#Please send me the pillow..

[frog-juice]

thanks to @boldegoist and the brave souls at gearbox i can finally begin my collection of handsome jack body pillows

[its-perverseplasticity]

not to be an attention whore or anything but please send asks/dms. the more depraved the better 🖤

*please read pinned

[braceletofteeth]

Maybe the real treasure were the ducks we met along the way.

[anachronisticbones]

I think I have a few very specific types.

They're all either:

Faceless

Insane

Pathetic

or All of the above

[shadowxamyweek]

(for the character asks)

Do either of you like dancing? I think the mood could be lightened up a bit

[A taunt but warm silence stretches through the pillow fort. Shadow is still, trying to process both the kiss and Amy's words thereafter. Amy, for her part, can no longer maintain eye contact. She picks at a ball of lint on the blanket beneath her. Nobody moves.] Amy:... I wanna dance. [Shadow shakes their head and blinks as they come back to themself.] Shadow: What? [Amy does not reply. Instead, she grabs their hand, tugging them along as she leaves the pillow fort. In trying to get out as fast as possible, the pillow fort collapses around them. Amy laughs. Shadow is less than amused.] Shadow: (`⌒´╬) Amy: Oh don't make that face. We can build it again. We can build it better. Isn't that great? Shadow:(ಠ_ಠ)? [Amy wraps her arms around Shadow, locking her hands together behind their shoulders as she looks them in the eye.] Amy: That we can do whatever we want, and nobody will stop us. [Shadow immediately looks away. They are unsure of where to put their hands.] Shadow: There's no music. Amy: I don't care. [Amy nuzzles her face into Shadow's. Shadow freezes. Slowly, they bring their hands up to rest on her biceps.] [Amy begins to move in silence. Then, softly, she hums. It's not a tune Shadow recognizes. Without looking, Shadow knows she's shuffling her feet, a pantomime of a dance she knows. Shadow does not dance. Yet still, in this moment, he allows himself to be swayed.] [Amy's humming is broken for a moment, notes struggling to be held as a restrained giggle ripples through her tune.]

[mindfang-srevenge]

One of my favorite things about Vast Error is that the creators managed to find a way to settle the note of characters’ canon pronouns without it getting stilted or preachy. Like, yeah, it makes perfect sense that these trading cards would have the person’s pronouns on them. Fuck yeah, we can finally confirm that Arcjec is he/they. I think the bigger and more important question remains why the hell Murrit still wants to own body pillows of all of their friends nude.

[alehalebane]

I am not usually one to post but I just need to rant about the teen wolf movie. *spoiler alert*

They did everyone but Scott dirty. And I know the ending was about how great Derek was and how he is the best person ever. They are not wrong but his son has so many problems with him and when they finally start to get along. DEREK DIES!!! Like what the heck. And how they only mentioned stiles like 3 times and they carefully edited him out of important sense and yes I know that was partly because of Dylan O’Brien and legal issues but still. And how easily sterek could have been cannon. Like all Eli had to do was call the sheriff grandpa and there sterek. They already had a grandpa-grandson relationship. I mean the sheriff came to threaten and this fool went “oh it’s just you” like buddy. And Derek and the sheriff had a father son relationship. And also how Eli is basically a mini stiles.

Scott is such a bad alpha. Like why would he leave his territory like that. He didn’t even tell his mom he was coming back. Didn’t even try to help with Eli only at the end. Like the first three season he only cares about Allison and everyone else can go fuck themselves. Love Allison but still.

Not to mention all the plot holes. Like who’s Eli’s mother? What up with stiles? Why bring back Allison but not Aiden? Who is the girl with Liam? Where were they at the beginning of the movie? Why do they have the nogitsune and why is it not with Chris or the hale vaults? Are the sheriff and Melissa together?

And how Harris doesn’t tie in with the whole thing. Like what.

There are so so so SO many other things but I won’t. I just feel like screaming, it was so bad.

Thank you for listening to my Ted talk. Have a nice night.

[suffarustuffaru]

hii everyone so i did make a redbubble shop!!!!! ive got Mostly rezero art on there (and that number will definitely increase in the future) so i thought to promote it on here first :o ill add more to there eventually hah.

and also now you can punch otto suwen irl if you feel so inclined to.

[tennis-kittens]

Doubles Trouble collection • Jannik Sinner & Hubert Hurkacz • Monte-Carlo 2022

[foreignobjecticus]

i want weird things. I want homewares that are just a little off. I want art that makes people a little uncomfortable, patterns on cushions that are just a tiny bit unsettling. I want my house to be not quite right

[theflowerofthecommonwealth]

I put a Pomade Wig on Nick. I didn’t even know you could do this.

Please excuse me while I go die of laughter in the corner.

[ariesfiey]

i hate hyunjin stans. they’re so good at writing and have the best fics ever. me as a 3racha stan??? all i find is smut with the most the most kinkiest shit to ever exist on earth. like bro im just tryna giggle and kick my feet before sleeping, not get horny 😭

[dreambreathing]

it’s job interview week! 3 down 2 to go

[chryzure-archive]

GOD, but the slow dawning horror azure must’ve had as he realized he couldn’t escape his family, his legacy. he ran off with chrysi to study the problem and own three cats and be, ultimately, two normal ppl (or as normal as you can get when your girlfriend can still see and communicate with ghosts long past the age when her abilities should’ve faded, but… hey, he still got to meet the family and meet her four adoptive brothers and try to impress them! normal ppl things!!).

then thoughts that weren’t his own began to press into his head. he’d be watching chrysi make him tea and then he’d feel the urge to take her hand and press it into the hot stove until it gave her permanent scarring. and, god, he was so scared—of himself, and for chrysi—until he realized that they weren’t his thoughts, and then got even more scared.

nothing he did helped, after that. mordecai’s smart—he’d give azure ring scares like that, then lull him into a sense of security by allowing azure total calm for weeks. sometimes months at a time. but he’d always come back with a horrible thought or impulse or dream, to keep azure on edge. keep him sleepless. weaken his defenses so he could take control over him.

it was the end of azure lafaye as azure lafaye the night that he woke up with his hands around chrysi’s neck. they were hovering, really, but azure woke up and knew that if he’d been just a moment too late, he would’ve killed the only person that mattered to him. in fact, he knew that mordecai had woken him up on purpose. it was a warning—return to the fold, else he’ll kill chrysi by azure’s own hands.

so azure returns. he could never run away. he was trapped from the start. there was no escape. his father allowed all his rebellions, and he decided when they would stop. and now his father would take his place for him.

[floatyteabag]

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[chubbibunnislut]

I’ve got a ~1.5 min video of me humping my pillow… anyone wanna pay up~? $5 to send it, $15 to post ~?