#Problematic selfship

[voltaic-chains]

Shout-out to selfshippers who are much older than their F/Os and don't age down their S/Is.

Shout-out to selfshippers who are much younger than their F/Os and don't age up their S/Is.

Shout-out to selfshippers whose F/Os and S/Is are related.

Shout-out to selfshippers whose relationships with their F/Os are toxic or borderline abusive.

Shout-out to selfshippers who treat their F/Os closer to a pet or a toy than a partner.

Shout-out to yandere, stalker, or otherwise violent selfshippers.

Shout-out to selfshippers whose F/Os hate them but aren't given a choice.

Shout-out to selfshippers who don't care about their F/O's boundaries.

[night-of-thyme]

make a playlist of shit YOU think your f/o would listen to and rb it here

ill probably listen and save some if i like them

yes, this IS an excuse for me to share my dave strider playlist

check it out cmon i think its accurate

[dolls-self-ships]

just saw someone on a self shipping post say to not use the word "obsessed" to describe their feelings for their f/o bc it's harmful to those with ocd and as someone with severe ocd please shut the fuck up and go outside oh my god

[miiconsole]

I have no excuse for this one

[redheadcadavar]

Allen and Matt!

Backlighting is the colour I usually colour thier mouths.

[ver-slxt]

yeah thats SUCH normal bonding /sarc

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i am literally so (not) normal about these two and i am staying up COOKING some headcannons about them ૮₍ • ˕ - ₎ა♡₊˚

[voltaic-chains]

Imagine breaking into your F/O's home late at night, while they're fast asleep, and taking them for yourself. Tying them up before they can react, not even giving them to chance to realize their kidnapper is their beloved S/I. Once you've taken them all to way to their new home and finally let them speak again, they'll cry out for you, still not realizing, that they made a very big mistake by trusting you. It's alright though... because now, they're right where they belong.

[night-of-thyme]

Can I make a request for a Lil drabble about reader's f/o hardcore stalking them 👉👈 maybe reader is totally into it...

AHHH YES!!!! I LOVE STALKER STUFF

also this is gonna be a ton of scattered ideas but ill try making it coherent

cw: mention of dead animals (no detail), stalking (obviously), gore? yeah.

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your f/o seems to be everywhere you are, as if they know exactly where youre going. you didnt think much of it at first but now that a few weeks have gone by, youre a bit nervous seeing them from nowhere. its becoming clear that theyre probably stalking you but for some reason you arent completely disgusted or freaked out. you kinda wanna see how far they go.

they leave dead animals on your doorstep, notes on your door and windows, and have set up cameras that you definitely noticed but havent pointed out. you just wanna see how far it goes, its not like theyll go that far, right?

theyve gotten into your home multiple times, they take photos of you when you sleep. your peaceful state driving them to do whatever they want. they dont even worry about waking you, they know youre not going to do anything. they have you wrapped around their finger and you know it, you just deny it.

the breaking and entering becomes almost a nightly thing at this point, you notice a few love letters they left out and read them just like every morning. its the same old thing, how theyd kill for you, theyd gut themselves to be yours, theyd rip your eyes out and keep them in a jar full of your beautiful tears, etc. you think its lovely so you keep the notes in a box for later.

maybe youre just as crazy for them as they are for you, they have their eye on you and know everything about you so theyd totally know if the feeling was mutual. you suppose the reason they havent said anything yet is because they enjoy this little game they have with you. they love writing you notes, watching you on the cameras, and leaving you insane gifts on your steps. maybe theyll wrap it up when they run out of the light rosey pink paper and red ink they love writing to you with so much. maybe theyll just invest in more. or maybe youll turn the tables and stalk them too.

youre perfect for each other.

[satorugojoswiife]

What do you think about gojo ships

I feel like I'm pretty indifferent to most of them. This is super cringe of me, but whenever I fall super in love with a character I don't often like shipping them romantically with anyone. 💀 (im delusional I know)

It doesn't help that for some reason the jjk fandom (especially twt) is weirdly aggressive about ships. I know it isn't all the shippers and it's mostly just the loud minority, but seeing so much of the discourse has kinda put me off and I don't really engage much with the ships in the fandom except for rarepairs and selfships bc alot of the time those communities are more wholesome and cozy (if that makes sense LOL)

[selfship-nyx]

In honor of me deciding 🐁 is a MAJOR fucked up stalker

[princess-hope-selfships]

hey you know what, while I'm making myself unlikeable, here's another ~hot take~ of mine.

people with cluster b disorders are allowed to romanticize "yandere" themes however they fucking want and if you don't like it then block me and anyone else who thinks so instead of acting like we're fucking insane. We already get told we're insane enough lmao

signed, an exhausted borderline personality selfshipper who just wants her f/os to obsess over her and/or for my s/i to obsess over my f/os, in thought scenarios that I fucking control that don't hurt me or anyone else.

[redheadcadavar]

Mouthwashing except im an alien that takes over the ship and ii like jimy and he hates me <3

[ver-slxt]

yeah, your toxic yaoi ship is cool…

BUT

have you shipped the OG?

they fuck

HARD

[sweetjak]

imagine tender kisses with your captive f/o, maybe under the pretense that you'll grant them just a little more freedom if they comply. they can't believe they let you talk them into this, but... maybe it's not so bad?

[prussiasqueen]

Hey yall so…

Imagine…

Being anti and loving Hetalia… being a fan of Hetalia and being an anti—

You do realize that Hetalia is a proshipper show right? I mean … most pairings are problematic and more than like incestous and or sexually aggressive and explicit too. So… LOL.

I hopped on a discord server and one of the people who owns it was like “DNI if proshipper” on their card or whatever the fuck—

Like mother fucker do you not know what Hetalia is?

Do you really have these delulu sunglasses on that make you see nothing wrong? Eehehehehe… dammit this shit cracks me up.

Oh and GET THIS?! The person was underage and they liked one of the most controversial characters in Hetalia that was known for being problematic and also icky … FRANCE…

France literally violated other nations and did some messed up shit and yet you’re saying “dni proshippers”

Hahahah no..

Just no.

Stop you’re embarrassing yourself …