#President's Announcement

[chaos0pikachu]

"are bls to raunchy nowadays?" No, go outside. "where are all the sweet bls with no sex, violence, porn or drugs?" there's 26 coming out from one studio and offgun are starring in 16 of them while geminifourth star in the other 42 open your eyeballs

[charlunday]

Mrs. Coriolanus Snow, First Lady of Panem

[vellialavellious]

FUCKING DAMMIT

[mcaxolotl]

This is completely unedited and exactly how it was viewed live /srs

[idk-bruh-20]

Irondad fic ideas #133

Morgan Stark discovers the joke format, "__, __, and __ walk into a bar..." 

She doesn't quite get the concept, but she enjoys it. And, like most children, when she enjoys something she becomes absolutely obsessed with it.

Morgan: A spider, the spider's aunt, and a grumpy walk into the house!

Happy: Morgan that's not how that works

Peter: I dunno, you do seem more like a Grumpy than a Happy :)

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Morgan: A princess, her bestest brother ever, and their cyborg chef walk into the kitchen.

Tony: You can just say you want pancakes, Mo.

Peter, tearing up: That's Princess Mo to you.

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Bonus:

It becomes an inside joke that the whole family uses. 

Tony when Peter cuts off his coffee supply: (gasp) A genius, his robot minions, and a hater walk into the lab.

Peter, not even missing a beat: A genius, his son, and his robot children who agree with the son walk out of the lab and in to their beds.

Tony, so completely endeared every time Peter calls himself his son he can barely protest: I- I- now wait just a second...

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Teen Morgan, upon finding her brother and MJ making out on the couch: Eughh! An intern, the goddess way out of his league, and the amount of space reserved for Jesus between them walk out of the shared living space.

[lord-of-the-harvest]

A friend of mine said Ren looks like a politician-

*sigh* here are my headcannons of him as President…

State mandated catgirls for every other incel

Sinks half the military budget into AI and robot ladies

Human trafficking skyrockets (duh)

Heat/Rut cycles become their own paid holiday

Gets head in the Oval Office daily

Pissing on your partner is now legally binding

First waifu Lady Hatsune Miku

Nukes the ashes of Strade’s old house

Ren’s smart and careful, but not enough to not leak government secrets

First President to appoint a cabinet entirely of AI anime girls

Gets impeached *immediately*

“A vote for Hana is a vote for catgirls spread across the country!”

He’d suck :)

[thevirgodoll]

in the spirit of retrograde season and as a reflection of the latter half of the year… I am permanently letting go and cutting the cord. this is a lesson that circles back around everytime but truly, this month showed me it’s time to clean house.

I have always expected others to operate like I would in conflict or unspoken one-sided “beef”, but I forget integrity wasn’t part of everyone’s home training (if they even had any).

people do you so wrong with no apology then run away out of pure cowardice. then they act like YOU did something which is the comical part. you just gotta let them play themselves to be honest. if being weird brings them peace, then so be it.

on my end, I know I was genuine and gave them an experience they’ll never be able to duplicate. my presence is ALWAYS felt, and so is my absence.

the jokes write themselves. with that, I give myself the closure I deserve. and I say this with conviction. don’t expect God’s grace in the face of disrespect from me. boundaries and sanity are now in order.

case is closed. signed, sealed & DELIVERT! -THEE PRESIDENT.

[malaierba]

Does anyone understand what it means that Ecuador, which used to be the second safest country in South America, is in a state of emergency, am I going insane is it just me???

[felixravinstills]

Me being sad about a Ravinstill that I made up for 3k+ words. Marius Ravinstill, I really didn’t expect to get this attached to you and Gnaeus, but here we are… technically, there isn’t much new info in this fic that hasn’t been tangentially mentioned in a post on this blog, but I’m also not expecting you guys to be tracking every single thing I just straight up make up about the Ravinstills, so it’s nice to have bits of lore all in one place!

[draeth-place]

I've moved!!!!

Hi people who follow me on Tumblr, I've moved to Bluesky!!! This will be my last post here so if you want more of my dogshit art, check me out @draethplace.bsky.social

@blitzproductions is in the incorrect quote thing

Some of my recent art before I go

[whatarethooseshuri]

LADIES, GENTLEMEN, AND THEYS! PEOPLE AND CREATURES OF ALL KIND! ARE YOU READY

FOR THE FIRST

ANUAL

HUNGER GAAAAAAMES

if you were not thrown into the group right this time don’t you worry. Because this is the FIRST hunger games. If ya’ll like it. There will be more>:))) if you weren’t chosen this time then you are the capital/viewers.

[svtskneecaps]

personally i think the best way to look at this election in terms of "who am i (as a viewer) going to vote for" is that first and foremost, for us, this is a STORY. we are watching a story (and also a fun game and funny people doing funnies together, but for election purposes we'll say that)

therefore our goal should not be "which candidate has the best policies" or "which candidate is best for the island". we don't CARE. that's not our business.

we don't care what's good for the islanders. THAT'S NOT OUR BUSINESS. we're not islanders nor are we players. we are the guy in the bar watching the Truman show. our business is "what story do we want to see?"

each candidate offers something different.

(note: i don't claim to understand their platforms, for personal reasons i haven't followed it closely bc i kinda suspected there was gonna be drama and didn't feel like stressing myself over minecraft politics; my local elections freak me out enough lol)

for a rough example:

elquackity: obvious federation plant, clear enemy for the rest of the server. man-vs-government arc.

forever: did you like cellbit's infiltration arc? i could predict something like that following in forever's footsteps (forever sneaks around the federation, learns a few secrets, continues to make his changes to the server but does perhaps experience horrors, most likely a slower burn than cellbit's arc but certainly a lot of espionage and theorycrafting)

gegg: gegg chamg e world

those of y'all with a sounder grasp on candidates, sound off in the notes on what we can expect FROM A STORY PERSPECTIVE; i actively ignore the debates (they make me want to cry lmfao). i don't care what their platform is exactly, where will it take the story?

and i'll repossess your liver if i see any goddamn cc hate or harassment in there. this is more than not a safe space for that, this is an active danger zone. watch yourselves. <3

[hurtmehurtmeluv]

Madam President.

[lb-desserts]

👀

How the MC’s are supposed to hold the rappers hand:

Soundwin:

[aprilblossomgirl]

-- satang's twitter post 20.01.2023