#Peter Cowper imagine

[littleboxcat]

Peter Reads Egon's most personal & intimate journal entry yet.

This is a continuation of a fic I posted earlier on my tumblr page. I have not yet uploaded it onto AO3

Peter Fanned the pages scanning them for something savorer, or unsavory rather. His attention was snagged when Janine’s name appeared again. Hello, peter thought as he began to read.

Date: July 2nd

Janine and I are partaking in a viewing of Médée at The Met.

The Diva’s voice was how I would imagine the sirens sounded as they pulled their unwitting victims to their death in the Odyssey. Sadly, I find myself hooked. Janine’s hand was placed on my thigh. Did she notice my aroused state? I must conclude as the intermission is soon to be over.

“And then you took her home and made sweet love to her. C’mon Egon, land the plane will ya! Geez.” Peter was startled by his own voice. He had said that loud. He looked around dumbfounded and then continued.

Date: July 2nd

Time: 2:45am

It was in my aroused state that I have found myself in Janine’s humble abode having just experienced for the second time in my life a rite of passage.

Peters’ eyes nearly bulged out of his head. He read on.

Observations:

-Janine favors osculation.

-Tea on the tongue leads to interesting intermingling of flavors in the mouth whilst kissing.

-She is observant. (She did indeed notice my engorgement during the performance.)

- Janine experiences a full-face/(body?) flush when sexually piqued.

-Her skin is also warm to the touch.

-She has beautiful Clavicles.

-It is difficult for me to not notice the gentle slope to her full bosom and erect mammillia beneath her blouse.

- manual massage to them is favorable. Tongue and mouth are ideal.

- Aggressive when aroused.

Again, Peter stopped. He closed the book around his finger making sure to save the page. He peered down at his own crotch. Was he getting hard from reading about Egon’s sexcapades? Nah. He bounced his left knee and thought about Ghosts, dumb technical words he had heard Ray and Egon say, and slimer sliming him for the umpteenth time until he had maintained a neutral state. Peter re-read.

-Aggressive when aroused. 

I bet she was Spengs. It took you long enough to do her. I mean all that pining and no penetration, I mean com’on. Peter thought to himself as he continued to violate Egon’s privacy.

I have taken into account the magnitude of reactions to stimuli Janine experienced and have pinpointed approx. 5 actions to experiment with upon our next coital encounter.

For instance,

Frottage of my pants covered vascular engorgement against her vulva while clothed, yielded an unmeasurable amount of low viscosity vaginal fluid to be released. This liquid covered both the gusset of her undergarments and my fly area.

However, this may be a combination of both of our fluids as this act was quite pleasurable to myself as well. I did notice my own Cowper’s fluid leaking from the meatus during the act.

Ehk, Meatus?! What are you doing, having sex or makin’a hamburger? He chuckled breathlessly. Peter had made it a rule that if he needed a dictionary to read something, the book was probably going to be a snooze fest. He absolutely hated textbooks, one day someone would place all of the world’s books into a neat cassette tape that he could play in his Sony Walkman. They were already doing it with kids books in Teddy Ruxpin. Why not all books.

In Uni, anytime he needed to study, he would end up sleeping. He owed Egon for helping him get through grad school. Had it not been for his dear friend he would probably have dropped out. This was the first time Peter wanted to have a dictionary nearby. He decidedly called what Egon had written, scientific smut. Egon, ever the inventor.

I hypothesize that usage of a phalangeal digit may produce a similar reaction.

-perhaps usage of the tongue?

-Possible experimentation with foods. How does Janine’s diet effect the bouquet and palatableness of her vaginal transudate?

*It might be time to revisit Masters and Johnsons “Human sexual Response.” I should take a visit to the research library.

Despite the textbook nature of Egon’s journal, Peter still sported a simi-chub. This time he didn’t try to think it away. If it was gonna happen, let it happen. Besides, he was home alone.

Oral stimulation of Janine’s’ erect mammillia yielded audible approval.

(Her breathy squeaks did something to me. I did not last to penetration.)

-She moaned when I moved my hands against her undressed body.

-I would like to try using ice on the skin, possibly on her nipples. Will it increase Janine’s arousal state?

-I believe manual stimulation leading to full release approx. 2x prior to coitus will allowed me to extend the period of time with which my next orgasm will happen.  

-I will experiment with the thrust to ejaculate ratio (TER) as well as time between arousal states

-I postulate that the longer the period to time between my own release the more time is allotted for Janine’s Physiological and psychological arousal response.  

*She did state that she experienced full sexual release during our frottage episode.

-I penetrated Janine in the missionary position. I experienced a very clear heightened arousal state; quickened heart rate, flushed skin, slight throbbing in the genital region. Janine, however, requested to be on top. This produced deeper penetration. This also seemed to allow her to create the pacing. I observed a similar physiological response in her.

At this point, Peter had already unsheathed his hard-on from its jean prison and was lightly stroking along with the journal entry. Was he really going to do this while reading his friend’s very intimate, deeply personal thoughts. Yes. Yes he was and no one had to know. Just he and Egon’s journal and the office. Slimer was nowhere at the moment. Besides, it had been a minute since his last tryst and as nerdy as the entry was, it was doing it for him. He continued stroking and reading.

-Her moans were more low and elongated.

- I did not last long, neither did she. This was my first time experiencing a form of Kabzah.

-Female orgasm is not dissimilar to the male. An inverse of rhythmic contractions from the inner vascular walls similar to my own corpus spasm without the outward release of seminal fluid.

*Is squirting possible?

- I would also like to test which position during active Penile/Vaginal interaction (PVI) yields the longest coital connection and which produces the highest pleasure response in Janine.

*Note to self, study more on tantra. I might need to brush up on my Sanskrit. I have my work cut out for me.

Writing this has caused me to become aroused yet again. Perhaps I will have the opportunity to try one of my hypotheses now.

Peter was already on his last few strokes. He was not paying attention to the journal anymore; or the door to the lab for that matter.  His eyes closed tight as he pumped himself faster. A dark figure stood in the door frame. Peter climaxed with an audible grunt spurting into his own hand; Panting as he opened his eyes to see Egon standing there in the doorway. Huffing. straight faced. Eyes wide. Eyebrow low. For a hot moment the silence stretched on for eons. The silence lasted until the eventual heat death of the universe, at least in Peter’s mind, which had ceased to function.

“OH MY GOD! I’M SORRY! I’M SO SORRY!”

Peter shouted as he grabbed a pillow from the couch absentmindedly holding it in front of himself with his cummy hand.

“I now understand the adage feeling your blood boil.”

Egon stated matter of factually, in a calm and cold way.

“Spengs I can explain.”

“Don’t. I wouldn’t want you to debase yourself.”

“I…I’m just gonna go. I—I’ll clean the pillow.”

Peter Lowered his head and cowered making himself look small. He quickly pushed himself back into his pants and backed out of the lab leaving the journal on the couch and the mop laying on the ground. Egon was still silent as if processing. Egon turned slowly toward Peter, still cold and calculated he spoke.

“Peter, I’m not angry with you. I am pissed with myself. I should have known better than expecting anything better of you.”

“Hey! Wait a Minute.--”

Peter stopped; Egon’s words hurt but he deserved it. Still, It felt like Egon was a parent who was deeply disappointed in a son. He didn’t view his friend as a father but he knew this particular kind of shame.

“I really am sorry. I knew what I was doing was wrong, but I did it anyway. Can you find it in your heart to forgive me big guy?”

Egon sighed. His face softened. He lifted his glasses and rubbed the bridge of his nose with his thumb and pointer.

“I need some time to think about it Peter.”

He stated as he shut the door in peters face.

Authors note: It would take Egon some time to get over this but that’s a story for a different day.

[tawneybel]

Imagine Harry Warden feeling the need for some companionship.

If the valentine had asked you to meet your secret admirer inside the mine, you would have ignored it out of distaste. But Valentine Bluffs was a small town and you were coy about your love life.

You didn’t expect to find yourself forced into the ancient elevator. The perpetual descent into the dark earth was accompanied by your snatcher’s heavy breathing.

Pulling you into the lift hadn’t taken much physical exertion. You got your answer when his gloved palm made contact with your pantied backside. Somehow you’d missed the hardening appendage jutting out of his pants. Otherwise completely covered, your abductor loomed over your sunken form.

You hadn’t pushed his hand away or slapped him. That, Harry thought, was a good start.

“Did you send me this... valentine?”

The miner decided to pretend that was a term of endearment as he pulled your drawers to the side.

It took both of you a second to realize the elevator had stopped. Before you could react, Harry pulled you out of the mine’s shaft and onto his.

[promenadewithme]

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writersnoonereads: Recent and forthcoming books and reprints by...

Recent and forthcoming books and reprints by previously-covered authors:

Mynona (The Creator from Wakefield Press; also see translator Peter Wortsman’s anthology Tales of the German Imagination from the Brothers Grimm to Ingeborg Bachmann)

Mary Butts (The Complete Stories, with a preface by John Ashbery, from McPherson and Co.)

Alejandra Pizarnik (A Musical Hell and Extracting the Stone of Madness from New Directions; Diana’s Tree from Ugly Duckling)

Rosemary Tonks (Bedouin of the London Evening: Collected Poems from Bloodaxe)

Juan Jose Saer (La Grande from Open Letter Books, their third Saer book translated by Steve Dolph)

Paul Scheerbart (Glass! Love!! Perpetual Motion!!! from University of Chicago Press and Rakkóx the Billionaire and The Great Race from Wakefield)

Arkady and Boris Strugatsky (The Dead Mountaineer’s Inn forthcoming from Melville House)

Jules Renard (Poil de Carotte reprint from Godine)

Alfred Kubin (Dedalus finally reprinted Mike Mitchell’s translation of The Other Side)

Stanley Crawford (The Canyon: A Novel forthcoming from University of New Mexico Press)

Hob Broun (Open Road published ebooks of his work, apparently after reading David Winters’ guest post (!))

Gisèle Prassinos (The Arthritic Grasshopper and Other Tales from Wakefield and Surrealist Texts from Black Scat Books)

Tom Whalen (The Straw That Broke from Black Scat)

Cioran & Leo Perutz (Arcade/Skyhorse has reprinted many books by Cioran and Perutz)

Gherasim Luca (Self-Shadowing Prey from Contra Mundum Press)

Stefan Grabinski (Motion Demon and Passion; see StefanGrabinski.org)

Walter de la Mare (Told Again, with an intro by Philip Pullman, Princeton University Press)

Felisberto Hernandez (Piano Stories reprint from New Directions) Henri Michaux (Thousand Times Broken from City Lights; Life in the Folds forthcoming from Wakefield)

Robert Aickman (Will's spreadsheet to keep track of Aickman’s stories and the recent Faber reprints)

12/8 update: Jürgen von der Wense (A Shelter for Bells: From the Writings of Jürgen von der Wense, edited and translated by Kirston Lightowler and Herbert Pfostl, forthcoming in 2015 from Epidote Press; issue 2 of Reliquiae features excerpts)

12/10 update: Vincent O'Sullivan (in 2013, Solis Press reprinted The Good Girl (1912), a book admired by Robert Aickman and John Cowper Powys) 

12/22 update: Nicholas Moore (Shoestring Press recently published Moore’s Selected Poems)

[sneil29]

Mark your calendars - Mayday is this Saturday May 27th!

From: Quadra Island Recreation Society

May Day, Saturday May 27, 2017

SCHEDULE OF EVENTS

…who does what, when

"CELEBRATE 150 YEARS OF ALL THINGS CANADIAN -1867 to 2017" is this years May Day theme. Join your friends and neighbours in a big community picnic at Rebecca Spit, Saturday May 27th, 2017. Celebrate the coming of spring and summer with colour, costumes, floats, and music – the more zany and bizarre the better! Let your imaginations soar and unveil your creativity! The best way to get to the end of the Spit is on a float!

           8:30 am                Gates open for parade entries

           9:00 -10:00 am     Shuttle starts at the HBI (thanks to Spirit of the West!)

           10:00 am              Parade starts at Rebecca Spit                                    

           10:30 am              Face painting starts. Concession opens

           11:00 am              Official ceremonies

           12:00 -ish             Box Lunch auction

           12:30 -ish             Afternoon entertainment begins

           1:00 - 3:00 pm      Fort building  

           12:30 -ish              Foot races begin

           1:30 pm                 Sailing dinghy race begins (weather dependent)  

           2:00 - 3:00 pm       Shuttle back to the HBI (infant & next size up car seats available thanks to Spirit of the West!)

PLEASE LEAVE YOUR DOGS AT HOME

Let’s keep May Day happy and safe for everyone by being aware of any potential dangers and acting accordingly. Parents, we need your help with this!

MAY DAY is a volunteer-powered, non-commercial, traditional community event first held on Quadra in 1898. The Recreation Society Board of Directors thanks the many dozens of people who contribute to the event in big and little ways and wishes everyone a happy, joy filled, sunny day!

POSTERS: See posters by Candace Holmes up around the island.

PARADE: Get your neighbourhood, business, or group together and challenge other groups to out-do your float! There is the Trophy for best float; prize money for costumes, bike, walkers. [Many say the best fun of May Day is in the parade line up...so come on and get involved!] Thank you judges (anonymous) and parade marshals, Jeanie Stoppard, Robin Beaton, Barbara Mindell and Nadine Mar.

PARKINg: On arriving at Rebecca Spit, please do not park beyond the park gate, as the parade floats will need room to set up. All floats will end up in the parking lot after the parade so please don’t expect to follow the parade up to the parking lot, as It will already be full! Thank you to Paul Ryan and Clint Young for gate control.  Physically challenged people may ask permission of the gatekeeper to drive to the parking lot.

GREASE POLE: Doug and Gretchen Peters grease the pole and monitor the contestants. No pyramids please. Note at the top tells the winner to collect $50 from Doug Peters.  

GRADE 5/ 6 PICNIC: May Day is a time to honour the Grade 5 class which will be leaving for Campbell River next year. Check out the last picnic table with the balloons. Thanks to Deb Cowper, Fern James, Jenny Olsen and Grade 5/6 parents for organizing this. Thanks to the Coastal Community Credit Union for donating their tent. (Grade 5 & 6 homeschoolers are welcome to join as well.)

M.C.: Terryl Bertagnolli will be our master of ceremonies this year.

QUEEN AND COURT: Speech contestants in Grade 6 deliver a speech at the Community Centre 2 weeks before May Day. The winner is the May Queen and runners up are in the court. Thanks to Robin Beaton for guiding this process. Former May Queens are the speech contest judges.

STAGE: Thanks to Mel & Ross Doak for supplying and setting up the stage; and grade 5/6 parents for decorating it. Special thanks Mel & Ross, for also donating the porta-potties!

MAY DAY DEDICATION: Each year a citizen or group who has given positive service to the community over a lengthy period of time is honoured.

SOUND: Daniel Sutherland will supply the sound equipment and be the sound techie.

MAY POLE DANCERS:  Linda McClusky & Mandy Hart prepare the Grade 3 and 4 dancers for the traditional May Pole dance. Thank you also to the staff of Quadra Elementary. Bravo!

BOX LUNCH AUCTION: Please support all the local businesses who donate magnificent “box” lunches each May Day. This is a big fund-raiser for next year’s May Day. Get your friends together to bid and have a marvelous banquet. Huge appreciations go out to our fabulous Deb Manery for organizing this and to Terryl Bertagnolli for being the auctioneer.

CONCESSION: Thanks to the dozens of volunteers who do a shift or two. Phone Q.C.C. at 285-3243 to volunteer.

RACES: Thank you to Michael Redican, Helen Lee, Murray & Marion Garland for organizing this.

ENTERTAINMENT: After the box lunch auction, stay tuned. There will be some action on the stage lead by local musicians Kris Wellstine & Jaci McPhee.

SAIL BOAT RACES: If dinghy sailing is your sport, call John Barclay at 285-3897. Start time is 1:30 for the dinghies (weather permitting).

FACE PAINTING: FACE PAINTNG VOLUNTEERS WE NEED YOU! Thanks to Megan Hartley for organizing face painting this year! Some four hundred faces are decorated by the end of the day! It’s free and starting at 10:30 a.m. Phone Q.C.C. at 285-3243 to volunteer.

Fort building: Barbara Mindell (with helper Vaughn Collins) organizes this for the kids, from 1:00 to 3:00 on the Drew Harbour side of the Spit. Kids will comb the beach for items, and then build forts with their findings. People can vote on their favorite fort by buying a flag for a loonie (all money goes to the kids); voting is from 2:00-3:00.

VOLLEYBALL: Pat Field and family will start you off.

CREDIT UNION DISPLAY WINDOW:  Check out the theme based display at the Coastal Community Credit Union in the weeks before May Day. Display created by Sue Mitchell.

PHOTOGRAPHER:  Jo-Anne Johnson and Carol Woolsey are the official Q Rec photographers this year, thanks photographers! We would also like YOU to be a May Day photographer! If you get some good shots, send them to: info@quadrarec.bc.caand be part of our archives.

EQUIPMENT GUARDIANS: Thanks to Rosalind Dysart & Adam McGuffie for care-taking over night. Thanks also to Nick Knuit, Paul Renda and crew for trucking tables to the Spit. They need help taking them back at 4:30 -ish. Want to help? Phone 285-3243.

CLEAN UP and recycling: Thanks to Waste Management for donating dumpsters and recycling bins. Please do your part in helping to keep the park clean. Please pick up litter when you see it.

Have a great May Day and thanks to all who made suggestions for themes and put them in the theme suggestion boxes; and of course big appreciations to all the volunteers!” 

Thanks from Q.C.C. staff,

Rebecca Young   Executive Director

& Sue Mitchell   Assistant

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[tawneybel]

Imagine running into the last person you want to see while trying to escape from the Hanniger Mine. You freeze when the beam of light from Harry Warden’s headlamp hits your face. He must have already met your boyfriend, because the killer has your n/u/d/e Valentine photos fanned out in one hand. The other hand is violently pumping an erec/tion.

[tawneybel]

Imagine witnessing Harry Warden cut out a mine supervisor’s heart. You’re certain you’re next as the killer walks up to you and places his hand on your chest.

Then he starts f*ndling you.