#Pitts Monster

[nocternalrandomness]

A Pitts Monster giving a spectacular departure from the Coolidge Az Fly-In

[harkthorn]

Head sketch of a green dragon from D&D, very loosely based on a crocodile

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[snootyfoxfashion]

Universal Monsters: Creature from the Black Lagoon x Micheline Pitt Collection

Dive into the depths of classic horror and timeless style with our newest collection, a thrilling collaboration between Vixen by Micheline Pitt and Universal Products & Experiences. Celebrate the legacy of Universal Monsters and the 70th anniversary of Creature from the Black Lagoon with meticulously crafted replica pieces and stunning digital prints featuring iconic art from the original film movie posters. This collection pays homage to the iconic wardrobe worn in the film which remains etched in cinematic history. Each piece reflects the elegance and allure of the costumes and vintage fashion of the era of the film from the unforgettable white one-piece swimsuit to the sophisticated 1950s silhouettes that defined the character's style.

[lemonwisp]

Yeah so. Yeah. Um yeah. Wow yeah. Uh mhm. That sure happened.

this is why we can’t have nice things

[dreamingofleon]

i always think about how brad did jennifer and i cry every single time they were so “perfect” together. the rise and the fall of a relationship that she was deeply in love with was destroyed by a selfish man. jenn was never the same.

[emerald-dragonflame]

Ah, I now have 2 different versions of brain-rot: Baldur's Gate brain rot, and Monster Hunter International brain rot (then again, that second one tends to just come in waves anyway), so I thought, why not mix the two things? Thus I give you, through fae magic bullshit, Julie Shackleford and Owen Pitt in Baldur's Gate 3.

Considering I thought it would be way too easy to just keep them human and give them appropriate classes that suited their personalities, I decided this is supposed to be a "fell into a portal and now I'm in another world" kind of story-line. I thought it would be fun to play with the idea that with portal jumping came new bodies that they have to adjust to, along with the new world they'd need to explore.

Making Julie a tiefling sorceress was probably the easiest decision ever, with a +2 CHA bonus, and magic she needs to learn to control, it fit her way too well. Making Owen a brass dragonborn barbarian, however, came about because of the body horror element. Imagine waking up with one less digit on each limb, your face twisted into an unfamiliar shape, fangs spouting from your gums making it hard to speak, and your legs contorting to the point you can't walk as you used to... that's what it would be like waking up in a completely different species body, and I adore the idea of how Owen would learn to live with his new body.

Julie kinda goes through the same thing, I mean, growing a tail, horns, and fangs is also pretty messed up, but at least she still looks somewhat human. She still looks like herself.

Also, I didn't realized this until halfway through rendering this piece, that I took a lot of unintentional inspiration from @the-derpy-dragon's drakkin character Xander for Owen's design... My bad, I hope you take that more as flattery than imitation.

Anywho, enough blathering, I did a little sketch of them as humans as well to get a nice contrast of what they looked like before the portal jump.

[flexingtyger99]

The Pitt - Rob Willis

[damemirrianofoccident]

MHI as Various Posts.

Because I'm re-reading it and I'll probably be posting a lot about it.

Owen:

Julie:

Trip:

Holly:

Harbinger:

Myers:

Franks:

[viewsfunfictionreality]

Louis de Pointe du Lac

The curious case of representation

We know because he told us, we would suspect had he not - Brad Pitt hated playing Louis and we hated the man we saw on screen

In the strictly heterosexual universe of QotD (2002), there is no Louis only confusion

And then, came what you call a pleasant surprise, 2022 IWTV, Mr Anderson Sir

[alexanderpearce]

that girl from the wicker man was in that gayass doctor who episode 😭😭

[honeybadger-hibachi]

There is a blorbo you talk about and I don’t remember his name or where he’s from but I know he’s THERE

Forgive me for my poor memory 😭

Ah! Owen Zastava Pitt from Monster Hunter International, my absolute favorite character of all time.

I could literally talk about him for hours, but I'll spare your poor eyes.

[harkthorn]

Small sketch of a green dragon from D&D

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[taxi-davis]

[ef-1]

Brad Pitt's new movie released it's first poster!!!!Wow! So cool!!! Anyway reminder that Brad Pitt physically assaulted Angelina Jolie and his kids on a plane (deliberately so that they had nowhere to run) he choked multiple of his children when they tried to defend their mother and spent the next few hours emptying the planes bottles of beer and red wine on their fucking heads. His kids are literally filing to have his last name dropped before they even turn 18.

Also reminder that Brad Pitt, who both stars in and is producing the film, is banking on YOU as a motorsport fan to be a built-in audience for this project. Don't do it. Seeing a cameo of the drivers for a few seconds is not worth the moral forfeit of giving this literal monster your money and support.

[emerald-dragonflame]

Owen Pitt (Monster Hunter World)

After a couple of days playing Monster Hunter World again (and reading Monster Hunter: Fever) I really really wanted to make some crossover art of the two franchises, lol.

Ironically, despite their similar names, Monster Hunter International (the series where Owen is from) and Monster Hunter World (The world I have placed him in) are two very different I.P.s. With MHI being a more character driven book series that only pretends to be dumb action books, and MHW just being a really good "go kill that big ass fire lizard and try not to die faint to many times" game series.

So what better way to have my cake and eat it, too, than to merge the two together.

So I gave Owen the Nergigante Gamma Armor set (since I feel it fits his edgy burly badass, but not quite emo, style) and gave him the Terror Tyrannos Switch Axe. I thought that the switch axe would be a really good fit for him, it being somewhat complicated, but not as bad as the charge blade (though I do believe he would eventually switch). Due to his main weapon in Monster Hunter International being a Saiga 12 gauge auto (close range gun with a lot of ass behind it) named Abomination, I feel like he would choose a pretty close range, heavy hitting, semi-quick weapon if he were a character in Monster Hunter World. So I thought the switch axe would be a perfect fit.

At any rate, I'll quit being autistic, and hope you enjoy my take of Owen in MHW.

If you want, I'll go into more depth on how I would do a story like this, but only if y'all ask