#Parental Drinking

[mydeadgaywizards]

sirius and/or regulus telling a story: "when i was little..."

remus and james: *braces for the absolute worse*

[bbbbbbbbatman]

Here’s how I want robin in the next battinson movie:

The very first scene is Bruce and tiny Dick Grayson sitting across from each other at the dining table, staring each other down in silence, both clearly grumpy about it. Alfred is in the background watching them with concern. The silence lasts about 20 seconds before Dick speaks.

“Let me fight crime.” (said with all the petulance of a pouty 10 year old)

Bruce replies immediately. “No.” (this is clearly an ongoing argument)

Immediately cut to the next scene where Dick, wearing the iconic Robin suit, is having the time of his life swinging across the city while Bruce frantically tries to keep up with him while yelling at him to be careful like an anxious mother

[ariannapeterson]

Parental Drinking Habits: A Key Influence on Teen Alcohol Use

This article explores a study revealing the strong connection between parental drinking habits and adolescent alcohol consumption, emphasizing the importance of open communication and delayed alcohol initiation for teenagers’ well-being.

Click here to read more:https://wallstreettimes.com/how-parental-drinking-habits-influence-teens/

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 109

“What the fuck, what the fuck, what the fuck-” Tim chanted to himself, looking down at his cup of tea in betrayal. Was he hallucinating, had he been drugged with something? He had slept last night! 

Yet there in their own Lazarus Pit, the one in the cave not the giant one somewhere under the rest of Gotham, was a literal baby, looking just as surprised as he was. Of course that didn’t last, and its face scrunched up as it started to cry, which was his first hint that no, this was not in fact a hallucination. 

 There was a pit baby in the Lazarus pool. 

. . .

 There was a pit baby in the Lazarus pool. 

OH FUCK, there was a pit baby in the freaking Lazarus pool- 

[snoffart]

Everyone's favorite fairy Peri!! 💜✨

[moodyvoid]

Mr. Compress, walking into a movie theater, buying one ticket and going to his seat.

The lights go down and he takes out several marbles, decompressing them, the rest of the League of Villains all coming out and taking their seats.

[chipper-smol]

HEY WHO WANTS ANOTHER CHARACTER VENN DIAGRAM

NO ONE?

TOO BAD

I MADE ANOTHER ONE AND ITS

SO SANE

[zarla-s]

I saw this post about how Engie was probably born into generational wealth and I can't stop thinking about it.

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[navybrat817]

My dad texting my mom: "The dick workers went on strike."

My mom: "The porn industry must be very upset."

My dad: "DOCK. The dock workers! Not dick!"

My mom: "What texts are you sending that your autocorrect thought 'dick' was the proper substitute?"

*****

And you lovelies wonder why I am the way I am. 😂

[cubbihue]

Does Mr. Turner like rubbing his “son’s” successful career in Dinkleberg’s face??

He does! He brags about Timmy's success to every person within the neighborhood's vicinity. Mr. Turner loves how successful his son is! It really secures his reputation at the neighborhood HOA meetings they host at their house.

Timmy's worked very hard to gain more successes than failures. The more successful he is, the greater his family's social standing!! And the less he gets to overhear his dad ranting to the neighborhood about his failures.

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[cerealforkart]

If I was watching dragon ball as a kid I would have hated Bulma, but since I’m an adult I can appreciate a highly competent woman who kinda sucks

[moonsnqil]

aftg au where bee adopted andrew and later aaron when they were teens. she owns an apple orchard that the twins and occasionally a few of the foxes help run but it's almost harvest season and she needs help prepping everything for the town's fall festivals so she decided to put up a help wanted ad. neil, tired, alone, and running out of options, decides to apply. bee let's him use the renovated barn loft as residence when she learns he's homeless. andrew is wary, his family means everything to him and neil is a flightly little thing that could only bring bad news, but something about neil is familiar. maybe it's how he checks all his exits or how he flinches when people touch him or how he cradles the key bee gave him in his palm like it was a treasure instead of a piece of metal. he asks neil for truths and it's like bleeding a rock but he finds neil is more willing when truth is reciprocated. they spend their days walking down the lines of apple trees, harvesting and talking, and andrew is only a little mesmerized with the way neil's auburn curls blend with the red of the apples and his eyes match the sky like something deliberate, like he was meant to be here. andrew thinks that maybe he doesn't hate how neil looks at him like he's worth something. andrew thinks that maybe he doesn't want to lose this. he's still learning how to accept that not everything is transactional, he doesn't need to make deals to keep people close, hes still figuring out how to want things without the fear of them being snatched away. his mind screams at him to turn away and push any feeling aside but then neil is handing him an apple and smiling and telling him stories he says he's never told anyone else and andrew doesn't think he deserves this but he wants it

[ask-cupbros-parents]

so if utena islike cuphead when shes drunk is walter like mugman when hes drunk like does he get depresed or something and then starts crying everywhere

🍷 Sometimes at parties, Walter is forced by the elders to take alcoholic drinks, but he always finds opportunities to pour them out or switch to other beverages.

So he rarely drinks, and it's even harder to get him drinking until he is drunk. 🫗 Even if he drinks, he will pass out/ "blackout "while drinking half of it

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[pja-party]

So, I wanted to save this question for the Parents AU blog ask box BUT I HAVE TO KNOWWWWWWW If Walter and Utena have hot drinks in their heads. Do their heads... Heat up? You know, like, a cup/mug with a hot? Or do their heads not obey the laws of physics WAYYYYYYY more than I thought?

The object people, Cups like Utena, Walter, and the Cup brothers have higher heat tolerance in their heads when comes to hot drinks.

Normally they can't heat up by themselves, unless they get very emotional such as angry, blushing, etc.

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[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 218

“Moom, there’s yellow-eyed creeps fighting ninjas outside the window again!” 

Danny sighed, taking a deep breath- in for ten, out for eight- as he set the pot he was cleaning back in the sink. Dan- currently six- came running in from the living room of the apartment, where he was watching TV. Or he should have been if not for the bullshit outside. 

He sighed again, picking up baby Ellie- currently closer to two- out of her highchair (even if she could just float out) and let his oldest drag him to the window. Sure enough, another fight was happening, with no vigilante in sight stopping it. Look, he knew most people didn’t live here, but it was still rude. 

“Jordan, remember how I told you how violence isn’t always the answer?” Danny asked sweetly, Dan’s expression shifting to a wicked grin as he opened the window. “Feel free to practice tossing some fireballs while I clean up your sister, yeah?” 

Ah, the sweet sound of surprised cursing and startled ecto-signatures. Maybe they’d be polite enough to take their spar elsewhere. 

[fl00mie]

woaah canonicity

also did this by accident and i liked it

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