#Pfft funny

[anemicjellyfish]

So Blitzø has an "Emergency Horse" in the Stolas Sex trunk. Which is likely used in the event one of them calls out a Safe Word

Do you think their Safe Word is...

"Hold your horses"

[thepenguisalive7]

When I don’t remember you

[lizzybeeee]

Am I the only one who thinks it's fucked up that the Mortalitasi are parading about King Markus's corpse...as opposed to letting the next in line rule??

He's alive in DAI - old, but very much flesh and blood - and we know this because the venatori use blood magic on him to get him under their control. So, what is he in DATV then? Are they implying that he's a lich? That he still has his mind? That they've got a spirit in there?

What do they gain from this? Cassandra's, what, 64th in line for the throne? So there's a bunch of potential heirs just hanging about -> potential heirs who want the crown because we know that Cassandra's parents were executed for trying to overthrow him.

Cassandra may not be fond of her family, but I can't imagine her letting this slide. This is the type of shit that gets an Exalted March called down on you! Especially if she's divine?! Nevarran's can be 'death-focused'* yes, but they let the living rule and not the dead.

It's their belief that when their soul passes through the Fade it results in a spirit being displaced - so they have the Mortalitasi find the spirit a new home in the Necropolis. That is their job - they maintain the Necropolis and, according to DATV, sometimes deal with awry magic.

The potential relation to a Divine or the Head of the Seekers, the King of Nevarra, is having his corpse puppeted about by a mage...and no one seems to care?!

Is this not super fucked up to anyone else?!!!

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Edit - I put this down in the tags but I think it's important to point out: In all the previous games up to this point not once has a mage, manipulating a corpse like this, ever been portrayed as quirky or funny. This is not the norm of what the Mortalitasi are supposed to do - they honour the dead they do not puppet them.

Thedas is a world very strongly intertwined with faith, especially the Chantry. It is Nevarra's attitudes towards death and their burial practices that distinguishes it from other Andrastian nations - they still have the Chantry, the Templars, and the Circle of Magi just as the rest of Southern Thedas has.

It's impossible to imagine any Divine (Leliana, Cassandra, or Vivienne) hearing of this occurring and not taking action against this. It's extremely strange that Emmrich bemoans that half the nobility know this has occurred when this action should be seen as nothing short of an abomination to the faithful - including Emmrich.

[phoenixkaptain]

How… does Robin’s costume work?

A question long asked by everyone. But mostly by me.

Well. I’ll tell you.

First thing’s first, we’re talking about classic Robin, Dick Grayson Robin, this Robin:

There’s a common misconception that Robin’s shirt is one piece (as in a red shirt with green sleeves) and that his panties are separate. You see a lot of people refer to his outfit as having green panties. You, like me, may have heard it before many a time.

Unfortunately. Dick Grayson is not going out every night in a shirt, panties, and a cape.

He’s literally wearing a green leotard with a red vest over it.

Literally just a green leotard. He’s never been wearing panties at all. It’s been a leotard this whole time!

Also, just as a side note, I think it’s kind of funny that his mask is almost always portrayed as black, except in this panel where he isn’t wearing it and it becomes green. Is it double-sided, black and green? No, the colours in the 60’s Teen Titans comics are just funky sometimes. And, they needed the mask to stand out from the black background.

“What’s the point of all this, Kacie?” I hear you asking.

There is no point. Thank you for coming to my TED Talk-

[sysig]

Chewtoy (Patreon)

[qveenpoppy]

da sillies 💕

[introvertedx10]

[intotheelliwoods]

Hey so I guess we’re on the same team now lol 👋👋

Bean gang bean gang bean gang!!!!

[luna-loveboop]

Ok, so I know the update came out literal seconds ago so it’s probably a liiiittle weird to already post about it but hear me out

I already know my favourite panel in this update because look

Hyrule’s like the little guy wants to talk to you! Which is great but I look at wild and he just looks so scared

I’m just imagining he’s thinking “but I’m terrified of the little guy now”

[helluva-art]

i found these at the flea market

Alastor, Angel dust, and the fan child

[moonxpalace]

Yeah, I agree! Iris is the WORST!!!

How dare she risk her own life to save Ash whenever he is in gave danger

How dare she cheer him on and support him during their journey across Unova?

How dare she cheer for him during his gym match against Roxie, and go so far to play instruments, dress up, put on make up AND make Cilan cheer for him as well?

How dare she help Ash figure out his troubles with his pokemon (Oshawott and Scraggy)?

How dare she cheer him up when Ash was sad about his loss against Trip?

How dare Iris treat Ash and Pikachu ice cream during their date in Nimbasa City?

Speaking of Trip, how dare she be mad at the blond trainer whenever he was rude to Ash or his pokemon?

How dare Iris to tell Ash she loved travelling with him to his face?

How dare Iris call Ash out on his bs?

How dare Iris bond with Ash by eating food, play around in the forest, talk or geek out about pokemon?

How dare Iris tell Ash she was super excited and couldn't wait to meet him again in Journeys, MULTIPLE times during her cameos?

How dare Iris breathe around Ash? How dare she use up his oxygen!!!

Yeah, Iris is the WORST I hate her ughhhh

[candycorncrave]

Hsr incorrect quotes but it's things my friends have said LMAO

[magicicephoenix]

see this is why Who!Sun needs minions, so people can make his cereal for him correctly while he evil schemes and yes man him as he does so

oh absolutely. all would’ve been well if only his #1 evil minion had been on the case

[nekobami]

(Jerry Smith) Pov: you pushed Slug Jerry out of his human disguise with your mean attitude.

Slug Jerry is now upset at you and thinks you're a monster.

(late) day 2 of this challenge.

[lostlavenderer]

My considerably younger sister: hey can I wear your black jumper with the white circle

The jumper in question:

Me: 👁👄👁 yeah alright

[not-xpr-art]

sorry for lack of updates here i've been working on an in9 series that's taking a longgg time lol... so have a sketch for one of the pieces that i can't stop laughing at lol