#Pirates of the Caribbean Franchise

[written-in-sunshine]

Hello! I’m Key, and this is my commission sheet! All of the necessary information for commissioning me is here, and I’d appreciate it if you could take a look before shooting me a message! Here is my Ao3 For Reference! Mobile Friendly Information! Please see the aforementioned link for Will/Won't Write List and Ships I Will/Won't Write List!

GUIDELINES

Please read my Will Not Write section thoroughly. Just because something is on the list doesn’t mean that I dislike or don’t support it, but there are things on that list that I just don’t have enough interest in writing. That said, things on my Will Write list do not inherently mean that I support or like it. 

Currently, the only fandoms listed that I will write for are Resident Evil Biohazard/Village/4 Remake, Sonic Live Action Movies, Sonic Creepypastas (.EXE, Rewrite, Sink), Blair Witch, Pirates of the Caribbean, and Saw (All Movies). This is because they are current hyperfixations for me and I am more capable of writing for them without issue.

I will allow up to three edits of less than 300 words before those incur a fee. If I interpreted your prompt wrong entirely, please let me know. If the confusion was on my part, no fee for a total rewrite will be incurred.

Please message me before filling out the form for a commission. I’d like to discuss particulars about certain topics and things and I’d like to approve the commission beforehand.

If given artistic freedom for a prompt, I will write how I naturally write the characters. I am willing to take direction for how you want characters to be written. I would prefer not to go against canon to the point of completely erasing a character’s identity. This does not count for certain kink scenarios (Bimbofication and other mind-altering things).

This is a kink-friendly account. I will not harass others over their fictional tastes and I do not support harassing anyone for any reason. I will write things that will make you uncomfortable. I will write things that are dead dove: do not eat. I will write a whole host of things and if that upsets you, please find someone else to commission. I am also willing to write kinks that are not mine! Please keep this in mind!

I predominantly write romance, smut, fluff, and angst, but can try my hand at other genres. 

I do not mind aging characters up for smut, and I will write any manner of ship type from m/f, m/m/, f/f, to polyamory. Please keep in mind that a fee will incur for more than 4 characters in a ship per every 1k words. If your ship includes 6 people then I will require at least 1,500 words minimum to write them. Smut for that many will be over 2,000 words easily.

For prompts, I will accept up to five words, two sentences, or a small paragraph of what you would like for me to write. Please try to be as concise as possible.

I will not start your commission until the upfront $15 for the first 500 words is paid. Once that is paid, I will begin and you will only be charged for the rest once the fic is completely finished and edited. I tend to add 100+ words to things in the editing process, as a heads-up. Payment can be made via PayPal, Venmo, and CashApp.

[gilmores-glorious-blog]

shoutout to the couple that gave every bisexual person some sort of an awakening

[nico-di-genova]

Just saw Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl in theaters for the first time.

Shout out to these two bitches for continuing to prove my bisexuality. May their hold over me never be released.

[carolina-reaper]

currently re-watching PoTC with my wife gf and it will never not be funny to me that, yes, even though we have bad guys like Davy Jones, Salazar, and Blackbeard, the main, ever-looming villain of this franchise is....... the British Empire.

[rattenmann]

so after extensive research (two nerds texting each other about their interests) me and @goddessofstupdity have determined that Mercer would have a very low chance at killing a xenomorph unless he had 2100s era weapons and was on a planet or a spaceship thats larger than the nostromo, while Beckett would die almost immediately if he encountered a xenomorph. However, Mercer would have a pretty likely chance at killing a predator (basing that off of the fact that Naru, who is the main character of Prey 2022, has around the same weapons and beat a predator that was cheating) while Beckett would survive due to the fact that killing him would go against the predators moral codes (he's too weak and it just would be too unfair a fight even if he had a weapon)

[thewistlingbadger]

William turner was never a pirate, and he never will be a pirate. William joins jack Sparrow in the first movie to free Elizabeth. William joins jack Sparrow in the second two movies to free his father. He has never loved the seas, the treasure, the women, the freedom, whatever it is that makes someone a pirate. William values his honor and his dearest connections above all else. He's not a pirate. The fact that the narrative dooms him to be on the sea for the rest of eternity is devastating. It's even MORE tragic when you consider Elizabeth. Elizabeth has duality to her. She's always been a rich, posh woman but in my opinion it was always clear that she wanted more to her life. Adventure that could not be found in upper class British society. Repeatedly, we see her act like a pirate and enjoy it! She loves the seas, the thrill- she'll never admit it but it's so obvious. So the fact that it's WILL, who has never wanted to be a pirate, that's cursed to the sea and not Elizabeth...man it hurts (I'm not saying she should have been the captain of the Dutchman). They're cursed to always be apart, even when they love eachother so much. It hurts. It hurts so much it makes you question the curse. Like, ok. Will has to stay on the Dutchman and can't port. Why can't Elizabeth be a part of his crew? We can't she sail on a separate ship and tag along with will? Why doesn't Elizabeth become a pirate? How does she stay away from the sea entirely throughout the course of her husband's curse? She's canonically THE PIRATE KING. I understand that being a pirate may have never been what she wanted, but would she seriously not become one JUST to be with her husband. I don't understand why. Instead the characters are forced to be unhappy. William is forced to miss out on the ENTIRETY of his son's life. Elizabeth is forced to be single mother who's married but essentially has no husband.

[afkinzz]

I asked my friend to guess the sexuality’s of Lotr/potc characters and the moment I showed them will they went “loser Bi” and I have never heard something so real in all my life

[l0serr00]

Movie haul

I got all of these for $1 each at a thrift store :3 I’m so happy

[jetcorax]

do you see my vision

[imaginepirates]

Every norribeth au ever is either "they lived happily ever after" or "she crushed his heart and soul", and that's good and all, but I propose a different route:

They're in Port Royal. They get married, like they're expected to. They're good friends. The marriage is just a cover, though, because they're both seeing other people (Lizzie with Will, James with Jack) and they cover for each other constantly because oh! The social taboos! The Governor's daughter and a blacksmith? Preposterous! The commodore and a goddamn pirate? Unthinkable!

They're a sassy pair of bitches and can act completely in love when the situation calls for it, but at the end of the day, they're having the last laugh and a fist-bump because they've damn well fooled society into thinking they're the perfect married couple.

[thewiglesswonder]

Did anyone else spend hours looking at images and concept art of Davy Jones’ crew, appreciating the unique attention and detail they gave to each of his sailors?

Yes. Yes I did.

[theomenmedia]

A New Pirates Of The Caribbean Film Without Johnny Depp Is Reportedly In The Works; What Could That Mean For the Franchise Going Forward!

"Pirates of the Caribbean" might soon embark on a new adventure, but without Johnny Depp. Can the franchise survive without Captain Jack Sparrow?

Read the full article here: https://www.theomenmedia.com/post/pirates-of-the-caribbean-sets-sail-without-johnny-depp-what-this-means-for-the-franchise

[saunteredserpent]

[lauriel816]

Wait turns out it’s pirates of the caribbean 20th anniversary… oh god it brought me back those memories of sitting in front of the television in awe of captain jack sparrow clumsily avoiding and parrying the blows all those skeletons and supernatural beings threw at him with the epic he’s a pirate playing in the background. The mix of stunning imagination and advanced technology culminated in a huge success. I really miss these fantastic movies from twenty years ago

[heresmyhyperfixations]

Don't mind me, I'm just creating a pattern of not being interested in watching movie series. That is until I learn that a side character in the fourth movie is played by an actor I like, then watching only that movie.

[figures4fun]

Stranger tides ahead!