#POOR VARRIC
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Used to think this party banter was funny but now that I've left Hawke in the fade it's not so funny anymore ;-;
#its party banter between varric and anders in act 1#poor hawke#poor varric#dragon age 2#dragon age inquisition
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@trustbutvcriify / varric tethras “my shoes are wet.” ( blackwall -- varric )
“That sort of thing tends to happen in the Storm Coast.” Of course, he’s used to Varric’s idle complaints now. They’re as consistent as the rolling tides that wreak the shoreline.
Blackwall nodded gravely down the path they walked. “Watch out, we’re approaching a slope.”
#c: thomas rainier#trustbutvcriify#trustbutvcriify: varric tethras#answered#the horror I know#poor varric
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BIANCA NOO!! 😱😭
"People are dying right now! You need to listen!" "People are always dying. It is what they do."
#dragon age#dragon age: the veilguard#datv#solas#character death#yes bianca counts#poor varric#oh the humanity#hitting us hard in the gameplay trailers#not even out yet and you're gonna do this to me#you monsters
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Love when the companions randomly aggro on wildlife.
#dragon age#dragon age inquisition#dorian pavus#the iron bull#varric is also there he just did not participate in the murder#my poor Lavellen goin through it
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Someone help Rook get over her imaginary friend, please! 😭
#oh no... poor varric#dragon age#dragon age fanart#dragon age the veilguard#dragon age veilguard#veilguard#dav#varric tethras#dragon age varric#neve gallus#lace harding#veilguard spoilers#dragon age spoilers#lunebunnieart
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no fights are ever won without sacrifice
#art tag#ivy laidir#lucanis dellamorte#rookanis#datv spoilers#im tagging it just in case but like you know#ANYWAY. have i told you guys about the solas silverhand of my veilguard fic . how he can see Ivy’s memories and witness the world around#them as they travel. witness it all.. because i honestly thought tjat would have happened . yeah. it makes this 10 times worse in my brain#like oh!!! oh he has used my love against me oh no#the speechbubbles are empty but they range from ‘im sorrys’ to ‘i love yous’ to ivy finally calling lucanis vhenan because they never#thought to call anyone it again after what their ex put them through . isn’t it fun ….. isn’t it so cool#i think ivy blacked out and just sat with *him* for a while. didn’t really hear varric for a bit . just let every tear out from losing#everyone they cared for. the people they promised to protect and bring home safe. the world is on this poor guys shoulders my gooddddddd#the MOMENT ivy gets up from this its like Hell for 90% of the way. the regret prison in my mind is So much Worse#but anyways <3 enjoy this wip i had sitting for like several weeks. i might do lucanis…….. might. a strong might.
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the idea this game posits that just as much as or even more so than lucanis is having a demon problem, spite is currently having a lucanis problem. is everything to me. spite voice bitch you live like this???
#'rook. talk to him >:('#<- both people in this ongoing one person family therapy session. thank god my rook is a watcher I think they might get it#dragon age#dragon age: the veilguard#dragon age: the veilguard spoilers#dragon age spoilers#lucanis dellamorte#spite#it's a good metaphor for trauma AND it's excellent da spirit lore building on a lot of things already established#and also. frequently hysterically funny. mary kirby has such a knack for Thematic Depth sneaking through#she did it with varric and storytelling and here she is again 'what like it's hard' style. god fuck EA so much#having to admit that the thing happened and was not in his control and that he's different now and can't go back is harder to deal with#than the actual ways he's different now when engaged with honestly. I mean. yeah. yeah. trauma breaks and rearranges a self#and no one goes 'great love this I'd like some more' right after that#add all the cultural fear and shame around demon possession in andrastian thedas and I would not be doing well either haha#but also. poor spite in the middle of all that being like physical reality is already so weird but I really don't want this to be happening
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Veilguard isn't out yet, but the idea that Solas, Fen'Harel, The Dread Wolf. A very powerful and intelligent god-being just has mad beef with this.. little guy will be permanently funny to me.
#solas having his big boy ritual interrupted by some weirdo varric plucked off the street seems very intune for solas's poor luck#expecting the ever heroic intelligent altruistic inquistor to oppose you and instead you get this.. guy#this little guy#bioware let solas bicker childishly with rook and my life is yours#dragon age#the veilguard#dragon age the veilguard#dragon age solas#da4
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While I've made a Fenris and a Zevran Rook so far (made them, haven't finished the playthroughs yet), can you imagine an Anders Rook though? It would be worth it just to have Varric begrudgingly bringing his ex-husband from his first divorce in to help take down his ex-husband from his second divorce. The visual alone. 🤣
#dragon age#datv#anders#solas#varric tethras#bluerose shitposts#maybe I'll try my hand at making him in the cc later#either way poor varric is suffering xD#datv rook#dragon age the veilguard
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Uhhh I made an actual edit of my crow rook Clay
Plz forgive me for the angst-
#thank god for being able to screen-record capcut since I'm poor sduiahiasdhsdih ENJOY. This is my first edit ;v;#dragonagetheveilguard#dragonage#solasedit#rookedit#dragonagetiktok#datv#dragonage4#dragonageinquisition#veilguardedit#veilguard#dragonagetheveilguardspoilers#dragonage2#solas#solrook#capcut#gamer#gameedit#dragon age the veilguard#dragon age veilguard#dragon age rook#dragon age crows#datv rook#rook#rook x solas#varric tethras
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Varric: What's so confusing about endless darkspawn?
Solas: A great deal.
This exchange will never not get me. There's a lot about modern Thedas Solas has had to figure out. But that darkspawn thing... that's still got him stumped like:
#everyone else is like don't know what to tell you bro#it's always been this way#and Solas is like the f*ck it hasn't!#someone help the poor man#solas & varric#darkspawn
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DREAD WOLF!!!! my life is yours !!!!
#dragon age veilguard#DID YOU SEE THAT#im crying. IM CRYING LAUGHING#i am NOT immune to the hype#did you see him ripping and tearing and antiva on fire and MORRIGAN AND HARDINGS MAGIC#and solas babyface and neves OUTFITS AUGH MY GOD I WILL NEVER RECOVER FROM THIS#BITING BITING BITING#not only Halloween this year but a descent into thedas once more (as if im not 80+ hours into another dai pt right now lmao)#honestly :') im so happy for us#life has flipped and changed since last but it feels like a hug to get to know more of thedas#i am SO. girlies we made it. IM SO EXCITED TO PLAY MY ROOK#ohhhh im gonna twirl on varrics nerves the poor guy never catches a break#forever henchman to the heroes (although. an authors dream is it not)#IM BABBLING#AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA#BLIGHTED GODS ALSO#DREAD WOLF#!!!!!! HEEUSJDHUDDJNDHXJDNFJFJFJJFJFJSJF#solas#solas dragon age#the dread wolf
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#solas#varric tethras#dav#davgifs#somethimes I forget how close these two kinda were#the original companions with cassandra <3#poor varric always loses everyone...#game: dragon age#character: solas#character: varric tethras#mine: dav#mine: gifs#dav spoilers
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here is my headcanon for the DA2 polycule for the 0 people who asked
#i honestly really love fenris x isabela i wish there was more content for it#i think they have a lot of similar trauma and like compliment each other very nicely#and i think isabela deserves healthy friendships that also she can bone#isa and aveline have a toxic lesbian situstionship and aveline swears shes straight#poor merril the only ppl who even look her way are hawke isabela and varric#also varric is aroace and no one can tell me otherwise#you can but i wont care#dragon age#da2
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Dragon Age mod that replaces Varric with Philomena Cunk
#Solas is the bald guy who hangs out with the inquisitor#No one knows why he is bald#but some think it's because his hair is afraid of his scalp...probably due to poor conditioning#others believe in a 'spirit of revulsion' that lives among the dust mites atop his head#do you see my vision?#“she introduced herself as Hawke but was not a bird of prey and didn't even have one as a pet. This begs the question -- was she stupid?”#dragon age#varric#da2#dai
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I'm sorry but bioware saying you "won't have needed to play the other games" or "they won't matter in veilguard" is 10x funnier when you realize that the characters they're introducing are intrinsically tied to the last games AND THE BOOKS/COMICS
#that entire interview was just a bad judgment call i SWEAR#i get that they want to draw in a bigger audience for this game as they want the sales higher#i definitely understand that#but the phrasing they chose was oh so poor#especially regarding the solas romance#but it's so hilarious after they announced the companions#varric and harding are SO TIED TO THE OTHER GAMES#especially harding???? who if you didn't play inquisition will be a blip for you#and then learning that lucanis and neve come from the comics or books or something#absolutely stupid interview gets dumber as it ages#dragon age the veilguard#dragon age
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