#Plus bonus

[jaredwalkersam]

Jared arriving at Purcon, Germany. [source]

[the-jermoment-spotter]

Jermoment Spotted: What animals do in those "Wild animals see a mirror for the first time" videos.

Context doesn't help, he just does this while explaining that moving your face muscles makes your face look different for 2.5 minutes:

(youtube embeds don't always open at the timestamp - so heres a different link to it)

BONUS: Worst Face

(youtube embeds don't always open at the timestamp - so heres a different link to it)

Video titles, timestamps, and uploader usernames lie below:

Vid 1. - "Jerma Streams - WarioWare, Inc.: Mega Party Game$!" - Timestamp 00:43:30 - Uploaded by "Ster/Jerma Stream Archive" Vid 2. - "Jerma Streams - The Game Awards 2019 and FTK Stream Talk" - Timestamp 02:26:50 - Uploaded by "Ster/Jerma Stream Archive"

???

[ash-and-starlight]

taking the crumbs of venetian agna qel’a chewing biting gnashing on them until there aren’t even bones left and then spitting out. carnevale northern water tribe style

[golswia]

🐐 Hair Salon for Goats! 🐐

my piece in the incredible @BildadZine 🧡🔥

[theinquisitxor]

Researcher and doctorate @NoraEpstein on Twitter just posted a video of the new tattoo she got commemorating her PhD.

And… she footnoted the artwork, with a literal footnote 😂 I love this so much

[the-jermoment-spotter]

i didn't recognize this moment, but I managed to spot it in the wild: Family Feud taken too far? NOT CLICKBAIT!!1

Clip originates from this round of Family Feud. (This section lasts around 22 minutes):

Shortened Version. (This specific section lasts around 1 minute):

BONUS: A worse clip of Jerma playing a Family Feud video game. (nothing explicit is shown in this video despite the crass nature of the title. this was the only upload of this clip I could find, please don't send me to the labyrinth)

If the URLs fail, here is a list of the video titles, uploader usernames, and timestamps:

Vid 1. - "Jerma Streams - Game Show Games and Wheel of Fortune (Part 1)" starts at 04:07:06 Uploaded by "Jerma Stream Archive" Vid 2. - Same as Vid 1, but starts at 04:26:34 instead of 04:07:06 Uploaded by "Jerma Stream Archive" Vid 3. - "jerma naked grandma funny moments" starts at 00:00 Uploaded by "luc triedpklove"

HOLY SHIT I FOUND THE JERMA FUCK YOUR WHOLE FAMILY CLIP I KNEW I WASNT CRAZY

[twilightkitkat]

Really stupid idea but can you imagine if the TVA swore Wade and Logan to secrecy and then they come back and everyone is so incredibly confused. Like? Wade, what the fuck? Who is Logan and why is he living with you and why does he look like a dead superhero?

Especially with the insinuation that the entire movie timeline spanned over a few days. So Wade goes from hopelessly pining after his ex to bringing home this buff, hairy, muscular guy to live with him without warning after disappearing from his birthday party.

Like he just randomly walked out the door after blowing out the candles, then he mysteriously reemerged with this feral look-don't-touch beast of a man. And he's calling him stupid pet names like "peanut" and "babygirl" and the guy isn't biting his head off?

When asked, Wade just responds that Logan was his best birthday gift ever. Logan's ears turn pink and he covers his mouth to hide the small smile on his face. Wade wraps an arm around his shoulder and grins. Meanwhile, everyone thinks Wade left his own party because of a hook-up call that somehow ended with him landing himself a boyfriend.

[wardenantoine]

we really have to appreciate whatever it is viago brings to the de riva/lucanis dynamic. per eight little talons, he knows that if he betrayed the crows caterina would send lucanis to take him out. lucanis apparently tried to flirt with viago by giving him a knife. viago is a little scared of him. and now the favorite grandson of the first talon lives in viago's protege's pantry and cooks their meals and they go grocery shopping together. anyway congrats to lucanis who managed to bag a de riva after all, can't imagine what the family dinners must be like

[the-jermoment-spotter]

Jermoment Spotted: MEXICO!!

This is a rather compact moment (around 30 seconds):

(youtube embeds don't always open at the timestamp - so heres a different link to it)

NOTE: Around $500 dollars were gifted (mostly by 1 person) over the first 2 hours of this stream, exclusively from people begging for Jerma to rip a shirt off. The most normal Jerma fans.

BONUS: NEW MEXICO!!

(youtube embeds don't always open at the timestamp - so heres a different link to it)

Video title, timestamp, and uploader username lie below:

Vid 1. - "Jerma Streams - Red Dead Redemption: Undead Nightmare (Part 2)" - Timestamp 1:59:07 - Uploaded by "Ster/Jerma Stream Archive" Vid 2. - "Jerma Streams - Red Dead Redemption: Undead Nightmare (Part 2)" - Timestamp 2:26:35 - Uploaded by "Ster/Jerma Stream Archive"

i just realized flug is gulf backwards.. flug of mexico... (or maybe ocixem fo flug)

[lucabyte]

Different standards

[spirk-trek]

what if we kissed in the transgender pastel library from s3e23 of star trek the original series

[the-jermoment-spotter]

jermoment i recognize spotted: Yo, Merry Christmas (Diarrhea)

Full video:

Timestamped Version just in case the reader doesn't have 12 minutes. (This specific portion lasts around 1 minute 30 seconds):

BONUS: There is also a goofy song remix of this moment (excluding the diarrhea)

If the URLs fail, here is a list of the video titles and uploader usernames: Vid 1. - "TF2: WTF Are We Talking About!? [Jerma and STAR_]" Uploaded by "Jerma985" Vid 2. - 320 seconds into Vid 1. (5 minutes 20 seconds) Uploaded by "Jerma985" Vid 3. - "yo merry christmas song (jerma remixed)" Uploaded by "Slood ъ"

I wake up,

I look at the ceiling and say "Yo, Merry Christmas!"

And then I diarrhea.

Every single morning.

[bloodraven55]

istg superheroes making increasingly terrible attempts to hide their identity will always be peak comedy bc this shit was maybe the funniest supergirl has ever been

[sepia-stained-sunset]

All of Young Justice has a running joke where they address each other with the softest, mushiest terms of endearment (and totally mean them as well) and it stuns the fuck out of the Batfam that Tim, the guy who wouldn't talk to anyone for a day after calling Bruce 'dad' out loud, is so willing to proclaim Anita his soulmate and call Bart the love of his life whenever he introduces him to anyone

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 136

 There is a small child floating in the Watchtower. 

They’re visibly not human, a too-big cloak of purple (what shade no one knows, all they can describe about the cloak is purple, nothing else) hanging from them as big Lazarus-green eyes glare down in something of a pout. The child huffs, blowing white hair out of their face despite it shimmering and shifting on its own already. 

How the child, inhuman or not, found their way into the Watchtower- without setting off an alarm no less- is a concern. A very large concern, but it can wait because there is a four-year old (if the child is the equivalent of a human child that is) at oldest staring down at them. 

 “Do you know where the speedsters are?” the child piped up after an awkward stare-down, none of the league members present quite sure what to do in this situation. It was probably around time to call Batman… or they could call Flash instead. 

[cherbearsz]

in this world, it’s smart fella or be fart smella’d