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plaguedocboi · 1 year ago
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I scratched my hand up collecting mussels off the bottom of the pier and my brain produced the phrase “Microdosing on getting keelhauled” Is that anything.
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rrr-mmmm · 7 months ago
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mpetrohero · 1 year ago
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Thinking about Jon and Martin and “I’d understand if you hate me right now.” and “What? No! Martin, I love you.”
Martin who has never known conflict and disagreement without resentment. Who’s mother looked at him only in disdain and hatred. Who’s father left when he was nine. Martin who is so sure that the man he loves would flip the tables 360 over an argument. Martin who definitely has abandonment issues that we don’t talk about enough.
Jon who doesn’t tell people how he feels. Who half the time doesn’t even know how he feels. Who grew up building walls and feigning skepticism. Jon who only ever said the words “I love you” to Martin and his cat (which, mind you, is very real of him). Jon who has spent years hiding from monsters and making decisions he never wanted to have to make, watching those he loved face the consequences beside him.
And how in the end, their love for one another juxtaposes many of the actions they perform on their own. They love each other so much that it changes their narrative. And in the end (just as they confessed to one another) that’s it. That’s the core of it. Their love.
They literally invented romance your honor. I hate them so much.
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alizibtheterrible · 1 year ago
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Skybound Jay angst ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️😩😩👌👌😍😍😍😍😍😍 (feel free to gimme an ask 🤫)
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I roughed him up a little more just for you 👁️👁️✨✨✨✨✨
As much as I hated Jay in Skybound when I watched it the first time, it annoyed me in that one scene where the other ninja just keep wishing for stuff while Jay is literally right there.
(man you and @sharksandjays are both Jay Angst fans huh?)
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mjrtaurus · 1 month ago
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Do y’all remember this guy?
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Former Fleet Admiral of the Marines, Current Commander-in-Chief of the World Government, Kong.
The general consensus from the fandom is this guy, in some way shape or form, is related to Garp. I mean, there's obviously psychical similarities, he’s got the Monkey D signature of the scar/marking that is always near/around the eye, his name is KONG I mean the evidence speaks for itself atp!
It’s not the craziest family and or relation theory the fandom has come up with so I’ve personally subscribed to it, if he’s not related to Garp biologically I like to think he’s the guy that brought Garp into the Marines and trained him (which as we all know is basically adoption in the One Piece universe.)
In proper Garp fashion he’d probably never mention the guy until the kids ask him bout the scary looking Marine walking up to their house and Garp just laughs and tells them their grandpa finally decided to pay them a visit!
Yes!!! I love that theory!!!!!
Grandpa Kong is… a lot. Not preachy, thankfully, but very outspoken that the Marines were the only way to go in this world. Nothing one could say would change the man’s mind.
There is a begrudging respect, but also a rift between him and Garp. Kong wanted the man as Fleet Admiral, but he couldn’t get the bull-headed brat past Vice Admiral. He knows the reason why, and she has wings.
Fair enough, but still a blow to his pride.
Dragon however? He liked the boy! Soft-spoken. Level-headed. Had the charisma and dedication to lead. Could throw one hell of a punch.
The only problem was the boy had no ambition. Always wanted to try and flap around as that llama-cat-bird-snake thing or talk to those snails of his. Never showed much interest in sharpening that mind up to a point for doing what mattered.
The apple didn’t fall too far from the tree, yes, but this time Kong got another Admiral out of the family line. He got to pin the medals on the young man’s chest. Got to be the first to call him by rank and codename.
Kanzohebi. Daylily Serpent. Secondary color rotation. Had that Sakazuki boy outvoted four to one.
He was one proud grandpa. Garp was proud too, but being with Urpi had reasonably muted some of that patriotism.
Kong had been… more than displeased when his grandson went rogue. The whole event overshadowed Kuzan’s promotion into the admiralty in the old man’s eyes. The no good sister was always a lost cause, so he didn’t lose much sleep over her going bad when she did.
And now, three decades later, Dragon is still wrestling with the sickening knowledge that these cipher pol agents that try to kill him every great once in a while? The Commander-in-Chief was partially responsible in where and how they make their moves. And could call them off at any time.
Grandpa Kong wanted him dead.
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bastardalbum · 2 months ago
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realized that me and my twitter mutuals fav historical figures both experienced religious psychosis and this is what came out of it. amen
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red-riveria · 1 month ago
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“A once-departed soul, returned to life. Derives power from resentment, which rises as energy atop its head and takes on the forms of foes. In this way, they vent lingering malice.”
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reginalusus · 1 year ago
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You put the wrong key in the wrong door, you goddamn idiot.
Can't wait for the TR remasters! I have the original TR games on PS1 and my laptop, of which I create my own mods and shit, but I'm still so excited to play them! I hope they aren't absolute messes, like the GTA remasters...
Anyway, this is probably one of her most iconic lines. To me.
Image description: Fanart of Tomb Raider's Lara Croft. It's a sketch showing Lara from the torso-up with her arms folded. Her head is tilted downwards, staring over her red sunglasses. She appears irritated. Below her is the word 'no' in large writing. End of image description.
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rhllorthered · 1 year ago
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Mark, depressed: *sigh*
Gordo: what's wrong?
Mark: you wouldn't understand if I told you.
Gordo: what the fuck am I supposed to do with that?
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Gavin, uncomfortable: MY STOMACH HURTS
Carter, pleased: This is better.
Gordo:
Gordo: Fucking werewolves.
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everymangagojo · 5 months ago
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267 spoilers!
Hm. I’m gonna post Gojo in Yuta’s body since that is him.
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glxthoughts-old · 1 year ago
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i’m back with my shitposting. please enjoy this rushed doodle i did to purge this idea from my brain.
og post from @alexisbemol
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botsusann · 11 months ago
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“There’s an old robot in the abandoned workshop he left behind… they wont touch it.. sometimes i think i see it staring at me.. how strange…”
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jadynrosetta · 3 months ago
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Golden Deer Reunion
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thebritishalien · 6 months ago
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Discoholic ... 🤑🤑🤑
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thatagenderfreak · 1 year ago
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Man, I love love interests with magic mothers who weaponize them and artificer dads. Just really sets up an angsty backstory for when you need more than "they're cute." The trauma also makes for a character who needs to prove themselves constantly, which makes excellent plot fodder.
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