#RESPECT MY FUCKING NETHER MOBS!!!

[undeadfvckgirl-base]

I can't even stay in the tags for this

RESPECT THE NETHER MOBS THEY ARENT EVIL OH MY GOD

LIKE I ACTUALLY CANT I LITERALLY DONT WANT TO WATCH THE MOVIE BECAUSE STOP SLANDERING THEM

Like I swear to god I see one more "Piglin/Wither skeleton/Blazes are inherently evil" I'm gonna commit crimes you haven't even thought about

-Signed an autistic alterhuman about the nether

you can have them back when you learn to fucking respect them as the funky lil neutral guys they are

[huevobuevo]

I CANT FUCKING SLEEP SO IMMA JUST POST THE SCU COUNCIL DRAWINGS AND HOPE TO THE GODS IT LETS ME REST.

Erm I really like pantheons and shit so uh. I made lore

Essentially each council member are gods similar to the Aspects from APOTHEOSIS, except instead of aspects of humanity they’re aspects of the universe. They each are gods of their respective campaign-worlds, the other council members can only interact with them through the creation of their player characters. I made three designs for these fuckers- their initial godhood form during the Hardest Difficulty Video, their present forms after their respective churches & worlds have been established, & their Higher Divine Form that’s basically just their fursonas (except Slimecicle since he’s just like. A Slime Hybrid already so now he’s just Cooler Magical Slime Guy yipey!)

Much like the aspects, the Council Members are referred to by their domains instead of their original names. In the case of Condi he has a secondary name, Yonder; in the case of Charlie, he can be referred to by either Fortune or Misery- more on that in a bit

the gribble -> Bloom

🍃bro is in charge of the biomes of the Overworld, including the tools and weapons that are crafted using its resources

🍃Bloom is ONLY in charge of the Flora, NOT the Fauna. The creatures of the Overworld are owned by Evolution

🍃weather phenomenon and natural disasters are also his strong suit

🍃MYTH TIME!!! Bloom hasn’t learned to change into his Higher Divine form until after his first Fall, thus his bright red and black wings were never appreciated. After he arose again, the ash of the Nether stained his wings and hair, turning them a deep grey. Many birds of the Overworld had grieved his loss, so after his return most of them had rolled in the ashes that fell from his skin in tribute- thus the Grey Parrot was born.

🍃he grew an affinity for the sea after the creation of his first universe (Mana; Riptide), thus a majority of his time is spent in the Overworlds ocean, where his presence is spotted through the whirling winds of a hurricane.

Condifiction. -> Yonder

🔥god of the Beyond- any of the upper and lower realms in any universe belongs to him, including;

🔥The Nether

🔥The End

🔥The Spirit World (prime defenders)

🔥The Chaos Zone (prime defenders)

🔥The Faewilds (riptide)

🔥The Celestial Plane (apotheosis)

🔥The Land Between Time (prime defenders)

🔥Yonder is also in charge of all the interdimensional creatures and entities that live in these domains. Potions are.. also technically his deal since to make them one must acquire interdimensional items such as blaze powder

🔥the boundaries between worlds and the magic to traverse them also fall under his rule

🔥Yonder has a spear called the Aether Piercer, a blade strong enough to even cut through the fabric of reality. It is the strongest weapon in the entire multiverse, and the boys use it for their “dnd campaigns”

🔥he is also called the Quartz Dragon

🔥 FUN FACT! He actually has TWO outfits- the Nether Regalia & The End Regalia. However my stupid ass drew the End one first despite the fact that the Nether outfit is his main one (molten lava dress and cape with deep reds and brilliant whites & gold). That’s why the end suit doesn’t really match his dragon form, but I ran out of time so I couldn’t draw it out. Also im never gonna use these designs most likely so honestly it doesn’t matter but STILL FUCJ IM SORRY :[

the bibbl -> Evolution

📡ok this one was hard to figure out but bear with me

📡Evolution is the protector of all living creatures and time- he can see the past, present, & future, and is in charge of the development of every single organism that can breathe. Humans, especially fall under his command.

📡Evolution is also the patron of technology, society, and history

📡he can personally control how mobs & humans evolve and adapt

📡his higher divine form is usually a strange gryphon like creature, but he can just about change into whatever form he desires. He is the only God who can truly shapeshift with no limitations- Yonder & Bloom only have their Higher Divine Form, while F&M is still pretty visibly Slime no matter what form he takes. Speaking of

the slible-> Fortune/Misery

🎰the god of many things, but can all be simplified into one word- Luck. Everything has a risk, and F&M can make it happen

🎰gambling, yes, is a part of his domain, as it involves a risk of either a win or a loss

🎰destiny & fate are intertwined with his powers, due to how extremely fluid they may be

🎰harvest & agriculture TECHNICALLY are his thang as well, since he’s not really in charge of the PLANTS per say but rather the possibility of either a plentiful harvest OR a miserable famine

🎰F&M have two different names for two different occasions- Fortune, for instances of prosperity, & Misery, for instances of disparity.

🎰he is also called The Great Gambler, Magician Of Chance, He Who Reaps, The Debt Collector, The Slime Lich, and The Nightmare King

🎰he’s like a Lich but not dead lol. More on that later

[ FORTUNE ]

🎰wealth

🎰dreams

🎰arcane wisdom and enchantments

🎰skills in crafting and smelting

[ MISERY ]

🎰nightmares

🎰plague

🎰curses

🎰loss of control

🎰debt

🎰punishment and penance

🎰yeah so haha if someone has cheated and exploited their way to fortune then Misery with a capital M comes down and basically sucks their life force out and turns them into goo, which is what he uses to sustain himself like a Lich. Luckily for him, greedy men spawn like rabbits

Some extra notes for the council in general plus some insight in how their religions work

☀️Yonder and Bloom are both patrons of Travelleds, Adventurers, and All Who Voyage On. However, Bloom offers protection from the world itself such as wild animals and weather phenomenon , while Yonder helps ease the passage itself. Basically Bloom helps people not die in a storm while Yonder focuses on getting to the destination in the first place I.e. not getting lost in the fucking woods

☀️Evolution y F&M are conceptual gods while Bloom y Yonder are more physical. Bloom y Yonder are everywhere, omniscient and omnipresent, encapsulating the world around us- meanwhile Evolution and D&M control the hidden sacred systems of the world such as time and luck/magic

☀️Evolution and F&M have highly selective religious followings, only specific followers are trained and perfected to wield the power of their gods domains. In the same vein, Evilution and F&M have two symbols- one for prayer and one for summoning. Unlike the other two gods who just have one for both of these purposes, the powers of time and chance are far too chaotic in nature to be possessed by many. Instead of being able to talk to plants and go to a funny new world, the highest followers of the Conceptual Gods can literally harness time itself and perform the Ultimate Spells that could level cities- thus not only are these followers specially picked and trained, but in Eder to actually USE them they must first reviver a blessing by their respective gods which requires a summoning. This requires their summoning sigil which not only requires EXTREMELY rare items BUT are also forbidden without express permission from elders. The summoning sigils are kept secret, sharing the sigil to others is punishable by death. The symbol for prayer is used to just represent the Concptual Gods following, much like the symbols for the other gods are used to represent them as well. the Pjysicak Gods need no summoning since they’re technically all around us soooo-

☀️slimecicle, bizly, and grizzly haveANOTHER outfit for their other campaigns (blood in the bayou, wonderlust, and total monster kill) BUT once again I had No More time Left so I sorta just Didn’t draw them my bad homeboy

This took an hour to type out dear god im exhausted

[makowo]

As a much longer follow up to this post, here's this... My Ideas for Two Minecraft Mods ^_^ this got really long so it's under the cut

Circle of Life: Rudimentary mod that adds a basic ecosystem, with as few mobs added as possible but enough to stand out as a bare bones animal mod.

Rather than mobs just existing independently of each other with the player as the focal point, focus in on more instances of stuff like wolves hunting sheep. Foxes hunt rabbits + rabbits are more widespread, wild cats/ocelots should spawn more plentifully and have birds and wild mice to hunt, polar bears should have seals to hunt, etc.

These prey animals can have their own niches, like eating plants and spreading their seeds (making grass/ferns/crops grow naturally and make grass more lively), seals eat fish and may be difficult to kill on your own but with the help of a polar bear, but they can be easily killed and drop seal fat that acts as coal or dried into leather.

Bears and foxes should be tamable as alternatives to wolves and cats respectively. Bears are focused on combat, as they hit harder and have more health (could be mounted as well?), as well as have a faster swim speed. However, they aren't useful in smaller areas, and you can only have two at a time or they get territorial with each other. Foxes are similar to cats in that they don't do combat but maybe could help find buried items or something, tying themselves into archeology. -

Darker Days Ahead: A larger progression mod that adds the Deep Dark as a secondary endgame zone to follow up to the End, and not a glorified treasure zone with a scary guy in it. (I know there's already kinda one of these that adds a deep dark dimension but I hate that mod bcs it's very aimless and bare bones atm)

This mod would have new structures, new types of crops that only cultivate with the aid of sculk, new items for scaring mobs away from you with the call of a Warden Horn, a new set of armor with a focus on utility, and potentially a new dimension which the sculk infection originates from. Definitely more but that's what's off the top of my head

The Ancient City is larger and has more signs of having been a city rather than just a castle sorta area. I'm imagining tying it into villager lore, so there would be decrepit but more advanced forms of villager buildings scattered around or above deep dark biomes, with the Warden hinted at being the basis of the iron golems villagers make.

The main new crop could be a fucked up form of glow berries that spread darkness instead of light, and will give darkness/wither when eaten. They could also be crafted into a 2x2 grid and made into a bundle of berries that can be thrown and make mobs in a small area around the landing point unable to lock onto you and take wither damage for a short time. They only grow on walls made of sculk-infested stone/deepslate, which is made by crafting stone/deepslate in the center of a crafting table with a sculk vein on each space directly adjacent to it. They also spawn naturally in the deep dark villages, but crumble into nothing unless mined with silk touch.

The Warden Horn isn't obtained by killing the Warden, but is crafted with a goat horn, a sculk shrieker, and an item that's dropped randomly by Wardens randomly after taking damage, maybe a part of its flesh or one of the things in its chest. It has a very limited amount of uses (repaired with experience via natural mending) but can be used as a defensive tool to temporarily scare and de-aggro any hostile/neutral mobs in a radius around the player, making them run like skeletons with wolves or creepers with cats. Doesn't work on Nether mobs as they wouldn't know about the Warden naturally.

The armor set would be primarily focused on utility, to not compromise on netherite being the endgame armor. Each piece of armor has its own ability, similar to turtle helmets. The helmet allows the wearer to highlight mobs around them and through walls when they make noise, the chestplate provides temporary Resistance 1 and a small damage boost whenever you gain experience, leggings give Speed 2, Jump Boost 1, and small attack speed boost after taking damage, and boots make you walk without making noise. Wearing the entire armor set gives you Absorption 1 in areas under light level 0 and you can get closer to aggro mobs without them spotting you, with the Warden becoming entirely passive to you unless attacked. There could be tools as well, but I don't have ideas for them right now. I think this would have stats slightly lower than diamond to balance out its strengths, since you can mix it with stronger items for certain benefits.

The new dimension is kinda a point of contention for me because I'm not sure of what it could offer. Definitely a new boss, NOT a new faction for trading, but it could relate to enchantments/magic considering experience plays such a large role here and enchants have no present origin point.

That's all I have for now. one day I will make these ideas or commission them when i get money.

[roadkiii]

Entry 1.1-1 - Zombie-Proofing

Welcome to my blog. I’m not tagging anything but entry #, so sorry if my unrelated mess somehow ends up in your search.

-Note: The portion of time I spent during this update only takes enough content for one post. For consistency I will still refer to it as "pt 1" so that tags are consistent

Welcome to version 1.1! There were no bug fix updates for this version, but in the future I will default to the latest version (ex: version 1.2 up next will begin in 1.2.5)

This update didn't add anything that will really affect my world, mostly just changes to creative mode and superflat. There were some terrain/biome changes, but again, I'm not trying to wander very far, especially with Caves&Cliffs such a long way off.

Since there are no new achievements, my only goals are to obtain all wool colors and to complete a wall around my village in preparation for zombie sieges being added in the next update. I may also try to build a creeper trap to try to get all of the records, but I'm not sure yet.

I also took advantage of the nether portal/crafting table duplication exploit a bit before the update, and I know that glitch returns in 1.8 so ;) Remember kids, it isn't cheating if it's baked into the game.

...right. they didn't add the ability to place slabs just on the top until [checks notes] oh 1.2.1 cool. I have to look at my weird window/arrow holes for just one version. That's not terrible.

I thought I had all of the colors but I think I'm missing magenta, that'll be a quick fix. Also, can we talk about how pastel the light blue and light pink sheep are compared to the wool? Wow.

I've got the basic body of the wall down and I've been putting torches in the ground (covered with leaves for camo) to try to prevent anything spawning inside. It'll be a long time until they update the lighting requirements for hostile mob spawns to be super dark, so this might take some fidgeting to perfect.

Right now I've got gates in the 4 directional openings (until 1.5 when I can set up some redstone with daylight sensors anyway) and all of the wall is at least 3 blocks high, so I could call this part done... but I do want to at least have all of the gates outlined.

I'm also only at about halfway through my picture requirement on this post, so I guess I will go ahead and try to get all of the discs. 1.1 is about to be a single post long lol

lfg all wool done B)

On second thought, fuck the music discs. Creeper traps did Not work, the skeletons got too close and they exploded ._.

Okay, I've gotten all of my walls to at least go over their respective opening/gate and I've started spider-proofing the outside, that's honestly good enough for me.

YES! Turns out, there was a bug fix in 1.1 to make Sniper Duel function properly, so I can now officially say we're done with both 1.0 and 1.1

Up next, dog breeding, cats, and iron golems. I anticipate this one taking a lot longer than 1.1 since my goals are to collect all of the cat types and set up an iron golem farm

next (1.2.5-1)

[s0lar-ch3ri]

i jknow i will! heelo past me, dw, our jrwi obsession was only hiding the scu one

so first off, each of the gods respective control areas have smth to do with poppies after grizz's death (some enchanted weapons, mainly diamond swords and pistols have either poppies growing on them or have like poppy particles; poppies tend to grow on portals after a couple minutes, many enjoying the guide it gives despite being confused how it works [some nether trees have them too]; several animals tend to enjoy being by poppies, being thought of as even a health reboost for some mobs)

condi has contact somewhat with grizz (even if most times hes talking to fallen)

ya know the "poppies can cause depression, sedation, coma, and even death one"? yeah so the only one i can reasonably incorperate is depression sooooo... im sorry

if grizz came back, absolutely would be a wreck of a man. would eat too many corn poppies way too much

ik im making it a lot about grizz and poppies so lemme say this as an alt hc: grizz fucking hates how poppies taste. like he probs cant touch a cross but pull a poppy out and my boy whips the jesus sticks out so fast

like i said with the last one, grizz cant touch crosses cause exorcism shit

i like doing hcs for different aus and other shit so ghost grizzly and charlie have talked in most timelines. only problem is nobody else knows he is there and all of them worry for charles

would it be wrong if i made it so somehow bizly and grizzly worked together to make addictive drugs? fuck it

i absolutely do adore fallen grizzly dressing fancy but like, no. i want that man to be in grizz's regular fit but looking like hes crawled out a depression pit and hasnt moved in 3 weeks

opposite of my last one, he dresses in that one live studio outfit from jrwi

and oposing myself anagin, grizzly enjoys skirts and dresses, more tight and body fitting when up above in the counsil rooms, looser and longer when mortal, and more pockets and flowwyness when in combat

charlie and grizzly have matching gardening outfits

fallen (religously) isnt seen as some evil being (despite several people on the outside believing him to be), but rather a riskful helper, willing to do whatever (i need to start drawing what mortals believe them all to look like)

fallen absolutely loves eating apples (even when they make his teeth bleed)

fallen is big on nature (grizzly is too), but unlike regular grizz he tends more to make wild and crazy plants and likes flowers more then crops

fallen and grizzly in my head either mutually share a body, fallen has full control, or grizzly can shift into fallen on command (also fallen can come out with certain events, hes more managable though cause the counsil)

fuck you grizzly literally becomes unkillable after coming back to life. like he will not go down again.

call me wrong anf cuked for this but condi has the very chicken which took his finger as a pet, and like its a special one too (look its either attack chicken who will tear people apart chunk by chuck or i make condi still have the multilated finger that he just carries around and shit)

the gods use their things to signify needing to talk to each other. for example, bizly can get endermen to get condi for him, grizzly has poppy circles which drag the council to him when needed (some mortals have superstitons and some have been accidentally taken and for them its as though they were dead a couple minutes rather then meeting gods), etc

anyways if i think more ill do more BUT i found a great scu chat fic (has some shipping so be warned, you will join them <- 99% there to being a full fledged scu shipper)

its called:

GROUP CHAT: COUNCIL EDITION by Ditzydreams

read it i beg okay bye

scu headcanons (final singular chracter ones)

slime doesnt exactly carry poppies around, but for a while after grizzlys death, food seemed to have tiny poppies sometimes

he also just finds them around

[adelior]

Name: Unconditionally

Author: R. Adelio

Genre: Romance, Minecraft, Comedy, Fluff

Main Lead: Technoblade, Dreamwastaken

Female Lead: Reader

Chapter: 1

Special Addition: Tchnomaid

Letters: 10,718

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"I'm bored" You mumbled into your palm as you kept your gaze on the papers that were set up in front of you. "It's your fault for trespassing their area, [Name]. You should know by now how strict Dream is with the boundaries of the countries." Wilbur interpreted, his brows furrowing by the second. "They could have killed you."

"I'm sorry, I was just curious" Hearing you apologize, he softened up and groaned. Wil patted your shoulder with a somewhat forced smile before leaving the room. "Make sure to finish brewing the potions by the end of the day. For now," He looked back, nodding his head. "I'll see you around, [Name]."

"You too, Wil" Sighing, you turned to look at the blonde-haired boy who stood awkwardly in the corner. "Well uh, that went well at least!" Slamming your first, you startled Tommy as he shrieked. "I got in trouble in YOUR PLACE-"

"Yeahhhh, about that, I'm sorry!" Tommy shook you by the shoulders, a grin spreading across his face. "I'll make it up to you okay? I'll set you up on a date with Wilbur if it makes you feel any better" Your cheeks darkened, giving the kid a pathetic slap as you covered the bottom half of your face.

"It's really nothing like that. I don't.. like him.." The last part of your sentence was muttered, and as usual, the boy who knew of your feelings let out a hollering laugh. "I knew it! Who would have fucking thought that you'd fall for Wil! Out of all people!"

"LOOK-" You turned to face him, your face getting hotter and hotter the more you thought about it. "I have my reasons okay! He's a good guy, and on top of that, he's an amazing friend"

"An amazing friend you say? He's also one hell of a fucking leader that's for sure. But enough about your crush let's go out and play with Tubbo!" Dismissing him with a single wave, you gave your best sympathetic smile. "Sorry Tommy, but I have to finish brewing these potions by the end of the day. I can't afford to be disciplined by Wil again"

"Hm, whatever, fine" The boy shrugged, leaving you alone. "THIS ISN'T THE END WOMAN! You will join me and Tubbo on our conquest sooner or later!" You chuckled, smiling at his childish behavior. "Yeah, yeah, now go on and have fun"

You can hear him shout out loud, laughing as he tackled what you perceive to be Tubbo. "I never wanna leave" The sentence that slipped out of your mouth caught you off guard. Despite being an outsider to their nation, they treated you with respect and saw you as a member of their group.

Sitting back down, you continued to flip through the pages of the book. Studying the recipes and applying the specific ingredients to each bottle. "Oh shit, I ran out of spider eyes" Cursing, you stood up to walk towards the door, looking out into the hallway. "Niki!" You shouted from your office, capturing the woman's attention. "Yes, [Name]?"

"Do you know if we have any spider eyes left in the chest room? Or have we completely run out of it" She pondered for a second, answering once she finished checking her inventory. "I don't think we have any more spider eyes. I'm also not carrying any with me sadly"

"Oh, that's alright. I can just outside and kill some spiders myself" Pushing yourself forward to one of your chests, you opened it and took some resources. A bow, 10 arrows, and full iron armor apart from your golden shoes. "[Name], you don't need to go out and kill some on your own. It's dangerous at night"

"Exactly, which is why I plan to go to the Piglin market to trade some gold for a few stacks of spider eyes" Niki shook her head in denial, refusing to let you pass by. "That's even more dangerous! We're humans, we can't go inside there unless we have the King's permission. And usually, we'd have knightly escorts to go around with us"

"True, but I can slip in and slip out without being noticed" You shrugged on your hood, a robe that covered your full body apart from your face. "I can hide with this, besides if they aren't able to tell that I'm human they'll never be able to report it to the king"

"Al..right.." The short-haired girl had a troubled expression on her face, but nevertheless, let you pass. "Good luck! Please come home safely" You turned to give her a single nod, a reassuring smile that was enough to calm her down. "I promise, so don't worry about me okay?"

And so you left, walking to the basement of your home where the Nether Portal stood tall. You gulped at the mere sight of it, how mysterious yet alluring. The purple particles only making it look majestic. "beautiful.." You muttered as you slowly entered, the change of temperature really hit you hard. It was hot, humid compared to how it felt in the overworld. "Goddamn how do piglins live like this"

"Shocking, right?" A male voice erupted from the silence, causing you to stiffen. "I'm assuming you're not used to traveling to the Nether." You slowly turned around, only to be met with a man with dirty blonde hair. "Pardon?" You tilted your head, staring at his smiling mask. "Nothing, would you like me to escort you and keep you safe?"

"And what makes you think I'd trust a stranger" You questioned, earning a chuckle from the man. "You're not as dumb as you look. But don't worry you're not my type, I won't do anything."

"WH-" His hand went over your mouth in a flash, he moves fast for a person with netherite armor, and on top of that a black robe. "Keep your voice down, first rule when entering the Nether World is to never bring unnecessary attention to yourself."

"Got it" Your voice was muffled from his large hand, he stepped back before leading the way, making sure that you were tailing right behind him. "The second rule, make sure to always be with somebody. Never travel alone or you'll die in an instant without somebody keeping you safe."

"Safe? Is the Nether really dangerous for you to say that?" Observing his reaction, you realized how sharp his jawline was. You can't peak through the mask but his mouth was fully exposed. "Yes, I take it you've never looked into this dimension?"

"Well, to be fair I've only heard of the Nether. This is my first time actually setting foot into the portal" The man's mouth pulled back into a dumbfounded snarl, almost as if he was silently judging you for your actions. "Weird." Was all he said before nudging you forward. "We're here, keep your guard up. What are you here for exactly?"

"I'm here to trade gold for a few stacks of spider eyes" He sighed, pulling your hood closer to your face. "You do realize you could have killed a few spiders in the overworld without having to come here."

"Uh, not really the best in combat you see" You admitted, darting your attention to the passing piglings who stood at least 5 feet taller than the man leading the way. Their species were large and brute compared to humans, they were cool but dangerous to interact with. "What the hell were you thinking when you decided to come here without somebody to guide you."

"I honestly have no clue" You stared at the man with a blank face, earning a disappointed grunt from him. "Well, turn around Princess because we just arrived at the Mob looting store. Stay out here, I'll get the eyes for you."

"Wait a second- I feel bad you're the one who led me here and protected me-" The man that accompanied you patted your head with one of the most genuine smiles you've ever seen. Despite him being awfully mysterious, he has shown nothing but kindness all throughout your journey. "Don't worry about it. Just stay here and don't run off anywhere. It's even more dangerous inside because piglins tend to fight over items."

Fidgeting with your hands, you finally agreed. The blonde took that as an agreement and stepped into the store. You were left to stay outside, leaning against the wall that was nearest to the door. A few seconds passed, and yet you were still outside waiting. You were beginning to think that the man who you walked with abandoned you.

"Ex..c.." A piglin with long pink hair muttered, his hand reaching for you. "Excu.." You stepped aside, worried that the mob was here to harm you. The more you stared at him the more you realized he was one of them, but one that looked more human. "Is there something you need?" You questioned the man, earning a nod. "What is it?"

"Do you.. Do-" Before he was able to finish his sentence, your eyes widened in realization. You swung your right hand to open your inventory, taking out a gold bar to hand over to him. 'I heard piglins liked gold, maybe he'll leave me alone if I gave him one' Was what you thought as you urged the hybrid to take it.

He looked at you back and forth, debating whether or not he should accept it. "Take it, it's alright I have plenty of where that came from" The man in front of you hesitantly took the gold into his hands, his eyes widening when he realized how shiny and well kept the item was.

"You..-"

"Hey." The man who accompanied you shouted once he exited the shop, pulling out his netherite sword. "Back off."

"Hey wait! He didn't do anything wrong, leave him be" You pushed the blonde male back slightly, apologizing to the other person with a forced smile. "Let's just head back before we get caught!" Turning around, you tangled your fingers with his and ran away, waving the piglin goodbye.

"What are you doing." He asked, narrowing his eyes from under the mask. "You said to keep attention away from us so I am-"

"I wasn't even that loud." You turned to glare at him. "It got a lot of people's attention" The man laughed, swooping you into his arms, and began to speed up his pace. "You're a good listener." He complimented, a smile fighting to break through his irritated expression.

It took time for the two of you to finally reach the same Nether portal from before. The blonde slowly lowered you onto your feet, handing the bag of spider eyes into your chest. "Here, it's heavy so make sure to hold it with both hands."

"Thank you.." You muttered, gladly taking the bag with a smile. "Say, um.. I never caught your name?" Before the man was able to walk away, he turned to look at you one last time before telling you his name. "Clay, the name's clay."

"Clay?"

"I'll see you around." With that, he pushed you into the portal. You fell onto your back once you were transported over to the overworld, lying there with staggering breaths. "I never got to tell him my name though" But once you sat up, the Nether Portal's liquid-like wall disappeared. The particles were being sucked into the middle, and the doorway to hell was disappearing.

"What the..-"

"[NAME!]" You hear your name being called out by what sounds to be Wilbur. Turning to look over your shoulder, you see the whole group running towards you with a worrying expression. "You're back!"

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ec: @quacobs (instagram)

[wizbizzi]

*drinks full bottle of cough syrup* OKAY SO

I have a Hot Take on what ranboos other half is

So ranboo is a little bastard and shout out to him as a fellow DM for responding to questions about lore with "maybe :)" in a shitty smug voice because it's rare the tables get turned on me in that regard and I respect the energy

ANYWAY A lot of people have been saying that his other half is a ghast and I Honestly thought the same until I saw him just kill a ghast w absolutely no regard for the big block balloons life which he does Not do for endermen (he actively logs off to avoid the confrontation if he hits or looks at one) and until I saw this fucking tweet from his alt

SO my New idea is This

It's a wither skeleton but like, with skin.

The Evidence?

Well I'm about 80% sure it's a nether mob because of that one time he just sat and Paused in the nether to listen to the ambient noises with his music off and did so Twice. Endermen spawn in the nether but they aren't exactly a staple mob of the place so if he's nostalgic about the sound it's probably from the other parent.

The mobs in the nether that Aren't ghasts are pretty limited to blazes, wither skeletons, and pig fellas and I do Not think he's a pig hybrid bc he isn't bingus coloured.

Blazes are uhhhh up there as an idea but they're also yellow so it's not Super high on my list.

Which leaves me with wither skeletons.

What Are wither skeletons skeletons of anyway? Like, what died and left them in charge. Who's to say whatever died and left a wither skeleton behind didn't have white skin?

It's a bit of a scuffed theory but I have homework so I can't exactly comb thru vods, heres This for y'alls consideration though. And hey ranboo if ur undercover account is reading this, fuck you /lh

[creative-robot]

A couple of semi-connected mini scenarios for the Hybrid SMP Body Scramble AU that my brain has summoned

Avian!Niki and Merling!Tommy both just staring at a piece of Cooked Chicken having VERY different mental breakdowns over the concept of eating it

Phantom!Jack Manifold forgetting that he’s not only not fireproof anymore as Wilbur but fiery allergic to the sun and nearly burning Wil’s hair off much to Slime!Wilburs chagrin and terror

FM!Ranboo gets stuck on the mining post bc he was trying out Schlatts arachnid abilities and forgot he couldn’t just safely teleport down afterwards, he also manages to get his new horns stuck in the wood somehow and Elytrian!Tubbo and Ender!Phil have to come help him down

FM!Ranboo and Phantom!Jack Manifold getting to experience rain properly for the first time ever while Ender!Phil and Blaze!Charlie take cover and Mer!Tommy tries out running around on land in Nikki’s body

Blaze!Charlie, Avian!Niki, and Slime!Wilbur just having a whole Nether hangout day so Niki can finally explore the Nether, Shulk!Schlatt joins them at one point to find out the real smell of different Nether blocks and also to fill Tubbos Shulk with Lava Buckets. Slime!Wilbur takes the opportunity to see what’s stronger: Charlie’s slime bounce or Tubbos shulker skin. Blaze!Charlie gets to watch Himself go flying into a wall due to the answer ultimately being Tubbo

Mer!Tommy get haggled into letting Avian!Niki do up her body’s much longer hair after Tommy attempts to tie it up himself and nearly haphazardly knots it up, Phantom!Jack Manifold gets SEVERAL pictures for blackmail and Mer!Tommy learns that maybe having your hair played with isn’t that bad (not that he’ll admit that to anyone besides Niki)

Phantom!Jack Manifold has to pin back Wil’s hair for his own sanity cause he isn’t used to having bangs

FM!Ranboo finally gets Revenge by Pumpkin, aka him and Phantom!Jack team up to annoy Ender!Phil and Mer!Tommy with invisibility shenanigans as payback

FM!Ranboo gets the first pumpkin stuck to his head thanks to Schlatts horns though, he just can’t get used to them

It’s takes literally everyone to make sure Elytrian!Tubbo doesn’t just full-out launch himself off a cliff before actually figuring out how to fly with Phil’s wings, Phil can just SEE Tubbo debating jumping off every high area he can see and can TELL cause that’s HIS face

It is wildly disconcerting to see Tommy and Tubbos expressions on Niki and Phil’s faces, it’s even weirder to see Schlatt and Ranboos expressions on Tubbo and FM respectively

Slime!Wilbur gets play-hit and proceeds to lose his fucking mind over suddenly becoming like a foot tall, he kinda forgot that was something Charlie DID and now he understands why Charlie always calls for help with mobs it’s actually SCARY, he makes a mental note to open a small enough area in his haunted houses basement for Charlie to hide in (and maybe make a few other safe hidey holes) after they all swap back

Mer!Tommy finds a chest Niki’s made of everything everyones ever absentmindedly thrown in the lagoon and proceeds to use everything in it to both become a nuisance and dig several tunnels super close to everyone else’s houses, Niki finds them after they swap back later on and actually thanks Tommy for making them

[riverbanksquid]

--MODS (ver. 1.16.4 ~ 5 only)--

EASY; OBVIOUS

better third person (TEST THIS 🚨)

wool to string wool tweaks is better ✅

tameable rabbits ✅

more flower bushes ✅ + custom mod for more small flowers 🔲

string lights ✅ (In-game book with recipes/tutorial?⚠️)

botany pots ✅ (learn recipes ⚠️)

invisible armor (actually 1 utility armor slot and 1 visible armor slot but same thing) ✅

NEW

added camels ✅

added chimneys ✅

bell noise when fish on fishing line ✅

can sleep slightly earlier (before stars show up) ✅

better caves, better mineshafts, and stronghold saver ✅

DID NOT add better portals because no they aren't ❌

supplementaries ✅ (hanging signs, notice boards, item shelves, fireflies, etc.; life is good)

added endermail (endermen will deliver packages for you) (do test this one 🚨 it's hard to do in creative)

added flower doubler ✅

added "kelp acts like bonemeal" ✅ (note: only one of either kelp or bonemeal will grow a vine and I forget which 🚨)

added "eggs hatch when they despawn (but only on hay bales and also only when there are fewer than X chickens around already)" ✅

added sleeping bags (skip night without setting spawn point) and hammocks (skip day) ✅

added ability to use banner pattern on bed ✅ (test this 🚨)

added tea ✅ (are the teapots and stuff placeable though..?? 🚨)

BIG DEAL; CONSIDERING

create ✅ (disabled ugly ores and custom stone types in worldgen; they aren't needed to make water wheels which are ALLLLL I care about 📝)

quark (some. mob variants, maybe vertical slabs, oddities for item pipes, etc) ✅

mcmmo 🔲 (pros: taming. cons: I don't actually even like mmos)

inventory tweaks quark has everything we need actually ✅

tree felling ✅ (serilum ver.) (it's so good) (NO AUTO-REPLANTING)

lava lamps ❌❓

ON THE LOOKOUT

one person sleeping makes night be over (check which version this became a thing in) QUARK HAS ✅ BUT TEST IT THOUGH 🚨

always show coordinates and ONLY coordinates (no F3 PLEASE) (Resource pack I got for this seems not to be working. Alt: serilum's gui compass. 🚨) 🔲

immortal neutral mobs (incl. bees) Does not appear possible with any currently existing mod. However, friendly fire prevents damage to pets and I have added passive endermen to prevent aggroing our very tall friends, which should mitigate this as much as possible. ✅ WATCH OUT for cats and rabbits though, that is very much still a massacre waiting to happen. CROSS-TEST WITH RABBIT TAMING 🚨

mooblooms & moolips ✅ CHARM HAS REALLY GOOD ONES

dog variants ✅ betterdogs. Con: to get specific dog type, name of type of dog must be in nametag name, which is mildly weird. Pro: fuck it !

legible signs. (editable signs also?) ✅ vanilla tweaks and quark, respectively.

feathers + leather without killing mobs ✅ charm "chickens drop feathers passively" rule, plus combination of "rotten flesh to leather" & all-paper books.

renewable saddles + name tags ✅ saddle recipe + nametagtweaks. (note: I think I actually have more than one thing installed that adds a nametag recipe but whatever. do test both of these though 🚨 also horse armor?)

more stars/more interesting night sky 🔲 (I hate texture packs. maybe I have to fucking make one)

candy colored texture packs and shaders 🔲 (I DUNNO, YOU GUYS)

BETTER STAINED GLASS? ?? also glass slabs, stairs, etc. might have to do this myself 🔲 (absent by design may add the shapes, as would glasscutter if it were ever updated to 1.16. try absent again now that optimization mods are working? the stained glass though, I do actually have to fucking do myself; nobody understands my aesthetic tastes apparently. CROSS-TEST ABSENT W/ QUARK'S FRAMED GLASS BLOCKS? 🚨)

GOING CONCERNS

proximity chat (found a voice chat mod that might work. to test. 🚨)

teach everyone how to screenshot

NEW PROBLEMS

"In Control!" does make mobs noticeably less lively if you're not within a couple dozen blocks of them. BUT the performance increase is VITAL... play with settings.

Charm (I think?) villager adjustments COMPLETELY fuck up the village near spawn. (Solution: maybe just turn them off... they're not that good. Also, may be able to get away with JUST turning off lumberjack and leaving beekeeper on. Test savanna and extreme hills villages with these rules.)

Better Caves fucks up the cool tunnel I wanted to make next to the ice spikes but I might just worldedit it into submission lol

Quark mob variants are OKAY. I do actually need to test 🚨 whether quark and charm can both have them enabled at the same time and have that like. work. Because charm's are slightly cuter in general but I like quark's purple cow hsjdjfjf

Chimney mod is cool but oh my god I have to 🔲 turn the amount of smoke particles it generates down

QUARK CANDLES ARE MADE FROM TALLOW AND NOT BEESWAX FOR SOME REASON... but charm's only come in one color. also neither of them cluster like the ones from 1.17!!! I HAVE COMPLAINTS 🔲 (solution: different mod OR custom mod OR crafttweaker)

also quark's blossom trees are a cute idea but they're ugly. fix? 🔲 AND fix the decorated paper wall and lantern.

related: macaw's doors has sliding paper doors. pros: MANY MORE DOORS, TRAPDOORS, WINDOWS. cons: choice paralysis? cluttered recipe book?

🔲 STILL DO HAVE TO PUT MORE FLOWERS.. IN IT..THE GAME.

wooden axe is the wand tool for worldedit and so does not work as an axe. I'm pretty sure there's a way around this but I think it's funnier to just ban the use of wooden axes specifically. unhinged server laws. also yes I want everyone to have access to worldedit. yes I will murder and kill them if they use it to be rude. we live in a society

the nether is still ugly. there's not really anything I can do about that though

🔲 Limiting factor on arrows is now flint, which is annoying to get, so maybe do something about that too.

🔲 also I totally have not found a good lead recipe so that too

🚨🔲🚨 and finally: this post is now way too long so I have to work on making a coherent file that lists included features, and another that lists stuff I'm still looking to add remove or change. NOT EVEN I WANT TO READ ALL THIS !!!

[fearofaherobrine]

Roleplay Server Log #300

"Book Of NOTCH, The Temple Thief, The Traveler Has Come”

[Zeke and Arden] Are sitting on the side stairs by the shrine, talking quietly-

[CN] See's them and hides behind Firebird a bit-

[Firebird] -Looks down at the hiding CN- What, not gonna say hello?

-The two look up suddenly, like they were caught red-handed-

[Zeke] Hello Firebird, it's a nice day, isn't it?

[CN] Whispers- I don't want them to see my tail...

[Firebird] -Softly to CN- And why not, hmmm? -To Arden and Zeke- A nice day indeed!

[Zeke] His arms are covered with heart designs and weird shadowy shapes, it's obvious hes been touching Arden

[Arden] I didn't know you had a kid.

[Firebird] -Choked laughter-

[Arden] Looks embarassed- I'm sorry. Are you babysitting?

[CN] Scoots a little bit farther behind Firebird-

[Firebird] I was watching CN since he was stuck as a bird.

[CN] Little embarrassed noise-

[Zeke] Oh! He's the little NOTCH isn't he! Lie's tiny knight.

[CN] - Knight?

[Firebird] -Scoots CN infront so he can talk to them-

[Arden] Smiles- Someone who protects princesses and Queens

[CN] - But she's a brine...- Is scooted back in front

[Zeke] But she had a coronation with her husband. She's kind of a queen.

[CN] - What's a coronation?

[Firebird] A fancy version of a wedding.

[Arden] You present someone who's in charge of things and put a crown on them so everybody else knows they're to be respected.

[CN] - But what is she in charge of?  I thought everything was equal here?

[Zeke] I was told Cp has an army of mobs on his home seed.

[CN] - But mobs would hurt her!

[Firebird] That's the purpose of the coronation. So they don't.

[Zeke] Yeah. She's second in command.

[CN] - So why doesn't she take control of the ones here so they won't hurt people?

[Firebird] Doesn't work that way.

[Zeke] Because they're not her mobs to do that. They're TLOT's mobs and he likes them wild and free. Apart from the skeletons his husband personally befriended, and Karen.

[CN] - Oh...

[Zeke] So were you guys coming over for a visit?

[Firebird] CN was hungry and sick of seeds.

[CN] - Blech

[Zeke] Well everything's been super quiet but I doubt anyone minds if you raid the kitchen. As long as you don't leave a mess of course.

[CN] - I want steak!

[Arden] moves over and opens the door without getting up-

[CN] Rushes inside-

[Firebird] -Walks in with CN- Have a nice day you two.

[Zeke] You as well.

- there's aggressive crunching noises coming from the kitchen-

[CN] Heads for the noise-

[Firebird] -Raises eyebrow as he follows-

[Buff] Is basically punching something inside a cauldron-

[CN] Hesitates in the dorrway-

[Firebird] Is that a person? Or food? -Steps in-

[Firebird] Or both?

[Buff] Stops- Oh hey! No, it's food. Seems like nobody likes to eat it but me though.

[CN] - What is it?

[Buff] Holds up his fists and a few pixels sprinkle off. - Pokemon berries, cocao beans, coffee beans, wheat and some seeds for extra texture.

[CN] - NO!

[Firebird] I heard seeds, let me try some. -Scoots over-

[Buff] Gestures graciously- the cauldron is full of what looks like broken up granola bars with chocolate bits-

[Firebird] -Takes a fistful and tries-

[CN] - I want steak!

[Buff] Um, trunk by the furnace - points- So what are you guys up too. Fellow NOTCHs?

[Firebird] -Thoughtful chewing-

[CN] Heads right for the trunk and opens it, pulling out a steak and tearing into it-

[Buff] Well?

[Firebird] Could use more seeds... Hm? Oh, i was making CN go through his molt

[CN] With a full mouth- I have more feathers to add to my belt!

[Firebird] Also why he has a tail.

[Buff] Um, molt?

[Firebird] Bird thing? We shed our feathers for new, healthier ones.

[Buff] Since when is Cn a bird?

[Firebird] Since he got punished for hurting his pet. -Cold voice-

[CN] Ducks his head in shame, he's made a mess of himself-

[Buff] Yeah that's bad. It's certainly against the rules.

[CN] Quietly- I wanted feathers...

[Buff] Yeah... I'm sure there will always be a few renegades who don't do what they're supposed too. But the book is also pretty adamant about what can happen to bad NOTCHs.

[CN] - Book?

[Buff] You got a book right? I mean we're not supposed to let anyone see, but we're all NOTCHs right? It should be okay.

[CN] - Oh... Um...

[TLOT] Is headed back towards Lie's house with Steve in tow-

[Steve] I don't like this.

[TLOT] I don't either, we'll make it quick.

[CP] Is grumbling and punching things behind the horse pens, making the horses a bit agitated-

[TLOT] Um... - He veers over to check on Cp- Something the matter?

[CP] - Fuck off!

[Steve] You're kinda making Lie's horses upset.

[CP] - I don't care right now

[TLOT] Do you want to talk about it?

[CP] Glares-

[TLOT] Touches his mind ever so slightly- Oh... the mobs...

[CP] - Get out of my head!

[TLOT] I'm sorry... Your pain is a bit obvious.

[Steve] When was the last time you saw them?

[CP] - right before I was fucking deleted

[TLOT] ...

[Steve] little tears-

[CP] - Now fuck off

[TLOT] Looks down sadly- Okay... I have to go to my own seed anyway...

[CP] - Bout time you did something

[TLOT] That was mean. I'm just going to give Nessie another star to replace the one that got stolen.

[CP] - Too terrified to stay long?

[TLOT] Bristles- You don't care either way. I'm not letting you make me mad.

[CP] - Your seed is not that different from mine TLOT, with those that depend on us, yet you won't go there without reason, and I can't return to mine at all

[TLOT] I have fewer responsibilities then you do Cp. I didn't decide to tame the whole world.

[CP] - That doesn't matter

[Steve] his voice shakes a little- Unless you're volunteering to help Cp, I think you need to just stop.

[CP] - Make me

[Steve] Small pouty face. - Come on, let's go. She's waiting for us-

[TLOT] I don't care what you think of me. But if you see a problem and walk away, you're part of the problem. I'd help you if I could.

[CP] Growls at them-

[TLOT] Same to you. - Turns on his heel-

[CP] - Fucking asshole won't even take care of his seed properly

[Steve] Buzz off Cp. - Puts his hand on TLOT's shoulder-

[CP] - Oh just get eaten by a lizard why don't you!

[TLOT] Is stomping away from him- Get bent

[CP] Starts stalking after them- Or what!?

[Steve] Don't listen to him-

[TLOT] I'm not.

[CP] - You coward!

[TLOT] Growls- At least I'm not afraid to ask for help! Or show the important people in my life that I care for them!

[CP] - I don't need help!  And I show Lie that I care!...  Even though we can't seem to fuck lately...

[Steve] Fucking is not the same as showing love!

[TLOT] You need more help then you'd ever admit

[CP] - I do not!

[TLOT] Is already heading down into the cave- Bullshit

[CP] - Prove it!

[Steve] Lay off Cp, we have more important things to do then bicker with you-

[TLOT] Opens the cage and goes right to the consoles.

[CP] - Oh yes, a brief visit to appease a bitch who swore fealty to your NOTCH instead of hunting down the problem itself

[TLOT] She swore her alligance to your father, and you know it. She's also a glitch finder and could probably delete both of us you massive twit!

[CP] - She can't delete me

[TLOT] You do not know that. She can reset people and resetting a brine can eliminate their glitch and possible destroy them.

[CP] - Not with the piece Lie has

[TLOT] Opens the hole and steps out into the snow- I have no desire to know one way or the other.

[Steve] Follows him, giving Cp a look

[CP] Angrily follows, erupting into a cloud of steam- You're still being a coward TLOT!

[TLOT] Stomps towards the temple, ignoring him-

[Steve] Go away Cp!

[CP] - And why should I?

[TLOT] Because you obviously don't want to help and your only embarassing yourself.

[CP] - And you're being an idiot!

-They're approaching the walls and the guards look rather concerned by the two bickering brines-

[Steve] Runs ahead- Just tell Nessie we're here-

[CP] Is still hurling insults at TLOT-

[TLOT] Is livid and the snow is melting around his boots-

-there's some commotion inside the walls and Nessie comes out in time to see TLOT tell Cp to go fuck himself. She looks rather unimpressed-

[CP] - Not happening Dip shit!

[TLOT] Growls- I'm not going to fight you Cp. Just get that out of your head.

[Steve] Sorry... He's really upset about a problem on his home seed.

[Nessie] I see.

[CP] - And you once again show your cowardice!

[TLOT] You act like I haven't bested you before!

[CP] Growls-

[TLOT] I'm not going to fight you because it's a waste of time.

[CP] - Fucker!

[TLOT] Turns to face Nessie instead. - I brought you your star my lady- He takes out the nether star, it's been threaded with a bit of chain-

[Nessie] Thank you.

[CP] - You're still being stupid TLOT!

[TLOT] Puts his hand behind his back where Cp can see it and flips him off-

[CP] - Oh bite me!

[Nessie] I might have information for you both. A nearby village spotted a strange person passing through that they're pretty sure wasn't a Testificate.

[TLOT] What?

[CP] His eyes narrow a bit-

[Steve] There shouldn't be any other humans here...

[Nessie] Agreed. The world scroll declaimed you as the only survivor of your mates... experiments...

[TLOT] Neutral expression-

[Steve] Wait? You have a copy of that?

[Nessie] Yes. It was written from memory by a monk who had seen it in times long past-

[CP] - Lame

[TLOT] Shut. Up.

[CP] - Make me

[Steve] Just go home Cp, you're not helping.

[CP] - No

[Nessie] Does the god of war have nothing to do in this peaceful countryside? Perhaps he would prefer to spar with my monks?

[CP] - Fuck off, I'm pissed at that one- He thumbs at TLOT

[Nessie] I see... - She takes out a bit of paper and scribbles a map with a quill - here's the area where they were seen. I suspect it may be our thief. I doubt a Testificate would be bold enough to commit such a sacrilege.

[Steve] takes it gratefully-

[CP] - Don't bother, they'll just run and hide like cowards

[Nessie] You have a lot of anger in you. I wonder if it is warranted.

[Steve] He's dealing with some personal loss.

[Nessie] My condolences then

[CP] - You can shut the fuck up

[Nessie] Folds her hands into her sleeves. - Very well then... Herobrine.  I'll bid you all a good day. - Turns to leave.

[TLOT] Looks exasperated-

[CP] - Well what are you going to do coward?

[TLOT] Investigate. Not that you give a shit-

[Steve] Shows him the map- This isn't far from here.

[CP] - And then you'll run and hide when you get scared

[TLOT] I want so badly to hit you right now-

[Steve] Come on, lets go. It's cold as cubes out here-

[CP] - You wouldn't even leave a mark

[TLOT] You're right my lamb - He's pointedly ignoring Cp-

[Steve] Starts to head off in the direction the map indicates-

[CP] Continues to follow them-

-The snow trickles away into a small slice of swamp and they travel along the coastline-

[CP] - Oh joy, you two had better not start fucking

[TLOT] Oh, are you still here?

[CP] - Just to watch you piss yourself in fear

[TLOT] Do I need to tell your wife you're ticking me off?

[CP] - She already knows I'm pissed

[Steve] Oh, so she got sick of your tantrum and told you to go outside?

[CP] - No, I left before I could cause her harm

[TLOT] Probably the first good idea you've had all day.

-A small village comes into view, there's only five houses and a well.

[CP] Is about ready to attack them-

[TLOT] Strides into town and thre's a little bit of commotion before the Testifcates are gathered in a group.

[Leader] My leige... we weren't expecting a visit...

[Steve] It's okay, we're just tracking someone. We were told they came this way. Someone who might be... human?

[CP] Watches from the shadows-

-They motion for a fem Testificate to come forward. She speaks haltingly, from nervousness- I was a bit late getting inside at night and I saw a figure pass by that didn't look like any mob I'd ever seen. They were wearing a white garment of some type. It looked like a ghost-

[CP] - Oooh, spooooky

[Steve] Can you tell us which way they were headed?

-She points down the coast- That was the day before yesterday though-

[TLOT] It may help us all the same. Thank you for being vigilant.

[CP] Rolls his eyes-

[TLOT] He fusses around in his inventory and gives her several oonions. - Something for your soups, your garden and your trouble.

-She takes the vegetables gingerly and bows before stepping back-

[Steve] We'll be off then.

[CP] Slips through the shadows to beat TLOT and Steve to the exit of the village-

[TLOT] Bumps into him intentionally and keeps walking-

[CP] Growls-

[TLOT] Is walking quicker now, looking for any signs that someone passed through-

[CP] - So what is your plan?

[TLOT] I don't have one. Maybe I'll just do what you do and rush in screaming with a weapon in each hand.

[CP] - You can't, you only have one

[Steve] He has my blade as well. I'm not standing by while my mate goes into danger.

[CP] - Oh this should be fun to watch

[TLOT] That's exactly what I would expect from you Cp. Just watch people struggle and do nothing. Go away.

[CP] - Nah, this might lighten my mood

[Steve] You make me sick to my stomach sometimes.

[CP] - Not sick enough for you to leave me alone apparently

[Steve] shouts in frustration- You're the one following us!

[CP] - BECAUSE YOU PISSED ME OFF!- CP lights himself on fire

[Steve] Skitters closer to TLOT, who is pointedly walking away from Cp-

[CP] - I'm not sure why you chose a coward as a mate

[Steve] Unlike you, I respect people who sacrifice for others.

[TLOT] My lamb...

[CP] - And often times sacrifices are pointless

[Steve] You only feel that way because you're selfish and mean.

[CP] - It's kept me alive

[Steve] I'm not dead yet either.

[CP] Growls-

[TLOT] Stops cold and quivers a little - Someone is watching us....

-The biome along the shore has given way to a little bit of jungle.

[CP] - No shit, they have been for awhile

[TLOT] Says nothing and scans around, he hasn't been able to focus properly with Cp berating him-

[Steve] Is peering into the trees-

-The sudden stillness is unnerving, it seems like even the few parrots hopping about have gone silent.

[CP] Floats upwards to watch the scene unfold-

[TLOT] Calls his scythe to hand and stands with his back to Steve.

[Steve] Pulls out his own Enderpearl sword and takes a ready stance-

[CP] - This should be entertaining

[TLOT] I know you're there. Come out!

-The sense of being watched is stronger now and there's some bare movement from high in the trees-

[CP] - Let's speed this up- He tosses a fire ball at the trees

-There's a shriek of irritation and an ender pearl goes flying out of one of the trees. As it lands there's a flash of something white too close to the pair on the ground-

[TLOT] Strikes out blindly at the shape and Steve goes for the stab as well-

-There's a splash of blood, the sound of ripping fabric and the sword is almost torn out of Steve's hands as it sticks to what it's cut into. -

-The figure whips around and it pulls Steve with the sword flat onto the ground-

[TLOT] Instantly goes berzerk, swelling into his monstrous form with a groan of tortured golden armor-

-The figure darts nimbly away from his claws but the third blow catches them square. It also embeds the dagger they were holding into his palm-

[TLOT] Gives an angry roar and the ground under their attacker turns to lava.

[Steve] Gets kicked by the figure as he tries to get out of the way and falls in the lava. He screams reflexively even though it won't kill him and both the others react viscerally to his yell, one freezing in place to stare at the apparently unhurt Steve and the other to headbutt their attacker with his helmet while they're distracted. The white clad figure flies backwards into some bushes with a thump as they hit a stone outcrop.

[???] Gets up with a snarl and there's a flash of black eyes on pale skin as they look out from under their hood-

[TLOT] Pulls the dagger out of his hand and catches the gaze. He freezes in fear for a moment and they're on him again, stabbing at his bulky shape as he claws at them and slices with the now petite looking scythe. There's bits of blood and pixels flying everywhere.

[???] Freezes as a sword stabs them from behind and the blood spatters Steve's grimacing face.

[TLOT] Grabs them and throws them down, as they bang against the ground he hisses suddenly and his eyes go wide-

[???] It's just enough of a distraction for them to stab his other hand-

[TLOT] Kicks the person and they roll a few blocks away, curled up in pain.

[CP] - I taste your fear TLOT~

[TLOT] Screams- What do you want from me?! Why can't you just die?!

[???] You're the one who came looking for me...

[Steve] Because you stole from our friend, you... bitch!

[CP] Sputters out a little laugh at Steve's attempt to call him a cruel name-

[???] She still honored the dead one! It had to be set right!

[TLOT] Sneers - Do you think they should worship you instead? You NOTCH?!

[???] No, but she had things I wanted. That she had no use for-

[Steve] What are your intentions here?

[???] Same as you. Survival.

[CP] - By scaring the crap or angering everyone here?  Real good plan there asshole- He brings himself back down to the ground

[???] Do I need to fight you too? - they look up and the shreds of their hood falls away, the reason for TLOT's suddenly backing off is obvious. They are a NOTCH, but instead of the bald head there is a single ruff of hair down the middle like a mohawk and the swell of blocky breasts is plainly visible through their torn and bloodied poncho. She pulls the bits of spiderweb cloth closer with the arm that's less injured and glares at him with her beady black eyes-

[CP] - Oh for fucks sake!

[TLOT] Is still huffing a bit and takes a scoop of the errant lava to heal his hands- Do you have a name... NOTCH?

[???] Traveler.

[CP] - Laaaaaaaaaaaaaame

-There's a fast motion and an enderpearl bounces off Cp's chest, there's a flash of motion too fast to follow and she viciously slices both his cheeks with a dagger made from a broken off sword-

[CP] Immediately moves to stab her- Fuck off you gnat!

[Traveler] Ducks backward and knees him squarely in the nuts, as he tips forward she uppercuts his jaw and falls back to a safer distance-

[CP] Burst into flames-

[Traveler] Watches him burn. She's still pretty injured, but as an AI it's not hindering her too much.

[CP] Is just cursing nearly non stop-

[TLOT] Tends to Steve and then checks on them. - Are we done?

[CP] - Oh fuck off asshole

[Traveler] Falters and leans against a tree. - I don't know. Who is this alien brine?

[CP] - None of your damn business

[TLOT] His wife is an ally of ours.

[Traveler] And where have you gone Herobrine? I've been trying to get a bead on you since I arrived, but you seem able to vanish from this plane of existence.

[CP] - He's a coward who has left this seed instead of tending to it

[Traveler] I have been all over this world. It doesn't need much tending. It seems his name is on everyone's lips and the people are prosperous and happy.

[TLOT] Bit o pride-

[CP] Scowls-

[CP] - Fucking whatever, let's just go home

[Traveler] Where is home?

[TLOT] Unnerved-

[CP] - Not here

[Traveler] I gleaned as much. How are you leaving and entering the world? Is home in the nether?

[TLOT] Absolutely not.

[CP] Starts laughing at the thought-

[Steve] It's another server, that this world is contained within.

[CP] Mentally to TLOT- We can always ditch her with the other NOTCH's

[TLOT] Mentally back- I'm shocked at you. After you yelled at me all damn day for neglecting my responsibilities-

[Traveler] Eyes narrow- Stop doing that. I can tell by your faces you're communicating somehow.

[TLOT] Blanches-

[CP] - So why wouldn't I expect you to abandon more?

[TLOT] Is dead silent for a long moment and then suddenly hauls off and punches Cp as hard as he can in the face with his overlarge fist-

[CP] Is thrown backwards a bit before regaining his footing and lunging at TLOT-

[TLOT] Clads himself in Netherweight and is unmovable. Cp basically just bashes into him like he hit a bedrock wall and TLOT doesn't move an inch.

[CP] Is growling and the heat of his flames is growing much more intense-

[Traveler] Watches them impassively.

[Steve] Please stop.

[CP] - Stay the fuck out of this!

[Traveler] To Steve - Should I kick him again?

[Steve] Is clearly nervous talking to her - It's okay, they're pretty evenly matched....

[CP] - I will fucking trap you in a dream!

[TLOT] He's using his own version of the 'dad voice' - I'm so sick of your shit Cp. I'm not playing with you any more today. - He waves a hand and makes an opening back into the cage before giving Cp an open-handed slap that sends him stumbling through the hole.

[Lie] Is standing on the other side in the cage, her arms crossed and a not so pleased expression on her face- CP...

[Traveler] Follows Cp through the hole before anyone can say anything- How interesting....

[TLOT] Fuck...

-The offensive pod is immediately on alert and hisses at Traveler-

[CP] Is up and about to go back through to try and attack TLOT again-

[Traveler] Hisses right back and brings a dagger to hand-

[Lie] Notices TLOT's form and with an aggravated sigh she flicks her hand forwards, attaching the collar to her husbands neck before focusing on her pod- Shhhh, easy now, it's alright

[CP] Let's out a strangled noise as he's shrunk down into a cat-

[Traveler] Barks out a small nervous laugh and locks eyes with Lie- Nice trick.... Herobrine.

[Lie] - I apologize for my husbands actions if he attacked you.  My name is Lie

[Traveler] It was a scuffle, nothing more. My fight with my brine and his Steve was more... involved. I am the Traveler.

[TLOT] shuffles through giving her a suspicious look, he waits for Steve to exit and closes the portal.

-The offensive pod lowers itself close to Lie-

[Lie] - Somehow I suspect my husband was still the instigator...

[CP] Yowls and fire balls TLOT-

[TLOT] Just tanks the fireball and gives him an angry look- Stop that.

[Steve] Yeeeaaah.

[Lie] Just groans a little- CP come here...

[CP] Ignores his wife-

[Traveler] Indicates the pod with the dagger in her hand- What is that?

[Lie] - My defense, the first of it's kind as well

[Traveler] Curious. Though not as unusual as the world being contained in a room.

[Lie] - There's a second one too- Motions towards the other command block

[Traveler] What wonders and treasures does it contain?

[Steve] Other NOTCH AI's and a multitude of dragons.

[TLOT] Shucks off his chestplate and stows the streched out metal before shrinking back to his normal size.

[Lie] - Should I let Tungsten know you'll be stopping by soon?

[Traveler] Tungsten?

[TLOT] Our village blacksmith.

[Traveler] Ah... the lost village persists? One of them at least?

[CP] Goes to piss on Steve-

[Steve] Scoots out of the way-

[CP] Persists-

[Lie] Starts summoning vines to grab CP-

[Steve] Kicks Cp lightly in the butt since it's facing him-

[Lie] Grabs CP with the vines and brings him over and into her arms- I think we need to find someplace quiet to properly calm down-

[Traveler] Motions for her to lead.

[TLOT] Looks resigned-

[Steve] I think we all need a break...

[fearofaherobrine]

Roleplay Server Log #227

“Lie's Little Defender, Herabrine is Healed, Deerheart’s Dirty Feet”

[Lie] - So which NOTCH should we deal with first?

[CP] - I am not doing the kid, I will send one of you guys into his dream, but I am not doing the kid

[Doc] Fine, I'll take the kid, you do the big one-

[CP] - Okay, so who goes first?

[Doc] I'm already sitting, me first-

[CP] Focus' his power and sends Doc into the dream of the kid-

[CN] Is looking around in a panic, he see's nothing around him-

[Doc] Steps out of the nothing-

[CN] See's Doc- Where is she?- His voice wavers a little in fear

[Doc] Nearby. You're dreaming.

[CN] - I...  I don't wanna lose her after just finding her...

[Doc] Is that all you want from her? To be nearby?

[CN] - No, I have to protect her, I remember...  I remember bits of fear from her when I first formed...  I've been looking for her for a very long time...  I WON'T LET ANYTHING HURT HER!

[Doc] I guess that's the best one could hope for from one's NOTCH... If we let you stay, will you stay out of trouble?

[CN] Shrugs- I dunno...

[Doc] Eyebrow- We have lots of experience dealing with bad children...

[CN] - I'M NOT BAD!

[Doc] I don't know that. You'll have to prove it to me.

[CN] Grumbles and folds his arms, one hand sneaks a bit farther down to rub against his rabbit foot-

[Doc] If you're willing to try, you can stay.

[CN] - ...  Okay...- His stomach then growls

[Doc] Then we have a deal. It looks like you've been living pretty rough. Cp? We're good. Let us loose.

[CP] - Do I have to let the little hellion loose?

[Doc] Please?

[CP] Grumbles- Fine- He releases those two from the dream

[Doc] Looks at the kid. - Why don't you have pants on anyway?

[CN] - I lost them

[CP] Sighs and Sits on the ground, bringing Lie with him before closing his eyes and entering the dream of the other NOTCH-

[DN] Is meditating in the empty space.

[CP] - So, you done fighting?

[DN] Am I? I don't recall starting the altercation.

[CP] - Just asking a general question

[DN] I am satisfied if he is.

[CP] - That moron's never satisfied

[DN] Then I guess I am not?

[CP] - Eh, the idiot will probably come after me next

[DN] Watches them impassively-

[CP] - So, what's the story with you and the kid?

[DN] He is small and weak and we had a common goal.

[CP] - To get into this server

[DN] Yes. We are drawn to our brines. To fulfill our purpose.

[CP]  - And what is yours?

[DN] To make hard what they soften. They are unbalanced, unfinished, they need a watcher.

[CP] - To make hard what they soften?  You mean their ability to melt things, don't you...

[DN] Nods. - There must be balance.

[CP] - You'll find most brines here won't believe you on that

[DN] I do not care.

[CP] - Suit yourself, now, would you prefer to be with a bunch of other NOTCH's?

[DN] I would prefer to be alone. But the small one... they favor my company for some reason.

[CP] - Cause they're a kid, that's why

[DN] They are less a child then they appear. I have mostly stayed in the void. While they tried to enter other seeds.

[CP] - What do you mean they are less a child then they appear?

[DN] Shrugs- He is a NOTCH. He can survive, at least as well as a wild animal.

[CP] - You really don't understand kids at all, do you...

[DN] Why would I? I cannot have children.

[CP] - Because you'll potentially have to deal with quite a few of them here

[DN] I said I did not know, not that I am too foolish to learn.

[CP] - Well you seem harmless enough for now, I'll let you out

[DN] Gives a respectful nod-

[CP] - Wake up

[DN] Sits up and brushes himself off, his already ragged clothes are even more torn from fighting with MB.

[Lie] Feels CP's grip tighten and reaches back to run her fingers through his hair in a reassuring way-

[Doc] Everything sorted out?

[CP] - Yeah yeah

[TLOT] Is making the 'I've got my eyes on you" gesture at DN

[DN] Goes to stand near Doc-

[Doc] Just... give me some space, okay?

[CN] - I'm hungry!

[DN] Takes a step to the side.

[TLOT] I might have something... - fiddles around in his inventory-

[Lie] Takes a closer look at CN and notices how his ribs show through his skin-

[TLOT] Comes up with some cooked porkchops, and a couple of cookies -Here, you can have these- He holds them out, but it's clear the child unnerves him -

[CN] Takes the pork chops- Aren't these supposed to be pink?

[Doc] No? Unless you like them raw.

[CN] - Raw?

[Lie] - I don't think he has much experience cooking...

[Doc] Just eat em, they're safe.

[TLOT] Mumbles - the only reason I had cooked ones was because of Steve...

[CN] Tries them- Mm!  And they don't make my food bar green!

[TLOT] Has a little flash of sympathy.

[Doc] living rough indeed....

[CN] Tears the pork chop apart with his teeth-

[CP] - Well if they were meant to spawn on this seed and couldn't, then I don't think he had many opportunities to even get food

[DN] We tried to get in elsewhere but were always swiftly expelled...

[CP] - Blame your brines mate

[DN] Why?

[Doc] We keep it so people can't spawn here without permission....

[DN] I see...

[CP] Stands, picking Lie up as he does so- Well, we're going home

[DN] If there is no objection, then I will go hunting.

[CN] Doesn't know where to go-

[Doc] Just don't bother penned/named animals or any mob with clothes on...

[DN] Understood. - He's starting to fade from view a little

[CN] - Ummm...- He looks down at the cookies in his hands

[TLOT] It's food.

[CN] - Are you sure?

[TLOT] Yeah? I made them myself.

[CN] - ...  What are they?

[Doc] They're cookies. Mostly sugar, cocoa and wheat.

[CN] - Cocoa?

[DN] Slipped away as they were talking-

[CP] Groans in irritation at CN's questions-  Just eat them

[CN] - No you big meanie!

[Doc] They're a type of bean. A little hard to find if you haven't spent much time exploring seeds.

[CN] - I mostly just popped into seeds to see if there was any food right there so I wouldn't miss a chance to get in here

[TLOT] We do what we have too.... to survive. - mentally to Lie- You're not going to just leave him, are you?

[Lie] - No, but I don't know where to put him...  Stevie would often stay in bed with me and CP, but I don't think that's an option with this one...

[TLOT] Mentally- what about the bed at the bottom of the stairs to Endrea's room? Markus used it plenty of times.

[Lie] - I wouldn't want him freaking out at the dragons...

[TLOT] Then put a bed down in the trunk room where BEN's console was.

[Lie] - I suppose that will work for now...- She looks over at CN and speaks to him- Come on CN, you can come with us

[CP] - I'm sorry what?

[Doc] We're both responsible... I'm pretty sure mine will return once he's eaten to shadow me some more.

[Lie] - Yes, but then you'll have Deer with you

[Doc] ... I know....

[TLOT] mentally- Are you afraid of your NOTCH Lie?

[CN] Hesitantly approaches CP- Let her go

[CP] - Oh for fucks sake, not this shit again

[Lie] - I'm not sure what to think of him, but I know he irritates CP so far so I'm trying to figure out how not to have a war in my house

[TLOT] Gives her a calculating look - I think for the time being there isn't much in the way of options.

[Lie] - I know, and I think I may have to make a new addition to my house

[Doc] I'm going home... - Xe seems a bit depressed. And shuffles off-

[Lie] Convinces CP to put her down and holds her hand out to CN- Come on, I'll show you where you'll be staying

[CP] Grumbles-

[CN] Takes Lie's hand and follows her away from the spawn, leaving TLOT and CP alone-

[TLOT] Well that was harrowing....

[CP] - You're pathetic

[TLOT] Gee, thanks.

[CP] - I'm serious TLOT, you keep saying you'll be able to help me with my NOTCH when the time comes, but you can't even face a child NOTCH!  Much less the Nether!  You boast that you'll be able to help, but I don't see you actually taking action to be able to do so!

[TLOT] I said I would help you... I didn't say that the idea doesn't scare me... I presume you'd think even less of me if I refused to help due to my own fears.

[CP] - You had a panic attack just thinking about meeting these two!  I can't see you following through on your promise...

[TLOT] Do you think I would lie to you about that? I want to help.

[CP] - Then prove it!

[TLOT] How?

[CP] - I don't know!

[TLOT] I think my fears would be lessened greatly if I were not making the assault against your foe as the only one with special powers Cp...

[CP] Scowls, his frustrations growing-

[TLOT] I saw with my own eyes that it frightens you to think of facing your NOTCH alone...

[CP] - Shut up!

[TLOT] It's different when there are lots of us... I.... overreacted earlier. I hate the thought of just random NOTCHs on this server. But it's not as bad as I had feared. The child seems half-starved and the other... I'm not sure. But... I can cope. For Doc's sake if no other reason.

[CP] Starts pacing a little, the grass turning brown behind him just from the heat he's expelling-

[TLOT] Just stands there watching him, letting his own anxieties fade. - Cp... Talk to me. And I don't mean insult me because you're angry.

[CP] - About what!?

[TLOT] I think I'm the least of your concerns. Was there something amiss in their dreams?

[CP] - No!  Although Doc's wasn't the least bit concerned in his

[TLOT] He seems... weirdly self-contained. Perhaps he's merely quiet because Doc is so boisterous?

[CP] - He said his job was to solidify what Doc liquified

[TLOT] Considering that their powers went out of control the moment they first manifested... maybe he's concerned it might happen again?

[CP] - I don't know!  And that damned kid...

[TLOT] He seems rather protective of her. At least he isn't hostile to the brine he was generated for. That's a blessing.

[CP] - TLOT, he was formed when she was still scared of me

[TLOT] Pauses - I hadn't thought of that...

[CP] - That kid will try to stop me from getting to my mate...  AND WHY THE FUCK IS IT A KID!?

[TLOT] Shrugs- Why is Doc's even taller then you?

[CP] Growls- Why do we suddenly have odd NOTCH's?  As far as we can tell they all look identical and then these two just spring out of nowhere!

[TLOT] Why do we have a physical representation of the server itself? This seed is special. It's unique for the love that has been lavished on protecting it and the oddity of the people that dwell in it. For all we know it's unnatural to gather Herobrines together because our combined energy distorts reality or something.

[CP] Groans and some of the grass he's treading over starts smoking-

[TLOT] Stands on his tiptoes and swats a 'sapling' out of one of the candy colored trees. It's a big cone of strawberry ice cream. He offers it to Cp. - maybe something to cool you down?

[CP] - Oh fuck you! I don't want that fucking crap!

[TLOT] A simple no would have sufficed... - he takes a small bite of the ice cream- what's the worst that could happen? Be reasonable here.

[CP] - That's just it, I don't know! These NOTCH's aren't like the others on the sub seed! I don't know what sort of shit that kid could do!

[TLOT] Actually... I think I know why the NOTCHs are abnormal! Lie and Doc aren't like us. They weren't spawned  in Minecraft and they don't look like traditional Herobrines. That could account for the variation?

[CP] - Maybe!? How the fuck should I know!?

[TLOT] I'm just musing, can you think of a more logical reason? - takes a small crunchy bite out of the cone.

[CP] -No...- His mind is swirling like a storm with all his frustrations and concerns

[TLOT] Do you really think a little kid, even a little kid NOTCH, could turn Lie against you?

[CP] - No but that doesn't stop the fucking worry!

[TLOT] It's okay to be concerned, working on your relationship doesn't stop when you get married. It's always a work in progress. Love isn't just big showy gestures, it's little things too.

[CP] - I just... I don't want her to ever go through the pain we did, the pain of removal, because of a NOTCH...

[TLOT] But he seems to want the opposite. And we know not all the NOTCHs want to eliminate their charges. I think it's more likely that she got lucky

[CP] - I'm only thinking about it because of that dream Ashe had. It was probably just a nightmare, but Doc and GK's paranoia must be getting to me

[TLOT] I don't think that little wooden sword he was swatting you with would do more then aggravate her.

[CP] Starts catching on fire a little-

[Honedge] Removes itself from CP-

[TLOT] I'm proud of you for caring this much at least. Trust me, I'll be keeping a mental eye on both of them.

[CP] - You fucking better!

[TLOT] I'm more concerned about Doc's really, did you see the way he tore into Mb?

[CP] - Yeah, he tried the same stuff with me, almost hit Lie with my pick because of his damn ice

[TLOT] That's not good...

[CP] Shows TLOT mentally what happened-

[TLOT] Well I think it could have been much worse. I think the big one just overreacted to you grabbing the kid.

[CP] Grumbles- I didn't grab him that hard...

[TLOT] You did laugh at him though, and your laugh is just a tad evil...

[CP] - Shut up

[TLOT] Why did you do that anyway? Just because he's odd-looking?

[CP] - I don't know, it just felt appropriate

[TLOT] Grins wryly- Hunting in the dark for someone running likely inflamed your instincts.

[CP] - No shit, and I ended up catching a snotty kid

[Doc] Clumps down the steps and flops fully dressed on their bed.The sheets are rumpled and smell faintly of Deerheart and Yanufen both. Xe takes a deep breath of it, letting the sweetness and scent of good earth fill hir lungs. Before the breath is fully exhaled, they're asleep-

[DN] Is wandering the castle curiously-

[Deer] Slips downstairs, having heard Doc return, Yaunfen is following her- Doc?- She smiles a little as she see's her mate sleeping.  She approaches and begins undressing them to make them more comfortable

[DN] Has found the vine room and gets hissed at by LH

[LH] Growls so loud it can likely be heard downstairs-

[Deer] Pauses in pulling Doc's coat off and frowns, she knows LH rarely hisses-

[LH] rrrrr FFT!

[DN] Is staring at the cat curiously

[Deer] Motions for Yaunfen to stay where they are as she heads up the stairs-

[DN] Blows some cold air on LH

[LH] Suprised and pissy - MOW!

[Deer] - LH?

[LH] Runs to Deerheart and hides behind her hooves- YOW!

[Deer] - Who are you?

[DN] I am DN. I am a NOTCH.

[Deer] Frowns- Why are you here in our home?  I can feel that you were one of the entities lingering outside

[DN] Simply - Because I am the Doctor's NOTCH.

[Deer] Scowls- If you lay a finger on them

[DN] Looks at her curiously. - You do not know me. Why would you assume you know my motivation?

[LH] Hiiiissss!

[Deer] - I can already tell some things by how LH is reacting to you, if a cat does not trust you, then why should I?

[DN] He's a glitch. He wears the eyes of a Herobrine. Perhaps he can sense what I am?

[Deer] - He's never reacted like that to the few others of your kind we have allowed on here before

[DN] -Shrugs- This is the first time I've seen such a creature anyway.

[Deer] - He is a cat, now then, what are you doing here?

[DN] Everyone must be somewhere. I followed my Herobrine here.

[Deer] - Well you'll go no farther, Doc is resting

[DN] Understood. - He takes a step to the side and sits down cross-legged on the floor. The pool of water behind him is already beginning to freeze.

[Deer] Eye twitches- Please don't freeze the water

[DN] Glances at the water. -I am cold even without my boots. It can't be helped.

[Deer] - Well you should learn to control it

[DN] Says one who likely doesn't have powers of her own.

[Deer] Her eyes narrow dangerously and the seed ripples in response- You do not know what you are dealing with

[DN] Barely blinks - No, I do not. But you are not the one I am assigned to balance.

[Deer] - Stay away from my mate

[DN] No.

-The seed creaks and groans a little as energy gathers around Deer, causing her clothes to swirl a little-

[Deer] - Yes

[DN] What are you?

[Deer] - I am the seed itself

[DN] Interesting. Then I presume you know that my presence is inevitible. I exist because they exist.

[Deer] - Yes, but I can easily be rid of you as well

[DN] How do you presume to accomplish that?

[Deer] - I can remove your existence.  You came from me and thus I know every bit of code in you, I can completely delete you

[DN] Are you threatening me miss?

[Deer] - Yes, leave my mate alone

[DN] I do not think you want to fight with me...

[Deer] - You're correct, I do not, but that doesn't mean I wont

[DN] Then we are at an impasse. I have spent every speck of my energy trying to gain access to the seed where I belong. I'll not be so easily intimidated.

[Deer] - Then tread carefully, you are on thin ice

[DN] Gives a small snort. - A situation I am intimately familiar with.

[Deer] With a huff she turns around, scoops up LH and heads down the stairs to her and Doc's room.  She hesitates briefly before tossing some blocks into the stairwell so nobody can get in before she turns towards the bed-

[DN] Just stays on the floor and beings to meditate.

[Yaunfen] Is trying to wrap around Doc-

[Doc] Opens one sleepy eye- Hey... let me have a little air.....

[Yaunfen] - Mada!

[Deer] - Doc?  Are you okay?

[Doc] I'm just.... UGH. - Waves hir hands a little in annoyance. - Why me? Really?

[Deer] - Because unfortunately it's a part of the game for brines- She nudges Yaunfen off of Doc so she can curl up with them- But don't worry, I will help protect you

[Doc] I believe that. And I can't express how much it means to me. I'm sorry my life is such a mess...

[Deer] - It's alright love, only parts of it are messy

[Yaunfen] Sniffs Doc's foot and licks it before balking at the taste-

[Doc] YIKES! That's cold Yaunfen!

[Deer] Sputters and then laughs-

[Doc] Puts hir hands and feet in the air- Blergh, I'm dead. Tell my NOTCH to fuck off, I'm deceased.

[Deer] - I tried, I really did

[Doc] Really? Did the fucker follow me home?!

[Deer] - He's in the vine room

[Doc] That tears it. Yaunfen? You are getting your own room, today. I feel like digging.

[Yaunfen] - Burp?

[Deer] - Not now love, rest

[Doc] Curls up against her- I love you...

[Deer] - I love you to

[Notch] See's Lie walking back with the small NOTCH and just freezes in place with a dumbfounded expression - What the....?!

[Lie] - Oh, Notch...

[Notch] Did I miss something?

[Lie] - Weeeeeeeell

[CN] - Stay away from her!

[Notch] Can I have an explanation please? And I'm praying it isn't that Splender stole a child.

[Lie] - No no, nothing like that.  The fact of the matter is, well, Doc ad I are brines, according to the programming, every brine is paired with a NOTCH...

[Notch] This is your NOTCH? I'm presuming he's a relatively peaceful type or you guys wouldn't have let him on the server?

[Lie] - He's a child Notch. look at how starved he looks...  Doc's NOTCH didn't give us much of a choice on the matter

[Notch] Shivers visibly - Are we going to have to fight theirs?

[Lie] - I hope not...

[CN] - What's that!- Points at a flitter

[Notch] Deflates a little- It's a bug one of the native brines made. It's mostly for decoration.

[CN] - It's weird

[Notch] Well I think they're pretty.

[Lie] Sighs- Anyways, this one will be staying with us for a little while and I fully expect CP to try and push him off on you, so just a heads up

[Notch] I hope not... Come on inside then. Lets feed the little bugger.

[Lie] Follows Notch-

[Notch] Leads them into his own little house. The extra trunk is a bit conspicuous in the small area. - TLOT taught me how to make his chicken chowder thing and now it's just something I can do on the crafting table, it's a bit odd code wise, but tasty and filling- he pulls out some bowls and fills three of them before offering one to the little NOTCH.

[CN] Suspiciously takes the bowl and looks at it.  It's not any sort of food he recognizes as he sniffs at it and turns it to look at it.  He pulls out the spoon and tosses it aside since he can see it's not edible as he laps at the concoction inside-

[Lie] - Ah, CN, that's not how we eat soup...

[CN] Gives her a confused look-

[Notch] I mean... You can if you want... The mechanics of the game doesn't include utensils....

[CN] - What are those?

[Lie] - The thing you just tossed aside

[Notch] As long as he gets some food in him that's the important thing. It's rough out there if you don't have a home server to retreat too

[CN] - This is my home server!

[Notch] But you couldn't get in. That was my point

[CN] Grumbles as he starts drinking the soup-

[Notch] Whispers to Lie- he seems harmless enough?

[Lie] - So far, although he has tried hitting CP with his wooden sword...

[Notch] Snorts- oh dear... I'm sure that didn't go over well...

[Lie] - Eh, he had a smidgen of pride for Honedge, it blocked almost all the attacks

[Notch] I suspect that sword may be quite fond of him. Despite the grump

[Lie] - Oh I know it is

[Endrea] Is walking towards GK's place in her human form with her children-

[Gk] Is snoozing and also blocking the entire space between his house and Steffans just to be annoying.

[Endrea] Laughs a little- GG~ Perhaps you should wake up

[Gk] Opens his eyes and then blinks in confusion between the sight of her and the children -what the fuck...? -he sighs in resignation- it was time huh?

[Endrea] - You know you enjoy them in this form too GG, besides, I have a surprise for you

[GK] This is true. I love your kids... It just... you know how I feel about it. - Looks a little sad.

[Endrea] - But they are safer this way GG- She then ushers the kids closer to GK- Now then, for the surprise...

[Gk] I know. - He puts his feet around the little ones to hug them. - what is it?

[Endrea] Smiles before shifting into her new form- Ta da

[GK] Blinks in suprise - YOU SHRANK!

[Endrea] - Doc did some, adjustments

[Gk] as long as you're happy, I'm happy. I noticed you were having some trouble bumping into things.

[Endrea] - Yes, I can still access the larger size however when needed

[GK] Battle mode huh? That sounds useful. This is for the best, I'd hate to see you outgrow your fancy mansion either.

[TLOT] Is pacing down the road muttering to himself.

[Ashe] - Look!  It's TLOT!

[TLOT] Is a bit wrapped up in his thoughts.

[Endrea] Calls out- TLOT?

[GK] He looks rather unsettled....

[TLOT] Hmm? Oh, hey Endrea... - His eyes look more deeply ringed then usual.

[Endrea] - Is everything alright?

[TLOT] No... but I'm dealing....

[Ashe] - What's wrong?

[TLOT] You know how there's a NOTCH generated for every Herobrine? Doc's and Lie's showed up.

[Endrea] - Lie's?

[GK] The fuck?

[TLOT] She is a Herobrine. I guess this seals it.

[Endrea] Growls- I'll be right back...  Artemisia- She grows as she takes off towards Lie's place

[TLOT] Oh dear... she's in for a suprise

[GK] Why?

[TLOT] Because Lie's NOTCH is a little bit.... odd.

[Endrea] Thuds down outside of Lie's place- Lie?

[Notch] Feels the impact and jumps a little

[Lie] Hears Endrea and opens the door- Endrea?

[CN] Rushes outside- NO!  GO AWAY!- He's waving his wooden sword

[Notch] WHOAH! Come back here!

[Endrea] Was completely ready to attack, void energy gathering in her mouth and she stops, freezing for the briefest second before bursting out laughing- It...  It's so tiny!?

[CN] Goes to whack Endrea with his sword- GO AWAY!  YOU WON'T HARM HER!

[Lie] - CN stop!  She's a friend!

[Notch] That and what you're doing is super annoying, I'm sure.

[Endrea] Lifts leg a little to avoid the blows- Is this really your NOTCH?

[Lie] - Yes...  He's learning...

[Notch] It seems so.

[Endrea] - It appears I was nervous for no reason- She shifts into her human form

[CN] Stares at her suspiciously-

[Notch] Well it was nice of you to come charging over to defend Lie. Where are the kids though?

[Endrea] - With GG

[Notch] Well that's okay then.

[Endrea] - I...  Should probably return to them...

[Notch] Okay, I think a nice walk will calm you down anyway.

[Endrea] - Perhaps, I will see you tonight when we come home

 [Lie] - Alright

[Notch] Waves-

[Doc] Is stubbornly refusing to get out of bed and is reading a book to Yaunfen-

[Deer] - Doc you have to get out of bed sometime, you can't live in our room

[Doc] You say that when you're also hiding. And it's only been a couple of hours.

[Deer] Sighs and walks across the room only to trip and face plant- Ow...

[Doc] That looks like it hurt. Are you okay?

[Yaunfen] Jumps up-

[Deer] - Yeah...  I've just been tripping a bit more than usual...

[Doc] Eyes her up and down - actually... are you getting taller?

[Deer] - I don't think so...

[Doc] Because it kinda looks like you are... just a little bit. - blinks- Deerheart... I think you need your hooves trimmed!

[Deer] - Wha...  What!?  But...  My hooves are made of clay!

[Doc] Well they were. But then, I made one of Cp's hands out of wood. Things integrate after a while. That's why I can use such varied materials to fix stuff. Hooves are like big fingernails, they do grow. Maybe the cobble floor and local dirt isn't scrubby enough to wear them down from walking?

[Deer] - But how would we trim them?

[Doc] I think Lie would know. But it probably involves a file to burr away a few pixels.

[Deer] - Well do you want to go over there and see if she'll let you borrow some tools?

[Doc] Honestly it would be better for us both to go over there and have her show me how to do it. She is the local expert in hooved critters.

[Deer] - Alright, come on Yaunfen, we're going for a walk

[Doc] We're taking the long route though. - Xe opens the door at the back of the room and holds it for them both.

[Deer] Walks through and starts heading along the path-

[Doc] Leads them past some rather oddly themed spaces and up through the freezer. Xe peeks out into the room from behind a large painting and sweeps Deerheart into a bridal carry to get her silently up the steps and out the back door.

[Yaunfen] Knocks a few mushrooms off the ground-

[Doc] Walks gingerly over the mycelium - wouldn't want you to get your feet all dirty before your pedicure my sweet.

[Deer] Giggles-

[Doc] Gets clear of the garden and changes to carry her more easily. Lifting Yaunfen to hir shoulders as well before charging off down the road-

[Deer] - I hope Lie's having better luck with her NOTCH...

[Doc] Same. He seems less aggravating at least....

[Deer] - Actually...  I'm surprised we haven't heard more yelling from CP...

[Doc] He's probably still in shock.

[Deer] - He'll probably be really concerned considering his history with NOTCH's...

[Doc] I guess it could be worse. - Xe arrives at Lie's house- Lie?

[Lie] - By the dog pen!

[Doc] Slinks around the side of the building

[CN] Is hiding around the corner of the house, peeking at the dogs-

[Doc] Smells him immediately and sneezes-

[Deer] - Hello Lie, everything going alright?

[Lie] - So far...

[CN] - More monsters!- He pulls out his sword again

[Lie] - Put it away CN

[Doc] I'm not a monster... that kinda hurts my feelings actually...

[Lie] - CN, that's DN's Herobrine, xe has a second form

[Doc] Flips hir head a bit vainly, making hir mane toss and flow in the gentle breeze-

[Deer] - Lie, we have a favor to ask of you...

[Doc] I need some instruction from you actually.

[Lie] - What is it?

[Doc] Deerhearts hooves. They grew.

[Lie] - I'm sorry what?

[Doc] They grew. They're real hooves now. She needs them trimmed? I guess?

[Lie] Sighs- I'll go get my tools

[CN] Follows Lie as she goes into the barn-

[Doc] Loafs so Deerheart and Yaunfen can get down- Thank you Lie

[Deer] Slides down and helps Yaunfen down-

[Lie] Returns with two tools-  Alright, first you're going to use the clippers and then the file to smooth out any edges

[Doc] Sticks out a leg so Deerheart can sit on it-

[Deer] Sits down- Okay, go ahead Lie

[Lie] - Um, no

[Doc] No? Why not?

[Lie] - Sorry Deer, but you're my friend and I'm so used to doing this with horses, I just wouldn't feel comfortable doing this to you.  I'll talk you through this Doc, but I don't think I can do this

[Doc] Are you sure Lie? I don't want to cut too much.

[Deer] Bangs her hooves against the ground and a bit of dirt falls out-

[Lie] - Yeah I'm sure, and it looks like you may need to clean the hooves as well...

[Doc] How do you clean hooves? Do I need some kind of scrubby thing?

[Lie] Sighs again as she puts the trimming tools down near Doc- I'll go get a pick...

[Doc] Wait! You just need a little pointy thing?

[Lie] - A hoof pick, yes.  The thing that's usually in my back pocket when I go riding

[Doc] I don't need a pick, I have a perfect idea- Xe gets a slightly wicked look and grabs Deerheart-

[Deer] Yelps-

[Doc] Flops over and holds her to hir chest with one big paw and pokes one of hir blunt claws up under Deerheart's hooves to pick the dirt out-

[Deer] Shrieks and squirms, finding the sensation very ticklish-

[Doc] Wiggles around with her, while chuckling xe's pretty used to controlling hir squirming mate-

[Deer] In a desperate attempt to make the tickling stop she changes into her dragon form-

[Doc] Is squished underneath of her and lets out a huge whooof of air-

[Deer] Pants, trying to catch her breath-

[Doc] Air please!

[Deer] - Sorry love- She stands up

[Doc] Pants underneath of her. Not the first time that's happened by a damn sight.

[Deer] Giggles- Sorry, that was just...  Really ticklish

[Doc] I gathered... but at least we know my assumption was correct. You have way too much feeling up there for just clay anymore.

[Deer] - Do you have to do the other one?

[Doc] Yes, unless you want to do it. Your claws are the same as mine, apart from color.

[Deer] Whines-

[Doc] Do I need to restrain you?

[Deer] Tail sways a little- Maybe~

[Lie] - Not in front of the child!

[Doc] Lie, could you maybe grab a horse and just show me that way?

[Lie] - Yeah, let me see who's a little long...- She heads out into the pen and starts checking hooves before she returns with one of the paints

[CN] - That's too big

[Doc] The horse is too big? -Xe nuzzles Yaunfen a little-

[CN] Nods- She'll get hurt

[Doc] What, Lie? She's an expert.

[Lie] Briefly stops at the stable to grab a hoof pick and clean the hooves before bringing the horse over and grabbing the clippers.  She ground ties the horse and picks up a leg, putting it between her own so she can see the hoof- Alright, first thing you do is clip away the hoof- She begins clipping, taking off almost a complete crescent and then what little was left, it's a bit thick, a pixel or so wide

[Doc] Watches fascinated- How do you know how much to take off?

[CN] Is making nervous noises-

[Lie] - Then you take the file, and you smooth down the edges.  The amount to take off?  Well, with horses you just get an eye for it, with Deer you probably remember how long her hooves were when you first made them so try to make them that length again.  It's okay to leave them a bit longer if your not comfortable going that short, it just means you'll have to do this again sooner.  Never go to short, you could run into blood vessels though

[Doc] Okay, I think I have it. Though... it might also require a babysitter...

[Lie] - I've already got to look after CN...

[Deer] - Perhaps for some time too

[Doc] I wasn't suggesting. I'll probably bug Steve. I doubt he's busy.

[Lie] - Alright, go ahead and make a copy of my tools before I continue with this guy

[Doc] Done and done. - Xe clicks on them and examines the small tools before putting them away. - And now... I think someone is reminding me of BEN a bit too much....

[Lie] Then starts working on the other hooves- So I've noticed...

[Doc] Shall I make some clothes while I'm here...?

[Lie] - Yes please

[CN] Is growling at the wolves-

[Doc] Watches him for a long moment and makes a pair of little blue pants and a black hoodie. - That should fit.

[Lie] - I'll see if Notch can't help him with a bath

[Doc] You're the one with the infinite water buckets Lie.

[Lie] - We may need to borrow one of the tubs in your home though, yours are heated

[Doc] How come you've never asked me to make you one? You have company often enough.

[Lie] - Because CP will usually just grab me and toss me in the lava, and the others in the house can't use water or lava

[Doc] It was just a thought. You're always welcome to use my stuff. Just know that DN has decided to just hang out in my house. We snuck out to avoid him.

[Lie] - Ah, duly noted

- MixMiner has joined the server-

[Lie] - Oh, Mix is back. That's good, I was a bit worried about her

[Mix]- in chat- someone remind me to visit Steve and TLOT later, I'm going to take a really long nap

[Doc] Oh good, I hope she found everything she was hoping for. - chat- I'll remind you later Mix. Enjoy your nap

[Mix]- in chat- thanks doc

[Gem] -is laying at the end of the tunnel freaking out because she saw the cn dn come in though chat-

[Firebird] *doin the hop through tunnel, poking at things and collecting things

[Firebird] .... *only to come across Gem. considers for a moment before carefully scuttling closer

[Firebird] *chirp chorp

[gem] -sees firebird and backed up against the wall and can't run she just cowers-

[Firebird] ... *chirps and eases closer, hunching close to the ground to hopefully seem unintimidating

[gem] -closes her eyes and puts her wings between he and the wall-

[Firebird] ... Chorp. *Just rests head very gently against Gem

[Firebird] ... Chorp.

[gem] -opens her eyes she is shakeing-

[Firebird] *just sitting there still, giving Gem the option to launch him like a fuckin' football if she's that scared

[gem] -tries to pet firebird but is failing her hand is shaking to much-

[Firebird] *sits there for a bit before turning his head and just bumping it to her hand

[Gem] -hugs firebird-

-Startled bird noise-

[Gem] -lets go and is very quiet- sorry

[Firebird] *gives vague wing gesture before resting head against her again

[Gem] I don't want to lose my wings again

[Firebird] *chirp

[gem] -curls up to firebird before finally crashing and passing out from staying up so long-

[Firebird] ...Chorp. *Just sits there with her, being a good cushion because soft bird equivalent to a feather pillow

[Firebird] ...... *eyes one of Gem's wings before leaning his head and boredly starting to preen it

[Gem] -is so passed out she doesn't even move-

[Doc] Quietly to Lie- If you think he'll resist taking a bath we could all just go swimming...

[Lie] - I don't think he knows what a bath is...

[Doc] So is that a yes...?

[Lie] - We'll see...  Hey CN, could you come here a moment?

[CN] - Why?

[Lie] - Because there's something you need to do

[Doc] You're stinky.

[CN] - Stinky?

[Doc] You kinda... smell bad....

[CN] - Smell bad?- He sniffs himself- I don't smell anything

[Doc] Thaaat would be because you're used to it. Would you like to go swimming? It'd be fun.

[CN] - What's swimming?

[Doc] We'll show you. Come on kids, let's go to the beach

[Deer] Is happy that her hooves aren't being trimmed at the moment-

[Yaunfen] - Burp!  Burp!

[Doc] Side-eyes Deerheart- Maybe I can scrub your hooves instead of using a pick...

[Deer] Squeaks-

[Lie] - I'll come watch, but that water's too cold for me

[Doc] Awwww.... hey I know! Lets go over by the bar! The water is warmer around the big lava tub.

[Lie] - Alright

[CN] - Bar?

[Doc] Hops up to lead the way, nudging Yaunfen a bit to get them walking-  Just a place to get food.

[CN] Takes Lie's hand as they go-

[Doc] Leads them past the greenhouse and up over then hill, walking along the bitty river and under the bridge. - Here we go.

[CN] Is amazed by the size of the library- What is that!

[Doc] A place for keeping lots and lots of books. It's also a hangout for dragons sometimes since most of us like to read and the ceiling is really high.

[CN] - Whoa...

[Doc] Slithers into the water with barely a ripple and turns around to help hir child into the shallows-

[Yaunfen] Happily toddles in-

[Lie] - Come on CN, just step into the water

[Doc] Come on Deerheart, you too.

[Deer] Slips into the water, floating along it's surface-

[CN] Tentatively puts his feet in-

[Doc] You are so graceful my love- pauses- we have visible fish? But I didn't do the update yet?

[Lie] - Wait, what?

-there are some small silvery fish in the shallows-

[Lie] - Did something accidentally get let in?

[CN] When he does get in the water, it's up to his chest-

[Doc] Maybe? Those don't look like TLOTs koi

[Yaunfen] Snaps at a few fish-

[Doc] You may not like the taste of those little one...

[Lie] Is walking along the cobblestone edge of the lava pool-

[CN] - NO!  YOU'LL GET HURT!- He lunges for Lie which surprises her and causes her to loose her balance, falling into the lava side

[Doc] Sighs - oh dear. Now you've made a mess. Poor Lie. - reaches down into the pool with hir paws for Lie

[CN] Goes to stick his hand into the lava to try and grab Lie despite the fact he knows he'll get hurt-

[Doc] NO THIS IS A JOB FOR ADULTS. - swats at him with hir tail

[CN] - NO!  IT'S MY JOB TO PROTECT HER!

[Lie] Surfaces on her own- Well fuck...

[Doc] Deerheart? Can you keep him back please? - puts out a paw to help Lie

[Deer] Snags the back of CN's already torn tunic-

[Lie] - Doc, you do realize that as soon as I get out of here any lava on me is going to harden, right?

[Doc] Good point.. I guess just relax for a moment and let me think

[Lie] Waves a hand- Eh, just grab CP before we leave, he'll be able to remove the lava

[Doc] Well at least you're not cold. And Cn, don't yell like that.

[CN] Is still struggling a little-  But...  But...

[Doc] No buts. You yelling is what made her fall. She's a Herobrine. Lava doesn't hurt her.

[CN] Struggles a bit harder and his tunic rips so he falls out of Deer's mouth-

[Deer] - Oops

[Doc] Sigh- well at least he'll be totally clean....

[Lie] - Calm down CN, I'm fine

[CN] - But that stuff really hurt!  How can it not harm you!?

[Doc] Because Herobrines have super high body temperatures. Pretty much anyone you meet with glowing eyes is going to be immune to lava burns

[CN] - That's not fair...

[Doc] I can put you in creative so it won't hurt you either, but you'll have to be super careful not to break stuff.

[CN] - No, I won't cheat!

[Doc] Cheating? Now that's a word I haven't heard in forever...

[CN] Softly- It's cheating...  I know she can survive without it!  She did before!

[Doc] Whoah! I did not say that Lie was in creative! She doesn't need to be.

[Deer] - CN...  People change...  It's been some time since you were spawned...  That's time she's had to change into a different person

[Lie] - Yeah I don't do well in creative

[Doc] Well, she's not too different. Just... more sure of her own power and resourcefulness. How long have you been lingering, trying to get to her?

[CN] - Since she became a brine...

[Doc] Then your dilligence is appreciated. I think many others would have just given up and gone somewhere else.

[CN] - I...  I couldn't not...  She was all I knew till DN showed up...

[Doc] Pulls hir paws out of the lava and pads over to him in the shallow water. - Well you're here now, and both of you are pretty safe. So don't stress so much okay?

[CN] - But it's my job to keep her safe from the big meanie...

[Herabrine] Grabs one of Deerheart's back spines and pulls herself up to sit on her haunches- What big meanie?

[Deer] Yelps in surprise-

[CN] Quickly turns towards Hera and scrambles for his wooden sword-

[Lie] - Hey Hera

[Herabrine] Hey Lie. Out for a nice warm dip?

[Doc] Just swimming with the little ones - indicates Yaunfen happily paddling around-

[Herabrine] Who's the kid?

[Lie] - Accidentally, and that would be my NOTCH

[Herabrine] What the fuck?! That's a NOTCH...? Well... I guess it explains the bald head....

[CN] - Go away!

[Lie] Groans-

[Herabrine] No. This is the ocean, it's my native enviroment. Pipsqueak.

[CN] Scowls at Hera-

[Lie] - Hey Hera, he needs a bath

[Herabrine] Gentle or fast cycle?

[Doc] Hera....

[Lie] - Gentle, don't want him to end up like BEN

[Herabrine] Huffs a little and begrudgingly waves her hands like a conjuror doing a trick. A few little tentacles of denser water rise up and give CN a through washing-

[CN] Whines the entire time, trying to swat the tentacles away with his sword-

[Herabrine] Ah chill. I'm going super easy on you. - The tendrils finish their work and receed and Herabrine leans back on Deerheart. - I don't know how you're doing this little floating trick but it looks super artsy.

[Doc] Yeah imagine if the chickens could swim that well. They always look ridiculious bobbing up and down.

[Lie] Perks up- OH!  Hera, Doc has something for you!

[Deer] - Um...  I'm not sure actually, this is just what I've done from the start

[Lie] - That's how most waterfowl swim Doc

[Herabrine] It's nice. And what might that be?

[Doc] Grins and pulls out the Guardian with it's flashy mane and fringed tail.

[Herabrine] Freezes - Is that... for me?

[Lie] - Mmhm, I helped

[Doc] Nods. - Sorry I made you wait so long. Forgive me?

[Herabrine] Slides back into the water and flexes her monofin to shoot up next to Doc- Maybe...

[CN] Tries to hit Hera with his sword-

[Herabrine] Is bonked- Cut it out! Little shit!

[Doc] Don't ruin the moment CN, she's been waiting a long time.

[Lie] - CN!  That's not nice!

[Doc] Passes the huge body into Herabrine's inventory. -Now just equipt it in your chest slot like a piece of armor. It will vanish after the first time and you'll have to practice shifting back and forth.

[Herabrine] Fusses around and suddenly transforms into the fish shape. She shakes out the fiery colored mane and does a graceful backflip in the water. - WOOO-HOOOO!!!!

[Lie] Laughs a little-

[Herbrine] Leaps fully out of the water and over Deerheart's back before shooting a scalding fountain beam high above and letting it splash back down onto her-

[Doc] You're welcome.

[fearofaherobrine]

Roleplay Server Log #190

“General Visitations, Giselles Punishment”

[Doc] Fixes hir hair self-conciously-

[Winston] Leaves once more-

[CP] - It will take him a few moments to gather them,  Doc, are you sure you want your dragon here?

[Doc] Looks at Yaunfen - I'm not sure I'd want them to be anywhere else either. If they're by me, I know they're safe.

[CP] - But they also might be seen as a target

[Gk] Wait! Before they get here. I like a good suprise- He shrinks down into his human form and rushes inside to stand casually at Cp's side.

[Doc] Only if they're stupid. They saw what I did to Giselle. And it shows I'm not the only dragon here either.

-Lie's guard slinks into the shadows, invisible unless one is really looking for them-

[CP] - Alright...  Have you let MB and TLOT know they might be fighting?

[Doc] Do you want Mb to run here with a sword in each hand? Because that will likely be his reaction.

[CP] - And TLOT?

[Doc] Gives Cp a serious look - do you really think he hasn't been listening? His powers have actually increased because of all the Testificates on the sub-seed.

[CP] - Don't remind me about them

[Doc] Aww, they're harmless. And they like you, so shush.

[CP] - Can I make them not like me?

[Doc] No.

[CP] - Fuck you

[Doc] Pats his arm- I know you're nervous. It's okay. I won't embarass you. Not intentionally at least.

[CP] - I'm suspicious of that claim

[Winston] Finally creates another portal and steps through, the other Nether generals following and shifting into more mob like forms-

[Giselle] - Oh Master, here you are!

[Grayson] A lumbering giant of a pigman snorts in irritation, cracking his knuckles- Hello sir...

[Gk] Is doing his best to look formidable, his eyes are very bright in comparision to the blobby black scars around them.

[Doc] Geetings, again.

[Blake] - Oh not you again

[Doc] What? It's my server. I'm one of the natives here.

[Yaunfen] Giving suspicious eyebrows to the group, xe scuttles up Doc's back and watches them from hir shoulder

[Magnolia] Shyly-  Hello Master, Mistress

{CP] - Magnolia, I'm surprised, you don't often travel far from your home

[Giselle] - I made her come, she is a Nether general after all

[Banette] Approaches Magnolia curiously- Baaaan?

[Magnolia] - AH!  She ducks behind Winston

[Doc] It's okay. It belongs to Cp.

[CP] - The four of you wished to see me?

[Giselle] - Oh Master, we're just worried!  You've been gone for so long!

[Grayson] - Perhaps your growing weak...

[Doc] That's rather presumtous of you Grayson. Insulting even.

[CP] - It's just how he thinks

[Doc] Then I'll inform you that it's a foolish thought. Cp has been the recipient of my greatest gift. I assure you he's nigh indestructable now.

[Grayson] - I doubt that

[CP] - I don't feel like fighting Grayson, but if you're determined to fight, you could fight a weaker brine here on this server

[Doc] Then you insult me as well. And you do so at your peril.

[Grayson] Snorts in annoyance-

[Yaunfen] Little hiss- Burp!

[Blake] - Master, why not come back to your server instead of this annoyingly peaceful one?

[CP] - Because I'm working on alliances Blake, alliances to help defeat NOTCH, since your units seem incapable of doing so

[Gk] quietly- Heh, burn.

[Doc] Our server is peaceful because it's filled with powerful entities that respect the space enough to not want to wreck it with useless fighting.

[Giselle] Ignoring the other brines- Master, I'm sure if we had more units and could train them against humans then we'd be better prepared to take on your horrible excuse for a father

[Doc] Then you don't realize how valuable an ally even a single human can be either.

[Lie] - You've seen what became of me, I was originally a human, but now I'm a brine

[Giselle] - Oh shut up you ditzy little slut!

[CP] Growls darkly-

[Yaunfen] - Learned taunt- Pulls a rather obnoxius face

[Doc] Actually suprised- Yanufen? How did you...? The eggs... oh dear....

[Gk] Don't call Lie a slut unless you want me to replace you right now by breaking your face.

[Giselle] - Replace me?  Ha!  As if!  You're not even remotely ghast like!

[Gk] Nope, and I don't have to be. I was born in the Nether. It's in my blood.

[Giselle] - The Master would never replace me

[Grayson] - Shut up you little brown worm

[Gk] Pfft! Your position is tenous at best. Likewise for your fuckbuddy there.

[Doc] Zip it roadhog. That's my child. - Scratches Yaunfen's chin and tickles hir long whiskers

[Grayson] - What sort of abomination did you fuck to create that?

[Blake] - I assure you, my position is in no danger

[Doc] They're adopted. But I assure you, my mate is just as monstrous as I. And you get one more insult before I knock your rotting block off.

[Gk] Ha! You don't get to decide sweetheart. It's Cp's call. And it's just  that attitude that's put your jobs in question.

[Giselle] - We're to important, besides, currently there's nobody ready to be put in training for the general position

[Gk] Wrong. I'm ready and willing to take both your places.

[Blake] - You know nothing of our units!

[Gk] How do you know? Cp's told me everything I need and I can always whip a few mobs into shape if anyone feels like mouthing off.

[Giselle] - Master, you wouldn't!

[CP] - Giselle, how many warnings have I given you recently?

[Gk] Too many I think. You ought to just banish both of them.

[CP] - I know, but I didn't want to drag you away from helping with Endrea

[Blake] - Oh what does that flying bitch have to do with anything?

[Gk] Dangerous growl - Don't talk that way about my niece or there won't be enough left of you to fill a bucket.

[Giselle] - Your niece?  Ha!  That's ridiculous, the only relations Endrea has is to her precious little ender children

[Doc] I'm not the only one here who believes in adopting loved ones.

[Gk] Yes, and they're under my protection as well.

[Blake] - Honestly Master, why are you putting up with this foolishness?  You haven't killed any humans in months and it's starting to affect you

[Gk] Don't talk around me, you meally mouthed ass-kisser! What he does is none of your fucking business anyway!

[Blake] - Oh?  Does anyone else hear an annoying little fly?

[Gk] Turns to Cp- Beaten up or dead? Your call.

[CP] - That's a tough one..

[Giselle] - Master!

[Lie] - CP, don't kill them, you yourself said something like that could cause a rebellion

[CP] - Good point...

[Gk] So can I beat him up or no?

[CP] - Go ahead

[Gk] I'll be outside, if you're man enough Blake. - Stalks out.

[[Blake] - That insufferable little-

[CP] - GO

[Blake] - Ah, um, yes Master- He goes and opens the door, stepping outside

[Gk] Is in his full glory outside the door, flames are curling from his open lips and a long slimy tongue slurps over his fangs as he grins wickedly. He opens his wings and the ghast tentacles wiggle obscenely. - Me first- He kicks out with his sharp hooves at the blaze general.

[Blake] Is thrown back inside, nearly hurtling into Lie who is pulled out of the way by CP-

[Giselle] - Blake!

[Gk] Lets the open door frame his fearsome visage. - Anyone else want proof of my qualifications?

[Grayson] - Those two are always weaklings

[Gk] Says the pre-roasted piggy.

[Grayson] - Match my size and we'll fight

[Yaunfen] Makes happy noises at Gk-

[Gk] Sorry porky, I only come in two sizes, small and XXXL.

[Grayson] Growls-

[CP] Sighs- Are all of you done yet?  I'd rather get back to my work

[Giselle] - But Master, wouldn't it be best to do your work in your office?

[Doc] You think he doesn't have an office in his wife's house? That's rather silly.

[Giselle] - In this dump?  It can probably barely hold a candle to his real one

[Gk] Don't talk shit about Lie's house. And what the fuck do you know about decorating?

[Doc] It's just a big empty room, what's so special?

[Giselle] - Plenty more than that bitch

[CP] - Giselle, you will cease now

[Banette] Kicks Giselle in the leg like a small child and then flees behind Cp-

[Doc] You just hate her anyway, who cares what you think?

[Giselle] - I was supposed to become the Master's mate

[Doc] Says you and no one else.

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[Grayson] - Perhaps we should see what's so damn appealing about this server

[Giselle] - For once you've had a good idea Grayson

[Doc] As long as you leave our humans and little ones alone, I'm fine with that. The rules are simple; no stealing or griefing.

[Doc] Pulls out a command block and begins typing- I've got some temporary names set up, it's a thing I'm testing. You're on respawn as guests but don't use it as an excuse to start shit or I'll turn it off.

[Grayson] - Such things are for weaklings

[Doc] whatever. I'm doing it for Cp, since your his guests.

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[TLOT] is already walking to the spawn, shaking his head in amusement-

[CP] - Remember, this is not a seed that we're taking over

[Giselle] - Who would want to stay in such a low resolution anyways?

[Doc] Some of us are older then Minecraft. Low is comfortable.

[Magnolia] - Um...  May I be excused from this?

[Winston] Pats her on the head-

[Doc] Magnolia? Are you actually a child? There are lots of kids in the village if you'd prefer to go play. No offense meant.

[Magnolia] - Oh, um, not really...

[CP] - Her more child like form is because it's more comfortable for her and fits her demeanor better as well.  She's not the most bold and it makes it easier for her to hide

[Doc] Understood. I thought there was a chance she was more like Sally.

[Blake] - Shall we be off to see just what could be so appealing about this place?

[Giselle] - Yes, let's

[Gk] Moves graciously away from the door and cat-loafs to watch them exit.

[Doc] I will be keeping an eye on you, just in case

[CP] Groans- This could create one Nether of a mess...

[Gk] it shows you're confident though

[CP] - I'd rather those three not be here

[Doc] I understand. Yaunfen? You ready for a little ride?

[Yaunfen] Burp!

[Doc] It's gonna be okay Cp. -grinning- and if it's not, I'll just arrange an accident. - winks -

[Doc] Shifts as Xe exits and the bitty dragon ends up coiled in hir mane.

[Lie] - It will be alright CP, Doc, TLOT, and GK know what their doing

[CP] - I know, but those three idiot generals of mine don't know that

[Sweet Alex] is coming up the path to Lies house with a chest in her arms-

[Giselle] Scowls at the sight of the human- Pathetic thing

[Sweet Alex] Good morning! Who are you guys with? Wait... Is that Winston? Nice to see you again!

[Winston] Gives her a friendly wave-

[Giselle] Preps a fire charge-

[Doc] Arches up behind them - Good morning Sweet Alex, whatcha got there?

[Sweet Alex] Cinnamon rolls! Thanks for the spices Doc!

[Giselle] Scowls at Doc- She's a human, why not just destroy her?

[Doc] Because that would be super dumb?

[Sweet Alex] You don't like humans?

[Doc] Sweet Alex is the best glitch-talker on the seed and she's performed two miraculious healings so far with nothing but her own good energy.

[Sweet Alex] -Blushes-

[Blake] - Humans are prey which the Master subjects to his whims and nothing more

[Sweet Alex] Which brine is your master?

[Doc] Cp.

[Sweet Alex] See now you're just being silly. Cp is a grump but he's not like that at all.

[Giselle] - Shut up you twit, you don't know our Master at all

[Sweet Alex] He's my neighbor, and I know him quite well thank you.

[Grayson] - Pathetic little weakling, I think I'll kill you here and now

[Doc] Considering that she's under both my protection and Gk's, that would be a very poor idea.

[Grayson] - I don't care- He approaches the small Alex

[Sweet Alex] Takes out a rather large flower, it's rainbow colored and nearly as tall as she is.

[Doc] Alex....

[Sweet Alex] It's okay. TLOT gave it to me.

[Grayson] Raises his fist-

[Sweet Alex] Shakes the gaudy flower right in his face-

[Grayson] Stumbles back and rubs at his eyes- WHAT THE NETHER IS THAT!?

[Sweet Alex] Walks calmly around him- It's a color flash. Maybe next time I see you, you'll be politer.

[Doc] Chuckles-

[Grayson] Swings wildly at the air in the general direction of Sweet Alex-

[Sweet Alex] Evades him easily and walks under Doc's feet and back towards Cp and Lie's place. - See you later Winston, Doc.

[jewel] -stumbles past doc for a few blocks before collapsing on the ground she is still awake but she seem to be sweating heavily because she is still in her cat suit-

[Doc] Jewel! - Trots quickly over to her- What happened?

[jewel] it's hot to hot

[Giselle] Starts moving away from the group-

[Doc] Take some of your clothes off. No one cares.

[jewel] I do I wont I refuse to take them off

[Doc] Even if I gave you something cooler to wear?

[Blake] Distracts Winston so Giselle can get away-

[Gk] Has come up the path and follows Giselle from above-

[jewel] what can be cooler when you want every part of you body covered

[Giselle] Is approaching CP's place, looking for an opportunity to strike at Lie-

[Doc] I could make you a long dress out of something light?

[Gk] Lands quietly on Lies roof and watches Giselle-

[jewel] then someone could see under the dress

[Giselle] Is sticking to the shadows and watches as Lie steps out to greet Sweet Alex-

[Sweet Alex] I brought you some cinnamon rolls Lie!

[Doc] Maybe you should go visit Gem? She has a whole room made of ice.

[Lie] - Oh that sounds wonderful!  Thank you!

[Sweet Alex] I ran into Cp's associates. They're rather rude, aren't they?

[jewel] -slowly gets up- that might be the best

[Doc] Do you know where she lives? I can chat and let her know. She might enjoy the company actually.

[jewel] I don't live that far from there so I have seen it

[Lie] - A reason as to why they're here is my fault, two of them really don't like me

[Giselle] Creates multiple fire charges-

[Doc] Here take this in the meantime- Gives her a block of packed ice. -   That should keep you from passing out at least.

[Gk] Clears his throat behind Giselle-

[Sweet Alex] Oh! Hey Gk. You again!

[Giselle] Growls- Fuck off asshole

[jewel] -takes the block- thank you doc -starts to walk to gem's house with the packed ice on her head-

[Gk] Leave her alone unless you'd like to be dragon chow instead of fired.

[Doc] You're welcome Jewel. Stay hydrated!

[Giselle] - I don't answer to you- She fires off the charges towards Lie

[Gk] Leaps over her and takes the hits himself broadside- Son of a bitch!

[Sweet Alex] Gk! - As a reflex she draws a bow -

[Lie] - GK?

[Gk] Is on the ground and swearing a lot-

[CP] Hears the explosion and rushes out, his aura dark and dangerous-

[Sweet Alex] Looses a very fast arrow at Giselle, aiming for her head-

[Giselle] Launches more fire charges, one destroying the arrow-

[CP] Blocks the rest-

[Gk] Smashes into Giselle with one of his wings and tangles her up in the tentacles-

[Giselle] - Let me go you curr!

[Gk] Thumps her against the ground a couple of times- Fuck you!

[CP] - GK, hold her still- The grass around him is turning black and burnt

[Gk] Adjusts his grip so She's upright in his tentacles with only her torso tangled-

[Sweet Alex] Gk... did she hurt you badly?

[Gk] Not fire-wise but the impact hurt like hell!

[CP] - I gave you many chances Giselle, but you just outright attacked my mate...  This is not acceptable, so, I will strip you of everything, your dignity, your status, and your power.  You will be weaker than any other of your kind and I will make certain you never enter my sight again!

[Giselle] - But...  But Master!

[Gk] Told ya you were getting fired.

[CP] Focus' his power and Giselle begins writhing, shifting into a normal ghast once more in what appears to be a very painful manner-

[Gk] Adjusts his grip so he has her tangled in both wings- You spit anything at me I'll head-butt you in the eyes with my horns.

[Giselle] Angry ghast screech-

[Gk] What are you going to do with her Cp?

[CP] - Banish her into the farthest corner of the Nether where she will be alone

[Gk] Which Nether?

[CP] - Mine, so I can be sure she doesn't try to return or get help from anyone else

[Lie] Spawns some healing flowers near GK-

[Gk] What about her butt-boy Blake? You risk making her a martyr

[CP] Growls- You think I don't know that?  But he hasn't done anything to directly harm Lie.  Nor has he done anything bad enough to deserve banishment!

[Gk] Smiles wickedly. - I have a wonderful idea....

[CP] Snaps- What?

[Gk] Have TLOT make her small and give her to Blake. Then tell him if he behaves you might consider restoring her, not to any authority, but to human shaped so they can boink again.

[CP] - And what if he spreads that it's her?

[Sweet Alex] You shouldn't seperate them if they're a couple anyway. That's mean.

[Gk] So? It's called an object lesson. If you send her off, NOTCH might find her and pump her for info.

[CP] - They're not an actual couple, they just bang because they can't do it to me

[Sweet Alex] He has a point though, you can keep an eye on her if she's close, but she can't do anything herself if she's small. And nobody should be alone. That's mean.

[Lie] - CP, think about how much you hate being a cat, it will be many times worse fo her because she won't be able to change back

[Gk] And it shows just a little bit of what TLOT is capable of....

[[CP] - FINE!  But you can fucking take her there, I need to go punch stuff

[Gk] Deal. - Gets up with a groan- Alex kiddo, you gonna be okay going home alone?

[Sweet Alex] I'll just hang out with Lie for a bit, if that's okay with you Lie?

[Lie] - Absolutely, why don't we go into the green house

[GK] Adjust his grip on Giselle so she's upside down on his back and tangled in both his wings - We're going for a walk beeyotch.

[Giselle] More angry noises-

[Gk] Whatever- Heads for the spawn-

[TLOT] Is basically meditating on a dirt block and raises his eyebrows at Gk's burden-

[TLOT] Ummmm

[Gk] Hey TLOT, I have a little task for you. Turn this ghast into something smaller for me. Cp's request. It's a punishment.

[TLOT] Can I ask what it did?

[GK] Attacked Lie, more then once.

[TLOT] Gets a rather dark and angry air- Did you have anything specific in mind?

[Gk] Your choice- He pulls the Ghast down and forces it against the ground-

[TLOT] Asks it a mental question- any last words?

[Giselle] - I refuse to be belittled like this, the Master will come to his senses!

[TLOT] Ah stubborn. I'll take that into account. - He advances on the vast creature and grabs it easily, smushing and molding it down, before stepping back to check his work. Where the ghast was is a pure white donkey.

[Gk] Niiice

[Giselle] Loud angry bray-

[TLOT] Same to you.

[CP] Mentally- Is that bitch taken care of?

[TLOT] I made her look more like her actions. She's now a donkey. You're welcome.

[CP] - Still seems to good for her...

[TLOT] Meh. It's worse then being a cat. At least a cat kinda has fingers and a sort of thumb.

[CP] Grumbles-

[Giselle] Kicks at TLOT-

[TLOT] Slides around her and throws a tether on her before lashing it to a post and sitting back down. -I'm betting the others will be along eventually.

[gem] -flies down and lands softly in front of tlot-

[TLOT] Hello Gem, what are you up too? I heard you were getting a bit overheated?

[gem] I was but now I have these cold flowers to help but I came to ask a favor

[TLOT] Puffs up a bit  - I'm just in high demand today! What can I do for you, my friend?

[Gk] Has curled up and is just watching Giselle with a satisfied air

[gem] well I need a -air quote- toy

[TLOT] Ooo! Now that's what I like to hear. - He wiggles his fingers in anticipation- What kind?

[gem] a dildo but to be specific one that has soft spikes because space angel have hole that are reversed to match males patterns

[TLOT] Cocks his head - You mean it's like a puzzle piece inside and you need a really specific shape to fit?

[gem] kind of because those hole are extremely sensitive and will feel better if I was able to get into them

[TLOT] I think we may need some privacy for this.... Gk can you watch the jackass?

[Gk] Sure thing.

[TLOT] Come with me. - Waves her over to the netherbrick house by the horsepen

[gem] right -follows tlot-

[Giselle] Is pulling at the lead in much frustration-

[TLOT] Slides down the ladder and leads her to a room with several beds - I'm flattered you came to me, though I think Doc could do this more easily.

[TLOT] I can make kind of a cast of your innards but I'll have to touch you a bit, is that okay?

[gem] It's ok

[TLOT] Have a sit and I'll get something soft.

[gem] -sits on the bed-

[TLOT] Starts fussing around and finally settles on a rubber ball he found LH playing with and copied. He makes a few more copies and picks them apart before mashing them in his hands. - Sorry Gem, I think this will feel rather wierd.

[gem] I can't assume it won't

[TLOT] Fair enough - He feels around a bit until he gets a finger inside her and pushes the glob in in a rough tube shape.  -

[gem] -jumps slightly at the feeling-

[TLOT] Pushes a bit and the glob starts reforming to fill the weird topography inside the space angel-

[gem] this defiantly at the moment feels very weird

[TLOT] I'll try and make it quick- He wiggles it around until it's the right shape and then pulls it back out of her-

- the spikes are on uneven spots on the dildo spread out over mostly the top half of it-

[TLOT] Well that's interesting. Does it need to be slightly smaller?

[gem] not at all

[TLOT] Okay, then I'll spiff it up. - He makes a happy whistling noise as he changes the colors of the pixels to a sparkly purple and added a bit of redstone to the core of it. - Just give it a tap right here and we're in business! - The little device begins wiggling, shaking and humming like it's trying to get away from TLOT.

[gem] thank you tlot for your help with this

[TLOT] Any time! - hesitates-  I'm sorry if you're lonely Gem. If I knew anyone suitible I'd introduce you. - Hands her the toy

[gem] -take it- even if I don't find someone I still have great friends and family

[TLOT] Is just beaming. - I feel the same. You guys make me feel like the whole servers dad. -chuckles- Doc is motherbrine.

[gem] -laughs- best father and motherbine ever

[TLOT] Don't tell Doc I said that okay. Haha. I've seen the way they deal with Yaunfen when they think no one is around. 100% mom.

[gem] I won't but I have quite a bit parent in me I guess we all do

[TLOT] Hows the baby doing?

[gem] aqua grew

[TLOT] Really? How big?!

[gem] aven and ben had to use their water powers to move him into a new pond because he out grew the one he was in

[TLOT] Ah, Is it going to be a visit to Herabrine pretty soon? I think that's gonna be a big dragon. Are you planning on moving?

[gem] my house no use less I can find a winter biome but I haven't seen one and I doubt aven and ben would want to move the house

[TLOT] So are just going to keep making bigger and bigger ponds on the savannah for Aqua? That might be a little cruel.

[gem]  don't live that far away from the ocean I was thinking if we really need to next time aqua need to move  we can add a temporary gate to a section of the ocean instead till aqua is ready to be free

[TLOT] That's why I was suggesting you talk to Herabrine. Doc can make walls in any terrain easily, but she can find you a good spot that's protected.

[gem] i would rather make the wall myself i miss the amount of building i use to do back in my server

[TLOT] Well you should talk to Hera anyway. You are eventually going to be putting a huge dragon with untested social and language skills in the vicinity of her house. She's already mad Doc brought that gigantic black thing in here.

[gem] I have introduced hera to aqua but I will talk to her again about moving him into the ocean

[TLOT] Do they know any words yet? Yaunfen is at two so far. "Burp" and "no".

[gem] not that I know of but aqua has seemed to have made friends with hyrule

[TLOT] Laughs- I knew it. He's gonna be a water baby. I bet those two will be best friends. How big of a conniption fit did BEN have?

[gem] according to vin he will yelling his lungs out

[TLOT] I kinda feel bad for him, but he needs to get over it. It won't be long before that kid is running all over the place just like all the villager's children.

[gem] he has been getting bigger faster then a human would but not super fast

[TLOT] It's probably a mix of parental traits and being born in this game specifically. With a ghost and a creepypasta for parents who knows what to expect really.

[gem] all hell to break loose is what I think is going to happen once hyrule can walk and say more then three words

[TLOT] Doc is concerened about Slender... I picked up on it easily after their last talk. It's actually lucky that Aven can't leave.

[gem] aven would turn to a ghost if she did she would basically be in spectator mode but slightly truculent

[TLOT] I know. It keeps her safe because Slender can't kidnap her.

[gem] I am glad to I would rather her not die for a second time

[TLOT] I heard a juicy little rumor actually...

[gem] oh do tell

[TLOT] Well you know from BEN that creepypastas with the Insanity posession can't breed right? Apprently two of them have been trying to have a kid out there for some time. So we may get some new arrivals when they get desperate enough to trade the posessive bitch for the chance at a baby.

[gem] awe I hope they do so they can also have a happy family

[TLOT] Who knows? I don't know what they're like. They might not even be humanoid.

[gem] I barely am

[TLOT] Good point. You know... speaking of nonhuman things... I had the weirdest experience. I think Doc's house is haunted by something more then just Chomplies.

[gem] oh I think I know what your talking about I heard it roams at night

[TLOT] I've gotten some weird feelings I can't put my finger on. Lots of sadness. But it always seems to get away before I can find where it's coming from. Doc's house is such a maze. Anything could hide in there.

[gem] I was going to do a stake out in the kitchen to get a screen shot but I kept putting it off

[TLOT] It's not always the kitchen though. I've seen some odd shapes in the water at night that I know aren't anything that should be in the bay.

[gem] I feel like we need more then one person to this stake out to cover all the places it could apear

[TLOT] I don't know if that will work anyway. It seems more sad then dangerous. I feel bad for it. And I'm worried it's something Doc made that they don't want to talk about. So I don't say anything when they're around.

[gem] well if we can figure out what it is maybe we could cheer it up

[TLOT] Maybe. Do you have any ideas? Besides a stake-out?

[gem] well no I barely know what it is and if it's sad I wouldn't want to put any catching traps that might scare them

[TLOT] Yeah, that would be bad... I don't know.But you know you have the run of Doc's house if you ever want to explore.

[gem] snake tends to do that for me because he really like to I still get his memory of the place

[TLOT] Has he seen anything?

[gem] most of it none that involves going down a ladder or he would never get back up

[TLOT] Quite a few rooms require a ladder. If you want to explore, it should probably be you rather then your guardians.

[gem] I will keep that in mind I am going to head there now

[TLOT] Okay, I'm goign to stay by the spawn. I think our visitors will find their way there pretty soon. - heads up the ladder and back outside

[gem] -follows tlot up the ladder before heading to the castle-

[Exeggcute] Is sunning themselves on the porch by BEN's old room-

[gem] -walks up to the porch and sees the exeggcute- oh hey there

[Exeggcute] Looks at Gem curiously and there's a bit of buzzing in her mind from it

[gem] -is thinking about how cute exeggcute look. sits on her knees to reach out to pet them-

[Exeggcute] Seems to get it and the pods shuffle to get under her hand-

[gem] -pets them her four arms make it easier to pet all of them-

[Steve] Is tending to the horses under their feet.

[gem] -gets up and goes inside and enters the horse pen area one of her horses are still in the pen from when ben left them there-

[Steve] Is surrounded by horses, there are several skeleton ones, a trio of normal horses and Doc's zombie horse, and towering over them, the imposing form of the Mudsdale.

[gem] hello steve

[Steve] Is giving Gir a hug, the zombie horse makes a hollow whinny, but it's obviously content- Oh! Hey Gem! Gone to ground with the rest of us huh? I heard Cp's generals are bad news.

[gem] really how bad are we talking and I came more to explore the house a bit more my self

[Steve] Oh. They're hot-heads. I heard one of them attacked Doc on more then one occasion. They don't like Lie at all.

[gem] -growls a little at the thought of them attacking people on the server-

[Steve] It's okay. We're strong too. I'm not afraid of them at all. But... Markus is here. Cp wanted to hide him to avoid any awkward questions....

[gem] isn't he also sick that can't be good him to meet violent hot-heads

[Steve] Yes, he can't get out of bed. Flux is looking after him though, Dolly is nearby too if she needs help.

[gem] it also seem youhave an extra horse then usually

[Steve] Yeah. Someone must have left one. I wonder who's it is? I'm sure they'll be back eventually.

[gem] they are mine but I didn't bring them here and I was look for them.

[Steve] Spreads his hands- well.... I guess you can take them whenever then. I'm okay with looking after them in the meantime.

[gem] i'll take them home when I leave for home thank you for taking care of them while they are here

[Steve] Hey, anytime.

[gem] hey have you seen anything strange wondering around?

[Steve] Stranger then usual I assume? Haha. Yeah... sometimes. Doc's lab is full of weird noises at night, and I don't mean the caged mobs.

[gem] something none has caught a real glimpse of has been moving around at night sometimes

[Steve] Shivers- I've heard it. It sounds like someone dragging a huge slimeblock.

[gem] I plan to get to the bottom of this and find out exactly what it is

[Steve] Whatever it is... I think there must be another way to get into the bay from the house besides the moonpool in Silver's room. We find big patches of water in the lower tunnels sometimes.

[gem] hmm pieces of a curious puzzle.

[Steve] Just... be gentle okay? I don't think it's anything bad. I know Doc has secrets, we try not to pry. There's a lot of heartache in hir past.

[gem] tlot said it was sad I really want to find out what it is to cheer it up and get a screen shot

[Steve] Ha, you sound a bit like Arden. He's the same way. Wants pictures of everything strange. Can't imagine what he thinks he'll do with them. Something tells me that group is going to end up digital just like Markus from staying here too long.

[gem] arden was the first one to tell me about this thing running around

[Steve] Maybe you should talk to him then. I know he's a night owl anyway.

[gem] I will have to talk to him more about what I found out anyway I should go look for him

[Steve] Check the Shrine. He likes to read on the bed by the map.

[gem] thank you steve i'll go do that -heads to the shrine-

[Arden] Is laying on his back snoring lightly, there's a book on UFOs splayed open across his chest.

[gem] -enters the room and sees arden- hey arden

[Arden] snnnnnnnnrk....

[gem] -pokes arden-

[Arden] Stirs a little and opens his eyes, they go very wide for a second at the angel's appearance and then his breathing slows down a bit as he realizes who it is and wakes up fully. - Hey Gem... sorry I kinda nodded off. I like this stuff, but it makes for rather dry reading sometimes.

[gem] it's ok I have been finding out a bit more of the thing running around

[Arden] Perks up, - do tell!

[gem] tlot for reading emotions told me they seem sad and steve said it sound like a slime block being drag around and would find patches of water around sometimes

[Arden] It smells super odd too. Spicy almost. I'm used to finding little trails of slime from the Goomy, but every so often I'll find one of these weirdrer patches that's really fragrant.

[gem] well I am looking to find out just what it is and maybe cheer it up as well

[Arden] Well... Most of the activity seems centered around the lab and lower levels. Though once I saw something in the water over the kitchen, but it was a moonless night and I just got a brief glimpse of something rather big.

[gem] all it seems to be is glimpses I am going to be sneaky and get close

[Arden] I think maybe it's just a dark colored thing?

[gem] still need to get close to it to cheer it up and the closer I am the better the screen shot I can get

[Arden] I hate to say it, because I want proof too but... from what I've been reading... certain types of monsters can sense intent and will avoid anyone with a camera. I think that's why I'm not having any luck. It might be psychic or just really sensitive.

[gem] well if I am going to cheer it up I would rather ask for the photo rather then scare it off by taking the photo you can cheer up someone who ran away

[Arden] Good point. But I would say, really get into the house, places where the sun never touches. That's your best bet.

[gem] there are a lot of underground areas i would assume they could be in any of those areas

[Arden] I guess. But... I hear it in the lab hallway sometimes... I think.... it's sat there outside my door before. But I might have just dreamed it.

[gem] steve said he heard it in the lab before i would say the lab would be the best bet at this point

[Arden] Probably. I'm betting Doc wouldn't care if you claimed one of the recovery rooms for the time being.

[gem] my excuse is recovering from this terrible heat

[Arden] Sounds legit. Why is it so hot anyway? I didn't think this game had seasons?

[gem] the game updated it tend to affect the weather last time it snows several feet and i was having a ball in the snow while everyone else bundled inside

[Arden] Ugh. I'm glad I missed that. I never want to see snow again. It's bad enough that I still have nightmares about... that night... oh my god.. I'M SO STUPID

[gem] your not stupid

[Arden] YES I AM. - he tangles his fingers in his ginger curls- I've smelled that before! In Dolly's house! It must be... something that followed us in! But how? It's obviously huge?!

[gem] even if it did we can still figure out how and why it's sad

[Arden] I don't know... But if it was with the group of things that was trying to kill us. I wonder why it hasn't acted already? Maybe because it's trapped here?

[gem] maybe or maybe it's not violent at all and it's scared after all it keep running away

[Arden] Either way, I'll keep looking. I'm curious like that.

[gem] just always be careful

[Arden] Always. Doc says it's impossible to die for good here, but I'm not going to test it!

[gem] well if you see patches of dark blue orchids with glowing white dots that's where I have died in the server

[Arden] That's weird. But it sounds pretty.

[gem] they are. well if you will excuse me I am going to explore a bit before night falls hopefully I can meet them tonight

[Arden] Best of luck.

[gem] -heads of to explore-

-There's the sound of a rather gruff female voice arguing with someone a bit further down the path.

[Herabrine] No, he's totally right, blue is a flavor. [Enderbro] SEE!?

[Steffan] Stop encouraging him!

[Blake] - What in the Nether is that?

[Grayson] - More weaklings most likely

[Enderbro] Notices them- Hi!!!

[Doc] Seeing an opportunity for mischief- Bro, I have something that might be blue flavored...

[Enderbro] GIMMIE.

[Steffan] WHY DOES EVERYONE KEEP GIVING HIM SUGAR?!

[Herabrine] Because it's funny!

[Doc] Pulls out a pair of large blue gems that sparkle in the sunlight.

-An Enderman teleports off-

[Blake] Scoffs- Did Endrea finally give up and start creating rubbish?

[Doc] He's not from her seed. Bro is special. - Xe offers one of the gems to Yaunfen, who takes it in their teeth egarly and gives the other to bro.

[Enderbro] Turns the gem over twice and licks it with his long purple tongue before shoving it in his mouth. muffled- BLUE FLAVOR

[Doc] I figured that's what you were on about.

[Herabrine] Wanna see something funny Steffan?

[Steffan] NO.

[Herabrine] throws a small piece of candy in his open mouth and he falls over instantly.

[Enderbro] STEEEEVE fell down.

[Grayson] - These pathetic things should be exterminated

[Doc] Um Hera... what was that?

[Herabrine] Just some special candy Lj gave me.

[Doc] He's asleep isn't he?

[Herabrine] Yep.

[Enderbro] Sucking ont he gem- So cute.

[Steffan] -begins snoring loudly-

[Doc] You've got a serious attitude problem Grayson. That sleeping Steve removed a curse from one of our most powerful brines. Specifically the dragon that kicked Blake earlier.

[Enderbro] Has made a little wreath of flowers and sets one on Magnolias head.

[Magnolia] - Oh, um... Thank you

[Yaunfen] Overly loud slurp as xe sucks hir gem-

[Enderbro] At Winston - Is she your daughter?

[Winston] - No, not at all

[Enderbro- Okie-dokie - huge crunch as he bites the candy gem in half

[Herabrine] Giving another tour Doc?

[Doc] Nah. Just supervising.

[Grayson] - We can at least get rid of this retard!- He aims a punch at Enderbro

[Endrea] Tears in from the End and land heavily between Grayson and Enderbro, roaring loudly at the pigman-

[Enderbro] WHOAH MAMA! - waves his skinny arms wildly-  Hey Endrea!

[Doc][ Ah, good to see you back.

[Endrea] - Briefly, one of my other children alerted me to the situation here. And you- She turns towards Grayson with a snarling growl- Will back off immediately lest you wish to be devoured!

[Enderbro] Has basically never been defended by a mother figure and tears up instantly- I HAVE FEELS WAAAH!

[Doc] Eh, dont eat him Endrea, you'd probably get some kind of nasty stomach flu from his rotten pork flesh.

[Endrea] - It's a risk I'd be willing to take

[Herabrine] I could just drown him Endrea.

[Enderbro] Latches onto Endrea's leg in a hug -

[Endrea] Briefly reaches over to lightly nuzzle Enderbro before bringing her wing down over him to shelter him and returns her attention to Grayson-

[Grayson] - Are you really defending that defective abomination!  Just get rid of it!

[Endrea] Snaps at Grayson, making the pigman stumble backwards-

[Herabrine] Picks up Steffan who's still snoring and walks over to Bro who adds him to the hug around Endrea's leg-

[Doc] You are really judgemental Grayson.

[Grayson] - Weak mobs are worthless, it's as simple as that

[Herabrine] Dude, you have issues.

[Doc] Endrea it's okay. I've got this in hand. You shouldn't leave the little dragons alone for too long anyway.

[Endrea] - Very well, but these two are coming with me for their own protection

[Herabrine] I love it! Make sure you take a screenshot of Steffan's face when he wakes up!

[Doc] You're awful Hera.

[Enderbro] We're going for a ride?!

[Endrea] - Yes little one, hold onto me and your friend tightly now

[Enderbro] Is sparkling way more then usual, his usually invisible mouth is split in a huge grin-Ready for takeoff!

[Endrea] Creates an opening to the void beneath her, her home briefly visible before she slips through and closes the opening behind her-

[Herabrine] Is cackling in evil glee.

[Doc] -sigh-

[Grayson] - Pathetic, running away to her home where she cannot be reached

[Doc] She has children that need tending you turd. Her primary babysitter is here because of stupid Blake and that bitch Giselle.

[Blake] - You dare to insult me!?

[Doc] Dare? Normally I don't put on airs, but you're a mob, I'm a Herobrine. That was a mild insult. Get over it.

[Blake] - I do not have to accept anything from you!  You are not my Master!

[Doc] Pfft. Whatever. Unlike Cp, I have better things to do then put up with mobs whining at me all day and night.

[Magnolia] Creeps a bit closer to the water-

[Herabrine] Whatcha looking at kiddo?

[Magnolia] - I can feel a magma cube nearby...  I'm worried about the fact that it seems to be under tha water...

[Herabrine] Oh! That's Maggie. My house is down there- points to the bay.

[Magnolia] - Is she safe?  She must be scared...

[Herabrine] Yeah, she's fine. She keeps me company. Maggie's got the run of the house.

[Magnolia] Worried noise-

[Herabrine] Pulls a nightvision potion from the creative and splashes Magnolia with it. - My house is glass, you should be able to see her if you look down

[Magnolia] Peers- If you're sure...

[Herabrine] Positive. what's your concern anyway? You just like bouncy mobs?

[Magnolia] - I'm the Master's general for Magma cubes and Slimes

[Herabrine] Cool beans.

[Blake] Starts storming off- I'm bored of this, I'm going to find Giselle

[Herabrine] -shrugs- Whatever. I'm headed back for the woods. Have fun Doc.

[Doc] You're spending an awful lot of time with that clown...

[Herabrine] Maaaybe. Oh well.

[Grayson] Follows Blake-

[Doc] Winston... I trust you well enough. You have free range. Feel free to take Magnolia to the bar and have some lunch if you want. I'm going to stay close to those two just in case.

[Winston] - I understand

[Doc] Thank you- Pads after Grayson and Blake.

-The two generals are approaching spawn-

[TLOT] Has settled back down on his block and is just enjoying the sun. He's still in just his pants with his shirt over his shoulder.

[Grayson] - Oh look, another pathetic excuse...

[TLOT] Doesn't bother to acknowledge him

[Gk] Opens one eye. - Got bored of wandering around already?

[Blake] Scowls at GK- Go away

[Gk] Nah, I'm comfy. Get bent.

[TLOT] It's not smart to tell dragons what to do anyway.

[Doc] Chuckles- Words to live by.

[Blake] - And you are?

[TLOT] Streches a bit - The native brine of this seed and protecter of everyone on it. I am Herobrine, The Lord of Tears.

[Grayson] - Tears of a scardy ocelot I bet

[TLOT] The tears were my own, and the name was chosen by my subjects, but I'm sure my recently dead NOTCH shed one or two.

[Doc] He certainly screamed a lot, that's for sure.

[Grayson] - I doubt that claim, if our Master can't kill his own, then how could yours be dead?

[Doc] I was there. Cp also helped to kill the beast. Ask him yourself if you doubt us.

[Grayson] - Aww, so you needed help?  Pathetic little weakling

[TLOT] There's nothing wrong with taking offered help. Or giving it. That's what friends do.

[Doc] Trust me, he's not weak.

[Grayson] - Prove it

[TLOT] Magick, mental or physical?

[Grayson] - Physical, those other two are cowards ways out!

[TLOT] - sigh- Oh well, it wouldn't hurt me to take a bath anyway, I'm already sweaty. - He puts his shirt away before hopping down from the block -

[Doc] Oh dear. Try not to kill him, okay?

[Grayson] Immediately charges TLOT-

[TLOT] Crouches and uses Grayson's momentum to throw him - Ewww! Fuck you're all greasy! Ever heard of a shower?!

[Grayson] Grapples at the ground to stop himself and charges again-

[TLOT] Throws a straight punch at Grayson's charging head-

[Grayson] Brings his hand up to catch TLOT's fist-

[TLOT] Twists upward and kicks at the pigman's stomach.

[Grayson] Grunts but doesn't budge-

[TLOT] Tps out of Grayson's hands and kicks him in the ass.

[Grayson] - Swings around to slap TLOT away- You're an annoying little fly

[TLOT] I'm a griefer, duh! - Grabs Grayson's arm and uses his force to toss himself clear.

[Grayson] Scowls in annoyance and charges again-

[TLOT] Tp's slightly above him and stomps on his back so he ends up with a mouthful of dirt.

[Grayson] Pushes himself back up surprisingly quickly-

[TLOT] Man, just using physical on physical attacks is boring. Damn it Doc you spoiled me!

[Doc] I can't help it!

[Grayson] Jumps at TLOT-

[TLOT] Throws an uppercut at his jaw-

[Grayson] Stumbles back-

[TLOT] You're a general right? Don't you have any special powers at all?

[Grayson] - I have a different weapon, strength is the only other thing I need

[Steve] Has crept down to the spawn and is watching from the archway-

[TLOT] Lame.

[Blake] Notices a bit of movement and growls at the Steve, flames gathering-

[Doc] Throws a tail swat at Blake- Don't do that unless you want to die.

[Blake] - That is a Steve, all of them should die

[TLOT] Hears him and snarls - That is my husband. Touch him and I'll shred your code.

[Doc] He'll eat you. Not kidding.

[Grayson] Tries to take advantage of the distraction-

[TLOT] Tp's next to Steve and leaves a two stack of cobbles for Grayson to run into

[Grayson] Runs straight into it and is stunned-

[Blake] - You're a fucking lucky Steve, I'll spare you for now...

[TLOT] Snorts - There is no 'for now.' Ask your friend Giselle what being a murderous bitch got her.

[Blake] - What are you talking about?

[TLOT] Points at the white donkey that's still tethered to the post. -

[Giselle] Angry donkey noises-

[Blake] Erupts into flames- WHAT DID YOU DO!?

[TLOT] Punished her. As Cp requested. She attacked Lie.

[Doc] Is all eyeballs.

[Blake] - That little bitch probably deserved it!

[Doc] For what? existing? Breaking the bubble of Giselle's delusional fantasy?

[Gk] Be grateful. I talked him out of outright banishing her. If you're good she might get a reprieve someday.

[Blake] - The Master must not be in the right state of mind.  I will speak to him about this is why the Master needs to return to his seed.  He's growing delusional!

[TLOT] Want me to call him? You might get punched.

[Blake] - No need, we'll simply go back to him and take him back with us

[Doc] Snorts with laughter- YOU are going to force Cp to do something?! Okay, wait for me! I want to watch!

[Blake] - You can go away!

[Doc] No way I'm missing this!

[TLOT] Unties the donkey and holds the lead- ready when you are

[Steve] Is staying very close to his hubby.

[CP] - Is still ripping into his punching bag-

[Gk] Is already flying there and lands on the roof- Lie!?

[Lie] - In the greenhouse

[Sweet Alex] Over here Gk!

[Gk] Come out here! Blake says he's going to force Cp to come with him, this should be a hoot!

[Lie] - What?

[Doc] Is prancing along - and me with no popcorn!

[Lie] - I am not making a popcorn plant

[Doc] That would be a noisy bloomer.

[TLOT] walks up with the donkey. - Hey Lie.

[Steve] Greets Sweet Alex-

[Blake] Glares at Lie- You fucking bitch

[Lie] - Same to you

[Steve] Guess what Lie. - Points to the donkey-

[Lie] - So don't work with that one, got it

[TLOT] As far as I know we're sending her with Blake anyway

[Blake] - Master!  Where are you?

[CP] Growls from his private chambers-

[Doc] Cat-loafs with a huge smile-

[Yaunfen] Crawls up onto hir head for a good view-

[Blake] Storms inside, looking for CP, it isn't long before there is an explosion and a good chunk of one of Lie's workshop walls is now missing as Blake is thrown back towards the group, CP flies up, covered in blood and his eyes glowing dangerously bright-

[CP] - You will fuck off Blake!  You are forgetting your place!

[TLOT] Quietly- well I guess the pecking order is being re-established at least.

[Doc] I'll help you fix it Lie.

[Steve] Me too.

[Lie] - Thank you, both of you

[CP] Is now beating the crap out of Blake-

[Doc] Very quietly - So glad it's not me for a change, also i'm not expected to stop him. Thank goodness

[CP] - Finally finishes and creates an opening- BOTH of you, LEAVE.  NOW.  And fucking take Giselle with you

[TLOT] Behave while Cp is gone.

[Grayson] Drags Blake through-

[CP] Closes the portal behind them, he's still rather aggravated-

[Doc] Deep breaths Cp.

[TLOT] Yeah, it's okay. Just sit down if you need too.

[CP] Growls-

[Lie] Approaches him- Hey, focus on me for now

[Sweet Alex] Is making a romantic face- Only beauty can calm the beast.

[Steve] That's adorably poetic

[Lie] With several calming words eventually gets CP to calm down-

[Doc] Is surveying the damage

[Gk] That was a royal beat-down, bravo Cp.

[CP] - Fucking assholes

[CP] - Where's Winston and Magnolia?

[Doc] Probably at the bar, I trust Winston to wander freely. I had to go after the bigger threat and we got seperated.

[CP] - I'm going to look for him, let him know what happened

[Lie] - CP, maybe you should change your clothes first?

[CP] - Hm?

[Doc] Unless you intend to scare the daylights out of them.

[CP] Grumbles but does go inside to change his clothes-

[Gk] That was fun. I'm gonna get a head start then.

[Sweet Alex] Gk?

[Gk] Hmm?

[Sweet Alex] Can you give me a ride home?

[Gk] Blushes but crouches down so she can get on.

[Sweet Alex] Thank you Lie.

[Gk] Trots off-

[Lie] - It was nice seeing you Sweet Alex, and thank you for the cinnamon rolls!

[Sweet Alex] You're welcome.

[Steve]There were rolls? And we didn't get any?! - pouts a bit-

[TLOT] Oh hush

[Lie] - Well, guess I'll start repairing the wall

[Doc] Oh let me help Lie. I can do it quickly.

[Lie] - Thank you

[CP] Comes out in fresh clothes and heads for the bar-

[Doc] Is already multiplying the remaining blocks and painting them over the busted areas with hir paws.

[Lie] Is repairing her brewing station even though she never uses it-

[Steve] Is there anything I can do?

[Lie] - Anything you can...  I don't know if any of CP's area needs repairs though...

[Steve] Hesitiates before peeking down the ladder

-The punching bag is ripped to shreds and there are chunks missing from the walls as well as half of the short couch-

[Steve] TLOT?!

[TLOT] I'm on it my lamb. - He slides down the ladder and the two of them start cleaning up-

[Lie] Starts putting the windows back into the wall-

[Doc] Is finishing up with the ceiling. - There we go, good as new. And really I think that was the best we could have hoped for situation-wise.

[Lie] - I suppose, could have done without being attacked

[TLOT] Calls up - But no one on our side got hurt!

[Lie] That's true...  Who all did they harass?

[Yaunfen] Is sniffing around the room again-

[Doc] They tried to take a poke at Enderbro and got a faceful of Endrea for their trouble.

[TLOT] And I had a brief fistfight with the pigman, what a candy-ass.

[Lie] - Endrea was there?

[Doc] Briefly. She took Bro and Steffan back to the end with her.

[Lie] - Oh dear...  I can't imagine Steffan being happy about that...

[Doc] He got knocked out as joke by Herabrine. I think it will be a rather rude awakening. But it's not like he's in danger.

[Lie] - Good point

[Yaunfen] Finds a random book and proudly carries it over to Doc-

[Doc] aww, what do you have there? Do you want me to read to you some more?

[Lie] - It might be one of Ashe's...  Or a floof book

[Doc] Let's see what it is. - Takes it gently and looks at the cover-

[Steve] Is dusting behind TLOT as his hubby cleans up the blood

[Lie] - You two okay down there?

[Doc] Xe looks a little distressed- This looks like an old fantasy book Yaunfen... let me skim it first. Maybe we can read it later.

[Steve] Just tidying up. It's messy down here.

[Lie] - What makes you say that Doc?  And of course it is Steve, I think CP's gotten a little to used to how good Winston is to him

[Doc] Because... - xe whispers to Lie. - Bad things happen to dragons in fantasy books! I don't want hir to have nightmares!

[Lie] - Oh, good point

[TLOT] I presume he doesn't like you down here Lie?

[Lie] - I don't know, I've never gone down, I don't want to intrude on his space

[TLOT] Has fixed the punching bag and re-hangs it. - Sounds like a good policy. But you can peek if you want, since we're fixing things.

[Lie] Hesitates but does peek-

[Steve] Pokes a few keys on Cp's typewriter-

[Lie] - Well that's a nostalgic sound

[Steve] Smiles happily- It is satisfying, isn't it? - he types- 'Lie loves you' in the middle of a small paragraph of random characters.

[Lie] - Steve I suspect your doing something...

[Steve] Just making noise.

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Roleplay Server Log #144

“Electric Surprise, Lie's Memories, SCP Discussion, GK Babysits”

[Doc] Is trotting back with Deerheart and spots Cp grumbling along. - I wonder if he's really that pissed that I asked him to do something?

[CP] Kicks at a tree knocking out a few blocks-

[Doc] at Deerheart- Oh, it's one of those moods. At the risk of you getting in the crossfire, maybe you should head home without me, my love. - smootches her.

[Deer] - If your sure...  I'll have some healing flowers ready, just in case

[Doc] Thank you love, hopefully it won't be nessesary. Be safe.

[Deer] - I should be telling you that

[Doc] I always bounce back eventually. Heh. It's Cp, anyway, it's not like I'm picking a fight with Slender, again.

[Deer] - Still...

[Doc] If it would make you feel better to just watch from a distance you can.

[Deer] - I think I will

[Doc] I'm a lucky critter to have such a nice mate- Stoops to let Deerheart down from hir shoulders.

[Deer] Slides off and kisses Doc on the nose-

[Doc] Blushes and purrs-

[Deer] Walks off a slight distance-

[Doc] Waits until she's hidden and creeps closer to Cp.

[CP] Still grumbling and kicking at stuff-

[Doc] Gallops towards him and headbutts a tree, the chunks go forward away from where Cp is standing-

[CP] - OH WHAT THE FUCK NOW!?

[Doc] Shakes hir head- whew! I saw you breaking things, I thought I'd join you.

[CP] Growls angrily-

[Doc] What? Me bashing my head into something usually makes you smile at least.

[CP] - Shut it

[Doc] Sits down at attention like a dog and just looks at him.

[CP] Grumbles- First Notch now this asshole

[Doc] Says nothing because Cp told hir to shut up.

[CP] Grumbling- Can't believe I got that relaxed around Stevie...

[Doc] Cocks hir head, xe's dying to say something but fighting the urge.

[CP] Continues to grumble-

[Doc] Explodes with hurried words- Why shouldn't you be relaxed around Stevie? He worships his perfect big brother.

[CP] Gets flustered- None of your business!- There's a brief partial memory of what they'd just been doing

[Doc] Oh! But that was a nice thing to do!

[CP] Stiffens-

[Doc] Goes back to attention, xe knows it's a delicate moment.

[CP] Catches ever so slightly on fire-

[Doc] Hurridly pats his hair out.

[CP] - Stop that

[Doc] Force of habit, I'll never get used to you being on fire. It looks like it should hurt abominably. Even GK doesn't do that and he was created in the Nether.

[CP] Growls- Must you interfere with everything?

[Doc] I can't help it any more then you can control your temper. I can't look at broken things and not act. It's part of my nature.

[CP - Just leave me the fuck alone

[Doc] Wilts- I just came to check on you because you're obviously mad. Don't be so rude. Anyone else would run away.

[CP] Good!

[Doc] Hunkers close to the ground- You don't really want to be alone do you? You'll just stew with no one to yell at and make yourself feel miserable.

[CP] Glares-

[Doc] Innocent look-Are you sure you don't want a hug?

[CP] Growls and goes to kick Doc in the balls, trying to give Doc a "shock" of his own-

[Doc] Stiffens as Cp's foot hits a very vulnerable spot, hir eye twitches and xe's very still for a moment before crumpling to the ground and convulsing. Xe gives a rather tortured howl as the shock travels through hir, far stronger then the last time and reacts with hir normal current. Each twitch brings forth a spurt of sticky white liquid leaving the kinked up dragon laying in a puddle of hir own spunk. Xe's whimpering, they came but it also hurt like hell.

[CP] - Fuck no! No! You are not allowed to enjoy that!

[Deer] - Doc!?- She starts running towards her mate

[Doc] is crumpled up in pain with the wind knocked out of hir-

[Deer] reaches Doc and rubs their snout- Love? Are you okay? Please speak to me!

[Doc] Shifts back under her hands and is laying on the ground with a pained expression - oww...

[CP] - Good, you deserve that

[Doc] Why!? I didn't do anything to you - sniffles and curls against Deerheart

[CP] Narrows eyes- You're being annoying again, thats why

[Doc] And yet annoying is your code word for friend...

[Deer] Can't help but let out a small snort of laughter at the comment-

[CP] Growls-

[Doc] It was just a lucky shot anyway, if you hadn't been trying to fry me I probably wouldn't have reacted at all.

[CP] - I'll keep that in mind...

[Doc] Makes a sour face- I could hurt you too you know? I just choose not too. This might blow your mind but I actually have a few crumbs of respect for you, I wish it was mutual.

[CP] Grumbles-

[Doc] I would think you of all people would refrain from going for someone's nuts anyway. I seem to recall you being quite tender in that area yourself

[Deer] - CP, why do you do this?

[CP] Stiffens at the memory-

[Doc] He's so used to suppressing his emotions he waits until he's wound up too tight to think straight and then explodes

[Deer] - But I assume it's better than before?

[Doc] He didn't try to cut my throat while I was down, so yes.

[CP] - That's because I only have a wooden sword on me...

[Doc] Shivers, they look rather stricken at his words- Cp...

[CP] - What? I didn't say I'd actually do it!

[Doc] Looks down sadly- yeah... Because you don't have the right tools. Cruel...

[CP] - Stop that, stop trying to guilt me

[Doc] Why would I? It's like trying squeeze blood from a stone.

[Deer] - CP, I have half a mind to tell Lie what you've done...

[Doc] hugs hir knees- She'll just turn him into a cat and then he'll have another reason to be angry with me.

[Deer] - Can I turn him into one?

[Doc] I... I don't know. I mean, the form is part of his code now and I think we've only scratched the surface of what you're capable of. Fuck, for all I know you could force transform me since my other shape is built in the same way.

[CP] - Let's not yet that...

[Deer] I'm tempted to...

[Doc] Love.... Now that I know where your powers come from, you can pretty much do anything you want and I would be all but powerless to stop you.

[Deer] - Yes, but you're my voice of reason...

[Doc] Then... Try it on me, and you'll know if it's possible.

[Deer] - But what should I change you into?

[Doc] oh, just see if you can trigger my dragon shape. I won't even look at what you're doing so you know I'm not humoring you - stares down at the soft grass hir fingers are tangled up in

[Deer] Places her hands on Doc's shoulders and begins concentrating.  As her face twists in concentration, there are small ripples of Doc's dragon colors.  With a small grunt of effort Doc suddenly springs into their dragon shape and Deer stumbles back in surprise-

[Doc] is a little dazed- I suspected as much, that was well done, especially for a first try.

[Deer] Wobbles- I feel very light headed now...

[Doc] But you did it, that's the important thing. That could be a crucial move if one the dragons is going berserk for some reason.

[Deer] - I suppose...  Oh look, the ground wants to say hello- Falls to the ground into Doc's spunk

[Doc] Shit! Deerheart! -Xe scoops her up gently in hir paws and checks her over -

[CP] Snickers a little-

[Doc] is just licking hir mate clean - I'll remember that next time you pass out from exaustion Cp

[CP] - And how often does that happen?

[Doc] I guess it depends on whether you keep that sword close to you since you haven't learned to control the energy I gave you.

[CP] Stiffens once more-

[Doc] I think you forget you aren't the only one that can hurt people with words- Xe cradles Deerheart close to hir chest

[CP] - Shut it...

[Doc] So are you even going to try to control it? Or did you just give up?

[CP] - The thing's been doing weird things lately....  It'll attach itself for awhile and then fly off for a little while

[Doc] I take it you haven't tried following it? Maybe it's looking for something to mate with like the Gastly did?

[CP] - Why would it want to mate?  There's nothing around that even looks like it?

[Doc] I don't know, it is a sort of animal. Maybe it's just bored because you never let it battle any other pokemons?

[CP] - I'd rather be the judge of where my sword goes rather than letting it decide by itself...

[Doc] But it wants to fight. They all do. Lost Silver would love to battle you. Make something out of that Shuppet too, I've seen what they become, it's nightmare fuel, and perfectly suits your style.

[CP] Groans-

[Doc] What? Go blow off some steam. I fail to see how ordering something to kick the crap out of something else would not make you smile

[Lie] Comes from the direction of the bar with Flux. She can see that something has happened- Oh now what!

[CP] - Because I'm not the one beating the crap out of something

[Doc] oh for fucks sake, just wield it then. It's a sword, go next door and slay some mobs on a wild seed.

[CP] - But humans are so much more fun to kill!

[Lie] - CP I did not just hear that!

[Flux] Is standing back, observing as usual-

[Lie] - Doc, do I want to know what happened this time?

[Doc] Cp kicked me in the nuts because he's immature

[Lie] Sighs and shakes her head a little- Really CP?

[CP] - They were pissin me off!

[Flux] Notices Deer- Is everything alright with her?

[Doc] She's asleep. The good news is that we found out Deerheart can force a transformation on anyone who has a second shape. She did it perfectly on the first try but passed out right after.

[Flux] - Her energy is low?

[Doc] Yes, I guess so. Her hearts and food bar seem to be at normal levels

[Flux] - I see, I would expect then that plants may grow a bit more slowly while her energy is low

[Doc] Should I do anything specific to help? Or does she just need to rest?

[Flux] - Rest alone should be enough

[Lie] Rubs the bridge of her nose in an attempt to keep her headache over CP's actions at bay- Sometimes CP I really wish I could slap you

[Doc] Then I'll just watch over her like I always do - Xe sits back on hir haunches so Xe can hold hir lover on hir belly more easily

[Doc] you could always do what normal human women do? No sex if he doesn't behave.

[Lie] - No, he's used to me holding out anyways...

[Doc] Why would you hold out? I thought he was good in bed? He's got the anatomy for it.

[CP] - She still gets super flustered and nervous

[Doc] Lie? I mean I know he's physically stronger then you, but is there another issue here?

[Lie] - Er, well, uh no...- Starts getting really flustered and her voice gets quieter

[CP] Motions towards Lie- This is what happens

[Doc] Lie? You know... I mean I know you like sex... If you want some touchie wine you're welcome to it, we always have plenty at my house.

[Lie] Embarressed squeak-

[CP] - Don't get me wrong, coming up with ways to encourage and convince her can be fun, especially when I can watch her squirm

[Doc] is already wiggling hir claws and sending a chat to Steve to take a few bottles and leave them in Lies mudroom trunk

[Lie] - CP NOT HELPING!

[Doc] I guess if you're okay with that Lie? I mean, I'm not going to tolerate people being forced into anything sexual against their wills.

[Lie] - I know, and I know it always takes some convincing on my end.  I really don't know why I'm like this though...

[Doc] Well... You guys are sharing parts of your minds, have you asked Cp to see if you've repressed any early memories?

[Lie] - Noooooo, I highly doubt I have any repressed memories though...

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[CP] - Smile is actually pretty good at finding those...

[Doc] The dog? Wait... Does he use them to give people personalized  nightmares or something?

[CP] - No, he just personally haunts people's dreams.  But he likes digging around

[CP] - Although his victim does already have to be asleep, and it surprisingly doesn't work if I'm the one who tells them to sleep

[Doc] I'm having a rather unpleasant thought Lie... have there been any odd deaths in your immediate family? Prior to Cp kidnapping you?

[Lie] - Not that I can remember...  Although there were many near deaths with my brother...  Why?

[Doc] I'm wondering if you had some kind of early brush with a creepypasta at a tender age and that somehow made you acceptable as a creepypastas mate.

[CP] - I'm guessing you're thinking of this because of Aven?

[Doc] No, Aven makes perfect sense. Aven is half creepypasta herself. I'm thinking it because touching someone who is afraid and trying to escape is a good way to scare them even more. It's also a traumatic enough occurance that it could be blocked out entirely if you were very young. It would be a good reason for your aversion to being touched in general.

[CP] - Splender would be able to tell...

[Doc] But would he have looked? And if Slender knew, I doubt he would say.

[CP] - Splender can look, it's an ability all Slender beings have.  They can look into the minds of others, mess up their memories or erase them completely

[Doc] I know he can, but I could look down in the water over there and count the squids too. I'm not going too, but I could.

[CP] - Oh for fucks sake Doc, I'm saying we can go there now and he can check for us!

[Doc] Oh, okay. - Xe shuffles around for a minute and just decides to stump along on hir hind legs to keep a hold of Deerheart. - Lead on.

[CP] Darts over to Lie and picks her up and carries her while flying-

[Flux] - Is just standing there being left behind.  With a shrug she decides to go observe Stevie

[Doc] Checks to see if Flux is following - Flux? You can come with us.

[Flux] - Ah, no, that's alright, I'll be fine here

[CP] Just keeps flying with lie-

[Doc] Okay, you be safe and come home when you're done okay?

[Flux] - I will

[Doc] Follows under Cp -

[Splender] Is playing outside with Sally  while EJ grumbles in the doorway-

[Doc] Walks up a bit awkwardly and settles down near them before laying Deerheart on hir coils - Hey Splender, Sally. [Doesn't see Ej]

[Splender] - Doc!  Hello!

[Sally] - Hi!

[CP] - Splender, we need you to do something...

[Splender] - Oh?  What is it?

[Doc] I have a theory Splender, and you may be the key to disproving or proving it. Can you look in Lie's mind and see if she had any encounters or close calls with creepypastas before Cp grabbed her?

[Splender] - Perhaps, but didn't you say some of her memories were removed by a god?

[Doc] Yes, but he only took her good memories. Somehow I think if it's causing the problem I'm investigating, I don't think it will be a nice memory. It may have been created at a very young age and repressed entirely in her adult mind.

[Splender] - I see, well I'll take a look.  Do you mind Miss Lie?  I will need a direct connection to your mind...

[Lie] - Oh, uh, sure...- CP sets her down and she stands in front of Splender.

[Splender] Reaches forwards and touches the sides of Lie's head before focusing his power.  Lie starts to feel very fuzzy and light headed as a soft buzz fills her mind-

[CP] Shifts nervously-

[EJ] Creeps a bit closer in interest-

[Splender] After several moments pulls away from Lie with a slight growl-

[CP] Darts forwards to catch Lie as her legs give out from under her-

[Doc] Notices Ej belatedly and gives him a calculating look before hugging Deerheart closer

[Doc] What was the noise for Splender? Was it something bad?

[Splender] - It was a not very distinct memory, but she did encounter a pasta in the past, my brother Offender

[Doc] Shudders in disgust - somehow I suspected as much. Cp now at least you can put a name to the source of some of your frustrations.

[Splender] - It wasn't directed at her specifically, but she witnessed him taking a victim

[Doc] Somehow I think even that could be traumatic. I exchanged less then five words with the guy and it made me want to aggressively scrub myself with lava.

[Splender] - It was brief, as she and her mother passed an alley way, he was down it

[Doc] Grimaces- I just hate rape, it's such a horrible thing to do to someone.

[Splender] - I know...  And she was so young in witnessing it, but I also saw that she got off feelings from her brother

[Doc] Always best to trust your instincts. And there's always the chance that Insanity briefly saw something in her that it wanted and subtly guided Cp to choose her.

[CP] Growls darkly at the thought-

[Doc] Ironic that she'd grow to be a light that burns what was seeking to consume her.

[Splender] - She what?

[Doc] You saw what she did with your brother Slender. The angel that stole Lj's box for us also gave her a gift, the white, purging fire that protected her.

[Splender] - Oh, I think I remember that, but I was more focused on brother...

[Doc] That's understandable. - Is still side-eyeing Ej.

[Splender] - Doc?  What's wrong?

[Doc] My own mate is low on energy and passed out, I'm just... paranoid...

[Splender] Spots EJ- Ah, I see.  EJ, why don't you go get something for our guests to drink?

[EJ] - Why me?

[Splender] - EJ...  Do it...

[Doc] I'm good, thank you though.

[Splender] - Are you sure?

[Doc] Is holding a position more fitting for Endrea's body shape, and Deerheart is just visible next to hir haunches, partly covered with hir tail fluff. - He doesn't have to serve me, it only gives him more reason to dislike me. Just as long as he stays at a respectful distance while Deerheart is down.

[Splender] - Okay, I'm just trying to be polite

[Doc] Relaxes a little- Okay, I'm just... it's been a tough day. I'm a bit stressed out.

[Splender] Gives a small pulse of happy energy in Doc's direction-

[Doc] Feels it wash over hir like a bit of smoke and breathes it in. - Thank you. Can we do anything for Lie? Or is she just disoriented from you being in her head? And will she remember what she saw when she comes around?

[Splender] - Do you think she should remember?  I left it as it was...

[Doc] I don't know. I don't think I should make that decision. Remembering might only give her nightmares. Maybe we should just tell her the gist with very few details and see what she wants to do?

[Splender] - You are the doctor, I'll trust your judgement

[Doc] She deserves to know. But seeing it again first-hand will be up to her.

[CP] Has Lie curled in his arms, protectively hunched over her-

[Doc] Is long enough in the neck to lay hir head down in front of them, and whisper- Lie?

[Lie] Hums a little and curls into CP-

[Doc] Lie,are you awake? I need to talk to you.

[Lie] - Give me a bit more time, ead still feels really staticky...

[Doc] Do you want one of my healing potions?

[Lie] - No, I should be fine in a few minutes...

[Doc] Ah, that's good.

[Sally] Tugs on Splender's legs- Splendy?  When can I go home?

[Splender] Looks down- When your papa Splendy says it's okay sweety

[Doc] Have you gotten a chance to play with the village kids yet Sally?

[Sally] Nods- Uh huh!

[Doc] Are you getting bored, or is it just a little homesickness?

[Sally] Shifts a little- I wanna be home, but I know the SCP is a bunch of big meanies

[Doc] Yeah, I don't like them either. They tried to arrest me and Lie once. Just for being digital.

[Splender] - They're like that, they want to contain what they don't understand, and most of the time they have good reason to, most will just kill and are brainless.  Some are just odd, and those that are useful or harmless are allowed to wander their facilities.  Those that require a more...  fresh kind of food are fed death row inmates

[Doc] Good gods... I still plan on avoiding them at all costs. I'm nobodies lab rat.

[Splender] - The digital pasta's are our best weapon against them, mostly because there's a sentient yet murderous computer in one of the compounds which they can communicate with

[Doc] Their very own pet GLADOS. Wonderful. Ugh.

[Splender] - It's a very old computer.  But enough about them, they are certainly downers

[Doc] Heh, too bad we couldn't trick some of the more malevolent NOTCH AI's into picking a fight with their computer. Cp's could certainly give them a headache.

[Doc] Although.... I'm having a devious thought, maybe someone should stop me.

[Deer] Is still out of it-

[Doc] I could gift their computer a copy of Minecraft with some of Cp's code traces on a saved seed and see if I can trick Cp's NOTCH into it. That could start some fireworks...

[CP] - Would it give me a chance to kill that bastard?

[Doc] You might get to sit back and watch the SCP's computer rip him apart. Failing that, the computer might hurt him badly enough for you to finish the job. And if he damages their computer, all the better for us as well.

[CP] - Doc, that computer is our way in if one of us gets captured, we don't want to destroy it

[Doc] You do realize that anyone I've fixed can escape from anywhere by killing themselves right? They'd respawn here.

[CP] - It's not a actual entity though, it's literally a nineties style computer

[Doc] REALLY? What an antique. Haha, and it's sentient? That's like the plot of a bad 80's movie.

[CP] - Yeah well, remember Y2K?  It was the source of that and almost succeeded if the SCP hadn't gotten to it

[Doc] Why don't they just unplug it? Wait nevermind. This is humans we're talking about.

[CP] - Because it's of interest to them and can observe it

[Doc] Oh, well. It's probably too shitty to run Minecraft then anyway. It's a fun thought though.

[Doc] I am going to help you with your NOTCH Cp. I just need something I'm currently missing to pull it off. At least you're safe in the meantime, and you know the truth about him now.

[CP] That shuts CP up real fast-

[Doc] Actually that raises a question as well. Splender? Would you be willing to help Cp in a fight? Your blasts are super painful to us digital types and it wouldn't be on this seed so you'd be free to wreck it up.

[Splender] - Fighting isn't really my thing...

[CP] - He won't fight unless he gets pissed off

[Doc] Oh, well, the NOTCH in question did try to delete Cp, nearly ripping him apart. It also tricked him into thinking his own father betrayed him. It turned his brother against him and hurt his actual father so greviously that he died just as Cp was reunited with him. Any chance you have a taste for revenge at least? This NOTCH is a real monster in game, but you might be able to just blow him to bits.

[Splender] Starts tearing up- That's so sad!

[Doc] Gives him a gentle nuzzle. Xe speaks quietly - I know. That's why I put up with Cp's crap. I know he's been hurt so badly, everything is all bottled up and ready to explode. And he's no match for the one who hurt him. It's like Offenders rapes, the power that was taken from him is something that's not easily regained.

[Splender] Is openly sobbing now-

[Doc] Gathers Splender next to hir and curls around him and Deerheart- Shhhh.

[EJ] - Great, he's not gonna stop for hours now

[Doc] Then I'll stay right here with him until he's done.

[EJ] - Oh joy

[Lie] - Wha...  What happened?

[Doc] I told him specifically what happened to Cp because of his NOTCH.

[Lie] - Oh...  Okay, did you guys find anything in my memories?

[Doc] Yeeees... and I don't think you'll be happy about it. Splender left it buried but he told me what it was.

[Lie] - Oh....

[Doc] It's up to you if you want to be told.

[Lie] - I...  I don't know...

[Doc] Then I will simply say that your hang-up with being touched is justified and leave it at that.

[Lie] - Oh... Okay...- Snuggles closer to CP's warmth

[BEN] Keeps cooing at Hyrule as he carries his son-

[gem] -is carrying aven who is sleeping and eddy and Edward-

[BEN] - This still seems so surreal...

[gem] having a baby with someone you love more then anything?

[BEN] - Yeah...

[gem] I guess anyone could say that about something they never expected to happen.

[BEN] - Yeah, but we never had babies at the manor...

[gem] well now your a dad. you and aven make a great couple.

[BEN] Offers Hyrule is finger-

[gem] you know there are a lot of things at this point seem to surreal for me as well.

[BEN] - Like what?

[gem] eddy and Edward being alive, seeing aven again after she died, being here with so many amazing and nice people I could go on about all the little things I never thought would happen but did.

[BEN] - I guess the same could be said of me, I've been surrounded by nothing but death for so long, and yet here I've made a life

[gem] would you say it's better or not?

[BEN] - I...  I suppose better?

[gem] I can't wait for hyrule to me older I can see you and aven teaching him videogames and playing with him outside.

[BEN] - I wonder if he'll end up with any of my powers...

[gem] maybe, after all he has you and aven's eyes.

[BEN] - Yeah, he does...  Heh, I get the feeling we'll be playing Zelda's lullabye to him a lot

[gem] -giggles at the cute thought-

-There's a swoosh of wings from above and Gk comes level with them. -

[GK] Out for a bit of flying Gem? Whaa! Hey! Is that the new tot?

[BEN] - Shush!  You'll make him cry!

[GK] Oh! Sorry man. Geeze that's a tiny little thing.

[gem] I would love to but I should at lest get aven home first.

[BEN] Is now fussing over the baby-

[hyrule] -is crying it's clear his tears are made of blood-

[BEN] - Shhh, shh, It's okay...  Daddy's here

[Gk] I was just gonna trail you. With Endrea busy the skies are pretty empty. Whoah! Is he okay? That looks like blood!

[BEN] - Yeah, my tears are blood as well so I'm not too worried...

[gem] so are aven's so I would say it's normal

[aven] -starts so stir in her sleep-

[Gk] Oh, okay. Weird.

[GK] Aven looks out of it. Did the kid not just pop in like a Testificate?

[gem] yes it did but she had pain first.

[Gk] That's rough. Eggs are where it's at. Speaking of such, Doc gave me three of them cased to walk. I feel like I'm carrying time bombs.

[gem] mine hatched and scared ben with a squirt of water.

[Gk] Water?! What the nether kind of Ender dragon likes water?

[BEN] - A horrible one

[gem] we found it in a end filled with water and mermaid Enderman so a water based one.

[Gk] Just laughs- Well I guess some variety is nice at least. I was kinda feeling like a freak with all the regular dragons around.

[BEN] Is rocking Hyrule back and forth-

[Gk] I wonder if the little guy will be scared of water too?

[hyrule] -has clamed down the blood tears have left streaks-

[BEN] - We will keep him away from all water

[BEN] Wipes away the tears-

[Gk] You gotta keep his ass clean BEN, he'll get sick if you let him be dirty.

[gem] maybe he wont be scared?

[Gk] Gonna be a bitch to take care of if he is.

[BEN] Whines a little- No water

[Gk] Ah, chill out

[gem] I will help bathe him so you wont have to deal with water.

[BEN] Growls a little- Ours

[Gk] Ha! Gem is second best babysitter!

[BEN] Is holding Hyrule very protectively-

[gem] aw protective daddy.

[GK] Not even if she bathes the baby so you guys can go bang BEN?

[BEN] Hisses-

[Gk] Well Lah-de-dah.

[gem] ben calm down because if I don't bathe him you and aven are going to have to give him lava baths.

[BEN] - Nooo!  No bathes!

[gem] hyrule needs baths to stay healthy

[BEN] - But...  But...

[Gk] mischevious- And so do you Dirty Dan.

[BEN] - I do not!

[GK] does a happy little roll in the air as he laughs.

[gem] do I have to drag you down to the lava bathroom?

[GK] Wiggles his hooves in obvious griefer glee.

[BEN] - Nuuuuuuu!

[gem] I bet aven will take one with you if we wake her up.

[Gk] Hawt. Hahah

[gem] in both temperature and sexiness.

[BEN] - I am not letting go of Hyrule...

[gem] you could put him in the cradle.

[BEN] - No

[GK] Is just watching with interest. - He's like a daddy dragon. Not gonna let go of that little one.

[gem] -looks at ben- you can't hold him forever.

[aven] -finally wakes up enough but is still very groggy- what's going on?

[BEN] - They're trying to tell us to bathe

[Gk] Headed home in your friends arms new mama

[gem] in lava not water.

[aven] yea I guess I am but ben it's not that bad to be in lava it's not water at least.

[BEN] - But it still feels liquidy!

[aven] it feels more like puddy then liquid.

[BEN] Still whining-

[aven] do you want to be in there with you?

[BEN] - How about we don't bathe at all?

[aven] how about we do.

[BEN] - But somebody has to watch the baby!

[aven] gem can do it.

[Gk] I can do it

[BEN] - But...  But...  But...

[aven] no butts except yours and mine in the tub. I trust these two can handle hyrule.

[GK] Hell to the yeah.

[BEN] Long whine-

[aven] -gem puts her down and she walk over to ben-  you can whine all you want but we are still going to take a bath.

[BEN] - Not if I don't hand the baby over...

[gem] -hands aven a stack of fire resistance potions and a stack of magma creams-

[aven] -take them they holds her arms out- please give me hyrule.

[GK] Lands lightly with a little clop of hooves

[BEN] - Ah, but...- Is struggling for another excuse

[aven] I am not letting you out of this one.

[BEN] With a dejected sigh he hands Hyrule over-

[aven] -take hyrule before handing him off to gem who takes him with care-

[gem] ready to baby sit GK?

[Gk] Peeks over Gems shoulder to look at the baby. -yep.

[aven] -takes ben's hand and starts to tug him to the lava bathroom-

[Gk] He can't run, bite or throw fireballs, how hard can it be?

[BEN] Whimpers-

[gem] -starts to walk to ben and aven's house to bring hyrule to.-

[Gk] Oh, I gotta change don't I? You're going inside?

[gem] well yea what is hyrule going to live outside?

[Gk] Feh, we're just babysitting for a little while. And it's a nice day. Eh, whatever.

[Gk] Shrinks down to his human body, he's far shorter then Gem with a sour frown and an unkempt goatee - Being human sucks.

[gem] is it because you are small or because you rather be a dragon?

[Gk] Follows her- I'd rather be a dragon. I'm missing my wings and tail and my neck feels way too short. Having nubby fingers isn't much of a consolation.

[gem] -has the baby stuff set up in ben and aven's house and is visible as they enter-

[Gk] Lots fuzzy stuff in here. - Pokes a stuffed animal-

[gem] -places hyrule in the crib-  many soft things for baby hyrule.

[Gk] Makes a little grunt - Peeps really hooked you guys up with everything. Markus and them must have cleaned out a whole shop in the outside world for all this.

[gem] -looks around- they must of went to one small shop then.

[BEN] Is getting harder and harder to get towards the lava bath-

[aven] -is pulling him- I will get you into the bath with me if it's the last thing I do.

[BEN] - NOOOOOO!- Is growing stiff as a defense mechanism

[aven] -kisses ben on the lips to try and get him to relax-

[BEN] Does relax some-

[aven] -uses the opportunity to get him down the stairs to the room connected to the lava bathroom and the pokemon's rooms-

[BEN] Whimpers and whines-

[Gk] I hear whining. hehe

[gem] most likely ben.

[Gk] Is looking for a chair and ends up trying to lean on the wall instead. He yelps as he falls trhough the hidden opening. - DAMMIT

[gem] -looks over to where gk was- holy shit are you ok?

[Gk] Ow. I just fell. Dumb ass painting...

[gem] -goes thought the painting then down the ladder to where gk is- well this is new

[Gk] What? You didn't know this was here? It's your house.

[gem] aven must of hallowed out the tree it was solid when I built it.

[Gk] Well don't leave the baby, you poke around, I'll go back up to the top

[gem] ok I see what even is this.

-the room's walls have many chest going up it the chest are filled with thing like drops, tools, ores, and other things. it's clearly a large storage room-

[gem] -head back up- I think it's just a large storage room that explains where all of her mining ores go.

[GK] Why hide it? Is she scared of griefers?

[gem] it might just be that tree houses unless they are huge don't get more storage. she could also just like to keep this stuff safe when we were both human we had to deal with a lot of greifers when we played minecraft.

[Gk] Ah, lucky for you guys the griefers around here are mostly lazy fucks like me.

[gem] I think the last time we played together was nothing you would do or anyone it wasn't prank level it was pure evil.

[Gk] Why? What hapened?

[gem] at least one person came into a little town aven, me and a few other had took everything killed all the animals destroyed all our houses poured lava everywhere and the only supplies we had left was the ones we hide in the ground which was luckily our best stuff.

[Gk] Grumbles- You don't know how I used to be....

[gem] well true I don't but I know now you wouldn't do something like that.

[Gk] Oh hell no. Even if I wanted too I wouldn't. Not gonna shit in my own nest. I got a sweet deal here. And humans don't piss me off as much as they used too.

[gem] -offers hyrule one of the stuffed bears-

[hyrule] -grabs it's arm-

[Gk] He's got some details doesn't he? Itty little fingers.

[gem] I wonder if he will grow to be taller then ben and aven.

[Gk] I think we aint gonna find out for a while. You guys mature slow don't ya? Slower then Endrea did at least.

[gem] with the way he was born I wouldn't be surprised with a rapid growth.

[Gk] Those eyes are definetly interesting. And I wonder... since BEN is carrying the antivirus program for Insanity, I bet his kid might have it too.

[gem] i think he could being how something over wrote their dna to produce those eyes.

[Gk] Yeah, this will be interesting. I wonder is Slenderbutt will have a coniption fit when he finds out he's got a grand-kid?

[gem] i don't think ben doesn't even want him to know.

[Gk] Yeah, but somehow I think he's gonna know anyway. That Ej jerk will tattle I'm sure.

[gem] i don't think any of us will give hyrule up with out a fight.

[Gk] Give up nothing. I don't think the bastard will try and take him away. Just infect him. And it might not even be possible

[BEN] Has firmly planted his feet at the edge of the tub and is refusing to move-

[aven] -has left ben there so she can get out of her clothes and get a fire resistance potion before chugging it and then hitting him with a splash one and trying to lightly pull ben in-

[BEN] Very quietly- Nuuuuuuu...

[aven] -tries to get him to come in with the promise of boobs-

[BEN] Really wants to follow but is hesitating-

[aven] come on ben just you and me. Get in here before I get you in here myself.

[BEN] Leans as far over as he can to touch Aven without getting in the lava-

[aven] -backs up so she is against the far wall so he can touch her at all- if you want it come get it.

[BEN] - But it feels to liquidy!

[aven] -tries to quickly reach over and yank him in-

[BEN] Yelps as Aven grabs him and pulls him in.  He's immediately trying to get out-

[aven] -trys to hold him in a hug so he can't- ben forget everything else just focuses on me.

[BEN] Long whine-

[aven] -tries to move his face so she is facing her only her- just look at me.

[BEN] Is whimpering-

[aven] -is getting lava in their hair-

[BEN] Is very tense and ready to bolt-

[aven] -kisses him-

[BEN] Whimpers into the kiss but does press a bit closer-

[aven] -doesn't break the kiss as she tries to get them both clean-

[BEN] Presses closer as he whines and nips at Aven's lip-

[aven] -manages to finish getting the both clean then pulls them out of the tub-

[BEN] Forgets the kiss and bolts dor the main room-

[aven] -gets dressed then follows ben then starts to drag him up stairs- lets go check on gk, gem, and hyrule.

[BEN] - OUR KID!- Tries running while Aven is still holding him

[aven] -loses his hand as he runs go get hyrule-

[Gk] Is just sitting on a block watching Hyrule wiggle around in his crib.

[BEN] - HYRULE!

[Gk] grins- Wrong game ding dong-

[gem] -giggles and makes air quotes on save- ben is the hero of time come to save hyrule.

[BEN] - Oh shut it!

[Gk] Is snorting with laughter - He's certainly enthusiastic

[aven] -catches up and kisses ben on the cheek before getting hyrule out of his crib- thank you two for watching him

[Gk] Hey, no prob. This is easy shit.

[gem] I think ben will be more of the one to look after being his over protective parent thing he has going on.