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gideonisms · 3 months ago
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griddlehark gynecologist exam
HELPP . I know who this is. I blame this one on you!!
Gideon tenses. Thighs spread out, pussy exposed to the world. She’d forgone the stupid robe. Who needs a flimsy little dress? Gideon Nav is a tough butch, not ashamed of anything her cunt has to offer. Why should she be? She’s handsome, she’s hot, she’s delicious—multiple beautiful women online have told her so.
Normally, this is the type of situation she’d thrive in. Except—
“Now this may be a bit cold,” the woman in front of her says. Again, this is normally the type of situation Gideon would live for. A hot goth girl all dressed up in scrubs, inspecting Gideon within an inch of her life? Sign Gideon up!
It’s just, as the woman’s deep dark eyes alight on Gideon’s pussy, she pulls out the speculum.
“You mentioned you’ve had sex within the past year,” Dr. Nonagesimus says briskly. “So I’m using the larger one. Is that all right?”
Gideon manages a grunt that sort of sounds like “Yes.” Truth be told, she’s finding the doctor’s lack of bedside manners vaguely…arousing? Gideon shudders. Oh no.
As Dr. Nonagesimus inserts the tip of the speculum slowly into Gideon’s cunt, Gideon realizes she’s in trouble. Sure, she was lying about the sex. Look, it’s been a long year. But tell that to her cunt—she’s practically dripping onto the table. Dr. Nonagesimus slides the speculum in with a serene immovable confidence that would normally have Gideon on her knees.
Her cunt clenches. Dr. Nonagesimus makes a humming sound, neither surprised nor horrified. Just vaguely disapproving.
“Well, everything looks normal so far.”
“Normal?” Gideon says, quickly losing her grip on reality as Dr. Nonagesimus slides one careful finger in to part Gideon even wider. Her touch is clinical, but the sudden warmth of her fingers even through the gloves, the extra fullness—Gideon whines.
Time seems to stop. For a moment, no one says anything. Dr. Nonagesimus continues to inspect her pussy. Then her eyes flicker up to Gideon’s, and she raises one perfect eyebrow. She slides another finger in.
“Fuck, I’m sorry,” Gideon pants, as she clenches again and almost comes right then and there.
Dr. Nonagesimus leans closer to get a better look. “Nothing to be sorry for,” she says. “You’re doing so well—Gideon, is it?”
Gideon nods, focusing all her attention on the clock in the corner of the room, which informs her it has been less than five minutes since this exam started. She’s never felt so debased in her life, and the woman in front of her hasn’t even done anything.
Dr. Nonagesimus breathes out. Gideon can feel it on her cunt. She begs the gods for mercy—and for once, they hear her request.
The fingers in her cunt slide out along with the speculum, leaving her horribly empty.
“Congratulations, Gideon,” Dr. Nonagesimus says. “You don’t have cervical cancer.”
With that, she abruptly turns around and takes off her gloves. She washes her hands, then starts entering information into a computer.
Gideon lies there, speechless.
“You have my card,” Dr. Nonagesimus continues. “Call me if you need any…additional help.”
“Call you?” Gideon asks. She’s not sure she heard right.
Dr. Nonagesimus looks her directly in the eyes. One corner of her black-painted mouth twitches. “Yes. If you have any concerns.”
Oh, Gideon is concerned, all right.
(and so am I! she didn’t even make you pee in a cup, Gideon!!)
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manglam-marfach · 9 months ago
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dyke!Chilaios has me understanding breeding kink all of a sudden
#chilaios#that's a lie i understand breeding kink very well lmao#HOWEVER IT MUST BE SAID#they finish up a great scene. hot lesbian sex. all going well.#and laios lies back with her eyes closed. still flushed and sweaty. she rests her naked hand on her naked lower stomach and says. 'hah....#'did you know ...that tallmen and halflings can have kids together?' Like its just another fun monster fact.#she's trailing her fingers absentmindedly over her stomach now. tracing idle patterns.#'with our lifespans being so similar it isn't even as big a deal as it is for elves and humans. they're even fertile and that's ...#that's really rare for hybrids.' her eyes are still closed. she swallows hard. She's more red now than she was when they fucked.#'you should talk about that next time you're in me. i'd like it...' and she cracks one eye open a sliver#to see chilchuck . BEET. RED.#because Chilchuck DID NOT. KNOW.#She was already fucked out and now she's dying?? she's dying. Laios still has her huge hand resting on her huge smooth stomach#miles and miles of soft skin...that she wants chilchuck to put a BABY in#she's thought about the hypothetical lifespan and safety of the hypothetical baby! is this just a sex thing? is this a for real thing?#chilchuck does not know and does not know which one she's hoping for now!! cause both sound GREAT#AND OF COURSE THERE'S ALSO#chilchuck remembering that conversaion next time Laios's huge huge fingers are inside her. Laios's hot wet breathing by her ear.#Laios's breathing going ragged even though no one is touching HER she is the one toying with Chilchuck right now. She always does that.#between the breathing and the fingers and the warmth and the smell Laios is all around her and she just thinks -#'Laios is so huge. Laios's baby would be so huge. I'd be so huge. Pregnant with it.' And she cums.#rattles her to her fucking core. Chilchuck who HAS BEEN PREGNANT BEFORE realising. holy shit.#i want this fluffy haired socially awkward 26 year old doggirl to . to fuck a baby into me. in a sexy way.#i think . I think it's hot.#enough to turn you to drink isn't it!#u may ask - hey how come chilchuck has a girlcock and has got pregnant? can laios get chilchuck pregnant?#does anyone even have a womb in this situation? I may answer - don't worry about it#a wizard did it. whatever. its a fantasy world.#whatever is sexiest in the moment i don't care#lesbiance
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emimii · 8 months ago
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grabbing @mysticalcats oc and crushing him
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quiet-admirer · 4 months ago
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#Didn't want to add kink discourse to a random stranger's post But#The way so many soft feedists have overused the word 'wholesome' to describe that flavour of feedism has made it a total turn-off to me#Even a red flag#Bc it's always used on posts deliberately trying to make feedism seem more palatable and harmless#And to distance themselves from CNC/health play/fatphobia play feedism#And to be like 'haha normies think we're evil but we're really such uwu cutie-pies'#😒 sorry but first of all I wanna be a grown adult into feedism - like you do you but sometimes it's treated as if#soft feedism IS baby talk feedism and that that's the default? Like that there's death feedism or there's tumby feedism and that's it#And on the other hand it screams moralizing kink and makes it easier to excuse your own and others' bad behavior#Because I'm just a harmless little soft feedist who cares about fat people not like one of those unenlightened dark feedists#Where someone's potential for causing discomfort or contributing to abusive dynamics is reduced to fixed attributes or aesthetics#rather than to someone's (or your own) actual actions#I know I've talked about this before and I know I'm a soft feedist at heart myself AND I know I'm being hyperbolic#But whenever several 'wholesome' posts start circulating around my dash ad nauseum like they have the past few days 😒😒😒#I just try to grit my teeth but I need to let the hater rattle the bars of its cage about it once in a while...#Obligatory 'this is not directed at anyone- I've seen a few lately and it's more about patterns of behavior than individual posts'
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tanuki-kimono · 1 year ago
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From our recent event of the fourth of July in the USA, I was also thinking of Japan's summer festivals. Besides yukata, are there kimonos that have festival themes like fireworks, festival decorations/sceneries, specific patterns, specific colors, etc.?
Japanese traditional culture is all about celebrating seasonality so indeed summer matsuri themed patterns are pretty common on summery items :)
(note that I used summer here in the Western sense of July/August. Traditional Japanese summer goes from something like May to July)
Yukata+kimono+obi+uchiwa are a staple, you can also find happi (tube sleeves coats) but those tend to bear mon (crests) and auspicious kanji.
Other festival garments count for example yosakoi (type of dance groups) uniforms, but those are more performance oriented. Otherwise, what would be a matsuri without fundoshi loincloth ;) (see how to tie one here)
On the top of my head, summer festival patterns can include (please note some are not summer only):
hanabi (fireworks)
dashi/yatai (parade float), used during processions. Mikoshi (portable shrine) is theorically possible but I don't remember seeing such a pattern
kingyo (goldfishes), kingyosukui is a popular summer game
fuurin (windchimes), often sold at matsuri
men (masks), most often kitsune or tengu but many more exist
toys, like dendendaiko (rattle drum) for ex.
matoi (firemen poles), brigades often present acrobatic shows in summer
chouchin (paper lantern), also see Obon below
etc.
Japan holds a myriad matsuri all across the country, each with their own traditions. But big celebrations often have related patterns:
Tanabata has stars, bamboo, tanzaku, magpies, ox, etc.
Obon has lanterns, cucumber, eggplant, death themed motifs (like nozarashi or graveplates), nod to Kyoto's Daimonji kanji, etc.
Famous festivals also have their own imagery (yamaboko float for Gion matsuri ex.).
As for colors, scarlet red is often found on matsuri decors, and indigo blue is a classical summer color (yukata were once dyed with it), but tbh any can be used nowadays :)
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yikes-ajax · 7 months ago
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Finished my first crochet project— a cat hat (I definitely botched it lol)! They are not amused.
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foileadeux · 2 years ago
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so uh. before my confrontation animatic i was gonna do running up that hill for false king au
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obstinaterixatrix · 2 years ago
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I really like romances that highlights a complex relationship with desire. what’s that one quote. found it, it’s the siken quote that goes “the enormity of my desire disgusts me” and “there’s only one thing I want, don’t make me say it” LOVE that. it’s so fun. denial and repression and self-loathing! some of my favorite ingredients for a romance.
#time to talk the romos#it can show up in any narrative in many ways#but the way in romance it pulls another person into the process#is SOOOOO fun for me#with romance being character-focused and with the plot tied to emotional/relationship development#(when it’s done well) you get to see it in both an individual and systemic context#how it manifests in solitude and its impact on relationship patterns#how it’s masked or displayed#whether the character is aware or unaware#whether the character is trying to break these patterns or are furiously clinging to them#fight or flight lol#anyway that’s why I just ended up rotating that one single father bl in my head for so long#I feel like writing-wise I’m kind of lukewarm on it? but themes-wise it grabbed me by the throat and shook me like a rattle#the love interest’s whole thing is how at his core he wants affection but has only gotten it through dysfunctional means#because what he’s wanted has always been dismissed or rejected or minimalized for the sake of someone else#well yknow he’s an orphan and was taken in by his maternal uncle so there’s always been resentment if he does better than the ‘actual’ son#so the pattern is#starting from his cousin and his cousin’s girlfriend#is seeing affection and going ‘I want that’ and ‘stealing’ another person’s partner#and then instantly being disinterested because if it’s so easily ‘stolen’ it’s not the affection he actually wants#and since it continues outside of that context of. well essentially revenge#it just continues into solely experiencing unfulfilling relationships#so when the love interest recognizes his own interest in the main character#he’s trying to continue his cycle of ‘surely if I sleep with this person I’ll lose interest’ except by this point *that’s* the self-delusion#he’s found a person that he connects with and with whom he wants a genuine relationship#and it’s devastating to him!!!!!!#lmao I love it
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minotaurfemme · 2 months ago
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the crows were waiting for me outside because I was like 5 minutes late lol
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badolmen · 11 months ago
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Truly heartbreaking to see a meme that generalizes autism special interests/adhd hyperfixations as a purely fandom thing/excludes ye old trains and encyclopedia folks like me. ‘Who was your favorite character from your first hyperfixation???’ Well. Uh, this is kinda awkward, but it was rose quartz. No, not from Steven Universe, I mean rose quartz from my geology books. Granite was always a close second but ehhh you know how it is with igneous rocks there’s too much variation to say granite is my favorite vs rose quartz which tends to be more consistent because it’s a crystalline mineral with definite composition.
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snobgoblin · 1 year ago
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being a trans guy is weird bc it's like you feel alienated by language a lot of the time. you feel invalidated when you relate to things only girls are supposed to relate to and you feel invalidated when you don't relate to things boys are supposed to relate to. it's just kinda weird sometimes. it's hard to explain
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elises-pieces-plush · 2 years ago
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New Pattern in my shop! (link in source)
Does your little one have deep mystical powers that needed to harnessed? Do you, alternatively, desire to cast BONK on the nearest person? Then this pattern is made for you! Make a magical wand or a sci-fi lightsaber rattle in ten easy steps.
PDF Download comes with: Pattern & Pattern Tutorial (including pictures) Extras page with fabric details and suggestions * SIZE: about 12" TOOLS AND MATERIALS NEEDED: • Fleece* • Matching color of Thread • Noisemaker/rattle insert (optional) • Stuffing • Sharp scissors • Fine point fabric marker or sharpie • Sewing pins/clips • Sewing Needle / Sewing Machine *Pattern works best with a fleece or minky fabric. (You are welcome to use the fabric of your choice, however, please note the end result may differ in shape and size) LANGUAGE: English SKILL LEVEL: Beginner/Intermediate This pattern is very simple 3-4 pieces, and involves sewing two circles to a tube. No sewing machine required, can be fully hand-sewn! 
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petorahs · 2 years ago
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now that you mention it people really should put shuake in more situations as in whimsical ones if im being honest. make them cook rice together is what im saying. maybe goro makes it competitive and akiren doesnt wanna lose and it ends in the most unorthodox stalemate in the world. theres so much you can do with these two its so endearing
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potatoesandsunshine · 2 years ago
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doing embroidery makes me feel so creative i’ll be in the middle of the most annoying stitching in the world and in the back of my mind there’s a little guy writing down ideas like ‘what if i learned ribbon embroidery’ and ‘how can i get into crewel’ and ‘what if i made bespoke doll outfits’ etc etc etc
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void-tiger · 2 years ago
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…I really hope I’m not just a footnote in my current friends’ lives. I’m kinda tired of filling the slot of Substitute Until Something BETTER comes then ultimately left behind. (I’m also tired of dealing with my damn avoidance regarding relationships with people older than me ‘cause I don’t want to drain and burden them.)
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handypolymath · 11 months ago
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IME the sound of one mandible clacking is bruxism. So I do a lot of this instead:
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If I had mandibles I'd clack them together like tongs all the time
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