#RIGHT THEN
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wisteriagoesvroom · 6 months ago
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me: i don't really think i have adhd
also me: spent an entire semester procrastinating in undergrad until three days before 3 essays were due, for no discernible reason except "feeling unmotivated", and wrote all of them in the span of 72 hours powered by sheer adrenalin and caffeine
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beastsovrevelation · 1 year ago
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Caught in the vicious cycle of reblogging "please mutuals message me" posts, hoping someone will take it as a sign and befriend me, and never making the first step, even though I know others are probably doing the same.
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nocontextmiis · 1 year ago
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wlwgang · 6 months ago
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Rob from love island When I Catch You…
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phosphorus-noodles · 9 months ago
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wait. wdym ajr doesn't know the lyric to their own song
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ipwarn · 1 year ago
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Also while I'm being quietly ranty. Kevin and Jenna don't have to like Blaine as a character.
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commissionsdarian · 2 years ago
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They're starting to arrive, come along.
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Hello, here
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dozydawn · 2 months ago
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nimble, a border collie-papillon mix, wins the 12” class in the 2024 masters agility championship. the first time a mixed breed has won at westminster ever.
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thegeekgene · 1 month ago
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Someone at an old job asked why I wanted to write up the meeting minutes for our team and I said 'i wanna control the narrative' and they were like 'what' and I pointed out that no one was gonna remember what we said in six months and so my interpretation of the meeting would dictate the assumed reality of what happened
"none of you ever send corrections when I offer the draft so y'all have consented to my version"
"we don't read that shit"
"you must trust me implicitly to create our shared reality that's so sweet"
That's how several coworkers decided I was a supervillain and how I learned several coworkers didn't understand record keeping as like a CONCEPT
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snaxle · 5 months ago
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I DONT WANNA PAY BILLS I WANNA USE MY MONEY FOR FOOD AND LIL GIFTS FOR MYSELF AND MY LOVED ONES
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bizarrebazaar13 · 2 months ago
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what if your doppelgänger wasn’t evil it was just a person. what if your doppelgänger wasn’t trying to replace you it was just trying to learn to be a person and you were the best model it had. what if your doppelgänger looked at you with your eyes and said with your voice that it just wanted to be loved. what then.
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thisisalovestry · 2 months ago
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file -> phrases that are going to shift something in me forever
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bitchfitch · 3 months ago
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writing advice for characters with a missing eye: dear God does losing an eyes function fuck up your neck. Ever since mine crapped out I've been slowly and unconsciously shifting towards holding my head at an angle to put the good eye closer to the center. and human necks. are not meant to accommodate that sorta thing.
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thefunkyspoon · 10 months ago
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"Now drop down and give me twenty pronouns"????😭😭
Ok ig.
He
Him
His
Her
Hers
She
They
Them
Theirs
It
It's
Its
Xe
Xem
Xer
Me
Myself
You
Yours
Yourself
Twenty!!!
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yeah i don't have anything to say about this one guys
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phosphorus-noodles · 10 months ago
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there's a looot of men liking in the chat tonight for someone whose dash is entirely women right now
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