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obscurushydrae · 5 months

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...Oy. Vey.

#So much to do today.#Get the brisket from the butcher.#Pick up the wine.#Put in the dessert order with the bakery.#All before sundown because it's fucking shabbat.#Can't remember if I put savta's china in the basement or the attic.#[sigh]#ic;

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ballpitwitch · 11 months

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KEANU REEVES | DON'T QUIT YOUR DAY DREAM | FENDER

#*sounds only whales understand*#Keanu Reeves #kreevesedit #keanuedit #mancandykings #dilfgifs #dilfedit #*#i will give you 43 cents a cookie and a glass of wine if you let me play with your hair #BOYFRIEND SHAPED #it's the backwards hat for me #it so delightfully soft warm quiet lazy boyfriend coded to me for some reason #dude's got limbs like one of those wacky waving inflatable tube men #me 5'4": i will pick him up #like picking up one of those giant teddy bears #GRAY HAIRS #me @ me: stop terrorizing the elderly #i can't believe i've met this dude that seems fake #hands so big they could hold two ankles at once #omg who said that #A SMILEY BOY #*runs hand down his forearm like it's a staircase bannister*#....that was a tag i've already used?#i mean i believe it and it's totally true but im just wondering how much gin was involved

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noblemalone · 7 days

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What if Dragon Age but they all work at Costco

it’s been 20 minutes and I’m already obsessed with this AU

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#Isabela married hawke cuz he’s rich and she can buy all the box wine she wants #anders uses company resources to stockpile fertilizer and nitroglycerin pills for Reasons #Ferris tried to run anders over with a forklift and got sent to HR #where Dorian told him “I don’t know how to tell you you should care about your coworkers”#Fenris is 5 months sober and he can’t afford to lose this job #iron bull is a war vet who treats his coworkers like family and does not allow anyone to disrespect them #Sera steals from the company in every way imaginable #Isabela shoplifts because she can #Solas and Anders have long talks about the philosophy of labour and end up trying to secretly start a union #Hawke is just here to pick up some cereal #dragon age #dragon age inquisition #dragon age 2 #garrett hawke #solas dragon age #dorian pavus #the iron bull #fenris #dragon age fanart #DAcostco

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driaswrld · 10 months

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higuruma who likes wine. i'm thinking he likes it almost as dry as his coffee but he's very appreciative of the fruity undertones — like you can tell the mood he's in based on the wine he's bought.

he wins a case and he already has a bottle of pinot noir open and waiting for when you finally get home, tie loose and manspreading on the couch, hair tousled and a small dopey smile (yes he started without you but don't worry, he's sure you can keep up)

or maybe he's lost a case and you're pouring him a third glass of california cabernet in the warm bathtub, soap bubbles on his frown lines, arms wrapped tight around you while you straddle him, his teeth grazing your shoulder (he's literally just a brooding baby, hold him pls)

either way, he fucks you idk why i was talking ab the wine. idk anything ab wine. basis is he fucks you while wine drunk really.

#📰 — archive #spit in my mo—#anyways #hiromi is a wine guy #nanami is more of a whiskey guy #he prob buys his wine at the same store everytime #very particular ab picking whichever one feels right in his hands #idk he might be autistic i think hes literally me #do not let him pour your wine though #he'll never let you stop drinking #this man is here for a GOOD time okay?#hes not stopping til the bottle is ran thru #will 100% call you wasteful and tease you if you can't keep up #loathes being called an alcoholic bcus god forbid he has attachment to a substance other than you #jjk higuruma #higuruma x reader #higuruma smut

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epiphainie · 29 days

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i genuinely do not care if the time jump between season 7 finale and season 8 premiere is like 6 months or a year or ten years or that bucktommy will have been dating for centuries in 8x04 or whatever. i dont care about in-show time, i care about the time i had them on screen and i will be pissed af if they move in together that early

#seems like im very much not on the same page i.e. where we left bucktommy in their relationship #time matters so little what matters is where i think bucktommy were at the end of 710 and that wasnt moving in together in three eps dynami #even 7x10 date - while not as official as 7x05 date - was two men still in the thrill of dating period where every word they say is still #flirty and a casual dinner still comes with wine and romantic music #and if the shift from that to “we basically live together” happens off screen i will be pissed as fuck #i think when ppl say buck has new relationship glow in his s8 appearance they mean “he has a /life/ partner he goes home to” whereas i mean #“he has a boyfriend who picks him up right after his shift for an exciting date flight to santa barbara”#they have their google calendars synced vs still texting each other whens your next rest day i have a surprise for you #im okay being the only person to think this but i'll still be pissed off whatever morning rant #mimi.txt #bucktommy

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oeuvrinarydurian · 3 months

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Fermentation for Fidgety Finger Friday.

Please enjoy the multiple finger fidgets, under glass, if you please.

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ilikedetectives · 3 months

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Crashing the Royal Banquet

Gong Li as White Bone Spirit in The Monkey King 2 (2016)

#Gong Li #Baigujing #The Monkey King 2016 #The Monkey King 2 #White Bone Spirit #mygif #mymoviegifs #my queen simply refuses to pick up a wine cup like a lowly mortal

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notes-in-the-margins · 3 months

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Red Wine Supernova - Chappell Roan

#rory gilmore #gilmore girls #jess mariano #literati #my edit #chappell roan #red wine supernova #LETS PICK IT UP NOW #I DONT CARE THAT YOURE A STONER #RED WINE SUPERNOVA #FALL RIGHT INTO ME #yeah #i moved a bunch of concrete slabs today on my own well with a crow bar #for context im 5'3 and not muscly #so in my mandatory rest time ALL i want to do is make a bunch of trashy edits #instead of working on my painting for my dad #because thats work

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journey-to-the-attic · 6 months

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car came very fast around corner just as i decided it was safe to cross road. may or may not count as a near-death experience, but somehow i got out with just a sore hip

(i am fine, just a bit cross!)

#it has been a Week #and it's only wednesday. arghhhhh #does anyone want to talk aus or something i need a pick-me-up that isn't wine

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drinkingbitterboy · 1 year

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@blacktrickle is a miracle worker. got me to pull out a sketchbook and draw and post something for the first time in a decade. literally. it's been that long. she's THAT INSPIRING. and so this is dedicated to my evil twin 😘

anyway, catch milex in the hottest YSL looks out on the town 👀

#SHE PICKED SUCH GOOD OUTFITS #me at the start: oh yeah i've drawn a lot of black striped clothes back in the 2012 heyday #me 30 mins in: i never want to draw a stripe again #miles kane #alex turner #my art #fanart #took a whole glass of wine to work up the nerve to post this

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sprinedankle · 7 months

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I LIKE (I LIKE)!!! WHAT YOU LIKE (WHAT YOU LIKE)!!! LONG HAIR (NO BRA)!!!! THATS MY TYPE (THATS RIGHT)!!!!!

#chappell roan #red wine supernova #FALLING INTO MEEEEEE OKAY YALL LETS PICK IT UP NOWWWWW

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powdermelonkeg · 1 year

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TotK has given me SO many theory ideas, and I'm holding off on them until I finish the game so I'm not missing any information, but things I plan to make posts on:

The difference between malice and gloom

Brightblooms' role in the ecosystem

Zonalite and Luminous Stone

Zonai culture

Possible Hyrulean alcohols and liquors

Newly accurate timeline

Poes and their guardians

A future map of Hyrule

How deep are the Depths?

How high are the Sky Islands?

Link's personality between TotK and BotW

Boss evolution

Sky Island natural flora and fauna

Depths natural flora and fauna

Parallels with Skyward Sword

The Cursed Statue

Wraiths of the Depths

I've kept this as low-spoiler as possible, and all of this is with me only just having beaten the first dungeon. I have never been more excited for a game and the worldbuilding it carries in my entire LIFE.

#loz #zelda #totk #totk spoilers #also just a side note i found an actual wine bottle in game #like you can't pick it up #but it's there #and it's not in that gerudo bar

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wurm-food · 2 months

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I’ve had the bestest day in this city and now I’m finally getting some solo adventure time 🥹

#I thrifted a fucking awesome jacket then chatting with a cutie at a shop who was very sweet and picked a perfume out for me #then swung into a comic book store and got a mitsuri figure and the first solo leveling volume #helped my bestie pick out wedding dresses then chatted with a super fun waitress over #a few glasses of her favorite wine and gave me some food recs 😋 and now I’m going to eat and drink more on my own and maybe meet up #with her. yippee!!! I love making new friends and eating and drinking and touring a beautiful city. I still have a few days here and I just #feel so magical. also I should definitely move up here holy shit #wurm.txt

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vamp--dad · 4 months

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I love Shadowheart and Astarion's relationship in the game. I headcanon them to have a sibling-like relationship with each other where one will slap the other like a cat at a moment's notice. Like don't get me wrong, they support each other and talk shit together, but if one of them trips and falls you can bet the other is coming in with the people's elbow before helping them up.

#shadowheart #Astarion #they borrow each others stuff without asking constantly and just walk into the others tent to bitch about someone #but Astarion does untangle shadowhearts hair from her chain. and Shadowheart does always pick up an extra bottle of wine for him

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stuck-in-the-ghost-zone · 2 months

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i dont usually like to post work pictures but... sand tiger over my head 2day >:]c

#she was asleep she didnt even realize we were there LMAO #first dive day.... VERY cool. picked up a bunch of teeth #mutuals do any of u want shark teeth im gonna have so many of them. also stingray teeth. and the occasional black drum tooth #heheheheheeheheh #oh also thr drums were singing !!!#which is rlly just like. a big thump noise. but it scared the SHIT outta me i didnt know what it was #got 2 see my favorite grouper up close.... my best friend during feeds..... hell yeah #ALSO I GRT TO LEAVE WORK EARLY TODAYYYY BC I CAME IN AT 7 #fuck yeah. pizza and wine waiting for me at home. living deliciously #🐟 girl thats just me 🐟

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suguwu · 4 months

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my best friend is chronically late and yet every time i'm like she'll be on time today as if i don't have 30 years of experience telling me otherwise

#bee chats #i am also chronically early so it's. kinda annoying.#but i love her so #we were supposed to be at a wine tasting at 2 #it is now 2 and she hasn't picked me up yet or even texted me to let me know she's otw lmao

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