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Prince Guava Aims For Another Hit With "Aye"
Manchester-based Internet Personality Prince Guava has been making it happen in the Comedy lane, but has been gaining the attention of many with his role as a Recording Artist. With Music Videos that are securing trending placements, and songs going viral on Social Media, his star power is increasing. He steps out with his new single, “Aye“. Produced by frequent collaborator Steel Chest for Outta…
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The Prince of my Dreams.
33 Year old Single! Ronaldo x Younger! Female Reader.
Your parents came from Afghanistan.
Enjoy.
That anime you watched in Eight grade became more understandable as you age. Death Note. A mundane and rotten world.
Existing was expensive. Living is impossible for the likes of you despite living in the greatest country in the world. The rulers and corrupted politicians would use tax money to fund useless wars and not to help the poor. Such as yourself. A fresh out of highschool young lady looking for any job. You were desperate. You don't want to see yourself.
But, a minimum wage job would help. Sadly, the standards went high. You had no job experience and no degree. Even community college is pricey. You were stuck in life. Were it not for your religion. You would have ended your life. Miserable and pathetic were two perfect examples to describe your way of being.
You gave up on Job hunting. Maybe you should prepare yourself to go to a women shelter in the future and know your days are out numbered once your father dies.
You don't trust your brother.
Your dysfunctional family gave you allowance and free housing in exchange for slavery. Cleaning, cooking, driving your nephews and nieces around school, clubs, parties etc, errands and grocery shopping.
Life was not worth living but livable.
It was not enough.
You didn't want to drink or do drugs so. Your escape was fantasy. Fictional romance books and movies. Especially cheesy Bollywood and Disney movies were your favorite.
You hated reality and couldn't handle it.
It was Sunday morning and you told your father you would take a small break. So, you would go to this small yet successful halal restaurant. It sold the best sandwiches in town and smoothies. Mango and Guava lassies.
You were about to step inside when you heard a deep and accented masculine voice.
"Look out!"
You halted in your heels and noticed a soccer ball in front of your path.
"Sorry. Are you okay?" A man with a mustache and beard along with sun glasses jogged up to you along with a white dog.
You gave him a small nervous smile. This man was six foot tall at least and you could notice he was muscled behind his sweatshirt.
He could easily hurt you.
But, his smile was genuine. You knew it somehow. You don't know why. And noticed he had the straightest and whitest teeth ever. As if it was fake.
"Aren't you a cutie?" He slightly pulled down his sunglasses to scrutinize you.
You furrowed your brows in offense. What a creep.
"Aren't you inappropriate?" You snapped back sarcastically.
All men are evil.
The man seemed confused and held his arms up on defense. He claimed to be joking.
Your face reddened. You sighed in exhaustion and pressed your fingers against your aching forehead to calm yourself.
"I am sorry. I am not good at socializing. I can be awkward."
The man was quiet for a moment. He nodded. "I understand." He whispered huskily. It sent a delicious shiver down your spine.
Gulping you smiled a little bigger than the first. "I am about to eat. Would you like to join me?"
You saw his thick yet plucked brows raise up. "Sure."
He held the door open and the two of you walked in.
"This is the best halal restaurant in town." You led the man to your usual table. He sat on the opposite side and took off his glasses. His almond shaped eyes and chocolate eye color made you feel hungry for sweets.
He bit his lips. "Not to be rude. What are you?"
You tilted your head.
He chuckled nervously. "Your look like a foreigner. Yet you speak English perfectly."
You explained how you were born and raised in America. But your parents immigrated from Afghanistan thanks to the Soviet Invasion.
That caught his attention. "Afghanistan." He repeated. He claimed you were the first he met.
You shrugged and explained how the terrorist attack.caused Afghans problems in getting a Visa here.
The man was about to say more but the waiter came.
"Hi, Name." Idrees smiled took out his pad. "What do you want for today?"
You ordered the most expensive dish for the man and a Mango Lassi. As for yourself. A vegetarian sub sandwich with berry energy drink.
Idrees nodded then left. While you were ordering the food, the man was staring at your lovely face.
"A lovely name that suits your face." He grinned.
You thanked him and bit your lips in nervousness then looked around to avoid his eyes.
Amused the man leaned in. "Aren't you going to ask for my name?"
You shook your head quickly. "You don't have to tell me if you don't want. I am sorry for being rude earlier. I don't really talk to men unless I have to."
"I see. Afghanistan is tough on women. I am sorry."
You shrugged and said nothing.
After two minutes being awkward and silent, the food came.
The man looked at the plate you ordered him. And you took out your debit card to give to Idrees.
Your friend seemed to have about to object.
"Please don't resist. I invited you. Not the other way." You gave your debit card to the waiter. "Besides, I don't think I have spoken to anyone but my family in perhaps five months or so."
"Wow. " The man whispered. "Five months?"
You explained how you were usually working for your family and your friends that had real jobs or school hardly had time for you. And you would text or call them. Hardly hang out. It was nice being away from your dysfunctional family.
Always yelling or criticising you.
You two began to eat. The man moaned when he took a bite out of his lamb kabob with tahini sauce. He asked what was he eating. You explained the grape leaves rolled. And the falafel balls.
Then before you were to stand up. The man stood to his full height and it made you sit down.
He asked for your number.
"Sorry. I cant text you."
"oh, right. I am sorry." The man explained how he thought you were cool and a good genuine person that radiated a good soul.
An odd compliment. "Oh?" you thanked him. "I had fun eating with you."
He nodded and stared.
"Please. I want to be your friend."
Wow. You blinked. He was so forward. Maybe he was not a creep and you stereotyped him unjustly and ignorantly.
He sat down.
"okay. There is an anime movie in theaters. Want to watch it tonight? I think I can make it."
You can lie to your dad and say you were hanging with a girlfriend.
"Anime?"
Before you could explain. The man asked for your cellphone once more
And you gave it.
What could go wrong?
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Incorrect CPC theories for funnies
Thanks to @the-giggling-guava for enabling to be deranged!
in nutshell, what if Plaid Princes truly confirmed as related to Monochrome somehow in the way of making Leland as the illegitimate child born from affair of either of Plaid Royal (either the yellow or purple's crown as "Leland"'s Parents - with someone that likely Monochrome Royalty?
Frederick: "Hey Blaine and Lance, you know that weird guy I met on the side of the road and camped out with? That burly yoga teacher that taught mediations at Gwen's dinner party? Oh also the same person that weirdly come in at the Pastel Palace to help me fighting Father? Yeah, he's our cousin."
Blaine: "Wait, I am related to that weird guy with such ugly face tattoo? I CAN'T ACCEPT THAT! Arghhhhhhhhh"
Lance: .... X_X (mind overload, can't thinking at all ahaha)
^ same expression but with Lance, this dude only has 3 brain cells and that revealation gonna fried all of his mind
Whitney: "....I always see Frederick as my younger brother - but I didn't know that's gonna be literal as we're somehow cousins... and that's make me get extra 2 cousins..."
#cursed princess club#cpc#cpc meme#cpc memes#incorrect quotes#cpc theories#cpc theory#plaid princes#cpc whitney
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I was tagged by @chiropteracupola in the ‘five drinks to get to know me’ game and it has taken me approximately 100 years to get to it
lemonade, go-to Restaurant Drink Order
coffee, but especially rest stop coffee machine coffee
doogh my beloved
Bundaberg guava soda my other beloved
a good roasted rice tea
I’m going to tag @little-flame-prince @worstseawitch @helensbridge @mg549 @nephilem-of-the-woods, and anyone else who sees this and would like to do this consider yourself tagged
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I'M GLAD YOU ASKED
i once had a crow phase and pretended to be a tamaulipas crow in disguise of a human in class 2 or 3. i used to steal every random, shiny thing i could get my hands on and blame it on my crow-ness. my friends were shitscared of me bc i informed them that crows usually have a great bonding with other crows so if they tried anything they'd be pecked to death :)
and then one day on a whim, i approached a crow to show my friends that it wouldnt peck me.
it pecked me.
i somehow managed it and told my friends it was an enemy assassin crow-prince, and it was trying to kill me, the princess of crows.
they fucking believed it.
lots of stuff happened but the best of the lot was me imitating a hawker's "peyaara chaai" in a nasal voice and offering a guava to a crow, which proceeded to fly away.
DAYUM you have some crazy stories ig 😭😭😭 tho i still don’t get how u pretended to be a crow?? like would u just go “caw CAW” on ppl?? 😭😭😭
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A Brief Rating of Ween’s Studio Discography
because i just finished their discography and have nowhere else to dispose of my thoughts. again.
1990: God Ween Satan: The Oneness
God Ween Satan is all you could ask for out of a debut record. it establishes the band’s genre bending inclinations, their sense of humor, and their tendency to hide emotionally devastating breakup songs in a pile of ridiculous bullshit so that the effect is greater. this is also the most punk Ween has ever sounded; every other track is full of screamed vocals and thrashing guitars, making for a unique sound in the band’s discography. tracks like opener “You Fucked Up,” “Old Queen Cole,” and “Wayne’s Pet Youngin’“ set this expectation, which is regularly subverted by songs like the spanish guitar rocker “El Camino,” the aforementioned breakup song “Birthday Boy,” or the 8 minute Prince pastiche “L.M.L.Y.P.” if there were one complaint to make about this record, its that they may have overdone it with the character voices. overall, though, this record is probably one of Ween’s best and worth a listen for any aspiring Ween fan.
Highlights: “You Fucked Up,” “Bumblebee,” “Old Queen Cole,” “Mushroom Festival in Hell,” “L.M.L.Y.P.,” “Birthday Boy.”
1991: The Pod
The Pod is a concept album, and the concept is mononucleosis. the band worked on this album while dealing with mono, and they managed to make the record sound like it, which is a goddamn achievement in its own right. every song sounds thick and slimy, like you’re lying in bed, sweating your ass off, trying to sleep off a high fever. its a hard feeling to describe, but when you hear it, it just sounds pestilent. this new sound allows the band to explore even weirder avenues than God Ween Satan, from the bizarre guitar groove and bellowing vocals of “The Stallion” suite to the lethargic wails on “Laura.” alongside more conventional cuts like the psychedelic “Captain Fantasy” and the nostalgic “Pork Roll Egg and Cheese,” The Pod sets a new standard of weird for Ween to strive for.
Highlights: “Dr. Rock,” “Pollo Asado,” “Captain Fantasy,” “Molly,” “Don’t Sweat It,” “Pork Roll Egg and Cheese,” “The Stallion Pt. 2.”
1992: Pure Guava
Ween is frequently misaligned as a pure comedy act, which i think does the band a disservice. they show genuine skill and respect for the genres they “parody,” and comedy is only a small part of the reason Ween works. this is true of every album that the band has released since its inception. if there were an exception to this, however, it would be Pure Guava. this the first Ween album recorded under a major label, so they took the opportunity to make the most bizarre shit they could think of. i’m not sure i can describe the sound of the weirdest songs on this record. i am equally unsure if i want to spoil them. as such, i will leave you with this: the lead single on this record, “Push th’ Little Daisies,” is the only Ween song to have ever reached the billboard charts.
Highlights: “The Stallion Pt. 3,” “Push th’ Little Daisies,” “Reggaejunkiejew,” “Pumpin’ 4 The Man,” “Mourning Glory,” “Don’t Get 2 Close (2 My Fantasy).”
1994: Chocolate and Cheese
on Chocolate and Cheese, Ween remembers that they’re on a label and makes something that you can almost listen to in public. this record takes the band in a much more commercial direction, but in doing so doesn’t sacrifice the quality or strangeness the band is known for. indeed, the genre experimentation is even more wild here than it was on Pure Guava, and as always, the band shows proficiency in damn near everything they try. from the philly soul cut “Freedom of ‘76″ to the Mexican murder ballad “Buenas Tardes Amigo,” Ween proves that they’re a regular musical multi tool. in conjuncture with their typical alt rock fare and their bizarre sense of humor (see: “Spinal Meningitis (Got Me Down)” or “The HIV Song”), Chocolate and Cheese comes out as one of Ween’s strongest showings, and one of the first records that i would recommend to someone who isn’t already a fan.
Highlights: “Freedom of ‘76,” “A Tear for Eddie,” “Roses Are Free,” “Baby Bitch,” “Voodoo Lady,” “Buenas Tardes Amigo.”
1996: 12 Golden Country Greats
12 Golden Country Greats was born when one of the Ween boys heard that you could get some session musicians that worked with Elvis if you went to Nashville with enough money. the result? a pretty alright country record. the session musicians steal the show on this one; the rich sound of classic country instrumentation makes this worth a listen for country fans. as a Ween record, however, it feels lacking. the band does well in the genre, but the lack of variety means that this record suffers somewhat. there are, of course, tracks worth listening to, but overall, 12 Golden Country Greats is unessential in Ween’s catalog, and lives and dies on the novelty of the fact that it is, in fact, a Ween country album.
Highlights: “I’m Holding You,” “Piss up a Rope,” “I Don’t Wanna Leave You on the Farm,” “Help Me Scrape the Mucus off My Brain.”
1997: The Mollusk
to get straight to the point, this is probably one of the best albums to start with for anyone interested in getting into Ween. The Mollusk is a concept album about the ocean, and despite this simple concept, the band does a whole lot with it. every song manages to sound nautical, even when the subject matter has nothing to do with the ocean. the genre bending typical of a Ween record is also much more focused here, focusing on rock and its sub-genres, primarily psychedelic and and progressive rock, resulting in tracks like the title track or “Mutilated Lips,” which manage to be some of Ween’s most accessible material. they also manage to put out one of their funniest tracks on The Mollusk, the raucous sea shanty “The Blarney Stone.” the album really picks up on the back half, with cuts like “It’s Gonna Be (Alright),” a lament on a failed relationship, “Cold Blows the Wind,” a ballad for a lover killed in a war, or the iconic “Ocean Man,” which anyone under 30 is likely familiar with. my only issue with this album is that it doesn’t experiment as much as many Ween albums do. despite this, however, The Mollusk is one of Ween’s strongest and most accessible albums, and should be the first stop for anyone looking into the band.
Highlights: “The Blarney Stone,” “It’s Gonna Be (Alright),” “Golden Eel,” “Cold Blows the Wind,” “Ocean Man,” “She Wanted to Leave.”
2000: White Pepper
on White Pepper, Ween attempts to out-Beatles The Beatles. this album is almost entirely composed of psychedelic pop rock, with examples of the band’s typical genre bending few and far between; the only two songs of different genres, the tropical rock Jimmy Buffett-style “Bananas and Blow” and the heavy metal “The Grobe” are on opposite sides of the record. in addition, this is one of Ween’s least weird records. this album forgoes almost all of the typical features of a Ween record in favor of a fairly straight-forward pop rock approach. despite this, White Pepper manages to stand among the band’s best records, and even approach the standards of the genre set by The Beatles themselves. indeed, the tight focus of the album is highly intentional, meant to show that Ween is not a gimmick band, and that they can make traditional rock music right alongside the best, but they choose not to, because whatever the hell it is they do is a whole lot more entertaining. because it is so different from the rest of the band’s work, i can’t recommend White Pepper as a first exposure to Ween, but it is a definite must-listen in the band’s discography nonetheless.
Highlights: “Exactly Where I’m At,” “Flutes of Chi,” “Even If You Don’t,” “Bananas and Blow,” “Back to Basom,” “Stay Forever.”
2003: Quebec
i’m just going to jump right to the conclusion here and say that Quebec is Ween’s magnum opus. this record, like The Mollusk, experiments with rock music and its sub-genres more than it tries others, creating some of the most unique tracks of the band’s career. this includes not one but two post-rock cuts in “Captain” and “Alcan Road,” the heavy psychedelic “Transdermal Celebration,” and the progressive rock epic “The Argus.” in addition, Quebec is easily Ween’s most melancholic record, and the typical dynamic of “funny song disarms you so sad song hits harder” established on God Ween Satan is flipped on its head. stranger cuts like “Hey There Fancypants” or “The Fucked Jam” function as breaks from the melancholy of the rest of the record, allowing you to gather yourself for the coming emotional critical hit. this culminates in the closer “If You Could Save Yourself (You’d Save Us All),” the breakup song to end all breakup songs that may or may not have made me cry the first time i heard it. you can’t prove that, though. you can’t prove anything. in conclusion, Quebec is an incredibly viable place to start for someone who is new to Ween, and is probably their best work to date.
Highlights: “It’s Gonna Be A Long Night,” “Transdermal Celebration,” “Happy Colored Marbles,” “I Don’t Want It,” “The Argus,” “If You Could Save Yourself (You’d Save Us All).”
2005: Shinola, Vol. 1
Shinola, Vol. 1 is probably the most high-effort compilation record ever released. rather than just putting out a bunch of poorly mastered demos, Ween remastered and re-recorded 12 songs from every period in their history which never made it to official releases, mastered them using their then-current resources, and released them all on one album. the result is the most eclectic record in Ween’s discography. bizarre early period tracks like opener “Tastes Good On Th’ Bun” or “Big Fat Fuck” sit alongside more conventional cuts like the hard-rocking Chocolate and Cheese outtake “Gabrielle” or the funky Mollusk B-side “Monique the Freak” it also features at least one previously unknown song, “Israel,” which is a jewish prayer spoken over a jazz instrumental. as a result, Shinola, Vol. 1 serves as a unique sampler of every era of the band. that said, though some tracks are essential, i wouldn’t recommend this album to beginners, if only for the fact that it is a compilation album and not indicative of what a Ween album typically sounds like.
Highlights: “Boys Club,” “Gabrielle,” “How High Can You Fly,” “Transitions,” “Israel,” “Monique the Freak.”
2007: La Cucaracha
after the more melancholic and serious Quebec, Ween returns to their typical fare on this record. the band continues their genre experimentation on La Cucaracha, becoming even more eclectic than their previous records, experimenting with EDM, reggae and new age. unfortunately, all of these experiments end up being lackluster. indeed, the genre experimentation on this record feels like a lame joke rather than something done out of genuine respect for the source material. despite this, La Cucaracha has some real gems in Ween’s discography; the 10 minute progressive rock epic “Woman and Man” and the serial killer love ballad “Object” are some highlights on the record. of course, i’d be remiss to not mention the funniest song Ween ever put to tape, “With My Own Bare Hands,” which is probably one of the best karaoke songs of all time. overall, La Cucaraha is an inconsistent mess, and perhaps not essential, but i personally can’t help but love it for the incredible highs it does reach.
Highlights: “Fiesta,” “Object,” “With My Own Bare Hands,” “Shamemaker,” “Woman and Man,” “Your Party.”
In Conclusion
Ween is easily one of the bands ever. i’m a big fan, anyway. if you want to try to get into Ween, i recommend you start with The Mollusk and work from that. Quebec and Chocolate and Cheese are the two i would recommend after that, and beyond that you can just go nuts. or you can go nuts straight out the gate if you like, that’d be appropriate for this band. here’s another spotify playlist, if only because i like putting these things together. not sure what the next one will be, i just that there will be a next one. have a good one.
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/5LggAk96ajGAgjTsLLAGOn?si=987d1692c62d40c0
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The 19th edition of the 2024 Richard Murray Newsletter topic The fifty-first of the Cento series. A cento is a poem made by an author from the lines of another author's work.
Dystopian Springtime
The SSS
Guava
Iyanu - schomburg black comic book festival
My Sexy OC's to Coolbeaniebabez
Dates- astrology +astronomy
IF YOU MADE IT THIS FAR: The artistic life cliche , older age loneliness , Sylvia Moy , Grandpa Amu cellphone holder , Prince Mural in Atlanta , The MB's Song8 , An interview with Sonequa Martin-Green
URL https://rmnewsletter.over-blog.com/2023/10/05/12/2024-rmnewsletter.html
#rmnewsletter #rmaalbc
#rmnewsletter#cento#poem#poetry#rmtj#poetryormore#stone#suriel#dystopian#springtime#stageplay#peppys#cafe#photomanipulation#chains#peppy's#tnaive#ddheru#sss#psychological#prospective#pageant#guava#entrepreneurs#iyanu#schomburg#comic#book#festival#Coolbeaniebabez
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November 15
We decided to switch it up this week and spend our workday at Gary's farm in Kurtistown. Please check Gary out when you have the time as he is the one who introduced Gamsa Gardens to Jamal, Jill, and Rich. And our workdays and collective vision have been continuing to evolve since then. Thank you Gary for hosting us. And shoutout to Ryan, Jamal, U'ilani & Nai'a, and, new faces, Cody, Estrella, and Prince. We spent the first hour of our visit touring the farm and outplanting coconuts, papaya, and squash. The second hour and a half of our visit was spent in discussion, mostly about Cody and U'ilani's work with schools.
Prior to our meeting at Gary's, Gamsa Gardens was able to put a little bit of work into the school, planting the huli into the new kalo bed.
November 8
Thank you to Gary, Jayvan and Ryan for showing up and checking in. And special thank you to Jayvan and Ryan for staying to put in some work. We spent this day mostly planting. We up-potted baby kukui nut trees into gallon pots and planted lemongrass, comfrey, and Tongan spinach in the rowed beds. We got the lemongrass and comfrey from other sites on campus. As pictured, we heaved out huge chunks of lemongrass plants and then separated those into individual divisions (doing our best to avoid fire ant bites). The Tongan spinach we actually propagated during a previous workday!
The fruit trees in the rowed beds include: soursop, citrus (tangerine, lemon, lime, kumquat), rollinia, guava, jaboticaba, and plum. The intercropping of herbs and greens amongst the trees will help to create a more beneficial environment for their fruits to grow. It also helps us to maximize the space by occupying all of the "layers" within the garden :)
Gamsaaa for keeping up with us! <3
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Prince Guava ft OTP Control - ABC Badness Lyrics #viral
Prince Guava ft OTP Control - ABC Badness Lyrics #viral https://www.dancehallflex.com/?p=21910
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Prince Guava Gets To The Money In "Start Yet"
Whether you know him for Comedy, or you know him for the music, Prince Guava has the bases covered for your entertainment. His music has been steadily gaining traction over the past few months, and he just needs the right track to catapult him into a major part of the music scene. His comedic efforts gained him widespread popularity on Social Media, but he’s ready to take on the streets with the…
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The Moth Prince updates
Other Webcomic updates
like get a bf or a qpr or something
@ireallyliketalldarksultrymen@feta-cheese-raviolis@pixel-with-wings
thats probs the candy btw
Gonna try to start a tag game!
What's three small things you really want in your future that you want to keep living for? I'll go first!
A big tank of fish. I think they're so soothing and I'd love to have some in my home someday
Playing music out loud and being able to sing in my home
Putting foods that make me happy in my cabinets and fridge.
Sometimes it's the small things I'm hopeful for that keep me going each day. I'd love to hear what small things you want in your future!
Np tags:
@willows-woes @faulty-radio @anxiety-lemsbian @allieanneleaa @kayrielwrites @v4nillaskies @reynxiii @tinybitofhope @toulouseradiosilence
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Do you think Gwen and Frederick should be the only “original” couple to get the happily ever after marriage? Should Frederick wait until he’s in a much healthier state of mind until he can ask Gwen to marry him? I mean after he got past her appearance he put her on this pedestal which was just as unhealthy and expected her to fix him. Prince Frederick should realize that he should see Gwen as a person first before committing.
Hello! That's such a heavy topic questions to ask for, but I hope it's okay with mixing the canon with the fanon hopes of "what-ifs" scenario
Personally, I think not only Gwen and Frederick as the "original couple" (I feel you refer to Plaid-Pastel) to get the happily ever after marriage... because? Deep down everyone are all kind people and actually matching each other great like have potentials for great relationships that ends to the happy marriage BUT the current plot story shows that's likely only Gwen/Frederick that becomes endgame, Lance/Lorena is dubious but seems at the end they'll be buddies instead lovers, Maria/Blaine now in shambles as Blaine trickery to opening the door that leads to the invasion - there's no salvation left for their (healthly romantic) relationship anymore
I feel that I am one of the passenger left on the sinking ship of Maria/Blaine and Lorena/Lance but I hope I won't be that delusional of shipper that demanding the creator/author to make their ships to be canon (in other fandoms, extreme shipper like that EXIST with infamous example is a Rukia/Ichigo shipper from BLEACH that burning their entire collection of the comic because they're heartbroken that the endgame is Orihime/Ichigo) - I just want to tell my hurts over the potential what ifs, their tragic ships...
There's so many interpretation over the honest love feelings between Plaid-Pastel, and IMHO all of those valid but subjective without proper canon facts.. We need more canon details like the inner narrative of each character, as so far what we know is what they say in public-to others people so personally I am not sure if those are honest (espc to themself). Those talk without inner honest imho not realiable for true truth. Exception is Frederick but I explain later
Blaine: when asked by Frederick at dungeon if he truly loves Maria (ep 143), he didn't answers as instead mocking Frederick. Blaine looks so jealous when he see Maria chatting along with Beckett, using the guard name as the trick to opening the door.. And it's works. Blaine ia the most confusing character in my opinion but the past talk with Isaac @the-giggling-guava give me keyword-Anger. Blaine is very angry towards everything and everyone, espc Maria as the 'savior' that Blaine anchoring his self worth (coughs, coping both Frederick and Gwen) to believes he's not that all bad - he's not just have the ugly sides, but the gala fiasco make him fell into the dark pit to believes he's totally evil
Maria: as the oldest Pastel Siblings that get oversheltered so much for 18 years of her life, this makes her so quick and jumpy over notion of romance (even sexual desires, the most thirsty) and no one really pointing out about it clearly (Isolde in her icy way tell that Maria didn't really know about Plaid Princes is spot on, but wish for more gentle and elaboration honestly). It's only after 'incidentally' has talks with Beckett that she realizes herself over how downbad she is to objectify Blaine and after that at the piano duel, she shown great development by supporting Blaine as telling that she rooting for him
Maria/Blaine? Is a tragic ship as realistically it can't happen even with so much progress both of them had as seen that Maria is objectify him while Blaine do Frederick's initial move "have romantic partner for escapade (Isaac again gives very good analysis that Blaine wish for Maria to be his means to achieving "Freedom", so the idea of the lover not the actual person"). There's huge what-if fanfic project that I make, but even with that scenario of basically making amends early I can't make Maria/Blaine works healthy as the best outcome for them is open ending ship with them starting from zero (0) as a friend with Maria treats herself first by chasing her singing dream while Blaine completely let go of idealism being the perfect plaid prince first. If both of them meet up earlier, in normal family setting, I could see them being a healthy lovers tho - simply as the oldest sibling that loves music
Lance: the hardest CPC character to interpret because how passive he is canonically, he got defined by his relationships with others instead himself that define his character. This born from weird realization that he never had monologue or inner talk which the perfect example of when being the most honest self. He is so lacking on personality as he feels just there, not engaging to others on really intimate tone. Remember that the kiss he had with Lorena, is initiated by her? Or that he's not sure what he really wants, he just agreed to help Blaine archives his dream OR when he just realizes he didn't want to become a trophy husband for Lorena army only after Suzie nudging it? Also overall Lance treats Lorena more like buddies instead lover vibes somehow
Lorena: Lorena isn't downbad like Maria, but the effect of oversheltered makes her lonely to not really have (best) friend until meets Suzie which she clings the forced friend relationship for but it seems Suzie slowly don't mind about the notion. Does Lorena didn't have any romantic feeling towards Lance? Def not as she thirsting over the notion to becomes waffles so could get eaten by Lance. But I feel the current situation is she so hurt over passive way of Lance, born since when she depressed that her dream to leads the army initially not even supported by 2 males that she has high regards of opinion to (Jack severely againts it, Lance shown his fear over the notion). The passive way that turns to be cowardly way of Lance not doing anything to prevents the invasion arc as he just going along with the plan - Lance know the plan is evil, he utterly punished by Leland which Lorena not know the truth for, but Lorena is right about his passive-cism
Lorena/Lance? So ambiguous and messy, but not in total shambles like Maria/Blaine. That's why in my time travelling fic AU, I could make them works by changing several points of their characters. Have Lorena realizes how fucked up is Leland earlier. Have Lance to be more active, to believe that women isn't fragile porcellain doll as Lorena def capable to protects herself and others - she just need support, guidance and knowledge to do so as compares to the canon at invasion arc, Lorena's project is so impressive although ridiculous and naturally it's happen because her lack of knowledge of defense. They are literally dorky jocks that need some work in relationship to be together but could happen
Phew, finishing the older pairings and answering the first question. Now move on to the next!!!
English isn't my native language so I am initially confused with what "pedestal" you mean.. Then I googled and take time to answer the question..
to think of someone as a perfect person with no faults : to admire someone greatly.
This is what's the meaning of pedestal in the relationship meaning, I hope I could get what you mean with the following questions that basically relates to each other
Alright, I summary your questions first before answering them (1/ should Frederick waits to have healthier mental status first? 2/I am not sure which pedestal you refer, but I take free interpretation that after Frederick look past Gwen's appearance - while making various comparisons (witch√ cursed princess √ angel√) 3/ Frederick should see Gwen as a person first)
ALRIGHT!!! Here we go
1/ mental status is something that always fluctuate and actually it's not related to age (sure, older is wiser but there's more to it) but more about how each person deals with their mental issue - which from the very start they should realizes that they're in the problem first and thus act accordingly which mostly begins with acceptance 'that they're in deep shits and need help'. Now let's see Frederick overall. Frederick just realizes that his own family might abnormal only when meeting Whitney that gives example of what abnormal family is but he accept that his family might that bad, and got confirmed when punished in isolation treatment BUT he still clinging in naivety that his family not that bad bad by try to stops Blaine without any weapon and hoping words can help him. It's not, but thankfully Whitney and Prez saves him and curently the free pass in nutshell is Prez try to reasoning Blaine with sword dance (violent way)
So personally I think Frederick indeed need more work in his mental issue healing, but he's not starting (like Lance) or not even on the road (like Blaine) like his brothers. In the weird way of the CPC is, Frederick on the very first important step of acceptance - to anything. He already accepts that Gwen looks will stays like this, and he loves her just the way she is. He already accepts that his family is abnormal, but he hopes for his brothers still could be saved - like what normal people with high morality will do.
Also to me, the mental issue of Frederick isn't the standard for him asking out for Gwen's hand in marriage.. It's their age, both are minors and we shouldn't glorify teenager marriage (and pregnancy) - it could happen espc due to 'love accidents' (coughs, teenagers making love rawly and without future thinking thus suddenly realizes too late that the female are pregnant.. IRl scenario) but doesn't mean it can't be prevented. I find that gwenderick is the example of the most pure ship that can ever happen on my shipping book, mention of kissing already made them so flustered deeply which for themselves I believe they won't jump to marriage soon. They're will have the much needed time for mental healing of each other, but why can't make it together?
Mental issue healing is indeed a long road ahead filled with uncertainties, and I feel marriage shouldn't be standard milestone for relationship. Which in other world, GwenDerick could become healthy canon ship after the whole invasion arc end - when they reunite as Gwen awakes and Frederick reaches her as his true self.. But no need for marriage milestone, is just the event. The event that they're have chance to free from Leland's scheme and on their own pace when feeling completely ready, because what's one thing that entail to wedding-marriage? Progeny
With everything that they're going through to be lovers as now from the family with extreme parenting, I say with healthlier relationship that they'll get in the future..they could meet the middleground between oversheltered (Pastel) and overexposure (Plaid) to make their children, symbol of their love with combined aspect of them genetically, to be truly happy with loves
im nutshell, yes Frederick should waits in better mental status before courting Gwen.. But didn't mean for them to can't be together sooner. They could have free time of being together and dates.. Like right now after their incoming reunion. Being together =/= marriage
2/3/ because I feel connected to each other. Frederick can't help to keep compares Gwen to not completely human because he's the resident nerd dork that indeed reads tons of fairy tale books with lots of imagination and fictional comparison helps him to accepts reality.
From witch initially - initial first thought of her having green skin and thoughts to wants poisoning him, the wrong confrontation that painting Gwen as immortal, her look that similar with Lilyth which haunting Frederick's palace for years. To cursed princess because he finds Gwen in the CPC. To Angel, the angel of the fortune, the entity that he thoughts to be his savior that completely lifting him up from the hole but later on that he realizes that he need to pull his own work too because the angel can't completely lifting him up - thus develop for his sense to protects the angel, because Gwen needs him
If putting someone on pedestal is unhealthy? Depends, but personally Gwen's wish that Frederick is the ultimate person to fix her =/= Frederick believes that Gwen is the angel as the present one. Why i say this? Because, for Frederick case that notion make him remembers Whitney saying that he could get chance to change his story then doing his own work (which helped by Laverne and LeoMieCake) to lifting himself from the hole he imprisoned in. For Gwen is different becaus after the gala fiasco, she's in despair believing no one loves her. She thinks her sisters hates her as breaking the engagement. She thinks that Frederick love to her indeed forced. She completely forgot about her father, her twin brother Jamie, the CPC... Then she eats the poisoned apple, the tragedy that LambCat paralelling as attempting suicide. But thankfully everything not too late, Gwen soul is still in this world and not die as what the success suicide is. Everyone involved on the light side outting their best ability to kicking out the Plaid Troop that the villain Leland leads while reaches Gwen to show - everyone loves her
Now, the incoming future episodes of the CPC, about who Gwen loves back..which I find will be so heartwarming if the revealation is that Gwen loves everyone back too ^^
/end of the long answer hahah, hope you enjoy it as much as I am writing it!
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Congrats on hitting 1000 followers!!! Can I request Guava with Leona in which the reader is participating in the Culinary Crucible and is Fed Up with him being a picky eater to the point that they don’t even want to hear what he has to say? (Male reader, if possible please)
Pairing - Leona Kingscholar x Reader
Prompt - "Shut up." "I didn't even say anything!"
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You finished sprinkling the last bit of parmesan cheese onto your freshly made pizza and clasped your hands together in delight.
"There!"
It was a simple margherita pizza, the scent of fresh basil cutting through the acidity of the tomato sauce. You took a long whiff and sighed contentedly. After two long hours of cooking, you had finally finished your entry for the Culinary Crucible.
You lifted the plate and presented it to the head chef ghost with a smile. They nodded, sufficiently pleased with your final product.
"I must say, Y/N, this pizza look splendid," one of the chefs complimented. "I only envy the judge who gets to taste it!"
You laughed and made your way to the cafeteria where the judges waited.
Your smile dropped as soon as you entered the cafeteria and you turned to walk back into the kitchen.
"Leaving so soon, herbivore?"
"Why of all people does it have to be him?" you whispered to yourself, cursing Leona under your breath. You took a deep breath and turned around to face the lion with a fake smile.
"Lovely to see you here, Leona."
"Not that I don't love watching you grovel but could you tone down the customer service a bit, doll?" Leona scoffed at you, making your roll your eyes so far you thought they might end up on the other side of your head. "I don't need you to lie to me. Just give me the food."
You instinctively pulled your plate of immaculate pizza away from him, sheltering it like your child.
"Oh, come on. I'm not gonna hurt it."
"You aren't going to appreciate my culinary genius," you spat at Leona, knowing how picky he tended to be due to his blasted royal upbringing.
"Well maybe it just isn't that good," Leona smirked at you, his tail swinging amusedly behind him.
You had had it with this stuck up prince. Your pizza was like your baby and you would not allow it to be slandered by some meat-loving neanderthal who can't even appreciate a well-made margherita.
"Chef, may I please request a different judge?" You turned to the ghost, not bothering to get your hopes up when you saw the sympathetic look on their face.
"Sorry, Y/N, but the point of the judging is to be fair," the ghost shook their head as if mourning a terrible loss. "We can't swap judges just because of personal preference."
You groaned and reluctantly set the pizza in front of Leona.
"What exactly makes you think that I won't like this?"
"It's vegetarian."
Your answer was almost instant and, sure enough, Leona scrunched up his nose at the very mention of an absence of meat.
"Then what's the point?"
"Because it tastes good!" You cut yourself off with a groan and dragged your hands down your face.
"Not to me."
"You haven't even tried it!"
"Fine, I'll sample your culinary genius," Leona quoted you sarcastically. You tried to calm yourself down as he picked up a piece to take a bite of.
You turned around, not wanting to witness Leona slandering your beautiful creation. When you didn't hear any complaining, you groaned and turned around.
"Shut up."
"I didn't say anything!"
"No, but you were thinking it!"
"Yes! I know it's controversial but I do deign to think on occasion."
"I meant about my pizza!"
By the time you had run out of quips, you were fuming and the ghosts were wondering if they should step in. Luckily, they decided against it or they would've ruined the moment.
Leona looked away almost bashfully and mumbled something that you couldn't quite hear.
"I know it must be difficult to communicate with a plebian like me but would you please turn the volume up a little bit?"
"It wasn't that bad," Leona grumbled and ran a hand through his hair exasperatedly, though, why he was the exasperated one, you had not idea. "For something made by an herbivore, at least."
Your eyes widened in shock. Knowing Leona, you knew that "not that bad" may have been the highest compliment he had ever managed.
"I-" You didn't really know how to respond to that, considering that it wasn't a compliment a normal person would give. "Am I supposed to say thank you to that?"
"Don't say anything!" Leona barked and leaned his forehead in his palm, hiding his face from you. "Just get out of here. And take your stupid pizza with you."
You grabbed the plate, still a little gobsmacked. You regained your composure long enough to remember your true purpose: making fun of Leona.
You smirked and leaned over, peeked under his hand to look in his eye.
"You liked my pizza."
"I never said that!" he protested ardently.
"You didn't say you didn't like it!"
"I'll say it now! I didn't like it!"
"So why did you eat the rest of your slice?"
You wondered if Leona had even noticed that he'd eaten the rest of the slice of pizza but he seemed just a bit startled, either at his own actions or your observation.
"It's none of your business," he grumbled, pushing his chair away from the table he sat at. He tried to get up but you pulled his arm back down, jerking him forward so that your faces were mere inches from each other.
"Just admit it, Kingscholar," you chuckled, feeling an alarmingly amount of satisfaction from seeing the blush on the usually-composed beastman's face. "You liked herbivore pizza."
"I did no such thing and I certainly never will," he objected, determined not to be weak in your sight.
"So you can eat things other than meat. I thought for sure that you would throw a widdle tantwum until someone brought you your dino nuggies."
"Real mature."
"We can talk like adults when you start acting like one."
With that last word, you pulled away from Leona, scooping your prized pizza in your arms and whisking it away back to the kitchen.
Leona leaned back in his chair, stunned by your boldness. He laughed nervously and shook his head to snap himself out of it.
"What a fiesty little herbivore."
#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland x reader#twst#twst x reader#disneytw#leona kingscholar#leona kingscholar x reader#nyxscarnival
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Farfalla Lucio - Kino
Brilliant, glittery top notes that spread wildly make a blissful moment for Kino and his love for you and his guava juice. Prince and princess, blessed by the stars' guidance. A citrus, fruity fragrance.
Top Notes: Guava, Grapefruit, Lily
Middle Notes: Damask rose, Hyacinth, Evening primrose
Base Notes: Cedarwood, Sandalwood
#diabolik lovers#dialovers#kino#diabolik lovers kino#diabolik lovers farfalla lucio#translations#i tried not to comment so far but#BUT OF COURSE HE HAS GUAVA PERFUME#bye 💀
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Have faith in our blorbo and LambCat, the foreshadowing of his moment of shine truly great, if episode with Jamie as thumbnail will be xmas gift for Jamie enjoyer.. than ep 165 "Frederick VS The Serpent" is truly his moment of shines
If you checking wiki, I am blatantly hinting who's the serpent is that Frederick need to fights, the moment of his excellence
If you okay with fast pass aka spoiler, just open the channel of fastpass and realizes why me and so many Frederick simps (like, oh so many in FP channel: me, Meritre, Mc Fly, Queen Allu, Worldwide, Suparcali, Isaac (the-giggling-guava), Aylin) - means so many Frederick enjoyer in the server - is just us chilling in FP channel mostly. We are all deranged over CPC especially about Frederick's happiness... and even some of FP accessor not actually have coins for opening the FP, I am writing summary of the episode that helping to understand what's going on - I am truly OK with sharing spoiler content but I know and understand part of fandom that didn't like to get spoit... Well without explaining the content of ep 165..
Here the chuckholds of Frederick moment of shines theories!
Y'know, we have like 7 episodes left, and I'm starting to think Lambcat will ACTUALLY just leave Frederick's character like this.
Like WHAT THE FUCK
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since Rory seems to love fruit (a little fruit prince ❤🍅🥭👑 lol), what do you think would be his and the rest of the LI's favorite fruit flavor/fruit flavor profile (tropical, berry, apples, banana-y, a specific fruit, etc.)?
(aka who is gonna enjoy the flavor of my current food hyperfixation, passionfruit with guava and mango mixed juice with a splash of grenadine for that sunset ombre look, with me the most lol jk)
Not only is Rory a tomato prince, he is also a fruit prince 🍎
Rory: Will highly enjoy passionfruit with guava and mango mixed juice with a splash of grenadine. Also likes strawberries and cherries. He'll make you lots you smoothies if you like them.
Tobias: Also likes tropical fruits, oranges, pineapple, kiwifruit. Will eat all fruit.
Alexei: Pomegranite, granny smith apples, blueberries, grapefruit. A little more tart.
Brooklyn: Dates, figs, pears. Fruit that is very sweet.
Leo: Coconut flavor, watermelon, grapes, dragon fruit.
Milo: Apples, bananas. Any fruit is OK
#i was very into the fruit question#infinite blue#ask#main six#tobias#leo#alexei#rory#milo#brooklyn#otome#game#velvet fox games
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