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me: i don't really think i have adhd
also me: spent an entire semester procrastinating in undergrad until three days before 3 essays were due, for no discernible reason except "feeling unmotivated", and wrote all of them in the span of 72 hours powered by sheer adrenalin and caffeine
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Caught in the vicious cycle of reblogging "please mutuals message me" posts, hoping someone will take it as a sign and befriend me, and never making the first step, even though I know others are probably doing the same.
#tumblr culture#fandom#mutuals#thoughts#diary pages#the Sisyphean fate of an introvert looking for friends#many of us are probably socially traumatised from bullying#i say because we're voluntarily in the internet's madhouse#you are either shy#or develop a cat syndrome when you force others to come to you#so you only interact only when you're seeked out#you only interact when seeked out to preserve pride#which of course is important#right then#@ all of my mutuals#if you reblog this i'll slide into your dms#if you reblog this and we're not mutuals please slide into my dms#if you'd like tho mayve i'm just an ass and I haven't followed you for whatever reason#i'm serious
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Rob from love island When I Catch You…
#oh he is eeeevil#so hard to watch like Leah you gotta have the self worth to be like I’m not gonna wait for you to figure out Andrea and just sit here#and allow you to have me on the back burner we’re done#and I’m 24 mins into ep 8 for reference#and he is like getting mean right as he knows his position is threatened like the ‘give me two minutes’ that tone alone… she should’ve left#right then#mine
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wait. wdym ajr doesn't know the lyric to their own song
#had a line stuck in my head. turns out i was very wrong abt what it was. but ??? they don't even know????#right then#pho.posts
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Also while I'm being quietly ranty. Kevin and Jenna don't have to like Blaine as a character.
#and threatening to send them dozens of messages about Blaine might not work as well as you'd think#it might in fact be related to why they don't like him in the first place#(remembering a comment Matt Lang about being surprised how much he enjoyed hanging out with Darren -#because as much as he hadn't changed and he was still the same nerdy dork - everything else related to Darren and his fame was irritating)#this is just in reaction to people on twitter#not you guys#we have already been through this before#fandom wank#god the wave of nostalgia that hit me when I used that tag#right then#back to being relentlessly chipper
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They're starting to arrive, come along.
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Hello, here
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nimble, a border collie-papillon mix, wins the 12” class in the 2024 masters agility championship. the first time a mixed breed has won at westminster ever.
#that’s a bright expression#agility#dogs#borderpap#she leans into her jump & runs like a motogp driver practically sideways to the ground#mixed breed#oops i’ve read a lot & maybe my post unintentionally contributes to the pattern of calling designer dogs mutts when that’s not right#but then again a lot of people learned what a howitzer is. educational post
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Someone at an old job asked why I wanted to write up the meeting minutes for our team and I said 'i wanna control the narrative' and they were like 'what' and I pointed out that no one was gonna remember what we said in six months and so my interpretation of the meeting would dictate the assumed reality of what happened
"none of you ever send corrections when I offer the draft so y'all have consented to my version"
"we don't read that shit"
"you must trust me implicitly to create our shared reality that's so sweet"
That's how several coworkers decided I was a supervillain and how I learned several coworkers didn't understand record keeping as like a CONCEPT
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I DONT WANNA PAY BILLS I WANNA USE MY MONEY FOR FOOD AND LIL GIFTS FOR MYSELF AND MY LOVED ONES
#og#imagine how much happier my life could be right now if i could use the $200+ i gotta spend on bills#on literally anything else right now
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what if your doppelgänger wasn’t evil it was just a person. what if your doppelgänger wasn’t trying to replace you it was just trying to learn to be a person and you were the best model it had. what if your doppelgänger looked at you with your eyes and said with your voice that it just wanted to be loved. what then.
#aelan speaks#fornax cain#fun fact i used to think imposter syndrome was more literal#not so much “i don’t deserve this good thing and i’ve somehow tricked people into thinking i do”#but more like “i am straight up not a person and everyone knows it”#“and i am TRYING to be a person but i can’t get it right and they all KNOW and i should not be here but i don’t know where else to go”#anyway i was a normal child
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file -> phrases that are going to shift something in me forever
#right up there with ‘you can do whatever you want forever’#sorry for not knowing this is didion i guess#still profound to me!#b
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writing advice for characters with a missing eye: dear God does losing an eyes function fuck up your neck. Ever since mine crapped out I've been slowly and unconsciously shifting towards holding my head at an angle to put the good eye closer to the center. and human necks. are not meant to accommodate that sorta thing.
#like it started with me just holding things more towards my right#but the things started shifting more towards center and my head turns instead#like. when im driving especially i have to keep my head turned so i can see on coming traffic#and when im around people ive noticed i position myself so my body is facing them and then turn my head to get them actually#centered in my now very right biased field of view#so anyways draw blorbo bleebus cheated to that 3/4s angle without guilt#at least one one eyed fucker actually does that
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"Now drop down and give me twenty pronouns"????😭😭
Ok ig.
He
Him
His
Her
Hers
She
They
Them
Theirs
It
It's
Its
Xe
Xem
Xer
Me
Myself
You
Yours
Yourself
Twenty!!!
yeah i don't have anything to say about this one guys
#shitposting#pronouns#how fucking stupid are you#for getting mad#over a piece of grammer (?)#like#everyone uses them#see?#two#right then#idiot
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there's a looot of men liking in the chat tonight for someone whose dash is entirely women right now
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