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I scratched my hand up collecting mussels off the bottom of the pier and my brain produced the phrase “Microdosing on getting keelhauled” Is that anything.
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#it's a cutting from a magnolia tree in armand's hand btw!!! don't know if it's recognisible#probably not.#interview with the vampire#louis de pointe du lac#armand#loumand#amc iwtv#iwtv#iwtv fanart#iwtv spoilers#iwtv s2#illustration#my art#art
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Thinking about Jon and Martin and “I’d understand if you hate me right now.” and “What? No! Martin, I love you.”
Martin who has never known conflict and disagreement without resentment. Who’s mother looked at him only in disdain and hatred. Who’s father left when he was nine. Martin who is so sure that the man he loves would flip the tables 360 over an argument. Martin who definitely has abandonment issues that we don’t talk about enough.
Jon who doesn’t tell people how he feels. Who half the time doesn’t even know how he feels. Who grew up building walls and feigning skepticism. Jon who only ever said the words “I love you” to Martin and his cat (which, mind you, is very real of him). Jon who has spent years hiding from monsters and making decisions he never wanted to have to make, watching those he loved face the consequences beside him.
And how in the end, their love for one another juxtaposes many of the actions they perform on their own. They love each other so much that it changes their narrative. And in the end (just as they confessed to one another) that’s it. That’s the core of it. Their love.
They literally invented romance your honor. I hate them so much.
#I am once again TOTALLY not projecting onto martin k blackwood#I would never#they are actually everything to me???#does this make any sense at all?#probably not.#am I posting it at 2 in the morning anyway?#yes. yes i am#tma#the magnus archives#jonathan sims#martin blackwood#jonmartin#jmart#they’re so *holds gently*#I dunno what it is about them#i hate it here
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Skybound Jay angst ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️😩😩👌👌😍😍😍😍😍😍 (feel free to gimme an ask 🤫)
I roughed him up a little more just for you 👁️👁️✨✨✨✨✨
As much as I hated Jay in Skybound when I watched it the first time, it annoyed me in that one scene where the other ninja just keep wishing for stuff while Jay is literally right there.
(man you and @sharksandjays are both Jay Angst fans huh?)
#ninjago#lego ninjago#alizibart#jay walker#jay ninjago#ninjago jay#Nah he’ll be fine#Hopefully#maybe.#probably not.
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Do y’all remember this guy?
Former Fleet Admiral of the Marines, Current Commander-in-Chief of the World Government, Kong.
The general consensus from the fandom is this guy, in some way shape or form, is related to Garp. I mean, there's obviously psychical similarities, he’s got the Monkey D signature of the scar/marking that is always near/around the eye, his name is KONG I mean the evidence speaks for itself atp!
It’s not the craziest family and or relation theory the fandom has come up with so I’ve personally subscribed to it, if he’s not related to Garp biologically I like to think he’s the guy that brought Garp into the Marines and trained him (which as we all know is basically adoption in the One Piece universe.)
In proper Garp fashion he’d probably never mention the guy until the kids ask him bout the scary looking Marine walking up to their house and Garp just laughs and tells them their grandpa finally decided to pay them a visit!
Yes!!! I love that theory!!!!!
Grandpa Kong is… a lot. Not preachy, thankfully, but very outspoken that the Marines were the only way to go in this world. Nothing one could say would change the man’s mind.
There is a begrudging respect, but also a rift between him and Garp. Kong wanted the man as Fleet Admiral, but he couldn’t get the bull-headed brat past Vice Admiral. He knows the reason why, and she has wings.
Fair enough, but still a blow to his pride.
Dragon however? He liked the boy! Soft-spoken. Level-headed. Had the charisma and dedication to lead. Could throw one hell of a punch.
The only problem was the boy had no ambition. Always wanted to try and flap around as that llama-cat-bird-snake thing or talk to those snails of his. Never showed much interest in sharpening that mind up to a point for doing what mattered.
The apple didn’t fall too far from the tree, yes, but this time Kong got another Admiral out of the family line. He got to pin the medals on the young man’s chest. Got to be the first to call him by rank and codename.
Kanzohebi. Daylily Serpent. Secondary color rotation. Had that Sakazuki boy outvoted four to one.
He was one proud grandpa. Garp was proud too, but being with Urpi had reasonably muted some of that patriotism.
Kong had been… more than displeased when his grandson went rogue. The whole event overshadowed Kuzan’s promotion into the admiralty in the old man’s eyes. The no good sister was always a lost cause, so he didn’t lose much sleep over her going bad when she did.
And now, three decades later, Dragon is still wrestling with the sickening knowledge that these cipher pol agents that try to kill him every great once in a while? The Commander-in-Chief was partially responsible in where and how they make their moves. And could call them off at any time.
Grandpa Kong wanted him dead.
#will I ever let Dragon catch a break?#will Oda ever let Dragon catch a break?#probably not.#one piece#monkey d kong#monkey d garp#monkey d urpi#monkey d dragon#kuzan#dadan#monkey d family#taurus answers
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realized that me and my twitter mutuals fav historical figures both experienced religious psychosis and this is what came out of it. amen
#joan of arc#alexander i of russia#i think theyd get along well#sort of#probably not.#napoleonic era#medieval era
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“A once-departed soul, returned to life. Derives power from resentment, which rises as energy atop its head and takes on the forms of foes. In this way, they vent lingering malice.”
#stw#scott the woz#wozblr#Chet shaft#stw pokemon au#I love it when guys come back wrong#Chet’s partner pokemon was a zorua. A reflection of himself and how he would change his personality to fit in and be liked by his peers#obviously this backfired. and like the poor zorua was driven out and then killed for it’s perceived trickery#when really all they wanted was to be liked.#now back from the dead with a grudge and ire to those who discarded them they walk the mortal plane once more.#when Chet died his zorua also perished. and they both came back different.#DO YOU SEE MY VISION.#probably not.
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You put the wrong key in the wrong door, you goddamn idiot.
Can't wait for the TR remasters! I have the original TR games on PS1 and my laptop, of which I create my own mods and shit, but I'm still so excited to play them! I hope they aren't absolute messes, like the GTA remasters...
Anyway, this is probably one of her most iconic lines. To me.
Image description: Fanart of Tomb Raider's Lara Croft. It's a sketch showing Lara from the torso-up with her arms folded. Her head is tilted downwards, staring over her red sunglasses. She appears irritated. Below her is the word 'no' in large writing. End of image description.
#Do I have any TR followers? No?#Probably not.#I'm an old woman.#I love her...#I hope the remasters are good enough that younger fans/people are introduced to these masterpieces of games...#lara croft#tomb raider#retro gaming#fanart#artists on tumblr#reginalususart
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Mark, depressed: *sigh*
Gordo: what's wrong?
Mark: you wouldn't understand if I told you.
Gordo: what the fuck am I supposed to do with that?
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Gavin, uncomfortable: MY STOMACH HURTS
Carter, pleased: This is better.
Gordo:
Gordo: Fucking werewolves.
#green creek#green creek series#wolfsong#heartsong#ravensong#brothersong#john mulaney#its just a bit#i wonder if this will land#probably not.#carter and gavin#carter bennett#gavin walsh#he explicitly said he's not a livingstone#gordo and mark#gordo livingstone#mark bennett
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267 spoilers!
Hm. I’m gonna post Gojo in Yuta’s body since that is him.
#unsure about Yuta in Gojo’s body.#probably not.#there’s no stitches but it’s still not Gojo.#you can tell by the body language.#not panels#spoilers
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i’m back with my shitposting. please enjoy this rushed doodle i did to purge this idea from my brain.
og post from @alexisbemol
#would martin blackwood know who hatsune miku is?#probably not.#is the concept of it fucking hilarious?#absolutely.#the magnus archives#tma#tmagp vague#tmagp#the magnus protocol#jonathan sims#martin blackwood#jin doodles#jin suffering#op please tell your pookie i hate them /j#if u saw me edit this 1000 times to try make tumblr not crunch my quality. no u didn’t.
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“There’s an old robot in the abandoned workshop he left behind… they wont touch it.. sometimes i think i see it staring at me.. how strange…”
#botsusanns art#lil hal#homestuck#Robotic Misery! AU#Me on my bullshit once again#Also known as i have WAY TO MANY Lil Hal designs.#But what can i say? he’s fun to draw.#there’s context to this drawing#but im not sure if i wanna go off on silly AU rambles just yet#just know it probably takes place post game.#Just Hal being left behind to fend for himself during the aftermath of Dirk deciding to play narrative god..#does it make sense?#probably not.#Do i care?#No.
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Golden Deer Reunion
#fire emblem#fire emblem three houses#fe3h#golden deer#replaying golden deer because I can’t betray them#will I ever play another route?#probably not.
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Discoholic ... 🤑🤑🤑
#thebritishalien#digital art#discoholic#artists on tumblr#fanart#i hate drawing hands#ughhhhh#i thought the watermark looked kool...#is it my first time drawing humans?#yes.#am i gonna do it again?#no.#probably not.
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Man, I love love interests with magic mothers who weaponize them and artificer dads. Just really sets up an angsty backstory for when you need more than "they're cute." The trauma also makes for a character who needs to prove themselves constantly, which makes excellent plot fodder.
#orion lake#a deadly education#scholomance#amity blight#toh amity#the owl house#Am I the first to make this connection?#Probably not.#But I will still make it#There are also so many other characters like this running around#But these two take up so much room in my head#And also are the only ones I can name off the top of my head#Ophelia rhys-lake#odalia blight#Even their names are similar....#This is why we medicate children#When you don't you have zero processing power and jump rapidly through topics with no through line#God dammit#This was going to be an art Tumblr and now it's got my fucking tag rants#ack
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