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Can Monster Prom let Miranda be something other than a political caricature for five minutes
#monster prom#miranda vanderbilt#she has spoken#I feel like the frustrating thing about Miranda is that her character concept is really creative and has a lot of potential#Like “cutesy bubbly princess being a bigoted maniac that is used to critique classism and monarchinism” is a great idea!#Problem is in the first game at least#that's all there was to her#Now this would be fine if Miri wasn't anything more a funny strawman#but she isn't#instead the player somehow has to get emotionally attached to the genocidal would be tyrant#and like I'm not saying that the devs should've scrubbed Miranda of all her flaws#the tagline of this game is literally “be your worst self” after all#I just think it would be neat if we got more events of her showing different sides of herself would be neat#and the game could STILL show how evil Miranda is even when she's showing her redeeming qualities#for example: why not an event with Miranda ordering her guards to shield her friends#while trying to brutally murder the birds that happen to be flying that day#or have her executing one of her classmates for insulting her sisters#also no Miranda's ending in the second term DLC does not flesh her out better#I do like Miranda's characterization in monster road trip but having her decide to be a better person out of nowhere was disappointing
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I beat Veilguard.
It's 4am. I'm a mess. I'm in tears.
#datv spoilers#the moment that completely broke me#''Ich entlasse Euch aus meinen Diensten''#Ar lasa mala revas#you are free#and so am I.. I feel like I've ascended from Solavellan Hell to Solavellan Heaven after ten flippin years#I think an embrace would have hit me even harder than a kiss at the end.. but it was just done so beautifully#I've always had one wish for Solas' story regardless of all the speculation and theories made over the years#and that was for him to find peace#so these are mostly tears of joy#I'm too overwhelmed to find the right words now#this game had many glaring problems to me but I still had a great time and there are many things to love#and maybe I mourn the potential of what could have been#the Veil still being up is.... very unexpected to say the least?#but Act 3 was incredible and god did that ending hit all the right spots for me#it's so strange to say ''goodbye'' to a character that you've been thinking about for so long#but I'm so thankful to have closure now#my heart is full#you know what's crazy?#right after that final cutscene ended I saw that it had actually started to snow outside for the first time this season#snow symbolizes purity or something right?#and that just made me think of how Solas used to envy Sera for her purity of purpose that he lacked#I like to think he regained it now#thinking about a little Wisdom spirit#hmm#I don't think I can sleep now#I think I'll just watch the snow a little more
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Holding out hope that the writing in veilguard will get more bearable but rook saying to lucanis that it's "not nice that Spite hurt him" and he "shouldn't accept that it’s fine bc it wouldn't be ok if a person did that" like. That is a demon. Built off a single emotion called SPITE. Rook I am finding it really hard to believe that u have lived in thedas for more than 30 seconds.
#wow the demons which are one of the consistently evil forces in these games did something bad#hey players do you know that that was not nice#ok thank you. do u think I am 4#dav spoilers#veilguard spoilers#dragon age the veilguard#also grinding my gears that everyone (including dalish elves???) just immediately accept the evanuris are evil/have come back#like the first person to not immediately believe it is the first warden and honestly he is the only character so far I respect#like maybe if this was like inquisition and a huge hole in the sky/rifts opened everywhere#but it seems like nothing like that happened but everyone somehow magically knows about the ritual and instantly believes everything rook sa#the more I think about these things the more annoyed I get#guys did you know being a leader means u sometimes need to make hard decisions... varric taught me that in my ma15+ game#i am enjoying the combat at least lol and I like Bellara and want to see Babylon so I'm in it for the long haul#why does everyone have a gun to their head making them nice though like it's so painfully out of place sometimes#and being able to only say the same thing but in a slightly boring slightly funny or slightly serious way is driving me insane#like I seem to be the only one who had no problem w the limits on dialogue in inquisition but this is driving me insane#Mourn watch rook what if you were somehow boring and nice. yay thank you bioware#ALSO rook stop talking and forming opinions without me getting to choose what u say like no I don't want u to day we have to save that perso#ok I swear I'm done now.. I need to go back to writing my thesis instead of grinding my teeth about this game#this is all coming from an inquisition enjoyer as well (sorry) but like so far I have found nothing I enjoyed about inquisition in this game#maybe if the inquisitor and Ghilan'nain are cool latee on I can focus on that (big maybe)#I am only early on still (just met first warden) so there is still time... i guess..
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been obsessed with astarion ever since bg3 came out. wanted to play it (in large part) for astarion. admired astarion from afar for months in an non-spoiler free fashion. finally got a ps5 and bg3 with the full intention to romance astarion… cracked as soon as i saw the option to romance shadowheart.
#martie.txt#bg3#shadowheart#and honestly with basically zero hesitation#saw the ‘i’d like to get to know you better’ option and blacked out#*jo march voice* beautiful goth women-#this is gonna lead me to replay the game immediately after finishing it so i can romance astarion that time#and not crack again i repeat NOT CRACK AGAIN#the problem with shadowheart appearing first is so dire bc i can’t think of the long game and resist#this is like the yennefer triss dilemma all over again#triss shows up first and she’s so impossible to resist… even though i do want to see the yennefer path at least once
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... why he sit like this
#in this position his face is extremely 'cartoon cat' shaped.. like the perfectly round cheeks and little#rounded bump of a snout.. big round eyes. etc. stretched over the arm of a chair like a weirdo#cats#It's still Hot Evil Summer time and I have so much to do so am just aimlessly hopping between various projects but not actually#getting anything done. as usual. Also so so so so tired. I almost fell asleep in the middle of the floor like 3 times today lol#Trying to finish some costume photos and also another poll adventure thing. plus I do really want to do a sculpture sometime#I haven't finished one in a while. Hopefully my tiredness is nothing bad.#Maybe I'm anemic again so that's making me tired. Or maybe it's just a Listless phase. not that I'm ever really THAT productive considering#all of the health problems and etc. always holding me back. but still. I'm not usually 'sleep or just stare at a wall literally all day' ty#e unproductive.. at least not for multiple days in a row so. hmm... Sometimes especially in the summer though I will have periods of time#that are listless like that. I am under low level phyiscal stress for months at a time due to summer heat so I guess it makes sense#that would eventually take a toll. I just have SO MANY THINGS I WANT TO DO!!!!! AAUUGhhh#I also came up with a new idea for a game that is so so cool and I wish I could make it but I have to finish the other one first lol#which I will NEVER do. if I spend all day just sleepy unfocused barely able to do anything#I also really need to sell some clothes and sculptures because I'll probably have to buy a new computer soon so I need money. (plus still#recovering the costs of having to euthanize my other cat.. wehh) There's nothing clearly wrong with it right now but it's getting gradually#slower and there's more weird glitches happening randomly and idk.. just weird things that make me think 'hmm... bad.. possibly.'#ANYWAY... I just have so much to do that I both REALLY want or need to do - so it's perpetually frustrating that I just can't for whatever#reason like. Time is always mving forward. every day I waste is a wasted day. The year is already almost half over. I havent finished#any of the projects I wanted to .. and there's only more and more things to do each day. It's overwhelming and stinky#and thats not even considering having to do all of my tasks also with the background noise of economic inequality. everything increasingly#going into an even scarier political direction. active climate change crisis. pandemic that still exists and is insane to act otherwise. et#etc. HOW am I supposed to solo make two whole games . write 3 book series. finish sculptures. do costumes. make outfits. game videos. make#stable network of social connections. do my little side crafts. take care of myself and cats. pay rent. manage health issues. keep a routin#.try to make some sort of money. go to doctors appointments. handle regular maintenance like cleaning and cooking and self care#and buying new plates when old ones break or etc. make sure to do other things like backup my computer data regularly. do shopping lists.#take care of plants. pursue like 6 different academic interests. do the other side side projects I have for fun (like music or carving avoc#ado pits). eat in a healthy way thats okay for my Special Health Issue diet. exercise so i don't die early. etc. etc. etc. AND all while it#82F in my apartment all the time and I have tiny income and also need to move to another country/climate somehow??? lol......#ANYWAY.. ..very frustrated today over my chronic Tired Sleepy.. time for Cat Photos - which cure all of life's ailments lol
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I really can't say enough good things about the expression work they did with rook in this scene, the way you can see it all dawn for them and all the little nuances along the way. I've had some trouble at points to get rye's more distinct features to play nice with whatever the facial animation setup is (still always tweaking. every day in every way we get closer and closer etc., getting the mouth to move just right is such a struggle for many scenes lol), but in this it really worked out. perfectly. yeah, that is exactly how he would emote and I would DIE for him. just. look at him. his hard tight little mouth like a child furiously holding back tears. the shifts between vulnerability and anger, the swell of fury rising through that angry option. the way you can see his eyes go wide at hearing the companion's voices and how he immediately realizes that joining them means leaving varric behind. the warring emotions at 'you're not alone' -- confusion, wanting to protest, knowing varric is right but maybe not quite how yet. so much of the arc I'd envisioned for Rye going in hinged on this scene, and I'm so glad that when I got there it worked out so well. yeah. that's how it happened.
(I also like that you can see how tough it is for varric to be faced with 'I can't do this alone' and having to let rook down, in a way. it's the one time he glances away from rook not contemplatively but reflexively. looking up at the path they're going to have to walk -- without him. having to send them off with nothing but words and hope and your faith in them, because you can't be there with them anymore. and he only lets himself look sad when rook turns their back to him for a moment. the parent feelings in that. ouch aou aough I'm. fhsdjkfhas. ow. considering how little time rook and (plausibly real) varric actually spend on screen together, they really pack the animation so full of information and meaning when you look closely.)
also a true blink and you miss it moment but uh
yeah. sure solas wants to be a hero deep down. sure he deserves a second -- third?? fucking millionth????? -- chance to redeem himself. and I'll totally be the person to give it to him. don't you worry about it varric. you just rest now. I'll be taking it from here fhdsakj
extra heartbreak detail for the road: when varric tells rook not to get misty-eyed on him...
it's because they are actually visibly tearing up. so fuck me I guess
(also I know I'm always saying this lol allow me my broken record moment, but big shoutout to Jeff Berg for his voice acting as American masc Rook, this performance really has become so incredibly dear to me so quickly)
#sorry it cuts off so abruptly at the end I was fighting for my life against the ps5 clip length limitations lol have pity upon me#dragon age#dragon age: the veilguard#dragon age: the veilguard spoilers#dragon age spoilers#oc: Ellaryen Ingellvar#varric tethras#dragon age meta#for extremely understandable reasons they save the facial animation budget in this game for when they really need it.#but man. when they go there they go OFF and it HURTS ME#I think 'one step at a time' could be a decent varric & rye tag but it doesn't have that 'makes me feel crazy' element.#hm. I shall bide my time until some line of poetry knocks me the fuck out with feelings methinks#I do love rye's little face so impossibly much it brings me such simple joy just to. see him#I have refined a bit more now that I'm on a second playthrough and I think I'm starting to realize more what the sliders do#with better specificity and have troubleshot at least some of the problem areas I'd been noticing#(hilariously his makeup somehow didn't make it when I did the import character option so I spent the whole prologue yesterday#squinting at the screen a bit like... 'hm. he is my boy but something's slightly off'. and it was the fact that I was seeing#his nakey eyes for the first time in 150+ hours fjdsa. he looks even more baby without all the kohl btw)#anyway in being able to show us characters welling up bioware has claimed so much power and I was not ready
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Of my 2% capacity to be attracted to anyone, my type is like 90% women, 5% pretty men and 5% men you would swear are super fucking manly, and never questioned being straight and cis, but are now suddenly *stressed* that they can't figure out why their attraction to me [fully socially interpreted as a woman and labelled that way up until relatively recently] feels incredibly fucking gay
#you are a straight man correct? Yes. Attracted to someone you view as a woman correct? Yes... But you are afraid that makes you gay?#Afraid is a strong word but also stop asking stupid questions#The end result is I tend to date a lot of men who either then realize they are women or bi or gay and I am there when they are taking out#the messiest parts of that on whoever they are with at the time#and on one hand it means I created a space that made them feel safe enough to self examine#but on the other hand I'm their last stop when the fallout hits#OR they just realize they find the expectations put on them for masculinity to be really oppressive even negligent or abusive#I would say I need to adjust my strategy and stop trying to 'woo' men the same way I don't actually -flirt- with women#but I have already solved this problem by refusing to date ever again#The retrospective is funny though#The problem is I am attracted to men in a gay way and to women in a gay way but no one tells you the consequence of that and looking#like a pretty butch is that it really confuses the straight guys#Like why is this guy who's usually hmmm... as dom and masc as you would imagine suddenly in my lap and red and having entire feelings#about the way I am holding his hip? He doesn't knoww either and he's really pressed about it#And that thing messy lesbians do where they act jealous of you and also like they want to fuck you at the same time that looks like a red#flag from hell? Imagine dragging that out of unsuspecting straight guys -menTM-#They don't know why they are acting like that around me either but it's going to go one of two ways#either it will seem overtly threatening and aggressive to everyone involved including themselves or they'll have enough social sense#and tact to be playful about it but still not be sure if they are flirting or whether they like me at all#I have patience for one of those and unfortunately[?] it's the guy who's in my lap looks like he's being tortured and can't find his footin#not the guy telling me how much he's going to beat my ass at some game and I am going to like it or some macho bullshit#And I will be oblivious for the first 50% of it#because if there are gods they are cruel#He never realized he's actually the little spoon be nice and give him a minute#He can't tell me he likes me if he doesn't know he likes me but I opened a jar for him and asked him about his feelings and now he's warm#I actually ended up never dating many women at all because of weird lesbian mixed signals and things#At least not while they were women#I don't flirt or make friends I just decide that people are mine and start taking care of them [while respecting their autonomy and shit]#and I am starting to think this is how I make problems for myself#yes I am playing 5-d chess with gender and am now a he/they but it is not what it is cracked up to be
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Wouldn't be an Owlcat game if I didn't have to start the whole game over, fifteen hours in.
#ursine musings#warhammer 40k rogue trader#at least it's narrative problems this time#i didn't do the prison before the planet and the planet seems to irrevocably end the damn chapter#which imo is really shitty b/c they also punish you for going to the planet late after getting the Navigator first#but if i do the prison as well will that make the planet even worse b/c i was even later? fuck me running#so idk wtf this game wants outta me like is it just meant to be harsh like that like damn
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#because I didn’t really like the pov of the first one but I don’t know where the second one should go so if you just. put em together#boom problem solved#poll#poll time#tumblr polls#my polls#polls#writing#writing poll#writing ideas#writing woes#writing stuff#please help#idk if I should. I might but Should I#I made a whole backstory for this character and then added a second backstory and I like that one way better so maybe I should just#get rid of the first one#like it wasn’t bad I guess but not what I’m looking for here#vanilla extract#please actually answer though I do genuinely want feedback#I mean I guess it’d be hard without context. uhh#originally 1 was a vr thing where the mc played games n stuff that surrounded her villain vr character#2 is just the vague idea of ‘hey what if someone died and was reincarnated as a system?’ but nothing more#the combo I’m thinking of will kinda be somewhere along the lines of Mc being the new system and the story surrounds the hero/villain stuff#with like gods and stuff being annoying assholes but at least having cool ideas sometimes#that’s all you’re getting for now though 😤 /lh
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DOS2 combat gets easier once you realise that it's not just about getting enemies' HP to 0, but you need to do everything in your power so that enemy NPCs don't get to do anything when it's their turn.
When they have no armour at all, neither physical nor magic, they're an easy target, because there's a wide variety of ways to stop them - knockdown, stun, charm, freeze, sleep, petrification, etc.
I've learned that there's often no point spreading the damage between physical and magic if you can help it, because it just makes chewing through both kinds of armour take longer (unless you have to, of course).
When they have much less physical armour than magic, then you wear them down with physical attacks, until they have no physical armour left, then knock them down or turn them into a chicken. Atrophy can be helpful against melee combatants, but not 100% reliable.
When they have much less magic armour than physical, you zap them with magic until there's no magic armour left, then freeze them, or stun, or petrify, or charm, or put them to sleep, etc. Plenty of options there.
And when they also have the Perseverance talent (the most annoying one ever), so you don't want to stun them or knock them down, because the talent makes their physical and magic armour regenerate after most disabling statuses, guess what - IT'S CHICKEN TIME! THE CHICKEN CLAW SPELL STILL WORKS! Oh, the chicken form has timed out? MORE CHICKEN TIME! Learn Chicken Claw. And always carry some back up Chicken Claw scrolls. Not even the biggest dragon or the meanest demon can hurt you when it's a chicken. 👍🐔
#Divinity#Divinity: Original Sin 2#DOS2#DISABLING STATUSES ARE EVERYTHING IN THIS GAME#I suppose it goes without saying it's good to right-click and examine some enemies for resistances and immunities and talents#the problem is when you get on the level where enemies have like at least 2000 in each armour type#but the rule still applies anyway#deciding who attacks who according to their most prominent type of armour#don't get me started on countering statuses like always making sure you can fortify decaying friends#or peace of mind for when they're charmed or terrified#or frost armour for when they're stunned#or first aid when they're knocked down#or...#and then there's combining various damage types for different effects#like if an enemy is shocked you can just throw a water balloon at them to make them stunned because water + electricity is good#or when an enemy is wet you can easily freeze them because those effects also combine#ah I love the combat in this game like a lot#BG3 combat is really good and fun imo but DOS2 is even better
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Without spoiling I have a question for sanity’s sake so I can either be comforted or at least prepared
#honestly the goal is just that it doesn’t make me regret reading the series in the first place😂#Throne of Glass#Kingdom of Ash#Sarah J. Maas#Maasverse#TOG#Throne of Glass series#SJM#SJMverse#fandom poll#KoA#no spoilers please#first read#currently reading#fangirl problems#please be a good ending like I know someone will probably die and it’s gonna hurt and I’m gonna miss the books but please be mostly happy#or at least satisfying in a story arc and making sense be fitting even if I don’t love it and don’t you dare pull a Divergent on me#I’ve been burned too many times by books I love but examples of endings I’m fine with PJO HP ACOTAR ACOSF The Selection Hunger Games
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Ok so as much as I'm obsessing over I have no mouth and I must scream at the moment, I must admit... It's kinda ass not gonna lie.
The writing is incredibly flawed, the various versions are confusing, the characters are one dimensional and there's no consistency whatsoever. It was written in a single night and it shows. A lot.
The concept is awesome, I mean, a computer built for war gains consciousness and resents its creator to the point of jealousy, exterminating the human race and torturing the last 5 survivors as personal jubilation is metal as fuck and it has so much potential, but it seemed... Wasted, I guess? It basically got chalked up to "main character hates female counterpart and then kills everyone."
It's pretty much trash in my opinion
#i don't know if this makes sense#english is hard#this is of course not a critic to those who enjoy ihnmaims#hell I'm in the fandom too#but I struggle to find it good. or at least as good as other people said it was#I was told this was the most horrifying piece of media they've ever read#and I just didn't find it that way#but then I'm a very neutral person and that could very well be a me problem#or a comprehension struggle due to English not being my first language#and disclaimer I'm mainly talking about the book and the comic as I've not played or watched someone play the game fully yet#ihnmaims#i have no mouth and i must scream
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still thinking about how one of the first da4 trailer had a Titan waking up and trying to figure out at which point in development was it decided that ALL the Titans being made Tranquils were just like dead and therefore their time is over, despite also The Descent implying that a whole in the Veil stirred a sleeping titan and Cole saying "[the titans] want to wake up but they can't" in Trespasser.
Like, maybe it's my bias talking and I'm willing to admit that but I don't think the fate of the Titans was completely overlooked in Solas' original plan. I just think that once DA4 took the approach of "let the past go and focus on the present" the Titans had to be wrapped up, and since we never actually talk about Solas' motivations in game, it's left unclear whether Solas wanted to do something for the people he created Tranquility on -- but the original draft seems to imply that something was supposed to happen.
#yeah i saw a post -- which i don't think is a bad one if you only take da4 to the word#but like that's my problem with da4 right? you shouldn't take it to the word#originally i think ALL the titans weren't made tranquil and it's the Veil that blocked them for good#like i still feel like the Blight being their immune system acting up when the Elves stroke them down to create Foci#(and by extention being made tranquil tho i thought they died then) is far more interesting than it being severed dreams#and i also think not ALL of the titans were made such. I felt like dead one = blighted. others made tranquils. others asleep bc of the Veil#that it may be the difference between da2's blighted Thaig and a clean Titan like in the Descent#(after all the Blighted Titan being where we find the Idol Solas used for it)#(it makes sense to me that it's like THIS titan actually was cut down. But others weren't)#(and it's why Profane and Sha-Brytol are different despite the lore (aka eating lyrium once the stone went silent) being the same)#but like those are all theories right? I know this is just something i can accept the L on.#but i feel like the titan waking up in the first tailer#+ Sandal prophecy being about how 'everything will be back like they were'#that the Titans were meant to be healed -- or at least the nontranquil one to wake up with the fall of the Veil#but somewhere in da4 development they scrapped the possible return of the titans#and therefore just makes Solas even worse as a person to not address at all their situation#buti'm a solas stan so i know it can be bc im more sympathetic to him i expect he'd want to fix it#... but i genuinely think the descent+trespasser+This shot in the trailer#implies the direction with the titans was supposed to go wayyy differently#speaking of original draft the artbook had different endings into it#but they all ended with Solas making himself tranquil to appease the blight and solidify the Veil#which is worse than binding him imo but i do think there was this idea of commupence#on punishing him for the tranquility he created by making him so#so i don't think the Titans were overlooked in the first drafts. something happened.#ALSO in Harding's quest she says Titans' fall was the BIRTH of dwarves and dwarves are the fragments of the Titans#but in the artbook it's clear dwarves were here BEFORE as a hivemind for the titan#and the prev games hint to that too. So i also think it's a retcon to make it more sympathetic to say 'the time of the titans is over'#ichatalks about da#ichablogging davg#ichasalty
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now that ive played eo/w i'm mad about to/tk again...
#inb4 i care too much abt triple a games i'm self aware i prommy. but why can't sequels be referential to the fucking game they started from#its a problem i have w ace attorney 5 as well where they refuse to acknowledge the previous game in any meaningful way#and its obviously to avoid boring or confusing people who havent played the first game and its like. cmon its a SEQUEL who GAF#its like. at least w the latter it makes sense bc aa4 was not universally liked and it had been a fair few years and they were kind#of trying to walk it back ww->tp style. where fan reception directly impacted the next games direction#but botw was almost universally loved!!! why are you not following up on it!! when you are making a direct sequel!!!!#and the misogyny. but if i speak...#also mostly i enjoyed the gameplay but the depths were boring sadly. i wish they had just gone all out with the sky islands#which i actually did enjoy#help last time i said something abt botw i got an anon that said 'play other zelda games' which made me laugh so hard#sorry for liking botw.... like its my fault#(<- guy who has played like 8 zelda games)#elliot lore
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low-coherency rambling in the tags
#the thing about IPL is that‚ at least as far as i see it‚ they've essentially been propagating and encouraging an auteur myth regarding him#which is nothing new or unique to them; i think that people (audiences) naturally want to ascribe some Great Man Theory to everything#it's hard to conceptualize the fact that almost anything that comes from a ''studio'' will be the product of collaboration#people naturally want to personify things and attach a human face to what they like#and studios (whether game or whatever else) will indulge this by generally seeming to pick one or maybe two people (often men)#to essentially be the main ''face'' or ''spokesperson'' for the product. it's branding.#and it has an effect even if people obviously are aware that someone isnt the ONLY person who's hands touch a work#i see it in the way people take this very personal parasocial tone in how they talk about the creators they like#which is just a subset of the problem of parasociality in general but in this case i mean how they basically put these people on a pedestal#because they seem them as singularly responsible for creating Thing They Liked because of the aforementioned spokesmanship#i've seen it in how people talk about (and talk to) j sawyer and chris avellone as if they're singularly responsible for fallout#anthony burch and borderlands 2. christian linke and arcane#robert kurvitz and disco elysium (but to be very clear im not saying that makes cutting him out of his own intellectual property acceptable#fucking i don't know.... jeff kaplan and overwatch lmao#and very much with dybowski and pathologic. like the kind of memes i saw people make about him and the personal way they'd refer to him#BUT that pretty much all stopped after 2021 or so at least in the fandom spaces i saw#because i suppose people realized that whether those rumors and allegations were true or not that they did not really know this person#no matter how much they liked ''his'' game. and that he might not be a good person at all.#which is good. i think people should take that kind of ambivalence by default instead of getting parasocially attached to anyone#especially to one lead figure out of an entire studio#and then winding up distraught and disappointed when it turns out their fave did something bad#like be distraught for victims sure. but don't tell yourself you understand this person because their fiction spoke to you#and you won't wind up feeling personally betrayed.#i'm rambling big time but basically i hope people start taking this view more#because among other things. putting these people on pedestals and singling them out as auteurs gives them social power#which allows some of them to engage in the awful behavior that leaves fans feeling betrayed in the first place#and i hope that studios and creators stop leaning into it too#if it really is true that dybowski is barely involved with the IP anymore then IPL should say that.#don't prop him up as the face just because he's the one everyone knows#maybe they think it'll get backlash if anyone but him is said to be writing the game because of how much they leaned into him as the auteur
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there’s an alternate universe out there where when you reach the sanctum in totk when “zelda” does her little cutscene she ends it by throwing a dagger at you and it whistles just past link’s head as he reacts in shock before readying himself for battle and then you regain control of him as a boss bar appears at the top of the screen that reads “Puppet Zelda, Twisted Memory”
and Link is forced to fight the one he swore he would protect and has been chasing after the entire game, and instead of a sage offering him warnings or encouragement the Zelda belittles him and accuses him of abandoning her and failing her and leaving her to die
and her attacks at the beginning of the fight are those bursts of bright light and the daggers but as you whittle down her health and begin stage two the facade begins to slip and the light bursts are replaced with darkness and she oozes gloom wherever she moves and her movements become more stiff and skeletal and broken
and then once you’ve defeated her she rises into the air all broken and limp but still looking at you and says that it doesn’t matter that she wasn’t zelda because zelda is still gone, trapped in the past with no way to come home she could be burried anywhere in hyrule, and she summons a dark bow of light and draws it back as a red-purple bulging mass begins to form at the arrow tip
and that’s when the sages turn up, sidon unleashing a wave that pushes the bow aside, tulin firing an arrow that riju uses to cast down lightning, and yunobo at link’s side, and they all have their own line of dialogue that boils down to ‘don’t worry link, there’s no way that’s zelda, she would never say those horrible things, and we know she’s still out there because you heard her true voice, so don’t lose hope!’
and then zelda dissolves into gloom with a fit of that uncanny laughter and that’s when that megamind-style ganondorf head appears and makes his whole speech about how they have no idea who he is or was and you get his memory and that he has waited all his imprisonment to battle against link and prove that he is the strongest in hyrule, ‘and then you will fall, link, as rauru and zelda did, knowing that hyrule falls with you. Come to the Depths beneath this wretched castle, and meet your fate, o destined hero.’
and then the zelda-gloom melts away into a heart, and the sages have that post-battle talk about re-grouping at lookout landing, and tell link not to do anything rash because they will find the real zelda together
#totk spoilers#totk#i just. we were robbed of a puppet zelda fight imo#don’t spend all that time building up a creepy ganon-controlled zelda and then get me right where she wants me then give me some phantoms#i can fight phantom ganons whenever i want they’re in set locations with gloom hands!!! Give me a unique boss battle that sets up ganon’s#final plans and properly wraps up the first arc of the game where ganon is leading you as zelda to collect the spiritual stones#so that he can take them from everybody’s corpses when he defeats you and gain even more power#at least. that’s what i want his plan to be bc it makes the most sense i haven’t exactly gone to fight him yet >-<#and like. this doesn’t solve the problem of act two being nothing if you’ve done actions out of order or that the tears spell out the entir#mystery of where zelda is which ruins the main quests of the game because everybody’s like ‘where’s zelda????’ and you’re just like 🙄👆🐉#but you aren’t given that dialogue option ever BUT it would have been much more forgivable if the obvious not-zelda#had culminated in a super fun angsty puppet fight like in tp or st
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