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i love you im glad you exist im so happy you’re alive

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I am really glad that trans women are becoming more confident as they are seeing their bodies transform into their ideal forms via estrogen.

However... The "forced-femme" subculture is really disturbing to me as a trans man. Every time I see "eww men are gross they should just be pumped full of estrogen" I feel so invalidated and triggered cause I was force-femmed by anti-trans family but we're not gonna go there right now...

Can we just...not?

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where's that "was anyone gonna tell me" meme when you need it because holy shit did the bird app just slap me in the face with this

(and yes, it's real and terrifying tbh)

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sometimes your distress does indicate you should stop and respect your limitations. at other times it's more of a baby aquatic mammal being introduced to water for the first time thing. Too bad the difference is so hard to tell.

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If you see this on your dashboard, reblog this, NO MATTER WHAT and all your dreams and wishes will come true.

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The picture doesn’t really show it, but these cats are BIG. Between 12-15 pounds, each, BIG. And when they don’t think I should be doing something, THEY WILL PIN MY ARMS DOWN AND THEN JUST LAY THERE PURRING, KNEEDING MY BARE FOREARMS!

I’m being physically bullied by 2 cats! (The third is an emotional bully, and I don’t know which is worse tbh)

Sorry guys, no live podcast recording today… the executive producer cats have vetoed it. - Shadow

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I DO HAVE ONE OF THESE!

art by the wonderful @felixdawriter

I think more people should make fursonas and I'm dead serious. the process of self-exploration that naturally comes along with creating a funny little critter to represent yourself is SO valuable, as you consider the types of animals you vibe with and what kind of aesthetic/colours/personality/etc suit you and stuff like that (fun fact this process is how I figured out I was transgender lol. not saying that will happen to you but just proving that you can learn a LOT about yourself through this design process and any subsequent design changes)

and then when you're all done, you have a little freak you can do whatever you want with! edit them poorly into memes, commission lavish oil paintings of them to hang in your mansion, use them as a personal online mascot, design a fucked up evil twin for them to fight, soak them in milk and throw them at the wall, anything really. same stuff some people do with fandom characters they really like, except it's 100% yours and nobody can tell you you're doing it wrong! also now you have an animal your friends can associate with you and they'll send you funny pics/videos of that animal that make them think of you. literally it's just wins all the way down for you and everybody you associate with. everyone should have one of these things!!

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A little background as to why the Markiplier fandom is panicking about The Edge of Sleep.

So YEARS ago. Mark was in a podcast called The Edge of Sleep, which was adapted into a TV series... Which was never released

Until

Mark made a movie adaptation of a video game, Iron Lung. He's put all his energy into this film, directing, producing, editing, even starring in it. the movie is done, and he's working to get it released in theaters.

We, the public don't know why, but we know that some doors have been locked on the release of Iron Lung, however some big wigs somewhere have promised that if his popularity alone can put Edge of Sleep in the TOP TEN a lot of doors will open for Iron Lung. He wasn't allowed to even say where it would premiere, nor was it advertised AT ALL

So now, Edge of Sleep has shadow dropped on Amazon Prime in the US. Three days BEFORE they even told Mark it would air. In order to get this man's work out in theaters this thing has to get to the top ten by word of mouth alone.

So. Watch Edge of Sleep! It's an apocalyptic horror. There are some mild gore warnings (blood, knife mutilation, brain dissection, self harm). Even if you can play it in the background and let it run just so it gets views thatd be helpful.

Stick it to the Hollywood Bigwigs! Show them YouTubers can have an audience! Open some doors for creative people trying to show their work to a bigger audience!

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*I show this to Felix, planning on making jokes about our experiences of Christian cults*

His immediate response: "YOU CANT INJECT ANYTHING WITH THAT. WHAT ARE THEY DOING, SURFACE POPPING?"

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You think 420 is cool because it's the 'weed' number? Grow up. 420 is cool because it's lowest common multiple of 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 & 7.

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Thanks @timeclonemike for reposting this! I found my keys today!!!!! They’ve been missing for weeks!!!!

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10/10. Only the most unqualified people running this shitshow.

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