#Phil Lester

[unh0lyvenom]

dan and phil are going to block me one of these days and they'd be right

[lolopoloso]

I’ll never get over this. THIS IS ART!

Best RPF Ship - FINAL!

[zackstriker]

imagine being dan howell like your job is literally being emotionally hunted for sport

[danrifics]

When you’re being mean to me this is who you’re being mean to btw

[sidequestsinlife]

time for some statistical analysis of the phandom's attraction to sister daniel!

the original post with results, asking y'all if you are sexually attracted to sister daniel

so now, some analysis of the answers bc why not! disclaimer i am not scientist or a statistician or whatever, sorry if there are mistakes in the math but i'm open to corrections from anyone else who cares enough to read all of this!

there were 1,250 responses over three days. we do not know much about the respondents except that they are likely phannies bc it would be unlikely for them to come across the poll otherwise i guess? since i only asked in the original answer choices which gender you are "typically attracted to" but not your gender, we have no way of knowing how many respondents are some flavor of queer since the ones who answered "typically attracted to men" or "typically attracted to women" could be either gay or straight depending on the respondent's gender, which we do not know.

also just a note, since tumblr does not give us the percentage of respondents beyond one decimal place, there are going to be some fractions of people in here; deal with it, i guess, lol.

overall we had 60.3% "yes" responses (753.75 votes), 33.8% "no responses (422.5 votes), and 75 of you chose "secret extra option/bald/results. as for that last option, from the notes i suspect that a lot of that stems from people being uncertain about what defines sexual attraction? idk either i am not a scientist, but i probably could have found a better way to word that. sorry!

anyway, for those who identified yourselves as "typically attracted to men," there were 116.25 "yes" answers and 65 "no" answers, meaning those attracted to men were almost twice as likely to be attracted to sister daniel as not (specifically ~1.79x as likely).

for those who identified yourselves as "typically attracted to women," there were 187.5 "yes" answers and 131.25 "no" answers, meaning y'all were ~1.43x as likely to be attracted to sister daniel as not.

for the "various genders/other gender(s)," we had lots of bi/pan/etc phannies showing up to express their attraction to sister daniel! 417.5 "yes" votes compared to only 103.75 "no" votes! just over 4x as likely to be attracted to sister daniel as not!

and for the "typically attracted to nobody" crowd, we still had 32.5 "yes" votes and 122.5 "no" votes. unsurprisingly, this was the only group more likely not to be attracted to sister daniel, for obvious reasons, being ~3.77x more likely to NOT be attracted to sister daniel. still, about 21% of you said you are attracted to sister daniel despite typically not experiencing sexual attraction

tldr:

all phannies are more likely to be attracted to sister daniel than not, in total

phannies typically attracted to men are 1.79 times more likely to be attracted to sister daniel versus not

phannies typically attracted to women are 1.43 times more likely to be attracted to sister daniel versus not

phannies typically attracted to multiple/other gender(s) are a whopping FOUR times as likely to be attracted to sister daniel as not

phannies typically attracted to nobody were unsurprisingly more likely not to be attracted to sister daniel, but about 21% of y'all still answered yes

IMPORTANT CONCLUSIONS:

attraction to sister daniel transcends typical ideas about gender or sexual identity in a way that confuses many of us, but also turns most of us on.

thank you for coming to my ted talk?

[tinytimdyke]

how it started vs how it's going

[emuhlo]

more phantasy au…

(shoutout to my dear friend crzyfast on twitter who suggested i give bard!dan a piano-adjacent instrument and the first thing i thought of was an accordion bc of the keys)

[m-artsoul]

19/02/25

what if it was 2009 and we were both girls

NOTE: something small for while i'm working on a comm. most of it i did on stream, so if ur interested, u can follow my tw1tch (@mgeekingout). i don't stream often, but it's very chill and u can see my pieces earlier ig lol. also i have pr1nts and such!! i don't talk about it on here often so i thought i'd mention it haha

[phanyaoi]

and the person that did it was... dragon city apparentely

creating a new conspiracy that the idgaf era just means that whoever slips first and reveals theyre marries loses and it is the ultimate dan vs phil

[ingydar-phan]

What poor fucking animation artist is out here being told like “yeah…sorry man….yeah you gotta make another one….sorry it’s. Yeah it’s those fags again”

[zinphandel]

The Phan Dragon

[bluebirdlester]

rewatching wdapteo 5. can we talk about the shelf dedicated to dispaying multiple copies of all of buffy. like im counting at least three different versions of dvds of buffy here. amazingphil you are so me

[mage8]

Dan being better at planning is so suss. I think he's only better if it's something he's currently hyperfixated on.

After all, WHO DOES THE TAXES? WHO HANDLES MORTGAGE PAYMENTS? WHO JUST GENERALLY HANDLES THE MONEY?

actual footage of @danielhowell judging me extremely HARD for not automatically assuming he's better at planning. excuse me mr "sprayed deodorant in his eye while packing last minute", you can't blame me for asking.

[ineffableintroverts]

Okayyyyyy Phil getting progressively more disheveled as the night goes on… 👀🫣

I am looking respectfullyyyy 😳

[noiamexhausted02]

Thinking about when I saw Dan and Phil live and remembering that’s the happiest I’ve been in a while… I miss them