#REAL MAIL!
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Fandom friends are the best. Thanks bestie, @lickthecowhappy , for this awesome postcard that took way too long to get to me but brightened my day immensely when I received it.
Art by the amazing @illustoryart . I bought a digital set of ineffable husbands works and have one as my background on my phone - check out their blog for more goodies. The detailing is delicious.
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Whar does rpf mean 💔💔💔
historians aren't quite sure. Albert Einstein's last words were "rpf is fine" and we've been searching ever since
#i make yet anothet post just for me 👍#we have mail :]#(it means real-person-fic. as in real person fanfiction)#(most rpf is about the real people's personas. think celebrities or sports or actors or youtubers)#(its technically about the real people- but the writing is more about the things we see in their public persona)#(and the jokes they make or the stories they tell)#1k#2k#3k#<- woke up today. to 999+ notifications#god free me#4k#5k
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i got an impossibly tiny metal model mail truck kit in my stocking & went into a fugue state until i'd finished assembling it. welcome to the world my beautiful son otto mobile who has every disease
#cc#charlie vs mail#tiny things#much like a real life LLV it was slapped together with metal plates & prayer#you can't see the cockpit in the photos (it's got a seat w/ a tiny orange belt a steering wheel a dashboard fan & a rack w/ 2 mail trays)#i broke the mail tray rack and painstakingly repaired it w/ extra strips of foil from the template cards#in true postal service fashion why replace something when you can put a bandaid on it#of all the LLV merch USPS has available i feel that this it the truest representation of our brave little toasters#in that it is bent & scratched & janky as heeeeeellllllll#i love it so much.#hall of fame#y'all really like the metal earth LLV model huh
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I'M NOT YOUR DOLL AND I'LL THINK FOR MYSELF AND I'LL LIVE FOR MYSELF
#welcome home#welcome home puppet show#eddie dear#senjart#so#so. SO!#SO ABOUT TODAY'S UPDATE. WELL.#WELLLLLL!#eddie is happy. eddie is happy!#so excited for eddie's lobotomy arc#I have many MANY thoughts about today's update. by far the best one I should say#so much implications of the situation the puppets are in#how sally is so.... harsh towards eddie#and we got shown him having an outburst when hes left alone and doesnt know what to do#like he's so underappreciated but. delivering mails and making papercrafts are all he knows#his reison de'tre#his depersonalization on the armchair during the advertisement segment AND how frank reacted to it#he dropped the ''mr dear'' pretenses and called him ''eddie'' in such a concerned voice#AND MY GOD. RED FLAGS EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!!!#PUPPET ON THE STRING THEORY REAL? SCRIPTS THEORY REAL? OR AM I JUST TWEAKING#HMMM HMMMMMMMMM#ANYWAYS I'LL THINK OF MORE STUFF TO ADD HERE ONCE IM NO LONGER SLEEPY
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august
#my art#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#yuji itadori#megumi fushiguro#itafushi#fanart#jjk fanart#jujutsu kaisen fanart#megumi#yuuji#quick bg study based off a picture i took of my mailbox!!! went 2 check the mail thought the light was rly pretty n had a Vision#also fate is cruel and i live surrounded by hydrangea bushes so like . yanno.#exposure therapy and all that#real talk tho i am so well equipped w hydrangea brushes now this took no time at all . u do not scare me anymore.#what did take a long time was getting a fond expression on the TINIEST YUUJI HE IS SO SMALL#HES LIKE 3 PIXELS WIDE#ik its not a char-centric piece but i still wanted his face 2 look okay#and that was so difficult when hes so far in the bg comparatively GJHKGFKJS#i also wanted to caption this w fv lyrics from june gloom#but then i learned that camilla whatshername has a song w th same name and i could not take that risk#my music taste may b questionable but i have standards#anyway uhhhhhh if hell freezes over and some1 recognizes where i live based off itfs loitering by my mailbox pls donot doxx me thank u <3
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guys, i think the hermits are going to accidentally start a prank war again. because just like last time, a game of telephone has begun. first, false made iskall's build into ''false beans,'' her shop from the previous season. however, to give herself plausible deniability, she signs it with "love, Joel. x" due to his username, smallishbeans.
next, iskall sees this, and completely believes it. he thinks it was joel who pranked him, and as he says to pearl while showing off the sign, which he kept even after tearing the prank down, "joel gave me a kiss." in his most recent video, he pranks joel by sending him loads of anonymous messages in order to completely spam and fill his inbox, preventing him from getting any more mail, with notes such as "thinking about you. x"
of course, joel is going to have absolutely no context for this, because he didn't make the initial prank. so who is joel going to assume sent him all those messages while he was away on holiday? well, i have a guess.
etho.
#hermitcraft#joel smallishbeans#iskall85#ethoslab#falsesymmetry#was gonna include in the post but it made it way too long that the other option is he misreads the ''x'' as xisuma signing his name#and thinks. well god now xisuma is obsessed with me too?#like wrong person buddy iskall is apparently the obsessed one now#genuinely the funniest thing is that joel is away on holiday so he will have no idea these messages all came at once.#he might think someone just like really missed him over the course of several days dskjhf#and also this is ignoring the fact that any REAL MAIL people send him will despawn and be lost forever which will possibly#result in more chaos like whyd you never reply to my mail joel :c#this is not even scratching the surface of the possible prank war also this is one tiny branch of everything. not even getting into#the hermit statues and who's been building them etc etc#sorry this situation is just so. it's sooo.
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For the first time in history, we are pleased to announce that the state of Kansas is formally recognizing Ace Week!!!
#Ace week#Ace week 2024#asexual awareness week#asexual awareness week 2024#kansas#laura kelly#asexual#asexuality#asexual community#asexual pride#ace pride#ace#aces#ace community#proclamation#LGBTQIA+#Queer#This is real we actually have these official documents sitting on our dining room table that the governor mailed to us after signing#When we got Aromantic Spectrum Awareness Week recognized earlier this year people on the internet didn't believe it was real#I'm an activist whose spoken at international conferences#been written about in 2 books#and my podcast has charted in 59 countries#I also just live in Kansas and Laura Kelly is my Governor whom I personally made this proclamation request to#I promise I have no graphic design skills and couldn't fake this if I wanted to#If it's not made out of human hair I probably didn't make it
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peace n love on th planet cat (all are prints! for ur loves! link )
#mine#huhuehee...crochet cat print is like. not th paper i thought i selected its like. so soft.#will probably do a big update ina couple months. gna try n get sm stickers !!!!!!!!!!!!#i did look into cards but theyre so EXPENSIVE!! i might jus do like. real postcards u can actually mail#i think im jus gna. make pritns of drawings as i do them. doing drawings specfically 2 make prints of them makes brain melt#anyway ive had a good day. finally managed 2 mail stuff aaa!!!#im not 100% if im meant 2 yet but i mean. i could purchase th postage so i guess its fine ? who knows#im gna play sm rain world now >:) i hope u hve a nice evenin
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In news of "Things that happened to me that sound like Creepypasta bullshit," I was told I had received a package that in fact did not come to my door by the UPS tracking site, and when I clicked on the photo they supposedly took to prove they'd delivered it, all I got was this specific ominous red gradient:
Like, fuck me, they sent it to the pain dimension I guess!
#real life#i am not making this up#ups#quantum fiber#they sent the package#i normally don't have mail sent here because of this specific genre of bullshit
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i NEED to know nille's reaction to the whole. yknow. looping in time thing. shakes you /lh
(after a few hours) "the dying bit was kinda punk rock though how many times did you die?"
#isat#isat siblings au#isat au#in stars and time#isat nille#isatbonnie#isat siffrin#siffrin#isat isabeau#isat odile#isat mirabelle#HI ANON HELLO I LOVE GETTING ANONS. anons are like letters to me you understand. like im getting real life mail. it rules#pato art
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Liking Mello is not enough, I need to join the mob
#man i'm so sad today is THE day#I miss him like he's real#Mello#death note matt#mello death note#death note mello#mihael keehl#mello x reader#mihael keehl x reader#death note#death note headcanons#wammy boys x reader#wammy boys#wammys house#mafia mello#mail jeevas#matt death note
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Talon jacking off with both hands like he's strangling an eel
#HELLO?#anonymous#skunk mail#WRONG BLOG TRY THE OTHER ONE#real talonheads know he *****'* **** *** *** *****#wjo said that#good ask
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this fucking guy / fuck mello's stupid baka life
#death note#my art#meronia#mello death note#mello#mihael keehl#near#near death note#near dn#mello dn#nate river#matt death note#matt dn#mail jeevas#<- near and mello may have the stupidest aliases but matt has the worst real name. god#anyway#this lil matt design was so fun >:)
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Regulus getting so wet
i've been thinking a lot about reg getting off on james manhandling him, holding him down. like him pressing reg’s face down into the mattress with a firm hand between his shoulder blades, every breath of reg's turning into muffled gasps against the fabric. james can rearrange his limbs so effortlessly: he might pull reg's hands behind his back, throw a leg over his shoulder, or even hold up his body weight to practically bend him in half—whatever james wants.
sometimes, he'll grip regulus' jaw, forcing reg to lock eyes with him while he drives into him deep. other times, james will pull out, his hands pressing indents into reg's waist as he flips him like it's nothing, before fucking right back in, relentless.
and at first, it wasn’t even a conscious thing, james was literally just throwing him around to get him where he wanted. but now? after he’s seen the way reg’s eyes glaze over? how, if he reached down and felt, reg would be fucking dripping? yeah, james is leaning into it. he’s forcing reg’s twitching hips into the mattress, then grinding his thigh up between his legs, slow and deliberate. “oh, baby you’re soaked,” james teases. and reg is just whining, pathetic. no comebacks, no words at all, really. because it's true—wetness seeping through his boxers onto james' thigh as he continues to hold him down, refusing to let him move. <3
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For the sketch stuff -
Precious baby mieu!!!
THE mascot character ever
#ok this is the actual last one i'm doing for real this time#i just couldn't resist the baby...#tales of the abyss#mieu#tota#my art#mail
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elfilin smells like shit
forgotten kirby facts 420 elfilin smells like fucking SHIT!!!!!!
(source)
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