#READ THE BOOK OF LOOOOOOOOOOOVE

[kidstemplatte]

random papa headcanons

i genuinely don’t know where this came from haha. they range from zodiac signs to hobbies to mental health so sorry for the inconsistency lol. please enjoy <3

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primo

- primo is one of the most kind and caring people to exist in the world. he’s very intelligent as well- he has a mind suited for many jobs. sometimes he wonders what he would’ve done if he didn’t follow in his father’s footsteps.

- he’s a great writer in all regards- poetry, essays, speeches, all of it. he did exceptionally in school and was very humble.

-primo is great at conflict resolution. he’s direct and efficient but considerate of people’s feelings as well.

-generally pretty healthy mentally but has struggled with depression periodically throughout his life.

-i don’t think primo ever planned to be a father, he didn’t even think it was possible considering his responsibilities. but as he got older and reflected upon his life he regrets that he never had children.

- we all know about primo’s legendary garden, but his next project he’s dreaming of is an orphanage in the clergy. or just to overall encourage more inclusion of children :,) (when appropriate ofc haha)

- a hopeless romantic deep down.

-virgo/libra.

secondo

-secondo is a great artist. he likes painting landscapes and scenery. hes also really good at drawing buildings/ architecture. when he was younger he thought maybe he’d be an architect. some of his paintings are hanging around the clergy but nobody knows they’re his.

- good at math but doesn’t enjoy it persay.

- reads a lot of classic novels (and romance books lol) if he’s reading something trashy in public he’ll switch the cover so he isn’t judged and can maintain his reputation ☠️

-i think he’s struggled with depression throughout his life that’s beyond situational. even when he was at his peak, something chemically in his brain just wouldn’t let him fully soak it in.

-extroverted but very distant simultaneously. has a hard time getting vulnerable with people.

-smokes a lot of weed. i think all the papas do tbh

-huge music connoisseur (prestigious metalhead) (will say “name 5 songs” if he sees you wearing a band shirt)

-biiiiiiig leo/capricorn energy.

terzo

- terzo has adhd for sure lmao. he was never diagnosed though.

- he was the walking stereotype for ADHD as a kid: a rambunctious and high-energy boy who struggled in class.

-terzo is very intelligent, though. he just never cared about school too much. he was good at talking his way out of trouble.

-terzo is incredible sensitive to rejection. so much so that he would have a very very hard time confessing his romantic feelings towards someone. (feelings that move beyond sexual attraction)

- his hypersexuality, though he genuinely just loves sex, is often a subconscious quest for dopamine and validation.

- he has a very kind heart, goes out of his way to make people laugh if he sees they’re struggling.

- loooooooooooves to watch reality tv or anything full of drama.

-either a scorpio or a gemini.

-very active online. he’s a little obsessed with reading fan forums and posts. but he also just loves the internet in general

-i think he was the most interactive with fans, he would respond to fan mail most frequently. when he got horny mail from someone he would often respond with equally something equally risqué ☠️but of course when the subject matter was serious or heartfelt he would respond genuinely.

copia

- copia drew comics when he was younger and still does. over time they’ve evolved from mystical stories to simple doodles to get him through the day.

- sometimes he’s a little forgetful and mixes up his papers, so when he confidently hands his mother a comic strip she’s featured in, it’s a little awkward.

- copia loves animals, and he always has. he was afraid of dogs (specifically bigger ones) when he was younger, though. he also likes birds and can identify most species. (so can primo!)

- copia had a little bit of ocd throughout his childhood that’s lessened up over time.

-he also has generalized anxiety that’s lessened after he’s become papa which is shocking

- he has inattentive adhd. he’s an exceptional worker despite his negative symptoms because he pushes himself so hard to succeed. but sometimes he gets a little burnt out and forgets to rest, or spirals into an unmotivated state.

-we all know he’s a huge dork, so to elaborate upon that: he likes star wars, star trek, dc, and comics of all sorts.

-he has a funko pop collection in his office (including one of himself LOL)

-i think he’s a gemini and i’m so passionate about this. that or a pisces.

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thanks for reading yall :,)) i have more stuff coming up i promise i’m just not able to work as frequently due to school!! i hope you enjoyed.

<3, alice

[lggy]

mys/mcd characters that age regress. in my heart.

warning this has a little angst

mys aaron: almost entirely involuntary, it comes on when he's triggered or under extreme stress. he's nonverbal and prefers quietly curling up to his care giver and sulking until they comfort and cheer him up. he can end up like that for a few hours to almost lasting a few days, and hes extremely clingy and needy and avoids eye contact. aaron likes quiet tactile play from his childhood like building legos and playing with pokemon cards. on the rare chance that aaron can talk, he will go on and on and on and on about video game lore and facts. his cg will need a stack of emergency gaming magazines for him to read up on even if theyre decades old. you will familiarize yourself with the top 50 hardest jrpg bosses by the time its bedtime

mcd dante: loves roughhousing and playing with sticks and most of all feeling protected. he needs lots and lots of reassurance and comfort. do not leave him alone. in his older years past the timeskip, he still partakes in it every now and then, especially after his daughter was born. he gets really into teacup party with nekoette while kc brings them little tiny cakes

mcd malachi: he lived 900 years as a young child of course he regresses. ever since becoming human and being able to grow up in the past 18 years has felt like his life flashing before his eyes and the existentialism and grief of it sometimes gets to him so much that levin or zoey has to coax him back into his safe zone. zoey and malachi are extremely important to each other as they're going through the same thing that everyone else with shorter life-spans just cant comprehend. but on a lighter note, malachi loves reading books and looooooooooove playing with dolls. he absolutely loves animals too and knows 100000 animal facts. levin loves to care for him just as much. although malachi is aging, levin will always be young at heart with him together.

mcd levin: mostly stuff above but heres some more: Levin needs his music box to sleeep!!! hes probably the littlest and most wholesome out of the characters i listed. loves saying mama and babytalk. zoey says her babies will always be her babies and he took that to heart

[toomuchracket]

Omg mads mentioning Eve Babitz and bday party in the same sentence?? I might die I love her books sm glad bday party girlie feels the same

she's a legend of course she's loved!! matty read some of her stuff too and enjoyed it - well, what he could understand amidst his girlfriend's scribbles in the margins lmao. but he won't complain about your annotations because he literally wrote inside your mind about you and just generally wants to hear everything you have to say. he loooooooooooves you lol <3

[dickarchivist]

Happy Birthday Week! 🎉

I guess what would be a good gift for each member of grave squad? I love these boys a lot and I’m sorry if this is something that’s answered in their lore somewhere. I just wanna give them presents honestly.

Thank you so much!!

Athena: oh I know this one! May I answer?

Dax, his hand lovingly on her head: of course, little one.

Athena, grinning wide: thank you!

Ghost likes anything to do with food and cooking! And if he says, "Oh no, no, that's too kind!" It means he reeeeeeally likes it! His most favorite thing he's ever gotten is from someone on a mission. We were at a village, and one of the locals gave him a handmade wooden spoon. Even when he's not cooking, when we have down time, he's holding it and playing with it.

Phantom loves handmade stuff. He really likes stuff he can wear. The whole reason he has pierced ears is because someone gave him earrings and he got so excited he asked them to pierce his ears for him right then and there!

Specter is a little harder to pin down, but I've found he really likes food gifts too! He teared up when Master Dax started keeping tea in The Crypt for him because he's allergic to caf. When I learned that Pantora has signature teas, I asked Miss Chuuchi to bring me some for him. Specs hugged us both real right for that one!

Banshee loves books! If you bring him your favorite books, he'll stop whatever he's reading just to read your book. He loves when you share music with him too!

Wraith loooooooooooves flowers. Bring him flower anything and he's an excited stammering mess! We do a lot of paper crafts together too, so getting him pretty paper is a safe bet too. He makes flowers with the pretty paper hehe~

Master Dax likes... I dunno. What do you like?

Dax, chuckling: time. I enjoy spending time with people. Gifts are inconsequential, I won't say no to them, but I don't need them. I just need time.

[simpjaes]

hey honnie <3 first of all, LOVE JUNGWON. i want to reach out into the screen, grab him, knead him like dough then ruin him in every way. the way you wrote him is just 🫶��� he's such a clingy baby, i need a jungwon in my life.

i also want to say how well written it was. you painted every scene so beautifully to the point where i can place myself in the scenario. your descriptions of the cathedral is 🤌🤌 reading isn't enough i need to somehow figure out a way to teleport into the fic.

don't get me started on HOON and his iced dick. hoon having his own personalised red death through the reader, bro is drunk, hypnotised and just down bad. he's so captivated by the reader i need him. also the line "he has to quench the genuine thirst before playing with his food, at least" is pure poetry and will be etched in my mind forever thank you.

it feels criminal reading something so beautiful for free, like this should be physical black leather-bound novel. SO THANK YOU SM I OWE YOU MY LIFE <3 can't wait for part two!

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OH MANNNNNNNNNN, i'm so so so glad people love jungwon in this fic ; - ;....i fear my bias for him is showing............rly, we all need someone to love us the way artist jungwon loves reader

anyway, i'm really happy you enjoyed the descriptions of the setting too. usually i don't spend too much time on the setting but i am obsessed with gothic architecture and have been since I got a deep dive of it back when I took art history 1 & 2. like i mean for a second there the cathedral was my main love interest :| if i could fuck a building, this would the number one choice : cologne cathedral (p.s. this is 100% what i based the ootdg cathedral off of, just on a slightly smaller scale)

ah.....yes.......the famed iced dick. the snow-fuck, if you will. writing that scene was craaaaaaaaaaaaaazy bc i did my best to allude to the fact that in that moment, she can't do anything but believe him. denial sure does bring a person far in life, i guess, but reader didn't have much choice once she felt that fuckin' popcicle in her LMFAOO but he was soooooooooo gone. :( loved the image of him just drenched in it and totally insane, fighting himself, realizing his second death is basically keeping life rather than snuffing it out. and LOL the playing with his food quote, i was fr snickering when i wrote that like "oh, they're gonna like this one" KJFHDSKJDS

ill never get tired or used to people saying it feels criminal to read my works for free, or that they should be bound as a book ;-; i'm forever thankful for such a high compliment like that. maybe one of these days ill have a fun lil book deal, but for now all i can do is self-bound my own books and pretend it's not full of detailed smut JKFHSDKJ (the middle aged moms would looooooooooove me)

[honestlydarkprincess]

Iced coffee if it hasn't been asked? (Or if it has, what's your second favorite book?)

Iced Coffee : Do you like reading? If so, what’s your favorite book?

I looooooooooove reading! It's one of my most favourite hobbies! I just finished a book called Fear Nothing by Lisa Gardner, very interesting I recommend!

As for my favourite book that's really hard to say, I'm a mood reader so it really depends on what I'm feeling in that moment for what my favourite is!

cafe asks!

[suckitsurveys]

Have you ever seen a fox in person?   Yeah, my husband hahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. And an actual fox, too.

Would you say you have a quiet mind or do you have a lot of thoughts?   Oh bro, there is always so much on my mind all the time always. 

When did you last do something brave?   Idk, existing is pretty brave of me.

Have you ever seen a magician?   Yes.

What’s something you remember from your childhood that you wish you could experience again?   Just, having the energy to PLAY.

Do you believe in karma? Why or why not?   KARMA’S A RELAXING THOUGHT, PANCHO EN FIESTA POR YOU IT’S NOT.

Do you have a tiktok account?   I dooooo go follow me dm me for the link.

Do you prefer the scent or color of lavender?   Both. It’s one of my favorite colors AND scents.

Would you rather live in a castle or a cottage?   Cottage.

What type of music do you listen to the least and why?   Religious-centered music.

When did you last visit a library?   Uhhhhhhhhhh good question.

What’s one of your favorite memories from staying up late? Oh man, I love staying up late. I used to be on a Rocky Horror shadowcast and they performed at midnight every month and then the whole cast and crew would go out to eat after at like 2 am and I just felt so COOL.

Have or would you ever wear a necklace with someone’s initial on it?   I would, yes.

What last made you laugh out loud?   My coworker and I keep quoting Ferris Bueller today for some reason.

Do you usually keep water by your bedside at night?   Yes.

What’s an interesting fact about yourself?   I don’t know. Define interesting.

What did you last heat up in a microwave?   Pad see ew for lunch on Monday.

Would you consider yourself lucky?   In some ways, yes.

What kind of pizza did you eat last?   I actually just ordered pizza for the office and that’ll be here in an hour or so. We’re getting Lou Malnati’s and I ordered their special (tomatoes, spinach, mushrooms, cheddar cheese), plain cheese, pepperoni, and sausage.

What kind of shampoo do you use?   Whatever is on sale.

How many blue objects are in the room you’re in?   Let’s see. Several pens, a Cubs towel from when they won the World Series, a Cubs magnet, a mini Cubs hat I have on my monitor, some thumb tacks, my headphones, 2 recycling bins, 2 storage bins..that’s all I can see from where I am sitting...

Would you rather visit an art museum or an aquarium?   Either sound fun but to my core I am a sea creature girlie.

Do you prefer sweeter cereal over unsweetened?   Either. I looooooooooove Cheerios but I also loooooooooooove Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Mmm that sounds really good right now.

If you could build a 5 artist/band lineup to your dream music festival.. which ones would you choose?   Harry Styles, Post Malone, Billie Eilish, Lana Del Rey, Vampire Weekend. Which is a wild line up hahahah

What’s a habit you have broken or are currently trying to break?   Overeating and just not taking care of myself.

Have you ever volunteered at an animal shelter?   Yes.

Is there anything currently bothering you?   Yeah.

How many stuffed animals do you have on your bed?   One. A bat Squishmallow.

How much is too much to spend on a pair of shoes?   Anything over $50 is pricey for me, but I’m willing to spend up to like $120 if they’re a good, quality pair.

What’s the strangest thing that you’ve ever seen someone collect?   Animal bones?

Have you recently been to a concert or live show?   I just saw John Mulaney back in February. It was the taping of his latest special Baby J.

Who did you last have a phone conversation with?   My boss.

What’s the most dominant personality trait you have?   Annoyingness.

Do you ever watch sports?   Yes, baseball and basketball on occasion.

What’s had the biggest impact on your day? Uhhh. .

What’s your least favorite cheese? Ricotta.

What did you last have as a snack?   BITCH, can I please, have, one snack?

What’s your favorite decoration in your place of residence?   I have this really cute poster of the Royal Tenenbaums house, like, dissected so you can see each room.

Would you rather read a book or watch a movie?   Movie.

What’s your plans for the upcoming week?   Tomorrow I have a swim class and my friend is meeting me after for adult swim, and then I miiiiiiiight watch Pete Davidson’s new show Bupkis, but I also might wait til Sunday and do that with my other friend. And then Friday I don’t have anything planned. Mark and I might have a fire. And the weekend is up for grabs because my sister needs help moving stuff and painting.

When did you last feel rushed?   Yesterday.

What was the last thing to scare you?   Health related stuff.

Have you drank enough water today?   I haven’t drank any water today OOPS.

What’s your top 3 favorite fruits?   Pomegranates, watermelon, avocados. Bananas too!

What season do you think is the most comfortable? Summer and early fall.

What website do you frequent often besides Bzoink?   I don’t go on Bzoink so lets start there.

Do you have anything due soon?   No.

What did you last consume that you thought was nasty?   I don’t remember.

What’s a song you feel describes your mood most right now? I don’t know.

[sistahscifi]

We looooooooooove booktuber Perpetual Pages book and television show pairings.....probably because we watch way too much television!! We wanted to highlight the Sense8 and The We City Became pairing.......not an obvious match, and yet so brilliant. Miguel Angel Silvestre (Lito Rodriguez) 100% gives Manny realness. And we think Tina Desai (Kala Dandekar) and Padmini Prakash would become fast friends as they nerd out about science. Check out _@perpetualpages_ for the full pairing list! What Black & Indigenous science fiction/ fantasy pairings would you add to the list? If you haven't read The Great Cities Duology, it is available at your local #library. Also, we have signed copies. Link in bio: @sistahscifi | www.sistahscifi.com Reposted from @_perpetualpages_ Matching books with some of my favorite TV shows of 2022! This post is inspired by a video I shared on YouTube this week, so if you want to hear more of my thoughts on why I paired these titles together and what I think of them, be sure to check the link in my bio and give it a watch 📷 STRANGERS CONNECTED BY SCI-FI POWERS 📺 “Sense8” Writers: #LanaWachowski, #LillyWachowski, #JMichaelStraczynski Cast: @msjamieclayton @maxriemelt @smithespis @miguelangelsilvestre @tobyonwumere @desaitina @baedoonaofficial 📚 “The City We Became” by N.K. Jemisin Tags: #BookList #BookRecommendations #ReadingRecommendations #BooksAndTVShows #TVShowBookList #TVShowBookRecs #BookRecs #TheCityWeBecame #NKJemisin #Reading #BookTube #Bibliophile #SistahScifi #theworldwemake @hachetteus @orbitbooks_us @netflix @sense8 https://www.instagram.com/p/CnU3jHzvBgR/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[if-music-be-the-food-of-love]

Alright, you’ve all convinced me to read Heartstopper and Red White and Royal Blue. Are there any other amazing books I’m missing out on?

[villainanders]

Trk came out when I was 16 and I remember being dissatisfied with it back then, but I revisited it for the first time recently in audiobook format and I enjoyed the first 2/3 waaayyy more. Looking back I appreciate a lot of moments I didn’t before, but also disliked scenes I had previously really enjoyed. Have your thoughts on trk changed at all since publication? Especially looking at it after 2/3 of the dreamer trilogy.

Yes they definitely have!! I actually didn��t read TRC until the series was all out so I read TRK in pretty quick succession with the other books and loooooooooooved it. I think it was a lot more satisfying to read that way because it was such a great emotional catharsis to the experience I was having reading the books — I hadn’t spent months or years speculating on about how different storylines and character arcs could go down. I’ve reread TRK a few times since then and having spent so much time with the books I’m definitely more aware of it’s flaws but my initial positive feelings have stayed with me for the most part.

I get what you mean about your feelings changing on certain parts — on one hand, I have a way better understanding now of how Gansey’s resurrection (with Noah and Cabeswater and All That Stuff) works and I genuinely think it’s very meaningful and clever but I’m also always frustrated with how poorly it was explained in the actual story. I also remember really enjoying Piper and Laumonier and the magical artifact trade the first time I read but honestly this time I felt like there was way too big of a tonal disconnect in how Piper in particular was written that really downplayed the book’s stakes. I think she went from being a fun comedic character in BLLB to be a very ineffective, childish villain in this one. And frankly writing the way institutions and groups of people interact with magic is just not Stief’s strong suit imo — it always feels very surface level to me (and I think it sticks out to me bc I have the exact same problem with my own writing) — which made a lot of the magic artifact trade and the climax feel… frankly a little silly? I think I had the same problem with the way the Moderators are written in TDT lol

But aside from little things like that I don’t really know if the dreamer trilogy has changed my perspective! It’s such a different animal and honestly I have spent wayyyyy less time close reading those books than I have TRC (I haven’t read MI again since it initially came out) so I am excited to see if they influence my opinion at all when I get to them in this reread.

[martyrdom9]

thank you for the tag @euphoricmood !

Time for a lil ~questionnaire~

Favourite Colour any shade of purple but specifically lilac/lavender colours. I really like purple so dark it’s almost navy as well. My current trendy favourite colour is the colour of kale dye

Currently Reading trickster drift. It’s the second book in the son of a trickster series and I’ve been really enjoying it. It’s my first time reading this author and I’m overjoyed to know she has more series I can check out once I’m done this. Also re: son of a trickster I like how his life is actually established and stuff so you can get to know him rather than in a lot of poorly written books where it’s like page one. I’m a normal guy. Page two: never mind! Here’s the punch line of the plot way too early! Anyways I’ve been really enjoying it

Last Song listening to the sound of silence as we speak it’s been getting me through it lately. Hermit mode talk with the void summer etc etc

Last Series I just started cougar town! I’m enjoying it even though I only started it for the meme. And I’m almost done rewatching gravity falls. I was surprised at how much of the plot came back to me as I watched but it still holds up in adulthood.

Last Movie at this point I can’t remember. I don’t watch movies a lot. A few weekends ago I watched romy and michelle’s high school reunion. I’ve been obsessed with romy’s voice ever since. I also recently watched 500 days of summer (I’m very late to the party I know). It called me oooooout it was a good watch for an obsessive just getting over a breakup with someone they had put on a pedestal.

Sweet/Savoury/Spicy I looooooooooove savoury so much but I don’t know if I could live without sweets. Prob savoury though

Currently working on moving out, decorating my new room, chilling out on the codependency front and learning who I am

Thank you!!!! I tag @aresagainstthemachine and Em if you see this and wanna do it.

[letstalkaboutfandomsbaby]

[try to guess which of ur moots this is >:)]

i think nanami's love language with you would be physical touch. Not just because youre so wonderfully soft and wonderful and made of every good thing he can think of, but because he still feels like youre too good to be true. Like if he lets you go, you might slip through his fingers. even if he knows you wont, he still likes keeping an arm around you.

I'm so sorry bestie but I've been drinking so i have no fucking clue who this could be sksksk pls forgive me my love 💕

ANYWAYS! ANON! YOU ARE HITTING ALL MY BUTTONS!!!

Hhhhhhhooogiigigigueieiejdh but thinking about Nanami being so lovestruck that he has to hold you whenever you're together bc he just can't help himself 🥺 walking around at the mall? Holding hands. yall are driving? His hand's on your thigh. Sitting on the couch together? Babe, let's be real, you're in his lap all cuddled up while he reads a book like he is just so in looooooooooove i CANT!!

[aeroplaneblues]

ok I watched ep 5 to 7 of the book of boba fett, i feel bad but I really don't care for that character I got no emotional attachment or interest. 5 and 6 is anything but boba fett if you want to do the same as I did, 7 is a more balanced one but ends with mando😂

✨Spoilers:

Episode 5 was great I think its the one I enjoyed the most, expanding more on Din's religion and having conflicting thoughts with how Jedi are because of Grogu, the whole blacksaber thing is really tropey but I LOVE the "can't wield the magic weapon bc emotional state" type of trope, like gimme this in botw2. I just looooooooooove character exploration like this ep, its slow but you can see the character grow.

I loved all Grogu scenes ofc, I'm a low key star wars fan idk everything but Luke is such a likeable character that seeing him be a teacher it was quite nice even tho deepfake cgi ai generated voice freaks me out still. I get why so many people have loved star wars for decades now!

Truly its a shame that Boba Fett wasn't fully a show about him, I love mando but these episodes would've been better in s3, hopefully they don't do this again on the ahsoka show. Also hate the comics format of "read this series then this and this issue and this short novel to get the plot" like no, stop, one show is enough.

Anyway I'm happy to get some Mandalorian content, I know joke around about dinluke😂 but I do enjoy it without any ship happening. Not that im delusional enough to think it will be canon even when luke "d!sney's 77th first gay character" skywalker is right there! I jest!! This is all a joke, all headcanons they live rent free in my head.

Do watch these episodes if you want more Mando content, I think for s3 they are gonna be taken as if you watched them so kinda a must.

[outerbankies]

I think it’s really cute when someone will annotate their favorite book and then give it to their s/o. Do you think new light Rafe and y/n would do that?

hmmm. y/n is definitely more the one to do the annotating but she might be a little embarrassed to give it to him outright. but if he asks to borrow a book from her childhood bedroom or something and she forgets that she wrote all over it, rafe loooooooooooves it. he loves reading it with all of her thoughts in his head and wants to read literally every single book she’s ever annotated (especially to take with him back to school when they’re apart) which is how he ends up experiencing the fault in our stars for the first time at his big age of 22. demands to watch the movie with her right after and pretends he doesn’t cry lol. after that he gets into the annotating aspect too

also she’s gonna let him read her journal one day

[kimetsu-no-yeah]

Hey, do you take requests? If so, could I request a short scenario/hcs for Muzan/Giyuu?

HERE YOU GO, LOVELY HUMAN:

(i said i’d post this ‘soon’, i’m sorry, i lied)

i’m sorry it’s actually shit

muzan/giyuu ship headcanons (read at your own risk)

(for my own continued mental health it’s the modern!au)

no one knows exactly how this happened.

quite frankly, neither did they.

(or i. )

they’re one of those couples that insult the other all the time and the others think it’s some form of flirting, no, muzan really did just call giyuu a salt-licking three eyed bastard with the full intent of informing giyuu that he was indeed a salt-licking three eyed bastard.

giyuu sometimes visits muzan at his office if only to insult the other whilst muzan’s subordinates watch on in abject horror.

“you forgot your lunch today. why can’t a grown man remember his own lunch? are you stupid?”

muzan always forgets his lunch ‘on accident’ but if you tell him it’s so he can see giyuu during his break he’ll probably gut you.

if it’s been an extremely stressful day, muzan will wear his finest silk kimono and giyuu will do his makeup and hair

they met when giyuu spilt his cup of coffee all over muzan’s expensive suit when he was a college student and in a panic induced haze told muzan that “now your suit matches my soul” and promptly booked it out of there

he left his bag behind, however, so a week later muzan bursts into his lecture and breaks giyuu’s laptop with how hard he had swung the missing bag down on top of it.

muzan buys giyuu a new laptop. and a new bag. then he buys giyuu’s textbooks for him, and pays giyuu’s tuition all the while giyuu kind of stands off the side like “who is this bitch”

rumours spread around the school of giyuu having a sugar daddy, to the point where someone (probably uzui, lets be honest) has told his father and now urokodaki cries every time muzan visits, which is surprisingly often, and all they do is drink tea, be passive aggressive and bitch about how stupid giyuu is together.

anyways muzan takes giyuu out on dates, but they’re not really dates, just aggressive hanging out.

once muzan took giyuu to the opera because he knew giyuu hated the opera but instantly regretted it as the performance was four hours long and he, too, hated the opera.

giyuu took muzan to mcdonald’s.

they’re now banned.

they kissed on the second date - both slightly singed, slightly glittery and very very tired.

muzan initiated it. and giyuu just kind of. flailed.

muzan called him an idiot and pushed him into a pond.

when they’re tired their voices drop to exactly the same pitch and it’s hard to tell who is talking, it’s like listening to a mirror

all of their friends hate each other lol

last time they all attempted to hang out together shinobu pushed douma out of a third storey window “on accident”.

he was fine. they thought. no one’s really checked.

muzan loooooooooooves giyuu’s smile. he hates not being the reason that giyuu is smiling. this man’s smiles give him the will to keep out of jail on mass murder charges.

the first time giyuu smiles, muzan just kind of stares and points at giyuu’s face saying “that. that’s mine.”