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Lego Technic 42160: Audi RS Q e-tron...
is it a pile of poop?
The answer in short terms, is sort of, but not really.
To give a better and more understandable answer, you need to know how I came to play with this model for a weekend and what went wrong. Firstly, this kit has been supplied to me by a friend. I am not able to afford such kits, but every now and again, someone close to me buys a set and I get to play with it. I am not going to tell you who this person is, just that I value their friendship because of who they are, not because of the Lego they buy, even if I get to play with it.
When they handed over the set and said âhave fun, see what you think...â Everything was still sealed in the box and all seemed fine. The box was quite pretty, but in a serious, 'make everything black' kind of way. This is the first time I have been able to play with anything from the new Powered Up and Control Plus systems, having been playing with Power Functions for several years.
Out of the box, there is an awful lot of black pieces in this set, with some light stone grey and a little bit of dark stone grey. The only pieces of any brighter colour are a few pins and a couple of cross blocks, none of which you can see after construction. Once the model is fully built, it is a large, complicated, black box. Thankfully the wheel rims are a nice shade of red, giving it something pretty to look at. If you want a moody teenager's perfect model, forget the old spooky girl minifig, this set is very much of the dark side. In fact, I don't think that even the old Sith Infiltrator set from the Star Wars theme was this dark. To add a splash of colour to the model, there is roughly seventy kilotonnes (OK, two large sheets) of stickers. None of which I had the patience to apply. This many stickers is bordering on offensive, it is clear that they only want the parts to be used for this model and this model only, but more on that later.
With all of the numbered bags out of the box, I found four loose tyres, the control plus hub and the envelope that holds the instructions and stickers. Thank the maker that they put the instruction book in an envelope, because the oddly oily tyres are oozing out a slick and slimy substance that stained the envelope. This stuff is persistent and remains even after I had to wash the tyres with detergent. I scrubbed those tyres with a nail brush and some Fairy dish soap and then put the tyres aside to dry. Twenty four hours later and they continue to ooze out this oily substance, that reminds me of the GT85 Teflon spray I used to use as a cycle mechanic. My guess is that this is some kind of moulding release spray, but it is odd that it continues to leach out, leaving oily stains on fingers and anything absorbent.
Building the model is a dreary affair. There are no complicated and fun gear boxes or even the barest hint of an actual cockpit. There are lots of clever angles and some well thought out use of curved panels, but the emphasis here is purely on the playability with the remote control (not supplied!), rather than making this a fun build. The new wheel hubs seem a lot stronger than previous versions, but come already assembled, so I have no idea what they look like inside. The drive shafts have been redesigned and are significantly bigger now, meaning that they are stronger too. However, the front axle does have a significant amount of bump steer, which is controlled by a secondary rack and pinion. Without this secondary system, the wheels develop a significant amount of toe out as the suspension compresses. As always, Lego suspension is a crude undamped spring. Any force applied to the spring, is released immediately, meaning that the car does not have actual shock absorption, but this is a petty criticism... unless you know that Lego have in the past made damped springs.





The Control Plus hub and the associated motors are powered by six double A cells and not the 12 that is listed in the instruction book. Surely someone must have proof read the instructions? I am using alkaline batteries, having tried rechargeable batteries in the past. Alkaline cells will give out 1.5 volts, which leads to a pack that runs on nine volts. I used a set of rechargeable cells and discovered that each cell only gave out 1.1 volts, which came to 6.6 volts, meaning that anything I built was down by almost two and a half volts. Fitting the batteries to the hub required the use of a screw driver to remove a cover, that exposes a battery box that slots into the hub in an exact location. It then needs to be screwed back in place. Knowing that previous versions of this unit had a clip in battery box, one can only assume that it developed faults and needs the screws to hold it in place. Again, the power functions battery boxes, with their side covers are easier to use. However, having to have the controller with line of sight to the receivers did make for some complicated builds. The Bluetooth system allows for the hub to buried inside the model and does not get interference from strong sunlight.
Controlling the car requires a smart device, a mobile phone or tablet with Bluetooth will work. I have a Samsung phone that is an older model and rather cheap, but I was able to download the application and it installed rather quickly. There is the potential for fun here, with it giving you information about the car and recording data about its use. It has tip over sensors and can work out the camber of roads. However, from the moment it was switched on, it told me that it is always going up hill, with the back of the car being two degrees lower than the front of the car. I put this down to the bump steer problem over extending the front suspension, making it stiffer than the rear. Using a mobile phone is fine, but it can be limiting. Not every child has access to a mobile smart device modern enough to run software this complex. My version also developed a couple of glitches, always with the steering, that would stop registering my finger movement and making the car crash into whatever I was trying to steer around. I am aware that Lego make a Bluetooth controller to run the trains and I wondered if this is compatible. A quick chat with Lego will tell you that this is not possible. However, an ever quicker on-line search will show you that this is possible, but going more in depth you will discover that you need to be able to hack the hub and rewrite the firmware. Thankfully, some helpful souls out on the wild internet have made this a lot easier and I have been having a lot of fun driving the car with this controller.
If you want a really good controller hack, have a look at this brilliant tutorial. This is entirely the video producer's work and I am in awe of what he has done.
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It was at this point that I was forced to ask why Lego do not allow this functionality as standard? When I spoke to Customer Services at Lego I was told that there was no provision made for the controller or MOC building, using the Control Plus system. To my mind this is a poor decision and a bad faith move on behalf of Lego. Once again, we are being controlled by the tech we choose to play with, rather than playing with the tech and customising its abilities to suit our needs. Supplying a simple controller with the set makes sense to me, with perhaps optional increased playability through a smart device. I will be honest, I fully intended to hack the hub as soon as I got my hands on it. However, the car is going to remain on a shelf for a little while because the tyres are still oozing a greasy substance onto their surface.
The tyres are another new design and size. Trying to fit other tyres to the car is all but impossible due to the design of the steering system and rear suspension limiting tyre width. Trying to fit larger tyres is impossible because of the body work of the car scrubs on the tread. The only wheels I managed to make fit are the medium road wheels as fitted to vehicles such as the wonderful Mercedes AROCs truck. However, they do stick out rather a lot. I am thinking of possibly using some pulley wheels to space out the hub and allow other wheel types to be fitted, but I am yet to try this.
Overall, I have found this whole model to be rather disappointing and that is because of some unnecessary design decisions made by Lego. Making the hub locked to this model (or the others that use the same hub), with the exact motor configuration, with no access to constructing a model of your own, is ludicrous. Shame on you Lego.
The fault with the tyres is an ongoing issue that I have been discussing with Lego customer services and after nearly a week, I am growing increasingly dissatisfied with their answers. Being told to just wash them off was fair enough, but how many times do I have to wash them before they finally stop oozing oil? When they do stop oozing, are they just going to perish and rot away? I have a pair of small rubber balloon tyres that came on a model from 1999 and these have become rotten and feel like jelly sweets that have been left in a hot car for a year. I can see these tyres developing the same issue in time and I would worry that if stored with any of other Lego tyres, they would damage them.
I am not sure where Lego are going with these licensed sets that seem to be more about collecting exact models, rather than creating new ones. Saying that, I do have the Lego Triumph, Ducati and Kawasaki motorcycles as display pieces and am waiting for them to finally release a GSXR1000! However, I do enjoy creating my own machines. I have in the past built rock crawlers, dumper trucks, fire tenders and fighting robots. Lego Technic has always been versatile, allowing the builder to construct some seriously clever mechanisms. As I write this, I have sat in my build area, a complicated eight wheel drive, eight wheel steered truck, driven by two power functions controllers, with more on the way. Power functions servo motors are becoming rare these days and can cost in excess of forty quid. However, there are many different companies on e-Bay selling Chinese clone parts that can work very well with the power functions controllers. I know this because after my last servo started to develop a wiring fault, I looked elsewhere for replacement parts. The weakest part of power functions has always been the wiring. My worry with the new control plus system, is that damaged wires cannot be repaired quite as easily. With power functions, I am able to just cut of the wire and solder on a replacement. With access to cheap Chinese clone parts, I should be able to continue to run my power functions parts for a long time, because I have no plans to upgrade to control plus as of now.
I would like to thank my dear friend who has made this and another high end set available to me to play with, this week. They know who they are and they know that they are more treasured than any rare power functions servo I could find!
#Lego#lego technic#Audi RS Qetron#radiocontrolledcars#Lego Cars#electric cars#electric racing cars#Lego Hacks#Lego Trains#power functions#Lego control plus#Youtube
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I know satoru had flashbacks all the time










#the power they would've had if they were a functional family >>>>#jujutsu kaisen#@meyers#megumi fushiguro#toji fushiguro#fushiguro megumi#fushiguro toji#toji zenin#zenin toji
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even 2 years ago people still said autism with a whisper. it was also how people sometimes whisper lesbian, like they're afraid of uttering a slur. autistic was either an insult or it was something terrible, a horrible burden only select people endure. "select people" were usually 9 year old boys and skinny white men.
they are not hispanic young adults with a dog and a life and friends. i can make (sustained, calculated, painful) eye contact. with certain people, i don't even have to count how many seconds i am holding their vision - i can just look at them. i can wear clothes that bother me, i will just have a worse day than usual. i might cry about any changes to my schedule - but change is scary! this is normal!
when i was 16 it was OCD. i mean that was the thing everyone said. i totally have ocd. they would arrange 6 colors of gel pen in rainbow order (no worry for indigo feeling left out) and they'd be "so ocd" about it.
if you struggle with intrusive thoughts, be careful at this next paragraph, but. at 16 i developed a compulsion that involved self-harm. my ocd was convinced i was simply forgetting that i'd hurt someone terribly - a thought that persisted for no clear or delineated reason.
at some point i will probably write about how the idea of "morally pure thoughts" was hell for me and others with ocd, but this was the odd dichotomy for many of us: they liked our "aesthetic", but were genuinely repulsed by our lived experience. "intrusive thoughts" now means "cutting your hair in the sink" instead of talking yourself down from believing horrible things. "so ocd" is a label without any true understanding.
it's something i've talked about before - in multiplicity - but i firmly believe in the veracity and necessity of self-diagnosis. i think it saves lives and it saves tragedies from occurring. as someone raised in a house that wasn't safe, self-diagnosis was, for many years, the only viable option. 15 and honestly googling: am i depressed or are there demons affecting my behavior.
but it is not genuine self-diagnosis anymore, most of the time. it is a strange, blanched version of that whispered word autism. now certain traits are constantly seen as "autistic" - any passing intense interest. any flubbed social interaction. people say it while laughing - a touch of the 'tism.
and i like the acceptance! i do. i like that people are talking about it. i like that if i self-identify, more people speak up and say me too, bitch. but there is something-else quietly happening, the way it happened to OCD. the quirky, "fun" parts have been washed and sanitized and removed of all suffering. now it is just something that makes you "a little bit silly."
it took me 27 years on this planet before i learned to make friends. something about me just seems incredibly odd, i guess, some kind of radiation monitoring. someone once (in a way that was almost friendly) told me i am doing the right things, but in a way that's off-putting. i have scoured myself raw attempting to be charming.
someone on tiktok does a deep dive into their particular passion. the top comment says "what kind of autism is this lol". like we are a breed of animal. like it has no influence on our experience. like our life is a fresh breeze, an open meadow.
more often for me, life was a drowning.
#warm up#spilled ink#writeblr#it's hard to explain bc i do like the acceptance but it's like the ocd thing#autism is . an entire neurotype. yes we get 'cool autism powers' but we mostly say that#for OUR sake. on the autism website.#the cool autism powers do come with like. quality of life problems.#girl being in a room with LEDs gives me a headache. so you can kind of imagine how that might#in some way#influence my ability to function#will defend self diagnosis to the death as long as it is CLEAR AND LEGITIMATE. not like.#oooo i struggle talking 2 women i must be autistic#girl what. i struggle with the act of TALKING.
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*peering down at my own genetic sequence* uh-huh uh-huh bold choice bold fucking choices my friend
#and i don't have veto power over any of this? that Cannot be correct information#there must surely exist an Appeal Process or#*me discovering how any of reality's systems function* this can not POSSIBLY be how this system functions#*scribbling furiously filling an entire college ruled notebook DOUBLE-SIDED with a list of design flaws to present to the court*
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I don't know if you know this but, Blurr not being able to find Swindle in Armada because there are so many 'fake' ones is so funny to me cuz-
This is the actual Swindle in Armada (the minicon on Star's shoulder) Oh my god so Starscream really just stole Blurr's man like that, adopted him any everything just so Blurr has to call him dad-*gets shot*
OH MY GOD I FORGOT THAT ARMADA SWINDLE IS STARSCREAMâS MINICON OH THIS HAS SO MUCH POTENTIAL JSKSJCNFJMFNV
And that potential completely different depending on the timeline. Imagine if Blurr gets in the Armada universe after IDW? He is not only depressed because all his life was left in another universe but also like. Thereâs this bot who LOOKS like weird Swindle and absolutely adores Blurr but itâs actually Sideswipe??
And then Starscream joins the Autobots and brings all his minicons with him and like
Blurr: oh I see you brought those three little guys with you. How cute
Starscream: Oh no. Four actually. Those three are Sonar, Jetstorm and Runway. (Takes a tiny red guy out of nowhere) And Swindle.
Blurr: AhâŠâŠ..hi
Mini Swindle: beep boop boop beb pebpub
Blurr: Smoking isnât enough I need to fall down the stairs
OR! If we take this to the time when Swindle already found his way into the isekai???? Imagine IDW Swindle pressing âthe travel buttonâ or smth and thinking it canât be too weird right? WRONG. GET SHRUNK LOSER. You are now palm sized and cant properly talk. The comedy possibilities are fucking ENDLESS

#death loop au#Swindle#Starscream#in case youâre wondering#Armada Swindle is a minicon#and minicons are kindaâŠtreated like Cassetes there#they serve a function and mostly being and upgrade to regular mechs#Starscream almost at the start of the show finds himself a minicon called Swindle#who is basically a tiny red race car. and also can upgrade someone to have a REALLY powerful gun#he is sorta like Gunmax but tiny and talks with beep boop#thatâsâŠ.thatâs all personality he has in canon. Minicons donât really have personalities thereâŠâŠ
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the dynamic of demigods thinking which other demigod is the most powerful is always amusing to me because. like, we know the big 3 kids are all the most powerful. That's just a fact of their universe. And then we know nearly every character views Percy as the strongest demigod, and most people are very rightfully intimidated by him.
and you look at the powers of the Big 3 kids and there's Percy, but then you realize Nico is just kind of objectively more powerful than him but simply chooses to hang out in Percy's shadow like he's Percy's scary dog privileges. Like, the two of them are pretty equally capable of causing multiple different apocalypses. Nico just also has like four different instakill powers and it's not like he doesn't use them. He very much uses them! Not infrequently, even! And they don't seem to take a significant amount of energy from him! And other demigods are pretty intimidated by both of them! But Nico makes a conscious point to keep his cards close to his chest and not let on exactly how dangerous and scary he can be if he wants to. People are already scared enough of him without knowing anything about him and he doesn't like that. Percy doesn't think about that nearly as much, and so usually just goes in guns blazing and that's part of why he's considered a wildcard. And then Nico himself puts Percy on a pedestal, so those who do know more about Nico's abilities then presume Nico knows something they don't about Percy that implies Percy is even stronger than him.
And even on a meta level Nico's narrative role requires him to be functionally more powerful than Percy, because he very often serves the purpose of getting Percy out of situations he can't handle on his own. That's just part of his function as a character! But also narratively he can't overshadow Percy so he just takes a backseat of his own accord and that's very amusing to me.
#pjo#percy jackson#riordanverse#nico di angelo#i will also note it is implied though we never see that Hazel has the exact same powers as Nico#and Hazel has trained with her powers way longer than Nico has plus is older so theoretically is more powerful already#she killed a giant all by herself. sank a small island. and successfully subdued Gaea for like another 60 years#so given that + her also having Nico's powers then *Hazel* is theoretically the strongest demigod no contest#Jason and Thalia end up kind of nerfed by the plot in that neither is allowed to overshadow Percy either#but they dont play the same roles that characters like Nico do - Nico keeps getting stupid abilities just for convenience factor#and Bianca never got the opportunity to use many powers besides astral projection/dream manipulation and similarly hades kid illusion stuff#and general ghost stuff. and she does all that as a ghost really. her killing the skeleton wasnt even her powers that was just a normal sta#and it was just by virtue of her being a hades kid and fulfilling the ''can kill these skeletons'' requirement that it blew up#technically she also showcases underworld immunity with the lethe stuff wearing off but that's very subtle#Hazel also doesnt play the same role as Nico and so doesnt get to showcase all that#plus is similarly nerfed with the ''cant be cooler than Percy'' constraint and so never gets to really do anything#even though logistically she is the most powerful and should showcase the full extent of her abilities to the same degree as Percy and Nico#Jason at least gets a little bit more wiggle room than Thalia being a main protagonist#Nico just gets the most wiggle room out of both not being a protagonist and being functionally a dues ex machina most of the time#versus Thalia or Bianca who are only ever secondary or supporting characters
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Dr. David Martin: âThere Are 63 Gain-Of-Function Biological Weapons Currently In Production In US Universities Right Now.â
RFK Jr to stop these psychopaths immediately! đ€
Dr David Martin is a plethora of knowledge!
#pay attention#educate yourselves#educate yourself#reeducate yourselves#knowledge is power#reeducate yourself#think about it#think for yourselves#think for yourself#do your homework#do your research#do some research#do your own research#ask yourself questions#question everything#dr. david martin#news#gain of function#evil lives here#truth be told#government secrets#government corruption#lies exposed
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These are the vibes I THE WHYTE PYTHON WORLD TOUR brings to the function bookshelf.
It's Spinal Tap meets Austin Powers.
It's an 80s themed wrestling duo alarming the interviewer.
It's Lorelei Gilmore Reading THE DIRT.
It's Ozzy Osbourne on reality TV.
It's "The Wind of Change" being used as a political battle cry.
Get ready for the world tour...
#fiction#books#whyte python world tour#reading#spinal tap#austin powers#the vibe i bring to the function#carl hiaasen#satire#humor#comedy#book review
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hetadoodles :P
#hetalia#hws america#hws canada#hws russia#hws china#hws japan#hws germany#hws italy#hws england#hws france#hws prussia#hws knights templar#hws teutonic knights#hetalia world stars#hetalia fanart#aph fanart#hetalia axis powers#ăăżăȘăą#HIMARUYA! DROP MORE HWS TEMPLAR CONTENT AND MY LIFE IS YOURS!!#templar being pru's gay awakening anybody??#NA bros are perfectly capable on their own but have one braincell when they're together#arthur kirkland and his 3 hrs of sleep versus the world#francis bonnefoy with his 3 hrs of sleep and still the man functions like a normal person in society#hnnnghnnn....rochu....love.....hngnnghh...#I'm gonna hit the lottery using the axis trio's number wish me luck lads#hello fellow astronomers
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Give me a Stan who thinks Fiddleford doesn't know how to throw a punch, much less defend himself in a fight with your average goon, so one morning he takes it upon himself to show the nerd a few basic jabs and hooks and maybe an uppercut or two behind the cabin, because let's face it, there's gonna be a time when Stan can't be there to take a hit for the guy or defend his nerd butt. So he's gonna teach him some stuff for his own peace of mind.
Fiddleford just kind of genially goes along with it, following Stan around the back of the cabin and watching with hands on his hips and a smile as Stan gets into position.
"This is one of the most basic punches in the world, so pay attention, 'cause I'm not gonna show you again," Stan says, knees slightly bent and fists up.
Fidds nods. "You've got my full attention, Stanley."
Stan isn't sure if he's imagining the way Fidds is eyeing him up and down, but he automatically flexes his arms a little more than he needs to. Up ahead, Ford is sitting on a tree stump and taking samples of the air or something (Stan had stopped listening to Ford's explanation once his words went from interesting to Big Science Shit that Stanley Does NOT Care About) and he's watching them with this amused grin, rolling his eyes skyward when Stan won't stop flexing and showing his arms off.
Stan ignores him and rolls his shoulders before jabbing his fists forward in a quick one-two. "There - you catch that?"
Fidds has got his arms crossed now and gives Stan a thumbs up. "Sure did!"
"See, just like this," Stan says, and shows him again despite saying earlier that he wouldn't.
He shows him a few more punches, going over each one a couple times before telling the engineer to mirror him, even getting in close to adjust the guy's scrawny arms and balled fists. He's being real professional about it and everything and doesn't understand why Ford keeps grinning and shaking his head at them, which is making him a little incensed but he stamps it down because Fidds is watching him with this nerdy, dopey smile while letting himself be maneuvered around and he's gotta learn to defend himself 'cause Stan can't stand the thought of some jerkwad wiping that smile off the nerd's face.
"See," he says near the end of the lesson, tapping his fist right against Fiddsâs chin. "Do it right and your fist'll hit right here."
Fidds tilts his head a fraction at the touch. "Well alright then, seems easy enough."
"Yeah, like I said, if you do it right. Gimme your hand-" he takes Fiddsâs wrist and taps the guy's balled fist against his own stubbly jaw. "Right here. You got that?"
Fidds nods. "Sure do!"
"Good." Stan drops Fiddsâs wrist and gets into position again. "Then come on - lay one on me."
Fidds pulls back and blinks at him. "Come again?"
"Hit me!" Stan taps his jaw. "Right here!"
The guy suddenly looks nervous and galnces over at Ford for help. "Hit you? Stanley, I don't think-"
This is what Stan means. Fidds isn't always gonna be able to look to him or Ford to save him. He gets this weird, uncomfortable feeling in his chest at the thought of Fidds facing off against some asshat on his own, and that alone is enough to keep him from letting the guys off easy, if only to get rid of the weird feeling. Maybe a bit selfish but he doesn't care.
"Ah, come on, one little punch ain't gonna hurt ya, Fidds."
"I'm not worried about me," Fidds says, and then frowns when Stan barks a laugh.
"You think you're gonna hurt ME?"
Fidds is still frowning when Ford calls over in an amused, warning tone, "This is not a good idea, Stanely!"
"Just worry about your air test or whatever and leave us alone," Stan calls back. Ford shrugs and scribbles something in his journal, and when Stan turns back to Fidds, Fidds is finally getting into position.
He looks unsure, watching Stan nervously as Stan stands before him with his arms crossed.
"Hey, not bad form - you ready?"
"Well, I suppose so," Fidds says, accent coming in a little thicker than before. "Stan, if you're sure, I should probably warn ya-"
"Don't tell me nothing, just punch me!"
Fidds presses his lips into a line and throws his fist - and jabs Stan on the chin just hard enough to tilt Stan's head half an inch to the side.
"That's it?" Stan guffaws and shakes his head. "That was barely a tap!"
"I don't wanna hurt ya!" Fidds says, sounding so conflicted that Stan gets this urge to pull him into a headlock and ruffle his hair and drive the worry away.
Instead he riles him up.
"Please," he says. "Fidds, look - one of these days I'm not gonna be there to take a hit for you, and then what're you gonna do? Just let some jerk punch ya around?"
Fidds looks slightly perplexed. "Where is this all comin from? No, Stanley, I am NOT gonna just let some jerk punch me around."
"Good! So you gotta learn to defend yourself!" Fidds still looks unsure, so Stan tries a different angle. "Okay, how 'bout this - what if some jerks are beating up on me and Ford, huh? You're just gonna let em?"
Fidds looks up. "What? No, I am not!"
"You're gonna defend us?"
"Dangnabbit, Stan - of course I am!"
"Not gonna let us get our teeth kicked out?"
"What!? No!"
"Then show me!" Stan slaps a hand against his own chin. "Right here, come on! I'm some jerk who just threw your friend Stan to the ground and I'm about to kick him in the gut, what're ya gonna-"
The blow lands hard. Stan's head jerks to the side and he's thrown off balance, and he sees actual stars before his vision clears again and he realizes he's crumpled on the ground. His head swims as hands pull him around onto his back.
"Mother o pearl!" Fidds gasps. He's got his hands on Stan's face, careful touch at complete odds with the punch he'd just landed in the same place. "Are you alright? I am so sorry! I hit ya and you weren't even ready and - you just got me so riled up and I tried to tell ya and I shoulda said earlier instead o just lettin ya show me all those moves, but I just wanted to, well - goddangit, Ford, this ain't funny."
Ford's laughing as he comes up behind them, looking down at where Stan is staring kinda dazedly up at Fidds, who's kneeling by his side in the cool grass. "We did try to tell him, Fiddleford."
"Tell me what?" Stan demands. His jaw is already aching but Fiddsâs hands feel kinda good so he doesn't tell him to move.
"Fiddleford was a boxing champion back back in his hometown," Ford says.
Stan blinks. "Bwuh-?"
"Not much of a champion," Fidds says with a wince, but he's blushing a bit as he goes on, "It was never anythin official, but - well, I did win more than a few matches at some backyard parties, see, and - well, people usually don't think I got any hittin power or can defend myself, but my Ma's been all too happy to teach me since I was little, and-"
The guy's rambling, and Stan quits being able to understand what he's saying half way through cause the accent is coming in thick and Fordâs chuckling and standing there looking proud of his best friend and Stanâs a little worried that he's still jarred from the hit, cause when he looks at Fidds kneeling there, one hand one Stan's chest and the other bashfully rubbing his neck while he rambles on - he's still seeing stars.
Later, while Stan sits in the living room with an bag of ice in his jaw and Fiddleford sitting next to him, still rambling about all the times he'd knocked a few guys into the mud in some backcountry hoedown get-together or whatever, Stan can lean back and relax and grin, knowing Fidds is gonna be just fine.
He can't wait to teach him wrestling.
#woke up at 2 in the morning and had this dire need to write something cliche and fluffy apparently#stanford pines#fiddlestan#fiddleford mcgucket#stanley pines#mystery trio#gf#ok back to sleeo now#i hope this all makes sense when i wake up in three hours for work#look i wrote a thing#AU#i havent been able to get enough of these three dorks im sorry#i just...love mystery trio in the 80s AU so muhmcg#much#damnit#this got a lot longer than i thought#who needs sleep anyway i will function with the power of coffee#will eventually clean this up and move it over to ao3
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Kinda obsessed with the historical context of Rise of the Guardians. Pitch wanting the Dark Ages to come back, which historically was the decline of culture and records. The Guardians rose at the same time as the Renaissance with the rise of culture, knowledge, and science. (Tooth in particular mentions that she hasnât been out in the field for 440 years, give or take, which would put that smack dab in the middle of the Renaissance)Â
The way Pitch doesnât want the world to change, the way the Guardians change in tune with the world. The way Jack, who lived in has a human in the 17th or 18th century, who lived in the time after the Renaissance and lived witnessing the world all the way to the modern era, is there to show the Guardians how much they missed and how they can further change and improve for the more modern world. These characters are immortal beings who have so much power over the world, it makes so much sense that when they fall and rise in power it impacts the world that they want to influence, for better or for worse.Â
#In the official comic where pitch is chosen as a guardian but refuses#he says that the guardians would rather put their destiny in the hands of children#instead of being the ones who influence their fates#he views it as âstepping backâ rather than protecting and guiding#it gives such good insight to how he views the world and his place in it#especially how he functions in history as âthe dark agesâ#And in Joanne Matteâs unofficial comics thereâs an implication that the magical world has disappeared/died out because of colonization#Iâm partial to that particular idea because this whole theme is very Eurocentric and the books are worse with it#itâs a contrast to the idea of the renaissance#and the ârebirthâ of culture#and the Guardians arenât âin the fieldâ at that point and get caught up with their work so much#that they lost the point of why they do the work they do#to the point that Pitch can tip the scales and effect them so much#even though he cannot fight them at their full power#I really do like how they connected these characters and themes with history#it makes so much sense for immortal characters#even power struggles and scrimmages can change the world#rise of the guardians#rotg#jack frost#pitch black#sanderson mansnoozie#e. aster bunnymund#toothiana#nicholas st. north
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Vetinari's Patricianate pulled it off, by the way. After the revolution, slowly, over many years of civil service.
The Times (truth), the remade Watch (justice),
âI'm sure we can pull together, sir.â Lord Vetinari raised his eyebrows. âOh, I do hope not, I really do hope not. Pulling together is the aim of despotism and tyranny. Free men pull in all kinds of directions.â He smiled.
+ the directions things are going with golems, goblins and orcs (freedom), the Seamstress' Guild (reasonably priced love), and a hard-boiled egg.
#i have cried several times this week just from thinking about vetinari. if you're wondering#discworld#havelock vetinari#glorious 25th of may#meta#*#my meta#I'm not normally a crier he's just a higher tier or blorbo#that one post that said the wish fulfillment discworld peddles is having a functioning civil service. yeah#through the power of being autistic and gay we too can change the world#decades of work not one day if revolution. but it can be done
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Dooku didn't leave because of the Jedi.
At least, if you're going by George Lucas' word.
In deleted scenes of Attack of the Clones, when we learn about Dooku's departure and his values, there's no mention of the Jedi or "the Jedi Order as an institution".
And every time Lucas refers to Dooku's disenchantment and reason for falling, he doesn't mention the Jedi.
"When you realize that Dooku is Darth Tyranus, it explains what Darth Sidious did after Darth Maul was killed: he seduced a Jedi who had become disenchanted with the Republic. He preyed on that disenchantment and converted him to the dark side, which is also a setup for what happens with Anakin." - Mythmaking: Behind the Scenes of Attack of the Clones, 2002
"[Dooku is] one of the few Jedi who became disenchanted with the Republic and left the order and he is leading a separatist movement." - Vanity Fair, 2002
"I wanted a more sophisticated kind of villain. Dookuâs disenchantment with the corruption in the Empire is actually valid. Itâs all valid.  So, Chris plays it as, 'Is he really a villain or is he just someone who is disenchanted and trying to make things right?'" - Starlog Magazine #300, 2002
He probably meant the Republic/Senate in that last one, but you get the point. And you're seeing the pattern, right?
Dooku's problem isn't the Jedi, it's the Republic.
He's become disenchanted with a system that - according to Lucas' prologue in the 2004 book Shatterpoint - worked for 1,000 years...
"For a thousand years, the Old Republic prospered and grew under the wise rule of the Senate and the protection of the venerable Jedi Knights."
... but has been rendered ineffective because of 1) senators becoming corrupt and 2) corporations gaining political power.
"But as often happens when wealth and power grow beyond all reasonable proportion, an evil fueled by greed arose. The massive organs of commerce mushroomed in power, the Senate became corrupt, and an ambitious named Palpatine was voted Supreme Chancellor."
That's the message Dooku runs on, when he rallies the systems to form the Separatist Alliance.
"By promising an alternative to the corruption and greed that was rotting the Republic from within, Dooku was able to persuade thousands of star systems to secede from the Republic."
The Jedi aren't really a factor in his decision to leave.
Why would they be? Their political status isn't very high, they're virtually powerless, as illustrated by the film's narrative and stated repeatedly by Lucas.
On the contrary, as we already established in this post, Lucas full-on confirmed that Dooku actually carries the sympathies of most of the Jedi. Again:
Most Jedi agree with Dooku, ideologically.
As far as the Jedi are concerned, the politicians are effing up the Republic, and it sucks because the Jedi see this but aren't allowed to interfere in the political process. They have to resort to looking for loopholes in their mandates to actually get stuff done.
That's what that whole "she's a politician" scene is meant to hint at. In the commentary of Attack of the Clones, Lucas uses a similar turn of phrase as he does with Dooku.
"[This scene gives us] a chance to talk a little bit about politics and the Jediâs disenchantment with the political process, due to the corruption and the ineffectiveness of the Senate." - Attack of the Clones, Directorâs Commentary, 2002
Considering all this, it becomes clear that the intended narrative surrounding Dooku's decision to leave the Order is not:
"The Jedi are dogmatic and asleep at the wheel except for Dooku, who is ahead of the curb and sees the system is flawed, so he left."
It's actually:
"ALL Jedi see the system is flawed, Dooku's the only Jedi who decided to take it a step further and leave the Order so he can try to get into politics himself and change things."
That's why they hesitate to accuse him of murder.
That's why in an earlier draft of the Attack of the Clones script, by the end of the second act, Mace STILL has his doubts that Dooku would sign a treaty with the Trade Federation to attack the Republic.

As far as the Jedi are concerned, Dooku is out there fighting the good fight, making noise because whenever they try to protest it falls on deaf ears... until his betrayal on Geonosis.
After all, let's not get it twisted: the Dooku we're introduced to in the films and The Clone Wars, isn't really just Dooku anymore.
He's Darth Tyranus.
A point Lucas makes sure to highlight in his Shatterpoint prologue:
"Unbeknownst to most of his followers, Dooku was himself a Dark Lord of the Sith, acting in collusion with his master, Darth Sidious, who, over the years, had struck an unholy alliance with the greater forces of commerce and their private droid armies."
It's not about doing the selfless thing for Dooku, anymore. He's knowingly part of the problem.
He's all about ambition, now. His personal goals are things like overthrowing Sidious and becoming the most powerful Jedi.
"[Anakin's] ambition and his dialogue here is the same as Dookuâs. He says âI will become more powerful than every Jedi.â And youâll hear later on Dooku will say âI have become more powerful than any Jedi.â [...] It is possible for a Jedi to want to become more powerful, and control things." - Attack of the Clones, Directorâs Commentary, 2002
"If you put two Sith together, they try to get others to join them to get rid of the other Sith. [When revealing the truth to Obi-Wan], Dooku's ambition is really to get rid of Darth Sidious. He's trying to get Obi-Wan's assistance in that and help in that, so that he and Obi-Wan could overthrow Sidious and take over." - Attack of the Clones, Commentary Track 2, 2002
Y'know? Selfish things.
Dooku - like all other Sith, and like the very corporations and Senators he had sworn to destroy - is consumed by his own greed.
#also functionally-speaking Dooku being a Jedi is done to highlight the ambiguity throughout the investigation on whether or not this is#a scorned ex-Jedi or a straight-up bad guy... you're never sure until the end of AOTC. That and Dooku being a former Jedi shows that#even someone who was once selfless and dutiful can crave power and be selfish#which sets up a precedent for Anakin - who's already struggling with being a selfless Jedi - when HE falls to the Dark Side#Dooku being a former Jedi isn't a plot point meant to narratively criticise of the Order... it's meant to hint at Anakin's downfall.#dooku#george lucas#star wars#attack of the clones#long post#collection of quotes
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reading what happened to season two of 'the real adventures of johnny quest' really is like. the nightmare fucking scenario. you make one season of a show where you try to bring back an old pulp show but turn it into something grounded and cool without the racism or sexism but with real cool science, and then season two they just hand it over to some guys who are like "yeah we're going to bring the racism and sexism back, also real science sucks so everything is magic now"
#original#this explains something that always confused me which is that i really liked the good episodes but the bad episodes were pure garbage#it was like two different shows#and that's because it functionally was!!#IMAGINE DECIDING THE INDIAN GUY NEEDS TO HAVE HINDU MAGIC POWERS AGAIN. IN THE NINETIES.#season one had race bannon decide to stop working for the cia for ethical reasons and season two is like 'no he loves the cia'
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also i think harry potter is a more interesting character when you allow james to be extremely morally grey. imo this is more reflective of canon: he was a bully. he was blindly privileged. he harassed lily and treated it like a joke. and no matter what, he's still a man who wanted to marry "the brightest witch of her age" and saw absolutely nothing wrong with making her his jobless prospectless pregnant housewife at 19 years old! that's entitlement!
like in doing this, james technically carried on centuries of misogynist conservative pureblood tradition (marrying women off to be teenaged childbrides) without another thought. this is the environment in which he was raised. and he told himself it was ok and progressive because he, like, wasn't racist to her for being muggleborn and genuinely loved her as a person, or whatever. but that's the bare minimum! and it shows that he had no qualms with participating in pureblood culture & tradition when it suited him, because he literally materially did. a better james potter would never have been comfortable with letting her take on that role.
and the series themes are more resonant when harry's parents aren't both just, like, nebulously ontologically good. it's really poignant when harry spends his entire life being taught to idolize a man who was, in actuality, kind of a piece of shitâ and grapples with this as he grows up, ultimately choosing to be different. the lesson is that both good (and cruelty) can come from anyone, regardless of birth circumstances or house placement, because goodness is a choice.
#the no!war drarry au where they bond over having a conflicted relationship with their pureblood fathers...#showing how distinctions like âgryffindorâ âslytherinâ are functionally meaningless because the REAL evil is hierarchical systemic power#oh im thinking#like genuinely i think harry just has an incredibly strong moral core & lily would have fostered this if he grew up with his parents#he would have idolized his father in childhood (like everyone around him) and then grown up to be actually pretty disgusted by james#he wouldn't stand for that behavior! or those values! and he would have an extremely contentious relationship with his dad. basically#if snape was like âyour father is an arrogant toeragâ in class then this harry would have been like FACTS!!!! FACTS!!! YEAH HE FUCKING IS#(i think harry still would hate snape for the uh. child abuse. but he can ALSO recognize another james hater regardless đ„đ„đ„)#saints speaks đ
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