#Play Dead

[bserway]

Hoax

[ashtrayhead]

[todayontumblr]

Monday, August 28.

This is what happens when you don't immediately feed Morty in the morning.

It's not easy being Morty. He has to slink around each day and make important time for sleeping. Some days he wanders the great outdoors of his own volition: perhaps rest on a fence, lie beneath a car, or initiate a skirmish with other local felines. On other occasions, he lies around, like a big lovely cat puddle, and blinks slowly if he is feeling sleepy. If he is feeling indecisive he will let his tail drift slowly, luxuriously even, from side to side. But sometimes, during times of adversity, he is even forced to lick his own a*s. Otherwise he spends his days stretching, staring inexplicably into space, wandering, purring, meowing, and last but not certainly not least, eating delicious #cat food. What a prince!

But herein lies the problem. It will trouble you to learn that sometimes Morty is not fed immediately in the morning. Which, quite frankly, is not the life to which royalty should be accustomed. Sometimes Morty's servant is apparently so preoccupied with waking up and getting out of bed and going to the bathroom and making themselves breakfast and other trivial nonsense that they totally neglect to feed him—and feed him tout de suite. This is unacceptable.

So Morty needs feeding, and feeding quickly. And if Morty is not fed immediately in the morning, this is what happens. This is what Morty must do. 

[gelmanov]

INSIDE scared boy

[fanofspooky]

Scream Queen - Bailee Madison

[ce0cu]

Friend said Snabi would absolutely play dead, but only for the drama

Bonus Hawks

[shethesilhouette]

Play Dead 💀

[suez-enirehtak-all]

CHOSO PRAYER CIRCLE

[beatsforbrothels]

Björk - Play Dead (Tim Simenon Remix)

[miyrumiyru]

"OMG god please help us i don't want to getting tear apart alive"

"Just shut up and do not even move your individual seta!"

Japanese queenless ant (Pristomyrmex punctatus)

[guineapiggies]

Via masonscavies

[grenadesandroses]

this game increased my blood pressure during gameplay for sure. the first time I saw that mutant underwater-dwelling human(?) darting across my screen, I legit jumped off my seat. and I can't decide if I prefer the eeriness of being alone in vast, dark structures over the anxiety of not getting caught around other humans. I hate both, thanks. and what a great and solid game this is

[questionsforpossums]

Possum wants to remind you, being socially awkward is ok, just play dead and you don't have to socialize

[darkxwolf17]

Characters that I'd love to make a comic about

[gelmanov]

Limbo. A treehouse

[savagechickens]

Director Dog.

And more acting.