#Pal Aron

[bitterkarella]

Midnight Pals: Gross Time

Aron Beauregard: Submitted for the approval of the Midnight Society, I call this the tale of the putrescent pustules of penelope pimplepus Poe: ah yes the storied world of extreme horror Poe: certainly missed that Barker: look at mister gothic snob over here

Poe: i'm not being a snob i just Barker: oh it's always gotta be big old castles and psychological dread for you, doesn't it edgar Poe: Barker: look, sometimes we like a bit of sick

Beauregard: this is a story of crustified carbuncles, viscous vomit, and sticky slimy squishy Beauregard: Beauregard: slippery Beauregard: Beauregard: uhhhhhhhhhh Beauregard: splunge?

Beauregard: what if there was a guy and his brain melted out in big gooey greasy grimy glops of gray matter? Poe: excuse me, aron, that's a little intense for dean here Koontz: no it's not!   Koontz: stop treating me like a kid! Koontz: i'm not scared of gross stuff! >:C

RL Stine: ha ha! that's so gross! i love it! Stine: what else you got? Beauregard: oh um Beauregard: there's some Beauregard: big gooey oozing zits? Stine: are they oozing Stine: GREEN slime? Beauregard: uh Beauregard: yes? Stine: see? now that's how you do it

Beauregard: and some uhhhh Beauregard: [noticing Joyce Carol Oates' foot] verucas! yes! there were some verucas! Beauregard: i mean Beauregard: vomitous verucas

Beauregard: so this house is filled with really gross trash   Beauregard: bacon rinds and chicken bones Beauregard: drippy bits of ice cream cones Beauregard: Prune pits, peach pits, orange peel Beauregard: Gluppy glumps of cold oat meal

Beauregard: check this out Beauregard: [picks nose] Stine: ha ha! gross! ha ha! Beauregard: watch this Beauregard: i'm gonna eat it! King: ha ha! no way! no way you're gonna do it! Beauregard: I'm doing it! King: oh my g- King: Holy shit he's doing it! King: the absolute madman!!

[chair-t-108]

Pals today I ordered a burger called the Aron bur/gur and didn't realize it was a Hamilton reference until after I ate it

(It literally said it had dueling sauces and the silly little cogs that form my brain did not feel like spinning)

[team-heavenly]

Chapter 21: Part 2

If you've read Part 1, welcome and please proceed! If you haven't, what're you doing here? Click here to start from the beginning!

And who else should we run into but our friendly duo? Here at the *checks notes* ...Bad Jungle?! Are you kidding me?

This is one of those things that's a little too on the nose to be believable. But I swear this is legit!

We actually did manage to get through the dungeon first try. Now if it had been the Nonsensical Castle on the other hand-

No I'm not letting that go, it was literally Hell.

Teresa: "...Hey, don't you think it's weird they both skirted around the center of the path just now?"

Andrea: "No? Why would that be weir-"

AH!! WE'VE BEEN BAMBOOZLED!!

*cue Wilhelm Scream and owie-ow-ow sounds*

...Deepest of apologies for the deep-fried text on this one. I'm afraid it wasn't exactly salvageable. And as if things couldn't get any worse...

THAT'S RIGHT, IT'S YA BOIIIII!!

*rumbling noise*

...Someone just dun goofed.

Southern Beedrill, I love you so much. Welcome back, pal :')

To his credit, though... Totodile takes it and runs with it, demonstrating his commitment to The Bit.

This would be absolutely terrifying if we were unevolved Pokémon without an AoE move. But... you know :D

Although something truly baffling happens when we transition to the battle:

UHHH, TOTODILE?! IS THERE SOMETHING YOU WANNA TELL US??

He was genuinely a rock type and everything! I'm honestly at a loss. I've never seen this happen before, and I have no explanation for it.

Also, here's proof this place is called the Bad Jungle. If you even care.

This fight wasn't too bad, actually! One Rare Fossil was all we needed to knock out Tropius, and Blizzard took down almost everyone else. Mewtwo needed an extra hit, but that was no problem. Really, the worst part was facing down the Suddenly-Aron Guildmaster... It went something like this:

Andrea: *repeatedly using Octazooka* Teresa: *repeatedly using Mud Slap and dropping accuracy* Aron: *keeps hitting us anyway and brings both HP bars down to red* Team Heavenly: *has no healing items and begins to nervously sweat*

Thankfully, he finally began missing when it mattered and we triumphed!

"Let's skedaddle, boys!"

"Well, they're certainly good at... skedaddling."

Sureee Linoone, go ahead and play the innocence card! I'm looking right through you 👁👁

And that's putting it mildly.

FYI: I'm skipping over the whole "Teresa using the Dimensional Scream because this treasure box seems sketch and could be a trap" thing because it's... not really necessary to the story.

...Annnnd here's the cincher. *shakes ten-year-old me for being too dumb to have all doubt expelled at this reveal* Gosh, we've managed to hit 30 images already, so I suppose let's move on to Part 3. I liked it better when I just crammed in as many photos as I could...

[augustusaugustus]

9.128 Behind Closed Doors

Pal Aron in a pre-Brandon Kane role as an abusive husband. His brother tries to use his wealth and connection to Derek to his advantage, but Ray is having none of his ego.

[ppr-b0y19]

This a fucking pillow fight Arons vs Danno!

[Throws another pillow]

"TRUST ME PAL IM AN EXPERT AT PILLOW FIGHTS."

[timaeus-tumbled]

💬 Sherman

My other pal, hah.

I’m unsure if any of you caught this, but Sherman here is named after the M4 Sherman. That’s a tank, if you aren’t familiar. Considering an Aron’s evolutions, I thought it was fitting.

Anyways, the little guy has really come out of his shell. And to think he used to bolt at the sight of me, man. Times change fast, huh? Now his favorite thing to do is try to collapse my ribcage by laying on my chest. I can’t really fault the little dude when he looks so goddamn cozy.

[bitterkarella]

Midnight Pals: Playground of Death

Aron Beauregard: Submitted for the approval of the Midnight Society, I call this the tale of the playground of death Beauregard: so a rich lady invites these kids to test out a new playground Beauregard: with all sorts of dangerous equipment Beauregard: and i don't mean ziplines

King: finally! getting back to our origins! King: see, that's the problem with playgrounds nowadays King: they're way too safe King: and yeah they need to bring back ziplines! King: those were awesome! Poe: they were pretty cool Barker: they fuckin ruled

King: so when you talk about a dangerous playground King: you mean she's bringing back woodchips right? King: getting rid of that dumb weird foam rubber Poe: oh i HATE that stuff King: see? that's exactly what i'm talking about

King: kids hate these new overly safe playgrounds! King: right, joe? Joe Hill: dad i really have no opinion on playground safety King: c'mon joe back me up King: it's boring right? Hill: dad i'm not a baby anymore! King: joe thinks they're boring Hill: daaaad!!

King: see, in my day, a couple skinned knees were the price of entry to a playground Beauregard: no i'm not talking about woodchips steve Beauregard: i mean a playground that can kill you King: King: so you mean like King: it DOES have a zipline???

Beauregard: no i mean- King: see, our local playground used to have this super cool zipline King: but they thought it was too dangerous, so they lowered it King: now your feet drag! King: they totally ruined it!

Beauregard: this is a playground that kills Beauregard: like its got slides with sawblades Beauregard: and there's spikes in the see saw Beauregard: and the sandbox is full of acid Beauregard: and the tetherball is on fire

Beauregard: and you know those weird spinny tic tac toe panel things? Beauregard: what if it was made of poison King: King: oh wow actually that might be too much of a recorrect there aron King: that does not sound up to code at all

Koontz: b-but the kids are ok right? Beauregard: Beauregard: Poe: aron just say they're ok Poe: for dean Beauregard: they're ok Koontz: oh good! Beauregard: [whispering] i'll tell you all the real story after he goes to bed

[wweallresultspage]

NWA The World Is A Vampire: Mexico, Part 1 Results - May 13, 2023

1. Komander & Octagon Jr. def. Cyon & Homicide in 11:29

2. Arez & La Hiedra def. Aron Stevens & Natalia Markova in 7:13

3. Kerry Morton def. Jack Cartwheel and Sal the Pal in a 3-Way Match in 10:22 to retain the NWA World Junior Heavyweight Championship

4. Psycho Clown def. Trevor Murdoch in a No Disqualification Match in 6:44

[autotheophagic]

aron: yo why’s he looking at me like that? what’s up, little bud, you got a staring problem pal?

danny:

jorel: like what dude? he’s just looking at you, he’s a baby

aron: look at his face

danny:

aron: dumb little face

dylan: stop

aron, standing up: come get your boy dawg

[tomorrowedblog]

Friday Releases for September 10

Friday is the busiest day of the week for new releases, so we've decided to collect them all in one place. Friday Releases for September 10 include The Card Counter, Kate, The Melodic Blue, and more.

The Card Counter

The Card Counter, the new movie from Paul Schrader, is out today.

Redemption is the long game in Paul Schrader’s THE CARD COUNTER. Told with Schrader’s trademark cinematic intensity, the revenge thriller tells the story of an ex-military interrogator turned gambler haunted by the ghosts of his past decisions, and features riveting performances from stars Oscar Isaac, Tiffany Haddish, Tye Sheridan and Willem Dafoe.

Kate

Kate, the new movie from Cedric Nicolas-Troyan, is out today.

After she’s poisoned, a ruthless criminal operative has less than 24 hours to exact revenge on her enemies and in the process forms an unexpected bond with the daughter of one of her past victims.

Queenpins

Queenpins, the new movie from Aron Gaudet and Gita Pullapilly, is out today.

Inspired by a true story, QUEENPINS is an outrageous comedy about a bored and frustrated suburban homemaker, Connie (Kristen Bell) and her best pal JoJo (Kirby Howell-Baptiste), a vlogger with dreams, who turn a hobby into a multi-million dollar counterfeit coupon caper. After firing off a letter to the conglomerate behind a box of cereal gone stale, and receiving an apology along with dozens of freebies, the duo hatch an illegal coupon club scheme that scams millions from mega-corporations and delivers deals to legions of fellow coupon clippers. On the trail to total coupon dominance, a hapless Loss Prevention Officer (Paul Walter Hauser) from the local supermarket chain joins forces with a determined U.S. Postal Inspector (Vince Vaughn) in hot pursuit of these newly-minted “Queenpins” of pink collar crime.

Malignant

Malignant, the new movie from James Wan, is out today.

“Malignant” is the latest creation from “Conjuring” universe architect James Wan. The film marks director Wan’s return to his roots with this new original horror thriller. In the film, Madison is paralyzed by shocking visions of grisly murders, and her torment worsens as she discovers that these waking dreams are in fact terrifying realities.

Small Engine Repair

Small Engine Repair, the new movie from John Pollono, is out today.

Frank (John Pollono), Swaino (Jon Bernthal) and Packie (Shea Whigham) are lifelong friends who share a love of the Red Sox, rowdy bars and Frank’s teenaged daughter Crystal (Ciara Bravo). But when Frank invites his pals to a whiskey-fueled evening and asks them to do a favor on behalf of the brash young woman they all adore, events spin wildly out of control.

The Voyeurs

The Voyeurs, the new movie from Michael Mohan, is out today.

Pippa and Thomas move into their dream apartment, they notice that their windows look directly into the apartment opposite - inviting them to witness the volatile relationship of the attractive couple across the street. But when they attempt to anonymously intercede in their lives, they unwittingly set in motion a chain of events that will lead to disaster.

Lost In Random

Lost In Random, the new game from Zoink, Thunderful, and Electronic Arts, is out today.

Ruled by a wicked Queen, the kingdom of Random is divided into 6 shadowy realms where life is dictated by a cursed black dice. In this story from the award-winning Swedish game studio Zoink and penned by Eisner Award-winning Adventure Time and Marvel Comics The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl author Ryan North, you'll join Even, a penniless girl who's down on her luck, in a dark quest to save her beloved sister. With her companion Dicey, a small and strange living dice, Even must learn to embrace the chaos of Random, uncovering an age-old tale with a modern message.

Kraken Academy!!

Kraken Academy!!, the new game from Happy Broccoli Games and Fellow Traveller, is out today.

Make friends, free spirits and make sure that the world doesn’t end! Welcome to Kraken Academy, a technicolor fever dream that for legal reasons can only be described as "technically a school." Join forces with a magical kraken to manipulate a time loop and save the world.

WarioWare: Get It Together!

WarioWare: Get It Together!, the new game from Nintendo, is out today.

Wario is back in the world of microgames—literally!

Take on over 200 quick and quirky microgames—lightning-fast minigames filled with frantic fun—solo or with a friend! When his latest harebrained business scheme goes awry, Wario must use his signature style (and smell) to fix it. How? By playing a twisted collection microgames of course! From assembling a robot to pulling out a statue’s armpit hair, the WarioWare: Get It Together! game is a comedic, cooperative microgame mashup.

The Melodic Blue

The Melodic Blue, the new album from Baby Keem, is out today.

Where Have All The Flowers Gone

Where Have All The Flowers Gone, the new album from Deb Never, is out today.

[wanderfan2000]

What True Terror Brings! 

Yesterday, I answered a question that my pal, Aron sent me and it was about what moment I laughed at in The Heebie Jeebies. My favorite moment I laughed at was when Wander screamed: “OH GROP, WHAT ARE ALL THESE TERRIBLE THINGS?!” And as luck may have it, it ended up getting its first reblog! I was excited and thrilled that I got my first reblog on a Heebie Jeebies question that I answered! 

Today, I was scrolling down memory lane on Cody’s blog, checking out all the vintage posts for The Heebie Jeebies when suddenly I had an idea to draw FANART of it this evening! 

I poured my heart and soul into this piece along with my crazy obsession with this spooky episode! 

[arnostarkjr-aka-oct0ber123]

Original Stark Character’s Incorrect Quotes # 11

A fandom fusion of Bob’s burgers and Marvel OC

Hayward: ...he’s got Tony as a hostage

Pepper: what! This is crazy

(OC) Aron: Yeah crazy good for my essay

*(OC) Aron picks up phone*

Bob, Agent of HYDRA: Hello

(OC) Aron: Hello, you’re on with Tony’s youngest child: Aron

Bob, Agent of HYDRA: It’s your son?

Tony: Oh, they work with me at the lab

Bob, Agent of HYDRA: Adorable,

Tony: Yeah

Bob, Agent of HYDRA: such a good father

Tony: Oh no, it’s more about not paying regular, whatever

Bob, Agent of HYDRA: do you wanna talk to your daddy

(OC) Aron: No, I wanna talk to you, you’ve been selected as the subject of my important person school essay

Bob, Agent of HYDRA: Shut up

(OC) Aron: Ohhh, don’t tell me to SHUT UP! Question 1 -

*Hayward attempts to grabs the phone*

(OC) Aron: IT’S MY DADDY!

*Hayward backs down*

(OC) Aron: -how did you first get into bank robbing?

Bob, Agent of HYDRA: me and a buddy of mine, we just fell into it, you know, I had a gun I needed some money

Hayward: alright kiddo we’ve had our fun, now hand over the phon-

(OC) Aron: ITS MY DADDY!

Hayward: Hey-

(OC) Aron: MY DADDY’S IN THERE!

(OC) Aron: so just a couple more questions I know you’re a busy guy

Hayward: okay give the phone

*Hayward grabs the phone while Aron tugga wars for it*

Hayward: gimme the phone back, give it to me

(OC) Aron: you are being so rude right now

*Aron kicks Hayward*

Hayward: OW

*Hayward kicks Aron*

(OC) Aron: OW

*Steals the phone back*

Hayward: serves you right, kid, listen to me pal we need to talk, now

Bob, Agent of HYDRA: no no no, you know what I don’t wanna talk to you I wanna talk to the kid

Hayward: Negative, you’ll talk with me

Bob, Agent of HYDRA: it’s the kid or you know I shoot somebody I kill somebody

Hayward : alright hang on hang on *pitched voice* Hi um listen Bob, you said you were a bank robber-

Bob, Agent of HYDRA: hey I’m gonna shoot somebody

Hayward: fine here he is

(OC) Aron: this is Aron I’m running the show now

[irvinghq]

hi darlings ! would you rather see shawn mendes , aron piper , lisa onuoha , or nailea devora?

hello pal! aron piper's taken, but we'd honestly love to see any of the other fcs mentioned. i asked the admin chat and it was a split vote. you could always bring more than one! my favorite was lisa.

[purple-scarf-mistress]

omg hi it’s ur pal anon and i got too many ideas since being in quarantine (pretty much all for hotch oops) so the unsub targets like burlesque dancers, the whole “they’re impure/immoral” type of deal, so reader, who had a background of the arts/theatre b4 being an agent, is assigned pose as a performer kinda like satine in Moulin Rouge i guess? and hotch stays in the club to make sure nothin crazy bad happens sees her perform and has the whole “well holy shit” moment. ur the coolest

RED HOT

“What is with people always targeting prostitutes” you huffed. Looking at yet another image of a woman who had been brutally killed.

“Statistically prostitutes and transients are easier targets and society has indoctrinated the masses to believe that that prostitution is unacceptable and homelessness to be laziness. So with the combined nature of being a transient and having the full weight of societies ire it makes sense they would often be targets” Reid rattled off next to you.

“Well I’m sick and tired of it. We know this UNSUB is targeting dancers specifically. We know he’s moved around dance clubs. We know he has a type. We need to catch him” you were clearly annoyed with this case. Your mother had been an exotic dancer in order to support you both after your father walked out so it was hitting close to home.

“You know (y/n) you actually fit the victimology. Brunette, petite, too bad you don’t dance, if you could - we could stick you under cover and bait a trap” Morgan winked at you.

“I’m a fast learner. Let’s do it anyway” you lied. You knew how to dance. Your mom would never let you go and do it but you were always interested and so she taught you. Plus pole dancing is a great full body work out.

“I don’t know about this” Hotch spoke up turning to face you, “If anything goes wrong... well this guy does a number on the woman - as you can see”

“It’s kinda our best shot and preventing another victim” you said back.

It was the worst kept secret that you and Hotch liked each other. The only people who didn’t know were you and Hotch, and it was amusing for the team to watch as you two danced around each other’s pining feelings.

“Hotch you can be inside the building to over see everything” Rossi said causally trying to avoid a smirk forming on his lips.

The sun has started to set and you were backstage at miss dollys dance club. Stopping out of your clothes you stood there pulling a robe on to cover your red lace bra and matching panties. The UNSUB has a thing for red .... every victim had been wearing it. Luckily for you you would be the only one tonight wearing it as all the other dancers had been told by the team to not wear it to avoid becoming a target.

You heard the music start, taking a deep breath, staring at your self in the vanity mirror, “show time (y/n)”

Walking out on stage with the other women you quickly glanced around the room. You noted the exits, the crowed. You knew Spencer was sitting in the light booth with Emily watching security cameras, Rossi and Morgan were “bouncers” at the exits, and Hotch sat center left of the audience in the first row.

Did he have to look so hot dressed in dark wash jeans and a button down.

Suddenly you were feeling a little devilish. This was your chance to really tease Aaron Hotchner and show him what he was missing. Your body moved with the rythem of the music, you gently touched the pole walking around it before dropping the robe sexily off you and kicking it into the audience.

You ment to kick it at Hotch and smirked at his face when it landed at his feet. His eyes met yours as you mounted the pole in one fluid spin. Your body flawlessly throwing your self around it and putting your self on display.

Hotch swallowed uncomfortably watching you. He was on duty. This was not the time to have his body respond like this. Gritting his teeth he glanced around the audience. Every man in there looked like a threat becasue they had their eyes on your practically naked body. They were all threats in his eyes.

“Hotch, you’re going to break your jaw if you keep clenching it like that” Emily teased watching him in a camera, “damn I didn’t realize (y/n) knew how to pole dance she’s fantastic”

After your performance you stepped off stage to mingle around with the other ladies. You had a couple unwelcomed ass grabs and request for lap dances but you knew you had to get outside for the UNSUB to make his move. Walking to the back exit and stepping outside you took a deep breath.

“He Darlin’ you look a little cold.” The man shrugged out of his coat “put this on”

“I’m okay really I needed to cool off”

You watched him as he got closer to you, “really Insist” he draped the jacket over your shoulder before covering your mouth with a cloraform soaked rag.

You hadn’t expected that. The world started spinning collapsing into the unsubs arms.

“PUT. HER. DOWN”

“A-Aron?” You couldn’t tell who it was really but it sounded like him.

You heard a gunshot and fell to the ground before you lost consciousness.

You woke up in the back of the BAU SUV with Aaron’s white button down form earlier on you. It still smelled like him but right now that wasn’t a comforting thing. His cologne was making your headache worse.

“Easy there, (y/n)” he said making you realize you were laying on his lap. “We got him. The paramedics said you were going to be just fine once you woke up. Morgan is giving us a ride to the hotel while the rest process the scene and interrogation”

“O-okay” you smiled at him still a little dazed.

When the car stopped Aaron lifted you gently in his arms and took you inside. You opened your lips to argue with him but he gave you a look and you shut them.

Carrying you into his room and laying you on the bed he causally said, “you shouldn’t be alone tonight. You can stay here untill JJ or Emily come back”

“I can’t stay here all night?”

His face flushed. “I - I suppose- is that what you want?” He almsot sounded hopeful.

You nodded.

“What did you think of my dancing. Not as a boss”

His face went red, running his hand over the back of his neck awkwardly, “it was ... really good. I liked it”

“Do you like me?” You blurred out regretting it maybe the chemicals in your head were still there or the rush of all the adrenaline but ugh why did you just blurt that out?

“I ... I love you”

“Well then come hold me and when I’m feeling better maybe I’ll give you a private show” you giggled a little.

Yup it was still the drugs but at least it was out in the open.

I’ll come back to proof this later but I hope you like it.

[silverglimse-productions]

Sketchy expression practice with Discord pals' ocs!

Characters seen: - Angry - OC by NolBeamn (Rhian Dimasalang)#7093 - Finger Guns - Sylvester Bravura (OC by Salthemor#2005) - Peace Sign - Ren Koga (OC by Astra The Greek#7684) - Sleepy - Aron Knightly (OC by Salthemor#2005)

This was really fun to do!!

Expression chart referenced is by @/soupery now @/taffybuns!