cottonpuffmouse
The New York Times’ Oracle
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Future Fujimoto Apologist Annaka (She/Her) (24 /unapologetic) (Newly Minted Ferrari Fan)This is a mostly a fandom blog. Ask for the self ship if that’s your style! Ignore what you dislike, enjoy what you do!
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cottonpuffmouse · 2 months ago
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DJ Sweetheart bringing you the cutest tracks possible
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cottonpuffmouse · 2 months ago
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new tag game who is your voice blorbo?
a voice actor you would recognize in another lifetime entirely, in different bodies, in different times, in the shortest one-liner or by their laugh or scream or cough alone?
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cottonpuffmouse · 2 months ago
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Me: Might fuck around with renouncing my faith and becoming a Lutheran
Martin Luther, banging the board: GOT ANOTHER ONE.
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you wanted to be the captain,then fucking drown with the ship
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cottonpuffmouse · 2 months ago
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The original post I saw seems no longer rebloggable, but here. Current as of October 18, 2024.
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don't forget to give your f/os a little kissie on the head it is imperative that you do so
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wish…
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Oh, this definitely belongs on Tumblr.
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Mesopotamian girl sending clay tablets to her best friend who lives five city states to the west: what if..... Enkidu begot Gilgamesh with child?🤭
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“…And we are taught a sardonic smugness regarding history and art. This and that happened in a person’s life caused them to ‘believe’ in something that wasn’t real. Not like our very real money and our very real scarcity.
All that happened in the past was the product of stupidity and all that is happening in the now is thanks to the incredible genius of our masters. This and that happened to them and they decided to create something real. Like a church and a war and a dating app.”
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Ipswich Hosiery - Illustration by H. Augusta Meday (1927)
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One last talent show to save the rec center
Ok everybody here's the deal.
My science education nonprofit, Skype a Scientist (you might know her, creator of the squid facts hotline and matcher of classrooms + scientists) has secured absolutely no grants to support general operations for 2025. But! We're selling advent calendars to fund our program! They absolutely rule. They can save our nonprofit asses. If we sell 5000, which I realize, is so many, we can fund our program for 2025. Then I can offer a bunch of programming for free. Running a nonprofit is a weird job.
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Every day, counting down to frankly whatever you want (it's usually Christmas, but man, maybe you want to count down to Halloween, that's fine by me) scratch off the sparkly sparkly iridescence and reveal a fact about frogs! We have 24 top-notch frog facts here.
You should get one for every kid in your life, then get one for all the adults who still let themselves access joy in critters.
Get 'em here: https://squidfacts.bigcartel.com/
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I bought this last night. This is a total game changer. Internet fame, here I come.
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