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oogs
sometimes the oogs be hitting and u just gotta ooga booga to oog the oogs
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PLEASE, I AM ON MY HANDS AND KNEES, BEGGING YOU. DON'T DO THIS TO ME.
She starts crying
I... I WILL DO ANYTHING YOU WANT. I WILL GIVE YOU EVERY DRESS I HAVE. I WILL GIVE YOU ONE OF EVERY DRESS I MAKE FOR A WHOLE YEAR. I WILL GIVE YOU MY MOST VALUABLE DRESS! JUST DON'T CLOSE DOWN MY BOUTIQUE.
She is still crying
Whem the the the when the mcdonals fire you
im going home
oreo korea
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rats, rats, we’re the rats
10/10 IGN some of the best gameplay you’ll ever come across. It’s really heartbreaking on some of the endings. The bubonic plague really did damage the reputation of rats, but this really gives rats a much needed PR boost.
https://algorat.club/ratchelor1/
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this is a callout post but be weary of @manchurianspoonsarecomingforme as they believe that bows are considered hats and this is a real danger to our society. I have attached a post of an undisclosed person who is wearing a bow (not a hat) to show my ideas
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is this the skinless, skinny legend skeleton from undertale? serious answers only
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greatest poet of our time
this may be a bit (as the kids may call it) ‘based’, however, I truly believe Lorraine Bowen is a poet far superior than ‘shakespeare’. She explores ideas ‘shakespeare’ could never have conceived his entire pathetic life. I bet ‘shakespeare’ didn’t even know what a fish was let alone that it’d be fun to be one.
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Marrgrat thatcher is flying across my front gardren
thre she goeeeeeesdsssss
OOOOOOOO
A: This is a common problem within our community. Ever since the resurrection of thatcher she has become too comfortable within our society that she ‘thinks’ she can just fly across our gardens??? The solution is simple, become a skinless skinny legend, undertale skinny skeleton style. The greatest antithesis for capitalism (thatcher) is communism (skeleton man from undertale (the one that isn’t the blue one))
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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa (it's all a bit confusing)
yes life gets you down, but have you listened to chaos at the 99p store by Lorraine Bowen? It’s something I like to listen to so I can imagine myself in a new dystopian universe, what would life be like if there were to be a sale at the 99p store? It’s one to make you think. at least it distracts you from life for a good 2 minutes and 27 seconds.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5nyAP0dD1c
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i hadn’t previously considered the benefits of becoming a fish prior to this song but this song really makes you think. “Oh happy I will be, just swimming in the sea.” This lyric reflects the monotonous life of a fish, they swim all day. Bowen referring to such a lifestyle as ‘happy’ shows how the lack of thought required to to be a fish, she’d rather not have to deal with the struggles of life and would much rather just do one thing to the rest of the life in order to induce such positive emotions. This really made me think. Would I rather just swim in the sea all day? Would I escape the struggles and thought of daily life just to be a fish? It really makes you think, Bowen’s lyrics have been masterfully crafted so that you ponder such a scenario for a great length of time. I would recommend searching more of her works if you enjoy being deep in thought.
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i've really wanted to know for ages but, do you know the country with the world's oldest democracy? I've been dying to know!
i believe it’s iceland, its parliament (Althingi) was founded around 930 AD, I was there to see it when it was established, it was quite the moment.
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opinions on legs?
what are others opinions on legs as a concept? surely there has to be an easier way to get around? i’m not really talking man-made mobility scooters and kayaks and stuff like that, would a giant snake tail be easier and expend less energy?
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