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[thehumanwiki]

Pokémon but I once again badly edited Onion Headlines onto it

Part 1, Part 3

[kiwiuhhhhh]

The kitakami siblings! I love them, so epic they are! I wish carmine is able to tease her brother without half of the fandom having meltdown about her “abusing” him lol

Really lazy idea I’ve been putting off for a while lol. This is base off that one audio that trending online a little while ago, if you know it then you get a gold star.

[midnightclover]

(⁠＾◕⁠ ‿⁠‿⁠ ◕＾)

[justacasualidiot]

i did something. post shower mild insanity.

now this image of toddler n haunts me. this is so cursed.

[stimboardboy]

bathing a quagsire

[front-facing-pokemon]

[snoozchu]

⚡️Pikachu & Raichu ⚡️

[apologeticallyabbyyy]

DOUBLE TAP if you'd the skrunkly the when!!! 🤫😳

[hyouta]

Originally posted 26/10/2019 on twitter

Just going through my old art tweets like hmm I wouldn't hate reposting that one, maybe.

[frascospecimen]

been character designing a pokemon oc lately because ive been bored. Her name is lye, college student, painter, poison type trainer

[pokemon-radical-red]

I hate it when I headcanon a character who’s canonically a girl as a trans man and make ships of him and a character who’s canonically a guy and I refer to it as a gay/mlm/guyxguy/whatever ship and someone gets mad. Like omg let trans people have FUNNNNN. Why are queer headcanons and genderbends cool until they’re saying that the character is trans???

“OMGGG you’re so misogynistic I can’t believe you would erase FEMALE representation!!!”

and like half of the characters in the franchise are women, and a total of… NONE of the characters are trans men. Also, my headcanon doesn’t change the source material. If my stuff upsets you, you can block me and go engage with the source or maybe every single other fanwork, since mine is the only trans man hc for this character that I’ve ever seen.

or when people are like “WTF??? this is so transphobic!!! how dare you imply that a character who looks like that could be a trans man?!?! do you think that trans men are women or something??? she uses she/her, and you’re misgendering her!”

No, I don’t think that being a trans man makes you a woman or vice versa. That’s why it’s a headcanon, and the headcanon is that this character is actually a trans man and not a woman at all! You’ll never guess what pronouns most trans men had to use at some point in their lives, and you really won’t like it when you find out about pre-(or no-)transition trans men… or trans men who are in the closet… or trans men who don’t know that they’re trans yet.

“But the character is a kid!!! Saying they’re trans is sexualizing them.”

I’ve seen this one from other queer people. Like did you miss when all of the homophobes said this about your identity, or do you think that bigotry is only bad when it’s directed at you?

“Why would you say ‘testosterone could fix her’??? Are you trying to call her a delusional woman?”

Why would your brain even go to that first? This literally has to be a bad faith reading, because there’s no way that someone could see what I said and get this unless they were specifically looking for something to be mad at me for.

(Note for anyone unaware: “Estrogen would’ve fixed him!” was a meme going around at the time I said this. I’m not sure if it’s still super big, but this was a joke to the effect of that.)

“So girls can’t be tomboys anymore? You just wanna trans everyone?”

This is like actual real life transphobic rhetoric. This isn’t even just shitting on my headcanon, but in fact, sending transphobic hate to a trans man. Thanks 👍. Maybe you should go send JK Rowling another message about how much you loved her essay instead of bothering me.

[drewsabsol]

happy new year!

if you get the reference i love you

rbs very appreciated :3

[slurpyboii]

Some doodles I didn't feel like making individual posts for

[wyvernspirit]

Someone's cooking 👀

(( @solarockk ))

[jonahmagnus]

Horrid Henry but Pokémon :3

Authors note: if this doesn't format correctly, I'm throwing this post into a woodchipper

More under the cut! ✂️

- Henry and Peter both got Zoura from their parents as starter pokemon. Peter got the well behaved one with the rare white fur" and Henry got the "scrappy leftovers". That "well behaved rare one" is infact, the equivalent to a pokemon corpse (hausian zoura, google it), so this action will have consequences.

-Henry isnt allowed to set off on his journey until he's 14 because he isn't "mature" enough (fair) and when he is, he's expected to take 12 year old Peter with him. He promptly ditches Peter (which Peter expected, and had already slipped a pokedex and some potions into Henry'a bag when he wasn't looking) and sets off to meet up with Ralph.

-Ralph is waiting for Henry to start his journey because their gonna travel together. His family gave him four starter pokemon when he was ten, two of which he gave away to Margert and Susan because he was ten years old and could not have taken care of four pokemon.

⁃Henry is predominantly a ghost type trainer because he looks like a haunted Victorian child and his starter pokemon is a corpse.

Susan and Margret team up and become the absolute menaces of the forest areas. Like their killing the local rattata population.

-Susan and Margret are so good at double battling that they beat all the team rocket grunts in the area by themselves ♡ gym leaders everywhere are trembling from their buggy swag

-Henry and Ralph get a bad reputation, mostly earned by cheating in battles, and robbing people. They are who they are. ♡

TEAMS

The start:

Henry: Zoura, Zubat, Yangoos

Ralph: Fennekin, Froakie, Skitty, Buizel

Peter: Hausian Zoura, Eevee, Shuppet

Susan: Pacharisu, Spinark, Joltik, Dewpider

Margret: Chespin, Scyther, Pineco, Karrablast

By the end:

Henry: Zorark, Crobat, Gumshoos, Mawile, Rockruff, Sabeleye

Ralph: Delfox, Greninja, Floatzel, Delcatty Espeon, Shellos

Peter: Hausian Zorarak, Chandelure, Banette, Sylveon, Alohan Ninetails, Mismagius, and frostlass that he keeps in the box, alongside a Rotomdex.

Susan: Pacharisu, Aquanid, Galvantula. Beedrill, Parasect, Ariados

Margret: Chesnaught, Scyther, Escavalier, Forretress, Shuckle, Heracross

[stimboardboy]

eeveelutions keycap fidgets

eevee | vaporeon | jolteon

flareon | espeon | umbreon

leafeon | glaceon | sylveon