#Poor Kaiser

[errakiari]

..after reading kaiser's backstory, i feel bad for him and i just wanted to apologize to him even tho he's my least favourite character🥲

this just made me want to hug him like look at himm

its so sad to see him like thatt☹☹

He even got his mothers face 😞

When i catch you old man, when i catch you😠 im ready to throw hands

[empressyu123]

Me after reading Kaiser’s backstory:

Please lord,

make him the biggest star the world has ever known

so that he’ll make it far, far away from this place,

[haleigh-sloth]

Isagi has every reason to want to beat Kaiser's ass and Kaiser has literally no reason to hate Isagi...lmao

[heich0e]

attracted to kaiser bc he's the kind of insane that gets his friend (colleague? underling?) to keep the bed warm next to you when he has to leave, attracted to sae because he's the kind of insane that won't even let anyone else into his house when you're asleep in his bed

[bachirasbodyguard]

blue lock AU where everything is the same but they use tumblr

[milaisreading]

I STILL DIDN'T RECOVER FROM IT, BTW

[galaxynajma]

Very interesting way to end pride month

Feels like both a win and a loss

[tarte-tropezienne]

After just about every fight

🥐🥖🥊

Joe is lucky his man can carry all 110 lbs of him

[greattigerssimp]

It's really funny how our Don's share a headcanon I made a while ago. It makes me think...

How would other boxers cope with Don's weak stomach? (Genuinely curious)

(May wanna put a CW for Emetophobia/vomiting for this one)

That's a really good question! Here's how'd they react...

(Cw: emetophobia/vomiting)

Glass Joe 🇫🇷 🥐

- Easily disgusted by vomiting or phlegm... and snails

- Both him and Don hate the idea of eating snails

- Probably wouldn't be the first to help poor Don, but he relates to him since he's a picky eater

- Thankfully, his Sunday brunches never gross Don out

Von Kaiser 🇩🇪 🔩

- Comes prepared with barf bags anytime he eats out with Don or the gang

- Is usually the first to see Don about to puke, and would warn everyone

- One time while Don was sick in the bathroom, he lore dropped how one of his pupils (probably Mason again smh) got sick after watching this documentary about boxing

Disco Kid 🇺🇲 🕺

- Screams whenever Don pukes

- If Don faints, he's the one to carry him home

- He's honestly cool about most things Don hates

King Hippo 🏝 🦛

- Can't really understand human disgust

- Made Don puke once after Don watched him have a "light snack" before a match

Piston Hondo 🇯🇵🥊

- Will feel horribly if he accidentally makes Don sick

- Is typically one to warn Don about his sickness triggers before Don participates in anything

- Is reluctantly the one to clean up any bodily fluids Don dispenses

- Will try his best to cook and make foods that Don agrees with

Bear Hugger 🇨🇦 🐻

- Him (and a certain Irish) are typically the ones to gross out Don

- One time all the boxers went camping, Bear caught a raw fish using his mouth, and he made Don sick

- Feels bad about unintentionally grossing Don out

Great Tiger 🇮🇳 🐅

- Is a sucker for the gross, and is the stark opposite of Don

- Made Don throw up once by creating a bad, deformed clone of himself

- Tries to not laugh when Don feels lightheaded bc he's dramatic about it

Don Flamenco 🇪🇸 🥀

- This poor guy and his squeamish stomach...

- Makes his sickness everyone's problem (and tbh he's kinda real for that)

- Can and will get scolded by Carmen for being sick... and by scolded, I mean verbally abused.

Aran Ryan 🇮🇪 😈

- Is most likely the reason Don is throwing up

- Will purposely show him gross images or facts to get him to get sick

- Laughs when Don throws up or gets sick

Soda Popinski 🇷🇺 🍾

- Once made Don throw up after he threw up from drinking too much soda

- Relates to Don getting sick, since his alcohol consumption led to his stomach sensitivity

- Will pat Don's back when he gets sick, as if Don was a baby... he doesn't understand that this doesn't help

Bald Bull 🇹🇷 🐂

- Doesn't really care if Don gets sick

- If anything, his melodramatic behavior annoys him

- Sometimes feels bad if Aran or Bear cause it

Super Macho Man 🇺🇸 🌊

- Also doesn't care about Donnie Flamingo

- One time, Don tried a colorful cocktail he was drinking, and he got violently sick from it

- Annoyed that Don could get seasick easily, it makes beach trips hard

Mr Sandman 🟢💤

- Doesn't care at all.

- Thinks Don is a dramatic baby for being sick (this mentality is wrong)

- Almost never gets sick himself, or shows signs

[chodzacaparodia]

I just wanna thank you I just wanna thank you

For beating me down, for messing me up

For making me feel I'm not enough

For running your mouth, for showing no love

For setting me off like a loaded gun

Thank you for making me

Stronger than I thought I could ever be

Thank you for hating me

Citizen Soldier - "Thank You for Hating Me"

[teddybeartoji]

freak lock time >:)…who in bllk would survive reader passing by them in a tight space and presses their ass against their crouch doing so…did that make sense LMAOosjdjdjns

FREAK LOCK TIMEEEEE!!!!!!!!! WHO WOULDDD SURVIVE MMMMMMM sae . the non-chalant king lmao he will force down whatever might be simmering inside him and he'll just stare at you and well let's be honest it'll probably be you who will end up getting flustered.. i think chigiri would also survive but he will pay you back for this so.. good luck with that

rin is dead btw he is not surviving he's so red in the face that he makes tomatoes look Wrong lmao isagi is also not surviving but he's more mmmm sweet abt it

i think bachira and oliver aaand karasu are the middle ground of not being dead and not being completely fine either they'd just be very very into it they're gonna get a bit smug and they'll tease you for doing smth like this. oliver and karasu just might keep you there for a moment too while bachira would be a bit more playful i think!!!!!!!!

[justablackthorn]

Do not ask to a blue lock fan what happend on the 3rd may 2024

[empressyu123]

My Bllk AU #9

Chris: Chouji darling~ *grinning*

Chouji: Ah, Prince. i thought i smelt a boastful, british, bitch near by.

Chris: now, now Cho~chan, let’s not be rude, come on let’s hug it out~

Chouji: *now glaring at him* Piss off, Prince Charming. Be a Disney prince and fuck off on your white horse already.

Chris: Just one hug, poppet! come here~ ack-

Chouji: *spraying him with a tiny water spray*

Chouji: *now speaking English* Stuff it, dickhead.

(in the distance)

Isagi: Onii-chan is a little too harsh on Chris…

Hiori: You’re not any better ya know.

Isagi: huh? *tilts his head* what do you mean?

Kaiser: Yoichi~ let’s-

Isagi: Fuck off kaiser!

Hiori: … *sigh* at least we know who he gets this side from…

[kruinka]

tech wear kaiser that loses all his w rizz when his tattoos are fully covered

[ab-meri-jeene-ki-tammana-nahi]

Fav historical figure, napoleon huh?

Isagi and kaiser together in Chapter 279 after noa betrayed them.

[goferwashere]

L + Ravenous + Caught in the act + No blood + Ratio

Vampire Kaiser (drawn during my spare, with my phone almost dying in the process lol)