#Pineapple Cake Near Me

[sherwees]

pizza pizza

cw : very corny pizza boy porn scenario, deepthroating, dumbification, a tinsy tiny bit of fluff, you could tell I had fun with this, colors and links made the fic fun in the process, hendery employee of the month, hendery monster cock, does semen and pizza go together (no? okay then.)

apart of the nct corny porn plots series!

you were hungry as hell.

your stomach caved in with every growl, the intro to that one adult swim show with that one white guy and his friends and it's just beer beer and beer. is that seriously what men only drank? it made your stomach churn, great.. now you were nauseous and hungry.

rolling over sighing, you break your back into an uncanny angle to grab your phone from the floor. you sighed in relief when it came out unblemished, it probably fell when you were having a tantrum earlier about every restaurant being closed.

only little caesars was open.

and you cried.

who wants a greasy pie with cheese and whatever topping, possibly meat in the middle of the night. it'll probably just leave you uncomfortably full and queasy. even the thought at the grease caked up around your mouth was.. ew.. there was a lone chinese restaurant open too but.. just no.

ah yes, maybe you could try going to sleep.

never mind, another fuckass chipotle ad played.

your ears perked to the sizzling and contemporary deep male voice whilst scrolling past an arby's ad, your stomach growled.. to a fucking meat sandwich. oh you were near starvation.

you called up the nearest shop, the receiver sighed before he said, “welcome to.. little caesars.. uhm, how could I help you?” he sounded bummed out but his tone made you roll on your stomach and kick your legs.

“hmmm..– he huffed at your voice– excuse me?”

“what?”

“why'd you do that?”

“do what?”

“THAT.”

he sighs, giving a full visual of the overworked male slumping his shoulders. “do.. what?” the last syllable was dragged out with tiredness.

“you fucking–you let out a dramatic exasperated sigh, attempting to mock him–at me.”

“well maybe–” he paused his objection and realized his actions based off the sudden drop of his tone. “wait.. sorry. uh, I'm just stressed–” he possibly scratched his head based off the small pause. “what do you want..?”

“uhm,” you mumbled, “do you guys still have the pineapple pizza.. urm, special after midnight offer..” it was the cheapest thing on the menu.

“we surely do!” he said weirdly sultry but playfully at the same time. for some reason, an idea popped into your mind.

“um.. what's the total?” you audibly stifled a giggle.

“um.. 7.57.” he mocked you but you didn't process it until way after you got off the phone.

“also.. can you send your hotte–”

“it's only me.” he deadpanned. your smile and giggles dropped, well damn bitch.

“oh.” you hung up and threw your phone across the bed. that was.. uh. em.. urm.. embarrassing. but now you had to wait, confront, apologize to this poor man you managed to stress out within a sentence, go to bed, probably not even eat the pizza, poke the pineapples out and feel embarrassed for the rest of your life.

you spaced out, thinking about the scenarios and possible circumstances you'll take just for him to forgive you. maybe, the second you open the door, you throw yourself into his arms.. maybe, give him a 100 dollar tip.. kiss him.. kill him, hmmmm.. singing confessions II by usher?

the 100 dollar trick will definitely work, but let's double it down to a 20 or a 10.. but first, you gotta find your wallet.

you scrambled to your kitchen to find your purse, rummaging through your lotions, vaselines, lip glosses, car and house keys and finally.. your wallet. opening it, you're met with an array of mismatched cards; victoria secret, bath and body works, marianos..? uhm anyways, your drivers license and your card!

did they take card though?

who even carries bills anymore?

the doorbell rang.

“it's pouring out here! can you open up please, I have your pizza and I really don't wanna get it wet..” his baritone yet desperate voice called from outside the door. you panicked for a bit, hands frantically searching through your papers before you sighed, trudging towards the door.

opening the door, you nearly folded inward at the most delectable man you've ever seen right in front your very eyes. he was literally drenched, his orange shirt clung to his torso; his collar bones being his most prominent feature and the extrusive trail of his abs.

you finally met eyes with him, his brown hair was dewy and besides the vivid familiar smell of pizza, you picked up the scent of rain and nature from him.

why are his eyes so big too..

his nose was really cute and perky too,

ew.. are you checking out the delivery man?!

“pizza! pizza! your double delight.. uh.. hot and ready for a bite!” hendery (you now noticed his name tag) sing-songed, swaying his figure slightly to the imaginary beat.

“here's my card!” he tsked and sighed, gripping the pizza box which you now noticed was weirdly close to his crotch.

“now, why would I take your card..?” he tilted his head with an eyebrow raise, placing one of his hands on his hip.

“because it's the way I'm pay–” hendery rolled his eyes, quite dramatically at your rebuttal and actual stupidness. who the fuck thinks that delivery drivers– especially from a cheap restaurant like little caesars would be carrying a fuckass card reader, that's more for chick fil a.

“does it look like I have a card reader?!” he said monotonous, you noticed that he said it slowly as if you were stupid or something.

oh shit.

his eyes zoned in on your curves before they trailed up to your face, “how bout this, since you're so pretty..” he looked down at the box, sucking his bottom lip before looking back up at you.

“I'll give you it for free, it's on me sweetheart..” his pearly whites flashed for a second in a chaste smile.

“wait? really?!” your stomach dropped in excitement. he reveled in your happiness, he swore your smile was the prettiest.

“they call me the employee of the month for a reason..” hendery said, leaning on the door with the pizza box still tight to his crotch. “how about I come inside, it's pouring out here..” his eyes drifted to the rain jumping off the pavement then back to you with a slight smirk.

“a gift for a gift, yeah?” without waiting for your response, he stepped in with a mischievous grin.

“well, okay then..” you muttered, making sure to keep your eyes on the strange male whilst you shuffle behind him to shut the door.

there was something keeping the box ajar. through the slit, it looked like a tip of something, uhm.. that's not his dick right?

let's hope it's a container of garlic butter.

“uhm, what's that..” the tip of your finger nudged at the foreign object poking out, he hissed at the contact. genuinely, you cannot explain how you felt in that moment. shock, confusion, maybe a bit of terror ran through your body, you tried to pull away but his calloused hand gripped your wrist.

his other hand flicked open the pizza box, was that a pineapple ring around his dick?! your jaw fucking rolled to the ground, why was it so wide, so elongated and veiny and the worst part was.. THAT SHIT WAS LEAKING ALL OVER YOUR PIZZA.

“bro, you're leaking all over my pizza! I was fucking starving!” you whined, snatching the pizza box from his hands and throwing it on the ground.

“well, if you insist..” his hand went to your waist and squeezed before lowering you to your knees slowly. “have a taste..?” his other hand rubbed his massive member leisurely, positioning his cockhead at your pouty lips. “come on now..” he took the pineapple off and threw it on the ground.

you were hesitative, but you at least have to meet him in the middle. you obliged and opened your mouth, looking up at him; you noticed the sharpness of his jaw line. goddamn, he was hot. kitty licking his salty and sweet tip, a blob of precum landed on your top lip causing you to flinch.

he giggled at that. bitchass.

the hand at the back of your hand coerced your head forward, the tang of sweat ran through your taste buds. the taste of pineapple and salt became stronger as he pushed forward and stretched your mouth past your limits, you shivered and moaned. hendery's hand wrapped around your jaw before pressing on your neck, feeling around the bulge of his hefty cock through your skin.

“you're so hungry~ hm?” he ridiculed you before pulling back a bit and slamming himself back in. “don't worry, I'll make sure you're satisfied.” he gripped your locks before maneuvering your head harshly on his member, using your mouth like a cock sleeve.

you gagged, choked and flailed around but he didn't let up, his tip rubbed your tonsils sore. his abdomen was flush with your nose before he pulled out, a trail of spit, phlegm and precum followed.

your face was warm with tears and spit, you looked up at him; he was smirking. hendery suddenly yanked you up and pushed you against the wall, he played with the strings of your pyjama pants. “so fucking cute,” he murmured whilst squeezed your cheeks, his hand was as big as your fucking head.

“tell me what you want, honey..”

“I want my pizz–”

“damn, you'll get your pizza soon!” hendery yelled with wide eyes, shoving his thumb in your mouth. “shit, you're like a fuckin’ baby..” his salty digit rubbed a circle on your tongue, your teeth instinctively grazed the skin of the digit before biting down on it lightly. damn, you were hungry. his free hand shoved your fluffy pants to the floor with a small thud, you winced at the contact of his clammy hand fondling your ass.

it was his turn to fall to his knees, his hands fell to your thighs to squeeze and massage them before he shoved his face inbetween your legs. his tongue spread through your folds, sucking on your clit like a baby bottle.

you moaned and writhed but still had a sense of embarrassment of the sounds that resounded off the walls. he looked up at you with those fuckass doe eyes, you nearly fumbled into a ball of nothing right there. his left moved to your ass but his right stayed at your thighs, your head spun from his doings.

he then started to become reluctant, his eyes rolled back multiple times; immersing himself in the flavors of your savory juices. to be honest, the sounds of him slurping makes you want a baja blast from taco bell.

you just don't know why either.

“fuck do you think you could take me, princess?” hendery pulled away, his mouth messy with slick and a trail of drool dripping and clinging to his chin.

pulling you out of your baja blast daydream, hendery's eyes looked eager and bigg-ER like what the fuck? was he giving you puppy eyes?!

“uhm..” you looked down at his cock, it twitched like it was waving at you. “I'll see.” you shrugged and hendery fucking SMILED. again.

oh my gosh, he's so cuteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

hendery stood up, the height difference was now more intimidating now. you only had view of his neck once he came closer, you were kinda upset but lightened (and tightened) up once his bulbous tip rubbed against your damp hole. you could already tell that he was too big, his tip felt heavy..

“wait..!” you screamed before he pushed in, hendery sighed before looking down at you. his brown pupils bored into your uncertain ones, “what if you tear through my ass and create two holes like some king louis xiv shit..” he gave you another fuckass smile but this one was reassuring, you giggled unironically.

“you'll be fine!” he rolled his eyes but this time with a playful intention and kissed your forehead. after almost going into shock, he pushes himself in; you both grunt at the first contact. the smooth ridges of your pussy gripped him so well, practically milking him; hendery even looked at you to see if you noticed but your eyes were shut trying to accommodate to the monster's intrusion.

his shoulders slumped, guess he'll go easy on you. but you were so beautiful when you struggled.. hendery decided to test the waters once he sheathed at your cervix, he craned his neck to bite yours. you only whimpered and helped once he started to pick up a slow, steady pace just for you. the string in your stomach started to get tangled and soon break, you even started to tear up from the waves of ecstasy that launched throughout your body like mini sparklers.

sooner than later, he started pounding into you and everything around you felt humid.. your inner thighs were a sticky mess, it felt like your neck was being sucked by a vacuum and pricked by a toothpick and coated with hendery's slobber mixed with yours. you didn't even realize your mouth was agape, close it.

“sweetheart– holy shit!” you must've clenched around him or something, you didn't know what was what anymore. you might've even been deranged from the fucking monster cock that alternated your intestines functions and forms. “you're taking me so we-ll..” hendery's voice cracked a bit at the end. his jaw was unhinged, eyes shut until he looked down at the connection of your bodies.

hendery's cock swelled and twitched inside of you, emitting another moan from you and causing you to position your leg up higher. you literally wanted him embedded inside of you at this point.

“I think I'm gon–” you cut yourself off once that one particular thrust threw you off the edge. hendery's abdomen tensed when your walls pulsated around him in an erratic, yet unsteady rhythm. but the thing is, your high wasn't as long lived because once your post nut clarity hit you harder than that one ball during gym class in middle school.

you were fucking.. the pizza man.. in the middle of the night.

LIKE A FUCKING PORNO?

man oh man, you were in the fucking gutter, deep in it.. you felt like there was an audience of ghosts making fun of you, this was so fucking embarassing.

hendery pulled out of you with a pop, everything was black. did you go blind?! oh no, you just had your eyes shut. you opened them and gasped once you realized, the dick was so good, you thought you went blind. he started to gather himself but he snatched glances at you like he wanted to say something or do something. but you only stared at the stairs, what else did he expect?

he was only a delivery boy after all.

“deadass..” you croaked out of the blue, a lazy smile forming at the edge of your lips as you pondered on the unknown idea. hope resonated in his soul and visibly on his face when he turned around. “what if you tried the jizz pizza? the one you had your cock all over earlier..” you asked confidently and with a hint of curiosity, your foot nudged at his with a small snort.

hendery looked at the box, then looked at you with reassurance. it's not like you were daring him or holding him at gun point, it was just question. but something urged him in his heart that made him want to please you for some reason, like he needed to.

“are you serious?” he questioned, concern and something else you couldn't sense was etched in his features.

“yeah, try the jizz pizza!”

taglist : @haechansbbg

[cyborg-franky]

\o/ Franky, this looks so fun - I hope this is all the parts needed, thank you for doing this =3

Character: Marco Dress/Outfit : loose dress? No suits and ties, but nice clothes, kind of, idk like a flowy formal beachwear vibe? Pick two colours: silver and blue Big or small wedding: small Season: [fall wedding? Summer?] spring or late summer/early fall Food and drink? tropical - lots of fruits and sweet drinks

Today is a rough day for me, so even if someone else already beat me to the Marco punch, I still had fun just filling out the form =D Lookin' forward to seeing what comes of these ❤️

Yesssss. I hope you like the below <3

You both wanted a small wedding, but you knew it would be near impossible with a found family as big as the Whitebeard Pirates, And that was when Marco came up with a plan. You’d have a big celebration, a ‘pre-wedding-wedding’ to which everyone was invited. It was drinking and eating, and the cake Thatch and his division had made was enough to feed the fleets of people that the crew consisted of.

The day after, though, was when you had your much smaller and more intimate gathering. The real wedding. Flowers of blues decorated the beach, the tables, and the chairs. Silver garlands and ribbons tied neatly around everything, Izou had been the one to decorate. Izou hadn’t been sold on a beachfront wedding until he was given control of the event and went wild.

It was early fall, and there was a slight nip in the air, but it was pleasant. Those you considered your closest friends all gathered for the ceremony. Everyone dressed in nice but casual beach-themed outfits: blues, silvers, and whites. The colours were classic and elegant, even with the pineapple centrepieces and garish touches.

Your outfit was cute. Friends teased Marco about his choices, but he’d never been the best at finding things that matched. He just liked what he liked; he still looked so damn handsome though. 

The wedding was lovely, and everyone had a good time. They ate fruit, and spit-roasted meat, and drank numerous neon-coloured drinks that were sweet and spicey.

Afterwards, when the sun had set, everyone sat around the blue-flamed campfire and toasted to the pair of you, wishing you lifelong happiness as you watched the blue flames dance in the firepit.

[I gave you options of outfit <3<3]

[autisticlancemcclain]

Hunk is awoken, quite rudely in his opinion, by the slam of a door, an all-too-loud “HAPPY BIRTHDAY, HUNK!” and the unmistakably painful feeling of his dumbass best friend’s bony ass running and jumping straight on his poor, unsuspecting body.

“I hate you,” Hunk says, once he’s recovered his breath and his body no longer feels like one giant bruise. (How someone who is essentially a bean stalk can cause so much damage is beyond him.) “Like, not joking.”

Lance squiggles around until he’s lying comfortably (still on Hunk’s person, the little shit), grinning sunnily with his hands tucked under his chin. “False. You love me. You think I am charming.”

“I think you’re a menace,” Hunk responds, but doesn’t argue the first part. As much as Lance is a giant pain in the ass, Hunk really does love him.

Ugh.

“I will, however, judo flip you onto the cold hard floor if you don’t get off me in three seconds.”

Hearing the genuine threat in Hunk’s voice (it is not the first or last time Hunk has picked Lance up like a sack of flour and thrown him on the nearest soft surface), Lance scrambles to comply, sitting at the edge of the bed and pouting.

“You’re being mean. You’re a meanie.”

Hunk smirks. “Can’t call me names on my birthday.”

Lance rolls his eyes. “Whatever, butthead. Hurry up and get dressed so you can meet everybody in the kitchen for Birthday Boy Breakfast. I kept Shiro and Keith out of the kitchen at gunpoint, so the food is actually edible.”

Hunk thinks back to the thick black smoke that had filled the castle halls the one and only time Shiro was allowed near the stove, and the still-there hole in the ceiling from Keith’s only attempt.

“Good call.”

“Yep. Only the best for you, Hunky.”

———

Hunk gets ready as slowly as he possibly can, just to be contrary. Also as revenge for Lance body-slamming him, but mostly just because he thinks it’s funny. He is pretty excited, though, so he doesn’t take too long.

He likes celebrating with his family. They may be a group of weirdos who do strange things like break into his workshop at the dead of night to reorganise everything like nocturnal cleaning fairies (thanks, Pidge), but still. It’s always fun.

He’s greeted by a chorus of birthday wishes the second he steps foot in the kitchen, tackled by Allura and Pidge in a hug that nearly knocks him clean off his feet.

“Thanks, guys,” he says, grinning.

Shiro smiles warmly at him, patting him on the back as he sits down and sliding a slice of cake in front of him.

“Lance made sure I had nothing to do with it,” he promises. He glares playfully at the man in question, who has no qualms about sticking his tongue out like an eight year old.

“Everybody say ‘thank you, Lance, for ensuring we don’t get poisoned’,” Lance teases.

“Rude!” Shiro exclaims, at the same time everyone thanks Lance as loudly as possible.

Hunk is shaking his head fondly as he takes a bite, so he’s distracted, and so the flavour of the cake is something of a surprise. He has to close his eyes in bliss as the sharp sweetness reminds him so achingly of home.

“How did you manage to make this taste like pineapple?”

“That was me,” Pidge says, pushing her glasses up her nose and smirking. “With the endless and terrifying power granted to me by the universe, I created for you of my own magical hands a small taste of home —”

“She has been trying through trial and error to genetically engineer a pineapple for six months,” Keith interjects drily. “I was the taste tester. I have tasted some horrors that are truly beyond your comprehension. Happy birthday.”

“Hey!” Pidge complains. She looks to Coran. “Coran, he stole my thunder!”

Coran smiles. “Yes, dear. I heard.”

She glares as Keith smirks at her. “Do something!”

“What would you like me to do?”

“Well, you either ground him or I fight him, so there’s two options. And my fists are already up.”

When Coran fails to do anything other than snort in amusement, Pidge stays true to her word, lunging for Keith, whose expression shifts rapidly from smug to terrified. He shrieks (Pidge is small and Pidge is vicious), sprinting to hide behind Allura, who immediately says “I do not love you enough to take that particular bullet for you,” and shoves him back in Pidge’s direction.

God, space birthdays are the fuckin’ best. Nowhere else in the universe does Hunk get to watch this much stupid drama take place unironically as he eats cake.

He in Lance watch in amusement as Pidge does her level best to murder Keith without actually killing him as Allura shouts encouragement. Coran cuts himself a large slice of cake, totally nonplussed by Keith’s yells of betrayal.

It takes Shiro longer than usual to separate them. Keith must have pissed him off, recently.

“Best birthday ever,” Hunk says pleasantly, once everyone has finally made their way to the table.

He means it.

[digitalmidnight]

Overall experience with going to the Kirby Cafe in Tokyo

Retelling my personal experience with booking and going to the Kirby café (it's really good)

Reservations

To get a reservation, I had to get to their reservation website asap and sign up for a time. To get a reservation in September, I had to make a reservation early in August. By the time I got to the page, the only time available for the Kirby Cafe that overlapped with the trip was the latest time slot for Sept. 1st. Because my timezone is PST, I had to stay up until 2am to do the reservation.

Hardest part I came across was having to write my name in Katakana because I didn't have any easy access to a katakana keyboard. I was able to find one only and copy and paste it in. The reservation website has an English option, so there wasn't any confusion on my part (though the English was a little broken at times).

They also asked if it was for a birthday and if there was any requests. I said no, however I am curious what would have happened if I lied and said yes.

Emails

After booking the reservation, I got an email confirmation with a code, number of people, and the fact I didn't make any requests for a birthday or anything.

A few nights before I did get an email saying stuff about a time change, which alarmed me, until I saw the email say the last time to change reservations was in 2021. It was an email from Covid times, and my time slot for the Kirby Cafe was still safe.

And then, the night before, I got another email reminder. It said the same thing as the previous email.

Arriving

The Kirby Cafe is located under the Tokyo Skytree, at the very base. It's outside, but it's still semi-connected to the big mall there.

Kirby and Waddle Dee are there to greet you, and you can see Whispy Woods through the window. There was a person who was getting people's reservation stuff. We asked them and they confirmed who we were then told us to come back 5 minutes before our time.

Kirby Cafe store in the mall

Inside the mall there's a separate Kirby Cafe giftshop with slightly different things to the gift shop in the restaurant.

It's located right across from the Pokémon center. There's some Kirby stuff in there that isn't related to the Kirby Cafe, like a dreamy gears puzzle and some of the newest Kirby light novels (I couldn't read it, but I snuck a few peeks at the Samurai Kirby light novel)

Strangely, there's another store near a different entrance to the same mall that sells Game and Anime stuff that had more general Kirby stuff than the Cafe shop. It's where I got Bandana Waddle Dee! There's also Kirby stuff in lots and lots of stores in Japan, so it's not too hard to find Kirby stuff. The Cafe will also be limited with characters besides Kirby, Chef Waddle Dee and Chef Kawasaki.

That said, the Cafe had lots of cute merchandise only available at the Cafe that was really good. I got this cute metal cup sleeve to keep my drinks cool there and a summer tote bag with Kirby swimming! There's also a Gacha machine with pins and small standees, so I recommend at least checking it out!

The receipt has a random cute Kirby picture! The clerk noticed the sheer amount of Waddle Dee on my person and said they liked Waddle Dee too and then pointed out my receipt also had Waddle Dee! They also took out the item I bought and confirmed with me that was the one I wanted.

The Cafe store also had drinks to buy! It comes with a kirby straw. Kirby can be taken off the straw and kept. (Kirby straw not in picture). The drink was really good and had jelly and whole pineapples in it. I got to pick the flavor, but not the design on top. (We went to the mall twice. Didn't get drink same day as Kirby Cafe.)

Going inside

Before we went inside we were sat on stools and the person explained some stuff in Japanese (then to us and another group in English). We could only order 1 Kirby Car cake and 1 lemon Parfait per group. Then we were brought in individually.

There's a photo station near the entrance with Kirby, Waddle Dee and some props! My parents got pics of me and my brother, then they took a picture of all of us (and I was complimented on my Waddle dee bag again)

We were then brought to our table and given the menu. It had the exact same items as on the website, so I already knew what I was getting. There's also a star that tells you what food comes with souvenirs next to the food with it, and you can choose which souvenier dish you want when there's multiple! We were able to quickly order, then were encouraged to take photos of the store.

We were also given water cups that the staff would refill during our stay. Not a lot of places do that here in Japan, so we were pleasantly surprised and grateful (especially with the heat and humidity)

The store was cute. The music was lively, yet calming. Everyone sounded joyous, including the staff. Whispy woods was dressed for summer and there were Itty bitty kirbys and Waddle Dees everywhere. There was this display with shadows that sometimes had the chefs get sucked up by Kirby or had Chef Kawasaki peek over jokingly. The lights were warm colored and there was fake vines and a chalkboard inside. It very much had a cafe vibe, while still being very kirby themed.

Speaking of the staff, they were all great. The ones that came to us spoke great English and were very helpful. They all pointed out the Kirby stuff some of us had on and helped explain anything that needed to be to my parents. They made doubly sure what we ordered was correct. There was no chance of miscommunication. They were wearing either Pink and Blue Hawaiian shirts with pineapples on them (no distinction between Gender. There were more blue shirts worn than pink, strangely.)

The food

Oh my goodness the food was amazing.

We received our drinks first. I ordered the iced chocolate au lait (basically, iced hot chocolate. Tasted just like chocolate milk) with Waddle Dee art and my mother ordered Doctor Kirbys secret research soda. The secret research soda includes instructions which you get to keep and the staff help explain to you what to do. You mix liquids in a potion and the eventually pour the potion over cotton candy into a big drink. My mom had fun doing it, and apparently it tasted delicious! There's videos of people doing it on YouTube. For privacy reasons, there's no Pic of it here, but rest assured that it was very very cool.

We all received our food at the same time. I only got 1 slice of pizza and my plate with the Waddle Dee burger, so I'll only talk about that.

The Waddle Dee Burger Meal was probably one of the best burgers I ever tasted. When I ordered it, I was apprehensive but willing to try it. I was weary because I'm not the biggest fan of Avocado, Chowder or Mushrooms, and I'm unfortunately very picky with texture.

The stars were tator tots and were as expected. The mushrooms on the pasta were eaten by my mother, so I have no comment on that. The pasta was pretty good, but I didn't quite get a taste of what flavor that star was. The chowder, which my Dad mistakenly told me was clam chowder, was actually a buttery corn chowder and tasted really good.

Now, for the burger itself, that thing bested my expectations. The meat itself was smaller yet thicker than a typical American burger. There were 3 slices(?) of avocado in it, cooked, and the bun was orange. I was fully expecting the sort of mediocre burger back home, with weird chunks in the meat, cooked veggies with a weird aftertaste, and for the bun to taste wholly of artificial flavorings.

The bun tasted like a bun. The color didn't give it a weird flavor. It was just a bun. The avocados were also barely tasted. They tasted good and different to what a normal avocado tastes like, so I assume some flavoring of some sort was added. The meat was fully cooked without any charred bits, and while soft it stayed together. It was moist to a point. I almost wonder if they mixed cheese or something into it. The flavor was great and not overwhelming in any direction. It was also the opposite of crunchy (which is why I'm calling it soft. The food isn't fuzzy it's just not crunchy). Each bite was easy to take. It was really, really good and I ate the whole thing very quickly.

I also had one slice of the four cheese pizza. My family devoured the rest of the half and half pizza before I was able to finish my burger and I had to plead to let me have at least one slice of the pizza. The four cheese pizza also tasted good, but was also soft. While this worked with the burger, it was a struggle to eat the pizza because it was floppy. The pizza was good. No cheese aftertaste which I get on the pizza back home. The honey it was served with worked very well. There wasn't really crust on top.

After dinner they cleared the plates and served desert. I was given the Lemon Parfait, but had to split it with the family because of the layers and wanting some room to try the Kirby Car Cake. The parfait was good! First I struggled to eat it because it looked too good, then I struggled because it was hard to scoop the ice cream on top without it sinking into the jelly around it.

I ended up getting the ice cream onto a different plate with one scoop of the spoon, then handed it to my brother who ate the part of the parfait with lemon slices. It was apparently good but he eats the whole lemon slice when given a drink with it on the side so... the ice cream itself was good. It had bits of sugar and mint on it and was a cool lemon flavor. The bottom of the parfait had more jelly and frozen grapes, which also tasted great.

The car cake jelly was soft. Now I know I keep saying everything at this cafe was soft, and I need to keep saying it because it surprised me. The cake looks like it should be hard given how shaped it was, but it's a bit softer than typical jelly and was strawberry flavored. His feet were bits of apple, the small stars sugar sprinkles, and his wheels chocolate. It also wasn't as sugary sweet as American cake, which is a good thing. It tasted like strawberry and vanilla without any artificially sweet aftertaste. I'd definitely advocate for getting and trying the cake. The cake is also different with the seasons, this one is summer's cake.

Paying

We got our bill along with all the souvenir stuff from the meal (already wrapped in boxes for protection on the plane) and went to the register in the gift shop. The gift shop was small, but had many things Kirby. Only Kirby Cafe stuff though.

I was able to get this cute glasses holder for my glasses. It came with a Waddle dee glasses cleaning cloth and was the perfect size for my bag. I also got this adorable Keychain for my bag (not Waddle dee this time. It was random and I got a sleepy kirby)

The only not Kirby cafe thing there was Magolor, who was by the cash register. The receipt also had a random kirby picture on the bottom. We paid for our food, said our thanks, and left.

Overall thoughts

It was great and I'm so happy I went. I'd say definitely try to go if you are a big Kirby fan. The food was good and cute. The menu changes with the seasons and games. The staff were nice and probably spoke the most English out of anywhere we had gone. The food itself far exceeded my expectations (and I'm a picky eater) so I'd say try it even if you aren't sure you'd like it.

The cafe is hard to get reservations for. However, I wouldn't feel too sad if you are unable to go. You can still get a Kirby drink and cafe items from the main mall store. There's also Kirby Cafe takeout items, so you can still get food and a souvenir!

The staff are all very nice and sweet, but if you are wearing anything Kirby expect to be perceived. I didn't mind it cause I dressed up specifically to be perceived, yet I know that can be a bit much for the more shy sort.

Everyone also expects pictures to be taken there. I saw people taking selfies with Kirby and Whispy Woods. Don't worry about being seen as silly, everyone there is a Kirby fan.

Anyways great restaurant. Cute vibes, nice staff, great food and amazing location. It was fun :)

Links:

Kirby Cafe main page

https://kirbycafe.jp/tokyo/

Reservations

https://kirbycafe-reserve.com/guest/tokyo/

[innytoes]

make more dark fantasy AU. please. pretty please. sugar please. there are children crying. Its me im children crying

I mean same, anon.

-Caleb just being completely obsessed with the jazz beat Alex showed him. He's pretty sure that's why it took so 'long' for the fairy to turn on him, he loved jazz.

-Alex was supposed to learn the drums to play in a nice, wholesome, Christian marching band and do the military drum beats for the army parades and scouts stuff but he learned the Fun Cool Music on the sly.

-The first several years Alex was in the fairy realm, he and Willie never exchanged a word. Like, when he was still having a good time, he'd spot Willie from across the room and think he was pretty, but he was always whisked away by a fairy who wanted to dance with him or Caleb who wanted him to play drums.

-Once he realises he made a big mistake, and it's too late to run, and his feet keep moving without his permission, his face in a smile that isn't his own, that's when he and Willie finally make contact. Every time he's nearing his breaking point and thinking he's going to go insane, Willie is there, whisking him out of someone else's arms, feeding him honey cakes, dancing with him to a song he hums in Alex' ear, slow and sweet and not at all what the music around them is, and he's practically holding Alex' body up, letting him rest.

-It's not until Caleb and the faeries disappear on some kind of hunt, who knows how long after, and he finally has control over his own limbs again, that Willie speaks. And then it's only a "come with me" as he leads Alex away, gently holding on to his fingers. And what is Alex going to do, not follow?

-They end up in some kind of room with a bed made out of moss. One of the musicians he saw was also there, already asleep, and oh god, there's more humans here? Willie just urged him into the bed and gently tucks him in and curls around him, and he's not sure how long they sleep but when he's woken up it's frantic and the boy with the lute - Luke, he introduces himself hastily - is dragging him up and away because its best not to keep Caleb waiting and he shouted he wanted music.

-Over the months, years, decades, he can't tell, he slowly learns more about who Luke and Willie are. Other humans come and go, and Alex sees just what can happen to the ones who do not stay on the fae's good side.

-Let's just say Caleb does Not like disco.

-Willie gets away with a lot more than the other humans can. And some of the lower ranking fairies seem to be almost afraid of him. Alex can never figure out quite how Caleb sees him though. Sometimes he acts like Willie is his child - usually when he wants affection or admiration - sometimes like Willie is a pet, and sometimes, the worst times, he takes his anger out on Willie in a way that is sometimes subtle, sometimes overt, and always terrifying.

-Once they live with the Molinas, Reggie is just dying to introduce the guys to things like Pizza and Poptarts and poprocks.

-The boys have very fucked up sleep schedules. Sometimes they don't sleep for days. Sometimes, worryingly, they do. Sometimes they sleep for 12 hours, raid the fridge, and go nap for another four.

-Willie biting into a pear and realising pears and pixie pears taste VERY different: excuse me but what the fuck is this?

He makes Reggie taste it and Reggie is like: yeah sorry buddy that's just what pears taste like here.

-On the other hand, pineapple is a new and exciting thing. For Luke, too, honestly.

-Carlos introduces him to Pixie Stix which have nothing to do with actual pixies but are Really Good and if you have 15 of them you have So Much Energy!!!!

-Willie being a Disney Princess. He can talk to birds. He makes friends with neighbourhood cats. Ray has a long conversation about how animal friends are outdoor friends after he came downstairs to find Willie on the sofa petting a raccoon in his lap and sharing a carrot with it.

-Look, Ray isn't saying now that he knows his kids have some kind of fairy changeling lineage that he's noticing things but... sometimes they are weirdly lucky, just like Rose was.

-And he's never had a green thumb... Rose's plant wall in the studio was close to death, until Carlos started going into the studio again. And they didn't truly perk up until Julie started playing music there again.

(Or maybe that's because Ray stopped overwatering the plants after Willie talked to him.)

-Reggie knows that he's not the only one with nightmares and trauma, okay, he knows that, but none of the other boys were hunted for sport and none of them have his weird aversion to horn sounds and bows and arrows. It makes things really awkward when Julie tries to show him nerdy movies he missed, like Lord of the Rings or the Hunger Games.

-Ray reads a lot of books and guides and studies on trauma informed parenting and how to help the boys, because he's pretty sure telling a therapist 'I was kidnapped to the fairy realm' is not going to give the kids the help they need.

-When Luke and Julie start dating, he's happy for them, though he does do the strict dad routine. Even though Luke is very old fashioned in a way that is charming and a little hilarious at times, given that his perception has been warped by hundreds of years of fae revelries. (Orgies? Eh, whatever. Getting to hold Julie's hand? Life changing, huge step.)

-The other guys seem happy for him. But the first time Luke falls asleep in Julie's room - innocently song writing, but he hadn't slept in two days and Julie's voice was so pretty and her bed was so soft - and she lets him stay, he wakes up to find the other boys demonstratively piled up on the floor around Julie's bed.

-Because Willie can't sleep without Luke there, so he bodily carried an already sleeping Alex to Julie's room. He was just about to go back for Reggie, but Reggie doesn't like sleeping alone either so he followed, dragging one of their blankets with him. And yeah, Julie has some explaining to do to Ray when he finds them like that the next morning. (The door was open! Luke was on top of the covers and she wasn't! They weren't even facing each other, dad!)

-Willie not quite knowing what to feel because on the one hand, relationships were very fluid among the fae and it's not like he has issues sharing. He never minded sharing Luke with Alex or Reggie. But then they were all together, and now, Luke and Julie keep disappearing together.

-And he's had Luke in his life the longest, and he doesn't know what to do with this new feeling inside him that makes him want to grab Luke and keep him away from everyone except his boys. And then he has a realisation that he's just like Caleb and he maybe hides out in the loft of the studio until Alex and Reggie find him and coax him down.

-Alex soothes him that he's nothing like Caleb, that being a little jealous when one of your friends pulls back because he's head over heels for someone is normal. That's the word for his feelings. Jealous.

-Reggie is very silent, and Willie flops on him and stares at him until Reggie starts petting his hair. And he realises that maybe Reggie is also jealous of Luke and Julie. And then he thinks back at how many times he and Alex have gone off on their own and thinks maybe Reggie is jealous of him and Alex as well. There's no more revelries where they are all together anymore. He should fix that. He doesn't want Reggie to feel what he's feeling.

-He makes extra sure to cuddle Reggie during that night's 'watching the tellyvision'. It also distracts him from wanting to hiss at Julie when she snuggles up to Luke and pull him away.

-Asking Ray about hosting revelries goes badly. He's pretty sure the modern human word for it is 'buzz kill'.

-As a compromise, Ray hosts a 'pizza party' which Willie is pretty sure is not comparable. He wants to pout, but then Ray mentions you can put pineapple on pizza and he's distracted.

-He talks to Alex about it all, because Alex is better at feelings and thinking. Reggie says he's better at Overthinking but Willie is pretty sure he's just jealous Alex can think of all the bad outcomes of their plans before they do them. (It doesn't stop them, but sometimes Alex does get to say 'I told you so', which is funny.)

-Alex tries to explain that things are different in the human world, that romantic and sexual relationships are between two people, usually. Alex is very cagey about answering Willie's question about whether or not he misses the other two boys, but finally Willie drags it out of him that yes, he does. But he also wants to be normal, and being with four people isn't normal, and he loves Willie and what they have.

-In response Willie pushes him through a wall, just to remind him they're Not Normal, and says they should kiss Reggie and Luke at the pizza party.

-Alex splutters and says they should ask first. He is also very insistent that there will be Nothing More Than Kissing at the pizza party, and Willie pouts. Ray already had that talk with him, thanks. Humans were so weird, they invented the most amazing ways to have fun (skateboards! Tellyvisions! Dubstep!) but were so boring in other areas.

-The pizza party was a success. He and Luke were Very Excited about the Pineapple Pizza. Reggie looked in heaven. Even Alex seemed to forget he was nervous about tonight as he stuffed an entire slice of pizza into his face. Alex was so talented.

-So around the last slice he asks Reggie if he can kiss him, and Reggie splutters and is confused, and Willie says he misses him, and Ray won't host any revelries and he wants to kiss him and Alex said he had to ask first.

-And Reggie looks at Luke and Julie and he looks conflicted and for a moment Willie is scared that Reggie doesn't actually miss them at all, he just wants Luke and Julie, and he's ready to teleport away and hide when Reggie says yes.

-The kiss is sweet and tastes vaguely of pizza. They have a very long talk and Reggie admits he'd missed them too but didn't want to intrude. He'd come to them last, he understood if Willie chose Alex, and Luke and Julie were clearly meant to be.

-Willie cuts him off and pulls him close and is like: you're ours and we're yours.

-Luke is looking very, very conflicted, and Julie looks like she's trying to understand, like when Willie tried to teach her a fae dance. He knows he should not anger their hosts, that's like the first thing he learned, but he can't help it and pouts over Reggie's shoulder: "Julie, you need to share."

-And Julie paused, and then nods. "Okay."

-And Luke is shocked, and Reggie and Alex seem shocked, but Willie is just pleased, and he leans over so he can kiss Luke as well, and finally the tight, sour feeling in his chest goes away and all is well.

-And if a few weeks later, Julie comes into the studio holding Reggie's hand and declaring Willie has to share, Willie is fine with that.

[bunbeeplays]

The Lemon Legacy: Generation 1, Chapter 85 - The Bach Bash Part 2

Drew later heads upstairs to use the restroom when they see someone all by themselves.

Drew: Libby, right? You doing okay?

Libby: Yeah, yeah. Just needed a minute alone.

Drew: I can respect that. I'll get out of your hair.

Libby: No, it's okay, you can stay.

Libby: I, uh, I didn't want to bring this up and make Ophelia feel bad for me, but I broke up with my girlfriend this morning.

Drew: Sorry to hear it.

Libby: It's for the best. We had different interests. Y'know, I like pineapple on pizza, she likes cheating on me with her ex.

Libby: Oh Watcher, I'm sorry, that's the juice talking. I'm happy for Ophelia and I'm over her, really I am, I just don't want to bring her down tonight.

Drew: I'm sorry that happened, that's really shitty. It's okay if you're not in a party mood, I party hard enough for two.

Drew: Any friend of Ophelia's is a friend of mine. If you want to chill out here, that's cool, but when you're ready, I'll be there to hype you up on the dance floor. That's what we party animals do.

Libby: Thanks, Drew. You're sweet. No wonder Ophelia thinks so highly of you.

After a while, you know Ophelia would want to give it a crack.

Ophelia: Come on, pleeeeaaaase?

Marcie: Haha, why not?

Drew: CHUG CHUG CHUG!

Joaquin: Go, babe! Get that bride blasted!

Oh no. I know that face all too well.

Marcie: Ophelia? Are you-

The answer is no. Marcie should really be used to spit up by now, but it's not as cute coming from an adult.

Marcie: Oh Watcher!

Marcie fumbles and accidentally dumps Ophelia's juiced ass on the ground.

Marcie can't help but laugh.

Marcie: I think you and Xander need to stick to cups!

Ophelia groans and stands back up.

Ophelia: I'm the bride, gravity shouldn't apply to me!

Ophelia: Bartender! One Sea of Fire please!

Xander: Fancy, I like it.

Ophelia: Hey, you only get married once. Hopefully.

After a few more sips, Ophelia is properly sloshed. Xander's not doing much better. She easily dips him.

Ophelia: We're gonna be marrrrrriiiiiieeeed.

The two sloppily make out, as if half the people they know aren't 5 feet away.

Ophelia: Watcher, you look good tonight. I wanna rip that stupid flannel shirt right off of you.

Xander: What are you suggesting, Miss Lemon?

Ophelia: You have any condoms?

Xander: No.

Ophelia: Me neither. Oh well.

The party roars on until it's time for Marcie and Joaquin to pick up their kids.

Marcie: Moses, right? Have you seen the happy couple? Joaquin and I wanted to say goodbye.

Moses: Sorry, love, haven't seen those two for a while.

Marcie: Weird, me either.

The future newlyweds somehow managed to end up on the beach near the now abandoned plaza in town. They were originally going to go for a juiced late-night swim… but they got distracted while changing and Xander… slipped.

It's a beautiful night. Perfect for some public woohoo.

Part of Ophelia wants to be embarrassed for being so shameless but a bigger and hornier part of her doesn't care. The chill of the autumn night on her bare skin as she rides her future husband feels incredible. She's never felt more connected to Xander, more in love.

Ophelia gasps as Xander releases inside her. They've never not used a condom before, so it's a new, but welcome sensation.

Xander: Did you finish, baby?

Ophelia: Yeah. I don't think I need to ask you the same.

Xander: Sorry.

Ophelia: No, no, it felt good.

Ophelia: That was fun. I always have fun with you.

Xander: Me too, Lemon Cake.

Ophelia hugs Xander, her buzz making her feel a little silly.

Ophelia: Do you think anyone saw my butt?

Xander: If they did, now they know I'm marrying the woman with the best butt in Tartosa.

Ophelia: I love you, Xander. Thanks for being mine.

Xander: I love you too, Ophelia. Thanks for being mine.

As the two enjoy the night in each other's arms, Ophelia starts to sober up and her mind can't help but wander…

[squishmallow36]

It's all I wish to hear tonight, and you're all I wish to be, and this is how we all fall - Chapter Two

Summary: the garvar fic has turned garvarioli! We've done a bit of a time skip because I didn't want to write the dating and the blushing and the getting to know each other blah blah blah. So now they're just in a relationship and the fact I didn't feel the need to slowburn it is astonishing to me. Anyway Garwin's gonna be joining the Neverseen officially. Yeah that's pretty much the whole plot.

Word count: 3011

TW: drug mention, murder mention, implied sex, swearing. This is the farthest into pg-13 territory I've gone but these idiots demand it.

Taglist (lmk if you want to be added/removed!): @stellar-lune @faggot-friday @kamikothe1and0lny @nyxpixels @florida-preposterously @poppinspop @uni-seahorse-572 @solreefs @remember-me-in-another-time @rusted-phone-calls @when-wax-wings-melt @good-old-fashioned-lover-boy7 @dexter-dizzknees @abubble125 @hi-imgrapes @callum-hunt-is-bisexual @xanadaus @callas-pancake-tree @hi-my-name-is-awesome @katniss-elizabeth-chase @arson-anarchy-death @dizzeners @thefoxysnake

The people who aren't on my taglist and I'm sorry for bothering you but you lost your minds on the last chapter so uh you did this to yourself (?): @camelspit @tw-5

On Ao3 (users only because, you know, AI) or below the cut

Previous chapter in case you missed it, but you don't really need it to read this :)

    “You know, if you ignore all the work camps, Sadlitzagvadtka is a lovely place,” Alvar remarks. 

    Ruy’s laugh drags Garwin’s attention from the bubbling Eventide River, bright green as it crashes against the rocks. 

    “I mean, you could say the same thing about the USSR,” Garwin muses. 

    “Yes, but we ignore those parallels, love. I don’t want to have to send you to the gulag.” Alvar replies, crossing one leg over the other as he takes a sip of his choyi. 

    Much like most of the foods of the non-Forbidden Cities, choyi looks nothing like how it tastes. The sludgy green slime is in a direct contrast to its strawberry lemonade milkshake flavor. Although how it doesn’t curdle is apparently “beyond human comprehension.”

    That’s just code for “we don’t know and we don’t want to admit it.” It was annoying at first, but it’s kind of become a running joke. 

    What the rest of the Neverseen doesn’t seem to grasp is that he does the same thing to them whenever he doesn’t feel like telling them about some cursed human shit. 

    They absolutely lost their shit when he told them about Twinkies. If they can’t handle apocalypse-proof snack cakes, there’s a hundred other food crimes several points higher on a logarithmic scale they won’t be able to conceptualize without their pathetic little elvin brains shattering. 

     Like pineapple on pizza. 

    Garwin can’t physically have less of an opinion, but the idea of having to explain the concept to elves makes him want to jump off a cliff. And not in the Sophie-teleportation way. 

    Hey--don’t think about that bitch. First she’s accepted into Yale with a full scholarship and now she has four abilities. Apparently she’s some sort of science experiment. I hope they transposed a decimal place. 

    “What am I in for tomorrow?” Garwin asks after a moment of silence. 

    Alvar opens his mouth, but Ruy interrupts him before he gets the chance. “Cállate, mi vida. Sharing any details would be a violation of the Neverseen code article seven, section three, ‘the council is always watching so don’t discuss confidential shit in public.’”

    “I call bullshit. You people are nowhere near organized enough to have an official code.”

    “Well, yes,” Alvar concedes. “But it’s more fun if you don’t know what’s going to happen. Besides, I’m sure Fintan has cooked up some interesting changes from when we swore fealty, so anything we tell you could be completely wrong by now.”

    “Yes, but I’m sure at least one of you have been involved in the planning,” Garwin argues. 

    “We can neither confirm nor deny that,” Ruy says, admitting his guilt. 

    Garwin rolls his eyes. I picked these dumbasses over going to a nice, normal, human, non-ivy league school ? I mean--at least there’s no finals. I guess. 

    He takes a sip of his choyi.

    “I promise it won’t be that painful,” Alvar says in an effort to remedy the situation, earning himself a glare from Ruy. 

    Garwin leans forward, head resting in his cupped hands. “And when did you become such a goody little two shoes rule follower, Exilium boy?”

    Ruy rolls his eyes behind his addler, because of course he has it on. We’re in public--well, sort of, as there literally aren’t any ogres in a hundred foot radius--and that means we’ve gotta wear the addler. 

    It’s like how Garwin also conditioned himself to wear the same sweatshirt almost every single day one school year like it’s his own personal security blanket but we don’t talk about that. 

    But now the elves have stupid capes, so that solves that problem. Even if he doesn’t have an officially licensed Neverseen cape until probably tomorrow. Unless there’s some elaborate scheme being planned. Which of course there will be. This is what happens when you take three or more gay idiots and tell them to plan something. 

    If it ain’t absolute batshit, what’s the fucking point? 

    Alvar’s smile falls as he pulls out his Imparter. He must be getting harassed once again. This is why Garwin doesn’t have one. Well, that, and the fact that he’s not a legal resident of the Lost Cities. Same thing. 

    “Y’all can see that I’m busy right now so I can’t answer a hail, right?” he says tiredly. 

    “Yes, indeed.” Garwin throws back the last of his choyi, smiling. 

    “The Fork Man wants me for some shit and I’m having a good day, so he will be getting ignored for a while. Are we really sure I can’t come out to the Bullshit?” 

    “Bullshit” is Garwin’s nickname for the Black Swan because it both represents their ideology and, at least in English, they can be abbreviated the same way. At least his pathetic short human life will be worth something, even if it is just an inside joke that’s more explanation than it’s worth. 

    “You know what Fintan’s orders are, and if you don’t wanna get burnt to a crisp, I’d recommend following them. Now, that doesn’t mean he knows what he’s doing. It’s just a matter of self preservation. I don’t make the rules around here. If I did, we’d have to replace more Councillors than just the one.”

    Alvar rolls his eyes at his Imparter. “The Fork Man is being very insistent. I have a feeling I’m gonna have to drop you two off at home and talk to him. Be prepared for some shit to be going down soon, regardless of whether or not I have a chance to share details.” He turns to his imparter, inventing new swear words just to curse at the Fork. 

    Like he said, Alvar drops Ruy and Garwin off at “home”--their assigned room at a Neverseen facility Garwin’s not allowed to know any details about--to much argument. He shan’t be allowed to have all the fun without them but alas, ‘tis the way the world works sometimes. 

    The next morning, Garwin sleepily blinks himself back to the land of the living, snuggled into the crook of Ruy’s neck, but there’s no Alvar to be found. 

    He better fucking be okay. 

    Ruy’s hand absently twirls Garwin’s hair, and when he notices that Garwin is slightly less dead to the world than usual, he smiles. “Good morning, Sleeping Beauty.”

    “It’s still morning? Damn. Guess I gotta go back to sleep. Need my beauty rest.”

    “Bitch, no amount of sleep is gonna help.”

    Garwin huffs, turning away from Ruy. “Fuck you.”

    “So soon after last night, mi amor?”

    Garwin leans back to look at him. “You’re insufferable, you know that?”     

    “Yeah.” Ruy presses a soft kiss to his lips. God damn. If you weren’t so fucking hot, J wouldn’t put up with you. Love you, Rue. 

 ��  Garwin kisses him again, pulling him close. 

    Ruy gently pushes him back. “Finny’s gonna be pissed if we miss the prescheduled time.”

    “Fuck Finny.”

    “Look, I get that you’re polyam. I know, no shit, Sherlock. But there is no way I’m going anywhere near him or near you again if you do. Man’s got his own harem.”

    “Ooh, please do elaborate.” 

    “Let’s see…I’ve heard rumors that he and Bronte are or were a thing. Not sure if they’re still a thing though, considering the war crimes, but it wouldn’t surprise me if they were. And then have you ever wondered about the alliance with the Ogres? Dimitar. Fintan. Yeah. Then there’s Fallon, one of the original three Councillors. And I’m not completely sure on this one but there’s a prisoner in Lumenaria and I’ve got mixed evidence but I don’t doubt it. Uh, then there’s J.R.R. Tolkien. You might’ve heard of him because he’s a human. And how could we forget Shakespeare. He’s…also a human. If I remember correctly. I’m sure there’s more that I’m missing because I have actively tried to ignore everything, but yeah.”

    With each name, Garwin regrets his life choices more and more. And more. “What the fuck do you mean Shakespeare? Like, the one of the William variety? The playwright?” 

    “Yeah. Sometimes Finny drops into iambic pentameter just to make us suffer. Are you really sure you want to be exposed to all of the Neverseen drama?”

    “Might gouge my eyes out but, eh, whatever. Sounds fun. If Yale doesn’t want me I guess I’ll have to cause large amounts of havoc instead.”

    Ruy smiles. “I’m going to go foraging for some semblance of a breakfast that doesn’t taste like dogshit. Don’t cause too much havoc while I’m gone.”

    “No promises.”

    Ruy shakes his head as he gets up, joints singing the song of his people--the Rice Crispy elves. 

    Garwin throws on some clothes and inhales breakfast before he’s led to a hideout he’s never seen before. 

    This one is really fucking bleak and really fucking disappointing. There’s probably tetanus on every surface of the grimy, ragged brick walls. It’s the exact kind of place where you should expect to have your body never found, but honestly if they’ve waited this long to kill him, that’s kind of their own poor planning. 

    A set of stairs leads into the even more murder-y looking abyss below. 

    Having no better options, Garwin slowly begins to make his way down without slipping on the mossy, uneven stairs and falling and bonking his head and dying. 

    At the bottom, he finds a room, larger than it seems like it should be, lit entirely by flickering, yellow candlelight. It catches on bottles of what appears to be wine set into racks every few feet or so. 

    He will never admit that this reminds him of a short story he was forced to read--and perhaps even enjoyed reading--in ninth grade English. 

    As Garwin steps closer to the middle of the room where a space has haphazardly cleared, he notices the first of many cloaked figures, white eyed lapels glowing in the dim light.

    In total, around a dozen figures surround him, and he searches for Ruy in the crowd. Well, it’s not exactly a crowd, per se, but it feels like one in the cramped space. 

    It doesn’t take much effort to find him, with his long, dark hair curling out and escaping the hood. 

    That being said, Garwin can tell who most of the figures are without trying. From Umber’s absolutely sunny disposition to Fintan’s concave ass, it’s not exactly difficult. It’s just a little dissatisfying that Alvar isn’t there.

    Fintan lowers his hood like it’s some huge reveal, whispering ominously, “Garwin Chang. You wish to join our order?”

    Garwin nods. “That’s…kind of why I’m down here. Although these wine bottles do look like they could be some fun.”

    A low, overprotective growl echoes behind him as his fingers trace the label written in fancy Trollish. One of the many, many languages not on Duolingo that no one bothered to teach him how to read. Hell, most of the time he can barely read English but that’s an issue for a different day. 

    “I trust you know you’re the first non-member of an intelligent species to join our ranks in a long while,” Fintan says. Garwin’s hand falls to his side. 

    “I wouldn’t exactly call Ruy intelligent, but okay.”

    That got a couple of snickers out of the crowd and a death glare from Ruy despite most of his face being cast in shadow. 

    “Well, you got me there. I was prepared to make a convoluted line of reasoning like I’m hopped up on a cola before all of those pesky safety regulations were introduced, but you made it for me instead.”

    Wait, is he an old man bitching about New Coke or is referring to when the recipe had cocaine? Or just…caffeine? And sugar? Any of the above interpretations are fucking hilarious, so it doesn’t matter which is true. But that doesn’t mean there isn’t an objectively best answer. 

    “The rest of the requirements are simple: do you promise to do everything in your power to help our world?”

    “Yeah, sure. Why not?” Garwin shrugs, smirking. 

    “Convince me.” Fintan’s icy gaze stares into Garwin’s soul. A threat behind his words.

    “I’ve been seeing Alvar and Ruy for months on end now. Do you really think I would go through all of that if I wasn’t committed? I could’ve blackmailed my way into a Yale scholarship long ago, but I’ve stayed. And for what? Because I almost care about this place not being a shithole. Also because there aren’t any taxes but we don’t need to mention that.”

    “Yeah, the cost of living is real fucking low when you’re mooching off of Alvar,” Ruy mutters. 

    Cállate. 

    …Holy fuck, Ruy has infected my brain. I don’t like this. How dare he keep sprinkling Spanish into everyday conversation? It’s like he wants to prove that he’s not an idiot to this human idiot because he knows, like, four words in a human language.     

    In reality, it’s because he lived in an undisclosed Spanish-speaking country during his time at Exilium and hasn’t broken the habit. But why be reasonable when you can be petty and bitter because he knows more Spanish than you do even after taking it for three years? 

    To be completely fair, he didn’t pay attention and convinced a kid to send him pictures of the homework and cheated on the tests, but in his defense, he didn’t realize he’d need it later in life. At least Google Translate exists all of its glorious inaccuracy. 

    “I bestow upon thee thou official codename: Elay.” Fintan says, bowing his head. “Alvar came up with it so don’t ask me what it means. Normally each person gets to pick out their own, but he was insistent and it’s not important enough to me to argue with him.”

    Yeah, that sounds about right. Gonna have to ask Alvar about it later. Maybe he’s avoiding me because he doesn’t want a full interrogation in the middle of this murder chamber. Yeah--let’s go with that. It’s better than imagining him in a Black Swan murder chamber. 

    Fintan takes a metal rod and heats it until it glows a faint red, bright in the dim light, knighting Garwin. And thankfully not sizzling his ears off in the process. 

    Fintan nods at a hooded figure Garwin only knows by his codename and that he’s a guster. “Trix, if you please?”

    Trix hands Garwin a bundle of dark fabric, emblazoned with a bright white eye. 

    It unfolds like the little bitch folded things always are, causing unattached pieces of concerningly neon fabric to fall to the ground. 

    As Garwin reaches to pick them up, it becomes all too clear that they’re not only bright pink and orange but also a very, very 80s leotard and legwarmers.

    What the actual everliving fuck?

    …and also maybe Fintan did mean New Coke. 

    It’s up to the stars above to decide which is a worse revelation. 

    “You know, Ruy, if you wanted me to wear this, you could’ve just asked. No need for all of this.”

    Ruy flips him off. He’s probably glare-smiling behind the hood though. 

    Garwin drapes the cloak part of the Neverseen uniform around his shoulders. It’s wonderfully heavy, like a weighted blanket, but surprisingly breathable. It’s probably made from a gnomish fabric which is weird because the gnomes hate their guts as much as plants are capable of hate. 

    And now I’ll finally be allowed to know why that is.

     The crowd begins shifting around him, escaping slowly up the narrow steps and light leaping away to god knows where, and soon only Ruy and Garwin are left. 

    “I got an update from Alvar,” Ruy smiles mischievously. “This should be a fun first assignment for you.”

     No fewer than three light leaps later, Garwin is in the Lodestar system, standing in front of a blonde boy with ice blue eyes. He’s immediately recognizable from Alvar’s stash of pictures he keeps to pretend like he’s still connected to his family. 

    He also knows Sophie, a regrettable decision. 

    “Meet our new son: Keefe,” Alvar says, mussing his hair. 

    Keefe flinches away. “Bitch, I’m literally only, like, six years younger than you,” he complains. “Also hasn’t my dad fucked your dad?” He puts air quotes around both uses of “Dad.” Fun family dynamic and it hasn’t even been five minutes yet. 

    “I do believe I was the one who told you about that.” Alvar turns to Ruy and Garwin. “I’ll take first shift babysitting.”

    “Nonsense. I don’t trust Garwin nearly enough to be by himself and you’ve been up all night causing problems and destroying half of Ravagog--”

    “--which is a perfectly normal way to spend an evening, thank you very much.”

    “--so you will be going home and you will take a nap. I’ll make sure Blondie here doesn’t have any tricks up his sleeve.”

    There’s a glint on Alvar’s eye that looks like he wants to argue, but a yawn cuts him off before he gets the chance. 

    Garwin almost has to physically drag him back home, partially from him being tired and partially from him not wanting to go to bed because some days he acts like a toddler. 

    “Sorry I couldn’t be at your coronation today.”

    Garwin kisses his cheek. “Don’t worry about it. I’m sure sooner or later, Ruy’s gonna end up doing a whole reenactment except I actually get walled into the wine cellar this time.”

    Alvar laughs halfheartedly. 

    “And, besides. It’s not like it’s gonna change much. Do I still hate the elvin government? Yes. Is the Bullshit still a bunch of useless dumbasses? Yes. Are you still going to tell me shit that’s way above my pay grade? Abso-fucking-lutely. It’s just now I don’t have to steal your cape when it’s cold out. But I will anyway for old times’ sake.” 

    “Unmapped stars, you’re such a little shit.”

    Well, if you can’t make your boyfriend regret being with you, what’s the fucking point? 

  “And yet you’ve repeatedly chosen to not leave me to die in the middle of the neutral territories. So who’s the real winner here?”

    Alvar sighs, shaking his head. 

    God damn, he’s cute when he’s annoyed. 

[mgothix]

i hate overeating

im not even a true rexxie cant go a day without eating what a pig would eat.. i think i had not joking 3000 calories i thought i deserved it because i walked 10k steps and went to a water park where I walked more and swam so i probably burned 500 calories today but the amount i ate was so fucking much. DO NOT PUT MY ASS NEAR A BUFFET ILL EAT EVERYTHING DAWG😭😭😭

i didn't count cals but if someone can help me figure out an estimate that would be great

breakfast:

about 60g of plain vanilla yogurt, 3 slices of watermelon, 6 slices of honeydew, 4 pieces of pineapple.(these pieces and slices were quiet thin so keep that in mind)

1 boiled egg, around 50g scrambled eggs, 50g of cooked/sauteed mushrooms, 50g of cottage cheese

lunch:

3 small glasses of full sugar lemonade (like shot glass type of small)

5 pieces of honeydew

dinner(downhill):

greek salad(ate so much olive oil and feta cheese)

greek moussaka

1/2 of a grilled potato and grilled onions and pepper

2 pieces of cake(these slices were small but its the one thing that made me overeat)

AFTER DINNER:

apple

a can of beer

BUFFET TIME 😭:

120ish? grams of nachos with cheese and guac and cream

ceviche 60g

small fruit tart

shirley temple (only a few sips)

4 or 3 oreos

cheese pasta 60-70g

3 slices of watermelon

small piece of chocolate

some fries like 40g(maybe less)

the thing that makes me so upset is that i literally didnt have to eat so much and no one else ate as much as me so i have no idea why i did... im starving myself for the next two days just to make up for this... i literally am so ashamed i started off so well too and i couldve just said no... i miss yhe days where id continuously starve and i could do it... i keep telling myself tomorrow will be different but i keep overeating and i see it in my body im gaining so much and its so hard to keep control

[victorluvsalice]

-->After that, the true chores of the day could begin – starting with Alice getting her bake on! I had her start by using the sweet batter she already had on hand to make strawberry fizz cupcakes, then had her make some more sweet batter in the stand mixer before using some leftover dough on a blueberry pie. While she was cooking, Smiler came back from the dump and Victor finished up his upgrade, so I sent them both to tend to the greenhouse – unfortunately, that one dahlia flower was still glitched-weedy, and Smiler kept getting stuck in a weeding loop every time they went near it. >( Meeh. I had them and Victor do what they could for the other plants (just a bit of watering and weeding of those plants that COULD be cleared) – Victor ended up finishing first, and I decided he could be the one to feed the chickens and clean the coop today. I know he’s usually the plant guy, but it does everyone good to switch things around sometimes! Alice, for her part, finished up her first batch of food and got sent to clean Moory’s shed and poor dirty Moory herself – though I had to stop her trying to eat Toothy the cowplant’s cake midway through. *sigh* One of these days I’m going to LET one of you get eaten, and then you’ll learn...

-->Anyway – she fed the cowplant, then went and cleaned Moory and refilled her feed with prairie grass hay to keep the cow happy. Along the way, she indicated she wanted to cook some waffles (a picture of the waffle iron appeared in her activity queue anyway), so I looked through the options and decided she should cook some pumpkin spice ones – something different, and it would use up the pumpkin in the fridge! While she finished in the shed, Victor finished cleaning the chicken coop and decided he wanted pineapple pizza for breakfast, which I allowed because it amused me. XD I then checked in on Smiler, broke them out of another perma-weeding loop, had them go around and get a few key crops (soybeans, black beans, plasma fruit, pineapples, poison fireleaves, noxious elderberries), then had them snag a bottle of fizzy plasma from the greenhouse fridge to drink while they worked on super-selling the rest of the produce. Though I did end up having them also snag some taro root and garlic first, because taro root is also good for making flour, and I didn’t think they’d ever actually HARVESTED any of the garlic they’d planted. Might as well, right? That’s what it’s there for! Happily, all this harvesting and super-selling actually maxed out their gardening skill, which is cool. :D Now the house has two super-gardeners to take care of all the plants!

-->With the garden all taken care of, Smiler got sent upstairs to go play a little Sim Scuffle (I think it’s everyone’s favorite game in this household), while Alice finished up her chores with Moory and went in to make her pumpkin spice waffles as Victor finished breakfast. Only for her to then immediately have to go OUT again because her werewolf temperaments made her feel like the walls were closing in on her. *sigh* I thought about having her indulge in some zoomies, but as the waffles were going to be done very soon, I figured it wasn’t worth it it (you never know how long zoomies are going to take, and the interaction can’t be canceled, sooo). Instead, I had her dig around in the yard for a bit (she snagged a sample of utranium for her efforts – pretty sure she already has that in her little collection, but always nice to get something while scavenging!), while Victor took advantage of the oven being free to bake some everything bagels (as I figured it would be nice to have something from him in the stand too). Once I was sure she was okay to come back in, I had her go back to the kitchen to collect her waffles and have some artful foccacia for breakfast (as Victor knee-walked to the bathroom, poor guy) –

-->And then, made sure both she and Victor had a piece of forbidden candy from the jar in the kitchen! Reason being, I learned from – okay, I actually don't recall now if it was an onlyabidoang video or a Petey Plays It video, but one of them did a video that showed how having one piece will give Sims an energized moodlet and actually REFILL THEIR ENERGY NEED AND KEEP IT FULL while the moodlet is active. (Have two in a 24-hour period, however, and you lose the benefit as your Sims become uncomfortable.) As Victor and Alice are always getting tired at odd times because of the weird hours they keep, this seemed like a great way to keep them happy and awake while they were out and about! :D Once they were officially Energized by ghost sugar, I had Alice head to the porch to grab the painting Felipe Sisson recently made on the easel out there (he visited during the party Smiler had a little while ago and painted something before he left – it was actually a really nice painting, I’ll have to give it back to him at some point) before sending her to the downstairs bathroom to use the toilet then lick herself clean. Victor, for his part, was kept busy by using the various pet poops he had in his inventory to fertilize a few plants close to evolution. XD Look, I had to get them out of the poor guy’s pockets! He came back as Alice somber-howled her way to lower Fury (didn’t want any inconvenient rampages while they were out and about) – and with everyone sorted, it was time to hit Hare Square in Windenburg with the Van Liddelton Snacks stand!

[bellalampwickrossi]

Disney : The Wedding by my friend Levi

Whoever convinced Tigerlily and Lampwick to have everything set up on the day of the wedding was delusional. Of course, this was their own idea. They thought it would make things more exciting that way.

"Where's Tigerlily!?" Lampwick exclaimed as he stood there in his suit.

The guests and attendees were rushing about, setting up the tiger lillies and yelling about the time they had left. It was a real mess.

"You can't see her yet. They say seeing the bride in her dress before the wedding is bad luck", Bella, Lampwick's younger sister (and flower girl) hissed.

He glared at her as she was dusting off her ruby sleeveless dress with a lace floral pattern that followed the outlines of the dress.

"Is it so bad that I wanna see my future wife a wee bit earlier?" he grumbled in annoyance.

He was told to just wait and he watched as the chairs were set up by the boys of Neverland, their chosen setting for this special occasion. The bridesmaids, Alice and Eilonwy, were getting all giddy at the thought of their best friend finally becoming a wife. The bridesmaids wore strapless dresses, the top half being similar to the design of Bella's dress, though the lower had a slit at the side and lacked any patterns. Luckily, it was rather hot that day so none of them complained about the dresses of choice. They did little twirls in front of each other, enhancing the excitement surrounding this occasion. Lampwick simply rolled his eyes, irritated by how long this was taking. Alexander, the groomsman, checked on his friend by giving him a pat on the back.

"It's your special day! Don't show such a grumpy face!" he exclaimed.

"But everything feels so much slower", he'd grumble.

"Slow..?"

Then they both look at everyone struggling to finish the decorations, yelling about the time. Alexander would giggle, thankful that he's the only one who heard Lampwick.

"I think you're the only one here who thinks that there's too much time."

"I guess I can't say much. You guys were sweet enough to do this on short notice…"

"Ain't that what friends are for?"

The two men smiled at each other, checking their golden pocket watches. It was almost time.

Suddenly, every guest rushed to their positions, but the cake still wasn't here yet. It was supposed to be pineapple flavoured, Tigerlily's favourite. Lampwick felt that sharp burst of energy, giddy at the idea of finally seeing his bride.

Suddenly, the music began to play as Tigerlily emerged with her father as he walked her down the aisle. The guests watched in awe at how beautiful she was in her traditional strapless lime green dress that emphasised that radiant beauty of hers. Hard To Hit, the ring bearer, stood near the altar and flashed his soon-to-be brother-in-law a smile, and Lampwick smiled back. Jane Darling, the maid of honour, waited with the bridesmaids and her girlfriend , Shanti, nervous about the decorations, hoping nothing would fall apart. Gepetto held his wife, Carina’s hand lovingly as she shed tears at the sight of her son. Her little boy is becoming a responsible man. Tigerlily stopped and stood in front of Lampwick as they gave each other loving eyes. They held each other’s hands, feeling the warmth being shared between them. The officiant cleared his throat.

“We’re gathered here today to celebrate the marriage between Lampwick-“

“Ahem, can we get to the vows already?” Lampwick interrupted.

The officiant sighed and skipped to the end. Tigerlily simply chuckled, typical of him to do that.

“The couple have written their own vows to be read…”

Lampwick smiled as he took out his own paper.

“Tigerlily, you’re the Swell-est girl I’ve ever met. You’ve always seen the good in me even when other people called me a troublemaker. I love you, and I promise to be your husband ‘til death do us part”, he said with teary eyes, a huge grin plastered across his face.

“Lampwick, through all the obstacles, I have loved you, and still do, no matter what happened. You’re my best friend and I promise to love you for the rest of my life”, she responded with a soft tone.

Everyone sniffled at the beautiful moment, then the officiant said “You may kiss the bride.”

And so, they did, feeling so much love and joy through that one kiss while their friends and family cheered. They turned to face the crowd and he lifted her up into his arms, carrying her down the aisle.

[emptybamboogirl88]

From Sacrifice to…Fancy Shmancy Ice Cream: Fulfilling Immigrant Dreams

It’s always a fun challenge to condense everything you want to express into one, single comic panel. This week, I decided to tackle one again.

So, did I actually spend $85 on six pints of ice cream? Yes because Jeni’s Ice Cream is SO delicious and I really want to try the homemade banana bread and pineapple upside down cake which are not available anywhere near me. So, delivery it is.

Did my husband think me insane? Yes. But, he has his Transformers and I have my…fancy shmancy ice cream.

Also, my birthday and Mother’s Day are coming up. Gifts of appreciation for myself are well deserved ????

[source]

[blue-slxt]

blue 🩵 my love ✨ for the 123 questions i would love to know:

11) Hogwarts house

31) What's your favorite type of cake?

36) Would you rather live near the mountains or near the beach?

47) Do you believe in astrology

55) Are you scared of space?

60) Is the ocean or space scarier?

66) What was the last film you watched at a cinema?

67) What's your favorite Christmas film?

77) What color do you want your hair to be?

88) Your opinion on pineapple on pizza?

97) What TV show would you recommend to everyone?

Whew! *cracks knuckles* alright, let's get into this!

11) Hogwarts house

Last time I took the test, it said Gryffindor, but that was also years ago and I was a totally different person lol. I think I've grown into more of a Slytherin honestly.

31) What's your favorite type of cake?

Marble cake. It's just that perfect balance of yellow and chocolate and it's top tier.

36) Would you rather live near the mountains or near the beach?

The beach, hands down. Mountains are fine, but I much prefer the sound of the waves, the smell of the water, the horizon view, all of that.

47) Do you believe in astrology

I'd say like maybe halfway lol. I don't think it's this like all powerful driving force that completely dictates everything, but I do think that there's something to how the alignment of the planets and things effects us down here.

55) Are you scared of space?

Not really, I find it more fascinating than anything.

60) Is the ocean or space scarier?

Definitely the ocean. Maybe it's just because I'm afraid of water, but something about how vast and deep the ocean is and how there's just so much unknown about it and the things living in it. It freaks me the hell out lol. And you could say the same thing about space, but it just doesn't give me the same anxiety as the ocean.

66) What was the last film you watched at a cinema?

Barbie lol and I'd go see it again if I got the chance.

67) What's your favorite Christmas film?

Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer. It's super nostalgic for me and I think it still holds up as a good movie even now. I watch it at least once every Christmas.

77) What color do you want your hair to be?

Ooooh I've been thinking about this one a lot! I've had my split dye for a while and I love it, but I think I wanna spice it up by dying just my roots like a purple or a pink or a blue. Something kind of like how Billie Eillish used to dye her hair but on locs.

88) Your opinion on pineapple on pizza?

Jail lmaoooo but I'm weird about pizza in general, but absolutely no on the pineapples though. I love pineapples, just not on my pizza.

97) What TV show would you recommend to everyone?

I think The Haunting of Hill House. I just feel like it's sooo damn near perfect. It's like a master class in character writing and the acting is phenomenal and the story is beautiful and haunting. Plus, the rewatch value is really high once you catch on to all the hidden ghosts in the background. I highly recommend it. Fair warning though: there are jumpscares so if that's not your thing, maybe don't watch.

[dog-v3ntz]

that moment when ur mom’s gf says “you’ve been eat a lot!! must be having a growth spurt pretty soon!” for a second day in a row

like ma’am- i made a salad (54), ate a peice of watermelon (14) and pineapple (11), made a mug cake (174) and i just made a pizza (202) and THE ONLY REASON I ATE OREOS (140) WAS BECAUSE I WAS STRESSED BECAUSE OF YOU POINTING OUT MY EATING HABITS.

FOR THE SECOND FUCKING DAY IN A ROW I CRIED IN THE KITCHEN BECAUSE OF HEARING YOU TALK ABOUT SEEING ME IN THE KITCHEN 3 TIMES.

and then after im done she tells me “the kitchen is closed until dinner” like mother fu- IM ALREADY EATING DISORDERED YOURE JUST GONNA MAKE IT EVEN MORE DISORDERED. I MEAN THANKS ITS PROBABLY GONNA MAKE ME HATE MYSELF EVEN MORE TO THE POINT I CANT EVEN STAND TO SEE THE FUCKING KITCHEN. WHICH REALLY SUCKS BECAUSE I LOVE BAKING I LOVE MAKING MUG CAKES.

IVE ALREADY EXPRESSED CONCERN FOR MY WEIGHT TO THEM IN MIDDLE SCHOOL AND THEY BOTH SAID “you’re nowhere near being fat” BUT I CANT FUCKING BELIEVE THAT. I TAKE UP TOO MUCH SPACE I HATE MY SKIN I HATE MY BODY AND FOR ALL THE REASONS I SHOULDN’T.

I DONT HATE MY SCARS, I DONT HATE MY ACNE- NO MATTER HOW MUCH MY MOM MADE ME FEEL LIKE I SHOULD- I ONLY HATED THE REACTIONS PEOPLE MADE TO SEEING THEM.

I HATE MY CHEST AND MY THIGHS, MY ARMS, STOMACH- I HATE ANYWHERE I SHOULD SEE BONES.

im so tired of hating myself and my body. ive never known what it feels like to love and be happy with the body i was born with. im tired of feeling shamed and left behind. im tired of this. im tired of being awake.

[aisabazarshop]

Bakery Store in Ontario: Where Freshness Meets Flavor!

When it comes to satisfying your cravings for sweet delights, finding the right bakery store in Ontario can make all the difference. Whether you are in the mood for fresh bread, delectable pastries, or traditional sweets, Asia Bazaar Shop stands out as a premier choice. This online bakery store near me not only offers a diverse array of baked goods but also brings authentic flavors and high-quality ingredients to your table. Let’s explore what makes Asia Bazaar Shop a top bakery destination in Ontario and why you should indulge in their offerings.

The Rich Heritage of Asian Baking

Asian baking is a blend of tradition and innovation, characterized by unique flavors and textures. At Asia Bazaar Shop, a premier bakery store in Ontario, you will discover a range of baked products that reflect the rich cultural heritage of Asian cuisine. The bakery aims to provide customers with authentic experiences through their carefully crafted treats, which are made using time-honored recipes and high-quality ingredients.

A Diverse Selection of Baked Goods

Asia Bazaar Shop offers an impressive selection of baked goods that caters to all tastes and preferences. Here’s a closer look at some of their standout offerings:

Breads

Steamed Buns: Soft, fluffy steamed buns filled with various delicious fillings. These buns are a staple in many Asian households and are perfect for a quick snack or as part of a meal.

Savory Breads: Explore a variety of savory breads infused with unique flavors. These are perfect for sandwiches or enjoyed with a spread of your choice.

Pastries

Mooncakes: A traditional delicacy, mooncakes are filled with sweet bean paste or lotus seed paste and are often enjoyed during the Mid-Autumn Festival. At Asia Bazaar Shop, you can find beautifully crafted mooncakes, perfect for sharing with family and friends.

Coconut Cream Buns: Delight in these soft, pillowy buns filled with rich coconut cream. They are a perfect blend of sweetness and texture.

Cakes

Customized Cakes: Celebrate your special occasions with customized cakes designed to meet your needs. Whether it’s a birthday, wedding, or any other event, Asia Bazaar Shop can create a stunning cake that not only looks great but tastes delicious.

Traditional Layer Cakes: Experience the rich flavors of traditional Asian layer cakes, each with its own unique filling and frosting that brings a taste of home.

Cookies and Snacks

Pineapple Tarts: These buttery cookies filled with sweet pineapple jam are a popular choice among customers. They are perfect for gifting or enjoying with a cup of tea.

Crispy Rice Treats: A delightful crunchy snack that appeals to both kids and adults. These treats are made with quality ingredients to ensure a satisfying bite.

The Convenience of Ordering Online

In today’s hectic world, convenience is key, and Asia Bazaar Shop offers a seamless online shopping experience. No need to step out of your home; simply visit their website to explore a wide selection of baked goods.

How to Navigate the Website

Visit Asia Bazaar Shop: Start your journey by visiting the Asia Bazaar Shop website, where you can easily navigate through various product categories.

Explore the Bakery Section: The bakery section is user-friendly, allowing you to browse through the extensive offerings. From breads to pastries, you can find everything you need in one place.

Add to Cart: Once you’ve selected your favorite items, simply add them to your cart. The website’s straightforward interface makes it easy to keep track of your selections.

Secure Checkout: After making your selections, proceed to checkout for a secure and hassle-free transaction. Asia Bazaar Shop values customer security and privacy.

Delivery Options: Choose your preferred delivery option to ensure that your sweet treats arrive fresh at your doorstep.

Benefits of Shopping Online

Shopping at an online bakery store near me provides numerous benefits:

Accessibility: Enjoy the luxury of ordering baked goods from anywhere, anytime, without having to travel.

Freshness Guaranteed: Many online bakeries prioritize freshness, ensuring that items are made to order.

Exclusive Online Offers: Asia Bazaar Shop often provides special promotions and discounts for online orders, giving you more value for your money.

Ease of Comparison: It’s easier to compare different products and prices when shopping online, allowing you to make informed choices.

Quality Ingredients for Exceptional Taste

At Asia Bazaar Shop, quality is of utmost importance. The bakery takes pride in using authentic and high-quality ingredients to create their baked goods.

Local Sourcing

Many of the ingredients are sourced from local suppliers, supporting the community and ensuring that you receive fresh products. This commitment to quality not only enhances the flavor of the baked goods but also reflects the bakery’s dedication to sustainability.

Health-Conscious Options

For those who are health-conscious, Asia Bazaar Shop offers a range of options that cater to various dietary preferences. Whether you are looking for gluten-free items or pastries with reduced sugar, you can find choices that meet your needs without compromising on taste.

The Atmosphere of a Bakery Store

While online shopping offers convenience, the experience of visiting a bakery store in Ontario can be equally rewarding. The ambiance, aromas, and interaction with staff can enhance your appreciation for baked goods.

Inviting Environment

Asia Bazaar Shop strives to create a welcoming atmosphere, whether you visit in person or online. The friendly staff is knowledgeable and eager to assist customers in finding the perfect treats, making your shopping experience enjoyable.

Community Engagement

Being a part of the Ontario community, Asia Bazaar Shop frequently engages in local events and promotions. This involvement fosters a sense of community and allows customers to connect with the bakery on a deeper level.

Exploring Traditional Asian Sweets

Asian desserts are renowned for their distinct flavors and presentations. At Asia Bazaar Shop, you can discover a variety of traditional sweets that are both delightful and satisfying.

Red Bean Paste Treats

Red bean paste is a staple in many Asian desserts. At Asia Bazaar Shop, you can find treats filled with this sweet and smooth paste, providing a unique taste that is both comforting and nostalgic.

Mochi Delights

Mochi, a chewy rice cake, is a beloved treat in many cultures. Asia Bazaar Shop offers a selection of mochi desserts filled with sweet fillings, showcasing the versatility of this delightful treat.

Egg Tarts

Egg tarts are another classic offering at Asia Bazaar Shop. These flaky pastries filled with creamy custard are a favorite among customers and are perfect for a light dessert or snack.

Conclusion

If you’re searching for a bakery store in Ontario that offers an exceptional selection of baked goods, Asia Bazaar Shop is the place to go. With its extensive range of products, commitment to quality, and convenient online ordering, it’s no wonder that this bakery has become a favorite among locals.

Whether you’re looking for a quick treat or planning for a special occasion, Asia Bazaar Shop has everything you need to satisfy your sweet cravings. Visit our website today to explore our offerings and indulge in the delightful world of Asian baked goods!

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Explore a broad selection of e-liquids, including our exclusive House Juice brand, perfected through years of experimentation. We offer over fifty premium Blinker 2-gram Disposable e-liquids and a line of 10 distinct flavors under the Blinker 2-gram Disposable Premium E-Liquid brand.

Hitting a Blinker Disposable Pen Near Me

The Blinker Carts Disposable Pen has various features depending on the model or flavor. However, common attributes include:

Key Features:

Disposable Design: Single-use, no need for recharging or refilling.

Pre-filled cartridge: Contains nicotine, flavorings, and other components.

Compact and Lightweight: Easy to carry in a pocket or handbag.

Inhalation-Activated: No buttons or settings; inhale to use.

LED Indicator: Simulates the smoking experience with an LED light.

Available Flavors:

Banana Runtz

Pink Runtz

Runtz

Superglue

Birthday Cake

Black Mamba

Forbidden Fruit

OG

Zkittlez

Incredible Hulk

Lemon Slushie

Maui Wowie

Pineapple Haze

Purple Haze

Quality Assurance: We believe in offering only the highest quality vape gear. Avoiding clones and imitations, we provide authentic Blinker carts, regulated or unregulated vape mods, a wide range of atomizers and coils, wire and wick for RTA or RDA, drip tips, batteries, and more.

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Ask Bull Dog! What Are The Best Strains Available At Marijuana Stores Near Me in Palm Springs?

One of the most enjoyable and fun developments of the legal cannabis industry is getting to see just how many different strains are invented that offer slightly different experiences and benefits. If you are just starting out on your marijuana journey, then you might be mistaken in thinking that ‘one size fits all’, but that’s not true at all! With the aim of diversity and customization in mind, here are some of the best strains to choose from right now at Marijuana Stores Near Me?

Ask Bull Dog: Discovering the Top Cannabis Strains at Palm Springs Marijuana Stores Blue Dream Blue Dream, a hybrid originating from California, is loved by many for its balanced effects. It offers a gentle high that relaxes the body and uplifts the mind, making it great for both newbies and seasoned users. With its sweet berry smell and earthy taste, Blue Dream is a pleasant experience that boosts creativity and eases stress.

Gelato Gelato, a mix of Sunset Sherbet and Thin Mint Girl Scout Cookies, is famous for its strong but enjoyable high. It smells and tastes like a dessert with its sweet aroma and purple color. Gelato’s high THC content brings relaxation without knocking you out, making it perfect for chilling out after a tough day.

Pineapple Express Pineapple Express, named after a movie, brings a taste of the tropics with its sweet, citrusy flavor. It’s a mood lifter, giving you energy and sparking creativity. Pineapple Express is ideal for daytime use when you need a little pick me up without feeling too heavy or sleepy.

Wedding Cake Wedding Cake, an indica dominant hybrid, has a rich vanilla like flavor with hints of earthiness. Its relaxing effects soothe away stress and leave you feeling happy and content. Wedding Cake is like a warm hug at the end of the day, perfect for unwinding and enjoying some downtime.

Watermelon Watermelon is a refreshing strain with a sweet and fruity taste that reminds you of summer. It gives you a gentle buzz that’s great for socializing or getting creative. Watermelon helps you relax without making you too drowsy, making it a good choice for hanging out with friends or tackling a project.

Strawberry Cough Strawberry Cough is known for its delicious strawberry scent and smooth smoke. It’s a feel good strain that boosts your mood and clears your mind. Strawberry Cough is perfect for when you want to unwind and chill without feeling overwhelmed.

Biscotti Biscotti is like a dessert in a joint, with a nutty flavor and a hint of vanilla sweetness. It’s a relaxing strain that melts away tension and helps you drift off to sleep. Biscotti is best enjoyed in the evening when you want to unwind and let go of the day’s stresses. If you have found yourself googling ‘marijuana stores near me’, then cut out the search and head straight for Bull Dog Cannabis. We look forward to welcoming you to the store and getting you sorted out with the strain that is going to be the best for you and your lifestyle!