#Peri's Puffs of Noise

[doomdaysdecays]

tagged by @stephanie-cass-angel <3

1. Nickname: Dot (formerly Peri)

2. Sign: Scorpio

3. Height: 5’6

4. Last google search: juliette and roma💀

5. Song stuck in my head: Cold Island (my singing monsters)

6. Number of followers: 1,723

7. Amount of sleep: 7-9 hours

8. Lucky number: 3, 6, 8, 9

9. What are you wearing:

and matching sweatpants <3

10. Dream job: getting paid to daydream🥲besides that, writer or something with animals

11. Favorite songs: too many to list so heres my current favorite artists instead: Jazmin Bean, Marina, Snowblood, Zheani <3

12. Favorite instruments: guitar, piano

13. Aesthetics: weirdcore, nostalgiacore, cozy

14. Favorite author: not sure

15. Favorite animal noise: my dog sleep-barking <3

16. Random fact: i have a big handmade Fluffle Puff plushie from a Russian lady. It’s 100% accurate & one of the best purchases ever

tagging @starsh0riz0n and @whump-cafe <3

[chrancecriber]

1.FM - Chillout Lounge Radio (February 20, 2023)

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[periberrytea]

On a completely unrelated note, I'm about to message that cute person who I think might've been a regular at my old job... I literally took one of my anxiety tranqs so I wouldn't be a shaking mess and it's just barely working lol... Pray for me friends, I might die out here

[peri-tales]

it’s almost that time of year again when I Am The Most Powerful

[elderkale]

and i do love the drama

Written for Week 8 of @dwmasters Fiftieth Masterversary Mini Event!

Theme: a new gadget Dialogue prompt: “Ah, how time flies. It seems like just yesterday…”

AO3

Being grabbed and dragged into alleys was hardly what normal people would consider a part of daily routine, and being held at weaponpoint even less so. And even less so on G-Qix IX, a planet unknown throughout the five systems for its lack of hidden treasures and civil unrest, and abundance of snore-inducing boredom. The pies were nice, though.

The Doctor was not normal people. Quite the opposite, in fact.

What had he been talking about?

Ah, of course. Weaponpoint.

If it hadn’t been a pattern three bodies ago, it certainly was now. Normally, his captors would be so uninspired to use guns, or knives, on the odd day. Maybe even some improvisation, or even, dare he say it, originality, if the Doctor was lucky.

Today, he was lucky.

The villain of the day was not a tall man, maybe an inch or two shorter than the Doctor himself, and the grip he had on his arm was strong enough to bruise. It might have been threatening, had the Doctor not grown used to such incidents centuries ago (He did not, no matter what Peri used to say, go ‘looking for danger.’ Quite the contrary, in fact— danger seemed to be looking for him ).

He was rather fetching, the Doctor supposed, in the rogueish, slightly unhinged sort of way found in handsome clowns or well-off court jesters, dark, windswept (or perhaps it was just messy) hair brushed carelessly over his forehead. The effect was, however, slightly dampened by the thing he was pointing at his face.

“Pardon?” the Doctor asked.

The man scoffed. The Doctor focused on not staring at his lips. “I said,” the man repeated, “Doctor.”

“Ah,” said the Doctor. “Yes, that’s me.” He tried to get a good look at the thing. It was vaguely box-shaped. as if crafted by someone who had only been given the loose description of what a box was, and wrapped in more wires than any not-box needed. “Looking, were you? Well, I’m afraid I can’t help you. It’s my vacation day, you see, and, for once, I intend to keep it that way.”

The man snorted. “Please,” he said. “You’ve never wanted a real vacation in your life.”

“Really.” The Doctor crossed his arms. The man scowled and waved the thing a bit. “And just how would you know that?”

“Rassilon, you’re gullible when you’re young.”

“I beg your pardon!” the Doctor exclaimed. “I am hardly young, young man. And how do you even know of Rassilon?” He narrowed his eyes suspiciously and leaned forwards until the thing the other man was holding nearly brushed his nose. “Who are you, anyway?”

The man sneered. “Take a guess.”

The Doctor squinted harder. The Valeyard? Impossible. Frobisher playing a trick, perhaps? But no, this wasn’t his style. He squinted even harder. until his eyes were nearly slits. The man rolled his eyes.

No. . . unless. . ?

The Doctor dragged in a long, hard sniff. “Oh,” he said, nose wrinkling with disdain. “It’s you.”

The Master—and it was the Master—bared his teeth in a cruel, capricious grin. “In the flesh.

“Stole another body, have you?” The Doctor looked down his nose at the checkered purple waistcoat. “Well,” he sniffed, “it’s better than being a crispy critter, I suppose.”

The Master scowled and raised the thing, pressing it to the Doctor’s forehead. “The only ‘crispy critter’ that’ll be here when I’m done is you,” he growled. “Just watch, Doctor, watch as—”

The Doctor leaned back and pulled at the point with his finger. It sprung back with a cheerful twang. “Of course,” he drawled. “What’s this, then? Revamped your shrinky dink?” He leaned back a bit more, eyes crossing as he looked down at the device. “Shame. At least the old one looked somewhat threatening.”

The Master gnashed his teeth. “TCE!”

The Doctor rolled his eyes, but made no comment about the ridiculous name. They had a script to follow, after all. “Well, go on,” he said. “Lay it on me. The threats, the hostages, the impending universal doom? Throw in a ticking clock while you’re at it, why don’t you? It’s been a slow day. And I do love the—”

The Master brandished the thing again. “Do we honestly need words, Doctor?” he asked, smiling a smile as sweet as poisoned honey and twice as sticky. “Really, I thought—”

“Let me guess,” said the Doctor. “You’ve upgraded to a gravitational compressor? It’ll turn me inside-out? You press that button and the ground beneath me crumbles and I fall screaming into the heart of a dying sun?”

“I—wha—”

“Always one for temporal engineering, weren’t you?” the Doctor continued, steamrolling over the Master’s attempts to break in. “But still, always more focused on the end result than the details. I remember those rants. Ah, how time flies.” He sighed contentedly. The Master hwrngfed. “It seems like just yesterday—”

The Master made a furious, strangled noise and pressed the spring to the Doctor’s forehead. “Do you ever stop talking?”

“Well, I do believe I’ll leave that up to you to tell me,” said the Doctor. “You are ahead of me, aren’t you?” he asked, running an eye down the Master’s figure. Appreciatively, one might say. Hopefully, even.

The Master seemed to have to physically bite back a cutting insult. Or perhaps it had been a speech, long and dramatic, and equally admirable and yawn-inspiring. Who knew? The Doctor certainly didn’t. “You have no idea,” he breathed. There was something different about him, something else, something indescribably, undeniably, intangibly off about him that the Doctor had never seen in any of his other Masters. “You haven’t got a clue,” he spat. There was a light in his eyes, fervent and almost feverish, and when his lip curled, it almost looked like his face was about to peel right off. “You swan around—”

“Of course,” said the Doctor. “But, my dear fellow, don’t you think it’s possible that you might have miswired your—”

The Master snarled and pressed the button. There was a loud bang and he vanished, leaving nothing in his wake but a puff of dust and a fading scream.

The Doctor craned his neck, squinting to watch the rapidly shrinking dot in the sky. Eventually, the pinprick vanished. “Well,” sighed the Doctor, straightening his lapels. “I suppose I’ll have to save him. Again.”

He huffed, the grinned. It seems like just yesterday.

[radabadabing-bing]

Xander eats cake and gets ridiculously fat

Hey I sold you on the title eh? This is a pretty straightforward story. I pulled it off my deviantart and edited parts of it so people can read it without being a formatting disaster. I will be uploading two more, one on Niles, one on Keaton, in a bit. Don’t want to overwhelm people. I’m also gonna say this...gets pretty dicey. You should be 18+ if you want to read this. Or, uh, any of my stories here on out. I will tone things back a bit, but these three were kind of super super self indulgent and kind of shared on a whim. Anyways that’s enough of a tangent, you came here for Xander getting ridiculously fat and here it is.

Smart would be not eating a piece of cake that showed up out of nowhere.

That would be gluttony.

Why Xander felt so gluttonous that day, he did not know. Perhaps he had failed to eat breakfast or lunch while training his sword arm. Perhaps he had been busy in strategy missions that day. Or perhaps he really was just hungry. But either or, he ate that slice of cake.

The true unusual part about the cake was it's location. Xander had ended up in the ever winding basement of the astral castle. It spread on for miles...Each direction going on forever and ever. Just...dust and hidden things. And those hidden things...were not always kind. Most things in the deepest reaches of the basement were terrible artifacts or potions, made in an era long past. And those brews and artifacts had terrible effects on the users.

Xander didn't know this. No one could really blame him- it seemed rather innocuous at first. Of course, one may find basement cake...strange. However, to Xander, it looked and smelled fresh. The crown prince had gingerly used a fork located next to it, just as fresh as the cake, to take off a piece and eat it. It was the best cake he had ever had- far surpassing that of Camilla's or Peri's (The surprisingly good chef she was). He could not resist- he consumed every last crumb of that cake, leaving an empty plate in his wake. He began to wonder if there was more of said cake, but simply couldn't shake this strange feeling that washed over him. He felt so heavy- yet was the same size as before. He gave up on his cake conquest and was about to get back to his original task of finding a few steel weapons that were sent down a while back when it hit  him. Intense gurgling from his stomach was the first hint of what would happen.

And it wasn't just a hunger gurgle. This gurgle was something that was...indescribable. Like a pot of water bubbling after heat was applied. Unnatural.

Next was a burp. Very un-prince like, but excusable. But he...really wasn't feeling good now. "Ygh...perhaps that cake was stale..." His stomach continued to burble and glub. He couldn't see, but for some reason...he felt it puff out? Of course not. It was just the cake. It was just a silly feeling.

But...he couldn't shake it. Everything tingled. Did his butt just swell? He turned to see it- a little more puffy than usual. No, no, he shook it off. It's just the cake. The cake...That could've been

lined with...? No, no. It couldn't be happening. Not to Xander.

His armor was not bulging out. That's how it always looked. His armor always made strange clanking noises as if it were falling apart.

His hips were always that wide. He was not getting fa-

The straps on his armor began stretching out.

Yes, he was definitely gaining weight.

His pants were getting tighter and tighter and so was his armor.

Whatever that cake did to him, it was bad. He took refuge by using the wall to support him, putting a hand on the wall. Another surge of fat hit him, and several straps failed around his body. "UURP!" He released a roaring bolk. "Uhng...this is really bad UUURP!" Clang! A piece of his armor fell off.

His pudgy belly spilled out. Clink clank clink, more armor fell off, more flesh spilling out. He scooped it up with his hands, feeling it slowly grow and jiggle as it grew out. Another piece of armor gone, more of his belly exposed. It was rotund, his navel deep.

It's grumbling was bad enough, but Xander forgot about how it wasn't just his belly- With a rip, he remembered his butt was blowing up too. Bwump, bwump, it got bigger and bigger,

tearing away at his pants. His thighs blew up, larger than Camilla's or anyone else in the army. More armor popping off, thighs chafing  against one another. He was stripped of his armor now, wearing his light clothes, which were meant to be comfortable to a muscular Xander, not a Xander whose pectorals had been blown out of proportion and belly rode up the shirt. He was becoming a swollen caricature of himself, no longer in fighting form. He felt his pants tighten in the front...perhaps some sort of bloodrush, or the sudden movement of whatever that cake was filling him with. Pudgy and puffy, he put a hand to his distended belly. It gurgled and slightly trembled as it bloated out of control.

The zipper of his pants burst apart, the button holding it together wasn't doing so well either. He felt the growth emerge out from it, freed from it's constriction. The tear in his pants was growing larger and larger as his ass grew larger and larger. His shirt ripped in two, thanks to his set of perky manboobs, blobby and rounded. "I need to get huuuuuuarp!" His words were interrupted by another burp, "UUUUURP! Help!"

To even reach the cake in the first place, Xander had to enter it's own little "room". It had a normal sized door any normal sized person could enter through. Of course, at this point Xander was not normal sized. Regardless, he tried to go through the door, wedging his fattened

body in place, much to his horror. He continued to burp, along with grunting as he tried to jiggle his body free of the door. The button of his pants, which had been rather good in holding on for so long, finally failed, and with a ping blasted off the floor. He felt his face get chubbier as he

pried himself through the doorway, at least trying to. Embarrassingly, he was stuck- his swelling body not making things easier. Seams all around his pants were popping off, coming undone. Eventually, Xander was only wearing his underwear, which weren't doing too good- heavily intenting his plump and thick thighs.

Just as his arms began to expand out and grow to immense size, good luck was upon Xander, as he popped out of the doorframe with a stumble. His body wobbled and jiggled as it was freed, Xander nearly falling on his back due to his fantastic weight. His erection was really beginning to become noticeable in his tight, tight underwear. He bit his lip as the seam of his undergarments began tearing. "Mm...mm..." Something was welling up in his stomach. A big burst. Something bad. "Mm...mm...muuup, urp, urp..." He let out tiny burps first. And then... "Muh, muh, MUUUUURP, UUUUUUURP" Xander gave out his loudest bolk yet. His underwear snapped off with the loud belch, leaving him naked. It was a miracle he was standing at that weight, though given the pace of his growth he wouldn't be standing much longer.

How had no one not found him?...That might actually not be that bad. He shuddered to think what would happen if someone had seen him, especially like this. His belly was gurgling loudly now, growing very quickly at his freed pace. A wave of fat hit his butt, knocking him off balance.

He began to stumble, becoming too heavy to stand- and promptly fell on his squishy rump. "Guh..." He managed to let out a grunt in between his various belches and burps. And he really could not ignore his enlarged member, despite being hidden under layers of fat. It's growth was not ceasing…

He couldn't take much more of this. He was approaching the ceiling at this point. Xander felt like he could burst...Could...could he burst?

He didn't like that thought. His stomach was still expanding out, with louder and louder growls. Xander tried to reach for it, but found his arms were too large as well, too fat to adjust properly. Even his hands were hard to move, hardly able to close into fists. Everything felt so...big. Much, much too large. "Uhhhng...Mmm..." That feeling was welling up again in his chest again. There was a big burp coming. "Mmm! Mmm! M-UOOOOARP!" A final burst of fat hit him, pushing him against the walls.

"Uuuuhn...It's...over..." Sweat dribbled down his face. He felt disgusting.

"Ugh...So...Tired..." The groaning of his stomach lulled him to sleep, exhausted by his immense growth.

Xander woke up much, much later. And he was much, much lighter.

He picked himself up off the ground. He was still quite flabby, with a prominent belly, fattened thighs, and a rounded rump. Xander sighed, how could he explain this to the others? Being naked and fat. And his stomach...His stomach ached, still reeling from the cake...cake...the cake...he could smell it. He turned to the doorway he had been stuck in. There wasn't just a single piece of cake now.

There was a whole one. Just sitting there, waiting to be eaten. He looked down at his belly. He looked towards the cake. He was salivating...Xander shouldn't of eaten that cake. Any under circumstance.

But before he knew it, he was shoveling the cake into his mouth with reckless abandon...

[peridoodletea]

greyrider replied to your photo “buzz buzz motherhecker”

Let peri say fuck

noooooooo !!!

[periberrytea]

I'm starting to forget which things actually happened in TMA and which things I read in fanfics lol....... Oops

[periberrytea]

gosh uhhMM i matched with someone on okcupid who looks an awful lot like this really cute regular i had when i worked at chatime, who always ordered lychee black tea..... BUT I’M TOO SCARED TO ASK IF IT’S THEM, BUT ALSO THEY’RE SO CUTE, HRKK

[periberrytea]

ALAS.

THEY WERE NOT MY REGULAR.

HOWEVER CUTE PERSON IS CUTE REGARDLESS AND IT’D BE NICE IF WE... could be................ f-frens..........................................

[periberrytea]

golly, i sure love logging onto tumbler dot com, where they made their website’s algorithms actively hostile towards their own userbase in order to get rid of the pornbots, only to scroll down 3 posts on my dash and have a pornbot’s post recommended to me by those same algorithms

[periberrytea]

Was I the only one as a kid who thought we were gonna eventually get some deep lore about the alphabet explaining how W, X, Y, and Z were more recently added? Those ones sounded like new additions to me and I just assumed they were and that I would eventually learn about it... Am I crazy?

[periberrytea]

I ordered new clothes before all this covid stuff took over, and the clothes came in after it was too late to wear them out anywhere... so this morning I mustered up the energy to do a little photoshoot for myself, hehe, I tried on most of my new stuff. I should post my favourite pics <3

[periberrytea]

OH I SHOULD MAKE A NEW ICON oh I love making new icons >:3

[periberrytea]

Every time the Tumblr app asks me to rate it I'm just like... Trust me you don't want to know what I think buddy

[periberrytea]

aw butts i accidentally messed up my description updating my icon, heck