#Pig;

[analogsyndrome]

Haven't had the time to open my game and actually do anymore photoshoot photos bc I'm ~Sick~ so in the meantime everybody just look at Pig. Is 'clown girls' still a thing people are doing on simblr? Bc I feel like we need to appreciate the opposite side of the cute clown girl coin more. I bring a "lover of barrel-built mean clown men" energy to the function that very few people appreciate.

[420technoblazeit]

kind of obsessed with the characterization of jayce and viktor as fundamentally good people who will also go absolutely batshit insane if you separate them because theyre also ridiculously codependent to a degree that is concerning for everybody else's wellbeing. they were literally away from each other for a couple of months and almost ended the entire world

[cartoonsinthemorning]

Since you guys liked Marcille as Kermit that much, it seems fitting to thank you for my 12k milestone with MORE Kercille. And this time, Miss Falin is also here.

Thank you so much again everybody! MWAH 💗

[wolfythewitch]

Waddles

[cheddar-baby]

Guinea Pigs Eating a Grass Field

[cashytouille]

Shitposting cuz its funny

[noodles-and-tea]

Feels like an appropriate time to bring these back…

[defilerwyrm]

Growth capitalism is a deranged fantasy for lunatics.

Year 1, your business makes a million dollars in profit. Great start!

Year 2, you make another million. Oh no! Your business is failing because you didn't make more than last year!

Okay, say year 2 you make $2 mil. Now you're profitable!

Then year 3 you make $3 mil. Oh no! Your business is failing! But wait, you made more money than last year right? Sure, but you didn't make ENOUGH more than last year so actually your business is actively tanking! Time to sell off shares and dismantle it for parts! You should have made $4 mil in profit to be profitable, you fool!

If you're not making more money every year by an ever-increasing exponent, the business is failing!

Absolute degenerate LUNACY

[pigswithwings]

if i say "i imagine" or "i think" in regards to my ocs its because i dont knowwwwww. theyre living their own lives im just filming them at occasional moments and calling it a day

[ringleaderising]

"s'matter, baby? You act like you ain't never seen a clown before.''

I AM A DAY LATE FOR FAT DRAGON FRIDAY. I DO NOT CARE. A few weeks ago I got a commission from the incredible @clansunsharp of my most beloved boy Pig, and I got it back moments ago.

so in order to be really normal about this [deranged] and to back it up so I can link it in his bio once I go to add things to his frames, I will post it here, on tumblr, with some facts about Pig.

While his presentation is as a "villain" in my lore, Pig is actually rather morally sound, and won't even defy his promise to never harm a child on the orders of his Goddess. He is simply defending his Charge from harm when his threatening presence looms over those who seek to destroy The Host, and is a generally kind, albeit sarcastic man when it comes to his fellows in the Vaudemire Sideshow.

He's a father figure to the Gamble Twins, and is one of the very few people who can truly understand Harlequinn's strange manner of speaking.

Despite his appearance and generally somewhat frightening demeanor, he's rather popular romantically, though his dedication to the cleaver alone means he's long-been a 'love them then leave them' sort.

He still performs in the circus, as a strongman instead of a children's entertainer.

His magic is far less potent than his physical strength, pound-for-pound capable of holding his own in combat with anyone physically his most obvious manifestations of magic are virulent plague toxins in his maw and from his claws that leave permanent, blackened marks in scales, feathers, and fur.- rarely does one leave his company unscathed.

[analogsyndrome]

Hell's a little crowded, mind if we kick it at yours?

[420technoblazeit]

it's funny that we were all so worried about viktor's villain arc and then jayce was like L + ratio + here's my unconditional love and forgiveness + i always thought your imperfections were beautiful + nothing about you is broken to me + in every universe i will find you and save you from your loneliness + none of this is worth it if you arent by my side. and viktor folded IMMEDIATELY

[fanaticalthings]

Jason Todd with his goons:

[nart-is-a-monster]

LATER

YES i know 9/11 was yesterday but i did all this and forgot to upload on time

(insert that family guy scene) 9...

[worst-of-facebook]