#RANDALL CUNNINGHAM IS THAT YOU???

[jcamilov06]

Jalen Hurts' touchdown vs. Jacksonville Jaguars | November 3rd, 2024

[whereisthedamndaddymanual]

You were intentionally trying to make me hard.

Didn't take long

I lost I guess. Iust have said water on nickelodeon

99 Woodstock

Burn them all dead

[thegenderdruid]

I have been slowly over time rewatching every Jon Bois video and compiling a Jon Bois quote book which I'm probably eventually going to turn in to a sporcle quiz or something but in the meantime it's great because these quotes have long been infiltrating my idiolect and now I have exact transcriptions and citations for all of my favorite ones, some of my favorites that live rent free in my head that are in my quote book so far:

"Wins above replacement, or WAR for short. Has it enhanced our enjoyment of the game of baseball? non-commital wince Has is given us more bullshit to complain about? ABSOLUTELY!" (Dorktown: Dave Stieb part 1) "No offense intended toward any bozos who might be watching." (Dorktown: Dave Stieb part 1) "That's the number one rule of data journalism, come in with an agenda and bend the rules however you need to in order to prove your point." (Chart Party: The search for the saddest punt in the world) "You have to have some water if you want to be champion." (Pretty Good episode 8: "WHY DO I CHOOSE THIS FOR A LIVING") "To me, the entire point of baseball is to make pitchers try to bat. It is fantastic." (Pretty Good episode 1: KOO DAE-SUNG) "We don't need a sweatshirt. You're in San Diego and I'm in Hell." (Dorktown: Phantom Counts) "Generally speaking, public opinion of unions falls into two main camps, right? Now if you're in the first camp then you believe that workers deserve some kind of leverage against their employers. They make society work and therefore they should special things. They should be able to demand pensions, health care, fair pay, that kind of thing. If you're in the second camp, you're an asshole." (Pretty Good episode 13: Randall Cunningham Seizes the Means of Production)

[kuichihimei]

“Valentine's Day

We decided we would do the whole damn thing

But I played to an empty gym in Iowa State

I guess I owe you that too...”

0:41───•─────── 04:46

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Looking back, freshman year was one hell of a ride, considering the frequent monster attacks and killer robots that terrorize Norrisville High.

Sophomore year is no different.

Killer robots still attack the school like, every other week, compared to every other day, and while yes, Randy DID get rid of the Sorcerer for good, there's still the Sorceress running about wreaking havoc around Norrisville.

The Sorcereress, better known for her human disguise as Amanda Levay, still manages to blend in with the crowd, despite almost every student in Norrisville High knowing who she truly is and what she's done.

We don't know much about her just yet, but based on the monsters Randy had to fight these past few weeks, she primarily targets female victims.

There's also been a spike in the amount of stanked kids during the weeks leading to February 14, and when Feb 14 rolled around, multiple people were getting stanked left and right, which lasted all morning long.

The teachers had to cancel our morning classes and made us evacuate the school so the Ninja could fight the monsters properly and we wouldn't get hurt.

Then, during the afternoon, when it all quieted down, Randy was nowhere to be found.

I tried asking Howard, and he said something along the lines of how the Ninja found the Sorcereress' lair, it was underneath the school in the old abandoned gym, and that he might not be able to make it in time for Valentine's Day since he had to destroy the Sorcereress for good while she was still close by, and that he'll make it up to me next year, along with a bunch of apologies that were conveniently recorded inside a tape recorder so Howard didn't have to recite it all.

After receiving the news, I thanked Howard and walked myself to Mr. Bannister's class, hoping that I could bury my disappointment in schoolwork.

It didn't help that the seatwork he made us do was write an essay about someone/something we love and why we love them so much.

I spent the rest of the afternoon watching couples in our school being all lovey-dovey with each other. Heck, you could even say I got jealous of Mrs. Driscoll, atleast she had her husband's skeleton to accompany her on Valentine's Day.

By the time the last bell rang and school was over I was all alone... I couldn't even have a Galentine's with Heidi or Debbie! Heidi had a date and Debbie was busy hosting a couple's event for Valentine's Day for the NHGTTWDPC online edition.

It's safe to say I was quite disappointed... And I felt really pathetic too, since I had a boyfriend, but was celebrating Feb 14 all alone...

I felt like I was on the verge of getting stanked myself, maybe then I could spend time with Randy... Sighing, I sat down on the very same I spot that I sat on during New Year's Eve.

Of all the days the Ninja could've had a fully-booked schedule, it just had to be on Valentines Day... Not to mention this was also supposed to be our very FIRST Valentine's Day together as a couple...

Don't get me wrong, I find it a HUGE honor that I am dating the Ninja, and an even bigger honor that he trusts me enough to reveal his secret identity to me. I just feel a little dejected whenever he misses out on a major event that we should be experiencing together during the course of our budding relationship.

The time was 4:53 in the afternoon, everyone (atleast those who had a date), already left the school about half an hour ago. If Randy didn't show up within the next 15 minutes, I was going home.

5 Minutes Pass... No signs of Randy...

‘I'm sure he'll show up soon...’

10 Minutes Pass... Still no signs of Randy.

‘Maybe I should wait a little longer, he's probably wrapping up the fight right now.’

25 MINUTES PASS! AND THERE IS NOT A SINGLE SIGN OF RANDALL HONKING CUNNINGHAM OR THE NINJA ANYWHERE!!!

THE SUN IS ABOUT TO FRIGGIN' SET AND HE'S NOWHERE TO BE FOUND! THAT'S IT I AM GOING HOME! Standing up, I marched towards the nearest bus stop.

Fortunately for me, there was already a bus nearby so I immediately got a ride home.

When I got to my house, I locked myself in my room, bawled my eyes out and went to bed, even though it was only 6:03 in the afternoon. I just wanted Valentine's Day to end at this point, I'm just done with everything today.

Meanwhile somewhere else in Norrisville:

“What do you mean you're all out⁈” An exasperated Randy yells.

“Sorry kid, but I can't help you. All of my flowers have been sold out this morning, it's Valentine's Day after all...”

“It's fine sir, thanks anyways...” The younger boy turns, walking away, feeling defeated.

All of the sudden a young girl who looks about six approaches him.

“Did you find anything?”

“Nothing... Chocolates, flowers, not even a honkin' stuffed animal, it's all sold out...”

“Well, we can still steal some Tulips from the park if you're that desperate...”

“Aira, I won't steal Tulips from the park, and neither of our parents taught us to steal— Who taught you that?”

“Well, you want to make it up to Ate 'Reese right? And she also likes Tulips right?”

“But still— Oh who am I kidding, let's go.”

“Ha—”

“But stealing is still wrong, don't get used to it. You can't always steal the things that you want, ok?”

“Ok Kuya!”

Fast forward almost 5 hours later, the time was 10:13 at night and the ninja could be seen outside the Fowler household watching from a tree.

Everyone in the neighborhood was fast asleep, which meant Randy couldn't call Theresa from her front yard, since he might wake up the whole household if he did so, he couldn't call her from the backyard either since... That's where they kept their chicken coops...

He was pinned between two bad options:

Wait it out 'til tomorrow so he could give her the flowers, but miss Valentine's Day and face a disappointed Theresa, or try entering her room through the window as the Ninja, so he could give her the flowers and she could be happy and have a gift for Valentine's Day, but face the consequences of being seen as a creep since y'know, he's breaking into her room through the honkin' window!

‘Was this what the Nomicon meant about choosing between the greater good and the lesser evil?’

After some careful consideration, he chooses the latter of the two options, which was to break in. He didn't want to disappoint Theresa more than he already did today, this was his chance to try and make it up to her.

This was one of those go big or go home moments. One slip-up, and it might be over  for the both of them.

The plan was simple: try to enter the window that was facing the tree in her backyard, fiddle with the lock, place the flowers on her nightstand and leave, simple right?

‘What could possibly go wrong?’

Everything. Everything went wrong from the get-go. The moment he lost his footing on the ledge of her window and fell into one of her family's chicken coops, was the moment he knew, he was done for.

Theresa was woken up by a loud thud, she immediately went to open her window to see what was going on. She was quite shocked to see her boyfriend all suited-up and highkey panicking at all the chickens that were waking up and surrounding him.

“Randy! What the juice are you doing here⁈” Theresa whisper-yelled from the second floor.

“H-hey Theresa! Nothing, just passing by!” Randy replies, trying to play it cool, even though he was about to pass out from all the chickens that were surrounding him.

“It looks like you can't move, did you hurt yourself?”

“No, I didn't!”

“Wait— Are you afraid of the chickens?”

“Wh-what?”

“I said, are you afraid of the chickens? Because Aira told me you had a fear of them when I babysat her last week.”

“Well that little—”

“Hang in there, I'll come and get you!”

Theresa went downstairs and came into the backyard, she threw some corn kernels to divert the chickens away from her boyfriend, who was shaking like a pair of maracas.

“Thanks for saving me 'Reese, I owe you big time, again...”

“Why are you here Randall?” Theresa asked, helping him up.

“I uh— I wanted to—”

“Actually, save it for later, come inside, you must be exhausted. Don't worry, Howard told me everything.”

“Uh, won't your parents/brothers mind?”

“Well you can stay in my room, we just have to be sneaky about iiiiiiiiii—” Theresa's mind went blank for a second.‘Oh shoot— Guy, guy in my room. I AM LITERALY INVITING A GUY INTO MY ROOM!’

‘Girl, room, sneak— A GIRL WANTS TO SNEAK ME INTO HER ROOM?! IS THIS REALLY HAPPENING I—’

Cue internal screaming from the both of them.

After that predicament was quickly settled, Theresa led a now de-suited Randy upstairs to her room and gave him a bowl of instant noodles and a spork.

“Look, I know it ain't much, but I have a feeling you've most likely never ate anything since this morning. I didn't even see you during lunch.”

“Thanks for the noodles 'Reese, I really appreciate it.” Randy said, before slurping the noodles.

“Why did you come here this late? It's like, 10:54 at night!”

“Wait, hold on—” Swallowing the noodles, before answering. “I wanted to give you this.” As Randy presents a small bouquet of pink and yellow Tulips, handing it to Theresa.

“I know, it's not much either, you won't believe how we got that bouquet.” Taking another gulp of broth. “Aira suggested we should steal it at first and I was like— bla blah bla blah...” Randy continues to blabber on and on, while Theresa spaces out after receiving the gift.

‘He didn't forget about you. He even got you the same flowers he used to de-stank you back in freshman year, how sweet...’

“Theresa? You okay?”

“Yeah... I'm great. Thanks for the gift Randy...”

“Well I'm glad you like it 'Reese! Happy Valentine's Day!” Randy said with a smile on his face.

“Happy Valentine's Day too, Randy...” Theresa smiles back.

“Where's your kitchen by the way? So I can wash the bowl and spork in the sink.”

“No need for any of that, you can just leave it here!”

“Really? Here? It's kinda rude if I leave the bowl lying around. Are you sure? It's just one bowl, I can wash it.”

“It's ok, you can leave it here, and like you've said it's just one bowl...”

“Okay then... Well, I've gotta go now! It's getting late and we have school tomorrow.” Randy said, placing the bowl on the nightstand and heading towards the window.

“Wait— Before you go, did you manage catch the Sorceress?”

He comes to a halt. “No, I didn't catch her. She wasn't even in the old abandoned gym... I got baited...”

“Oh...”

“Yeah, I'm sorry Theresa, I missed Valentine's Day and didn't even catch the Sorceress...”

“It's ok Randy, I understand, but you didn't miss Valentine's Day! Atleast you still tried to make it, most guys just give up at this point!”

“But still, I feel really stupid for not choosing to spend time with you today. I'm really sorry for that, I'll make it up to you next year, I promise.” He was startled when Theresa hugged him all of the sudden.

“Like I said, it's OK. I understand.”

“I'm still very new to this whole boyfriend thing... I'm sorry if I'm doing anything wrong...” Hugging her back.

“It's ok, you're doing your best and that's enough... I'm pretty new to this girlfriend ordeal as well.”

They were hugging for like, 2 minutes until Theresa lets go.

“It's really late, you should get going.”

“Oh yeah, What time is it by the way?”

“11:23 p.m.”

“Yup, I am definitely gonna sleep through first period tomorrow, I've gotta go!”

“Ok Randy, take care!”

“See ya at school tomorrow 'Reese! Goodnight, I love you!” Bidding his girlfriend goodbye while jumping out of the window mid-transformation.

“I love you too Randy, Goodnight!”

What a nice evening... If only Randy knew the Sorceress was under his nose the whole time...

❈ Sidenote: Ate and Kuya are used by younger children to refer to someone who's older than them in the Philippines. ‘Ate’ is the term for older sister, while ‘Kuya’ is the term for older brother.

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Masterlist

[thatgirlwithasquid]

Ten fandoms/ Ten characters/ Ten tags

I was tagged by @jaylikesrainbowtigers so thank you, tag games are fun ^-^

Stranger Things - Chrissy Cunningham

2. The Maze Runner - Gally

3. Teen Wolf - Stiles Stillinski

4. In The Flesh - Amy Dyer

5. The Order - Randall Carpio

6. Kingsman: The Secret Service - Eggsy Unwin

7. Marvel Cinematic Universe - Tony Stark

8. Detroit: Become Human - Connor

9. Don't Hug Me, I'm Scared - Red Guy

10. Five Nights At Freddy's - Mike Schmidt

tagging: @half-oz-eddie @adelacreations @chickensoupleg @hephaestn @hellcheercaine @eddiebillysteve @ginalinettiofficial aaaaand i'm now stressing over tags so thats gonna be it. its ten in spirit ^-^

Of course, anyone else wanting to do this should consider this me tagging them, and if anyone I tagged doesn't want to join that's fine

[highpriestmckickass]

so recently, i've been watching a docuseries by jon bois, a sportswriter whose storytelling style i really enjoy. the most recent episode i saw was about the 1998 minnesota vikings.

any football fan, especially those from minnesota, can tell you the same thing:

the vikings will always blow it.

to be clear, it's not that they're a bad team. there's plenty of consistently bad teams: teams with decade-long playoff droughts, teams with a historical record permanently stuck under .500, and teams that are the new york jets.

the thing about the vikings is they're usually good, and sometimes even spectacular. it's just that... they're never quite good enough.

for example, at the beginning of the superbowl era, the vikings were a force to be reckoned with, starring in four of the first eleven superbowls. they were also the first team to lose four superbowls, and since then, they've never made it back to the championship game.

they've come close many times, but always manage to miss it. sometimes by getting blown out, sometimes by torturous, razor-thin margins. by many metrics, the vikings are far-and-away the best team to have never won the superbowl.

watching this episode in 2023, i know full well that the vikings did not make it to the superbowl in 1998. i'm a pretty casual fan, so i don't know the exact path they take, but i do know how it ends. everyone watching this episode knows how it ends.

but with a good enough storyteller, that part of your brain turns off just a little. maybe this time, somehow, it will turn out differently. maybe it doesn't have to happen this way.

it's 1998.

things are looking pretty good for the vikings this year.

they've just finished the season with a record of 15-1, something that only two teams have done before: the '84 49ers and the '85 bears, both of which decisively won the superbowl in their years.

they're packing an incredible offense, which has just set the record for number of points scored in the regular season, racking up at least 24 points each game. most of their wins have been by double-digits, and their only loss was by just 3. at the time, they are considered the best offense in nfl history, and even in the far-off year of 2023, still comfortably sit in the top ten of all time.

this success comes from several excellent players:

their quarterback, randall cunningham, has come out of retirement as a countertop salesman in nevada, to be inexplicably rejuvenated and enjoy the best season of his career.

their receivers include future hall of famers randy moss and cris carter, who will both become known as two of the best wide receivers of all time.

randy moss, in particular, is so effective at overpowering defenders and contesting catches that, decades into the future, "getting mossed" is still a part of the football lexicon.

if their opponents commit too hard to covering those two pass options, the vikings can punish them in the form of robert smith, an excellent running back who has rushed for 1187 yards and 6 touchdowns this year.

and it's not just their offense.

they've got one of the best ever defensive tackles, john randle, who still holds the record for sacks in his position, and their kicker, gary anderson, has just accomplished what no other kicker has done before, and only three have done since: finish the season with a literally perfect record, never missing a single field goal or extra point.

this is it. this is the year. the stars have aligned and all the pieces are in place. after several decades of striving, the vikings are going to make it to, and finally win, the superbowl.

against the atlanta falcons, cunningham fumbles on his own 18. randle is injured and has to sit out the rest of the game. anderson misses a crucial field goal, his first miss in nearly two years. safety robert griffith drops not one, but two would-be-game-clinching interceptions. with 30 seconds left, the coach forgets he has two timeouts left, and has the team to take a knee to run out the clock.

the falcons win 30-27 in overtime.

the vikings will always blow it.

I’m such a prequel girlie at the end of the day. Hahaha yes tell me a story that was always going to happen. Tell me a story that’s been dead since the beginning

[ozzyscollectiblehub]

Randy Moss: The Unstoppable Force of the NFL

When you think of the most electrifying and game-changing players in NFL history, one name that undoubtedly comes to mind is Randy Moss. The 6'4" wide receiver out of Rand, West Virginia, was a once-in-a-generation talent who revolutionized the game with his speed, size, and playmaking ability. From his legendary rookie season to his Hall of Fame career, Moss left an indelible mark on the NFL, creating a legacy that still echoes through football fields across the world.

Early Life and College Dominance

Randy Moss grew up in Rand, West Virginia, where he excelled in multiple sports, including football, basketball, baseball, and track. His raw athleticism and competitive nature made him a standout, but it was football where he truly shined. Despite his obvious talent, Moss’s path to the NFL was far from smooth. After an initial commitment to Notre Dame, legal troubles derailed his plans, and he ended up transferring to Marshall University.

At Marshall, Moss’s abilities were on full display. He dominated the college football scene, leading the Thundering Herd to a national championship at the Division I-AA level. His explosive speed, leaping ability, and natural instincts made him nearly impossible to defend. In just two seasons, Moss caught 54 touchdowns and amassed over 3,500 receiving yards. By the time he declared for the 1998 NFL Draft, he was widely regarded as one of the most talented wide receivers ever to enter the league.

Rookie Sensation with the Minnesota Vikings

Drafted by the Minnesota Vikings with the 21st overall pick in 1998, Randy Moss wasted no time making an impact. In his rookie season, he set the NFL on fire, catching 69 passes for 1,313 yards and an astonishing 17 touchdowns. Moss’s combination of speed and size was unlike anything the league had ever seen. He was the ultimate deep threat, able to outrun defensive backs and leap over them with ease. His rookie season culminated in an unforgettable performance on Thanksgiving Day, where he caught three passes — all for touchdowns — showcasing his game-breaking potential.

Moss was the perfect fit in the Vikings’ high-octane offense, led by quarterback Randall Cunningham and fellow receivers Cris Carter and Jake Reed. His arrival propelled Minnesota to a 15–1 record and an NFC Championship appearance. Though they fell short of a Super Bowl appearance, Moss’s rookie campaign cemented his status as a superstar.

The “You Got Mossed” Era

Throughout his career, Randy Moss made jaw-dropping catches look routine. His ability to make circus catches, often while blanketed by defenders, became so iconic that “getting Mossed” became a common phrase in football vernacular. Whether it was outjumping two defenders or snagging a ball with one hand, Moss’s athletic feats seemed otherworldly.

He became the ultimate deep-ball receiver. With the flick of a wrist, quarterbacks could launch the ball downfield, confident that Moss would find a way to come down with it. Defensive coordinators struggled to devise schemes that could stop him, and cornerbacks dreaded matchups against him. His presence alone changed how defenses played, often requiring double or triple coverage just to slow him down.

The Move to New England and Record-Breaking Season

After successful stints with the Vikings and a short period with the Oakland Raiders, Moss was traded to the New England Patriots in 2007. In what would become one of the most memorable seasons in NFL history, Moss and quarterback Tom Brady formed a lethal partnership. The Patriots went 16–0 in the regular season, with Moss setting a then-record 23 receiving touchdowns, surpassing the previous mark held by Jerry Rice.

Moss’s contributions were crucial to the Patriots’ offensive dominance, but they came up short in Super Bowl XLII, losing to the New York Giants in a stunning upset. Despite the loss, Moss’s 2007 season remains one of the greatest by a wide receiver in NFL history, and his chemistry with Brady made that Patriots team one of the most dominant ever assembled.

Legacy and Impact

Randy Moss retired with 982 receptions, 15,292 yards, and 156 receiving touchdowns — second all-time in NFL history at the time. He was inducted into the Pro Football Hall of Fame in 2018, a testament to his game-changing abilities and impact on the sport.

Beyond the stats, Moss’s legacy is etched into the culture of football. He redefined what it meant to be a wide receiver, setting the standard for future generations. His signature “Mossed” moments, combined with his larger-than-life personality, made him one of the most popular and influential players of his era.

His dominance on the field also paved the way for future stars who, like Moss, possessed a combination of size, speed, and athleticism. Players such as Calvin Johnson, Julio Jones, and DeAndre Hopkins owe a part of their success to the trail blazed by Randy Moss.

Life After Football

Since retiring from the NFL, Randy Moss has remained in the public eye as a football analyst, appearing on ESPN’s “Monday Night Countdown” and other NFL programming. His insights and passion for the game shine through in his media career, making him a fan favorite off the field as well.

Moss has also dedicated time to his charitable foundation, the Randy Moss Foundation, which focuses on giving back to underprivileged children and communities. His work in philanthropy highlights the impact he continues to have beyond football.

Randy Moss will forever be remembered as one of the most electrifying players in NFL history. His unique combination of speed, size, and athleticism redefined what was possible for wide receivers, and his legendary performances have become part of football folklore. From his record-breaking rookie season to his unforgettable run with the Patriots, Moss’s career is a testament to the power of pure talent and the indomitable will to be the best.

In the words of Randy Moss himself, “Straight cash, homie.” He was a player who did things his way, and in doing so, changed the game forever.

[parkerbombshell]

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The Leafs Ice Centre, located in West Dundee, IL, is a popular destination for people of all ages and skill levels. It offers public skating, figure skating lessons, hockey, and off-ice activities. Open skate sessions are available weekly, and figure skating lessons are available for all ages and skill levels. The center hosts three NHL-sized rinks for hockey activities, with youth and adult leagues for organized games. The off-ice activities to try include a fitness center with treadmills, ellipticals, weight machines, free weights, and Jerry's Pro Shops for skaters and hockey players. The center also hosts several events throughout the year, including themed skate nights, birthday parties, and corporate events. 

Tom Bosley: East Dundee's Connection to Hollywood Royalty

East Dundee, Illinois, is known for its connection to Hollywood royalty, thanks to actor Tom Bosley. Born in Chicago and raised in East Dundee, Bosley's rise to fame as Howard Cunningham on 'Happy Days' brought a sense of Tinseltown allure to his hometown. His Emmy-nominated portrayal of Mr. C made him one of America's most beloved TV fathers, leaving an indelible mark on the fabric of entertainment and the hearts of the East Dundee community. His career spanned various mediums, with a Tony Award-winning performance in Broadway's 'Fiorello!' and roles in 'Murder, She Wrote' and 'Father Dowling Mysteries'. His versatility as an actor showcased his ability to resonate with audiences in any role. It's a great contribution!

Link to maps

Canlan Sports West Dundee 801 Wesemann Dr, West Dundee, IL 60118, United States Head south toward Wesemann Dr 161 ft Turn right toward Wesemann Dr 394 ft Turn left onto Wesemann Dr 0.1 mi Turn left onto IL-72 E 0.6 mi Turn right onto N Randall Rd 0.3 mi Turn left onto Carrington Dr 0.5 mi Turn right onto Somerset Ave 0.2 mi TruHome Pros Solar Somerset Ave, West Dundee, IL 60118, USA

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I've mentioned it before, but even if you are a big "lol sportsball" (which I would argue is a bit epistemologically limiting) , Jon Bois's written and video works on YouTube (Chart Party, Pretty Good, Breaking Madden, Fumble Dimension, and his documentaries on the history of MMA, the Atlanta Falcons, the Seattle Mariners, And guys named Bob in sports) are not to be missed

Some examples besides 17776 and the sequel 20221.

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RAT POISON AND BRANDY: THE 1904 ST. LOUIS OLYMPIC MARATHON

Randall Cunningham Seizes the Means of Production

NBA Y2K: THIS IS THE END. ROLL THE CREDITS

Fighting in the age of Loneliness

We built and played the worst golf course ever and it was all your fault

The Bob Emergency: a study of athletes named Bob

The History of the Atlanta Falcons

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Cowboys’ began life without Troy Aikman in 2001 With the departure of both Troy Aikman (retirement) and Randall Cunningham (free agency), the Cowboys needed a quarterback. But Jerry Jones had traded the team’s first round pick of the 2001 Draft ... #DallasCowboys

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Mw bipoc male?

Good morning, anon :) From our members, we'd love to see the following faces:

Jesse Williams, Charles Michael Davis, Winston Duke, Michael B. Jordan, Amar Chadha-Patel, Brian Michael Smith, Quinn Christopherson, Cooper Andrews, Yaya Abdul-Mateen II, Dev Patel, Raymond Ablack, Adam Bakri, Eddie Spears, Daniel Kaluuya, Steven Yeun, Laith Ashley, Tyler Luke Cunningham, Joshua Odjick, Justin Rain, Shamier Anderson, Leo Sheng, Paolo Vaz, Akshay Kumar, Charles Melton, Chase Mana Kai, Farhan Akhtar, Chay Suede, Joe Manganiello, Keanu Reeves, Randall Park, and Samuel Larson!

For more fc help, be sure to check out our resources page, where you can search through masterlists to find the perfect fc for your muse! If members have any more to add to this list, please feel free to drop them in the comments!

[kuichihimei]

“New Year's Eve

I was at a festival in New Orleans

You were in Tribeca kissin' nobody

I owe you one, yes, I do”

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Hi I'm Theresa Fowler, you might be wondering why I'm spending New Year's Eve fighting radioactive badgers in the radioactive swamp behind our school.

The guy in the black suit that got flung into a nearby tree moments ago is the Ninja of Norrisville, A.K.A Randy Cunningham who is my boyfriend.

It's a REALLY long story, but I'll start with how we got into this hot mess;

It was around half past 11, I was waiting outside the school for Randy to finish doing work.

We were planning on celebrating New Year's at my place, and since he was going to visit my house, I saw this an opportunity to introduce him to my family, since I've already met his during Christmas; but since Principal Slimovitz decided to be a little prick, he made the kids who were flunking on their grades return to school during winter break to do community work so they could raise their grades up.

2013 was about to begin and I was hoping (keyword: hoping) that sophomore year would be waaaay better than freshman year.

With the Sorcerer gone, I figured that the amount of monster attcks and killer robots would diminish, and that the Ninja could finally return to being a normal teenager, doing normal teenager stuff.

Boy was I sorely mistaken.

All of the sudden a monstrous roar was heard, followed by a familiar voice yelling: “SMOKEBOMB!”

‘Hoh boy, Randy definitely got into a fight.’ I mentally face-palmed, running towards the commotion.

Cut to the present, as I whacked the remaining badgers.

“Thanks for the help 'Reese, I owe you big time.” As the Ninja unmasks to reveal the Randy who was underneath.

“You've got a lot of explaining to do Randall.”

“Oh boy, you're calling me by my full name...” Randy breaks into a cold sweat. “Apparently some shoob decided to carelessly dump their radioactive waste onto the swamp, which caused the creatures who were inhabiting the swamp to become mutated and violent.”

“Okay... But I'm still mad at you since we missed New Year's” I pout. “I was planning on introducing you to my family...”

“Awww, don't worry Theresa, we can still make it on time!”

“I doubt it, it's already 12:15 and there are no available buses around this time...”

“Well, you can still introduce me to your family then...” Randy suits up and immediately carries me bridal-style, as he parkours towards the top of our school. “Which direction is your house by the way?”

And that's how I ended up jumping from building to building while getting carried bridal-style towards my house during New Year's Eve by the Ninja. We got to my house within like, 10 minutes and managed to introduce Randy to my parents and brothers.

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EEEYAAAAAAAAGH LOOKIT EM….l o o k at them ;-;

I thiink we agreed that June and B are twins, which was both completely unexpected and also completely on-brand for H and Randall. The key to getting the most joy out of this show is to never take it seriously, which is why the kiddos are Named That and also why Randy and Howard chose Weinerham as their last name

cmon look me in the eye and tell me those two wouldn’t come up w it as a joke, then get way too attached and realize it is fully in their power to legally become the Weinerhams. So they did <3 also, for me & Lize, the ep revealing the real Ranginald Bagel doesn’t exist. We liked the bit too much to give it away to an actual guy 😭😭

personally I like to think they never tell anyone B’s full legal name, it’s a little inside joke just for the dads SKGNSKGKD they just let everyone think the name is Bea

alsooo we were spitballing about How the babies came to be and I quite like the idea of Heidi being a surrogate…or at least donating her eggs. This is because 1) Heidi is a childless lesbian to me 2) Randy lowkey had a moral crisis abt his bloodline 🙄 3) Mort wanted grandkids SOOOO BAD and when he found out both his children were gay he lowkey panicked abt it LMAOAOAO. Luckily Howard would later realize how much he wanted to be a dad

Howard is 10000% the kind of dad to let his kids do his hair, his nails, his makeup. Randy comes in and starts to laugh but Howard hits him w the “is there something funny about femininity, Cunningham? do you want your children to grow up feeling ashamed of being feminine? is that it?” idk i just LOVE the idea of him being a really great father but also still a total dick. Yeah :)

Heres the Weinerham babies @mrfartpowered and I came up with! Like I said before I’ve never really been invested in fan kids/parent AUs before but. The Hams got to me🧍

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Then again, here I am

Always forgot I exist in here xD

Anyway, here's Randy Cunningham. Man, I remember when I always watched this program, was sooooo coooool. Maybe my favourite series lol

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Did you know that Cdr. Randall "Duke" Cunningham, Navy's top scoring ace of Vietnam, is credited with destroying a NVA truck with an AIM-9 Sidewinder air-to-air missile? The 'truck' kill occurred right after Cunningham bagged his second MiG on May 8, 1972.