#Penguin Writes: Reader Inserts

[yandere-toons]

Yandere Oswald Cobblepot (Platonic & Romantic Headcanons)

Warnings: Mentions of Gore, Violence, Blood, Stalking, Alcohol Use, Use of Firearms, Mentions of Torture, Death, Undeath, Desecration of Corpses, Mention of Abduction, Incarceration, Psychological Manipulation.

Platonic:

From his days of spying and backstabbing as a human footstool for Fish Mooney, Oswald has understood that most relationships are transactional and devoid of real intimacy. Hence, he becomes so readily attached when someone goes out of their way to make his time on this earth a little easier.

In this person, whom he now wishes to have as a lifelong friend, Oswald sees a shining exception to human ugliness, for whose sake he is willing to break laws, spend vast sums of money, and take lives to keep with him. The late Gertrud Kapelput taught him that one must give everything to those dearest to one's heart, a lesson Oswald will honour for the rest of his life.

In addition to assassinating people on his friend's behalf, this devotion translates to buying out entire inventories of jewellery and clothes for them. He offers free drinks at his nightclub, guarantees protection if they operate a business, and provides super-secret special access to all his mother's recipes.

Being sentenced to Arkham or Blackgate is no matter when Mayor Cobblepot is eager to finagle the early release of an old friend. He will blackmail, intimidate, and coerce all the appropriate offices until the person he wants is back with him. Oswald becomes exceedingly irritable and anxious if separated from his friend for too long.

He relies on them to lend him an ear whenever he needs to castrate a rival verbally. Although he is not the most cooperative, Oswald is sensitive to any advice from his friend, a sensitivity that doubles if they tell him he is a good man.

As soon as they are more than a few hours late for a meeting and have not contacted him with an airtight explanation, Oswald is howling at his goons to find them and phoning the GCPD to babble about filing a missing persons report. He refuses to sleep or stop pursuing their alleged killer after his worried heart tells him they lie dead in an alley.

Oswald is drowning in grief and hysteria, attacking anyone who delivers bad news about the search when his friend returns to him alive. He collapses into their arms and rejoices that he can delay learning how it would feel to live without them a bit longer, at which point he begs them to clear their schedule in favour of accompanying him through his day.

If anyone dares make a laughingstock of this relationship and, by extension, him, Oswald paces up and down his home while guzzling wine and ranting about how he will roast these people's entrails like chestnuts over an open fire.

Practising emotional honesty for something other than anger takes every courage Oswald can summon. It is safer for him to live out his days half-satisfied and fantasizing than to put his hopes to the test and risk terrifying rejection, so while he is weighing the pros and cons of coming clean, Oswald awaits a sign that the attachment is reciprocal.

In his ideal world, he lives in his father's mansion and drinks tea with his mother and friend while everyone talks about how he proved the critics wrong and became a great man despite everything. This dream will never come true for various reasons that keep Oswald awake at night, so he persuades his friend to take one of the guest bedrooms and dispatches those who might threaten his monopoly on their attention.

He does much to sweeten the deal, which, when broken down to its most basic elements, is a request for his friend to devote themselves to him, as Gertrud did and as he says he did for them. A gourmet breakfast and dinner from Olga every day are a given, but the only item on which Oswald will not make concessions is permission to leave Gotham.

Suppose his friend chooses a life of crime. Oswald considers himself their proudest and most adamant supporter. If they are arrested, he will burst into the police station with an army of sycophants — if necessary, an angry mob of misguided citizens — and demand that all charges be dropped. If the GCPD resists, he will send Victor Zsasz to raid the precinct in a hail of bullets or turn the case into a political issue for the cameras and journalists to shame the police into submission.

A constant sense of danger looms over the friendship, like wolves over a sick deer. Oswald sees it every day in the crowds wishing him to suffer, in the way his heartbeat jumps and pushes him to lash out each time someone approaches his friend with a suspicious look. This hypervigilance may one day prove too stressful, and Oswald decides his best course of action is to fake his friend's death and sequester them in a safe house until he rules Gotham's underworld with absolute power.

If they do die, Oswald embraces their corpse and wails like a lost child until he has to retreat to survive or gets a chance to mangle the one he thinks is to blame. Afterwards, he is subject to fits of rage and melancholy when reminded of his departed friend and enlists Hugo Strange to revive them.

Operating under a fat paycheck and the threat of torture if he fails, Strange is cleared to sacrifice as many people and make as many monstrous modifications as necessary to succeed. Driven mad by loss compounded, Oswald finds scarcely a price not worth paying if it allows him to have back one of the few bright spots in his life.

Romantic:

In terms of relationship security, Oswald experiences some cognitive dissonance. He wants to believe that his partner will never abandon him, but at the same time, he fears losing them to anyone with a pulse.

Oswald, pathologically insecure, suspects his partner of finding a replacement for him after one ill-timed joke, one misunderstood smile, or one rejection of another's flirtation that he does not feel was direct enough. He flies into a tirade about how they lead him on and play with his emotions to leech off his wealth and influence.

This explosive tantrum sends his every minion scurrying far away, for whichever lackey is standing closest to him at that moment will be stabbed in the neck with a broken bottle or beaten senseless with a fire poker, depending on the setting. Even though the physical aspects of his rage never touch his partner, the threat of what he could do to them is present evermore.

Throughout his life, the only people who have invariably been kind to him without ulterior motives are his parents, especially his mother. Therefore, a genuine compliment from his partner overwhelms him with the feeling of being wanted and makes him grossly overestimate his importance to them.

If someone claims that his partner has been disloyal to him, Oswald disregards any evidence as forged and maims the messenger for, in his eyes, being a filthy liar. The only way he would believe such a thing is if he uncovers the evidence himself, in which Oswald would rather blame a third party for forcing his partner's hand than let go of the comforting delusion that this relationship is meant to be.

As his rise to power destabilizes him mentally and puts a glaring target on his back, Oswald fears leaving his partner alone, even for a minute. His paranoia spirals out of control until he becomes obsessed with the possibility that enemies he knows too well and those he has yet to discover will come to murder or kidnap and torture the last good thing in his miserable existence.

Oswald assigns Victor Zsasz to keep vigil over his partner day and night for the foreseeable future, giving Victor — who in turn gives his henchwomen — strict shoot-on-sight orders for any visitors not on his list. The list is shorter than a pig's tail and consists of Oswald himself, Victor and crew, and as an on-again, off-again member, Edward Nygma.

In his deranged mind, not even Jim Gordan has business speaking to his partner without him there to monitor the interaction. Suppose Oswald gets the impression that someone is trying to wheedle information out of his partner or bully them into betraying his trust. In that case, this interloper is slain with extreme prejudice at the earliest opportunity.

Suppose a friend or family member decides to come over unannounced and receives a bullet to the brain, que será, será. Oswald has convinced himself that all the others in his partner's life are traitors waiting to happen, or, if not traitors, vulnerabilities that his enemies will use to lure his partner away from the safety of his watchful eye.

Acts of disrespect towards those he cares about make Oswald apoplectic, so if he hears anything about anyone accosting or assaulting his partner, someone is getting an umbrella crammed down their throat.

Whether he beats the culprit to death with a baseball bat, lets Victor have fun with them, or mounts their severed head on one of his end tables and calls it a decoration depends on the severity of his partner's distress. If tears are shed, and blood is bled, whoever caused them this pain is hunted like an animal and reduced to meat paste.

Through mass execution and permanent disfigurement, Oswald makes it clear that his partner is off-limits to Gotham's underworld, even to those members who have been licensed to do wrong by the Pax Penguina. Anyone still holding them at gunpoint loses an arm and then a life, and Oswald insists that he take that life himself because everything that threatens his partner threatens him, too.

If in Arkham together, Oswald deems himself far more honest than the rest of these ruffians and thus makes a promise. Any violence against his partner will be inflicted tenfold on the perpetrators, whom he adds to his big book of names to disappear once he regains his status as King of Gotham.

Locked alone in the asylum, Oswald worries that his partner will leave and forget about him. Once free, he tracks their current address by any means necessary and seeks confirmation that they have not forsaken him. This absence has so reinforced his inability to separate that the appearance of a new person or a request to distance himself from them is perceived as a betrayal.

Although Oswald will always forgive his partner, he will not quit plotting revenge against those who gave them these terrible ideas. The day of reckoning for these pond scum will come when and how he pleases. In the meantime, he would like to share a ribeye steak with his partner while everyone else in Gotham starves.

[quinloki]

Birthday Request Event v2024

Gift Details ♥ Reader Style: afab Character: Penguin/Shachi Vibe: NSFW Consensual AU: Cowboy AU Prompt: Erotically Charged Fight Gift Giver: @strawheart-pirate

Summary: Interest and flirting with a couple fellow cowboys, you find yourself in a field fighting to prove a point.

Content Notes: sex outside, no onlookers, oral received, threesome, biting, Shachi and Penguin being menaces together

This birthday party is 18+, consensual unless explicitly stated otherwise, and BYOB

You pulled the rope tight, hitching the red head’s wrists to his ankles even as he squirmed. You had started out flirting with him and his dark-haired friend, but the saucy quips snapped a little too much like whips a few times and the next thing you knew you were all three out in a field having a bit of a row.

Penguin is getting free of the quick and sloppy knot you’d put him in so you could focus on Shachi, but it wasn’t meant to hold. Just to slow him down so you could deal with the red head one on one.

“You tied my thumbs!” Shachi cries, wriggling in the grass and trying fruitlessly to get free.

“S’harder to undo a knot without thumbs.” You point out, pushing him onto his side before he hurts himself wiggling around like that.

Standing back up you square up with Penguin who is moving much more cautiously than before. The boys were certain they had more experience than you, in fighting and fucking, and whether they did or not was still uncertain.

What was certain was that you’d used their underestimation of you to your advantage.

Your problem now was that you were out of rope. Penguin had tucked the shorter length you’d used on him into his belt, and was slowly getting his own primary coil of hemp ready to go. Carrying two full coils wasn’t much of an option, it was entirely too heavy to be practical, no matter how useful it could be.

“Point made.” Penguin says, still moving and setting up his rope.

“… and yet.” You can’t keep the grin off your face. It’s nice to have someone give you credit like this, but the tension in the air is getting thick.

“You haven’t won yet.” He insists, returning a grin that shows he’s not angry, so much as he is entertained.

“There’s still the other matter, after this one.” You agree, stepping slowly away from Shachi. Even with him tied and turned aside, you’re not so foolish as to think he can’t - or won’t - help Penguin.

“Mm.” Penguin intones. He shifts and rushes toward you so fast you almost can’t react.

Nearly stumbling to get out of the way you just barely manage it. Penguin, more sure footed at this point, turns and adjusts easily. You let your surprise carry you to the ground tumbling away to get a bit of distance, and you can swear you felt his hands brush against you.

You half crawl, half scramble when you get to your feet, moving toward him. Penguin has rope, and you’ve no doubt the two are just as good as you are in wrangling. Too much distance would be in his favor. You either need to get his rope off him, or tackle him bodily.

They’re both taller than you, but the difference isn’t enough to make it impossible.

There’s a grind of rocks and dirt as Penguin stops short and you twist and rise, right up inside his space. There’s another flurry of steps as you each try to get leverage on the other. Penguin’s off-step, surprised by your sudden appearance right in his face, but he’s recovering quickly. It’s almost like a dance, the two of you trying to kick a foot out from under the other.

“THE ROPE!” Shachi bellows, and for a split second you aren’t sure why until Penguin’s arms move up, over and back down.

He uses the rope to pull you tight to his chest, stepping back and hefting you up in one motion. The rope has your arms stuck in place, and whether your feet are a foot off the ground or an inch doesn’t matter. You’ve lost your leverage.

“We win.” Penguin declares.

“The hell you have,” you growl, wriggling in the rope. “You can’t do anything but hold me, and if I can get free before the red-head,” you insist, thrashing more. You keep trying to wrap your leg around his, and Penguin’s shifting with you so you can’t force him off balance. It would be hard like this, but not impossible, to bring him to his knees.

The ropes creak and Penguin pulls you up a little more. You gasp from the unexpected shift and before you can recover his lips are hot against yours.

Your eyes go wide for a split second, and you’re returning the kiss before you’ve really registered the entire situation. The soft moan stays in your chest, but you’re pressed right up against him and even if he doesn’t hear it, you know he can feel it.

There’s little more than a soft breath of air, but your lips part and his tongue slips in. You lean into it, fuck the fight, your face is hot, and your mind is hazy, but it feels so good. He kisses so well. You tilt your head, and shift your gaze, catching the glimmer of blue eyes so dark and deep they almost look black.

“Fuck,” you huff before leaning in for another kiss. Hands are at your thighs, holding you up as the rope goes slack and your arms wrap around Penguin’s shoulders.

The heat of Shachi’s chest presses heavy against your back as he and Penguin adjust. Each of them holding one of your legs, leaving their other hand to wander over you, moving you as they need. Shachi’s breath is hot against your neck before he’s pressing kisses into your skin.

The tug of clothes is met with soft words from you. Please and yes and more fall from your lips in desperation as the two slowly strip away the things in their way. Your pants are pooled at your ankles, and Shachi holds you as Penguin kneels down and pulls your boots and pants off. His hands against your bare feet forces a moan out of you as he puts your legs over his shoulders.

Another soft swear leaves your lips, hands holding onto Shachi as those impossibly dark blue eyes follow the lines of your thighs and focus on the pleasure already dripping from you. Shachi nuzzles into the back of your neck.

“Watch him,” He commands, hands rough against your chest as he holds you in place. Red marks on your shoulders are already turning to bruises, circled by shallow lines of teeth marks from Shachi’s greedy kisses. “Let us know when you’re close, and I’ll bite you so” He runs his hard teeth against your skin, sighing, “… perfectly.”

Penguin licks your thighs as Shachi husks in your ear. His hat’s pulled back and out of the way, the dark crop of hair pressing against your thighs as his face and mouth disappear into your slit. You squirm, moans falling from your lips as his hungrier kisses send sweet waves of pleasure into you.

“Feels good?” Shachi questions, nipping at the curve of your ear.

You nod, breathy moans dripping off your bottom lip. “Yeah… yeah.” You gasp, holding onto him as the pleasure builds. Penguin’s tongue is doing things you didn’t think a tongue could do, and it’s driving you to the brink.

“Imagine how good it’ll feel,” Shachi begins, hands idly teasing your nipples. “With both of us, stuffed,” he thrusts his hips into you as Penguin shoves his tongue deeper. “Deep inside you.”

“Fuck, fuck.” You shake your head, breath coming out heavy and fast. “No, no, I’m gonna - I’m gonna cum, it’s too much!”

Pleasure curls your toes and tightens your muscles, the rush ripping through you. Penguin and Shachi hold you tight, and the scream of pleasure caught in your throat is released when Shachi’s sharp teeth sink into your skin.

[starchants]

hi! i don’t know if you write for spike (btvs) but could you maybe write dating spike hcs? sfw & nsfw?

william ‘spike’ pratt x neutral!reader ; dating headcanons.

word count — 884.

themes + warnings ; some lovely fluff, some hints of angst thrown in because of our beloved troublesome tortured poet and some nsfw content as well!

author’s note — hi my lil starling <3! i do most certainly write for our favorite lil bad boy spike, i hope you enjoy <3! depressingly, i believe, this is shorter than my one with angel but that doesn’t mean that i don’t love him any less! i just literally ran out of headcanons at the moment cause my brain stopped working whoops! i could always expand upon him on a later date like i can with angel.

support mention ; if you feel like supporting, a nice ‘like’ will suffice on my blog, i know some writers love to ask nicely if you could reblog or comment etc. yet on my blog (no hate towards them as everyone likes appreciation in different ways), but if you’d like to reblog or comment feel free after all this is a safe space for any fan-individual to have fun :’)

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alright let’s state the obvious about our favorite troublesome poet : he will write tons of poems about you. his favorite topic to write about would be about love, at least i headcanon from his former human life, and so when he finds himself enthralled with you, you become his center focus in his beloved artship.

even if you do not like poetry, still please be supportive of him especially when you learn why he doesn't write his poetry as often as he used to when he was human. you see, in my personal headcanon, william (his human self of course) had been seen as too soft for a man as he liked the more feminine oddities such as : poetry, flowers, jewelry, fashion, and baking. mind you, this is all my personal headcanons as to why he was seen as soft.

so this vamp would adore you so so much more if you were to let him be himself and perhaps show interest in the oddities that he likes. obviously he would be the most supportive of you but if he was super supportive of you and didn't receive any back, i feel like he’d be put off of you despite how he feels towards you.

if you are an artistic soul like he is, spike would proudly marvel over your art — no matter how melancholy it might appear to be. he would goat about how his partner is the best at (insert your craft(s) here) and it would get to the point that the whole scooby gang would in-synchronicity claim "we know!" which would turn him into a blushing stuttering mess as he tries to play it off that he doesn't talk about your craft(s) that much. he contradicts himself sometimes as we all know.

he is the definition of a badass with a good soft heart. y'all get stuck out in the rain? he`s sacrificing his good leather and placing it over your head as he moves the pair of you underneath something where you would be dry and then y'all can watch the rain fall down upon sunnydale in a pretty lil art form. anyone happens to look at you in a wrong or potentially harmful way? spike is throwing hands with his vamp face out to scare them halfway to death before he even touches them. he`s a little protective over you, that`s all.

he’s obsessed with your touch. he’s severely touch deprived even if he doesn’t show it — please show him that he is capable of love, one that doesn’t surround around the madness of the woman who he believed to have been his soulmate before you came into his life. the man would be so touchy with you in private, especially if you did any hobbies of his that he loves — meaning baking of course! he would wrap his arms around your middle and use his hands to help you with anything you need for baking. definitely the type of man to put you on his feet and the pair of you penguin waddle together to put the trays in the oven for whatever you’re baking.

speaking of him being obsessed with your touch … time for a lil bit of nsfw 😈

spike is definitely a switch with a bratty sub lean, i mean literally just look at this vampire. he tries to act like a badass who is known for causing trouble over the years and yet if you play your cards just right you can turn him from a brat into your precious boy, but that takes a while. i tend to headcanon that even though drusilla loved him in the way she did, she never got to have him this way, and spike only trusts you to show this side of him. despite the trust, he will indeed make you work for it like i said previously. but you know how to handle your troublesome boy and how to practically turn him into a puddle with your mere touch overtime.

he’s definitely a mean service dom though when he is in a the dominant state of mind. man loves to torture you and deny your orgasms left and right only for a few turns though and then sends you over the edge quite a few times after that. he turns you into a total mess for his own pleasure but the aftercare is spectacular fr!

his version of aftercare is ; cleaning you up with a towel while smothering you with kisses all over as soon as he wipes down each and every spot upon your body, then he goes and gives you a drink (whether water or your favorite soda or alcoholic drink or maybe a blood bag if you’re a vampire like him — y’alls choice!) before he goes off to fill up a bath with the rainbow colored child bubbles that he found at the store the other day, and then he carries you in there once the bath is all filled. then he goes on to wash your body and hair for you while making sure that you’re genuinely alright with whatever occurred during your time together, then he asks you for whatever you want or need — his beloved flower’s wish is his command that he wishes never ends.

[finniestoncrane]

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even though it felt like this took forever it really didn't because i've only been on here and writing for just over a year, and i'm so grateful that people still follow me despite my personality as a whole lmao, i wanted to do something silly and goofy so here's my prompt list for my milestone ;-; hello and welcome to the vill-inn, gotham's newest restaurant (and definitely 100% not a money-laundering front for nefarious rogue activity no sirree u-u) please come on in and peruse the menu and let us know what you want to eat!! send in your order + reader/insert gender/pronouns/genitals too! the restaurant is now closed as well as writing headcanons and drabbles, i'm also doing a little give away! so anyone who asks off anon (or not, check the specials menu below) i'll enter into a little silly draw for a 1k commission and pick 3 winners u-u 🔞minors dni🔞 • masterlist • kofi link • tag: finnie1500 (to follow or to block)

Hello, welcome to Vill-Inn, how will you be DIE-ning with us today?

Sit-In [drabbles/short fic]

Takeout [bullet-point/free form story/headcanon style]

Delivery [surprise me]

Great! Wonderful! What can I get you to drink? And don't say fear toxin! (I'm this close to quitting...) (pick 1)

Water [hurt/comfort]

Soda [angst]

Milkshake [fluff]

Signature Cocktail [smut/pwp]

Black Coffee [doesn't matter/surprise me]

And what will you be having for your MAIM course? (pick 1, feel free to specify the version)

Question Mark Shaped Nuggies [riddler]

Sushi Platter [penguin]

Pumpkin Ravioli [scarecrow]

Surf and Turf [two face]

Arroz con Pollo [bane]

Steak [victor zsasz]

Cucumber Sandwiches [mad hatter]

Garden Salad [poison ivy]

Gut Buster Burger [harley quinn]

Gazpacho [mr freeze]

Plain Noodles with Butter [john doe]

Gumbo [killer croc]

BBQ Platter [captain boomerang]

And what loyal side(kick)s are you having with that? (pick up to 4)

🍟 Regular Fries [waking up with them]

🧇 Waffle Fries [sex in a public place]

🍠 Sweet potato Fries [visiting them in Arkham/Blackgate]

➰ Curly Fries [only one bed]

🍁 Poutine [slow dancing]

🥔 Potato Skins [at a party]

🍕 Pizza Bites [tending to wounds]

🍗 Chicken Wings [confession/confessing feelings]

🍔 Sliders [exacting revenge]

🌭 Mini Dogs [hate/angry sex]

🍤 Popcorn Shrimp [hugs from behind]

🐔 Chicken Strips [oral sex/how they give and receive]

🍿 Cheese Popcorn [bite marks/marking kink]

🥒 Deep Fried Pickles [sloppy kisses]

🧅 Blooming Onion [being rejected]

🍘 Rice Crackers [choking]

🍞 Bread Rolls [blood play]

🧄 Garlic Bread [straddling]

🥖 Breadsticks [neck/wrist kisses]

🥪 Half Sandwich [giving/receiving praise]

🥣 Soup [argument]

🍜 Noodles [cuddles]

🍚 Steamed Rice [denial]

🦪 Oysters [rough sex]

🍣 Sushi Sampler [edging/orgasm denial]

🌽 Corn on the Cob [instructional masturbation]

🥕 Honey Glazed Carrots ["open your mouth"]

🥗 Green Salad ["do you need a hand?"]

🍅 Tomato Salad ["i have to go"]

🍏 Fruit Salad ["i shouldn't have to ask"]

🍆 Roasted Veg ["i've never done this before"]

🥦 Seared Broccoli ["i hate you"]

🧀 Cheese Platter ["it's too late"]

🍖 Meat Plate ["i've never wanted anything more"]

🍄 Sauteed Mushrooms ["do you want it rough or gentle?"]

🥑 Guacamole ["please don't leave"]

🥜 Toasted Peanuts ["i want to hear you"]

🥓 Bacon Bits ["i didn't say stop"]

💚 Specials Menu 💚

I'm Here For A Blind Date [tell me a bit about yourself and i'll do a character pairing for who you're having lunch with]

Can I Get A Seat At the Buffet? [i don't have an idea/want to ask off anon, but i want to be included in the draw - this message won't be answered]

thanks for visiting, and please feel free to tip your wait staff 💜

[jadedxhearts]

"𝐈'𝐦 𝐈𝐧 𝐋𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐖𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐘𝐨𝐮"

original ask: "Hi jadedrrose I COMPLETELY LOVE ��️❤️❤️❤️ the Jealousy and The Experiment you wrote for Law!!!!! They are sooo good and addicting!!!! I was wondering if I can please request Law x female reader NSFW with Dialog Prompt 1. “I’m in love with you.” Thank you"

originally posted on July 25, 2022

Please note that this is an old work and isn't representative of my current writing skills!

You’d honestly thought you’d never see this day come.

When you had began dating Law, you knew from the start that he would be very closed off at times, and it would take a lot of work to form a bond between the two of you, to trust and love one another.

Not that you doubted him, but you just didn’t expect to get this far. If anything, you doubted yourself.

Today marked the day that you’d been dating Law for a year. Really, you were quite pleased with how the last year had gone. He’d really opened up to you, and you were very happy with him. But he had yet to say those words;

“I love you.” Or something along those lines, at least.

It’s not like you were upset about that, though. Law wasn’t the most affectionate man, preferring to keep all that stuff private and only saying things when he truly meant it and was ready to say so.

So here you were, staring at yourself in the mirror of the women’s bathroom on the submarine (conveniently there were only two women, so you always had plenty of time to get ready).

You’d put on a nice dress, a satin blue one. You figured Law would like it, or at least you hoped he would.

Looking over your makeup one last time, you stepped out of the bathroom and made your way up to the outside part of the submarine.

When you walked out, you noticed that there was a table with two chairs set up, Law sitting in one of the two, some fairy lights, and the guys all bothering Law, it seemed like.

“Tell her that she smells good?” Penguin suggested.

“Or that she’s the prettiest bear around!” Bepo chimed in.

“Bepo, you’re the only one who’s a bear…” Shachi reminded him.

“Oh, that’s right.”

“Enough! You guys are all idiots. No wonder none of you can get a girl to like you,” Law snapped.

The four then looked towards you with wide eyes upon hearing your laughter.

The three crew mates scurried away, leaving you and Law.

“We’re they giving you pointers? As if this was the first date?” You asked, still giggling.

“I guess,” Law answered. “I shouldn’t have asked them for any advice. They know nothing.”

You sat down across from him and smiled at the food laid out before you. A mix of both you and Law’s favorite dishes. Plus some wine.

“Aw, did you set this all up?”

“Most of it, yeah,” Law bashfully replied.

Your heart felt all warm and fuzzy, thinking about all the effort he went to just for you.

—

After the dinner, Law had taken you back to his room, and now you found yourself laid out on the bed, the skirt part of your dress pushed up as Law had a firm grip on your thighs, holding them apart as he licked at your soaked cunt.

“You taste better than that damn dinner those idiots made us,” Law muttered against you, moving his lips slightly up to suck at your clit.

“Mmm, Law… don’t stop,” you moaned.

“Not even to tell you how good you taste?”

“No!” You whined, pushing him back into your wetness, hands tangled in his hair.

As he continued sucking at your clit, he removed a hand from your plush thighs and began teasing you, touching your folds but not inserting his fingers at all.

“Sh-shit! Just finger me already!”

“Who’s in charge here?” Law asked, tone more stern now.

“You, Law… fuck.”

“That’s what I thought,” he said, a grin on his face as he returned to what he’d been doing, only this time he did put his fingers in you.

His long fingers moved at a fast pace, and the suckling at your now swollen clit was becoming harder and making you feel like you were going to pass out.

“Fuck, Law… I’m gonna cum, fuck. D-don’t stop.”

He tried pushing his fingers in further, not stopping for a second. And when he added a third…

You let out a loud, nearly pornographic moan and let go of his hair to lay back, throwing your arms around your face.

Law pulled away from your pussy, smirking as he pulled your head up and presented his fingers in front of your mouth.

“Suck,” he demanded.

You opened your mouth and let him slide his fingers inside. His eyes never left your lips, watching the way you sucked on and lapped up all the juices on his tattooed fingers.

Once he was satisfied, he pulled his fingers away and moved to get his jeans off. He then sat up against the pillows, motioning for you to come sit on his lap.

“Want you to ride me,” he told you, arms wrapping around you as you hovered over his cock.

He leaned forward and locked lips with you, kissing you passionately as he slid his length inside you. Unable to control your moans, you let out a long one that was muffled by his lips, but you could feel him smirking at the noise.

“That’s right, ride my cock like a good little slut,” he praised you, holding you tight and continuing to kiss you. “Moan into my mouth.”

So you moved your hips faster, and moaned with every thrust. You loved the way he stretched you.

“Shit, I’m already so close,” he muttered against your lips.

“Me too,” you cried. “Law, let me cum again, please- agh.”

He angled his hips and began rubbing circles on your overstimulated clit, telling you to cum on his cock and squeeze him nice and tight.

With another lewd moan, you came for a second time, followed by Law releasing his own cum inside you.

As you pulled away, you could feel your mixed juices spilling out of your cunt and down your thighs, dripping onto Law’s lap.

You collapsed, wrapping your arms around his neck and kissing him gently, too tired to fully go for his lips.

He held you close, rubbing your back and helping you relax after the intimate session. As he laid there doing so, he couldn’t help but feel… strange. His heart felt full, and the sight of you right now was simply so beautiful to him.

Law knew then, he was ready to say it.

“I’m in love with you,” he blurted out, interrupting the silence.

You blinked, eyes wide and you just couldn’t help but to start smiling from ear to ear.

“You… are?”

“Yes. I’m sorry it took me this long to say it, but I love you, (Name)-ya.”

So you hugged him tighter, this time planting a firm kiss onto his lips. “Don’t apologize. I don’t care if it would’ve taken you thirty years, I’d still be glad and feel the same. I love you too, Law.”

For the first time in a while, he smiled. A genuine smile. Law was glad that you’d been so patient with him. He wouldn’t regret this, loving you. Even if he was worried about losing you, he’d come to realize that it didn’t mean he couldn’t love you.

So, he decided from this moment onward that he’d always make sure to tell you how much he loves you, and to make sure you felt loved forever.

And you couldn’t be happier.

[dupert-writing]

What I would like to write about aka fandoms, characters and ships.

Info post here

I would prefer fanfiction requests with some prompts rather than just "this character and that character".

• Broadchurch

Practically every character and ship,. I would love to write about Alec Hardy because he is my beloved husband. Same as Paul Coates.

● Doctor Who

I've seen all seasons of New Who several times, and watched a bit of Classic Who. I can write about everything & everyone. My personal favorites are the 12th and 10th/14th Doctors, Clara, Rose and Mr. and Mrs. Pond.

● Good Omens

● DC

reader insert with non-romantic/sexual relationships with main characters is fine. Always happy to write Ineffable Husbands & other ships.

I would love to write Sofia Falcone x Reader (The Penguin) She's my wife. And John Constantine x Reader, because he's also my beloved husband. Also Gotham, Legends Of Tomorrow, and other things from DC universe. Ships & reader insert, I'm up for anything.

● Sandman

I would prefer the series over the comic, but I'm not picky. I love Dreamling, but I'm open to other ships as well as reader insert fics with various characters.

● Naruto

I'm up for everything. Gaara/Lee has a special place in my heart. And I love Kakashi.

● Supernatural

I believe in destiel supremacy, and I'd feel really weird writing any romantic or smutty reader insert fics with main characters. But I'm okay with everything else.

● Constantine x Reader (Keanu's Version)

Just that.

● Marble Hornets

● Spy Kids

every ship and character. Tim's my babygirl tho.

Don't judge me, ok?

What I'm not writing about under any circumstances:

I'd sooner stick a hot rod up my ass than write rpf unironically.

Harry Potter.

Sherlock.

Also, despite being a fan of media created by problematic individuals, I do not support or defend the behavior of Neil Gaiman, Warren Ellis, or others.

[animasola86]

What to expect from this blog:

I am a smut writer, I write smut.

That is my new main focus for this blog. About who? I don't know. I've written a few Smut Drabbles about unnamed characters anyone can imagine as any character they want. I like the freedom of that.

What it used to be about: (some things still apply!)

Sebastian Sallow.

I wrote about him, took screenshots of him, he was my muse and inspiration, and I was slightly obsessed. It's what started my writing spree, and I am very grateful for it! (I also explored other characters, like Aesop Sharp, but if you look deeper through the archive or masterlists, you'll find mostly Sebastian stuff here!)

Just to clarify things: I no longer write for Sebastian Sallow.

Smut.

Very explicit smut. I mostly write smutty one-shots or drabbles, sometimes other stuff too. I may write very detailed, but I'm still writing fantasy smut, so extreme realism is a rare thing here! This is fiction and mostly entertainment, after all!

Reader-insert.

I mostly wrote from a reader's perspective (you), but I never use Y/N. I also write third-person narratives, but I also never use the term MC. My protagonists are mostly nameless, gender is specified at the beginning.

Kinks.

I've written about various kinks and always tag them accordingly, so please read my warning tags carefully!

What I like most:

older man/younger woman - Dom/sub - praise kink - size difference - somnophilia - dubcon - cockwarming - creampies/breeding (no pregnancy version)

What I don't like at all:

degradation/humiliation - scat/piss/spit - vore - torture

Screenshots.

When I didn't post filth in writing form, I dumped all of my HL screenshots here. Of characters, mostly Sebastian, landmarks or other things. Freecam is a blessing (yes, most of my HL screenshots on here are pre-2024-summer-update/photo-mode-addition)!

I made a sideblog for screenshots of other games: @animasolascreenshots

Requests.

My inbox is open, so if you have a request for screenshots or an idea for my next smutty one-shot (please note that I am no longer an active part of any fandom, so keep the ideas neutral), please feel free to write me! DMs are open too. I don't bite, I might take a bit to answer because I'm a socially awkward penguin, but I'm here for anyone who likes to talk.

Masterlists

I have many different masterlists. Check the link above. (And thank you for reading this far! I appreciate you very much! I hope you'll enjoy the content of this blog!)

[dixieconley]

20 Questions for Fic Writers

Saw this in @just-here-with-my-thoughts's blog.

How many works do you have on Ao3? 45.

What’s your total Ao3 word count? 266,872.

What fandoms do you write for? Currently writing for the Star Wars fandom, Clone Wars era. Before that, most recently Avengers and Stargate: Atlantis.

What are your top five fics by kudos? They're all Avengers fics and, apart from the first one, all part of the same series! 1. Darcy Lewis: God of War. 2. A Rebellious House. 3. Eyes To See. 4. Something's Got To Give. 5. The Great Escape.

Do you respond to comments? I love comments! I respond to most comments, but sometimes I don't know what to say to things like the all emoji comments and I won't.

What is the fic you wrote with the angstiest ending? Three Bitter Bastards (Clone Wars). I prefer happy endings, so 'bittersweet' is the closest I've gotten. The main characters get a happy ending, but in doing so, leave people who care about them behind.

What’s the fic you wrote with the happiest ending? For all that I love happy endings, almost all of my Star Wars fics end in murder. (I mean, Palpatine deserves to die, don't get me wrong, but can you call that happy?) If you count those, then Penguins in SPAAAACE (The Penguins of Madgascar/Clone Wars) is probably the most light-hearted. Otherwise, it's Sheppard and the Sex God (Stargate: Atlantis).

Do you get hate on fics? Only once, and it wasn't exactly hate. More of a constructive criticism of a racial stereotype I was unwittingly perpetrating.

Do you write smut? If so, what kind? Not so much anymore. I used to write a lot of smut, but you'll only find a fraction on Ao3 and it's tame stuff. The closest I've gotten recently was the main character waking up after an A/B/O heat. Practically PG-13 by my standards considering I used to write X rated stuff.

Do you write crossovers? Yes! I love crossovers! The craziest one is a tie between the This Is The Way-de (Deadpool/The Mandalorian) and Penguins in SPAAAACE.

Which fic are you proud of but wish had gotten a bigger response from your readers? A Matter of Taste (Clone Wars). It's an OFC self-insert, so I totally understand why no one likes it, but it really feels personal to me and I'd really like to hear anything, even what people didn't like about this one.

Have you ever had a fic translated? Not as far as I know.

Have you ever co-written a fic before? On Ao3, only with SirKate. Before that, I wrote a number of Star Trek fics in collaboration with Alara Rogers. I treasure both partnerships. Amazing friends.

What’s your all-time favourite ship? Which fandom? ;> In Star Wars, it's Fox/murder, hands down. While I've never written it, I adore Tony Stark/Bucky Barnes, but am also a fan of Darcy Lewis/Bucky Barnes.

What’s a WIP you want to finish but doubt you ever will? There's only one, Meanwhile In Tonygard (Avengers). I hate leaving anything unfinished, including stories, but my ex-husband killed my joy in writing for years until I finally rediscovered it in the Star Wars fandom. I can't bear going back to writing the Avengers with his words about Darcy reverberating in my head. I eventually resolved it by writing up my plans for what would have happened and adding that to the end. It's not as good as finishing, but it's the best I can do when I can't stop hearing "So she's a slut" when I try to write.

What are your writing strengths? I used to think it was snappy dialogue, but I've been told that my ideas are unusual and noteworthy. And judging by the response I've gotten in the Star Wars fandom (where I've been writing two types of fic: crack and serious), I have a talent with crack.

What are your writing weaknesses? I don't know what the official name for it is, but I have a problem where my mind goes too fast and skips over things or substitutes other words. So you'll see sentences like "She didn't finish eating clock," instead of "She didn't finish eating her meal." And because of this glitch, I end up having to read and reread my stories to find all the problems -- because my mind continues to glitch, skipping over the mistakes. Other than that, overuse of commas.

Thoughts on writing dialogue in another language in fic? I'd never done it until I got into the Star Wars fandom and discovered Mando'a and now I find it fascinating translating the concepts to Basic and back again. One of my favorite things about being a writer in the Star Wars fandom is developing new head canons from the culture clash inherent not just in the lives the characters lead but also the world view a language gives you. It's difficult, but I love it.

First fandom you wrote for? Battlestar Galactica, the first version. On paper, in a five-subject notebook. My self-insert, Starbuck and Apollo.

Favourite fic you’ve written? Probably The Only Way Out Is Forward (Clone Wars) series. I couldn't pick a favorite from that one; they hang together too closely to pick just one. I cried multiple times writing these stories.

[buggyandthebartoclub]

Intro & Navigation

Hi I'm Venus! Any pronouns are fine, 21+, adhd & autistic, indigenous. (About me below the cut)

This blog is a SELF SHIP blog run by a 21+ user. I post 18+ nsfw content at random. You should not be following if you’re under 18.

My SFW content is very welcome to all, just be mindful of being on my blog page due to the warnings above, thank you.

Writing and Drawing requests are CLOSED!! Thank you so much I will catch up on these and publish them soon!! After this requests are limited to mutuals only!!! Sorry I realize I really enjoy creating for my friends the most 💕

You can check the rules before requesting here and check my ship list here if you don't see it listed below. I do not write or draw non con and/or dead dove esque type stuff. Please do not request these types of content from me, thank you.

Spicy tag for original content is Bartos Burlesque Hours

Art Tag will be Unhinged Scribbles, Writing Tag will be Unhinged Writing - I will make a master list next week (Feb 18)

Non anon requests will be honored first bc I wanna make friends with other people here in the op fandom!

Commissions are OPEN: kofi is here - commission sheet here - if you get scammed trying to buy fanart pls dm me I will do it for free any fandom

About Venus! Some of my favorite characters I love drawing/writing for include: SHACHI & PENGUIN 💕 Jinbe, Bepo, Law, Corazon, Bartolomeo, Buggy, Franky, Sanji + every animal ever in the series! I just love goofy lil guys ya know? Multishipper, also love OC and Reader ships/inserts.

Fave canon x canon ships include: Penguin/Shachi, Luffy/Zoro, Usopp/Nami, Buggy/Shanks and many more you can view on the ship list linked above I don’t take shipping too seriously I don’t care what ships you tag my posts as or enjoy as long as you’re not a minor interacting w my 18+ posts thank you!

I have not seen the live action or plan to anytime soon just due to lack of access to netflx and other life stuff asks and DMs are always open to chat!!

Link to OP birthday list post so I can find it easily

Side blogs:

Reblogs/anything not one piece: @bartos-reblogs

Fairytail sideblog (mostly rb at the moment): @lucyandthecelestiallovers

Art ref/inspo/ things in general don’t want to lose or I want to come back to for art/writing purposes: @buggys-secret-stash

[nogenderbee]

WAIT WAIT CAN YOY MAKE A FIC WHERE READER IS DOWN BAD FOR SHIZUKU (just like me fr 👊👊) AND SHIZUKU IS SO OBLIVPUS PLS PLS ILL KISS U

Oh my thank you for the kiss 🤭 And I really enjoyed writing it since I also simp for Shizuku a little <3 anyway enjoy!

Shizuku with admirer!reader

Is it small gesture, compliment or even eye contact from her way? It doesn't matter! You were screaming inside just when you breath the same air as her!

Shizuku was kind, caring, a little silly, pretty, in fact you could've talked about how amazing she is for hours! You knew she had a lot of admirers but you thought you still had a lot of chances since you're very good friends with her! Although you would much more prefer if she would be someone closer...

The day you learned that her favorite food are udon noodles and tofu skin is the day you started giving her AT LEAST one of them every day and gave them to Shizuku on lunch, and once you do, she always invited you to eat lunch with her or with her group. But if you go to different school, you still can give food to her before classes, in front of her school gate and she will invite you to hangout after classes as a "thank you" for your work. And that's what you did today

"Thank you so much YN, it's my favorite food! Would it be alright if I take you to this one cute penguin cafe? I've been there with my group and I think you might enjoy it!"

"As a friend meeting or... something more?"

"It can be something more!"

The moment you heard it, your heart fluttered but it didn't lasted long before some more words escaped her lips

"It can be best friends meeting! Is that alright?"

"I would prefer for it to be something even more... but that's alright too...!"

You wanted to suggest for it to be a date but you were afraid you're gonna ruin this beatiful smile Shizuku had on her face now that you adored so much.

On your hangout in cafe you looked at the menu and saw your chance that you decided to take, and it was your favorite flavored drink for two, if you ask her for it she MUST know that you want it to be a date, right?

"Shizuku, can we share this drink? It's offer for two!"

"Of course! It's so cute~ and you get figure after drinking it too! Are you penguin lover just like Haruka?"

"[insert your opinion on penguins here ^^]. But it's not why I asked! It's just... it's for pairs and since it's just the two of us I thought that maybe we could take it..."

"Ohh, I understand! It's really adorable sign of friendship! I'll ask my group to do the same next time! Or maybe even Shiho will agree~"

Again, Shizuku was very happy, and it put a smile on your face and you just didn't wanted to break it. But either way, you clearly enjoyed sharing drink with her, especially when you drinked at the same time!

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[thecollectionsof]

Multiples of 7 that you haven't already done <3

hi eli !!! sorry it's late!! thanks for sending some in <3

7. Post a snippet from a wip.

here's a summary of one!

It’s been two months since her boyfriend left her, and Gigi still misses him more than she ever thought possible. It’s not like it’s her fault, or so she justifies to herself—she had thought that she was going to marry Michael one day, as long as her coming out as trans went well. But before she even got the chance, he was gone. He left with nothing but a note, or so she thinks, but when she comes back to what used to be their apartment to find a stack of postcards from around Mexico, she decides that there just may be more going on than she ever expected.

14. What is your favorite location and position to write in?

at the local library by the computers (but using my own laptop), in one of those fun little spinny chairs :)

21. Do you prefer writing chaptered fics or one-shots?

oooh oneshots, definitely. i love pressing the post button so i love just writing something and then finishing it not long after <3

28. What area of writing do you want to improve in?

god so many?? i think the biggest thing is pacing, i'm absolute shit at pacing. i just get frustrated and want to be done :p but i also want to work on when and where to use descriptions, like i'm having an issue where a few fics don't have much dialogue and i'm struggling to keep tension and interest without it, if that makes sense? i don't know, a lot of areas.

42. What’s your favorite title that you’ve come up with?

leave the light on :) it was actually supposed to be leave the lamp on, based on a spotify playlist, but i messed it up (i still like it so it's ok <3)

49. What fic of yours would you say is the best introduction to you as a writer?

i had to hold off on answering this until posting it but i think that confessing like penguins do has a lot of voice and personality (and also is a small fic with a kinda mundane premise that’s also friends to lovers. which is very my type of fic)

56. Are there any fics that you would change or rewrite if given the chance?

oh definitely! some of my earlier fics just feel a bit immature, like i'd want to add a few more lines and change them to feel more practiced. but i was new to writing then, so it makes sense!! i'd also change crystal's commenting, i think that it's one of my least favorite fics i've written. even if i think it would actually be my worst nightmare, it feels almost self insert or like. i was hoping that would happen? to me? which leaves a bad taste in my mouth. i just think it wasn't very well written or thought out, so that's one that i'd have to change a lot more or just scrap altogether :p

63. What was the hardest part of writing [insert fic]?

i'm gonna just do the thing that's being the hardest to write in lots of my fics right now: ANGST. aaaahhhhh it's so hard !!!!! i want them to be happy and in love but "angst makes the fluff more impactful and keeps the story interesting" or whatever

70. Are you subscribed to any writers on AO3?

yeah!! @gggoode of course, and @junosjukebox, @hannahlovesdance07, @goodemethyd, @sweetestberryofthebunch, @lady-assnali, and there are definitely more that i'm not remembering right now </3

77. Why do you enjoy writing fanfiction?

i love storytelling, and i love hopefully making people happy with my stories !!! also i’m such a reader so i’m happy that i get to be a writer and provide stories like the ones i love <3

[kingyo-konbini]

STORE RULES

[GENERAL]

✿Minors DO NOT INTERACT: this blog will contain mature, NSFW content and as such adult audiences should be the only ones interacting.

✿This Blog Is An LGBTQIA+ Safe Space: homophobia and transphobia will not be tolerated whatsoever. if you disagree, feel free to fuck off.

[BASICS REGARDING REQUESTS] - CURRENTLY NOT ACCEPTING

✿Headcanon/Scenario/Drabble/One Shot Format: unless otherwise specified, I will choose which format to answer requests with. please feel free to request something specific (i.e. headcanons, drabble) but be aware that if I feel unable to properly write in the requested format, it will be answered in a format chosen at my discretion.

✿Pronouns: I write using either gender neutral or female pronouns. feel free to be specific and request either, though I may default to gender neutral if I feel unable to properly write what I want using gendered terms.

✿NSFW Content: I cannot write smut to save my life. I can write smutty headcanons, but scenarios/one shots/drabbles are a total no-go, so feel free to request smut headcanons unless it’s been specified that I’m not accepting NSFW requests.

✿Dark Content: I am more than happy to fulfil angsty and/or dark requests that have to deal with most any potentially triggering content, but they will be answered at my discretion. 

✿Remember Your Manners: when submitting a request, please remember your manners. I will not answer any request that does not include a please or a thank you, as they feel demanding and rude without one

✿I Maintain The Right To Refuse Requests: I can choose to not answer/delete any requests at my discretion without any reason provide

[DO NOT SUBMIT...]

✿Do Not Submit Poly Requests: I am not a polyamorous individual and do not feel comfortable with my ability to properly/accurately write for characters in that setting.

✿Do Not Submit Ship Requests: I have no experience writing ships, so I will not be writing any canon character x canon character content.

✿Do Not Submit NSFW/Dark Requests For Underage Characters: I will only write dark or NSFW content for characters that are adults. any requests for that content involving minor characters will be deleted.

✿Do Not Submit Character x OC Requests: I will only write reader insert fics at this point in time.

[CHARACTERS I WILL WRITE FOR]

✿HAIKYUU:

Everyone

✿MY HERO ACADEMIA:

Aizawa Shouta (Eraserhead)

Dabi / Todoroki Touya

Shigaraki Tomura / Shimura Tenko

Takami Keigo (Hawks)

Toyomitsu Taishiro (Fat Gum)

Yamada Hizashi (Present Mic)

✿ONE PIECE:

Benn Beckman

Buggy

Charlotte Katakuri

Crocodile

Donquixote Rosinante (Corazon)

Dracule Mihawk

Eustass Kid

Izou

Killer

Koby

Marco

Monkey D. Luffy

Nami

Nico Robin

Paulie

Penguin

Portgas D. Ace

Rayleigh

Roronoa Zoro

Sabo

Shachi

Shanks

Smoker

Trafalgar D. Water Law

Vinsmoke Sanji

✿JUJUTSU KAISEN: (I know I have nothing posted for them but trust ok I have written for jjk in the past just nothing published thank you xx)

Geto Suguru

Gojo Satoru

Kamo Choso

Nanami Kento

[quinloki]

Birthday Request Event

"It's my birthday and I'll write what I want to \o/"

Gift Details ♥ Reader: afab!Reader Character: Shachi and Penguin Kink: #14 Threesome #7 Ice cubes/hot wax Prompt: #10 "Someone's gonna hear you." Gift Giver: @strawheart-pirate

Summary: Those North Blue Boys can run hot and cold, and Shachi and Penguin are ready to prove it to you.

Content Notes: established relationship, pet name (little shoal), use of ice cubes, hot wax, begging, teasing, rough treatment, lil' light bondage, two doms one sub

This birthday party is 18+, consensual unless explicitly stated otherwise, and BYOB

Notes: This gift requestor was inspired by their request and WROTE THEIR OWN ONE SHOT - Go check it out <3

Shachi is behind you, feet hooked against your knees, keeping your legs spread wide at the edge of the bed. He’s leaned back a little, allowing you to lay against his stomach. Your hands were tied behind your back, and he’s sweeping your hair away from your face, warm and tender fingers caressing your face.

Penguin is between your legs, running an ice cube up the inside of your leg, starting at your ankle and drawing a slow line up your leg. You squirm a little, not enough to knock the ice off course, letting a small gasp fall from your lips.

“Making noises already.” Shachi teases. “Your voice is going to echo through the halls before we’re done if you’re not careful.”

“I – I said you should guh-gag me,” you struggle with the words as Penguin slips the ice to the back of your thigh. “At the start of this.”

Penguin grins and you feel your pussy shiver. “But then you wouldn’t be struggling so much.”

You came into this relationship believing that Penguin was the sweet and gentle one, but he was more of a menace than Shachi. Especially in these situations.

Penguin kneels down and begins to lick the thin trail of water that the ice has left against your skin and your toes curl as you try to keep yourself quiet. You feel a cube against your other leg when he gets to your thighs, face between your thighs, smiling up at you as he massages the cold cubes into the back of your legs.

“We don’t want you to get too cold.” Shachi pipes up as you start shivering against him. It’s not the ice cubes making you tremble, but you know he knows that, so there’s no point in saying it.

“Let me know how it feels, (Y/N),” he says, holding a candle over your stomach. “I want to warm you up, not burn you.” He has it almost three feet over your skin, and you’re staring at the flame, mesmerized by it as he tilts the candle.

The first drip makes your body flinch. It’s sharp and unexpected, but the heat doesn’t linger too long, and it’s not painful past the initial sting.

“W-warm,” you manage, squirming a little as he drips another drop, having moved it just a little closer. “Ah – haaa, mmm… wuh-warmer.” You admit.

“It’s pretty cold in here as it is.” Shachi says, looking at Penguin. “Lets warm you up properly before we really cool you down.”

Penguin leans forward, burying his face in your pussy, holding your hips as you buck from the sudden pleasure. You hadn’t seen him move because you were still watching the flame on the candle. You cry out for a second before Shachi pushes a couple fingers in your mouth muffling your sounds.

You suck and lick his fingers almost automatically, moaning against them as Penguin’s tongue pushes deep inside you, his nose teasing your clit lightly. Shachi licks his lips, tilting the candle and trailing lines of wax over your stomach, enjoying your squeaks and grunts as he moved the candle closer and further from you.

Never so close as to burn you, but your moans took on a different pitch as the trailed up between your breasts.

“-Achi,” you try to say his name with his fingers in your mouth, squirming and trying not to think about what he’s planning. “Aaachi, eight.”

“Eight?” He questions a grin in his tone as he pulls his fingers from your mouth. “Wanna try that again.”

“W-wait,” you stammer. “Don’t, I mean, you’re not going to, uh, drip wax, there, right?”

“There?” He muses, leaving a line across the tops of your tits. “Wherever could there mean, I wonder?”

“My nipples, you – Hhnnnnggh!!” Your body tenses as Penguin shifts, suckling your clit and pushing two fingers into your vagina.

“That’s where you want it next then?” Shachi muses.

You shake your head. “No, no, I – ahhh – I, want-nnnngh!” Penguin’s fingers flex, nearly making you cum. “I’m guh-gonna – cum if you do that!” You cry the words, unable to move much with Shachi’s free arm holding your shoulders against his stomach, and Penguin keeping your hips in place. With your legs still held open by Shachi’s feet you were effectively trapped.

“Well, if it’ll make you cum,” Shachi muses, knowing that you weren’t talking to him. He runs a line along the curve of your breast, as Penguin pushes pleasure into you. You watch the trail, nervous, enamored, and on the verge of orgasm.

Penguin leans back and gives your soaking cunt a rough slap as the hot wax hits your nipple and you scream, buck, whimper and moan all within a single second. The rush of pleasure was like a jolt, sending electricity straight to your core, but over too quick. You came, but you didn’t have time to really enjoy it.

Penguin kisses the insides of your thighs as Shachi teases your unwaxed breast idly. “The whole ship really is going to hear you, if you screech like that.” He teases.

“It’s your fault.” You pout. “You’re both too mean.”

“Too mean? You came, didn’t you?” Shachi coos, setting the candle aside.

“… barely.”

Shachi laughs and Penguin grins, teeth against your skin. “Well then, let us cool the sting of those words, little shoal.”

You whimper. “Why’s my nickname gotta be something penguins and orcas hunt?”

Shachi lifts you up a little, teeth and lips teasing your neck and shoulders. “It’s because you struggle,” he begins, twisting your nipples a little, crumbling the wax away from the one, smiling when you gasp softly. “And squeak, and you’re delicious.”

Shachi’s legs pull yours wider, and you squirm when you see a bucket of ice cubes in Penguin’s hands.

“You’re not -.”

“We said we’d cool you down.” Penguin interrupts, running a single cube along the line of where your thighs meet your torso. “You’re so heated about the earlier treatment.” He grins running the cube down your slit.

“C-cold!” You gasp, bucking as Shachi holds you tightly.

“Gonna get a little colder.” Shachi promises you, nipping at the curve of your ear as Penguin pushes the ice cube into your vagina.

You swear, hissing and gasping the words, but you don’t get a chance to say much else as Penguin pushes two more ice cubes into you one right after the other. Then another. It’s cold, it’s so unbelievably cold, but the ice is already melting, you can hear and feel the water dripping out.

“Geez,” Penguin hums. “Gonna need more to cool you down.” He picks up two cubes in hand, pushing them in quickly and pushing his fingers in behind them. Your breath catches in your throat at first, before you let out a shaking and shivering whine, body trembling against Shachi.

“Cold! Too cold! Penguin, please!”

“I’ll warm you up, slower this time.” He hums, leaning down and licking against your clit as he pushes two fingers inside you. His fingers feel almost hot compared to the frigid cold of the melting ice, pleasure distracting you as his tongue works against your clit.

Shachi’s hands are all over your skin, fondling your breasts, rubbing your arms, hugging you tight against him to warm you up a little and distract you. His lips and teeth danced along your neck and shoulders, hot breath falling over your skin.

Penguin stands up, pulling his fingers out of you and releasing a small flood of melted ice onto the floor in a splatter. You could feel your body heating up in embarrassment as the two of them chuckled.

“Always so wet.” Shachi purrs into your ear.

“It’s on-only because,” your stammered sentence dies on your lips as Penguin moves his tied off boiler suit out of the way, revealing his thick cock. You can’t think of what you were going to say, your mind was already mush from the push and pull of the temperature changes, and now you just wanted Penguin inside of you.

Certainly, his – certainly he would warm you up.

“This is why we call you little shoal.” Shachi murmurs, hands gently teasing your body as Penguin rubs his tip against your slit. “You always give in when you know you’re properly fucked.”

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[riddle-me-ri]

🌵 (i like to scour your songs please u-u) 🛼 (it's going to be about an anime i don't know anything about but i don't care!!) 🐇 (i know you scarcely show us your oc, and i know you've only sent me one original writing thing but i wanna KNOW) 🍬 (be mean >:3) 🔪 (what's going on in that leetle noggin???)

ok thank you i love you!! 💚💚💚

Eeee finnie!!! sorry it took me a minute to respond rip but hopefully these answers aren't too lame lmao

🌵 - share the link to a playlist you love

asdfhh okay so don't hate me, but I don't like...have creative playlists lmao...I use YouTube music which is all on private and I just have different playlists based on the artist/band...i know extremely lame..I do have playlists on my media player on my pc..but those aren't shareable lol

🛼 - describe your latest wip in 5 emojis

so this one is kinda tough just because I have so many wips going lmao, and its not just an anime one lmao.

I am slowly working on Bigby fic which emojis would include; 🐺❤️‍🔥💦🫂🎶

🐇 - do you prefer writing original characters, reader inserts, or a mix of both

I do have at least one original character/self insert for each fandom lol, I'm just too shy to show them, BUT I do often time take ideas I have for that OC and I'm usually able to make it into a reader insert. So I guess a mix of both? I would like to try and write solely for a character of mine one day, but past online grievances with oc x canon has made me hesitant lol.

🍬 - post an unpopular opinion about a popular fandom character

I genuinely can't think of one...there's some fandom takes on characters I'm not crazy about, like how dano riddler is a violent unhinged man but some fans seem to gloss over it...or how in jjk fandom gojo is portrayed as settling down or getting married when I know (and it's mentioned in canon) that he's least likely to commit to anyone person (but I'm a sucker for the ladies man turned down bad for one person) so it's a coin flip lol....and also i know it's not an opinion but the penguin's name is Oswald cobblepot idc idc idc

🔪- what's the weirdest topic you researched for a writing project?

hmmm I dunno if I'd call it weird per se but having to research and find out the different anime "-dere" types to categorize the riddlers into was interesting and took some brain power lmao...also the occasional wound research for certain wounds/gory moments...and anytime I refresh myself on kinks I seem to have my horizons broadened lol

[ao3feed-brucewayne]

Mad Hatter's Queen

by Meurr

You, yes, you. Hello, welcome to Gotham, happy to have you as Iceburg Lounge's Magician, known as the Card Queen. You are still new to ,Gotham ,but know who is who, villain wise. You keep up with news as much as possible, since you're a timid gal. You do what you can to make ends meat ,but what would happen if a certain blonde, hatter , has caught you in his midst? Will you, won't you,will you, Join the dance?

Words: 3155, Chapters: 2/?, Language: English

Fandoms: Batman: The Animated Series

Rating: Mature

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: F/M

Characters: Jervis Tetch, Min (Batman: The Animated Series), Bruce Wayne, Penguin (Character), Oswald Cobblepot, Joker (DCU)

Relationships: Jervis Tetch/Reader, Jervis Tetch/You, Edward Nygma/Reader

Additional Tags: Soft Jervis Tetch, Creepy Jervis Tetch, Secret Admirer, I am new to tags, You're a magician, Reader-Insert, Eventual Smut, Fluff, Villains, Fluff and Humor, Romantic Fluff, Reader is messed up, Why Did I Write This?, I'm Going to Hell, Edward Nygma is the Riddler, Reformed Edward Nygma

source https://archiveofourown.org/works/47461969

[hannahsheppardsblog]

I think my strongest idea so far is for the. book sharing because it makes bringing the idea of a book blog offline and into real life. this would help the reader to feel part of a real life community and make connections and share thoughts on the books. It would most likely be accompanied with an online presence so that people can track where their book has been and goes after them and give the reader the opportunity to reach out to others to see their opinions on the book.

The merchandise to go alongside this idea could be:

- reusable packaging for the books to be sent out in which could turn into something the reader can keep, like if they are the first person to have this book

- paper inserts to write notes on to pass to the next person

- stickers to be applied to other merchandise: plant pots, vase, book boxes, book ends, paper inserts

- something everyone writes on when they have the book and you can chose to keep it or pass it on to the next reader.

what would this solve? 

This would help the GenZ reader to feel part of a community in real life and give them the possibility to connect. 

Because the packaging is reusable, it prevents single use plastics and unnecessary waste

Penguin will be have connected to a younger audience while being able to create a system where this generation can be nostalgic of as they grow older.