#Panur

[endiness]

@panur​ replied to your post: “i am once again ✨ manifesting ✨ radovid as a...”

yes but also GIVE ME THE RADOVIETTA

but also that the show has already lowkey done the set up of their relationship 👀

[lakka-arts]

please don't feel like i'm criticizing, this is a genuine ask: are you relogging the same posts several dozen times on purpose, or is it a tumblr glitch?

Im doing it on purpose LMAO but dw I’m not gonna do another one like it for a while just so that people won’t be too annoyed

[crushcandles]

heys there! i just read your fic for post 616279657345679360 and wanted to ask if you could please post it to ao3 so i can fave it? loved it <3

Hi! I'm very glad you liked that snippet! It's now available on AO3 here:

Wasn't Meant to Hear (TWN, G/J, E, 1k)

[panur]

‘What a company I ended up with,’ Geralt continued, shaking his head. ‘Brothers in arms! A team of heroes! What have I done to deserve it? A poetaster with a lute. A king who abdicated to elope with the very same poetaster. A wild and lippy half-dryad, half-woman. A vampire, who’s about to notch up his fifth century. And a bloody Nilfgaardian who insists he isn’t a Nilfgaardian.’ ‘And leading the party is the Witcher, who suffers from pangs of conscience, impotence and the inability to take decisions,’ Regis finished calmly. ‘I suggest we travel incognito, to avoid arousing suspicion.’ ‘Or raising a laugh,’ Milva added. 'Also, I was a prince when I eloped.' Radovid added, quite primly. 'You're a king??' Cahir shouted, distraught.

― edited quote from Andrzej Sapkowski, Baptism of Fire

[panur]

LONG LIVE HANSOVID

Portrait practice

[loki-is-my-kink-awakening]

Happy New Year to everyone

Wishing you an amazing year ahead. Here's to 2025!

In no particular order 🥰

@dreamycloud @mobius-m-mobius @rin-love-is-green @natendo-art @wolfpup026

@mirilyawrites @waterhorseyblues-ao3 @insert-witty-user-name-here @mimisempai @cha-melodius

@dewdropreader @starport-seven-five @boredintjqueen @dancingwiththefae @forevertrueblue

@ladyofthestayingpower @starrose17 @lgwilt @iwillbringyouruin @panur

@ialwayscomewhenyoucall @janjan-the-ninth @songstone @kingeomer @diabla616

@kickassfu @mojowitchcraft @highwarlockofphilly @in-my-loki-feels @elodiah

@kcscribbler @devilbearingtrouble @spacemonolith @lokimobius @thosegayoldmen

@distracteddream @silentxsymphony @scifikimmi @megglesthegeek @insomniaflarrow

@eriquin @underthebluerain @impulsemuppet @transmairon @saubrimbor

@damnyoubishop @dilfmobius @mobiusismycomfortcharacter @ghoulehhh @blackbirdofasgard

and others I can't tag because theres only 50 tags allowed. Love you all.

[sushiisiu]

Do you have any Wallace x Scott fic recs? I just need to feed the brain worms that have been taking over since watching the whole 😭

of the top of my head and not in any particular order:

late night confessions of the semiotic mind by panur

if i could smoke fear away by 100yos (NSFW)

don't tell wallace by lysander strato (mielenrauha)

scott pilgrim & the unsubtle seduction by afterism

scott pilgrim's greatest hits by stochastically_inevitable (ongoing)

the cons (and unexpected pros) of sharing a mattress by tallwillows (NSFW)

sleep in the heat (and repeat) by apolloshrines

i would definitely recommend checking out the authors listed here too!!!! panur and willow my beloved <3

[thelostgirl21]

Okay, I felt like this post (by @panur & @underthebluerain) deserved some visuals, so people could really understand and truly appreciate just how dramatic the difference in body sizes and shapes between these two gorgeous, absolutely lovely men, is!

And just how skilled the costume design team is, on the show, when it comes to giving the illusion that a character is much smaller (in Jaskier's case) or much larger (in Radovid's case), than their actors actually are.

There was an incredible post, a while back, that really explained how those wizards work their magic!

And it's utterly fascinating!!! Seriously, if you haven't read all of that yet, I highly suggest you go and take a look!

But yeah, when you look at the way their clothes have been designed this season, there's definitely been some attempt to make Jaskier look generally smaller than Joey Batey really is, while making Radovid look generally bigger than Hugh Skinner really is, too.

A few examples (with my extremely humble interpretation / things that have grabbed my eye when I look at their costumes. Please bear in mind that I am but an humble fan with no experience in costume design, so there's probably tons of stuff I've missed, and/or I might have misinterpreted some of those designers' intent):

Then, of course, there's Radovid's cloak that just... triples his size or something!

So, when you look at them side by side with their clothes on (even without the cloak), there really doesn't seem to be such a huge difference in body size and shape between the two.

Why are they so pretty though?

Like yeah, you do get the sense that Radovid might be a bit leaner, and that he has a longer torso, perhaps, but it's not THAT dramatic of a difference...

As soon as you get them out of their costumes, however...

On that last gif, you can really see that Joey's roughly the same height as Henry Cavill, and get the sense that he'd probably fit really well in a Witcher's armor, too!

Technically, their heights are listed as: - Henry Cavill: 1,85cm (6 ft 7/8 in) - Hugh Skinner: 1,83cm (6 ft) - Joey Batey 1,82cm (5 ft 11 5/8 in)

So, Joey's like 1 1/8" smaller than Henry and 3/8" smaller than Hugh.

Since I'm ½" taller than my own partner and virtually never realize it, I doubt they'd notice that 3/8" difference between them.

But yeah, one of the really funny "side effects" of costume designers being so good at their job is when you somehow manage to forget about it while watching the show and then this happens:

and your brain needs a moment to re-calibrate its settings because you're like "Right! Buff bard! Right... 6 feet tall really strong looking damsel in distress that keeps complaining Geralt could break him like a twig, when it would be something closer to splitting a log!"

Makes you wonder if people in Jaskier's family are just... naturally muscular or something (lots of fast-twitch muscle fibers?!)?

Because, while Joey is apparently into climbing, kick boxing, swimming, fencing, medieval sword fighting, etc.

Jaskier complained about needing to walk down the path of a mountain on his own, because his fancy boots kept sliding.

He does a lot of traveling and walking, sure... But that doesn't really help you develop your upper body / pectorals / arms, etc. in such a way!

Unless he just... likes the way those muscles aesthetically look on him?

You know, I really wouldn't put it past him, now that I think about it...

Over the years, Jaskier has just developed his very own calisthenics workout routine to build and maintain his looks, but feels the need to hide it.

Because "body fitness" is not exactly a popular discipline on the Continent at that time.

People tend to train to learn how to fight, or develop muscle mass while working the land or their craft, not because "they like the way those muscles look on them when taking their clothes off!"

So, Jaskier wears clothes that hide his actual body shape, since he's afraid that, if people saw and noticed how built he really is, then they'd just assume he knows how to fight and defend himself, when he doesn't.

People might stop shoving him out of harm's way, pulling him behind them to stand between him and the danger, coming to his rescue, etc.

And, since Jaskier's whole ongoing survival sort of depends on people spontaneously stepping in to save his sorry arse, well...

In the bedroom, however, the added bit of upper body strength and endurance does wonder when you want to be able to fuck someone against a wall while keeping their feet off the ground (for example).

Being able to lift and carry more than your own weight definitely has its advantages...

As Radovid has no doubt found out...

And, if the prince turned out to be a bit lighter and easier to carry around than Jaskier was initially expecting him to be, you definitely won't hear him complaining, either!

Although, I must admit that part of me also likes the idea that they might have been able to accurately "size each other up", so to speak.

Radovid's just there looking at all the lines and proportions on Jaskier's pants and shirt, while figuring out where his shoulders and arms actually stop underneath; being both fascinated by the actual size of Jaskier's body, and the choice of clothing design that's making him look much smaller than he appears to be (if his calculations are, indeed, correct)...

While Jaskier's just looking at all those layers covering Radovid, while attempting to get a rough estimate of the total naked weight underneath, and for how long he could keep him lifted... Hypothetically... For science...

But even there, there's a huge difference between knowing those clothes are playing with your perceptions and briefly getting a mental glimpse of what you think might be closer to the truth... And actually gazing upon or getting your hands all over said truth!

Because sincerely, no amount of me trying to look at this while attempting to make abstraction of the whole illusion created by the clothing design:

is successfully going to be able to make me see this:

Hence why I tend to forget about it, and need a moment to re-calibrate almost every single time Jaskier winds up getting shirtless!

Seriously, just look at the bottom gif of him shirtless, then at the top where he's got his clothes on a few times, one after the other, and try to tell me that you're able to visualize where all of that body at the bottom is managing to fit in there at the top!

It's like part of it literally went missing!

So, even if Radovid had managed to guess that Jaskier was a lot buffer than his choice of clothing was letting on, and vice versa, I'm thinking they'd still have been in for quite a bit of a surprise when they actually got each other's clothes removed!

Therefore, that headcanon would still work, regardless of Jaskier and Radovid having guessed that each of them used their clothes to make themselves appear less threatening, or more imposing than they really are.

[fangirleaconmigo]

Folks, friends, so I got an ask a long time ago from my dear panur which is a prompt for book boys Geralt and Dandelion getting it on after Geralt is turned away from a brothel.

I ask for prompts because I'm like, oh, I'll get practice writing something fast and short.

But guys, I can literally never do that. I've been working on this thing for months.

And I really actually like it and I think you will too (I hope anyway lol). I'm excited to share it. Hopefully today or tomorrow. Putting some finishing touches.

[flootzavut]

WIP folder game

I was tagged by @panur and @underthebluerain

Rules: make a new post with the names of all the files in your wip folder, regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous. Tag as many people as you have wips. People send you an ask with the title that most intrigues them, then post a little snippet or tell them something about it!

... all the WIPs? Okay I'm making an executive decision to make it all the somewhat active WIPs or we'll be here all day 😅 I feel like a fair number of these will actually be familiar to the people reading those fics, at least, 'cause I named the chapters/files sensibly for my own sanity.

consideration

Jack bumping into Jadzia in Garak's shop, her teasing him.

off leash 11

encore 3

where they met is where they lie

Vesp: You know what would really piss Jaskier off? If I got to fuck you before he did

TWN vignettes

Vespula teasing Yen because she obviously wants to sleep with Jaskier, and Jaskier being like No I Don't.

jadlian julzia

killing game

marry me a little

Post mountain, alternate Jask and Yen POVs of watching their soul marks from Geralt

Voyager returning from her unplanned trip into the Gamma Quadrant is news all over the Federation.

Meatball Psychiatry

Through the Looking Glass

Offensive

The first time Aziraphale touches Crawly there, they're still in the Garden.

"You won't break me, Sam."

Okay yeah I'm stopping before this gets ridiculous and I end up not remembering which files to look in if people ask 🤣 I have... too many WIPs, this is likely not even half, but it's (most of) the ones I've had a serious poke at in '24. Eep.

I'm terrible at remembering URLs 😬 so this will be a little random; if you're like "aww hell no" then feel free to ignore 😂 but also if you're like "but why didn't floot tag me" then please consider this tagging you, yes you personally, I'm preemptively tagging you 😘

@harplings-nest @brevityis @elysianholly @stiney @alleyesonthehindenburg @agentkalgibbs @naumaxia-art @karolincki @janjan-the-ninth @whatkindofnameisvolta @onekisstotakewithme @froginabogg @gavilansblog @remyfire @agirlwithachakram @vanillatumbleweedscoffee @swords-n-spindles @blvckwidow

[underthebluerain]

Fic Writing Review 2024

Words & Fics

words published: 38,628

fics worked on: 28

fics published: 8

longest completed fic: Once There Was (12,167 words)

shortest completed fic: come bearing gifts (1,560 words)

languages: 1

AO3 Fics Published

8 fics published or updated

6 one shots

2 multi-chapter

8 completed fics

Published Fics by Fandom

8 (100%) - The Witcher (TV)

Top Fics by Kudos

set the night on fire (Radskier)

My Favor Fairly Won (Radskier)

Of Better Times, of Better Things (Radskier)

come bearing gifts (Radskier)

And They Say Romance Is Dead (Radskier)

Rules: Feel free to show whatever stats you have. Only want to show Ao3 stats? Rock on. Want to include some qualitative info instead of stats? Please do this. Want to change how yours is presented? Absolutely do that. Would rather eat glass than do this? Please don’t eat glass but don’t feel like you have to do this either.

Artists and gif makers, please also join in with any quantitative or qualitative stats or facts you want to share about your year.

Tagging @ladynearthelake , @endiness , @flootzavut , @cinaed , @panur , @janjan-the-ninth , @alana13131313 , @greisekinderschar , @flawney , @iwillbringyouruin , @dancingwiththefae , @naumaxia-art , @misterkarchie , @nataliescatorccio , @crowley-anthony , @karolincki

and anyone else who has read this and wants to do it!

[panur]

weee

Favorite Color: Purple, Orange

Currently Reading: Soooo much fanfiction. Also manwha.

Last Song: Pressure Cracks - PoorMansPoison

Last Movie: Hellhole (bland, but did it land the ending!)

Last Show: Marianne

Sweet, Savory, or Spicy: Savory, salty, spicy

Craving: about 90% less anxiety output, blease.

Tea or Coffee: TEA (black tea w lemon and honey, specifically)

Currently Working On: nothing, but should be working on fic/art, i just lack the hp for it T_T

tagging: @seer0ftime​; @flootzavut​; @spielzeugkaiser​

Get to Know Me

Thanks @windflowerofskellige mwah

Favorite Color: Blue

Currently Reading: lol way too much Ted Lasso fanfic to be healthy

Last Song: Girls Just Wanna Have Fun by Cyndi Lauper (a good warm-weather tune!)

Last Movie: The D&D movie! It was quite fun!

Last Show: Ted Lasso...

Sweet, Savory, or Spicy: Sweet all day, babey!

Craving: For uni to let out a whole lot earlier than it will :/

Tea or Coffee: Tea (I detest coffee sorry)

Currently Working On: I'll Keep Him Safe (From the Dark Things That Wait)

hehe now I get to tag people ok ok uhhh @finleycannotdraw and @lakka-arts you're invited if you want mwah <3

[flawney]

WIP Folders Game

Rules: make a new post with the names of all the files in your wip folder, regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous. Tag as many people as you have wips. People send you an ask with the title that most intrigues them, then post a little snippet or tell them something about it!

Things I'm actively working on for realz:

• Cambion in (surprise!) estrus

• Political art (I know, it surprised me too!)

• Musical Chairs with Opposing Monarchs

• Seasonal Gift Not Related to Corporate Seasonal Mascot

• MERMAIDS

Things so far on the backburner, they're not on the stove anymore. Or in the kitchen. Maybe not even the house:

• Massive crossover comic that won't ever happen unless I outlive one specific person (and I had SO MANY SCENES layed out 😣)

• Sailor Moon Tarot deck (so help me GOD, someday)

Thanks for the tags, @underthebluerain @panur

I am the absolute worst at tagging other peeps—it gives me "I am definitely bothering you" anxiety (so, if by chance, I am actually bothering you, I am SO SORRY, please feel free to eject me out the airlock)

@siflshonen @perseruna @annebrontesrequiem @inexplicifics @clementinecrane @fieldofclover @officerjennie

WILDLY different fandom modes on y'all so I'm interested to see what comes back!

[yannjo]

Tarier pâtre, common stonechat, saxicola rubicola

Panure à moustaches, bearded reedling, panurus biarnicus

Roitelet triple bandeau, firecrest, regulus ignicapilla

Pic épeiche, great spotted woodpecker, dendrocopos major

Mésange à longue queue, long tailed tit, aegithalos caudatus

Gorgebleue à miroir, bluethroat, luscinia svecica

[panur]

Post mountain Jaskier accidentally stumbles on the Von Everec estate just in time to save Iris from wasting away. After much talking no jutsu the whole sordid story comes out and Jaskier is livid for Iris’ sake:

Jaskier: “Look at you! You’re beautiful! You’re brilliant! You are *so* talented, and you’re gonna- what, pine away for a man who’s ignored you, abandoned you, taken you for granted- “Oh gods, what have I done with my life??“

Iris: “pardon?”

Jaskier: “Nothing! nothing. Self awareness kneed me in the- anyway. This- this thing we are doing? we are not doing it anymore. We are done. Finished.”

Iris: “Uh-“

Jaskier:  You know what we *are* gonna do?“

Iris: “Um-“

Iris:  “We are gonna get drunk! we are gonna get mad! we are gonna get *so hot*, iris! and we are gonna get OVER those ungrateful assholes, who never deserved us to begin with!“

and then they sell the house, annul her marriage (since Olgierd fucked off for years) and jaskier proceeds to take Iris to party hard, introduce her to all his friends and set her up in Oxenfurt so she can expand on her art classes while she figures out what she wants to do with her life.

It’s jaskier and Iris’ hot girl summer, no assholes invited!

of course then it turns out there’s a contract on a toad under Oxenfurt who bring one certain asshole witcher and i turns out he was hired by some other asshole-

it's free real estate prompt just tag me so i can read  

[lakka-arts]

thank you to EVERYONE who participated <33

calanthe and pavetta for @bookcalanthedaily and monstralt for @panur!! others requests came from twt!

**don't put essi x dandelion in the tags