#Pune girl

[rightnewshindi]

सेल्फी के चक्कर में 100 फीट गहरी खाई में गिरी पुणे की लड़की, गार्ड्स ने घंटों की मेहनत के बाद खाई से निकाली

Maharashtra News: सेल्फी की चाहत में कई लोगों की मौत तक हो चुकी है, लेकिन फिर इसका क्रेज कम नहीं हुआ। एक ऐसा ही मामला महाराष्ट्र के सातारा जिले से सामने आया है, जहां एक महिला सेल्फी लेने के चक्कर में 100 फीट गहरी खाई में जा गिरी। हालांकि समय रहते मौके पर मौजूद लोगों ने गार्ड्स की सहायता से किसी तरह उसे मौत के मुंह से बचाकर ले आए। युवती को चोटें आईं हैं, उसे अस्पताल भेजा गया है। लड़की पुणे से…

[kissulong]

I am pune

35 m

Looking for CPL FWB

[fxckitupboomer]

Big World. Ours now?

[cat-appreciator]

I am once again idly batting about my silly Dragon Age fanfic idea and have come to a fork in the road.

Option One: The Modern Catgirl in Thedas is from somewhere else on Thedas (the planet) and Breach-related shenanigans yeeted her into Thedas (the continent). She’s a mage from a fundamentally different society with a different culture and a different way of dealing with spirits. The pro to this is conservation of bullshit. The con is that if you come up with a different way of dealing with spirits it feels like it runs the risk of automatically becoming a better way of dealing with spirits (because the Chantry’s method is terrible, it passes only because the bar has been set in the Deep Roads by the Qun). And “person from one setting enters another setting, proceeds to fix everything because they’re better and right” is bad storytelling and kinda colonialist.

(Is isekai as a genre inherently colonial? Hmm.)

Option two: The Modern Catgirl in Thedas is from a completely different planet than Thedas (the planet) and Breach-related interdimensional shenanigans yeeted her into Thedas the same way most MGITs get yeeted into Thedas. She’s (probably) some kind of magic user from a completely different society with a completely different magic system. The pro to this is that she gets to be completely wrong and unprepared for everything, and also when building her society I can make it more authentically Modern than anything that could reasonably be on Thedas. I’m thinking some sort of magitech university setting. The cons to this are that it runs the risk of making her just a regular MGIT with cat ears, and that tacking an entire homebrew setting onto the side of Dragon Age is not conservation of bullshit.

(I suppose either option fails that test, and a Modern Catgirl in Thedas is inherently bullshit (IT IS BASED ON A PUN!) so I might as well indulge.)

Right now I guess I’m leaning towards Option Two, I just like the way I made up for dealing with spirits for Option One.

[cinematicnomad]

2023 is coming to a close and i thought i’d share some random pics from over the year that i haven’t previously posted. happy new year’s eve! 🥂

[akishaha]

Madhe Ghaat

[webnews-24]

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[uttarakhandwalanegi]

सेल्फी के चक्कर में 100 फीट खाई में गिरी लड़की 😳 | Pune Girl Ka Selfie...

[yoome]

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[ayaansh-academy-pune]

Breaking Stereotypes: A Guide For Girls On Joining The Indian Army Post 10th

When it comes to careers these days, it’s pretty awesome to see that girls are

no longer sticking to those traditional roles, right? They’re out there

breaking stereotypes and stepping into fields that used to be all about

the guys. Take the Indian Army, for instance. It used to be seen as a

men-only club, but not anymore!

Now, if you’re a girl who’s got dreams of joining the Indian Army after

finishing 10th grade, this guide is your new best friend. We’re gonna

dive into all the important stuff like eligibility, what kind of cash you

can expect, what it takes physically, and how you can make the cut

in the selection process.

So, let’s get started and find out what it takes to make your mark

in the Indian Army!

Eligibility:

Age: To apply for the Indian Army after 10th grade, you should

be between 16.5 to 19.5 years old. However, this age limit may

vary for different entries, so check the specific requirements.

Educational Qualifications: After completing your 10th standard,

you can apply for various soldier and technician positions.

Salary: I wanted to chat with you about the salary in the Indian

Army. It’s pretty interesting how it works. You see, the pay you

get can actually vary quite a bit depending on your rank and

position. But here’s the good news – they make sure it’s

competitive, so you won’t be left feeling shortchanged.

But wait, there’s more! The Indian Army doesn’t just stop at a

decent paycheck. They offer some neat extras like opportunities

for promotions. That means as you grow in your career, you can

earn even more and climb up the ranks. And that’s not all – they’ve

got your back with additional benefits too, like healthcare and

housing. So, you’ll have your basics covered.

So, it’s not just about the salary; it’s about the whole package

that the Indian Army brings to the table. If you’re thinking about

joining up, it’s definitely something worth considering. Got any

more questions about it? I’m here to help!

Physical Requirements:

Height162 CMSAge17.5 to 23 years.NationalityIndianMarital StatusBachelorEducational QualificationClass 10th pass with 45% marks and 33% in each subject.Weightaccording to Army Medical standards.Chest Expansioncapable of chest expansion of 05cms

(a)1.6 Km Run

(b)(i) Upto 7 Min 30 Sec – Gp – I

(ii) Upto 8 Min – Gp – II

(c) Long Jump 10 Feet

(d) High Jump 3 Feet

The Indian Army requires its personnel to be physically fit. You’ll need

to pass the Physical Fitness Test (PFT), which includes running, push-ups,

and sit-ups. Regular exercise and a healthy lifestyle will be your best allies

in meeting these requirements.

Selection Process:

Online Application:

 Start by applying online through the official Indian Army website or

designated recruitment portals.

Written Exam:

 Depending on the role you’re applying for, you may need to take a written

exam. Prepare thoroughly and stay updated with the syllabus.

Physical Fitness Test:

As mentioned earlier, this test evaluates your physical capabilities. Practice

regularly and maintain a healthy diet.

Medical Examination:

You’ll undergo a medical examination to ensure you meet the required

health standards.

Personal Interview:

This step assesses your communication skills and personality traits

Merit List and Training:

If you clear all the stages, you’ll be placed on the merit list and subsequently

receive training.

 joining the Indian Army. It’s not your ordinary career choice; it’s more like

making a solemn promise to serve our nation. Can you imagine being a

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make a name for yourself in the Indian Army.

Don’t hold back on your aspirations – embrace them! Work hard, and

let’s together shatter those stereotypes. You’ve got this!

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[akishaha]

Hands in bus

[benecare-hospital]

Happy National Girl Child day of India

National Girl Child Day in India is celebrated on January 24 every year to support every girl child's rights. The purpose of this girl child day is to highlight the inequality that girls suffer.

[rightnewshindi]

67 साल के बूढ़े ने 10 साल की बच्ची को बनाया हवस का शिकार, 'गुड टच-बैड टच सेशन' में हुआ खुलासा

Pune Rape News: पुणे के एक स्कूल में 10 साल की बच्ची की बातें सुनकर हर कोई हैरान रह गया। स्कूल में ‘गुड टच-बैड टच सेशन’ के दौरान बच्ची ने बताया कि 67 साल के एक बुजुर्ग ने उसके साथ दुष्कर्म किया है। बच्ची के मुताबिक, बुजुर्ग का घर उसी रोड पर है, जहां से वह स्कूल आती-जाती है। मामला सामने आते ही स्कूल प्रशासन ने बच्ची के माता-पिता से संपर्क किया। इसके बाद मामले की जानकारी पुलिस को दी गई। इसके बाद…

[desifleabag]

Hello beautiful people out here!

I am Deepali. I am from Pune, Maharashtra. I am 21 years old (shaadi ki umar)

Desi fleabag? Because I relate the most with that specific character. Horny, messy, vulnerable, and crazy all the time but also considerate, expressive, and kind. I am a desi version of her.

🎀What I like? I like to dance, sing, journal, write poems and stories, and doom scroll all the time

📍Professional side of me

I did my bachelor's in philosophy. I have been working in an organization for quite a long time. I am a content writer. I am a writer/poet. I am an open mic performer. I have performed at esteemed platforms like tapeatale, poemsindia, kommune, and many more. I am a psychology and sociology student too. I am a co-facilitator and youth lead in different schools through my organization. I have worked on poetry anthology books.

The most important part of my life is being a poet or a writer. It's been a decade since I started writing, and professionally, it's been two years. My poetry and stories revolve around different and unique topics like mental health, family dynamics, feminism, societal norms and culture, romance, life intricacies, friendship, etc. I love being a poet and telling people stories about me and the world because I believe poetry is everywhere. I have a blog called Sip and Sofa Stories where I share the most wholesome blogs and fun-to-read stories.

Not much of a reader, but I like reading poetry by Sylvia Plath and more female writers.

💌 Movies and songs? I am a die-hard fan of Bollywood. I listen to 2000s Bollywood and retro songs. No one can challenge me the way I vibe on these songs and dance. My childhood is memorable because of Sunidhi Chauhan, Lata Mangeshkar, Kishore Kumar, RD Burman, Asha Bhosle, Sonu Nigam, Shaan, Arijit Singh, and many more artists. I also listen to Kpop, pop, indie type of music on days when I am dissociating at the fullest. Hold my clutcher, I am a Swiftie and Lana Del Rey fan too, bitch.

I love Bollywood movies, and I am yet to discover more Western movies. I have a bunch of comfort movies like Ye Jawani Hai Dewaani, Piku, Om Shaanti Om, etc.

🪕 My aesthetic type? A combination of Geet and Piku and a little bit of Poo vibe sometimes. But I love desi clothes. Kurti, jhumkas, bindi, bangles, oh god I love being a woman.

Interesting facts about me :

🌸I have three tattoos on my body (Crescent moon, "you're on your own kid" title, "grateful"). I love getting tattoos!!

🥃Loneliness who? I go to bars, cafes, and parks alone because why not. I fear no god.

💛I never was in a relationship, just some hardcore crushes who crushed my soul.

❤️‍🩹I have been in therapy for almost three years and on and off on meds. GAD (generalized anxiety disorder) gang assemble!

😶‍🌫️I love and hate spending time on LinkedIn. Girl boss era.

💬I write poetry about my crushes and defame my ex-friends. They know it very well! Lol.

I am a hopeless romantic and a professional delusional person. I will cook the best scenarios in my head and write about them. I romanticize life on another level though there are 156 rupees in my bank account by going to aesthetic cafes.

:¨ ·.· ¨:

`· . ୨୧⭒๋࣭ ⭑ 𝛢𝑛𝑑 𝑤ℎ𝘰'𝑠 𝑔𝘰𝑛𝑛𝑎 𝑘𝑖𝑠𝑠 𝘵ℎ𝑒 𝑏𝑟𝘰𝑤𝑛 ℎ𝑎𝑖𝑟𝑒𝑑 𝑔𝑖𝑟𝑙𝑠,𝑊ℎ𝘰'𝑠 𝑔𝘰𝑛𝑛𝑎 𝑤𝑖𝑝𝑒 𝑎𝑤𝑎𝑦 𝘵ℎ𝑒𝑖𝑟 𝘵𝑒𝑎𝑟𝑠? ⊹ ‧₊˚

🖇To connect with me

𖹭 kavitavali.deepali to read my poems and stories on instagram

𖹭 sip and sofa stories blog. I write monthly blogs

Thankyou for reading my long ass introduction! Flying kiss tumhai💋

[srbachchan]

DAY 5919

StWork, Mumbai May 2, 2024 Thu 12:49 PM

Birthday - EF - Elena Iankova Friday, 3 May .. and all our wishes for a happy birthday

🌹

Yo !

here before time for a very big change .. haha ..

but at work and got a bit of time and BOOM !

got to say the travel from Juhu home to work Marine Drive in 30 mins .. amazing Coastal Road and the Tunnel emerging on Marine Drive , just before its flyover and simply amazing .. !

Super constructed roads, tunnel, neat clean construct .. no traffic jams .. and done ..

Ok just to change the topic .. here is something to know :

Know what is a "mondegreen?'

MONDEGREENS

If you’ve been listening to rock music, you know it’s often hard to make out the lyrics. They sing it their way and we hear it our way.

Jimi Hendrix famously sang the phrase “While I kiss the sky” which was heard by thousands as “While I kissed this guy.”

CCR’s popular song originally said, “There’s a bad moon on the rise.” Many heard it as “There’s a bathroom on the right.”

Deep Purple’s still-popular chorus (known for its timeless guitar riff) “Smoke on the water/Fire in the sky” was misheard as “Smoke on the water/Fire engine guy.”

Nirvana’s anthem “Smells like Teen Spirit” had the lines, “Here we are now/Entertain us.” They were misheard as, “Here we are now/In containers.”

When Elvis Presley sang, “Everybody in the whole cell block”, many heard it as” Everybody in a wholesale frock”

There’s actually a word for misheard lyrics like these.

Mondegreen.

Some mondegreens became so famous that even artistes like Hendrix and CCR sang the misheard versions in their live concerts in a spirit of fun and tease.

It’s not just in pop songs that mondegreens occur. The US national anthem begins with the lofty words, “Oh say, can you see, by the dawn’s early light.’ Some heard them as “José, can you see…”

Occasionally, mondegreens had an interesting side-effect. Joe Cocker sang of a ‘lovely planet’ which was misheard as ‘lonely planet.’ The latter became the name of a well-known travel guide series of books.

No one knows why we hear the wrong thing although there are theories. It’s akin to the game of Chinese Whispers where the original line gets progressively distorted into some hilarious garbage by the time it reaches the last guy.

Mondegreens are not restricted to English alone. South Indians, with limited knowledge of Hindi, were taught patriotic songs in Hindi by zealous teachers. A popular one had the repeating phrase, “Bara tamata.” School students sang it with great gusto. Years later, some of them realized the actual words were “Bharat Mata.”

A popular line from Qurbani song, “Aap jaisa koi meri/zindagee mein aaye/ toh baat bun jaaye” was understood as “Aap jaisa koi…toh baap bun jaaye.” The defective version made sense to many who saw Zeenat Aman gyrating on those lyrics while gaping at Feroz Khan.

Many who weren’t familiar with the hill station between Bombay and Pune heard the Gulaami song as “Haathi ka andaa la” until they realized it was “Aati kya Khandala”.

I have a friend, her name is Geeta. Her family called her Gitu. Throughout her childhood and youth, she thought Rajesh Khanna was singing for her, when he said, ”Mere sapnon ki raani kab aaye Gitu”.

'Mondegreen' sounds French but isn't. In 1954, a writer at Harper’s Magazine remembered how as a little girl she misheard an old English ballad. The actual words, saluting a dead war hero, were:

𝘛𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘴𝘭𝘢𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘌𝘢𝘳𝘭 𝘰' 𝘔𝘰𝘳𝘢𝘺 𝘈𝘯𝘥 𝘭𝘢𝘪𝘥 𝘩𝘪𝘮 𝘰𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘨𝘳𝘦𝘦𝘯.

She heard them as:

𝘛𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘴𝘭𝘢𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘌𝘢𝘳𝘭 𝘰' 𝘔𝘰𝘳𝘢𝘺 𝘈𝘯𝘥 𝘓𝘢𝘥𝘺 𝘔𝘰𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘨𝘳𝘦𝘦𝘯.

And thus was born the word ‘mondegreen’ to signify all misheard lyrics from that moment on.

Turns out, mondegreen itself started life as a mondegreen.

sent to me by a friend .. 🤣🤣

More perhaps later .. or perhaps not ..

Amitabh Bachchan

and some more .. a very pertinent article in TOI ..