#Pictured above... the MC using their spiffy new Multi-tool/Swiss Army Knife with the can opener function

[oneknightstand-if]

Adrian: casually mentions him and MC being zoomers

Me also born in 2005 after reading that: wait... That means... Oh god I'm a zoomer- has an existential crisis

What did you think you were, then? Extra points if the answer is "Harbinger of the Apocalypse".