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aliceisathome · 5 months ago

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I am completely invested in My Stand In - specifically I am invested in Tong being completely and utterly humiliated, destroyed and left with nothing.

OK, of course I'm invested in Joe and Ming but every time I see Tong's smug face I want to punch it. Hard. Why yes, I'm literally only 3 minutes in, why do you ask?

Ooh hello Mike, long time no see. When are you and Secretary Jim going to be getting some action eh? It's ep 8 already - go get your man! Or am I imagining things and there is no second couple? Pfft.

Ming is so confused ('you're so like Joe. Joe's not dead! But are you Joe?') that he's finally agreed to meditate with Mysterious Shaman. In the meantime Wut and Sky take the less tree-based option and stake out OG Joe's parent's grave on what I'm presuming is a significant date, catching New Joe in the act. I loved Wut's anger - such a real response both to Joe's ignoring his advice which lead to his death and to him not trusting him enough to tell him he was back. He's a good man. And argh - Sol's so nice, I wish I could be on his side but I'm afraid, much like Joe, Ming's got me in his grip. I blame Up's acting and lovely little face.

Plus he spent at least 18 hrs sitting on a branch in search of the truth. That's some dedication right there.

And blimey - we get Mike twice in one episode. I do love the fact that the fact that Ming meditated is what's made him and Jim anxious. Not any of the other (frankly bonkers) behaviour he's been displaying.

Also MIKE'S MING'S BROTHER!!!! Did we know this? I just thought he was the shaman's disciple. Has he been mentioned before? If he was I was probably too focussed on Joe's torso to notice...

I kinda love that despite saying the feelings for Ming died with his old body, our boy Joe was so thoroughly ploughed into the mattress that his new body also sneezed on orgasm. And Ming's completely unsurprised - look at that face. He knows. Also, let us all mourn the complicated sheet origami that is denying us even a hint of hip, thigh or butt in this otherwise excellent scene.

It looks like Joe, Ming and I were all hoping Joe's original body was in a coma somewhere but it seems we are doomed to disappointment. This is going to be traumatic for everyone.

#was that Old Joe's car?#so Ming got Joe to drive his old car to his old home and fucked his new body on his old bed. Amazing #My Stand In #My Stand In episode 8 #MingJoe #JoeMing #JoeMingJoe #UpPoom #Up Poompat #Poom Phuripan #oh god they're going to find the body #It's been two years - in the jungle. It'll literally be skeletonised.#Poor Joe.#Poor Ming #Poor us

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bairdthereader · 2 months ago

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When older sister magic goes rogue

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plistommy · 7 months ago

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dude got too distracted by thinking about joseph

#A CUTIE #Don’t make the poor dude spoil you guys #Joe’s all like: My guy 🥰🥰😍😍😍😍#LOL #I need Joseph back okay #steve harrington #eddie munson #stranger things #stranger things 5 #joe keery #joseph quinn #steddie

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emily-in-crisis · 2 years ago

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the real rhys montrose was really going about his days having no clue that some psycho was having a deeply homoerotic relationship with a murderous version of him

#you netflix #you season 4 spoilers #then that poor confused fucker met his end by that same psycho #joe goldberg #jonathan moore #rhys montrose

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non-un-topo · 2 years ago

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hot guard summer

#tog #the old guard #andromache of scythia #nile freeman #nicolo di genova #yusuf al kaysani #kaysanova #that's right!!! i might have kicked my art block!! hopefully!! let's not jinx it!!#siggy draws #alternatively titled: WHERE IS THE TRAILER #happy almost-summer!#director's commentary as always:#it's probably too small to see but the vespa has a little engraved name 'Destino' on it #not sure how i feel about joe's look but the poor guy is so hidden behind his husband's shoulders anyway #joe does have a poofy ponytail but it's hard to see #they're probably all chilling in italy between missions and that weird safehouse we have yet to see #nile is absolutely reaching for a gun tucked into the back of her shorts btw. not sure what the girls are looking at #andy is wearing nile's pants and nile is wearing nicky's 90s jacket (which is totally not my actual real life jacket)#you know that man would wear it ok #if the lighting seems a little loud or sloppy it's because i am inexperienced dsfgfds. also my first time attempting bi lighting sort of #i am sad that the lighting erased nicky's sunburned nose dfgfds. just know that it was very pink before #shoutout to my lovely friends who helped me figure out lighting/shadow stuff -- apple and wingodex and captainshakespeare #*damn it accidentally added an e on the end there #thank you for helping me navigate the digital art world beloveds <3 #this took my entire day and all of ABBA Gold at least 10 times

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incessantlark · 3 months ago

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eef wieners...

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freckledjoes · 5 months ago

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editing and all of a sudden- oh i am BEGGING for more pics of this entire shoot

#she rambles #I CAN SEE THINGS ALRIGHT #MAKE IT STOP #my poor heart #joe keery

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bairdthereader · 6 months ago

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Tori Spring knows the correct way to snoop on someone's texts

Unlike these absolute jokers

Trying to resist adding commentary on Tori's respect for other people's personal lives because my brain needs a break, but oops I guess there it is anyway 🥲

Back with something more in-depth tomorrow!

#yet more older sister magic at work #i love you imogen but come on #also #poor nick srsly #heartstopper #heartstopper netflix #heartstopper series #alice oseman #osemanverse #charlie spring #tori spring #victoria spring #joe locke #kit connor #nick nelson #narlie #nick x charlie #nick and charlie

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deathbypufferfish · 6 months ago

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both of their love lives are ABYSMAL right now....

#puffer legacy #the sims 4 #ts4 #ts4 legacy #ts4 gameplay #sims 4 #simblr #plgen4 #haru terzi #emi murakami #elijah falk #etta michel #joe perez #joe is embarrassed because he had a 'poor performance' when haru and him hooked up lmao #elijah you have a gf how are you mad #boyfail and girlfail solidarity

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fyeaheddiemunson · 5 months ago

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Joe not knowing what is going on is never not funny.

#joseph quinn #joe quinn #jq #the blank stare #when the interviewer and Lupita were speaking spanish and he just looked so lost #the poor boy doesnt know how to control his face

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stargatesimp · 2 months ago

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Me, watching heartstopper season three: wow, this is an amazing adaptation

Me, watching the end of episode three and then beginning of episode four: OH NO, THIS IS AN AMAZING ADAPTATION

Starting a tissue and emotion train here 😭

#heartstopper #joe locke #kit connor #heartstopper season 3 #these poor boys #charlie spring #nick nelson

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stormythalamus · 26 days ago

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i am very curious about what billy’s explanation to the kaplans was. like he was gone for 24 hours and comes home in some goofy outfit with blood and dirt all over him and tells them… what exactly??? i need ideas

#agatha all along #billy kaplan #billy maximoff #joe locke #poor kaplans #cannot catch a break #wiccan #agatha all along finale #agatha all along spoliers #agatha harkness

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ho-for-joequinn-fics · 3 months ago

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sHUT. THE. FUCK. UP. I come home from work to see this? 😭😩🥴🥵