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If we as a society keep letting 12-17 year old girls listen to Lana del Rey they’re all gonna end up like Chelsea in The White Lotus

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The only problem with season 3 of The White Lotus is that the show is made for people who enjoy reading and there are too many people watching it now that only read restaurant menus.

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Can Langdon pass Dr. Robby one of the Xanax’s I KNOW he’s got that man’s about to crash out fr

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If Margret Encino was in Severance she would have destroyed Lumon in season one, just saying.

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Am finishing up Severance and cannot wait to lose desire to watch any new television for the next six months and instead watch Doctor Who four more times🤞🩷 I am truly blessed💖💞

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YUKI RUUUNNN YUKI SAVE YOURSELF YUKI PLEASEE SAVE YOURSELF YOU DONT HAVE TO BE THE HERO YUKIIIIII

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I regularly think about the transcendent piece of literature provided to use by Nick Miller: “Shall I compare thee to a summers day, no a summers day is not a bitch.”

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ALLEGEDLY people have been saying that Langdon is the people’s princess. Now I wanna give him a big fat kiss on the lips as much as the next gal, but we must acknowledge that the real peoples princess is Mel King. Long live the queen.

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It’s actually pissing me off so bad how yall switched up so bad once Liam Lawson got in that red bull seat. When checo was there it was his fault he couldn’t keep up with max, but now that it’s Liam SEVERELY underperforming it’s the cars fault… yea okay.

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I only took coding in middle school but I’m like 70% certain I could run the graphics for the sprint quali rn better than whoever else is charge what is even going on

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Today is a terrible day for Oscar piastri fans. Give your Oscar piastri loving family members an extra long hug and perhaps a warm drink.

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The giver by Sarah Kinsey son (thot son) or the giver by Chappell Roan daughter (gay daughter)

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Hello all I’m gonna assign righteous gemstones characters mitski songs (except i took it way too seriously)

Eli: Two Slow Dancers

“And the ground has been slowing pulling us back down / You see it in both our skin / We get a few years and then it wants us back / It would be a hundred times easier / If we were young again / But as it is and it is / To think that things could stay the same”

Baby Billy: Remember My Name

“I need someone to remember me / I need something bigger than the sky / Hold it in my arms and know it’s mine / Just how many stars will I need to hang around me / To finally call it heaven?”

Keefe: Thursday Girl

“Glory, glory, glory to the night / It shows me what I am / I’m not happy or sad / Just up or down / And always bad / Tell me no / Tell me no / Tell me no / Tell me no / Somebody please tell me no

BJ: I Bet on Losing Dogs

“My baby, my baby / You’re my baby say it to me / Baby, my baby / Tell your baby that I’m your baby / I bet on losing dogs / I know they’re losing and I pay for my place by the ring / Where I’ll be looking in their eyes eyes when their down / I’ll be there on their side / I’m losing by their side”

Jesse: Real Men

“Little boys cry and look around for comfort / And always get what they want / Little boys see toys and say I can take that / Oh, you are my little boy”

Judy: Love Me More

“I wish that this would go away / But when I’m done singin’ this song / I will have to find something else / To do keep me here / Something to keep me here … I need you love me more / Love me more, love me more / Love enough to drown it out / Drown it out, drown me out”

Gideon: There’s Nothing Left for You

“There’s nothing left for you / Nothing in this room / Try and go outside / Nothing waits for you / You had it once before / Not anymore / So go on to that sweetheart’s door / And find a new you / Give her all the love you saved for it / You could touch fire , you could fly / It was your right, it was your life

Ok that’s all for now thank you

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Up until two weeks ago I knew this man only as Greg Heffley’s father. Now I cannot escape him. I decided to watch Dallas Buyers Club. Wow there is, hi Greg Heffley’s dad. The I decide to watch the White Lotus a couple days after that because I’ve never seen it. And there he is in season one. After I’m caught up on The White Lotus I decide to watch The Righteous Gemstones cause I’ve never seen that either. And there he is are you joking me? I feel like I’m going insane. Everywhere I go he is there.

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The next season of The White Lotus should have the entire cast of New Girl reprise their roles and be guests visiting after Coach wins a national competitive pancake eating contest and is awarded with an all expenses paid vacation for two (the others sneak in and they all have to share the honeymoon creek for the duration of the week). Also the season is in Mexico and Nick has PTSD from being arrested so he thinks everyone in their vicinity is trying to handcuff him.

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Now that I’ve been marinating with the most recent episode of The Pitt I’m actually FAWKING PISSED they set Langdon and Mel up for such a lovely working relationship what the FAWK was that even for.

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LANGDON NO LANGDON NO THIS ISNT YOU. I KNOW IVE ONLY KNOWN YOU FOR LIKE EIGHT HOURS BUT THIS IS YOU. LANGDON NO WHAT ABOUT OUR CHILDREN LANGDON.