#Please I am begging you

[eddiediazswife]

Why are some people so obsessed with Eddie banging the priest in secret? I understand why the Temu fans want that cos that gets Eddie away from their ship but buddie fans?

I just don’t get it why does Eddie have to sleep around which he’s never done just because it’s a guy? Like have we not waited long enough for buddie to happen now you want to wait even longer? Or not at all because if enough people are happy with Bucktemu and Eddie/priest Tim might just keep them both.

Please stop accepting scraps when you could have a big fat steak 🤷🏻‍♀️

[little-pondhead]

DPxDC Prompt:

[this is a long one please forgive me]

Bruce lied to the others about his trip through time. Not all of it! Just…one specific thing.

During the early parts of his timeline hijinks, before Tim realized Bruce was still alive, he had a bit of a respite in between his endless time jumps. (Maybe a certain ghost was helping him out.) With a fuzzy memory at best and a strange itch to investigate the unknown, Bruce had been taken in by an old couple who had no kids but wanted to pass on the family name. And who better than a thirty-something amnesiac stranger who could actually be related by blood?

Bruce, with nowhere to go, accepted his new name, grew out his hair, and quickly got accepted into college for engineering. There, he met two of his closest friends; a redheaded woman who could kick his ass and a wet chicken of a man who could also kick his ass. They both made him nostalgic for something he didn’t remember, and that made him sad sometimes, but the two were always there to cheer him up.

Years passed, and Bruce’s life moved on. He settled well into his new name, mourned his parents when the eventually passed, celebrated his wedding with the redhead, and grieved when the last of their trio fell out of touch. He had a daughter, and then a son! They were both so smart, even if they didn’t share the same passion he had for exploring the science behind the afterlife. (Something about the dead just itched his brain in an infuriating way, and Bruce wasn’t one to let sleeping dogs lie. He just had to find out why he was so obsessed with this stuff!)

Eventually, his and his wife’s research yielded results, and that’s when bits of Bruce’s former life started coming back to him. After the portal opened, he spent his days with his head in a fog, oblivious to the world around him as he struggled to continue his work.

Why did he remember a boy named Dick? Who would name their child that? And Jason…who was Jason? That name always made him sad. There were more names, more faces, but none of them were his. He could never remember what his name was supposed to be. All he had was the one his adoptive parents gave him.

His wife was worried. His daughter was struggling. And his son…his son sometimes hurt to look at. Bruce didn’t know why. He knew he was being a terrible father, but something in him wanted to cry whenever he gazed at those clear blue eyes, just like his own. His son was too smart for his own good, and realized his dad had started avoiding him.

The day his son purposely left the room so Bruce could relax was one that hurt him even now.

Time kept passing, and Bruce was becoming anxious. His brain fog was as bad as its ever been. He had constant headaches, and his hands kept twitching for nonexistent tools on his belt. Something was going to happen. Something had happened. A voice in his head told him it was all his fault.

So in an attempt to clear his head and spend more time with his family, Bruce insisted they all go to dinner at the local diner. His son invited his friends. Even better! More people meant more distractions from his messed-up thoughts. He wouldn’t spiral with the kids around.

And then something exploded.

The last thing Bruce remembered was his son’s (green??) eyes widening in fear and horror as something yanked him violently backwards. He fell farther than expected, through a portal and a green sky full of black stars. A hand tightened on the back of his jumpsuit, hauling his giant body through another portal with a roar of a motorcycle.

And then…and then…and then what?

All of a sudden, Bruce was sprawled in some mud in the middle of a forest, dizzy and coughing from the explosion’s fumes. He’s singed all over, and his ears still rang from the force of the…what happened again?

Bruce sits up, and all of a sudden, he’s in the era of the pilgrims. His memory has been wiped clean, his new name and family forgotten thanks to the hands of time. His adventures through the time stream continue, with him assuming many different identities throughout many different decades.

The memories of being Jack Fenton don’t return to him until he’s back in 2004, once again in his own time and living as Bruce Wayne. A glowing green sticky note informs him that “The Nasty Burger Incident” had just occurred. His “other self” just had his ass dragged to another era, so the time loop would continue.

It also informed him that he had an orphaned son crying for him at Bruce’s own grave.

Well, his forgotten son (that sounded bad, even to him) was supposed to be about fourteen now, right? Bruce hopes he doesn’t have to fight anyone for custody.

[javierpena-inatacvest]

I put on my "Read Like a Girl" shirt to wear work today (it's the one teacher shirt I will NEVER get rid of) and as I was leaving, I told my husband how insane it is that someone could tell exactly who I was voting for based on the fact I'm wearing a shirt with diverse women in real careers that promotes female literacy 🥲

I know neither candidate is perfect, but I do know that one of them isn't a convicted felon who wants to strip away basic human rights and bodily autonomy!!! Vote to protect your own rights, the rights of others, vote for your family, your friends, vote for the people who fought for your right to have a voice to make a difference in this world!!

I am very fortunate to have friends and family who are voting the same way as I do (my husband literally asked me this morning "What should I wear to work that lets everyone know I'm excited to vote for our first female president" 🥺) but if you are not in the same situation, remember that YOU are the only person in the voting booth who knows who you voted for!!! The only thing anyone can access is whether or not you voted, not how you voted- your vote is YOUR vote!!

If you live in the U.S. and you haven't already, please, please, PLEASE go vote!!! 💙🫂 🇺🇸

Don't mind my face below the cut, I wanted to share my shirt but I also am trying to keep from bursting into tears thinking about the potential future of our country!!!!

[re-bogwitch]

Calling it now, they’re gonna bring back Pietro and Tommy at the same time

(Leaning over and shouting into a wishing well)

[ermwhatsup]

rhaenyra i love you and admire your restraint but just this once i think you should say fuck it and choose violence…burn criston alive

[chimonystack]

Guys.

This movie.

THIS. MOVIE.

WAS SO. GOD. DAMN. INCREDIBLE.

SKLDFGJLSJSFLHKJ I LITERALLY HAVE NEVER BEEN HAPPIER WITH A VIDEO GAME MOVIE IT IS SERIOUSLY SO GOOD

THIS MOVIE IS THE FIRST EVER HORROR MOVIE I HAVE EVER WATCHED AND I AM SO GLAD ABOUT THAT

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE GO WATCH IT

[toopunkrockforurls]

Yo why doesn’t anyone on this hellsite fence foil?

[ninacarstairss]

I CAN’T REMEMBER HOW TO BREATHE

[palmtreepalmtree]

I am so utterly baffled by trends. I could never be in marketing.

I admit that I am not into things (which makes it very difficult to buy me gifts), so that's sort of a handicap right off the bat. But that's not to say that I don't ever buy or receive things that I love. I have a few traditional ceramic mugs in my office rotation that are favorites and bring me joy on every use (a couple were gifted, one was my own purchase).

But this article describes a secondary market for these water bottles ($240 for something that retails at $49.99), and it links to a tiktok where a person shows off their 20+ collection of these things? WHY

Having nice things is nice. Having things you like is nice.

But I am just so confused by conspicuous consumption and brand consciousness. What is it that compels people to do this? The brands and their insidious advertising do enough psychological damage to me already. I'm not virtuous for not buying more things. And I'm obviously not magically unaffected by marketing. But I don't feel compelled to collect or be trendy. So I just don't get it.

How are people out there just leaning into this shit so fucking hard? WHY

[benjingle]

[thathomelessartist]

If anyone sees this please help i would like friends

Things I like to talk about at unreasonable lengths:

Undertale/AUs

My OCs

My Hero Academia

My current favorite book series (The Thief by Meghan Whalen Turner I love her i want to read the other ones please)

Beetlejuice is cool

Musicals are cool

Minecraft (who wants to play Minecraft?)

And uhhhhhhh thats it please please please I need friends I want friends. I consider to pay money even, like a loser, for other people to see my post talking about friends and wanting them.

I am also willing to use discord (is that acceptable?? I don't knOW I barely used Tumblr even in like 2014 is discord not a Bad Platform[tm] please)

I love you all so much and I wanna assimilate really badly BC I hate Twitter and always have it makes me depressed but I am stupid and just. i need a tutorial guide in a human being i can ask dumb questions. I hate algorithms too but I am also stupid so. PLS. Have mercy on my soul.

[marzthealien]

Someone please make a cover of Karma but make Homura sing it. I am begging you.

[sparklyeyedhimbo]

OKAY NEXT SATURDAY KING IS TRYING TO GET HIS MAN BACK

AND WILL GET MR KRIT FIRED PLS

[dinodogs]

guys.

listen to me when I say that letting palworld get a pass for supporting (and possibly using) AI is the beginning of the end. We CANNOT let a game slide just because its fun.

Allowing this game to get by with devs that support AI and it possibly even using AI is going to think other studios think they can get away with it.

[normalaboutdntm]

Death Note the Musical panel at NYCC 2023

[ID: Playbill presents: Death note: the musical panel Saturday October, 2023 10:30am-11:30am Room 409. Following acclaimed productions in Japan and Korea and after two star-studded sold-out concert engagements in London, DEATH NOTE: The Musical is coming to New York Comic Con. Playbill will present a panel about the show featuring stars from the recent London concert (cast to be announced) and will offer a sneak peek into the developing production. Based on the best-selling Japanese manga series (60 million copies worldwide) of the same name by Tsugumi Ohba and Takeshi Obata / Shueisha, this groundbreaking musical (Winner Best Musical, Korea Musical Awards) has a score by Frank Wildhorn (Jekyll & Hyde, 4 years on Broadway, The Scarlet Pimpernel, Bonnie & Clyde) with lyrics by Jack Murphy, book by Ivan Menchell, and orchestrations and arrangements by Jason Howland.]

Having a Death Note panel in New York is a REALLY strong indicator that we're getting a Broadway production. (I assume "developing production" refers to the West End run, which afaik hasn't been officially announced yet but it's pretty obvious that it's happening.) I've been expecting to have to wait a few more years but it looks like it might be sooner than I thought!

[lemintee]

Sobbing on the floor begging for better Hairo fics