#Penemily

[sevengoodusesofacadaver]

“Emily Prentiss has a sister!”

The sister in question:

[schemmentits]

Penelope: How can spring not be everyone’s favorite season? The trees are PINK!

Emily: Allergies are kind of a problem.

Penelope: But PINK!

JJ: It’s also kinda hot.

Penelope: PINK!!

[imagining-in-the-margins]

🏖️ Summer Sunshine Fics

Hey everyone! I want to start by saying thank you so much to everyone who participated - it was so much fun to write alongside you all, and I can’t wait to share everyone’s hard work. You are so appreciated, and the diversity only makes these events better.

Without further ado, here are all of the entries + recs for the Summer Sunshine Challenge! ☀️

☀️ SFW S.R./Reader ☀️

Sleepy Sunshine by @ssahopelessly: [Fem] After time in the sun, Reader wants a nap, but Spencer is more concerned about the signs of heat exhaustion.

Check You for Ticks by @andiebeaword: [Fem] Reader gets set up to share a tent (and a sleeping bag) with Spencer.

Embarrassed by @babymetaldoll: [Fem] The annual FBI beach trip could be the perfect place to make things even more awkward between Spencer and Reader.

Little Miss Reid, Entrepreneur by @/babymetaldoll: [Fem] Spencer and Reader help their daughter with her lemonade stand. So does the BAU.

Heat Stroke by @0and0its0doctor0: [Fem] Reader is self-conscious about the scars on her arms so she wear long sleeves in the heat.

Beach by @c-m-stuff: [Fem] Reader and Spencer are married. They have a beautiful daughter, and they all are going on vacation.

Pyrotechnics by me: [GN] Reader has a hard time on Fourth of July, and Spencer helps them fall in love with fireworks again.

Summer Nights by @foxy-eva: [GN] Summer may come to an end but the kisses Spencer shares with you will not.

Check below for more Spencer Reid fics, as well as Hotchgan, Penemily, Temily, and several Gen fics!

☀️ NSFW S.R./Reader ☀️

Sunscreen & Statistics by me: [Fem] Reader asks for Spencer’s help putting on sunscreen (and rinsing off). 

Lost Time by me: [Fem] Reader and Spencer spend mandatory leave on the vacation Spencer never had.

Nude Beach by @foxy-eva: [Fem] Reader finally convinces Spencer to go to the beach with her. Turns out it's a nude beach. 

Summer in the City by @/foxy-eva: [Fem] Having a nearly naked roommate made the heatwave much more tolerable for Spencer.

In This Diary by @fortheloveofwonderland: [Fem] Spencer was hoping to relax before his started his new job at the BAU, but best laid plans often go awry.

Summer Heat by @/fortheloveofwonderland: [Fem] The BAU must undertake a team building hike in the woods. Reader and Spencer get themselves lost and have to find a way to pass the time.

Summertime Service by @pinkiceee-prose: [Fem] Reader throws the BAU team a summer barbeque feast. Spencer is moved by her hard work and decides to show his gratitude.

Popsicle Love by @reidmotif: [Fem] Reader and Spencer are at a ridiculously hot precinct and getting on each other's nerves. Reader realizes she can get back at him using a certain sweet treat.

Spencer Reid Doesn't Know How to Swim by @reidsfav: No one knows that Spencer doesn't know how to swim and Reader is willing to help him keep it that way.

Just Hanging Out by @reiderwriter: [Fem] Reader finds herself at Rossi's mansion for a big summer barbeque. A hammock catches Reader's eye.

Everyone Looks Better in a Sundress by @/reiderwriter: [GN!AFAB] The AC at the BAU breaks during a heatwave, and Reader decides the FBI’s dress code is merely a suggestion.

☀️ Other Pairings ☀️

The Shape You Take by @masterwords: Hotchgan. Hotch is dwelling on an empty nest. Morgan has just the ticket: sea, sand, food and naps. While exploring a nude beach one night they find a little more than they bargained for.

July by @gaelic-symphony: Temily. The couple takes a trip to the beach.

August by @/gaelic-symphony: Temily. The couple rides out a summer storm.

Watermelon Sugar by @putting-the-bi-in-bau: [NSFW] Penemily. Emily has spent her vacation trying - and failing - to keep her eyes off Penelope while she walks around the house in nothing but her underwear.

Pool Parties and Secrets by @alicewonderao3: Spencer/Fem!OC. Swimming can be both fun and scary all at the same time.

☀️ Gen/Platonic ☀️

A Very Serious Fight by @alluring-andraya: Platonic. The team is very lighthearted, but one thing they do take seriously other than their jobs, is water gun/balloon fights.

Scars by @codename-mom: Hotch. Jessica offered Aaron to come to the beach with her and Jack, but there is something she doesn't know that stops him.

Baseball and Barbecue by @writing-till-i-run-out-of-time: Everyone went over to Rossi's for a family fun day of barbecue. Then something happens to Spencer.

Lemon-aide to the Rescue by @/PandorasDreaming [Ao3]: Henry, Michael, and Jack make their first lemonade stand but disaster strikes. They have some pretty important friends backing their first business investment!

Happy reading!

[milfsincrime]

emily: i may not have six friends to carry my casket, but i do have a penelope who will flirt with six men to do it for her

[neve-gallus-girl-detective]

If I were going to write a Penemily fic, it would be Emily desperately (and awkwardly) flirting with Penelope who can't take a hint because she's convinced that no one as hot as Emily could like her. Emily has to be like "ignore my body! ignore it! I just look like this! I'm a big loser nerd and I like you!" and Penelope is like "No??? you're the most beautiful angel on the planet??? you could never be interested in me and I bet you're secretly mean!!" and Emily is just like "no YOU are the goddess and you're so cool and smart and funny and hot and I'm just a toothpick with boobs!"

[dontsh0vethesun]

Penelope: I’m literally just a girl

Emily: Penelope, you hit someone with your car.

[alexblakehusband]

emily: i don’t have a crush on anyone

penny: [walks into the room]

emily: i have to gay

emily: GO– i have to go

[gingerbread-in-july]

Sometimes I think of the fact that Penelope had chemistry with pretty much every goddamn body and the only love interest they ever gave her was bitch ass Kevin.

I get not wanting to have the team members date each other, but they still could have come up with better than bitch ass Kevin.

Also, I do not *for one second* believe that any woman at an event with Dr. Spencer fine ass Reid would still be moping about crusty ass, bitch ass Kevin. "Someone I could never be sexually attracted to"- girl, what happened to you in life to have your picker be that broken? I felt really bad for Spence there, but that's not the point.

Penelope deserved better. I haven't watched Evolution but I've read that those shitfucks didn't even give us Garvez after teasing it on the og finale.

Do better for our girl, bitch.

[spindlyspidercat]

they r so cute i love them 💜💜💜

drew this a bit ago :3

[augustfiction]

The my weird sees your weird trope has me by the fuckin throat. Two people so fundamentally flawed and opposite that they circle back to being made for each other. I am weak.

[elsie-talisman]

prepare for a mind dump… but if anyone wants to make these ideas into fan fictions please do so, and send me the link xxx

i have always been a hotchniss shipper, and i always will be.

BUT….

i have just seen an edit, and i dont know why its never clicked this way before, but i was slightly more convinced of canon gay emily

now don’t get me wrong! I love canon gay emily i truly have watched, and enjoyed, enough jemily, temily, penemily edits to be convinced that our girl likes to taste the rainbow! even when she was up in spokane with the ranger and her cameo in the spin off are a lil fruity

and we all know emily was written (or was planned to be a lesbian originally) which after watching this edit made me wonder when exactly this idea was squashed

i remember once reading they were going to have a scene of her waking up with a woman as the reveal (but i can’t remember if this was a fan idea or actually the plan)

but now I want to know if paget played emily with her sexuality in mind for a while … the scene in the edit from 2x12 seems like she’s actively against going with this detective (although one could argue this is purely from a post lauren/doyle perspective)

plus the scenes with the ranger and her scenes with derek in the early season could be re-read obviously (as people have done, especially with the ranger)

now sadly in 2x16 emily says her date was with a man, so the fantasy is slightly lost, but she could’ve been lying. we know she was raised with her cold/ strict upbringing. im sure emily knew from an early age her sexuality would be rejected by her family, and maybe like our girl frankie dart she liked to keep it all separate!

with the 2x16 deleted scenes in mind too i would’ve loved if they explored the demily romantic relationship, but with emily as a closeted lesbian

(side note, but those scenes and a few more early demily scenes have definitely lead me happily down that rabbit hole)

anyway imagine it….

derek doesn’t believe he’s good enough for emily, as he told reid, he finally shoots his shot and she turns him down

he’s hurt, she’s embarrassed and it’s basically awkward as fuck and the team aren’t sure why

eventually derek goes to emilys house to clear the air and she opens the door wide eyed and clearly scared of something, pretending she’s fine (this is still emily prentiss)

clattering heard from within her apartment and dereks like… oh, do you have company?

suddenly, a woman comes from the kitchen calling out to emily (probably calling her babe for the whole cliche)

emily is panicked derek goes wide eyed and the woman notices he’s there saying hello as emilys in full internal panic and then derek being the great guy he is exhales and introduces himself

fully accepting this significant fact about his friend without even blinking

…now he’s in on the secret

(we could even have a break up the team don’t know it was a girlfriend not a boyfriend then some jemily yearning)

(or instead of emilys apartment and some random girlfriend it could be the ranger in spokane in emilys hotel room)

[sevengoodusesofacadaver]

The little look that passes between Prentiss and Garcia after Morgan says “groove thing” is sooo funny… Emily Prentiss, my favourite man hating lesbian

[softhairedhotch]

personally think emily prentiss and penelope garcia should kiss and hold hands

[milfsincrime]

derek: aww babygirl, why so sad?

penny: emily said i’m not allowed to listen to music while cooking anymore..

derek: how come?

penny: ..i got too into it and turned the stove knobs like a dj..

emily, appearing like a wild pokémon: ..and almost blew up the house

[sapphicprentiss]

Emily Prentiss in Criminal Minds: Evolution 'Pay-Per-View'

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[olderwomenaremyfavs]

Where are all the Penelope Garcia fics

Ngl I’ve scoured the whole Internet, Wattpad A3 Tumblr. I’ve read them all. I’m trying to write some purely for myself, but I’ve been using character AI. It’s literally keeping me up. I’m chatting with Penelope Garcia bots because I can’t find any fics.

Srry but daily rant IG tag me or send me any Penelope Garcia X reader or like X Emily ASAP thx🫶❤️-J