#Proffession

[audiiperson]

As Nagisa Shiota once said, "Stop it, Professer Bitch! I can't breathe through your enormous ta-tas!"

[sugar-omi]

PLSSSS if baxter were my prof id flunk so fast spending class thinking about nothing but the most toe curling, eye rolling, soul departing, back shottiest dick down known to man-

LMAOOO STOP I FORGOT TO RESPOND TO THIS BUT YOU ALMOST MADE ME LAUGH ON FRONT OF MY GRANDMA. I HAD TO HIDE THE SCREEN

YOU ARE SO RIGHT THOUGH

I literally need to write this shit down. toe curling, SOUL DEPARTING??? IS FUCKING CRAZY AND I NEED TO REMEMBER IT

omg n yknow I'm a cove lover... I'd ACTUALLY be tryna get into his pants mid class. please do not wake up the 🐱 rn, i have to be up early, I cannot feed its delusions...

[maria-ruta]

couldn’t resist and made barbie posters with my ocs hahaha

Berry gets to be Ken AND Barbie bc he’s special blorbo like that <XD

barbie selfie maker

[prompt-master]

Theres some kinda gay pining bullshit going on here

[my-chemical-aromance]

sometimes (a lot) when i’m down i’ll remember when i went to the fair with my friends in august and me and two others went on the g-force. my one friend had never been on it before, and it’s my favorite ride. i remember when the ride was hitting it’s peak and spinning it’s fastest, i look over at him. he’d been laughing like a maniac the entire time and looking over at him, i can still see his face clear in my head. his smile was so wide, so bright. it’s like it lit my entire body on fire. it was a split second of ecstasy and pure unbridled joy. i didnt want to look away. i’m in love with all my friends but i fell a little harder for him in that moment. /p

[midwestharpy]

HES BACK!!

[ramdotnet]

Guys help hes got me hostage

[scientistkisser]

THIS IS THE BEST FUCKING DAY OF MY LIFE

Your Tumblr username decides your profession. How is your first day at work?

[smudgedeyeshadow]

i luv when friends give unsolicited opinions that r genuinely unhelpful and make me feel worse!

[itsjustlikefallingsnow]

whoever uses /p after typing 'im in love with you' is a coward. i keep my friends guessing. what if i am in love with you. what if im secretly living out slowburn pining and you're just oblivious. INTEND your love your confessions MAKE your friends worried BE the change you want to see in the world

[urfavlarry]

Hi! I was wondering if I can request joost Klein dating hc’s of him dating a fem!model or gn which ever one 😚?

Fashion

Joost Klein x model!reader

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let’s you style him

he’d be like “you’re the professional”

takes hundreds and hundreds of pictures of you (he’d do it wether you were a model or not but had a lot more from your shows)

buys every magazine you manage to get on

you trash talk the industry

if you work in a toxic environment like the manager/boss demands you to not eat for a long period of time or to go on a very unhealthy diet then he’d bring you lunch to work and glare at anyone who dares say anything

doesn’t care if you get fired, if they can’t appreciate you’re lovely body or you as a whole they dont need you

shows you off to everyone like you’re pure gold

he really is your number 1 fan

checks in on you if everything is okay because he knew how tough the industry and especially the “fans/papparazzi” can get

i can see him writing a song about you.. or mentioning you in a song.. naming a song/album after you 🤔

overall he’d act like he would with a s/o who had any other proffession.. just a little more worried for you and your health and his gallery.. more full of you :))

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[tare-anime]

It seems that Endo is cooking some delicious food and he needs more time. 👀

So, while waiting shall we read other series?

May I reccomend an Isekai genre that is quite something 😏😏😏 ?

7th Time Loop: The Villainess Enjoys a Carefree Life Married to Her Worst Enemy

(Such a long title. It's known as "7th Time Loop" for short)

Now I almost never read Isekai genre. Because, come on, the concept is totally ridiculous 😅. And the main poin of Isekai is to make the MC got tremendous skills without making them over powered.

Apparently time loop is included in this genre. And it's normally not my cup of tea, because it can be so confusing.

Isekai is one of my hubby's favorite genre though, so through conversations I know several series. And I even following "Campfire Cooking in Another World with My Absurd Skill" all for the food. (I loooooveeee cooking manga)

Anyway, one day, my YT feed showed me this thumbnail from Muse Asia channel

And me seeing a Heroine wielding a sword???

I'm sold 🤣🤣🤣

So I tried to watch the 2 episodes available and what do you know???? I'm hooked!!

Okay, I gotta admit that the first impression I got is to think this series as TwiYor mixed with DamiAnya Royal AU 🤣🤣🤣 I mean, the color theme of the MCs are DamiAnya, no? But the way they act are a bit mixture of TwiYor and DamiAnya.

The series tells a story of Rishe (female MCs) weird phenomenon, that is being trapped in a time loop after she was dumped by the Crown Prince of her kingdom (Hermity Kingdom).

Throughout her life, Rishe has always being thought that her purposes in life is only to be the Crown Princess and marry the Crown Prince. Nothing else matters. (Not even intelligence or curiosity to learn something). So, failing to fulfill her role equals to her life being worthless, and she is disowed by her family.

But she then meets with a merchant, and she is thaught that there are so many possibilities in her live. That the world is vast. And nothing can define her purposes in life but herself. Rishe then learn to be a merchant and she succeed. Unfortunately, 5 years later, she died in a war.

Returning to the place and time when the Prince annulled her engangement, she then tried to recreate her first loop, but failed. So she learn to be apothecary instead. Yet, 5 years later, she died.

It goes on and on, and everytime she learns other proffessions. Until during her 6th time loop, when Rishe crossdressing as a man and becoming a knight, she finally met with the person responsible for the war.

Emperor Arnold Hein. The ruthless and cruel man. And during this time line he killed her directly (quite literally stabbed her heart with a sword) .

All this time, Rishe has worked really hard but she always died 5 years later. So, right now, in her 7th time loop, she intended to life a lazy live with intention of staying alive.

Alas, (or fate?), during her run from the Prince who dumped her, Rishe bumps unto non other than (younger) Arnold Hein himself. She actually runs away from him, as gracefully as she can, because that man has just killed her in previous loop, and the one responsible in her death in all of her earlier loop.

But, Prince Arnold (apparently) sensing something different in her, and follows her. Until after seeing the way Rishe takes care of the series of commotion happen afterwards, he steps up and... well... propose to her. 🤣🤣🤣

Arnold's reason is simple. He is enamored. Maybe because the way Rishe acts and solves problems are different than other princess he has encountered. Plus she seems know how to use sword. Fluently.

But Rishe is terrified and thus she refused, at first. After several negotiations, and after Prince Arnold promise to fulfill her wish to "live an easy and lazy life", she agrees to follow him to Kingdom of Garkhein, and becoming the Hostage Princess.

So the story then revolves around Rishe's shenanigans in her trying to understand the one person who is responsible for her death in 5 years in the future and her schemes to stay alive.

The "battle of strategies" between a very skillful Rishe (all with her previous 6 lives knowledge) with Arnold genuine prowress, is the main attraction of this series IMO. 🥰🥰🥰

That, and of course, the budding romance between Rishe and Arnold. Despite very capable in almost every field, both of them can be so dumb if it's about their own feelings. And these small romance scenes always always managed to make me squeaaalll in delight. 🤣🤣🤣

For example, during one of the arc, Rishe has been running around doing her schemes here and there, and she's exhausted. But she still try to understand what is going on between Arnold and his younger brother Theodore.

At the end she succeed , she finally succumb to her tiredness, and despite his cold exterior, Arnold is actually grateful for her help, and smiled fondly at her.

I--

Just like TwiYor at chp 56!!!!! When Loid has to carry an exhausted Yor and he just smiled fondly at her.

Aaaaahhhhh!!!

TL;DR Read 7th time loop while waiting for the next SxF chapter. It's a SxF Royal AU fantastic series. 🥰

[marchtooctober]

Twilight finally steps into Loid Forger's home. It was late at night and he thought for sure that everybody was already asleep, save for Bond who might get overzealous and wake everyone up. But the moment he closes the door, a figure appeared through his vision.

It was Yor, putting away laundry. She put them down and walked over to Loid.

"Loid! You're finally back!" She says in quiet surprise. Bond circled around them.

Loid pat Bond's head who then went back to his spot right away. Then he turned to Yor.

"I'm home. Sorry, I'm very late... I must have made you worried."

"Uhm... No! It's okay... You must have been very busy at work. " Yor asked.

"Well..." Loid's voice trailed off.

If only she knows what this man just went through.

"Yes... I had a very tough patient I had to deal with." He finally said.

Yor's eyes went wide.

"Did you have another concussive session with a patient?! Did you get hurt anywhere?! Oh, look! You have bruises! Let's treat you! Sorry, I didn't notice right away. It's dim." Yor stared at him with obviously worried eyes.

Loid couldn't stare back at her, feeling that he might end up letting his guard down.

"N-No! There's no need for that. My bruises are not that bad. I'm just... really tired with dealing with my patient today."

"Do you want some tea before you rest?"

Loid was very ready to retire to bed and sleep away the pain of his arm's gunshot wound. But chances of peace with Yor are ever so rare that he willed himself to stay.

"Ah... Sure."

"Okay. I'll pour you a cup."

Yor seated herself beside Loid on the sofa. The closeness made Loid all tingly but in a very comforting way. For the most of time, they were silent. Then Yor gave repeated glances at Loid.

"Is there something bothering you, Yor?"

"A-Wha-What? Sorry! It's just..." Yor emptied her cup and placed it on the table before continuing.

"Seeing that you can get hurt like this for treating a patient... Are you still okay with it?"

Loid seemed to be caught off guard, he only stared right back at Yor.

"Don't you regret being a psychiatrist?"

The silenced prolonged. The question gave a deep impression to Loid, to Twilight. As if asking if he regrets being a spy.

"Sorry! That was rude of me to ask! I'm not even the one to speak. I'm really sorry! You don't need to answer that, Loid."

Loid also placed his own empty cup on the table. He leaned back and stared up the ceiling.

"No. I don't regret it. Even when I get hurt doing this proffession. Because it's something that I have decided a long time ago. So there's nothing else for me but to stick with it, even during the hard times."

Yor fell silent, her eyes glinting as if understanding Loid's words very well.

Loid closed his eyes and recalled right away what he just said. It was something he just blurted out but it's true. Not only for him, but also for everyone else who decided their own path.

He drew his head back, almost hanging to the side. His mind is in total disarray. His eyes fluttered open in time only to see Yor leaning over him. Too tired and slow to react, his mind suddenly went blank when he felt a kiss on his forehead.

"You did well." Yor said and sat back.

Her calm demeanor quickly turned into surprise, and she covered her face with her hands.

Loid fixed himself in an instant, sitting properly. He faced a very embarrassed Yor. Internally, he was just as embarrassed because of their proximity just now.

"N-No! It's not what you think it is! I just..." Yor said and waved her hands.

"C-Calm down, Yor! Speak slowly." Loid said with a similarly frantic gesture.

After a few breaths, Yor continued.

"My coworkers told me that... a... w-welcome home kiss is a common thing between couples. B-But I couldn't do it earlier and you're too tired from work so I... just wanted to comfort you instead." She said and shyly looked at Loid.

Loid took a deep breath.

"Thank you, Yor. And I'm sorry." He said.

"What? You have nothing to apologize! I'm... the one who should say sorry."

"I'm sorry because I..."

His words trailed off once more as his body started moving on its own. It was as if his arm was no longer in pain and reached out for Yor's face. In an instant, Loid closed off the distance and pulled Yor into a kiss.

It was a kiss that was warmer than the tea they just had. Loid closes his eyes and thoroughly felt Yor's lips, his hand gently holding the base of her head. Yor was wide-eyed for a second before she let herself be pulled in deeper. To her, this first kiss doesn't taste like lemon. It was the sweetest thing there ever was.

All thought is lost, only this moment remains. And perhaps, it's just what Loid really needed as a reward after a hard day's work.

[slappels]

I think both "anyone can be an artist" and "an artist can be anyone" are counterproductive. To me, everyone IS an artist. Anyone who has expressed a thought ever is an artist. There simply is no solid line to be drawn between what is and isnt art. When you jokingly take a picture of a friend's forehead with the 0.5 lens in ur phone you are doing photography. When you send a tweet you are doing writing. when you say something that's poetry, everyone is an artist.

just like you can't make a distinction between 'real' and 'fake' art, or 'high' and 'low' art, you cant make a distinction between 'artist' and 'non-artist'.

there is no soul of an artist that distinguishes them from some 'non-artist' category of person that could simply never comprehend what it is like. anyone can make art. you should know this by now. from ratatouille

[2truehearts]

when your cheeks start to flare up - and not in the good sense - athanasia will be all over you as if you were dangerously precarious and could fall at any moment. she tries her best to assist you on her own but good intentions oftentimes cannot solve latching fevers; so she calls for a doctor (which are the absolute best at their proffession, mind you) (and yes that is doctor without an s, you miraculously convinvced your lover to not summon the whole kingdom's supply of doctors - however barely) and lets them treat you instead. her hands might've been a bit clumsy when the doctor takes their leave, saying more than fives times to the princess that no, you aren't on your death bed - but be rest assured, she listened to their every word and follow them well. if lucas finds out you're sick, he'll worry, yes - but he knows you're capable enough to take care of yourself (but that still does not prevent him from eyeing you like a goddamn hawk). you'll know he knows when the man is all over you like the newest disease you've caught; and you find he's more annoying than the constant coughs and bitter medication because heavens he chastises you for every single thing more than before when ill. you tripped over the uneven part of a carpet? you're going blind and dumber by the minute. you bumped into a wall? same thing but this time he says your brain rolled out of your head when you tripped earlier. doesn't he know that you shouldn't piss off someone who's sick?? seriously, this man is ten times more annoying but make it in a caring way that makes you take care of yourself more so you don't have to go through that hell, ever again. @strangerspdf 2023.

[fictionaltrvlr]

professor professorson??

what?? it’s dutch! i tHiNk iT mEaNs pRofFesSeR