#Patton is such a dad

[halfhissandwich]

Oh so that’s where the Crofters went…

[gingerale13]

Sniperscout good ending

All good things come to an end

(I think Miss Pauling got married to me the fried chicken girl. Even though gay marriage wasn't legal yet. Shhh...)

[lefaystrent]

Patton being alone on Thanksgiving and going, "Well this won't do at all," and sending out invitation cards to all of his neighbors in his apartment complex to come join him for the holiday, have a home cooked meal, and offer a safe space to celebrate for anyone else who may not have anywhere else to go. He doesn't know his neighbors, and maybe it's a long shot, but it's the thought that counts!

Fastforward to Turkey Day and five guys show up on his doorstep, all of them strangers to each other, but each of them having read the invite and going, "Why not?"

[loganslowdown4]

Roman: Good GOD—

Logan: How does this make any sense?? HOW?

Virgil: Why do you keep winning? And wILL YOU QUIT POKING ME??

Patton: But I thought we were playing poker? *pokes Virgil again, giggles* Also I have… these cards— *lays them out*

Roman: *slams table* A ROYAL FLUSH?!

Logan: *screams in frustration*

[part-time-zombie]

Remus and Patton should be best friends actually:

Both of them are shown to eat things which are, well, inedible,

They're both very willing to strip on (misinterpreted) request,

And Patton is a certified chaos-bringer and potentially an arsonist.

Tbh think it's in everyone's best interest that they don't team up, because if they do the apartment will burn down in two minutes.

[let-roman-bite-someone]

i just love the idea that patton never uses mugs or cups to drink stuff out of

[instantromannoodles]

Some Sides Tumblr post I made

[alexi-was-not-here]

I find it rather intresting that Logan hates dad jokes so much. Like, there is so much room for word-play and smart jokes to be made with them and yet he gets SO ANNOYED whenever Patton {or the others} make one.

Idk just a thought

[exsqueezememacaroni]

hey don't cry, shirtless Mike in peach pants amused by the gang being amused by little doll versions of themselves, okay?

[asgoodeasgold]

"Wow, that actually looks edible."

Don't push your luck David. You might be looking like a god, but being sarcastic about your girlfriend's cooking is not a good look.

I forgive you though, that polo shirt has made me throw all my feminist principles out of the window 🤷🏻‍♀️ I am not proud. In any case, looks like Paula feels the same.

Matthew Goode as dad David (perfect in all other ways).

Close up, for reasons 🫠

📷 Four Kids and It (2020) my edits

[halfhissandwich]

This is a reminder that Logan Sanders canonically thinks Virgil is a pyromaniac

[chirp-featherfowl]

dawn of creation

(OHHHHHH MY GOD TUMBLR CRUSHED MY ART AGAIN. CLICK FOR HIGHER QUALITY. HOLY SHIT)

little logan under the cut because of course he wasn't there for it

[myapathyhaspeaked]

hello i tried to draw patton but the face is fucked do your underdrawings people and also decide what directing the figure is facing before you start darkening the lines lol

yeah also i had no idea what to do with the legs…he’s wearing socks and sandals

[loganslowdown4]

Patton: Two cats were having a swim race across a pond. One cat was called ‘one two three’, the other was called ‘un deux trois’. Which cat won the race?

Logan: *sigh* I don’t know Patton.

Patton: ‘One two three’ won! Because ‘Un deux trois’ cat sank!

Logan: I’m not sure I underst-

Roman: HAHAHA! *wipes a tear* Ah francais, for a love language you can be quite funny hah-

[anxiouslyfred]

Remus: It's a vegan burger

Virgil: There's a spider baked literally underneath it. That pan wasn't clean.

Remus: Still a vegan burger

Virgil: Literally isn't anymore. IT'S Got COOKED SPIDER ON IT! Why are you cooking SPIDERS?

Remus: It's the spider you're mad about, isn't it?

Virgil: YES! None of us are even vegan! Why try to focus on that so much?

Remus: You're so hot, I forgot everything.

Patton: Hey kiddos, did I hear someone was making - *SCREAMS**runs away*

Remus & Virgil: It's a Vegan Burger! It's not that Scary!

[5am-the-foxing-hour]

Dayd: When will Ted himself...finally show up to the talk? Patton: The final boss. Logan: You guys know TEDtalks stands for technology, entertainment, and design talks, right? Dayd: I will not let Ted hide behind these lies any longer!