#Penemily

[sevengoodusesofacadaver]

“Emily Prentiss has a sister!”

The sister in question:

[sucker-for-emily-prentiss]

Penelope: How can spring not be everyone’s favorite season? The trees are PINK!

Emily: Allergies are kind of a problem.

Penelope: But PINK!

JJ: It’s also kinda hot.

Penelope: PINK!!

[imagining-in-the-margins]

🏖️ Summer Sunshine Fics

Hey everyone! I want to start by saying thank you so much to everyone who participated - it was so much fun to write alongside you all, and I can’t wait to share everyone’s hard work. You are so appreciated, and the diversity only makes these events better.

Without further ado, here are all of the entries + recs for the Summer Sunshine Challenge! ☀️

☀️ SFW S.R./Reader ☀️

Sleepy Sunshine by @ssahopelessly: [Fem] After time in the sun, Reader wants a nap, but Spencer is more concerned about the signs of heat exhaustion.

Check You for Ticks by @andiebeaword: [Fem] Reader gets set up to share a tent (and a sleeping bag) with Spencer.

Embarrassed by @babymetaldoll: [Fem] The annual FBI beach trip could be the perfect place to make things even more awkward between Spencer and Reader.

Little Miss Reid, Entrepreneur by @/babymetaldoll: [Fem] Spencer and Reader help their daughter with her lemonade stand. So does the BAU.

Heat Stroke by @0and0its0doctor0: [Fem] Reader is self-conscious about the scars on her arms so she wear long sleeves in the heat.

Beach by @c-m-stuff: [Fem] Reader and Spencer are married. They have a beautiful daughter, and they all are going on vacation.

Pyrotechnics by me: [GN] Reader has a hard time on Fourth of July, and Spencer helps them fall in love with fireworks again.

Summer Nights by @foxy-eva: [GN] Summer may come to an end but the kisses Spencer shares with you will not.

Check below for more Spencer Reid fics, as well as Hotchgan, Penemily, Temily, and several Gen fics!

☀️ NSFW S.R./Reader ☀️

Sunscreen & Statistics by me: [Fem] Reader asks for Spencer’s help putting on sunscreen (and rinsing off). 

Lost Time by me: [Fem] Reader and Spencer spend mandatory leave on the vacation Spencer never had.

Nude Beach by @foxy-eva: [Fem] Reader finally convinces Spencer to go to the beach with her. Turns out it's a nude beach. 

Summer in the City by @/foxy-eva: [Fem] Having a nearly naked roommate made the heatwave much more tolerable for Spencer.

In This Diary by @fortheloveofwonderland: [Fem] Spencer was hoping to relax before his started his new job at the BAU, but best laid plans often go awry.

Summer Heat by @/fortheloveofwonderland: [Fem] The BAU must undertake a team building hike in the woods. Reader and Spencer get themselves lost and have to find a way to pass the time.

Summertime Service by @pinkiceee-prose: [Fem] Reader throws the BAU team a summer barbeque feast. Spencer is moved by her hard work and decides to show his gratitude.

Popsicle Love by @reidmotif: [Fem] Reader and Spencer are at a ridiculously hot precinct and getting on each other's nerves. Reader realizes she can get back at him using a certain sweet treat.

Spencer Reid Doesn't Know How to Swim by @reidsfav: No one knows that Spencer doesn't know how to swim and Reader is willing to help him keep it that way.

Just Hanging Out by @reiderwriter: [Fem] Reader finds herself at Rossi's mansion for a big summer barbeque. A hammock catches Reader's eye.

Everyone Looks Better in a Sundress by @/reiderwriter: [GN!AFAB] The AC at the BAU breaks during a heatwave, and Reader decides the FBI’s dress code is merely a suggestion.

☀️ Other Pairings ☀️

The Shape You Take by @masterwords: Hotchgan. Hotch is dwelling on an empty nest. Morgan has just the ticket: sea, sand, food and naps. While exploring a nude beach one night they find a little more than they bargained for.

July by @gaelic-symphony: Temily. The couple takes a trip to the beach.

August by @/gaelic-symphony: Temily. The couple rides out a summer storm.

Watermelon Sugar by @putting-the-bi-in-bau: [NSFW] Penemily. Emily has spent her vacation trying - and failing - to keep her eyes off Penelope while she walks around the house in nothing but her underwear.

Pool Parties and Secrets by @alicewonderao3: Spencer/Fem!OC. Swimming can be both fun and scary all at the same time.

☀️ Gen/Platonic ☀️

A Very Serious Fight by @alluring-andraya: Platonic. The team is very lighthearted, but one thing they do take seriously other than their jobs, is water gun/balloon fights.

Scars by @codename-mom: Hotch. Jessica offered Aaron to come to the beach with her and Jack, but there is something she doesn't know that stops him.

Baseball and Barbecue by @writing-till-i-run-out-of-time: Everyone went over to Rossi's for a family fun day of barbecue. Then something happens to Spencer.

Lemon-aide to the Rescue by @/PandorasDreaming [Ao3]: Henry, Michael, and Jack make their first lemonade stand but disaster strikes. They have some pretty important friends backing their first business investment!

Happy reading!

[milfsincrime]

emily: i may not have six friends to carry my casket, but i do have a penelope who will flirt with six men to do it for her

[jenny-from-the-bau]

If I were going to write a Penemily fic, it would be Emily desperately (and awkwardly) flirting with Penelope who can't take a hint because she's convinced that no one as hot as Emily could like her. Emily has to be like "ignore my body! ignore it! I just look like this! I'm a big loser nerd and I like you!" and Penelope is like "No??? you're the most beautiful angel on the planet??? you could never be interested in me and I bet you're secretly mean!!" and Emily is just like "no YOU are the goddess and you're so cool and smart and funny and hot and I'm just a toothpick with boobs!"

[dontsh0vethesun]

Penelope: I’m literally just a girl

Emily: Penelope, you hit someone with your car.

[alexblakehusband]

emily: i don’t have a crush on anyone

penny: [walks into the room]

emily: i have to gay

emily: GO– i have to go

[happenstobehere]

Penelope saying in 3x09 “I’m not like you guys I don’t see danger everywhere” and Emily saying to her in 6x17 “I know what the world can do to a girl who only sees beauty in it like you” do you guys ever think about dying

[augustfiction]

The my weird sees your weird trope has me by the fuckin throat. Two people so fundamentally flawed and opposite that they circle back to being made for each other. I am weak.

[spindlyspidercat]

they r so cute i love them 💜💜💜

drew this a bit ago :3

[softhairedhotch]

personally think emily prentiss and penelope garcia should kiss and hold hands

[sapphicprentiss]

Emily Prentiss in Criminal Minds: Evolution 'Pay-Per-View'

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[milfsincrime]

derek: aww babygirl, why so sad?

penny: emily said i’m not allowed to listen to music while cooking anymore..

derek: how come?

penny: ..i got too into it and turned the stove knobs like a dj..

emily, appearing like a wild pokémon: ..and almost blew up the house

[sucker-for-emily-prentiss]

My criminal minds guilty pleasure ship is penemily. They would balance each other out so well, I feel as though it could have happened.

What’s your guilty pleasure crimi ship?

[sirpotys]

García: Emily is so beautiful and perfect.

Hotch: Yeah, She is

García: I want to kiss her, I'm going to kiss her.

Hotch: No, you will not. You won't kiss Emily

García: What, why not? You're being homophobic boss.

Hotch: I'm not homophobic, you can't kiss Emily for the simple reason that she's my girlfriend.

García: ...Oh, Well, I'm not a jealous girl.

Hotch: García!

[amandasmoviess]

*hotch introducing himself to someone*

Hotch: …and this is my wife Emily

Emily: hello *smiles and waves*

Hotch: and this is Emily’s girlfriend Penelope..

Penelope: Name. Number, and Social security card number. I need to do a background check.