#Pls don't call 911

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My """""honest""""" review of Honosuto chapter 31 😜 :

(TW : child abandonment; child abduction; child crying; lesbians; mention of the police; Freddie Mercury and spoilers of VROH. Read at your own risk)

The chapter only started and we are already blessed by a Freddy Mercury reference 🥹🙏💅

Nevermind, it was a Kogure reference 🙄 (bro was abandonned by his mama)

Long story short ('cause i am not screenshoting all the thing bruh) : Gouenji decided to abduct the child since his mama wouldn't be looking for him after all. Bumped into Fudou, who is very suspicious of Gouenji and started asking him question. Will Fudou actually save the child ? 🤯

The answer is : no. Fudou goes along with it... Anyway

Gouenji forgetting his cellphone before leaving home is actually so relative to 2010ish me

Wait 😳 Is he implying :

he doesn't trust Gouenji with this child, like he cares for the child safety ?

Gouenji is too dumb to do it alone correctly?

Bro 💀 Gouenji's autism brain is a menace to society, why this mf is still roaming free ?????

Fudou figured out what this manga is even about, good for him 😭🙏

Freddie Mercury in the 70s cooking on Bohemian Rhapsody be like :

Honestly, if i was a child his age getting lost and helped by those 2, i would be crying my eyes out and shitting in my pants every second. I would not trust those 2 with child ☠️

Rare footage of Freddie Mercury with his 2 moms (yes, they are gay)

KILL THE CHILD 🔫🗡🩸

They both transitionned to child abducters to moms with no backbones real quick. Also, update of the plot : seeing that Freddy Mercurie is destined for greatness, they decided on their own will to denonce themselves to the police and give back the child.

HOLD ON WAIT ! You telling me Freddie Mercury is actually Haru ??? Endou Haru from VROH, the son of his best friend 😳 I didn't that plotwist coming 😱

Did he just slander Gouenji ?

Gouenji's BS gotten into Haru's head, Fudou is absolutly flabbergasted 🤣

Not the chapter finishing on a criminal-offense cliffhanger 🤯

Conclusions :

Those wise words from Freddie 🥰😍😇

+ i am not to be trusted with child ...

Hope you enjoyed besties 💋💕💅

[captain-flint]

Tommy 'my priority is Evan' Kinard

[tommywllliams]

me: wow it's so quiet and i got done what i need to do, time to do replies! a medical issue:

[writersdrug]

Tea and Cigarettes

Simon "Ghost" Riley x Baker! Single mom! Reader (WIP)

Summary: Simon stumbles into a bakery one night, searching for aa place to hide himself from his own thoughts. He doesn't expect to see a toddler behind the counter; still, being the decent human being he is, he stays for a tea party. And, fuck, is he glad he did, when he sees her mom walk out from the kitchen.

(based on this idea from @lunamoonbby and written with their permission)

Warnings: cursing, obsessive behavior, kinda shady SImon (don't ever follow reader's behavior, if a man ever walks into your shop and tries to have tea with your daughter pls call 911 or 999 or whatever police line you have, this is all just fantasy hehe), mentions of past cheating

Chapter 1. Tea Party

Chapter 2. Checking In

Chapter 3. Simon's Got a New Hobby

Taglist: OPEN

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There will be more chapters added as I go along. This won't be a long story, just something fun and cute and quick. I don't plan on writing any smut for this but I'm marking it NSFW MDNI 18+ for now just in case there are topics not fit for minors.

[vitaminkyeom]

telephone || k.mg

“NOW IT'S TIME FOR ME TO RETURN THE FAVOUR”

PAIRING || Mingyu x Female Reader

GENRES || Horror, 911 Operator!Mingyu, Romance

SUMMARY ||  Working the night shift as a 911 operator was hard as it is and the last thing Mingyu needed was those calls from his ex-girlfriend. Whom he had not seen in years. For obvious reasons of her being dead.

Or, in which, Mingyu kept getting calls from his ex girlfriend claiming that she had murdered him.

SERIES MASTERLIST || till death do us part

WARNINGS || inaccurate 911 stuff, description of murdered body, horror, mention of murder and ghost

WORD COUNT || 3k

A/N || If you recognise this story, no you don't. but anyways this was one of my most favourite works even though i'm not that great at writing horror so i'm really glad i'm starting off with this story for the series. i've tried my best to make it as scary as i could (sorry but im a pussy) so yeah any feedback would be really helpful!

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“911, please state your emergency.”

Static. He waited for a minute more but there still wasn’t any sound coming from the other side.

Mingyu sighed exasperatedly, sure that this was another prank call. Halloween night was looming close which also meant teenagers found it funny to call the operators up at night to scare them.

But he was used to this. Which was funny because Mingyu was the biggest scaredy cat in his group and could not even watch Scooby Doo without whimpering at least once. But he took his responsibilities very seriously and there was no way he was going to let his fear come in the middle of his work.

He was about to hang up the call when he heard a sound. Immediately he jerked back the phone to his ear and strained them to hear anything, but all he could hear was a buzzing sound.

“Hello? How can I help-”

“Help.”

He inhaled sharply, the woman’s raspy voice very clear in the empty office. Mingyu was the only one serving night shift in his floor currently, and the only thing accompanying him was the soft beeping on the seven screens in front of him and the buzzing of the fluorescent tube lights above him.

“Ma'am, are you in a position to tell me what is happening?”

His fingers flew across the keyboard, noting down the number first and then quickly texting the other department to find out the location of the call.

“Pl-please help. Make him stop.” The woman whispered,  her ragged breath harsh against his ears.

“Make whom stop? Can you tell me who is near to you, ma’am?”

Mingyu felt an unnatural calmness settle into his bones, one that always came whenever he forced himself to calm down in such situations.

A message dinged on one of his screens indicating that they had traced the nearest cell tower of the cell phone.

“Officer Lee.” He said, already on the other line, talking to the nearest official he could see. “We have a 911 emergency of abuse.”

“Roger that. Address?”

“It's…” Mingyu’s voice trailed off on seeing the address. 

No way- How was that possible? There had to be some mistake right?

Because the address was of his house.

He cleared his throat, sure that the address was wrong since they tracked the nearest cell tower, and that could be kilometres away from the destination.

“Uh, the address shows my house. I… I think you need to be on the lookout for areas near my house.”

There was a pause, as though Seokmin seemed to be trying to process this information. Seokmin had been good friends with him, so Mingyu knew that even he found it odd, especially when his neighbourhood was a safe and nice one.

“On my way.”

“Ma’am,” Mingyu said, back to line one, “if you could tell me your name or your address, or even what is happening to you, I could help you out better.”

His eyes were trained to look at all the monitors at once, one monitoring the small dot that represented Seokmin heading towards the destination, another with a blank form about the caller and another one where he was rapidly typing what he was hearing, ready to call in other emergencies in case he heard something important.

“Help! Why don’t you help me? Please help!”

“Ma’am help is on the way, please calm down-”

He was interrupted by a loud pop as all the lights went out, the only source of light now being the soft glow of his computer screens. The room was now lit up eerily and he felt the hair on the nape of his neck rise up. Mingyu wasn’t very scared of the dark ever, but the growing sounds of gurgling and growling in the telephone line was causing shivers to travel down his spine.

“Mingyu…” The woman rasped, this time sounding like she had gargled razors, her screeching voice turning his blood to ice.

How did she know his name?

Goosebumps rose all over his skin as his breathing came out in sudden pants, feeling an icy invisible hand wrap around his neck. He sucked in a breath harshly and with a jolt, he realised how lonely he was, not a single soul on his floor whilst he was plunged in darkness.

Then the call cut off abruptly, and at the same time, the power surged back to life. 

Yet, the cold feeling hadn’t left Mingyu as though he could still hear the woman gargling in his ear.

“Mingyu?”

He jerked as the second line suddenly came to life, Seokmin’s voice clear through the landline.

“H-Hey. Did you find anything?” He tried his level best not to sound shaken, but it was hard because the more he tried to ignore wherever had just happened, the more the gnawing feeling in the pit of his stomach grew.

“Nothing. We will be needing to get a more specific address. Your entire apartment seems safe to me. Is she still on the line?”

Mingyu exhaled harshly, rubbing his chest with his hand to calm down his heart that was beating too fast. He then realised how dry his throat had become, and quickly took a sip of water before continuing.

“No. She cut the call. I- uh, I don’t think she needs help anymore. She sounded alright at the end.” He said, wincing having to lie. He still couldn’t shake off the feeling of horror he had felt when he saw his own address flash on to the screen.

“Are you sure? Shouldn’t we follow the protocol still-”

“She told me so herself.” Mingyu snapped, and Seokmin shut up, not saying anything more.

He sighed, rubbing his template, trying to forget what he had just heard. But it was like the noise had been ingrained into his brain. He could hear it even now, even though there were many other small sounds beside him.

But being a 911 operator, there was bound to be such horrors, right? He had heard some similar stories of ghost calls from his superiors. Maybe this was one of them?

“Well then…I suppose that’s it huh?” Seokmin cut the silence, causing Mingyu to flinch as he jumped out of his thoughts. “Are you calling it a night?”

Mingyu felt his heart leap to his throat.

Calling it a night? On any other day, he would have loved to crash on to his bed but all of a sudden going back to his house, the place where this lady claimed to be at, seemed like a distant nightmare, something which was waiting for him to tear him apart.

“Uh, n-no. I’ll continue my shift I think. Besides, Seungcheol won’t wake up if I call him now.”

“Hey, are you okay?” Seokmin asked, concern lacing his voice. “You sound…scared.”

“I’m fine.” Mingyu swallowed thickly, feeling a patch of sweat that had formed on his forehead as he tried rubbing his temples.

“We’ve dealt with these before, right?” Seokmin asked again, trying to sound bolder for his sake.

“Y-yeah. Yeah. We have. I’ll… hang up now.”

As soon as the phone went down, Mingyu buried his face in his hands, trying to forget the horrible sounds he had heard on the phone.

But the more he tried to forget them, the more he was convinced that they were no more voices in his head, but were coming from the room. It was almost like he could hear the noise coming from behind the door.

I’m probably just hearing things.

He got up and decided to get some fresh air. He walked to the door and paused, the sound still ringing in his ears. Clutching the door knob, he took in a deep breath and with his eyes screwed shut he turned it open, bracing himself for whatever lay ahead of his.

Silence greeted him as he slowly peeled his eyes open, looking around tentatively for anything that might jump on him out of the dark. 

Ding!

The sound of the elevator’s beep caused his heart to nearly stop, the sudden sound cutting through silent night that was almost engulfing him. He felt his entire body freeze as all he could do was watch the numbers on the screen of the lift increase until it reached his floor, limbs paralysed with fear. 

With another soft ding! the lift door began sliding open, and Mingyu found himself almost begging that he shouldn’t be greeted by someone, or something, once the lift door opened.

The dim blue light of the lift spilt out as Mingyu watched in terror, but to his relief only emptiness greeted him back. He looked at his own reflection in the mirror of the elevator. 

Mingyu looked deathly pale, his eyes tired and haggard like he had just seen a ghost. His cheeks were hollow and he felt his stomach lurch when his reflection wobbled, indicating that that the lift was about to close.

And then the lift shut close, leaving him alone with a pin drop silence that almost felt suffocating.

Weren’t there others who had night duty? Because there was no way he was all alone in the building, right?

The thought was enough to cause his stomach to lurch, and he swallowed thickly wondering if he should call someone to take his place.

But his house! Mingyu could feel goosebumps rising on his skin the second he thought of his house.

What if she- that thing was still lurking around his house? Or worse, was actually in his house.

The ringing of the telephone cut through the silence like a blade, causing him to jump a mile. His reflexes kicked in though, and clutching his painfully beating heart, Mingyu ran towards his computers to pick the emergency phone call.

“911. Please state your emergency-”

“Help.”

Mingyu froze, the familiar voice draining out all the blood from his cheeks again.

No way.

He wanted to cut the call, wanted to block out whatever this woman was about to beg for because her voice was like icy daggers to his skin, rekindling his fear like never before. Mingyu had never felt so terrified in his life before. 

“Please help… Mingyu.”

It was like her whispering his name had opened Pandora's box, and lots of emotions hit him at once. He couldn’t even question how she knew his name because that wasn’t what terrified him the most.

But it was the familiarity of the voice of the woman. A voice he used to hear almost every day before it was snuffed out of his life suddenly.

“Y/N.” He whispered, fear clutching his stomach as he felt his heart hammer in his chest.

In the empty office he could only hear his own ragged breathing and the slight buzzing sound coming from the phone.

But how was this possible?

Because you had died six months ago.

Or rather, you had been killed in his apartment. Murdered in cold blood even though it didn’t make sense because you were the sweetest and most caring person he had met in the world. 

At first, he had been charged with murder. Those two months of investigation had nearly driven him mad. It was hard as it is dealing with your death but constant poking of the police made it even worse.

Finally he was set free due to the lack of evidence. 

Even thinking about you made his head throb. 

“Help please.” You rasped again. “Help me-”

“Where are you?” He whispered urgently, not sure why he was even asking questions. Because this had to be some sort of sick joke, right? Or maybe- maybe he was hallucinating after all. Hallucinating that you had come back to life to get some sort of closure.

“In our apartment! Why aren’t you helping?” You sobbed on the other end of the line.

He felt his head spin. Whom was he even talking to? With each word your voice turned more and more raspy and he could feel the familiar fear returning.

“If you don’t help me he’ll-”

Mingyu heard you gasp, followed by a whimpering as he heard someone slap you.

“Y-Y/N?” He asked, though he truly didn’t want to know what had happened to you. Was the person you kept mentioning your real killer? Then… was this your ghost he was talking to?

“Stay away.” A male voice spoke into the telephone suddenly, causing him to nearly fall off his seat. The hair on his arms and necks stood up at the familiarity of the voice.

“Stay away." He repeated.

He could hear his own voice on the other side of the telephone line asking him to stay away and Mingyu felt his head spin at the thought.

The telephone nearly slipped from his sweaty hand as he tried taking in a deep breath to calm himself down.

"And- and who’s this-”

“Just stay away from us.” He heard his own voice command him, before the line disconnected finally.

“Who was that?”

Mingyu jumped from his seat, hands flying to his mouth to prevent himself from screaming, until his eyes landed on Seokmin.

“You- you scared me!” He hissed, rubbing his sweaty forehead while trying to calm his shaking body down. What had just happened?

No way he had been talking to himself, right? How was that even possible?

Seokmin raised an eyebrow, walking towards him and sitting down on a chair opposite to him?

“Did I scare you? Or that call did?”

Mingyu looked away.

“What are you doing here?”

“I came to check on you.”

“I’m fine.” He snapped, wiping his sweaty face with a tissue. The last thing he needed was Seokmin asking too many questions before he started questioning his own sanity.

“You’re not. You asked the caller whether she was Y/N.”

Mingyu shivered involuntarily at the memory, giving away his fear.

“It sounded like her.” He lied, not wanting to remember what had just happened. Maybe if he was nonchalant about it Seokmin would leave him alone.

“Are you sure? That call before was unusual, coming from your house.” Seokmin said, still concerned. “It's okay to be shaken up by this, you know.”

He exhaled out, trying to calm down his nerves as much as he could.

“Yeah, I’m fine. Don’t worry. Pretty sure it was a prank. I mean,” He forced out a laugh, which sounded odd against the silence surrounding the two of them, “How can it even be Y/N? That makes no sense. I probably miss her a lot. That’s why I can hear her everywhere.”

“You should go home.” Seokmin cut him, patting him on the shoulder. “I think you need to rest a bit if you’re that stressed out. Sometimes, stress causes us to see and hear things that are not real. ”

Mingyu opened his mouth to protest, feeling dread fill the pit of his stomach at the thought of going home, but with the way Seokmin was staring he knew he didn’t have an option. Or else he would need to explain how he heard his own voice speak to him and ask him to stay away.

Stay away.

Was that a warning, then? Was it a big mistake going back to his house?

But with the way Seokmin was staring at him, Mingyu had no other option but to get up slowly and pack up his things. His hands wobbled, causing him to nearly break his favourite mug, but he managed to force a smile and walk to the elevator, knees threatening to give out any second. 

Once inside the elevator, Mingyu chose to stare at his reflection’s nose, unable to meet its eyes. Something told him that seeing his reflection eye to eye would not be a good idea.

Please hurry up. Please open the door fast-

His heart jumped again as his phone rang suddenly, cutting the heavy cold silence which was accompanied by the occasional soft dings.

"Hello?” He whispered, wondering who was calling so late at night. It couldn’t have been Seokmin since he had his number saved, right?

“Why did you kill me?”

Mingyu froze, unable to breathe anymore. How did you-

“Y/N? How did you- Kill you- What are you talking about?” He panted, stumbling back to support his wobbly legs with the help of the wall of the lift.

All of a sudden the air felt cooler, and his clammy hands seemed to be unable to grip the hand bar of the lift. His eyes darted to the equally petrified reflection and a yelp escaped him, phone dropping to the ground.

Because standing right beside his reflection was you. You, looking just like how you had the day you were murdered. Except there was blood all over your dress and multiple stab marks on your chest and stomach.

You smiled at him sweetly. 

“Don’t you know? You killed me. Well, not exactly you. It was Mingyu. But he is you, you are him, right?”

His legs finally gave away as he pushed his back into the walls of the elevator, terror filling every single of his senses.

Helphelpelphelp-

He heard the lift ding as it reached the ground floor. Crawling to the buttons of the lift, he frantically pressed the open button, eyes not leaving your face as you grinned at him, baring your bloody and broken teeth.

Finally the door opened and Mingyu darted to crawl out but froze almost immediately, feeling his heart stop for real this time.

“No.” He sobbed, as he watched the real you walk towards him. Edging back, he felt his heart hammer painfully hard in his chest, every bit of rational thoughts leaving him as you stepped into the elevator.

You leaned towards him much to his terror, and Mingyu screwed his eyes shut as he finally accepted his fate. His breathing eased a bit but he could still feel how tense his entire body was, adrenaline rushing coursing throughout his body.

I don’t want to go.

“Now it’s time for me to return the favour.”

A/N: Please do tell me what you think about this story!! I worked really hard on it and I would love to know everyone’s thoughts on it~ Comments and reblogs are appreciated!

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[ladymarlin]

Desperate housewives au stuff (mostly Duncney) bc it's been on my mind latelyyy

So, Duncan and Courtney were on and off for awhile before splitting. Then a little after they split she meets a decent guy (possibly someone her parents set her up with) and their relationship moves pretty quickly "For the baby" they're having which is actually Duncan's but no one needs to know that.

The whole housewife thing really isn't for her though and it would be a reoccurring argument between her and her husband but she would stand her ground every time. She's too good a lawyer to quit and "become like the rest of the girls in the neighborhood" sooo...

Her and Duncan would reunite years later when he moves onto the street. Courtney would go over to welcome her new neighbor and nearly chokes when she sees it's Duncan.

Duncan has a hard time fitting in on the street. The neighborhood is pretty judgy and he's a total punk, so they're wary of him. And does he have some deep dark secret? Probably. But the neighbors definitely take things too far and assume the worst

Him and Courtney would reconnect and eventually it'd lead to an affair. Courtney would feel Super guilty about it since she was once cheated on, but rlly her and Duncan are falling in love. They'd sneak around a lot, there'd probly be some comical scenes abt it. Courtney would do everything to uphold her reputation. Really, it's the only reason she's married.

Idk how they'd get there but the main angst points would be Duncan finding out the kid is his and Courtney's husband eventually leaving. She'd probly have a s8 Bree Van De Kamp type arc. But some probably traumatic event would bring them back together and they live happy or smth

Aleheather would be the Carlos and Gaby equivalent. Without the cheating ofc. Alejandro wouldn't WANT anyone else and Heather tbh also wouldn't. No one likes her like Alejandro. Plus in desperate housewives Gabrielle's Gardner she has an affair with is UNDER AGE so yeah no.

But they'd definitely have similar fights and similar issues. Maybe they'd divorce for some petty reason, have a few days of trying to mess w each other before just getting back together. Instead of Alejandro going blind like Carlos does he would suffer similar injuries to the ones in the show (volcano robot suit incident) and sustain leg damage that would hinder him.

I don't have as much for them they just rlly remind me of Carlos and Gaby. Like yeah she'd push him out the window on impulse and then call 911

Also if u haven't seen desperate housewives (I highly recommend it's so good) a lot of this probly seems rlly dramatic n stuff but it is very much a drama mystery so it fits. Trust there have been some absolutely insane plots in that show.

Also if u wanna send asks pls do bc I kinda wanna explore this more. Or send ideas too could be cool :3

[alice1505]

I made the mistake of rewatching Sherlock because I never did finish it back in the day (I was -clenches fist- seething over the queerbaiting and rage quit after not fully watching episode 1 of s4) and I'm here to make my side hyperfixation (what year is this??? Who am I???) Tumblr's problem. The more I sit with s4, the less I like it 😂 There were pieces and elements I liked, but overall, it left a bad taste in my mouth. Forgive me if any or all if these points have been talked to death, I missed all the discourse and I'm hella late, but I need to flail and send my thoughts into the void because what even WAS that season? I can't believe I avoided it for years, got drawn in by a couple of tiktoks making fun (affectionately) of superwholock Era and That Scene about the fucking phone charger port, binged all of it, only to be left with..... that. Not nearly as disappointing or rage inducing as spn's ending but by God, did it leave a hole in me. So please ignore my rambling thoughts as I slap them down here for my own sanity.

• First and foremost, what - and I can't stress this enough - the fuck was UP with the assassination of John's entire character???? What was that??? Why????

• Related to that point - I can appreciate the angst point and potential it provides, as I'm reading many, many fics, but AYO WHY didn't anyone rip John an entire new one for that beat down he did on Sherlock????? Hello???? 911?????

• Tell me why everything felt so stilted and borderline icy. Like I get the high emotions and shit, but after a certain point... 😭 was there a falling out between Benedict and Martin that I'm not aware of? Did they just try to ungay everything so hard and were so pissed at the audience picking up everything THAT THEY PUT???? into this show and their interactions that they just hit the brakes hard enough to make everything feel weird???

• A lot of it felt weird. Off kilter a little. Forced in some places, toned down in others (and toned down where it shouldn't have been), a nod to ships but weirdly/hatefully??? Idk if that makes sense. Like the whole Sherlock and Molly phone call (I do not mean any hate to this ship, I really hope it doesn't come off this way. Not my cup of tea but you are valid). Why was Molly so upset BEFORE the call? Did I miss something? Also I don't personally think or feel she'd still have those feelings for him??? I??? I am bamboozled.

• to that whole point, Eurus was.... Hmm. Mmmm. She was. Something. (Confused derogatory)

• I like Mary as a character. I also hated her. (Definitely biased by my shipper trash ass self for johnlock, I'm sorry). Wtf were those messages, please. Edit: AND ANOTHER THING. John's reaction to Sherlock's death - awful, gut wrenching, beautiful, my heart breaks with and for him, utterly devasting. John's reaction to Mary's death - had me sitting there like🧍‍♀️(it was weird. so weird. awkward. w h y. (we know why, but also the acting choices were Something TM, in both cases! for different reasons!) i'm sorry i just can't get past my anger and put off-ness with mary, fun as she could be)

• why did mycroft and John switch roles 😭 pls. The last episode was just. So Much. The lackluster responses from John, to John, to Sherlock, between them, like.... hello???? Who are these people?? Help me. Moriarty saved me for a brief shining moment tho, God bless.

There's more I could spew, but that's what's sitting right at the top of my head. I guess all this just to say, if a show runner/writer really just fucking hates the audience they got (instead of the one they wanted), they probably shouldn't have fucking become a show runner/writer in the first place. Either hand it to someone who can actually handle it and listens, or fuck off. I will never understand when shows and plots and characters gets kamikaze'd because of a show runner being pissy and egotistical. Like ????? Grow up. Learn from Bryan Fuller and Hannibal or something.

Sorry for all the rambling, bless anyone who reads this and makes sense of it 😂

[melancholyghoul]

Okay for once I am glad for my terrible sleep pattern because it's new episode time bb !!!

My thoughts as I was watching below \/

Oh hotshots is so bad it's so bad oml

Brads giddy look i can't-

Eddie looks so good 🥺

And he's right he could've delivered the line while getting her out

Bro that's why you need to put a quid in to get a cart in the UK, deters people (not all people but still)

Just leave her alone ?? Why waste your time being a nuisance ???

It's an evil version of the 'some kind of fender bender-full' episode of bobs burgers

AHHHH EDDIE AND CHRIS 🥰🥰

'You'll send it to me ?' Omfg don't

5000 gallons of waste water 🌈🌈🌈

Buddie helping the couple in looooooove ~~~

Uh oh brad what are you doing tell someone else

'The wheel not the leg' Oh I love you chimney

Yes HE'S the hero for getting a lady out incredibly dangerously

Oh Bobby's angry 👀

'In this firehouse it's Captain Nash' HELL YEAH IT IS

The cameras totally in his throat right

Oh okay nevermind

Aw athena you're so lovely- but she's totally saying i told you so in her head ennit

His memory isn't blurry i bet he knows

Brad calls eddie Edmundo (or edmondo) ??

Aw Eddie i just want to give you a big lovely hug, at least you're trying to be a part of it

Maybe not the best man for a pep talk

He's totally going to texas isn't he !!

That cup lady could've still put her cart back afterwards she was still in her boot

Aw leave the trolly man alone 😔

I don't trust the security guard

Okay weird shoe mention

Buck and Eddie are almost always together in this episode 👀👀

Brad should really wear a face mask he keeps pulling the focus

Ugh the curls are so good Buck 🥺

Bro a mood I binged all the seasons of 911 in like 2 weeks

Ngl that was very cute

'That's way too much for me to handle' WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT EDDIE

OF COURSE BUCK IS AT THE DOOR

Can confirm that with the scones 🙂‍↕️

What you looking at eddie 😏

no 🥺 nononononono 🥺

'WE SHOULD MOVE THIS PARTY TO THE COUCH' NO FUCKING WAY

THAT LOOK ON BUCKS FACE IS 100% 'Oh... Oh.. I really don't want him to leave' PLS

it was the old dude ? Wtf

When i worked at a supermarket people were supposed to take the carts to the little shelters dotted around the car park, then the trolly guys would collect them from there and bring them to the front of the store, it must work different in the US cause he wouldn't be out of a job if people did that here

Holy shit i did not see this coming - dude is a maniac ???

Aw that kid is so cute getting that job

I KNOW THOSE VOICES lol

AW THEYRE PRACTICING

THEYRE NOT PRACTICING THEYRE IN THE SHOW FJSHSHFBS

the 'uncanny' accent bits with Oliver are killing me thats so funny

Uh oh hen you've accidentally gotten yourself another job

I think it's good they've started including hotlines on any episode that mentions suicide - they did it on one of doctor odysseys too, gonna avoid situations like 13rw (🤢)

[dangermousie]

I have never liked the six freaks in any version and this is no exception. They are so annoying that when they get killed, I always cheer. Of course the same people who went "why is Yang Kang not jumping for joy to find out his whole life has been a lie and leaping into his new, enemy to his old, identity" are also going "you don't want to marry this random you just met just because this dying friend of your dad randomly mentioned it? No way!" and try to ban him from seeing Huang Rong. I love that Jing is polite and sweet and is all NOPE at that. He is insanely easy-going but he knows his mind. (In some ways, he reminds me a lot of Pratchett's Carrot, and that is a comparison I thought I'd never make.)

I literally laughed at the way he hears Huang Rong call him from outside and literally bolts from his knees in the middle of his chastisement. This man is a death machine utterly whipped for his lady, aka the best kind of man!!!

I love her so much! So much!!!!!

This is not related at all, but as I was telling @tavina-writes I adore them but I also love that they are such a good OTP to each other and a pair of amazing heroes, but it completely makes sense they end up being pretty darn shitty parents both to their awful bio daughter and poor Yang Guo. Due to their personalities but also because they are so wrapped up in each other, there really isn't room for anyone else. They are the couple who sucks face in the middle of any event - a big party, a deadly battle, as you are going "guys, this is great, but I have a gut wound, can you pls call 911."

Also, there is an interesting parallel between Huang Rong and Yang Kang. Both have...flexible morality to put at mildly, and both fall for good people, but things end up very differently for them.

[snnynaturalarch]

child amara.... pls... pls don't touch dean's face like that. I AM CALLING 911

[regiesgfreal]

felix reaction when he caught you cutting yourself

A/n:I really don't want to focus on one story only.so for now i leave the part 3 for later.so now we going with felix fanfiction!

You and felix was dating for 4 years, almost from the time he just debut.Felix is always in his work, so you didn't really get a lot from him.

It was same day as always, you woke up in your bed without felix around you. He always wake up first.I gone down stairs and heard as always felix's ''I need to do coffee and change and have shower and have breakfast so on, so sorry babe but cinemar is not possible for today.''

Hate hearing that from him but i just nodded and kissed his cheek.

Time skip:2 hours after felix left house.

I was so tired of all of these work times for felix because of them i don't get anylove the thing that we never have had sex in this 4 years, when all my friends got it after 2 years together.My friend Juisy with her husband only 3 years and they married have kid and stuff. I was just crying in my room and wanted to jump down the roof.

Time skip:9:13

Felix will be home soon.He always comes back home at 9:30.

You couldn't keep the pain anymore so you decidet to relife your stres by cutting yourself.You when to the bathroom you wasn't worrying about time anymore.You locked the door and started to cut yourself.Then after 3 cuts you pass out.And my hand land right next to the little whole under the door

Felix POV:

I came home kind of late so i've been thinking that y/n is asleep.I drink some water and went upstairs to change and shower.

When i change i desidet to use bathroom.

''Y/n!It's Felix.Open the door please!'' i had no answer

Then i saw blood going from the room.

''Y/N!BABE!OPEN PLS!CMON PLEASE'' i was screaming and getting no answer. then i remember about the keys from bathroom that are in my bag.When i get the keys i unlocked the door and saw y/n with bleeding wrist.

''NO NO NO Y?N!PLEASE NO!GOD PLEASE NO!''

i took my phone out of my pocket and called 911.

TIME SKIP NEXT DAY 8:12am

Y/N POV

i woke up and saw doctor and felix sitting around me on different sides.

Doctor:Well i guess i need to leave you one on one.

Felix:Thanks!

Y/n: What am i doing here?Why dont you just let me go?You dont even want to spend time with me, it means you dont love me.

Felix:Why i didn't let you go?Maybe because i love you and you the most importent thing of my live?It's like i dont want to spend time with you.It's cause i am working hard to get money and for you to have all stuff you want!

Y/n:HOW DONT U UNDERSTAND HUH?ALL I NEED IS TIME WITH YOU.OR EVEN A MOVIE NIGHT IN OUT LIVING ROOM WOULD BE ENOUGH!U ALWAYS AT YOUR WORK AND NEVER EVEN KISS ME BACK OR HUG ME AT NIGHT.YOU THINK I WAS ASLEEP WHEN YOU COMING HOME?NEVER I WAS WAITING FOR YOU TO COME TO THE SIDE OF MY BED AND KISS MY FOREHEAD.

Felix:.......babe i am so sorry!i reall really selfish!please forgive me!

y/n;i am forgiving you.

Time skip0- in 2 years

Felix never doing stuff like that again.You was prengnant and youi was waiting for boy/girl(just choose who u want).Felix was always spending 22/7 time of his life with you.

Time skip-in 7 years

Your girl/boy(choose one) was 6 years old he/she was lookes like felix a lot.You happy together and you always going on vacations every 2 month.

Time skip-in 5 years

You girl/boy have had her/his first kiss.u can't believe he/she is 11 already. You have another baby who is 4 years old.

Finish!

A/n:It's not like the ff ''i am mf stargirl!'' is closed i just want to post some other staff too.So gusy what you think?

[l13bg0tt]

Get to know me!!

thank you to @ep6bastogne and @lovememadly92 for the tags!

NAME:

cameron but call me cammy!!

PRONOUNS:

she/her

STAR SIGN:

scorpio rising, gemini moon, scorpio sun :)

(significantly less mysterious, confident, charismatic etc. than a scorpio is meant to be)

# OF SIBLINGS AND FUN FACTS ABOUT THEM (IF YOU HAVE ANY):

my brother (Sam) is ~8 years older than me and he works for the government and is currently working towards improving the housing crisis in my province!

my sister (Harlee) is ~4 years older than me and we are currently living together while attending school, she is getting training to be a 911 dispatcher!

# OF PETS & THEIR NAMES:

my 13 year old kitty is Joey (a girl!!) and my nearly 4 year old puppy is Otis!

FANDOMS:

Band of Brothers obviously but other than that I would likely only fall under the umbrella of being part of a fandom for TLOU and Harry Potter :)

FAVOURITE COLOUR:

dark green or dark purple... or cornflower blue

FAVOURITE SONG:

don't make me choose pls i violently cycle like 10 songs until i'm tired of em

champagne supernova - Oasis

banana co/no surprises/exit music - Radiohead

my love mine all mine - mitski

FAVOURITE AUTHOR (OF ANYTHING READABLE - BOOKS, FANFICS, ZINES, WEBTOONS, WHATEVER!):

dkm but it is Stephen King by a mile... man can WRITE

FAVOURITE FIC TYPE:

probably enemies to lovers or hurt/comfort. i want emotional damage lmao

FAVOURITE HOLIDAY:

Christmas, but really any one that gives me an excuse to spend heinous amounts of time with my mom

DO YOU HAVE A PARTNER (ROMANTIC, QPR, ANYTHING!)?:

no but i do have an online homoerotic dependency (help) (kidding)

HOBBIES:

antiquing!! also researching/reading and watching movies, but antiquing is quite possibly my favourite activity ever.

FUN FACTS ABOUT ME:

i'll be applying to vet school next year

i have celiac disease (literally not a fun fact at all sorry)

i love pigs so much

some would say i am a horse girl but rather than riding i drive draft horses. wagons and sleighs kinda thing!

i am disgustingly indecisive if you couldn’t tell

tagging: @liptonwashere @hanniewinnix @land-sh @mads-weasley @luckynumber4

sorry if you’ve already done it or been tagged, ignore me!!

[theotherbuckley]

Get to know me :)

Tagged by @thewolvesof1998 <3

Last song:

Favourite color: Purple

Currently watching: Unforgettable

Last movie: RWRB I think

Sweet/spicy/savoury: I have a major sweet tooth but I also love spicy food

Relationship status: Single

Current obsession: 911 (I am so hyperfixated on it, it is not okay, my uni work does not appreciate this, I am so very excited for Ao3 wrapped because my words read is gonna be insane)

Last thing you googled:  I look through my search history and its all just Ao3 so..

nicknames: Purple, Mayz (my name is Mayzie)

zodiac: Aquarius

height: 5'0 😭

favorite music: uhhhhhhh I never know what to say for this.. maybe like pop rock I think is what Spotify calls it

followers: 140

following: 111

do you get asks: I have had like a total of 4

amount of sleep: I get 8+ hours of sleep every night and wake up tired regardless :) my body loves me so much

what are you wearing: Hoodie and track pants - it's supposed to be spring but I'm cold

dream job: Doctor (don't ask what type I'm not there yet)

languages: English (both my parents are bilingual in different languages but nobody taught me 😔)

random fact: my go-to is normally that I know like 112 digits of pi so

aesthetic: uhhhhhhh, idk man. Whatever I like I like.

currently reading: Well I just finished the new PJO book yesterday... and then I will be reading exuberant amounts of fanfic (I have so many open tabs on my phone)

No pressure tags: @wildlife4life @your-catfish-friend @rainbow-nerdss @cal-daisies-and-briars @ladydorian05 @king-buckley @housewifebuck @eddiebabygirldiaz

I am once again saying that idk who to tag! If you want to do it pls do! if you don't wanna be tagged in future tag games please let me know

[lighthouseas]

willelmikes->lighthouseas

hey guys! i guess you could call this a rebranding of my old blog. i had a sideblog that i used, which will stay up, but i thought it would be easier to move stuff over here and start anew. feel free to unfollow if you were only looking for st content, no hard feelings :)

some cool stuff abt me:

》 my name is bee or whatever ungodly nicknames you people can come up with, my pronouns are she/they and i sure do exist

》 i am obsessed w/ gothic sea aesthetics and sirens and mermaids and all of that fun stuff. PLEASE interact if you also enjoy these things + if you recognize my pfp hehe

》 expect a RANGE of things on here. i write original stories and i might pick up fanfiction again sometime soon, we will see. apart from that, i also like bridgerton, dead boy detectives, 911, tawog, cartoon saloon, stranger things, etc etc.

》 i love cats pls send cat pics in my inbox. or just come in my inbox to say hi

》 also if i forget to reply to stuff whether it be asks dms mentions etc etc it is never anything personal ever. i promise i just probably didn't have the energy to reply and then forgot <333

byf: i have anxiety and possible ocd. guilt trippy posts and death threats (even if not directed at me) can really, really, REALLY set me off. if you reblog or post things that are guilt tripping or sending death threats to people, there is a high chance that i will just unfollow you. i don't want any of that in my space.

[heavenlym3]

911 ....

(ALL READERS ARE RECOMMENDED TO BE AT LEAST 13-14+!!!)

𝑐ℎ𝑎𝑟𝑒𝑐𝑡𝑒𝑟'𝑠 ✰ Izana K. , Y/N L/N .

TW ✰ abuse , , SH , blood , crying ig? That's really it im pretty sure . Oh and yelling + fighting

this is my first post so pls be kind i tried my best!!@

DESC.

You and izana had a good relationship until now.. He came home angry, furious even and never told you what about after that day he was never the same .. he treated you differently, talked differently, how did this affect you ?

The day Izana came home about 3:30 in the morning he seemed not so happy he was drunk maybe ? You assumed as he was cursing under his breath you wondered what had happened so you go out of your way to ask your boyfriend Izana, "What's wrong ? , You look angry." He looked up at you with boiling lavender violet eyes . Oh.. you thought to your self he was mad and I mean MAD . He looked at you angrily and said " Don't act fucking stupid Y/N! " You question what he's on about and why he's saying this ? Your starting to get angry as well your being nice what did you do that's so bad ??

Well here's what got passed around and told. Some guy in Tenjiku told Izana that you were fucking around and spreading your legs for other men that day and had so called " real proof " of it when he whipped out his phone and showed izana a photo of "you" giving some guy at the club a lap dance. What.. you haven't been to the club in over 2 months and zana knows this but he's just to angry to even function right he's shaking horribly and can't go to believe that your telling the truth.

After all you know izana's past it's hella bad you feel bad for him because of what he went through.. he doesn't mean any harm to hurt you but sometimes it gets out of hand and it rarely happens too.

As soon as izana told you what happened and why he was pissed off you got pissed you yelled back to him " HOW THE FUCK? I'VE BEEN AT THIS HOUSE FOR 2 MONTHS STRAIGHT ALL I'VE LEFT FOR IS GROCERIES AND MY MEDS ! I HAVEN'T STEPPED FOOT IN A CLUB ??!" He knew this but didn't believe it so he just yelled back .. it went on for ages involving to you too splitting up because he ended up calling you a "whore" and all that . It hurt you so much after about a month to realize this .

You murmured to yourself " he was just angry ..." You cried in your apartment as the echoes of weeps and sobs flew off the walls .. you couldn't take it you grabbed something you haven't touched for a long time .. your sharpener...

Blood flowing down your hands as you laughed but soon sobbed . You heard the door jingle soon to be opened there stood ..

"Izana...."

Pt 2???

[starspray]

🥤🥑�� pls?

🥤 ⇢ recommend an author or fanfic you love

I really really like Our Lady of Perpetual Compassion, She of Sorrows and Succor by HerenorThereNearnorFar! It's a lovely study character study of Nienna.

🥑 ⇢ you accidentally killed somebody, which mutual(s) do you text for help?

I've consumed enough true crime to say that if I somehow accidentally killed someone my first call would be to 911 and my second would be to--well, I don't know any lawyers so probably my dad to ask him to find me one? Either way I like all my mutuals too much to get them involved.

🦷 ⇢ share some personal wisdom or a life hack you swear on

Stumbled on this way of making rice recently and I'm never doing it another way again!