#Pig;

[analogsyndrome]

Haven't had the time to open my game and actually do anymore photoshoot photos bc I'm ~Sick~ so in the meantime everybody just look at Pig. Is 'clown girls' still a thing people are doing on simblr? Bc I feel like we need to appreciate the opposite side of the cute clown girl coin more. I bring a "lover of barrel-built mean clown men" energy to the function that very few people appreciate.

[slightly-gay-pogohammer]

pokèmonize yourself!!!!

spin this wheel to see your pokemon type

spin this one to see how you'll look like

[420technoblazeit]

kind of obsessed with the characterization of jayce and viktor as fundamentally good people who will also go absolutely batshit insane if you separate them because theyre also ridiculously codependent to a degree that is concerning for everybody else's wellbeing. they were literally away from each other for a couple of months and almost ended the entire world

[pigswithwings]

its true that complimenting strangers is fun and nice. people will go "awwww really" when you say their hair is cute. people will go "thanks" and straighten up a little when you compliment the colors they're wearing. people will say "oh yeah i got it at (place)" if you say a charm on their bag is cool. people really do appreciate it and its very whimsy and you can just do this for free

[cartoonsinthemorning]

Since you guys liked Marcille as Kermit that much, it seems fitting to thank you for my 12k milestone with MORE Kercille. And this time, Miss Falin is also here.

Thank you so much again everybody! MWAH 💗

[wolfythewitch]

Waddles

[cheddar-baby]

Guinea Pigs Eating a Grass Field

[cashytouille]

Shitposting cuz its funny

[noodles-and-tea]

Feels like an appropriate time to bring these back…

[ringleaderising]

Honey I want to race you to the table // And if you hesitate, the gettin's gone. // I won't lie- there's something to be gained. // If there's money to be made- Whatever's still to come.

HAPPY RIOT OF ROT, FR TUMBLR, THE HORROR HARLEQUINS HAVE EVEN MORE KNIVES NOW.

[analogsyndrome]

Hell's a little crowded, mind if we kick it at yours?

[defilerwyrm]

Growth capitalism is a deranged fantasy for lunatics.

Year 1, your business makes a million dollars in profit. Great start!

Year 2, you make another million. Oh no! Your business is failing because you didn't make more than last year!

Okay, say year 2 you make $2 mil. Now you're profitable!

Then year 3 you make $3 mil. Oh no! Your business is failing! But wait, you made more money than last year right? Sure, but you didn't make ENOUGH more than last year so actually your business is actively tanking! Time to sell off shares and dismantle it for parts! You should have made $4 mil in profit to be profitable, you fool!

If you're not making more money every year by an ever-increasing exponent, the business is failing!

Absolute degenerate LUNACY

[420technoblazeit]

it's funny that we were all so worried about viktor's villain arc and then jayce was like L + ratio + here's my unconditional love and forgiveness + i always thought your imperfections were beautiful + nothing about you is broken to me + in every universe i will find you and save you from your loneliness + none of this is worth it if you arent by my side. and viktor folded IMMEDIATELY

[pigswithwings]

watch as the freshly hatched angel unfolds its wings... it is exceedingly clumsy, which is only natural given its newness to the world. see - oh. okay the angel appears to have fallen the fuck over. can somebody please pick it up we're trying to film a professional documentary here