#Poor Remus

[moonyswarmsweaters]

James: Remus is late, again.

Regulus: How's that possible? I called him at 8 o'clock this morning pretending it was 11.

Sirius: I printed a fake schedule saying we were starting at 9 instead of noon like we usually do.

Peter: I set his alarm clock to say PM instead of AM.

Lily: I think you guys may have overdone it.

Remus: *bursts through the door* WHAT YEAR IS IT?!

[lulublack90]

Prompt 22 - The Prefect's Bathroom

@wolfstarmicrofic November 22, word count 195

Sirius sunk into the lavender-scented water and let out a contented sigh.

“Remus, have I ever told you how wonderful it is that you’re a prefect?” Sirius told Remus before he slid further under the water, floating on his back with his eyes closed. The bath in the prefect’s bathroom was enormous. There really was no need for it. They’d had to fashion a lock as anyone with the password could just walk in, and seeing as how there were at least 24 people with the password, it seemed pretty ridiculous. He did not want anyone walking in for what he had planned. 

“Every time,” Remus chuckled as he floated over to Sirius’s side. Sirius reached out and took Remus’s hand, and they floated there for a while.

When Sirius had had enough, he flipped over and jumped on top of Remus, startling the other boy. “Sirius, what the hell was that?” Remus spluttered as he sat out bubbles. 

“So I could do this,” Sirius pounced on him. He pushed him up against the side of the swimming pool-sized bath and kissed him, bubbles and all. Yeah, he really didn’t want anyone walking in now. 

[loonylupin2]

Poor Remus can’t stop thinking about padfoot :(

[17thcenturyb0y]

For anyone who was wondering what happened next :’)

[julesart04]

[bbloodyashes]

Hc that when Remus heard Mary and Lily whispering about their time of the month for the first time, he thought they were secretly werewolves too

[nrvscig]

idrk why but EVERY TIME i listen to this song all i can think about is wolfstar??? like remus singing it abt sirius in his "straight ladies man" phase yk???

like im sorry but "19 BUT YOU ACT 25 NOW" ???? "TRADE DRINKS BUT YOU DONT EVEN KNOW HER (mary)" ???!!!??? "RIPPED JEANS(!!!) AND A CUP THAT YOU JUST DOWNED" ???!?@?! "SAVE ME TILL THE PARTY IS OVER... KISS ME IN THE SEAT OF YOUR ROVER (sirius' motorcycle), REAL SWEET BUT I WISH YOU WERE SOBER" @?!?@?@?@? "HONESTLY YOU ALWAYS LET ME DOWN AND I KNOW WE'RE NOT JUST 'HANGING OUT'" ???!?@?!?@@??????? IM SORRY?????@,#?@?#????!!!! THIS IS LITERALLY WOLFSTAR

[here-for-a-good-time-hopefully]

The day after a Slytherin party

Sirius: I mayyyy or may not have tried crack

Remus: …. Ok

Sirius (shaking): Last night. I don’t think I did. But if I did I liked it.

Remus (side-eyeing him): ……. Ok

[iamthemoonagedaydream]

My roman empire is that I once saw someone say that they headcannoned remus to phone sirius' phone everyday after he died, just to hear his voice on the answerphone, but that there was one day where he phoned and the number had been reassigned.

I think about that a lot.

[lexithwrites]

the fic im writing rn is so fucking sad at the beginning, like gut wrenching and so personal, and slipping through my fingers just HAD to start playing at exactly this moment god dammit

[vomits0cutely]

Remus: [drunk at a random muggle bar] oh my best friend, Sirius, his parents were abusive so he hated violence. Anything that would hurt people, too.

Random woman at the bar: where is Sirius tonight?

Remus: oh, he’s in prison for murdering our best friend

Remus: kinda wish he left a note, yk?

[starsarestories]

Crying over "the prank" in the middle of my film class because wtf. I just read it in a fic and it's crazy. Not cool, Sirius.

[lulublack90]

Prompt 23 - The Dorm Room

@wolfstarmicrofic November 23, word count 255

Remus loved and hated the Gryffindor 6th years dorm room. He loved that he shared it with his very best friends, and he also hated that he shared it with his very best friends. They were all loud and, in Sirius’s case, boisterous, though James wasn’t far behind him. He could never get any work done with them around, so he would end up in the library more often than not, not that he minded. He loved that his friends were always there for him and that, no matter what, they always found something fun to do. Remus hated the dorm room because Sirius was in the dorm room and Sirius made his heart palpitate far too often. 

Remus had realised the previous year that he had absolutely no interest in girls as anything other than friends. He’d realised this when Sirius had wandered into their carriage on the Hogwarts Express wearing a black leather jacket with his hair tied up in a messy bun. Remus’s heart had actually stopped beating for a second, and he’d been a goner ever since. 

Remus walked back up the spiral staircase into their dorm room to grab the books he needed to finish his transfiguration essay and walked in on a bare-chested Sirius, trying to wriggle himself into a pair of obscenely tight jeans. Remus swallowed loudly and turned around, forgetting the books he’d come up for with the image of Sirius’s arse wiggling at him seared into his mind. Remus definitely loved and hated their dorm room. 

[astridblavk]

HC that Sirius was on top in his Astronomy classes, even though on every lesson he was sleeping. When the profesor woke him and asked a question to catch him not listening, he would always answer it right.

But still he pretended to hate Astronomy with his whole heart – it was an area his parents had forced him to learn from a young age, and of course he hates everything that is associated with them.

The only person that knows Sirius doesn't actually hate Astronomy was Remus – he was the one to listen to Sirius talking about random constellations late at night when he couldn't sleep or was woken by a nightmare; he was the one with who Sirius could lay in the grass for hours pointing at stars and explain their meanings; at last he was the one who saw excited gleam in Sirius' eyes when someone asked about his and his brother's names, despite the poker face he put on then.

Remus knew, that deep in his heart Sirius loves Astronomy and sometimes he was wondering if he loves Astronomy more than him...

[moonsstan]

This song but it’s post october 31st and remus is spending his god-knows which halloween alone

[carrythispictureforluck]

It's a rainy Autumn day when he first walks in.

Water droplets running down the length of his leather jacket, the shirt underneath practically sheer and clinging to his chest.

Remus can't help but stare.