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"s'matter, baby? You act like you ain't never seen a clown before.''
I AM A DAY LATE FOR FAT DRAGON FRIDAY. I DO NOT CARE. A few weeks ago I got a commission from the incredible @clansunsharp of my most beloved boy Pig, and I got it back moments ago.
so in order to be really normal about this [deranged] and to back it up so I can link it in his bio once I go to add things to his frames, I will post it here, on tumblr, with some facts about Pig.
While his presentation is as a "villain" in my lore, Pig is actually rather morally sound, and won't even defy his promise to never harm a child on the orders of his Goddess. He is simply defending his Charge from harm when his threatening presence looms over those who seek to destroy The Host, and is a generally kind, albeit sarcastic man when it comes to his fellows in the Vaudemire Sideshow.
He's a father figure to the Gamble Twins, and is one of the very few people who can truly understand Harlequinn's strange manner of speaking.
Despite his appearance and generally somewhat frightening demeanor, he's rather popular romantically, though his dedication to the cleaver alone means he's long-been a 'love them then leave them' sort.
He still performs in the circus, as a strongman instead of a children's entertainer.
His magic is far less potent than his physical strength, pound-for-pound capable of holding his own in combat with anyone physically his most obvious manifestations of magic are virulent plague toxins in his maw and from his claws that leave permanent, blackened marks in scales, feathers, and fur.- rarely does one leave his company unscathed.
#flight rising#Pig;#FR#Flightrising#TW Blood#TW clowns#art for ringleader;#BITING HIM BITING HIM BITING HIM BITING HIM#IT LOOKS SO GOOOOOD#also it should be obvious but#okay to rb
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Haven't had the time to open my game and actually do anymore photoshoot photos bc I'm ~Sick~ so in the meantime everybody just look at Pig. Is 'clown girls' still a thing people are doing on simblr? Bc I feel like we need to appreciate the opposite side of the cute clown girl coin more. I bring a "lover of barrel-built mean clown men" energy to the function that very few people appreciate.
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Since you guys liked Marcille as Kermit that much, it seems fitting to thank you for my 12k milestone with MORE Kercille. And this time, Miss Falin is also here.
Thank you so much again everybody! MWAH 💗
#dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#marcille donato#falin touden#kermit the frog#did you know that pigs will sometimes eat rocks?#and since we are about trivia. This is my second time reaching over to 12k followers. You see#after the great purge I lost a bunch and went back to 11k for a loooong time#who would have thought a shitpost about frogs would get you back into my home#welcome back
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Waddles
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Guinea Pigs Eating a Grass Field
#video#guinea pig#guinea pigs#flashing images#realistic depiction of a panic attack#this is gonna be a video
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Shitposting cuz its funny
#art#digital art#doodle#bill cipher#gravity falls#gravity falls stanford#the book of bill#stanley pines#stan pines#stanford pines#grunkle ford#grunkle stan#mabel pines#gravity falls mabel#dipper pines#gravity falls dipper#dipper and mabel#gideon gravity falls#wendy#wendy gravity falls#soos ramirez#gravity falls soos#billford#gravity falls bill cipher#fiddauthor#fiddleford mcgucket#meme#waddles the pig#buzzfeed unsolved
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Feels like an appropriate time to bring these back…
#I forgot I didn’t have them on here!!#my art#gravity falls#phineas and ferb#dipper pines#Mabel pines#phineas flynn#ferb fletcher#waddles the pig#perry the platypus
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Growth capitalism is a deranged fantasy for lunatics.
Year 1, your business makes a million dollars in profit. Great start!
Year 2, you make another million. Oh no! Your business is failing because you didn't make more than last year!
Okay, say year 2 you make $2 mil. Now you're profitable!
Then year 3 you make $3 mil. Oh no! Your business is failing! But wait, you made more money than last year right? Sure, but you didn't make ENOUGH more than last year so actually your business is actively tanking! Time to sell off shares and dismantle it for parts! You should have made $4 mil in profit to be profitable, you fool!
If you're not making more money every year by an ever-increasing exponent, the business is failing!
Absolute degenerate LUNACY
#eat the rich#fuck capitalism#capitalists make great mulch#they're a sustainable and eco-friendly source of pig feed and fertilizer#blog together queue alone
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it's funny that we were all so worried about viktor's villain arc and then jayce was like L + ratio + here's my unconditional love and forgiveness + i always thought your imperfections were beautiful + nothing about you is broken to me + in every universe i will find you and save you from your loneliness + none of this is worth it if you arent by my side. and viktor folded IMMEDIATELY
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if i say "i imagine" or "i think" in regards to my ocs its because i dont knowwwwww. theyre living their own lives im just filming them at occasional moments and calling it a day
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Honey I want to race you to the table // And if you hesitate, the gettin's gone. // I won't lie- there's something to be gained. // If there's money to be made- Whatever's still to come.
HAPPY RIOT OF ROT, FR TUMBLR, THE HORROR HARLEQUINS HAVE EVEN MORE KNIVES NOW.
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Jason Todd with his goons:
#jason with his family: 😡💀🤢🤬#jason with his goons: 🥰💕😇#crime lord jason may be a villain but hes not a monster (a capitalistic pig that doesnt treat their workers with respect)#yk jason be treating his employees like theyre his children even tho theyre all old enough to be HIS parents lmaooo#he be giving the best benefits and pay fr#all the other gotham rogues are jealous he has such a loyal workforce#jason todd#red hood#incorrect quotes#dc#crack#twitter#dc comics#fanatical posting
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my record player is cheap as shit and the needle keeps skipping so i put a tiny pig on it as an arm weight
it’s lighter than a coin and working perfectly so i’m just gonna. not bother the pig
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Hell's a little crowded, mind if we kick it at yours?
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LATER
YES i know 9/11 was yesterday but i did all this and forgot to upload on time
(insert that family guy scene) 9...
#tw 9/11#my art <3#gravity falls#stanford pines#stanley pines#gravity falls dipper#dipper pines#dipper and mabel#gravity falls mabel#mabel pines#ford pines#gravity falls ford#grunkle ford#ford#waddles the pig#gravity falls waddles#gf
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