#POUCHLESS!

[readingtheentrails]

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Lorne - Gwendoline Christie

Severance - Season 2, Episode 3 - Who Is Alive

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[localvampiress]

Watched all the mammalian scenes giggling and twirling my hair

[theladyeowyn]

- What is this place? - Mammalians Nurturable.

Gwendoline Christie in Severance, 2x03 “Who Is Alive?”

[candyheartedchy]

This is such a cute pose, but GOD he looks SO naked without Pouchy fdjfjjgj

[sedlex]

[lumonrecycles]

Episode three notes as I watch

Helena habitually pushes her bangs to the side. Helly does not have this habit. Britt and Ben talked about her deciding something about her hair in the podcast, which idk if actors usually get a say in that, but it makes a lot more sense if why she decided that manipulating the bangs in that way could be a subtle indicator of who we are looking at. Also she walks like a girl instead of hulking like a caged tiger. Even when Mark literally has her cornered in the hallway asking if she’s ok she is just… demure. I think Helena might have a crush on Mark too oh no he has zero moves

When Hellyna comforts Irv hes all like, why are you being nice 😹

Ms Huang scares me

Hall Pass!!!

Does milchick have a creepy dolphin head on his desk? I think the picture is an iceberg. Natalie’s water drop earrings. Seth’s bar cart with seltzer and still.

I think harmony is reintegrated and that’s why often she is still/calm until she makes a crazy sudden move like turning into the snow in her rabbit.

Fucking tiny goat hallway. I wish I was there when somebody suggested this.

One of the only omnipresent features of the basement aside from lighting and white walls is ventilation. I wonder if this is just bc Covid.

New colors! Teal goat tender outfit with a grass green card. Maybe that’s the same sort of teal as o&d? It’s hard to tell when they are not side by side. She does have a cool patch.

Mamalians Nurturable. I think this is where they put severed people who have no talent for refining or design.

I also wish I was there when somebody suggested and got away with cow bell, and want to know who had to tell Chris Walken about it.

Hooo boy that’s a lot of goat tenders and she’s pretty scary. If Helly were there she would have her in a headlock by now, that’s def Helena.

What is this on Hellyna’s earring? Is it a heart? A carrot? Just a stud?

Pouchless!!!

Innie Dylan (and Inne Mark both) having zero moves. The fire extinguisher behind glass.

lol Natalie Kalen etomologys to the beautiful birth of the lord 😇

Bc I don’t remember having looked it up before Devon means deep valley. Like the solcii and gyrii, or the hills and valleys of the brain where we see the chip in the intro? (Drummond means ridge)

Milchick has. A lot. Of boxes.

Oh mark your poor eyes. Ough.

Harmony, standing tall among the many lights in the parking lot, against Helena. I become more and more convinced she is reintegrated. Harmony means join/together

Reghabi has the same blue stone cabochon earrings as Dylan’s wife’s necklace sort of

Oh dang big confirmation! Big moves at the end of the episode what

Oooooh! I love some cymatics baybee

What a good episode 💚💙❤️

[torturedalec]

i thought severance was just like about the monotony of an office job or something but since coming to tumblr i’m finding i have no idea what severance is about at all i just saw a gif about pouchless bellies followed by another one with claymation style people dancing and there was fire coming out his head or something. what is going on

[dawn-the-rithmatist]

Severance s2e3 live reactions, because I guess I’m doing this now

- hello Ms. Cobel :)

- Mark buddy why the fuck are you timing how long it takes to get down the elevator

- Irving’s hesitation to go to O&D?? just stab me in the chest

- helly being so encouraging to Irving when I’m so suspicious that’s not helly?? Fuckkkkk

- “Once we’re out the door my outie will know what to do!” Mark please don’t let your innie down pls pls pls

- OH THE TENSION BETWEEN MARK AND HELLY. IT IS. SO VERY THERE. THEYRE MESSYYYYY

- I suspect the balloons are going to be a running theme

- IRVING YOU ABSOLUTE KING FOR RECREATING THE PAINTINGS

- is this him wanting to look for that hallway in the paintings or is this him hiding from O&D

- Dylan has bought in to the bullshit room plans, noooo the union busting is working

- I desperately want to know what Natalie’s deal is. Girl who are you. Why does the board like you and only talk through you. She doesn’t say anything except what the board has to say.

- OH THAT CONGRATULATIONS WAS HER. okay so there is a person in there somewhere

- something something the fucked up reward of getting to see god portrayed as you when you move up in the system and how that encourages you to play god with the people under your control-

- HELLO MS. COBEL.

- istfg if anything happened to those goats-

- helly is awfully hesitant when it comes to investigating with the goats. Very different from the girl who broke so many rules and tried to hang her outie… interesting…

- GOATS!!!!!!

- Goat?? Man??? Man dressed as goat??? Why

- “are you here to kill me” “hi I’m mark :)” this is a comedy actually

- this woman is living in an apocalypse zone and bitch rolls up in his nice suit like “hi I’m mark”

- Irving is looking at that painting,,, psychic damage

- HI FELICIA (meme voice)

- RAGHHHHH HIM AND FELICIA HAVE BOTH LOST SOMEONE THEY CARE ABOUT AND THEY BOTH GET EACH OTHER THEY FINALLY HAVE SOMEONE WHO GETS IT

- “wellness. we don’t abide such fripperies here.” Girl we can tell

- Also something about how the cowbell calls people but the goats don’t respond… something about how the innies were “locked up like animals” and she just summoned her department with something associated with animals…

- “is it rude to keep asking why you’re a kid” no because we’re all thinking it. But also yes, probably.

- holy fuck they’re really out there lovebombing Dylan so goddamn hard

- something something they saw what Dylan G would do for his innie family with overtime and then they said “we need him to care about something else right now, he’s too dangerous”

- “who’s Seth” “please refrain from sharing sensitive or privileged information” THEY DONT EVEN GET TO KNOW MILCHECK’S NAME

- they’re guilting him into company loyalty and I’m going to start biting. “life is better on the inside” ass behavior. Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you

- do we think this is actually his wi- WHY THE FUCK IS THE PICTURE LIKE THAT

- BLACK AND WHITE AND OLD TIMEY CLOTHES???

- WHY??

- Irving and Felicia friendship is everything to me actually

- “I’ve only ever seen him scared of one thing. he spent two hours on his hair the first time he went to visit you” I am fucking unwell what the fuck

- the drawings are so-

- THE EXPORTS HALL???

- union organizer mark real

- POUCHLESS???

- Dylan’s wife has a pouch for her things that they made her carry in… hmmmmm…

- “no more cameras!” Mhm yeah so that camera angle had nothing at all to do with surveillance at all. We totally believe you

- Dylan’s visit with his wife is so awkward

- OUTIE DYLAN?!?!?!

- NATALIE HANGING WITH RIKEN?? What the fuck is up

- oh she’s mask off, interesting. Ain’t no way she gives a shit about the book

- they’re trying to make Riken into company propaganda Jesus fuck

- Devon my love my light my hope in the outie world she is so on to them

- THEYRE SO CLEVER. THEYRE SO FUCKING CLEVER

- CAN’T PASS A NOTE? SEAR THE NOTE INTO YOUR RETINAS I GUESS

- GOD THEYRE SO CLEVER, DEVON IM KISSING YOU ON THE LIPS

- I’m about to get jumpscared so bad by Harmony Cobel aren’t I

- oh that’s really not where I expected her to go. Maybe she is more obsessed with Kier than with Mark

- COLD HARBOR MENTIONED

- oh shit she really said me or Milcheck and LOST

- OH SHIT SHE JUST CALLED HELENA A NEPOBABY TO HER FACE

- “why don’t we reset. It doesn’t have to be this way” I just got chills, is she severed? Is she about to be severed? What the fuck

- I need to study Cobel under a microscope. What just happened

- mark is doing conspiracy shit and is simultaneously so exasperated when conspiracy shit happens

- REINTEGRATION?? OH I WAS EXPECTING IT AFTER THE THEME SONG BUT I WAS NOT EXPECTING IT TO HAPPEN THAT FAST

- Mark pls tell Devon before doing this. PLEASE tell Devon before doing this

- I’m so scared of this going wrong

- HOLY SHIT WHAT A WAY TO END THAT EPISODE

[mars-elly]

S2 eps 3 and 4 nonsense thoughts:

-goat department? Again? 🐐

-someone has droopy balloons today

-I don’t know how to feel about the board, Natalie, and “Seth” scene. Like it’s so manipulative and like sad and… idk.

-I hate the goat hallway. Much claustrophobia.

-What in the Satan is up with these goats? 🙃🙃🙃

-Irving does deserve all the hugs

-What in the overalls and goat paddies is going on here??? I feel lost.

-is that actually Dylan’s wife??? This is odd.

-Sack, Dylan? Really?

-Dylan 🥺🥺🥺 You’re not a fuck up. At least I don’t think so. Idk how this is going to impact him because he’s the one who has the most ideas of grandeur about his outie.

-Exports? A guy?

-“if one of your goats went missing” what is this, the Bible?

-everyone is fond of Ms. Casey (I am not exempt)

-pouchless… okay then

-“I’m always proud of you Dylan” 🥺

-So Dylan and his wife get like no time alone together… that’s so sad 😞

-Natalie and Lumon in general need to get the hellll outta Devon’s household. Now!

-Devon and Mark doing arts and crafts time

-“Are you burning a message to your innie…” Girl, what kind of targeted advertising line is this??? But yes, tell us the easier way

-“I wanna see my wife” Hell yeah reverse lobotomy time

-Also, Mark’s bangs are kind of emo rn and I’m here for it

-Since when has this been filming in my snowy back yard?

-big fan of these hats

-but like what is going on??? Why are we outside???

-a team building exercise??? In Scissor cave???

-“not even televisually” same Irv, same

-how is this working? Is it like a simulation or something? I don’t like the uncanny valley vibes from the doubles

-this Dieter passage is uh, something. 🤔 Isn’t this why they invented corn flakes?

-Guys um, what are we happening upon? Do not touch dead things in the woods. They will like burst or collapse or release nasty gas — Fuck, DEFINITELY don’t eat it!

-I don’t… I don’t think that’s the tallest or grandest waterfall on earth (but of course they don’t know that and how are they going to fact check).

-Oh we’re glamping, okay

-seriously though, where was this filmed?

-a snow seal 🦭 ahaha eh

-Helly’s eyes just did a… a thing… a Helena looking thing.

-I don’t like this bedtime story 😭😭😭

-it’s okay guys, those were no marshmallows of mine (rectangular imposters that burn too slow)

-I don’t… I don’t think I like this Helly/Mark thing. Am I supposed to? Something is weird and the cut scenes with Irving. And I’m scared for Irving.

-is Lumon like a psychedelic drug company or something? Like idk how to explain what’s happening

-four employees four tempers?

-This is so not Helly

-yep, not Helly (I feel like everyone else had this figured out a lot sooner, oh well) Also I don’t like these ImpLiCations

-Irving, be brave be brave 🥺 (in so much denial)

[toyboy-molloy]

'see? pouchless!' I AM ON THE FLOOR 🤣

[randomfandomss]

Pouchless????? WHAAAAA-

Do clones have pouches? Are they checking for that??? Do they have pouches???

[necrowtic]

pouchless jockstrap

[lefthandedbastard]

POUCHLESS

[thewideawakechronicles]

(Now why is Bubba the only one without a zipper?/genq)medimod

(Pouchless)

[smoocheys]

ARE THE HAUS ZUK JOCKS FOR PUSSY HAVERS WORTH IT... DO THEY FEEL COMFORTABLE...

OK ive bought 2 from em in what is my usual size (double checked measurements). the first one i bought felt really tight and made me wonder if i should go bigger. i wore it to a movie and i left with deep tight marks in my skin... but months later it doesn't feel as tight anymore?? maybe needed to break it in lol???

i was worried to purchase again but this recent one i bought in the same size is way comfier right out the gate! not uncomfortable, not tight, no marks. just make sure u measure yourself correctly!

i'd definitely say they're worth it, ive only bought one other pouchless jock (from rodeoh) and the stitching on that one quickly disintegrated after a few washes... the haus zuk ones look and feel sturdier and nicer quality too, so definitely Worth It price wise imo!!

[magicfortunecookie]

When my partner and I watched this scene, we were SO CONVINCED we knew what it was about.

"Check their bellies? OBVIOUSLY they're checking if they have belly buttons, because CLONES (which Lumon is *obviously* making) wouldn't have belly buttons, and since these are the Goat People, they're obviously heavily involved in the cloning experiments and would know that."

We were so convinced, from the moment she said bellies through the entire moment we were like "we're so fuckin on it, we're so on to them, we're tapped into this plot"

And then she said "see? Pouchless" and we both just. Visibly deflated as we realized it was just that dumb shit Burt had said last season LOL

SEVERANCE 1.05 – The Grim Barbarity of Optics and Design // 2.03 – Who Is Alive?