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Settling On KATTAN - PODAWFUL PODCAST EO18

[4+ HOUR LONG SHOW! JOIN THE PIZZA FUND! $12 level. https://podawful.com/posts/2481]

Chris kattan has started the absolute worst podcast in history called Idiotically Speaking. Kattan and two goobers he's been paired up with revel in the STUCK CULTURE we are all trapped inside, and relive Chris' glory days on SNL with guests like Fred Armisen, Dana Carvey, and Tim Meadows (live from a coffee shop bathroom). In order to promote new Podcast Product™, Kattan has slithered his way onto Rick Glassman's podcast, Take Your Shoes Off, I assume to expose his clawed, webbed feet. In one of the most awkward interviews online, Kattan fights through a klonopin induced haze to try to understand Glassman's cutesy, Ritalin-fueled nonsense. Right? Right. PLUS: Bob Hickman feeding some chickens, and Redbar got a bubble buttkus while trying to figure out fonts.

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[cryptidnextdoor]

gotta love how every podcast character named john is implied or canonically genderqueer. call that transjohnder.

[moghedien]

I love Lae’zel and Shadowheart’s character development because it’s not just “the person they are at the beginning of the game wouldn’t recognize the person they are at the end and that they’re better people overall.”

It’s “the person they are at the beginning of the game would be so viscerally disgusted by the person they are at the end and would actively try to kill them but also they’re better people now”

[greatpistachiopie]

where the wave has grazed the reach of green

and the wood by gentle sea

we count the coming of the tide

by a love as old as time

[phoebepheebsphibs]

So there's this animatic that I made last year and it is janky as heck and Tumblr said it's too big so you only get half and honestly I'm so embarrassed by it because it was a rushed thing cuz I was traveling and I just wanted to get the basic storyboards down so I wouldn't forget it and uh this nervous ramble has gone on long enough

It's a portal pals animatic about the movie so yeah uhhh enjoy?

(The song is "Fix You" covered by Cody Fry and it makes me cry every time)

[kweer-vampyr]

my take on the distorion ig

[witchinatree]

making a list of my favorite quote/ones that stuck with me from each season 1 episode because i feel like it

(i'm starting this after episode 4 but it will be a WHILE before i post it)

episode 1: "bones are a lie peddled by Big Milk" - alice

i love this one because it's a great introduction to alice i think. also it radiates spiral so i hope we get avatar alice not dead alice (isnt there a podcast called alice isnt dead?)

episode 2: "If I wanted to clear the canvas, I would have used turpentine." - statement

this one was just fucking powerful and caught me so off guard like 😶

episode 3: "What would I do without her?" - statement

the norris statement <3 it feels like martin asking what he would do without jon which makes mag200 a lot sadder and i love them

episode 4: "Perhaps you shall prove a stronger will than I, and will yet find it within yourself to destroy this hungry thing of wood and cat-gut." - statement

augustus sighting #1 and we immediately get jonah magnus expressing that it may be possible for gwen bouchard unknown family member to overcome the eye's hunger spooky violin

episode 5: "Voyeur needs to be seen to be believed." - statement

i feel like this one is pretty reflective of how the seasons gonna go? like if you explain the events of tma (mag200 specifically) no one's gonna believe you, it must be seen to be believed!! and also seen!! like the eye!!!

episode 6: "Not sca- This isn’t some poxy blood test, some little pinprick, this is hundreds, thousands of razor sharp points pushing into your flesh." - needles

i love needles so much and i thought this was really funny because it was like "you dont find me scary!! what the fuck!!!" just kind of toddler michael energy

episode 7: "It’s not like we’re wrestling with tape recorders and manila folders." - celia

STOP IT. celia you can't say that you just cannot!!!!!! you Know™ too much maam i cant with you

episode 8: "Pleasure to meet you both. I’m Gerry!"

RAGHHHHH OH MY GOD GERRY!!!! i love him so much and idk how to handle him being alive in the tmagp universe!! gertrude too but idk we got so much of her in tma and not nearly enough of gerry

episode 9: "And honestly, it’s kind of compelling by this point." - sam

they got him 😔😔 the horrors got sam 😔😔 also i found this to be an interesting contrast to jon's heavy resistance in season 1 like he was being compelled but he wasn't going to let anyone know that vs sam "its kinda compelling to trauma dump on this paperwork :]" how is he somehow even more victim material

episode 10: "Gosh you’re sexy, here’s a twenty for your trouble.” - alice

does this count as a quote if shes also quoting what she thinks sam should say? idk anyway i love her i would say that to her if given the chance and it was very silly. i will not be addressing bonzo i am scared.

episode 11: "...Thank you, Alice" - gwen

dyhard dyhard dyhard dyhard dyhard. okay also, the way she CRUMBLED at the idea of anyone doing anything nice for her please someone give her a hug and let it be ME. this series is tossing me back and forth between sam & alice (what is their ship name) and dyhard but this put me back to dyhard

episode 12: "You know it's rude to have absolutely no game?" - alice

she's so fucking funny i need her to be okay so badly!!!! i don't think even tim made me laugh as much as she makes me chuckle and this one really got me. it's hard to write such a comedic character in a podcast since you only have the voice but they really nailed it i adore her

episode 13: "Is it my fault?" - gwen

each of these episodes just reveal a little bit more about how loving and soft gwen is and idk i love her so unbelievably much so seeing that she felt guilt about the bonzo stuff just made her so much more real :(

episode 14: "Christ, they’re in the walls…" - statement

theyre in the walls!!! theyre in the goddamn walls!!!!! anyway that got me because i realized the hole before the statement said it. made more sad than scared tbh

episode 15: "Babies are cool!" - alice this entire interaction between her and sam & celia was so awkward, she is so obvious and i love her anyway

episode 16: "It’s not like I was holding doors open for Mr Bonzo or anything." - gwen my wife is so so so stupid but i adore her AND this gives room for character development. i wish she did not do that though. i love when characters are flawed and have depth but i struggled to get past THIS flaw of hers

episode 17: "Thanks, I guess. Not exactly the same, though, is it?" - celia shes talking TO JON IN THE COMPUTER. SHE KNOWS. i lost my damn mind i love her i love her. get the gay people out of the puter please queen

episode 18: "Why would I need to talk to you? Your work is satisfactory. Unless you have a work-related issue I could assist you with?" - lena solidified my opinion that lena is the best boss to ever have, i adore her and i would want to work for her if she wasn't the boss of Creepy Establishment #1

episode 19: "You’re going to throw it in the fishtank, aren’t you?" - alice colin's behavior is like really worrying BUT i'm glad he's back. i was not convinced he was still alive

episode 20: "I suppose it’s too late for remorse, isn’t it? And why should I be sorry? This is what I deserve!" - ink5oul/statement they reminded me of jon a lot, like especially his season 3/4 transformation when he doesn't quite know everything but he knows he isn't who he was in season 1 anymore, i hope we see more of their life and they can be helped :(

episode 21: [Tape Recorder Bites Ink5oul] - audio description i know it's not technically a quote but this is just so fucking funny. why does it have teeth. what does this mean for the lore. holy shit.

episode 22: "Jonathan Sims and Martin Blackwood" - celia. knawing at the walls of my enclosure i am so not okay. i'm not okay. wtf. wtf. wtf. they're real. wtf.

episode 23: "I had a favorite mug. It said “love you, bitch” and had a picture of a drunk dog on it." - alice. okay i just love this entire interaction because gwen got to open up a little bit and my dyhard heart is so full

episode 24: "I am told that children like me, and I’ve always held the opinion that the world would be a better place if everyone just thought more." - basira. once again this whole interaction was so fun but like idk i loved hearing basira somewhat happy and in a safe place :] my wife <3

episode 25: " I am trying to help, to save us from this goddamned fucking nightmare machine!" - colin. MAN I REALLY WAS ROOTING FOR YOU!!! I WAS SO CONFIDENT YOU WEREN'T GONNA DIE!!!! it's over

episode 26: "I was worrying for a moment that you were Magnussing." - alice. MAGNUSSING BEING CANON MADE ME SAY IT EVEN MORE I'VE SAID IT LIKE TWICE ALREADY

episode 27: "You didn’t tell me the room was labelled, “Archivist.”" - celia. oooooh somebody's got TRAUMAAAAA LMAO

episode 28: "So you’re telling me you know nothing about an OIAR external contract being found with the bodies of two tattooed thugs who met rather grisly ends?" - TREVOR HERBERT???? anyway. ink5oul mention!!!!! i hope they stop killing people it's really rude

episode 29: "Alice, er… we’ve got to talk. It’s important." - teddy. i knew it was over for him but i didn't think it was gonna be THIS bad??? bye babe i guess??? 😭

episode 30: how do i even pick. the whole fucking episode. i can't. i am in a state of shock. i need to lay down for 30 years.

[dwendemound]

✨️The Infinight Chariots!!✨️

Or: what cars I think the Interns would drive lol (Warning for spoilers)

Kyborg the Mighty! aka Kydelius of Evirwinter:

Kyborg drives a an awful pickup truck, probably a Toyota Tacoma or 90s Chevrolet. It was one of the only things to survive the raid on his village. It's falling apart, but Kyborg would rather spend all of his gold and time fixing it up than trade it in for something new. It's run for over 100 years and, Dia willing, it will run for 700 more.

Mudd Bramblecrack (and Gumbo):

Mudd drives a used 90s Subaru that he bought right after leaving home. He doesn't care if he's way too big for it or that he could literally afford any brand new car he could dream of. It carries his stuff and gets him where he's headed. That's enough for him.

Bartholomew "Bart" Finn:

Bart's first car was an infallible Toyota Corolla. He saved up for it with the money he (ahem) acquired while traveling aboard the Jebidiah. He traded it in when he went back to pick up Gum Gum. Knowing they'd need a place to stay while on the road, Bart was able to pick up an RV for free from a past lover who'd inherited it from their late-mom or something.

"Gum Gum" Galindor:

Gum Gum doesn't have his license yet, so he rides a bike when he's out by himself. Bart and Gum Gum didn't have a lot of money, but Bart still saved up to get his friend a brand new bike complete with baskets for flowers and other treasures found on his rides. Gum Gum takes really good care of it, and it's probably named something like Vroomba.

[hella1975]

ONE EXAM DONE RAGHHHHH

[whoopseydaisy]

Details of this episode like the golden thread (just like in mismag). Grimoire’s presence, as in the place you must not run from her, extending a MILE. Eursulon being established at good at painting. TOPH the diamond wrapped in coal who warmed Grandma Wren her first night here and knew Taro and sat beneath the keep of the Witch of the Watching Fire. Suvi invoking Grimoire as a Monster while using a magical secret so intimately tied with how she became herself. Suvi humming the rain road because she has a subconscious ear worm. The episode was one hour for us and one hour for the characters and was meaty as hell.

[podawful]

DICK vs VITO: Loli-Cow Live - PODAWFUL PODCAST EO17

Vito is crying on Twitter, saying Dick Masterson is going to kick him off The Biggest Problem in the Universe podcast. Why? Is it because Vito deleted superchats about his weight? No. Is it because he blocked Patreon supporters in the chat room? Nope. Is it for Vito's constant inappropriate "jokes" about kids? Nu-uh, of course not, Dick likes those. Well then, what is the reason? It's because Dick Masterson is jealous of Keemstar's success, and wants to copy Lolcow Live and turn Vito into his sissy-hypno Boogie. So now Juju the Lolcow becomes the Farmer as he initiates his latest scheme: THE RIFT GRIFT. And the real reason for the breakdown of their show presents itself when Dick's henchman RILEY starts threatening to come to Vito's house. Did PODAWFUL cause all of this? PLUS: Mersh and Ethan Ralph try to become Vito's replacement, and Jesse's prank call to Alan Dershowitz goes viral.

https://podawful.com/posts/2479 

Get the POD AWFTER SHOW with the BIG REVEAL during the Biggest Problem stream and Dick's schizo fan calling in only in the PIZZA FUND: https://podawful.com/posts/2480 

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[ch1zzie]

Please list 5 things that make you happy, then put this in the askbox for the last 10 people who liked or reblogged something from you! Get to know your mutuals, followers and all the wonderful people on here! Hope you've been having a wonderful new year so far ^^

Ooo, 5 things that make me happy are

Welcome home

My friends

People who are nice to me

Fun colorful things

And other things that I like to watch/play/draw!

There's many things that make me happy...way to much to list, I'm usually happy a lot! But anyway, I hope your year is going wonderful as well!

Also

EEEEEEE YOUR ART IS SO AWESOME

AAAAA

Julies for u

[bigautomaton]

I don't think that thing was born wet.

Some extra Mr. Bonzo bits

listening to tmagp 12 really tested the hell out of the silly slideshow that happens in my brain when i consume non visual media

[ouroborosorder]

i know it’s the obvious lazy comparison but it’s insane that crymachina feels like NieR Automata but to the power of 3. The story is THAT GOOD and the gameplay is THAT BAD

[alphaclxwn]

oh god i’ve spent too much time on tumblr

like, i fr just said to myself out loud that nemma should be real

BRO?? NEMMA IS REAL??? WHATS WRONG WITH ME???

[shadowkira]

Adventures of Origin Karlach touching people (and Scratch)