#Peckers

[diredesiretoaspiretodiehard]

Peckers

[pussy-f41ry]

wanna trace that lower vein with my tongue and find where the buried treasure is 😱😱😱

(i found ppl that will match my freak)

[floristmatt]

🙏🏼

[rebouks]

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Levi: How long are you gonna be mad at me..? Wren: How long are you gonna be a bellend? Levi: Wow. Wren: Have you even apologised to him? Levi: Do you even know what happened? Wren: I know enough. Levi: Well, I’m sorry for calling you a scrub. Wren: Maybe I am a scrub, maybe I don’t care-.. you clearly do though. Levi: Did you just call me a scrub? Wren: Probably. Levi: [scoffs] Probably-.. he knows I’m sorry, anyway. Wren: Have you said it though? Levi: No… Wren: Even little kids know how to say sorry-.. didn’t your parents teach you? Levi: No, actually. Wren: So, you have to learn the hard way-.. that makes sense, actually. Levi: I don’t like how smart you are. [Wren wrinkled her nose, sniffing exaggeratedly like a bloodhound] Wren: Can you smell bullshit? Levi: I don’t know, I’m not a dog. Wren: Your breath says otherwise. Levi: Hey, my teeth might be wonky but I still look afte-… Oscar: Ermmm, my office isn’t a hangout spot thank you very much-.. beat it! Levi: Sorry. Wren: Woah, look at you go. Levi: Funny. Oscar: Oh, Levi-.. there’s some leftovers in the fridge if you wanna take ‘em home, I made too much.

[texaschainsawmascara]

David Lynch “who gives a fuckin’ shit how long a scene is?” vs John Waters “if the movie’s too long, cut it” fight to the death

[peteytheparrot]

I’m sure everything’s fine

[bretzkysbs]

[justinspoliticalcorner]

Dean Obeidallah at The Dean's Report:

Donald Trump’s first of four criminal trials is scheduled to begin Monday in New York. After what is expected to be two to three weeks for jury selection, Trump’s criminal trial—where he is facing 34 felonies--is predicted to take six weeks. That means by mid-June, Donald Trump will be a convicted felon. It’s really that simple. Is there a chance Trump is not convicted? Sure, as a former trial lawyer, I can vouch firsthand that juries can surprise you. But based on the evidence developed in the criminal investigation and disclosed during the pre-trial portion of this case, it is clear that Trump falsified documents to conceal other federal and state crimes. Thus, Trump committed numerous felonies. Everyone knows the core allegation, namely that Trump—via his then lawyer Michael Cohen--paid $130,000 shortly before the 2016 election to stop Stormy Daniels from going public with the tale of her affair with Trump.  Now, if Trump had paid Daniels solely to keep his wife from finding out about his affair, that would be one thing. It wasn’t.  

Trump paid Daniels the money because he feared that if information went public at the time, he would lose the 2016 election. That at the very least made the secret payment a violation of federal election laws—which is one of the felonies Cohen pled guilty to committing in 2018, telling the court he made the payment “in coordination with, and at the direction of,” a presidential candidate who was Trump. This is why Manhattan DA Alvin Bragg has repeatedly stated  the “core” of this case “is not money for sex,” it’s election corruption.  Indeed, the very first line of the Statement of Facts that details the basis for the charges against Trump tells us that, “The defendant DONALD J. TRUMP repeatedly and fraudulently falsified New York business records to conceal criminal conduct that hid damaging information from the voting public during the 2016 presidential election.”

When you look at the timing of when Trump first hatched this scheme to pay off Daniels, you get why this was all about the campaign.  The charging documents tell us point blank: “About one month before the election, on or about October 7, 2016, news broke that the Defendant had been caught on tape saying to the host of Access Hollywood: “I just start kissing them [women]. It’s like a magnet. Just kiss. I don’t even wait. And when you’re a star, they let you do it. You can do anything…Grab ’em by the [genitals]. You can do anything.”   The political firestorm caused by the release of the Access Hollywood tape is why just three days later, Trump—with the help of Cohen and his publisher friend AMI Editor-in-Chief David Pecker-- moved swiftly to pay off Daniels. They heard she was shopping around the story of her affair with Trump. And Trump, former Trump aide Hope Hicks (who the State will be calling as a witness), Cohen and others knew that it would have been devastating for his campaign if voters learned in the midst of the Access Hollywood tape backlash that Trump had an affair with a “porn star” a mere four months after Melania gave birth to their only child. 

Indeed, the statement of facts tells us this was all about the campaign: “The evidence shows that both the Defendant and his campaign staff were concerned that the tape would harm his viability as a candidate and reduce his standing with female voters in particular.” That is why Daniels was approached on October 10, 2016, with a deal to “prevent disclosure of the damaging information in the final weeks before the presidential election.”  Under the agreement, Daniels was paid $130,000. But here is where the crimes come in. As the pleadings explain, Trump “did not want to make the $130,000 payment himself” so he asked Cohen to come up with a way to do that. “After discussing various payment options,” Cohen agreed he would make the payment and Trump would pay him back. It all worked as planned, Daniels never told America about the affair and Trump won the election.

Then, “shortly after being elected President, the Defendant arranged to reimburse” Cohen for the payoff he made to Daniels on Trump’s behalf. The plan they came up was that Cohen would be paid monthly for “legal fees” until the amount he advanced was repaid. In reality, as the pleadings note, “At no point did Lawyer A [Cohen] have a retainer agreement with the Defendant or the Trump Organization.”   Yet Cohen still submitted monthly invoices to Trump’s company for legal services. Some were paid by Trump’s company while nine of the reimbursement checks to Cohen for fabricated legal services came from Trump’s personal bank account and Trump “signed each of the checks personally.” And as alleged, “The Defendant caused his entities’ business records to be falsified to disguise his and others’ criminal conduct.”

Dean Obeidallah wrote in his Dean's Report Substack that Donald Trump will likely have the words "convicted felon" attached to his name by sometime in June or early July should the jury find him guilty in the Manhattan election interference case. Most of America wants to see charges levied against him.

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Official Political Penis Post

[classicfilmpunk]

Pecker (1998)

[the-barefoot-hatter]

More party billiam lore? 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

Always! Because gay marriage wasn't recognized in 1980s Oregon, legally speaking, Bill is a woodpecker

one of many reasons it's a pain to travel in this dimension!

[gifnebula]

[floristmatt]

things nick says

[yardsards]

small thing i love about taz amnesty: the way so many characters just have random unexplained nicknames. it's just such an authentic part of small town/appalachian culture that makes the world feel more real + serves as a reminder that like yeah the guys making this are FROM here, they genuinely know what it's like

[rebouks]

Two expertly named chickens joined the Finch fam btw.. 🍗

[lisamarie-vee]