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Here’s how I want robin in the next battinson movie:
The very first scene is Bruce and tiny Dick Grayson sitting across from each other at the dining table, staring each other down in silence, both clearly grumpy about it. Alfred is in the background watching them with concern. The silence lasts about 20 seconds before Dick speaks.
“Let me fight crime.” (said with all the petulance of a pouty 10 year old)
Bruce replies immediately. “No.” (this is clearly an ongoing argument)
Immediately cut to the next scene where Dick, wearing the iconic Robin suit, is having the time of his life swinging across the city while Bruce frantically tries to keep up with him while yelling at him to be careful like an anxious mother
#just a whole movie of bruce being bullied by this small child he just adopted#being forced to take on a ‘if you’re going to drink then id rather you do it with me’ style of parenting#just back and forth between falling in love with his new son and going ‘why tf did I adopt a child?!’#batman#robin#battinson#bruce wayne#dick grayson#dc#dc comics#mine
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sirius and/or regulus telling a story: "when i was little..."
remus and james: *braces for the absolute worse*
#sirius/regulus would be like “your parents didn't lock you in your room with no food or drink for three days?”#and remus and james would just stare horrified and be like “no????”#sirius black#regulus black#remus lupin#james potter#the marauders#marauders#dead gay wizards#the black brothers#wolfstar#jegulus#starchaser
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Parental Drinking Habits: A Key Influence on Teen Alcohol Use
This article explores a study revealing the strong connection between parental drinking habits and adolescent alcohol consumption, emphasizing the importance of open communication and delayed alcohol initiation for teenagers’ well-being.
Click here to read more:https://wallstreettimes.com/how-parental-drinking-habits-influence-teens/
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Prompt 109
“What the fuck, what the fuck, what the fuck-” Tim chanted to himself, looking down at his cup of tea in betrayal. Was he hallucinating, had he been drugged with something? He had slept last night!
Yet there in their own Lazarus Pit, the one in the cave not the giant one somewhere under the rest of Gotham, was a literal baby, looking just as surprised as he was. Of course that didn’t last, and its face scrunched up as it started to cry, which was his first hint that no, this was not in fact a hallucination.
There was a pit baby in the Lazarus pool.
. . .
There was a pit baby in the Lazarus pool.
OH FUCK, there was a pit baby in the freaking Lazarus pool-
#dcxdp#dpxdc#prompts#Tim has reverted to tea to try and not drink as much coffee#Will that last now? who knows#tim is so done#He fishes the lazarus baby out with a cloth and his pole#Danny's accident happened when he was a toddler#he was in the lab with his parents and they left him unsupervised#He's a toddler and big shiny button ooh-#He's very confused and scared but latches onto the first person he sees#The rest of the batfam are also confused when they head down and Tim has?? a baby???#A baby who looks like a reverse Jason with white hair with a black streak#Tim what did you do-
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Everyone's favorite fairy Peri!! 💜✨
#peri fairywinkle cosma#dev dimmadome#fop peri#fairly odd parents a new wish#fairly oddparents#silly purple man and his tik tok live loving prime drinking lunchly eating lactose free cheese drippy bruh son#that was a lot of words ! but i love them dearly#snoff art
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Mr. Compress, walking into a movie theater, buying one ticket and going to his seat.
The lights go down and he takes out several marbles, decompressing them, the rest of the League of Villains all coming out and taking their seats.
#they were all pre-marbled with their drinks/snacks already#this is like when my parents would take us to the drive-in movie theater#and they’d make us hide in the trunk so they wouldn’t have to buy our tickets 💀#bnha#boku no hero academia#my hero academia#mha#league of villains#mr compress#sako atsuhiro#atsuhiro sako
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HEY WHO WANTS ANOTHER CHARACTER VENN DIAGRAM
NO ONE?
TOO BAD
I MADE ANOTHER ONE AND ITS
SO SANE
#isat#in stars and time#isat spoilers#su#steven universe#su spoilers#lmk#lego monkie kid#lmk spoilers#venn diagram#myart#fanart#siffrin#mk#the contrast of all the silly faces with their harrowing bullet points#if these guys all fused together it Would Be Bad#cool final boss monster though buT PLEASE DONT LET THAT EVER HAPPEN#they should all work a 9 to 5 together i think it would be great#mk is the only one here with income#steven is the only one with a confirmed genetic parent#Siffrin drinks
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I saw this post about how Engie was probably born into generational wealth and I can't stop thinking about it.
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#team fortress 2#engineer#scout#z art#z comic#who's the poorest merc do you think#not accounting for how they're all rich while working for team fortress and all#demo engie and spy are all rich#medic seems to be doing okay for himself but it's hard to say for sure#sniper lives in a van but he also says sniping is solid work and you won't go hungry#soldier is homeless but he did fly to europe and had a roommate at one point#heavy went to college and flew to america he's stingy with money but he's fine i assume#pyro's an unknown#scout has seven brothers and lives in a single parent household#he doesn't talk about money but i assume it was tight#things to ponder...#drink oval brand beer!
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Does Mr. Turner like rubbing his “son’s” successful career in Dinkleberg’s face??
He does! He brags about Timmy's success to every person within the neighborhood's vicinity. Mr. Turner loves how successful his son is! It really secures his reputation at the neighborhood HOA meetings they host at their house.
Timmy's worked very hard to gain more successes than failures. The more successful he is, the greater his family's social standing!! And the less he gets to overhear his dad ranting to the neighborhood about his failures.
Bitties Series: [Start] > [Previous] > [Next]
#fairly oddparents#fop#fop a new wish#fop timmy turner#fop timmy#timmy turner#chimmy changa#asks#raven with a pocketwatch#itty bitties fop au#tw parental neglect#<- ask to tag#using the neighborhood gossip is a very good way to reign in your son when he gets too cocky or proud for your liking.#but its also a good way to boost your social standing!! wow!! the joys of reaping the rewards from someone else's hard work!#by contrast mrs. turner doesnt mention his successes to her friends#which timmy does appreciate somewhat but she also doesnt really. give him much of anything.#so.#cant really tell whats worse. the oversharing or the ignoring.#timmy's parents hosts a LOT of events at their house#so he's usually juggling like. hundreds of tasks at once.#he has to get the drinks the plates the food the clean up watch the kids get more drinks respond to his dad's calls handle 3 conversations#prevent his mom from offering him to clean her friends yards stop that kid from spilling ketchup over the grass catch the loose dog#get more drinks for his dad watch the grill avoid the aunt's mlm scheme pitches reject the neighbor's pitch for a potential girlfriend-#all while picking up work calls and scheduling office hours and fixing his coworkers' mistakes and emailing clients and and-#....which is all to say that timmy does most of the hosting. while his parents partake in the celebrating and partying.#man. you'd think doing this for 20 years you'd be able to handle stress
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My dad texting my mom: "The dick workers went on strike."
My mom: "The porn industry must be very upset."
My dad: "DOCK. The dock workers! Not dick!"
My mom: "What texts are you sending that your autocorrect thought 'dick' was the proper substitute?"
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And you lovelies wonder why I am the way I am. 😂
#navybrat rambles#bahaha#😂🤣😂#my parents#are you reading my tags?#go drink some water#stay hydrated my friends
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If I was watching dragon ball as a kid I would have hated Bulma, but since I’m an adult I can appreciate a highly competent woman who kinda sucks
#dragon ball#dragon ball z#dbz#bulma briefs#doodly#she’s so cringe I love it for her#I can’t believe she’s gonna be a parent#she won’t be stopped she’ll still be at the club#no idea why she’s on namek#she has not done anything helpful in a While#namek is Bulma’ s flop era#girl’s waking up past noon for day drinking#she’s going through a crisis
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◇ SYNOPSIS ¡ — in which a girl is born, only to live in conplete and utter tragedy.
◇ WORD COUNT ¡ — 1.4K
◇ SERIES ¡ — BATFAM X FONTAINE! NEGLECTED READER
Dragons were usually recluse, so the fact that these fierce creatures decide to meet each other is a surprise. It was more of a surprise they didn't meet to fight—
“You know, hatchling. She's someone that could be by your side for eternity. You have both raised a child right?”
Neuvillette nods at the man before him, as he clenches his cup. “Although you may have done things in the wrong order— I'm sure that you have the chance to get onto the right track.”
The white haired dragon huffs, “I do not believe her heart hold feelings for me, after all, we were simply in a co-parent situation for our daughter—”
“Who's to say that she has not earned your affections, and you, hers— during that time?” Zhongli took a sip at the osmanthus wine, a bit frustrated at the man— who seems like he is going through puberty.
“I— I am unsure on how to approach her with this topic…” Neuvillettes’ mind was plagued with the thoughts of her, how could he repent for the broken promise of protecting their child?
“Well, if I must say, it wasn't your fault.” Zhongli sighs, he needs to drink more honestly— Neuvillettes' eyes trail onto the sight nearby, Furina is adorned with flowers, as you create more crowns for her.
Neuvillette heads toward you both, a feeling tells him that a storm is coming up. This is simply the calm before it.
You wanted to head to Liyue next, so Mr. Zhongli-totally-not-rex-lapis-or-morax volunteered to guide you. After all, is there really anyone who knows Liyue better than him?
He watches you closely— as you bid farewell to your grandparents, continuing onto your adventures. The journey to Liyue was surprisingly calm, not that you'd have it anyway— but it felt as if… multitudes of eyes were staring at you, that couldn't be, right?
“The City of Liyue is just right up ahead.” Zhongli looks on, there are a few monsters up ahead, but Xiao will most likely take care of them before you will be able to sense them.
After a few hours of hiking, you both finally end up in Liyue, the sight mesmerising you. It was as great as your mother's journal told you. There were many unfamiliar people, their attire looked pretty, and there was lots of street food around too!
First-things-first, food!— “I know some places nearby in Liyue that will provide you some rest. There are two prominent places here, the Wangshu Inn and the Baiju Guesthouse.” You forgot about your sleeping place for a bit—
“...Although, we may have a few problems in booking a room in the Baiju Guesthouse. They say a Prince rented a room there.” There were many people trying to break in too, it was quite the scene.
“Wangshu Inn it is!” You really didn't have those great memories with prince's after all. Zhongli nods at your answer, “It'll be around an hour from here to the Inn, we could eat something here, then rest there.”
He leads you to Wanmin Restaurant, a place quite favoured by his people. “This is one of the places I frequent. Childe, a… friend of mine, dined together here with me. The food is good, and has high quality ingredients.” He recalls the dragon-and-phoenix chopsticks he bought the ginger-haired man, He could certainly purchase one for you if you wished.
Zhongli ordered a few dishes such as slow-cooked bamboo shoot, crab roe tofu, boiled fish, and plenty of other dishes. He wanted to pay for the whole thing, but he seemed like he lost his wallet, so you decided to rush to pay.
After eating, you both finally started to head to the Inn. You were sure Zhongli was the most knowledgeable about Liyue, after all, he certainly stood his ground against the multiple historians against him.
He took you around the city, introducing you to Hu Tao, who seemed quite… unique! There were other people you met on the way, Xinqiu, he definitely had some great recommendations in literature. He reminded you of Jason.
The walk was really only about an hour, and the full stomach you had earlier was finally digested. You paid for both your lodgings. The owner's name was Verr Goldet apparently? She seemed very nice.
Zhongli helped you unpack your stuff, and you both finished placing your items in their respective rooms. It just turned to night, yet you couldn't shake off the feeling that something— someone was watching you.
"She's quite the sharp one." A mysterious figure looks at you. "Of course, she's my daughter, after all." She smiles.
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“Batman, you do realise what you ask of us?” Diana is befuddled at the request. Travelling between planets and worlds weren't unheard of— but to somewhere they don't even know the coordinates about?
“There's a slim chance that we'll be able to find her!—” Red Robin slams a book on the table. The Justice League knew that they were close with the Waynes, but creating a mission this dire— with many risks Diana might say.
“This was our— her mother's diary, might hold some clues on where they might be.” Nightwing clenches his fist, it a precious relic from —---. Showing this meant revealing the secrets of not only their mother, but their sister too.
“It needs to be deciphered first, but not a single thing adds up.” Not even Red Robin could solve the mystery of these messages. How do they expect them to solve it?!
“I'll take this to Themyscira, my mother may know something about this.” Bruce could only nod. Heading out with the other bats, as the Justice League look at each other with confused faces.
If the world's greatest detective— nor the second, how were they supposed to even start? All eyes fall upon Diana, as she sighs, the silhouettes of the Bats fading right before their very eyes.
When the rest of the Family arrived, Alfred could only sigh at the sight. Damian wasn't this beaten up, Tim drank more energy juice than coffee compared to last week, Bruce became more violent with each passing day— his morals barely intact.
They head to their respective rooms, simply throwing their costumes together, and letting Alfred take care of the rest. He certainly saw better days than these.
For Alfred, the death of Mrs. Wayne was one of Bruce's hardest losses. He may have gained a diamond, but he lost his home. Alfred could faintly recall their steps around the manor.
The Lady would tease the master, before running off and going on a thrilling chase. Remembering her jumping to the chandelier, Lady Martha was certainly surprised at the sight. Richard certainly reminded him of her.
Alfred submerges the bloodied clothing with water, letting the washing machine do their work. He is well aware that there may not be a chance that you'd forgive them. He, after all, took a role in your neglect.
Alfred acknowledges his mistake, but for the masters to be this dense? He could only hope that you were safe— Alfred grips his head, massaging to possibly get rid of his headache.
He wonders when spring will come.
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NOTE : Feel like this was pretty rushed hehe— sorry about that-
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#genshin x reader#genshin impact#genshin impact sagau#x reader#batfam#batman#genshin sagau#sagau#yandere batfam#i got a fever#AGAIN#im literally hallucinating#i bit my guitar for some reason#as always#love you guys<33#Zhongli : GET YOUR MATE—#Neuvillette : *noises of friendzone#bestie zone#and co parent zone*#Cue Zhongli and Alfred drinking their stress away bc of certain families#Here's to hoping Diana won't find out abt teyvat so that Bruce can't get reader#i forgot im the author#ima put and itty bitty spoiler#It'll be released soon anyway#we get a little cutie patootie<33#ooh who is that
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aftg au where bee adopted andrew and later aaron when they were teens. she owns an apple orchard that the twins and occasionally a few of the foxes help run but it's almost harvest season and she needs help prepping everything for the town's fall festivals so she decided to put up a help wanted ad. neil, tired, alone, and running out of options, decides to apply. bee let's him use the renovated barn loft as residence when she learns he's homeless. andrew is wary, his family means everything to him and neil is a flightly little thing that could only bring bad news, but something about neil is familiar. maybe it's how he checks all his exits or how he flinches when people touch him or how he cradles the key bee gave him in his palm like it was a treasure instead of a piece of metal. he asks neil for truths and it's like bleeding a rock but he finds neil is more willing when truth is reciprocated. they spend their days walking down the lines of apple trees, harvesting and talking, and andrew is only a little mesmerized with the way neil's auburn curls blend with the red of the apples and his eyes match the sky like something deliberate, like he was meant to be here. andrew thinks that maybe he doesn't hate how neil looks at him like he's worth something. andrew thinks that maybe he doesn't want to lose this. he's still learning how to accept that not everything is transactional, he doesn't need to make deals to keep people close, hes still figuring out how to want things without the fear of them being snatched away. his mind screams at him to turn away and push any feeling aside but then neil is handing him an apple and smiling and telling him stories he says he's never told anyone else and andrew doesn't think he deserves this but he wants it
#no exy no mafia just the run of the mill serial killer dad and a mother with questionable parenting skills#wymack runs a youth sports center where matt teaches boxing and dan helps coach the kids soccer team#kevin manages an athletics store and helps his dad with running the center in his free time#neil likes visiting the center bc wymack lets him use the gyms treadmill whenever he wants#renee works at a flower shop and hosts biweekly community arts and crafts night#allison owns a vintage clothing market but sometimes fills in as a barista at abbys cafe next door#(she flirts with customers for better tips and has no problem giving people she doesnt like some awful concoction of a drink)#katelyn is the mayors daughter and is assisting with organizing the fall festival this year#this uh got away from me a bit#aftg#all for the game#the foxhole court#andreil#neil josten#andrew minyard
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so if utena islike cuphead when shes drunk is walter like mugman when hes drunk like does he get depresed or something and then starts crying everywhere
🍷 Sometimes at parties, Walter is forced by the elders to take alcoholic drinks, but he always finds opportunities to pour them out or switch to other beverages.
So he rarely drinks, and it's even harder to get him drinking until he is drunk. 🫗 Even if he drinks, he will pass out/ "blackout "while drinking half of it
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#cuphead#cuphead parents#cuphead and mugman parents#the legacy of inkwell isle#cuphead dont deal with the devil#Walter Watterson#drinks#cddwtd#casino cups#Casino Cups branching timeline
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Prompt 218
“Moom, there’s yellow-eyed creeps fighting ninjas outside the window again!”
Danny sighed, taking a deep breath- in for ten, out for eight- as he set the pot he was cleaning back in the sink. Dan- currently six- came running in from the living room of the apartment, where he was watching TV. Or he should have been if not for the bullshit outside.
He sighed again, picking up baby Ellie- currently closer to two- out of her highchair (even if she could just float out) and let his oldest drag him to the window. Sure enough, another fight was happening, with no vigilante in sight stopping it. Look, he knew most people didn’t live here, but it was still rude.
“Jordan, remember how I told you how violence isn’t always the answer?” Danny asked sweetly, Dan’s expression shifting to a wicked grin as he opened the window. “Feel free to practice tossing some fireballs while I clean up your sister, yeah?”
Ah, the sweet sound of surprised cursing and startled ecto-signatures. Maybe they’d be polite enough to take their spar elsewhere.
#DCxDP#DPxDC#Danny: I’m going to be a better parent than my parents & not get distracted by work#He has a couple of the clones’ cores too#Does it count as mpreg?#Danny has a garden shop/bookstore at ground level#He’s gotten better at cooking but he doesn’t trust them not to come alive so he sticks to drinks#Halfas are like phoenixes when they have to retreat to their core#They come out as babies thanks to having to rebuild their human flesh body from scratch#Why yes they’re in Gotham- he’s lived in several different cities over the last few decades#Doesn’t look a day over thirty somehow (it’s the ectoplasm)#Space Core Danny#Sun Core Dan#Moon Core Ellie#Why yes he named his clone-sons after stars#Shadow Core Orion#Bed Sheet Ghost#Earth Core Rigel#Monster Ghost#Light Core Algor#Tiny Ghost#Sun Core Draco#Yes Danny is an adult with a pair of small children & 4 more on the way what of it#dad danny#Mom Danny#He is both#prompts
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I'm updating my personal ref sheets and it's really hitting me just how SMOL Kirby, Bandee, and Elfilis really are compared to the rest of the cast.
#Elfilis! standing on your tippy toes is cheating!!#its okay tho on all fours you're like a little house cat compared to Dedede hehehe#here's a bonus story for anyone nice enough to read my tags#I'll tell the cliffs notes version of the story I drafted of why Gorimondo is so much taller than the other Beasts#especially when comparing Gori to the Mookies (the little hammer monkey enemies)#It involves him exploring a forbidden ruin with Sillydillo#and finding an experimental growth serum in some abandoned school chemistry lab#Gori was the shortest of everyone growing up so he's self conscious about it#Silly can read enough “Forgotten Language” to pick out the word “grow” and eggs him on to try drinking it#and they're like teenagers at that point so Gori just shrugs and tries it and nothing happens.#fast forward a year and he doubled in height#NO ONE KNOWS why he shot upwards like that except for Silly. he doesn't want to be lectured about drinking strange potions in the ruins#the rest of the beast council friend group just assume he was a late bloomer of some kind or he just increased his exercise routine#but when kids ask him why he's so tall Gori just says he ate all his vegetables and always listened to what his parents said#the kiddos in Wondaria were very well behaved after he told them that#the end! thanks for reading hehe. if you could only see my notes on the Beast Pack#their personalities are so basic in canon I get to squash and stretch their backstories all I want muahaha#art#forgotten land roleswap#roleswap bonus features#king dedede#meta knight#elfilis#kirby#bandana waddle dee#kirby and the forgotten land#kirby series#kirby comic#beast pack#clawroline
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