#onanism

[finalset]

[timhulsizer]

What We Do In the Shadows, s06e03 (2024)

[tawneybel]

Imagine walking in on Walt cranking it to your completely SFW social media selfies.

[oddman-the-oldman]

.

practicing the form

engaging my reflexes

single handedly

.

[thisismyideaofhumor]

We must learn from the sin of Onan. We must get our brother’s wives pregnant

[i-platypus]

Aye, there's the rub...

masturbation is evil not for any puritan anti-fun reason but because it has permanently claimed so many verbs

[josemanuelhortelanopi]

Summer daddy for Onan

[tawneybel]

Imagine being an actual groupie and asking Beth to listen to your demo. She says she likes it. A lot. Enough to add it to her jilling off playlist.

Enough to invite you to watch her if you want more inspiration.

Note: Pretend she looks happier lol.

[flock-of-cassowaries]

Connor disapproves.

november vibe

[yama-bato]

Timurtaş Onan

[joeinct]

Photo by Timurtaş Onan

[lascitasdelashoras]

Timurtas Onan

[ojo-rojo]

Timurtaş Onan: from the "Istanbul"book and series.

[ay-misali]

Sabahtan akşama senin yanında Gece olur bende batar gözlerin

Beni bahri sanma yüzmeyi bilmem Çeker derinlere yutar gözlerin

Alıp götürürsün yar başlarına Kurtulmak istersin tutar gözlerin

Derdimi yaymayı bana bırakmaz Sürüsünü bana katar gözlerin

Sana çıngı düşse ben tutuşurum Sende yanar bende tüter gözlerin

Günleri tükenir gün saymayanın Sehpamı avluna çatar gözlerin

Sacit Onan

[tinynap]

AND THEN HE DID THE BADBOYHALO DANCE :(

[josemanuelhortelanopi]

relaxed beauty for Onán