#POINTING AND YELLING AND AAAAAAAAAAA

[sminiac]

hi I'm new here and uhm in love with all your p1h hcs 🥹 bf!intak and bf!theo were amazing, any chance you could do the same for jiung? love your work, thank you either way aaaaaaaaaaa

⋆ Choi Jiung + Reader

Ex — I’m so sorry this took me ages to get out, but biggest warmest welcome to you my sweets! Of course I can <3

Bf!Jiung who is so quick to offer his help whenever you’re having trouble with something, you’re struggling with work and can’t seem to make sense of it? He’ll help! Of course he will, but he won’t give you the direct answers no matter how much you beg, the type to work with you through it so the information sticks and everything broken down to the point where you’re able to build it back up all on your own, and he’s so proud of you for it too!

Ex: Him bent over you, voice firm and clear in your ear as he talks you through the problem, he doesn’t take himself too seriously when helping you with an issue, and that makes him all the more attractive. He likes joking around with you, patting your head and repeatedly nodding his head at you coaxing, “and?… C’mon baby, you know this.”. Jiung’s very persistent when making sure you aren’t so hard on yourself for not so easily picking up on whatever it is you’re struggling with. The way he’d smile every time you figure it out yourself, lovingly cradles your face telling you what a good job you’ve done.

Bf!Jiung who always has the cutest smile on his face whenever you’re leaning In to press a kiss to the small scar under his eye. At first he thinks of it simply as a cute gesture that you do without much thought behind it- but when he starts to take notice of how you do it everytime he’s with you, with not a single word spoken about it, he’s much more touched by the small act of affection. If it’s not his lips then it’s the same spot below his eye, he only starts to pick up on the subconscious habit when you bring the kisses to his eyelids + forehead.

Bf!Jiung who infamously doesn’t love skin-ship all that much, but will absolutely hold your hand and keep you close with a secure arm around your shoulders or your waist whenever you’re feeling a little deprived of his touch when out in public. He doesn’t say a thing about it, he doesn’t gripe and yell his complaints aloud like he’d do with his members. For you, it’s second nature, even if initially it wasn’t before you came along.

Bf!Jiung knows you see how hard he can sometimes be on himself, that his work ethic sometimes pushes more toward punishment rather than fulfillment, but he will absolutely not let you treat yourself the same way. Whether it’s subconscious or you do it in his favour, he immediately gets you to cut it out, even if it means he has to pull himself away from the studio or his laptop.

Ex: Bribes you a lot in hopes for it to stick with food and promises of adventure out in the city or somewhere quiet, reminds you constantly that you deserve to have that treat, to rest guilt free and not bothered with daunting tasks he can do himself. Kisses your forehead, sometimes he’d even go so far as to rest the entirety of his body weight onto you in hopes you’ll give up and agree to just cuddle and enjoy each others company for a little while longer.

Bf!Jiung who won’t accept anyone else as his parter during any kind of duo match other than you. Going head to head with him is another story, but when there’s groups involved he’s always on the edge of his seat hoping that no one picks you before he does. It’s like having a school crush all over again, he wants your company and the revitalizing energy you so casually carry around in the back of your pocket like it’s not something Keeho or Jongseob won’t be jumping and chasing after like rabid trolls. He won’t doesn’t want anyone on his team more than you, and he makes it very clear whenever someone else dares to even look in your direction for a little too long.

Bf!Jiung who slowly starts buying you stuff for his place the longer the two of you are together. He’ll make lists, messaging you asking if you want or need any specific when he goes shopping, but then it comes to a point where he just knows. He just internalizes all of the foods you like, the skincare you use, the toiletries you hate carrying back and forth between your place and his. It’s basically like you live together, but without the formal decision being made and established.

Ex: It doesn’t take long for Jiung to start calling your place and his ‘home’. He’s so stupid (lovingly) that he doesn’t realize how serious it is to you when he asks “When are you coming home?” and he’s referring to his place. It just comes naturally, he even calls your own place home, and it’s such a subtly sweet sentiment that he feels so comfortable as to call your place home even though he doesn’t officially live there :,)

NSFW under the cut! MDNI

Bf!Jiung who appreciates whenever you pull him away from his frustrations by allowing him to melt them away with the heat of your cunt. Sometimes he gets a little too inside of his head, a subconscious frown on his face as he focuses on the scene of you sinking down on him over and over again, having to pull him back out from his discouragement with a gentle hand to his chin, fingers curling against his jaw to make him look at you. His lips part when he realizes just where he is and how he has you, spread out over his lap, using the desk behind you as leverage. That’s when his hips start driving up, surpassing the pace you set in seconds, his fingers squeezing tighter into the soft skin at your hips, mumbling out soft curses and apologies.

Ex: Kisses repeatedly at your neck and collarbones with wet pecks as he leans further into you, “Sorry, ‘m so sorry honey. I’m here, gotchu’— f-fuck..”

Bf!Jiung who was avid with taking care of you the first few times you’re intimate, guiding you, showing you how to pleasure him, wanting you to show him how you like things, if he can know your secrets. He’s so praise oriented, sees the way you react the first time he tells you that you’re doing good, that you’re making him feel good, and then completely milks it just to drink down your reactions.

Ex: Loses it over any sound you make, small or big he loves it all. The first time he hears you make sounds in bed though, like really making sounds, he swears he could ascend.

Bf!Jiung who forces you to masturbate by yourself just so he can watch. Some days he’s just feeling a little off, and there’s nothing that your clumsy fingers playing with your clit can’t fix. It’s one of the rare times where he’s not lenient in the slightest, he wants to watch you make a literal mess of yourself and he’s not letting you go until you’re doing it. The cries and pleads for his dick or at the very least his own fingers are cute, really, he thinks it’s adorable how desperately you try to convince him to do something, anything. He’ll cradle your head and talk to you sweetly, but making sure the both of you can say the way your wrist moves in favour of your hips.

Bf!Jiung doesn’t particularly favour being dominant over subbing, and vice versa, he’s very easygoing in general, but he’s still the same when you’ve got him in bed. He can be whatever you need him to be. Jiung picks up on the vibe you give off quite easily, your words are a little sharp and your patience has been strung thin all day? Y’know what, begging you to bounce on his sock did sound nice when he was making breakfast. Oh, and he’s such a cute sub too. His voice certainly has the range for it. He’ll be sighing out pitchy whines and raspy mumbles that are still so light in your ears or crying out long pitiful hums of pleasure as his limbs thrash and spasm. But it also drops so deep you can feel it in his chest when you’re being difficult and close eared to his requests.

Bf!Jiung who can’t resist you when you start trailing your kisses down to cover over his butterfly tattoo, but sometimes it’s the only way you can pull him away from the damn screen. He’s all languid sighs and airy smiles as he realizes what you’re doing, and you take your sweet time getting there. He tries to be patient, cupping the side of your face reminding you that “You see all of ‘em all the time.” So why now be so tantalizing and torturous?

Ex: Has a habit of pushing his erection into your face, because then the spot of precum leaking through is briefs is unavoidable. He thinks it’s cute the way you unknowingly salivate in your mouth, and it makes the entry feel all the more pleasant.

[jakexneytiri]

"What the fuck was that back there?" He growled at you

"I don't know what you're talking about," You said while your back facing him.

He bared his teeth, grabbed your shoulder, and spun you around.

"You're not gonna act like a brat in public, alright?" He whispered harshly to you.

"Make me!" You yelled at him.

"Watch. Your. Mouth."

"You watch it. I can't see it from here." You replied sarcastically.

It went silent, but he was even more pissed off.

"Uh oh?"

"Uh-oh indeed" He then picked you up and threw you over his shoulder.

Taking you to a tree far away from everyone else.

He sits you down next to a tree.

"This is gonna hurt my back y'know"

"You'll live" Jake replied dryly.

He started sucking on your neck, leaving hickeys.

You felt your core getting wetter every time he made a new mark. Until you finally snapped.

Grabbing the knots on his loincloth trying to undo it.

He laughs at your desperate attempt and then pushes your hands away.

He then starts taking off your loincloth. Once the knots are completely undone he looks at you for consent. he's consent king istg

You nod your head and he puts you on his lap. Putting two of his fingers inside of you. He puts his hands around your throat. He curls his fingers, hitting your sweet spot exactly, and moves them at a torturing slow pace.

"Faster, please," you whined as you tried fucking yourself with his fingers.

He took his hand off your neck, barely speeding up his other hand's pace, stopping your hips from moving. He gave you a look of fury, his fingers made you feel so good, but you were getting annoyed.

"your fingers aren't doing shit, I need your cock." You blurted out.

He completely stops moving as he tilts his head. Narrowed eyes with his jaw slacking and tongue pointing to his inner cheek. You've been disrespectful too much. He's finally getting tired of it. Your words growing contempt in his mind.

With no warning, he starts a brutal pace. Sticking another finger in, as well. He was three-fingers in, knuckle deep. So fast, so deep, so sudden. You started squirming and kicking with cries.

"You wanna underestimate the Olo'eytkan, darling? I'll make you cum so many times with just my fingers, yawne"

All his words were blurred out by the pleasure. You could feel yourself getting close, as you felt a knot start building.

Jake could tell too. "Awe, already gonna make a mess all over my fingers baby girl?"

All you could say in response was a whine. A loud, long whine.

"Come on, tìyawn. All over my fingers." He whispers in your ear.

You came all over his fingers, except he doesn't stop, slow down, in fact he was faster than before.

You tried pushing him away but you were weak, your muscles were giving up.

You start crying from overstimulation, the pleasure being too much to handle.

"how are you gonna handle my cock if you can't even handle my fingers baby?" He chuckles as he wipes tears off your face.

💍

bro this took like an hour or two and I low-key kinda hate it ngl. Anyways hope you like it 💕

WIFEYYYY THIS WAS DELICIOUS!!! OH MY GODDDD I AM SCREAMING (WITHOUT THE S OFC) i will gladly act like a brat for jake 🤭 YOU SHOULD WRITE SMUT FR!! gosh this was so good 😩😩

“you wanna underestimate the olo’eyktan, darling? i’ll make you cum so many times with just my fingers, yawne.” JAKE SPEAKING NA’VI AAAAAAAAAAA ILY BABES THANK YOU FOR THIS 💓💘💞💖

[mandysxmuses]

Compare and Contrast:

Coda + Jemand

Todd + Nero

//OH MAN THIS OUGHT TO BE FUN

CODA AND JEMAND

ok so first things first Coda and Jemand are basically as polar opposite as two people can be, I think. Coda's immensely introverted to the point of barely being able to socially interact with others, while Jemand is incredibly extroverted and charming and loves talking to people, mostly because it helps distract from thinking a little too much for his own comfort about himself.

Coda dresses in trench coats and long, baggy clothing, usually unwashed, and his house looks like a hurricane went through it. He has tendencies to just let things sit and do whatever is easiest, and a lot of the time that means throwing on something he's already worn rather than just doing the laundry. His eating habits are absolutely awful because he'd rather just eat chips than do the building pile of dishes.

Jemand, meanwhile, goes the extreme opposite direction and is extremely meticulous about how he looks. He pampers himself regularly, puts on makeup to doll himself up, and wears lavish clothes. He can't stand messes, though I will admit he has a similar situation to Coda going on where he does not have the energy to physically clean them -- it's just that he won the luck of the draw with superpowers and can literally dismiss messes with a wave of his hand.

He kind of handshakes with Coda on the bad eating habits, but for different reasons. Jemand eats like that solely as a coping mechanism. When he's upset, he eats junk. Otherwise, he once again spoils himself with the sort of foods people would normally have to spend hundreds or even thousands to eat.

I think one of the things they do have in common is sleeping a lot as a coping mechanism, like, if Jemand isn't up eating ice cream he's sleeping, there's nothing else

And if I really stretched it I could say they have the familial issues in common, except Coda's more a victim in his case, since if we look at Jemand's sort of if you squint father-son relation, Jemand's definitely the abuser, so even in that respect they differ

TODDIE AND NEROWO

these two have a lot more in common than the above, but they also differ in so many respects, too

Like already on moral grounds they're on two different sides, Todd's a serial killer who slaughters innocents for fun and Nero's a heroic character who, while having fun whooping all the ass he does, in the end is still doing it with the express purpose of helping protect others. Sometimes in Nero's case (especially in DMC 5) there's more of a revenge motive going, but in the end he's still trying to help out

They both yell and raise their voice a lot. That's a thing. They handshake on the "AAAAAAAAAAA"

They also handshake on not being able to keep their mouths shut for the life of them. Both Todd and Nero have a terminal case of talking shit, it's just that in Todd's case some of the time he can't back it up and Nero, most of the time, can

Todd talks shit more as a "this is the only power I have in this situation and goddamn it's going to kill me to use it but whatever" thing

meanwhile Nero's just like "I have so much power in this situation I'm gonna fucking play air guitar while you're picking yourself up and spitting blood"

I think they have similar taste in music, too? One of the first things you see Nero doing is blasting loud metal music into his ears in the middle of a church and if that is not a Todd handshake I don't know what is

... even though Nero would never handshake Todd, even without the lack of showering he'd feel gross

they also both handshake on being into curvy women, I'm sorry to make that comparison but it's there, I have to

The way they carry themselves is different. Nero's got a lot more confidence in his stride and the clothes he wears are (USUALLY) really fancy

Todd literally just throws on whatever and skulks around

I think one thing they do have in common is their capacity for forgiveness mdklsd Todd's still buddies with Jemand after literally everything those two have done to each other and it's always been really hard to split them up, and Nero does end up sparing Vergil and trying to end his rivalry with Dante despite all the things that he did

I'm sure there is more I could go into, but this is turning into a novel so I'm gonna just leave it there

[moonlit-mystery-writer]

Aaaaaaaaaaa I want to ramble about some of the things in our rewrite

Reply to this if I can dm you later to yell about things and changes for the story, I don’t care if you want to/have read the story or not, I just want to ramble to someone other than my cowriters. Bonus points if you tell me your favorite characters so I can talk about them.

Woo! Finally making this lol. This is the more official post for mine and @everlasting-rainfall ‘s KHR Rewrite.

Not only is it cross posted on:

Ao3

Quotev

But we also now have an official Discord server for it!!

Please feel free to join us, not just for the story, but for KHR stuff in general!

[novadoesartforfun]

I'm just imagining Leshy meeting Lamb for the first time. Narinder is actually being kinda nice to this barista and they clearly know each other and are they flirting?! Leshy dropped his camera a minute ago but has not noticed yet.

*camera starts with it facing Leshy*

HEY THERE WORMIES!! It's wormboy Leshy.

*camera points toward and zoom into a dark brown cat sitting in a subway with bunch of people*

Today we are following our brother Narinder for some surprises!!

Imma prank him

*camera cuts off*

*camera resume with it facing Leshy agai *

Ok so I followed him to this cafe called..... Cultist Coffee?? What a weird choice of name.

*Camera turns around and zoomed into Narinder talking with Lamb*

It seems he might be a regular at this place with how he's talking to the Barista.

*Ratau walks behind Lamb and say something to Narinder that caused him straighten up and goes pale with Lamb pushing Ratau to the counter*

Hmmm that's strange. Never seen my brother get scared like that before.

*camera cuts off*

*camera resume*

Ok so I am thinking of surprise tripping him once he comes out of the cafe.

*camera turns and show Narinder drinking coffee and writing something*

This is gonna be fun Wormies. Narinder is hard to prank but today he seems to be letting his guard down!!!!

*Lamb walks in and sits beside Narinder*

Oh? What's this? Big Bro, never let anyone talk to him when he's busy with reports.

*Narinder and Lamb seems to be talking and suddenly they kiss*

O-O

*Narinder and Lamb looks at Ratau as he seems to be yelling something*

Well damn. I did not know today is gonna turn out like this...wait where did they go?

Hello, Little Brother

AAAAAAAAAAA

*camera cuts off*

[tarosin]

the great adventures of y/n tommy jack tubbo and george

requested yes/no

part 5 of the great adventures series

summary: training for the military

warning: cursing

AN: really sorry about this tumblr won’t let me change/add paragraphs so could look very weird

the journey there was quick for you, you spent the trip asleep in the back of the car whilst the others were discussing what you were all about to do “How difficult do you think it’s going to be” “dude it’s a military assault course” you woke up halfway there to the noise of the radio playing “afternoon y/n”“afternoon sorry I fell asleep I’m not used to being woken up early in the morning, I blame you guys and ranboo”“y/n have you ever wanted to join the military” “I can't say I have no” “well you’re going to love what we’re doing” “what are we doing” “you’ll see!”

you stood picking up more rocks and handing them to tubbo whilst Tommy and George began to film the introduction to the vlog “were in the jungle” confused you turned to tubbo “psst tubbo what the fuck are we doing, why are we in a woods” before tubbo had time to answer Tommy already began to answer your question telling you that you’re all training for the military, not taking him seriously you started laughing as you all were walking it was only when you were handed a jumpsuit to cover your clothes you realised it wasn’t a joke, you would be lying if you said you were ready for this, after all, you spent your free time playing Minecraft you wasn’t exactly great at sports

you managed to put the jumpsuit on pretty quickly unlike Tommy who was quite clearly struggling to get it on over his trainers “come on sergeant simons were doing a military assault course and you’re struggling to put on the clothes”after struggling to put clothes on the five of you stood together getting photos whilst you all looked decent “me and my boys in the jungle” “This isn’t going to go well” “we’re going to destroy it” “NO”

you hadn’t even reached the course yet and you were already tripping up over rocks and sticks that were on the muddy trail “we’re walking to our deaths..y/n is already falling over” “Hey I didn’t sign up to do exercise” once you finally reached the start of the course you were met with a canon, a dog and a man in a yellow jumper you stood as a team listening to what you were about to do and how you were actually a team of six, you hoped he meant the dog was a team member but no turns out the canon was the sixth member

“We have to take the canon with us” “...and take it apart into six pieces at each obstacle and rebuild it ” you handed your phone to the Russ, not trusting yourself to keep it on you especially since you were already tripping up before reaching the assault course “thank you” “good luck” “huh” you didn’t have time to process what was said as Mr military began counting down from three, the five of you ran to the first obstacle tubbo dragging the canon Tommy climbed over the net first with tubbo following after “What happens if I fall” it was as though you and tubbo had read each other’s mind as you both responded with “you’ll die” “death” you climbed over next with a wheel “reckon I can slide down the net” “that will hurt y/n don’t do- and you’re already doing it” you slid down the net despite George telling you not to do so, it didn’t take too long for the others to get over, you all began reassembling the canon “can we talk about our feelings” “I feel like shit I jumped out of a plane not long ago now I feel like I’m doing PE all over again” “Y/N JUST HELP BUILD THE CANON” “I'M TRYING ODDLY ENOUGH I'M NOT BUILT FOR THE MILITARY”once the canon was built Tommy and tubbo ran off with it “who’s going to tell them we need to test it” once Mr military shouted they ran back “why do we have to do this” “it’s the fucking rules Tommy and life is full of them” “like taxes” “tax fraud” a few seconds later the five of you yelled “bang” neither of you saying it at the same time “it didn’t work” “yes it did now come on”

you all ran towards the next obstacle, a giant wall. you all quickly dismantled the canon, Tommy went over first and began bickering with Mr military about him not being his dad whilst you tubbo and jack struggled to pass over the heaviest part of the canon “lift and lift” “really George? I thought we could just throw it over and hope he catches it” “Please don’t do that” “I am very sorry George but I'm struggling here” you continued your struggling tubbo tried to help Tommy through his words “you’re strong bossman I believe in you” “by the way, you really picked the shortest people to do this” part of the canon landed with a thud “welp hope he’s not dead” you climbed over next again carrying the wheel “he’s not dead guys don’t worry” you laughed as George took his time getting over the wall “I'm poving” “GET OVER THE WALL” you all stood questioning what time you were on completely forgetting that you were supposed to reassemble the canon “This is going to be embarrassing” “you guys could be rebuilding the canon” you could have built and tested the canon quickly however Tommy George and tubbo began telling people to subscribe whilst you built the canon with jack “we’re so good at this” “heh maybe not” you all test-fired the canon and made your way to the next obstacle

you were sent to go over the rope first, this was extremely difficult for you, the rope kept swaying as you walked causing you to lose your balance on multiple occasions “step on the V” “I’m going to fall” you made it over after a couple of minutes, like tubbo you also felt a bit ill, you assumed it was because it was quite hot and a lot was going on “how you feeling y/n” “Honestly, I’m jealous of ranboo, he’s at home living his best life and I’m in the middle of the woods overheating and climbing but no it’s pretty funny watching the others” you laughed as you overheard tubbo talking about how they’re only three obstacles in and how he’s going to die “YOU GOT THIS TUBBO!” Tommy crossed next, like you, he took his time he was then followed by tubbo who was trying to speed run walking over the rope you waited for jack and George cheering them on whilst Tommy was asking around for water and complaining about wearing a gamer hoodie. at this point, everyone seemed unmotivated “3 2 1.. bang”

“oh lovely..tires” tubbo went through first with the heaviest part of the canon “ill help you tubbo” you following behind helping him carry it due to it being stupidly heavily “so how are you tubbo” “AAAAAAAAAAA” “aye me too bud” you and tubbo decided that from now you two were going to work as a pair so it would be easier for you both, over the past few weeks tubbo became one of your closest friends the pair of you even started trending on Twitter as you did an irl stream where you both went on a walk at the beach and met several fans. whilst you and tubbo were making your way through Tommy jack and George we’re trying to figure out who should take what. “there’s piss in this one” “what the fuck?!” the pair of you finally got out from the tires “good job you two” “thank you” you rested your head on tubbos shoulder trying to get your breath back “I don’t think I’m made for the military” a few moments later Tommy made it to the tire full of water and put his finger in it “PEE” “Tommy why-” you stood looking around at the scenery, the sound of Tommy yelling about crawling away from George and that he’s ‘touched the piss’ was enough the drag you away from your own thoughts, you watched the others struggling to get through the tires and was amazed at the fact tubbo went back in to help them. you tried to ignore Tommy and George being dramatic as you tried to figure out how many more obstacles you had to go but you got distracted by George “ill just eat you if you die” “Mr military I’d like some help right about now” you walked over to Tommy and helped him get out of the tires “thanks y/n” “welcome” “how you doing bossman you know I pulled through your part...what are you doing that’s George's water” Tommy decided to throw the bottle to you so you could have a drink as he remembered you’d not had a drink since you landed from jumping out of the plane “Thanks, Tommy” “YOU BOTH DRANK GEORGES WATER” “he can drink the piss” “what Tommy said” you laughed as you walked over to where jack was in the tires “ HI JACK” “Jesus christ you scared me, hi y/n” you stood waiting for everyone to finish “I know exactly what the slowest time was” “we’re going for a new record it’s fine” “of being the slowest?” “yeah” “you know what Mr military ill clart you” “you’ll what me” “I’m gonna just go over here” you walked over to where parts of the canon were and got ready to assemble it again whilst George began throwing water over jack and tubbo to bless them then did the same to Tommy, you hid behind a tree thinking he wouldn’t notice you, however, he did and within a minute you too had water poured on you “Thanks, I was thirsty” “oh we know” “The fuck is that supposed to mean” “HELP BUILD THE CANON PLEASE” like last time you all built the canon tested it and ran to the next obstacle

“can we just you know drag the already built canon under there with us” “absolutely not” “I tried” you all disassembled it again and like last time you and tubbo went first crawling under “I don’t want to alarm you all but it is soaking wet in here” “delightful” a few moments later you were both working well “tubbo I’m scared of the dark and it’s pitch black” “you’ve got this bossman we’re almost done” you calmed down quickly until Tommy decided to jump above the pair of you

“SORRY” “TOMMY I SWEAR TO GOD” “YOU DICK” you laughed slightly and tubbo checked up on you “you okay?” “I'm fine if you’re fine” “come on let’s finish this thing” the pair of you continued and finished relatively quickly tubbo got out first “NEVER AGAIN” “Sorry about that buddy” “WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU” you helped push part of the canon out so tubbo could easily drag it out he then reached out so you could hold his hand and help pull you out “I've never been so happy to see the light” the pair of you sat on the floor waiting for the others to finish, you both made a bet on who was going to laugh first somehow you won as tubbo laughed at George and jack struggling to crawl through “YOU LAUGHED” “OH SHITTT” Russ came over to you both whilst recording so he could ask about how everything’s going “I’m covered in mud and the jumpsuit is wet, it isn’t a good day for the y/n community it was dark as hell in there “Tommy is a dick and tried to kill me and y/n” “I DIDN'T TRY TO KILL YOU BOTH” “I think he heard us” “WE ALL DID WERE NOT DEAF” “NO, BUT ACCORDING TO INSTAGRAM YOU'RE DEAD” you stared directly into the camera “sometimes it’s like I still hear jack talking to me” George and jack started complaining about how much further the is to go and how it was dirty and Tommy's response about being sorry it doesn’t fit their tory lifestyle made you burst out laughing “YOU LAUGHED” “tubbo my beloved you laughed ages ago you’ve already lost” “But we’re equal now” “no” the pair of you stood bickering to the point you didn’t realise the others had finished the obstacle and were shouting for you to test the canon “Y/N TUBBO WE NEED TO TEST THE CANON” the pair of you ran over “3 2 1 BANG”

“just going to warn you all you see that black cloud over there” “oh yay a storm is coming” you grabbed a wheel and followed behind jack across the wooden bridge “y/n he’s been splintered” “oh no poor George” “these are my gaming fingers” “no gaming for you I guess” “Stop talking about gaming dickheads” you spent a lot of time talking to George and jack whilst crossing over trying not to fall over you all even made a few plans to stream a laugh and the stream ends on jacks channel soon

you were all building the canon again whilst being informed you weren’t even halfway through and already 40 minutes in “high score” “well it’s definitely high” “Y/N??” “coming tubbo hang on my shoelace came undone” after tying your shoelace you grabbed a wheel and caught up to tubbo “if you go over tubbo ill pass it over to you and we can keep doing that” this method worked well for you both tubbo would climb over you would pass the wheel and middle part of the canon then climb over and repeat the process you heard Tommy in the background complaining about the fact he’s wearing jeans and jacks response “Yeah but I’m wearing jeans” “tubbo and y/n are almost done and you’re complaining about jeans” “jean boy pops off” “I'M WEARING JEANS AS WELL QUIT COMPLAINING” “Can we just go home and play smash bros” “Tommy this was your idea I didn’t even get on an option” “Sorry about that y/n but you get to spend time with me and gogy” “lucky me” you weren’t going to lie this was hard work and you were exhausted you felt like you could just fall asleep right where you were stood however tubbo wasn’t going to let that happen “I’m never going on an adventure with Tommy again” “me either” this of course was bullshit and you were both going on another adventure soon you stood watching your friends struggle to get over the obstacles you decided to offer your support and went to help jack and George using a similar method to that you used with tubbo “thanks y/n” “anytime” “y/n you could have helped me, tubbo pulled me over I could have been injured” “very sorry to hear that sergeant simons sucks to suck I guess” you all reassembled the canon tested it and ran to the next obstacle “I hate it here” “there’s a storm on the way” “Thanks, y/n for the input” “welcome George” you all noticed the net luckily you didn’t have to disassemble the canon this very well could be because you were running far behind and a storm was on its way. you watched as the others went through and joked about tubbo losing his shoe and Tommy getting stuck, this obstacle wasn’t made for you either as you kept getting caught on the net “I'VE BEEN CAUGHT AGAIN” jack lifted the net for you again so you could easily crawl through “thank you jack” you all then made it to the next obstacle Tommy crawled on the metal bars with you following after him whilst George used the monkey bars once you all made it across you had to walk across many metal planks used to form a bridge Tommy walked close behind you knowing you were extremely clumsy and didn't want you to fall “irl nettles” “The fuck are you on about Tommy I don’t think you’re following my advice about going outside” you all dissembled the canon as you got to the tires the only difference this time was you needed to climb over them “it’s rather windy” “there’s dirt in my eye” like before you and tubbo used the same method “look at them go” “I LIKE A DA BEE” “I'M SCARED OF BEES” “oh okay” “Why do they keep taking the plank” “I don’t know tubbo just takes it and y/n follows” you both finished rather quickly and neither of you got injured or fell “really good job you two” “thank you Mr military” you stood leaning on tubbo watching George pick up random rocks and put them into his pocket similar to what you had been doing the entire way around the course “I don’t think George or y/n have been outside before they keep picking things up like souvenirs” “Y/N GEORGE HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN THE RAIN BEFORE” both of you just stared at Tommy making him laugh you helped the others get across the tires and even helped prevent Tommy from falling a couple of times. unfortunately, you ended up twisting your ankle but tried to ignore it not wanting to ruin the vlog for anyone, not that you would have, however it was clear you were in pain as you had started limping. one at a time you all crossed the rope “This is me climbing I am climbing” you cheered everybody on and then it was your turn

unlike the others the rope kept shaking as you walked across mainly because you were scared of falling and in pain all whilst trying to rush, this was clearly your least favourite obstacle of the day “take your time y/n don’t fall” “thank you jack I'm trying my best I promise” once at the end of the rope, Tommy took the wheel off you and helped you get down and pulled you into a quick side hug “you’re doing great let’s go we’re almost done” you knew your friends wouldn’t make you continue if you really didn’t want to however you were nearly finished and was determined to finish. you all reassembled the canon and made your way to the next obstacle

“there’s no way we’re getting through that without twanging a rope” “good luck” you and tubbo made your way through the ropes trying not to hit them, this proved to be a pretty impossible task and you ended up twanging the ropes several times, this mixed with everyone else’s failure to cross without hitting the rope meant you all had to do 20 push-ups, after reassembling the canon twice as you all didn’t do it correctly the first time and testing it you all had to do the push-ups “I’m sure y/n and George only did 3” “sorry bossman”

you all were finally making your way to the last obstacle determined to finish “Big Russ can we go to McDonald's after this” “sure” the five of you cheered and ran the last obstacle quickly disassembling the canon, you led the way over the obstacle tubbo Tommy jack and George following behind you, despite tubbo losing his shoe and George going backwards the five of you quickly completed the obstacle and reassembled and tested the canon running over to the finishing line

you all finally completed it and waited for your result “45 minutes easily” “1 hour 11 minutes and 46 seconds” “no way that’s a world record” “well we tried” the five of you stood telling people to subscribe before ending the recording and making your way back to the car

the car ride back felt a lot longer than the way there. you were all exhausted

“how’s your ankle” “it’s not too bad it’ll probably hurt more tomorrow morning”

“I'm still not over Tommy trying to kill me and tubbo” “I didn’t try to kill you” “sure” the rest of the journey was chaos you all screamed along to the songs on the radio eventually you all got to McDonald's and spent the rest of the night enjoying each other’s company.

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@l0ver0fj0y @c1loudee

[joviepog]

Amsterdam Love <3

Warnings: Cursing bc Tommy

Tommy X Reader

Requests: @gaytoadwithapopsicle @glorious-poetato @lvjymcyt

Songs: Computer Talk -austenyo

Tommy and you had been dating for some time now. And since he is somewhat famous, he gets recognized quite a lot. Which makes him get nervous about your safety. “What if they attack you?” He once asked. You always found it strange. But when he started going places without you due to that reasoning, you started to become weirded out. “Tommy they’re not gonna do anything to me just let me go with you!” “NO Y/N.” It would go on like that for a long time. Until he got the chance to go to your dream place. Amsterdam. You got super pissed off and finally he agreed to let you go. You squealed in excitement until he stopped you. “But you have to be in my new Vlog.”

You started to record.

“And this is my big brother Wil-

Wilbur ran to you making you trip over yourself.

“Owwwww!!’

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“I think it’s possessed.” You stated moving you finger so it looked as if you were making a point.

“Fuckkk youuuuuu. He’s just built different!” Tommy said. His twitch persona showing through.

Wilbur continued to (try) talk to Uncle Nasty and the rest of us started to laugh. Not that what we had said was funny, but because we were happy we were all together.

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“Take it away Y/N!”

Tommy started to beat box and you made a funny remix of your new boyfriend. Wilbur came in and started to sing with you until it was his turn.

His was quite odd. The lyrics, the beat, everything. But you guys still went along with it. Everything was weird.

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Tommy started to record as you guys entered a tunnel. You yelled a hello to see if the tunnel had an echo. And it did! So, you sang a note.

The next thing you knew everyone was harmonizing with you. As you finished you started to laugh. And everyone else joined you.

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*piano moment*

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“We have a bomb”

Toby said as he ran off

“Yeahhhhhh”

You then said following after him.

“Oh my god guys!” Tommy yelled

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“Prank Channel”

You, Tommy, and Charlie proceeded to bother Toby and Will with “pranks” for the rest of the airport time.

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“Phiiiilll!”

This is the second time u’ve met Phil and you two were already best friends.

“BLPPPPHHHHH” You said sticking out your tongue. He did the same to you.

“Thanks Phil!” You also said as you rolled your eyes sarcastically

“No problem-“

The bus suddenly stopped and you fell on top of him.

“WHAT THE FUCK?!”

You said in surprise.

“Me and you guys toppled as Will stayed completely still!” Tommy said in surprise.

“Just like a statue!” Said Phil

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“BOAT!”

“Where to gentlemen? -and women” Wilbur asked, then adding the ‘and women’ remembering that you were there.

“There is a windmill over there!” Toby remarked.

“To the windmill!”

“LETSSS GOOOO” you yelled

“Your such a prat.”

“Thank you Tommy! I take that as a compliment.”

Tommy laughed and also rolled his eyes.

“I HOPE YOU DON’T EXPECT GOOD DRIVING!” Yelled Wilbur, trying to make Tommy laugh even more.

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“YOOOOO LOOK AT ME TOMMYYYYYYY”

You started to hang onto the bridge and Tommy gasped.

“Woahhhh!!!”

He said and the joined you. Charlie also decide to join.

“ getdowngetdowngetdown. “

You guys then got off, listening to Phil’s warning.

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“Will what are you doing? Will?”

“WILL-“

He then proceeded to get off the boat, onto the street, and back into the boat like a maniac.

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“They have a whole restaurant in there what the fuck-“

“How come we don’t have sunflowers?!”

“You’ll always be a sunflower to me Y/N”

“AWEEEEEEEE”

Wilbur and Phil awed in unison.

You blushed a bit but then rolled your eyes. Which made Tommy laugh.

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“CHARLIEEEEE”

Slime got on the bridge once again except this time you left him behind.

You and Tommy kept yelling at Wilbur to go back and you all started to panik,

“AAAAAAAAAAA”

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“Where were you guys?”

Wilbur asked as he saw you,Charlie,and Tommy walk into the hotel.

“LEGOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSS” Tommy yelled.

“We lost our way to the hotel” Charlie shrugged.

“Help me-“

Tommy jumped in and hugged you.

“AAAAAAA”

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*total wipe out moment*

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“Goodbye Amsterdam!” You and Tommy said in unison.

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“Airplanes are the besttt. Especially when Tommyinnit falls asleep on your shoulderrrrr~”

You sang as you point the camera to a sleeping Tommy. You kiss his forehead and pat his head lightly.

“I love you Tom”

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That is it! Sorry for not writing school sucks rn and yeah-

Hope you all have a lovely day or night -Jovie

(I hate this so much btw-)

[gold-kobold]

so i have NO IDEA WHY but tumblr isn't letting me post your submission with my added commentary so i'll just put your chapter link here and procEED TO YELL AT YOU LIKE THIS INSTEAD BECAUSE

BRUH OMG YOU'RE ALIVE HOLY SHIT--

THE NOISE I MADE WHEN I SAW THIS UPDATE IN MY INBOX, AAAAAAAAAAA (and yes that's okay!! i'm SO THIRSTY for dicrot content dude you have NO IDEA--) and HELL YES WE STAN @nightfury-fury IN THIS HOUSEHOLD, WHAT A VALID BEAN-- (also gonna tag @shinas-spicy-chicken-leg and @acamaryseinteery since i'm pretty sure they were also into this fic(?) and i mUST SPREAD THE GOOD NEWS UPON MY DICROT BRETHREN--)

*ahem* with every chapter of this fucking fic you make me hate gunmar more and more, good job!!!

also, i love how like, EVERY dicrot fic ever is just always like--

Dictatious: Everything is fine :)

Angor Rot: *points out literally any trauma or problem*

Dictatious: HEY FUCK YOU

badfgshdfjgh it's just so funny to me--

MY HEART WAS HAPPY WHEN DICTATIOUS FINALLY ACCEPTED SOME HELP AND THEN IT WAS SAD ALL OVER AGAIN WHEN HE FIGURED ANGOR WAS GONNA HURT HIM EVENTUALLY, OH NOOO--

anyways 10/10 great chapter i really hope gunmar gets brutally murdered thanks op!!!!!

[sonderwalker]

Okay hear me out, disaster family trio goes shopping and baby ahsoka keeps sneaking in plushies and snacks into their cart so by the time they get to the register, Anakin is like “where did all this come from???” And Ahsoka is just \(•v•)/ in the corner

Also consider: Anakin having to run an errand to a mechanic shop to get some parts/equipment for a project he’s working on and while he’s having a serious conversation with one of the workers, baby Ahsoka befriends literally every mechanic there and asks them a million questions about the stuff they’re working on and by the time Anakin is ready to go, the shop has adopted her

omg yes!!! this is so cute aaaaaaaaaaa!!! I decided for this to be like a whole adventure with ahsoka and anakin having a day out together! click below the cut to read more about adorable baby ahsoka and her adventures with anakin who cannot catch a break. also as a side note- I’m gonna put the second part of this in a separate reblog so keep an eye out for that!

“Okay, Snips, can you read for me what the next thing on this list says?” Anakin asked as he handed her a small datapad.

They were in a market on the upper levels of Coruscant, Anakin equipped with a list of groceries that Obi-Wan had gave him earlier that morning, and a backpack slung over his shoulders. At his side, holding one of his hands was a four-year-old torgruta girl, whose grip on his hand tightened every time there was a noise that was just a little too loud for her comfort.

Ahsoka stood up on her toes, reaching up to grab it with both hands, taking it from Anakin’s grip.

“What does it say?” Anakin asked her again as they stopped walking, Ahsoka reading over the contents of the datapad with an intense look on her face.

“But I don’t like muja fruit, Master,” she said with a pout as she looked up at him.

“It’s not for you, it’s for Obi-Wan,” Anakin pointed out.

“Is muja fruit the next thing on the list?”

“Yeah,” Ahsoka mumbled and handed the datapad back to him.

“And what does it say after muja fruit?” Anakin asked her as he crossed his arms over his chest with a smile.

Ahsoka huffed and brought the datapad back down so that she could read it.

“Bantha meat,” she said, her expression lightening up as she realized that the meat was probably meant for her. 

“Can we get extra bantha meat?” Ahsoka asked as she handed the datapad back to Anakin who smiled.

“I’ll think about it,” he said as he took the tablet and they began to walk again.

Ahsoka did her best to not poke and touch as many of the items as she could get her hands on while she was in the market, trying to remember all of Obi-Wan’s lessons on patience.

She gripped Anakin’s hand even tighter, doing her best to avoid the bag of snacks that she wanted to grab.

And then, she had an idea.

“Master, can I hold the backpack?” Ahsoka asked.

“Sure, here,” Anakin replied as he took it off of his shoulders, clearly distracted with reading about the prices of the meat that he was trying to buy.

The bag was big, but it wasn’t heavy, and Ahsoka mirrored the way that Anakin wore it, although the bag seemed to come all the way down to her knees as a result.

She looked up at Anakin again, who seemed to be reading the prices with an even more intense look than before.

And then she walked away, back to the previous stand they were at which had the frog plushies that she wanted.

And she grabbed as many as she could, shoving them into the bag and then walking away, a smile on her face as she thought about all of the names she was going to give her new friends.

“Ahsoka?” Anakin called out, looking around for her.

“Here!” Ahsoka said, returning with the backpack, a grin on her face.

“Oh, there you are. Look, don’t run off anywhere without telling me, alright?” Anakin replied as he sighed in relief.

“Can I have the bag back now, please?” He asked her but she shook her head.

“I wanna carry it!”

“Alright, you can carry it then,” Anakin said with a slight chuckle.

“It looks like those were the last two things on the list, so lets go pay for what we got, alright?”

“Okay!” Ahsoka said, excited to have all of her frog friends in her bedroom.

But when they reached the payment counter, and Anakin took the bag from her, he let out a long sigh- one that sounded almost exactly like Obi-Wan’s.

“Ahsoka?” Anakin asked.

“Yeah?”

“How did all of these stuffed animals get in here?” He asked as he looked down at her.

“I dunno...” Ahsoka replied and shrugged, looking away from him and at the very interesting floor.

“Ahsoka.”

“But, master,” she began and pouted as he removed them all from the bag and set them aside, separate from everything else they were getting.

“If you wanted a frog, you should have asked. But since you didn’t ask, you won’t get any,” Anakin told her as he removed the groceries next and placed them on the counter.

“And now, you have to go and return them.” He said as he packed the toys back into the backpack.

“That’s not fair!” Ahsoka yelled as she stomped her foot, her tiny hands balled up into fists.

“Ahsoka, you can’t take things without asking. That isn’t fair.” Anakin replied, doing his best to keep his cool, but they were starting to draw a bit of attention, and it was the last thing that he wanted.

“Go return these toys,” he said as he handed her the backpack, his tone firm.

But she didn’t take the bag, and instead stood there with her hands balled up and a pout on her face. Anakin could see that she was doing her best not to cry. And while he hated seeing her cry, he knew that they couldn’t take all of these home.

“Ahsoka.”

“Fine.”

She yanked the bag from his arm and stomped away with it on her shoulders, hastily returning the toys before stomping back to where Anakin was waiting for her.

“Now, was that so hard?” Anakin asked as he took the bag back from her and placed their groceries inside of it.

“Yes!” Ahsoka exclaimed.

“Maybe you can ask Obi-Wan to buy you one of those toys then,” Anakin said as he began to walk away, and after a moment Ahsoka was beside him again, holding his hand.

[gameboyhamazing]

A Hat in Time: Shared Body AU Lore Dump

yeah i couldn't think of a better name

KEPT YA WAITING HUH? WELL BOY HOWDY DO I HAVE A RAMBLE FOR YOU

behold, my AU where i decided that Snatcher has too much trauma and I should give some to someone else except the trauma has very little to do with Snatcher for like 65% of the AU! Also known as the AU where Bow Kid gets a very special friend who is actually a precious little sunshine child who does not deserve this!

gonna put the actual plot below to the cut bc it got long

To set things up, Bow kid gets kicked out of her body randomly one day, and the person now in her body has amnesia with no clue how they got there. The person now in Bow’s body ends up being called “Ribbon” and is an innocent bean who deserves the world except the world keeps punching their face in the face. AU starts a bit before the game.

Highlights of the AU include:

Bow and Ribbon’s only experience with Mafia town is She Came From Outerspace when it was raining and they slipped in mud a few times so neither of them have the best opinion of the place

Battle of the Birds is actually important to this AU, didn't see that coming did you

Picture Perfect is the perfect place for some body dysphoria for both the person in someone else’s body and the person who is currently a spirit

Oh right, Bow is a spirit tied to her body when Ribbon is in the body, that’s fun

The Big Parade results in Hat Kid hurt and Ribbon having too much fun to notice and uh-oh Bow’s body is now the site of a petty argument whoops

Ribbon does Train Rush on their own with Hat and regrets it. SO MUCH. But when they yelled at the Conductor about it he actually apologized and the two had a nice conversation, that was fun

Grooves’ fight is a bit of a turning point bc Bow and Ribbon actually work together to fight him after Hat goes down, also Bow gets a bit distracted when the Conductor shows up with the pecking scissors by which I mean she had a laughing fit in the middle of the boss fight while Ribbon had a bomb on their back; the bomb on ‘Bow’s back scared Hat really bad btw

Subcon Forest’s tagline in this AU is “the place where shit hits the fan”

So Snatcher’s soul contracts are really weird and I don’t know the rules, so I say that the soul taken is whoever signs it (and it has to be the signer's name). This means that since Ribbon doesn’t know Bow’s ‘real name’ (i don’t so neither do they) they sign with their name, Ribbon, while trying to hide it from Hat bc they spent this whole time doing hidden identities shenanigans. Bit hard to hide your body swapping control though! Hat has no clue what happened, but Bow gets her body back! Yay! Except...now Ribbon is out of the body, and instead of being tied to Bow’s body like Bow was, they’re forced to stay with Snatcher because of the sou contract. And to top things off, Snatcher doesn’t know (or care) whether or not Bow completing Ribbon’s contract will count, so he just catches her again at a later date and makes her sign another contract. *Snatcher voice* ‘Oh boy, two for the price of one! What a deal! How kind of you to offer!’ the angst part of the AU ensues

Like I said, Subcon’s where shit hits the fan

I feel like Ribbon would befriend Snatcher they’re just Like That, they’re a good kid, he would probably be an even bigger tsundere around them than the fandom makes Snatcher act with Hat

The real conflict here comes from Bow not sure if she wants to get Ribbon back or not bc then she’d probably lose her body again and she’s forgotten how nice it is to be in her own body, and she was finally getting along with Ribbon decently but she really really wants to stay in her body this time and she promised Ribbon she wouldn’t tell Hat but like maybe she should tell Hat? Maybe Hat can help? And it’s just aaaaaaaaaaa

Hat is honestly just vibin in this AU it’s great

Also I have no clue what to do for anything past subcon lol

Anyways yeah that's all i have right now! I really like this AU because of the secret identities stuff and also identity crises. I chose Bow Kid instead of Hat bc Bow is better and also because I feel like Hat and Bow's fandom dynamic of 'Hat is the gung-ho adventurer and Bow is the mechanic hanging back" works really well for this. I didn't want to do much with Subcon bc literally everyone focuses almost exclusively or mainly on snatcher/subcon AUs and I wanted some variation, so gramps Conductor was born, but then i remembered Snatcher takes souls but it's not clear how it would work if there were 2 souls in 1 body and that is absolutely ripe for angst

let my know your thoughts!

[commander-coppercogg]

Commander’s Log: Cantha, Part 2

Ok I think I’m gonna break these up by story chapter. Cause when my boyfriend and I did Heart of Thorns and Path of Fire, we’d completely fill in the map and then do the story stuff. But this time we’ve been mixing the two together. I feel like it flows a lot better than way.

Ok ok ok after spending a solid ten minutes running around the plaza and yelling we’ve finally calmed down

Taking the time to skim some of the achievements stuff. There’s five whole acts! Ahhh so much content!

Ok starting to explore now and holy shit. The colors are so bright and saturated! I’m so so glad I’m playing this with new graphics setting I’m in awe. Everything is so so lush and green!

I’m not even using my raptor with its new skin just wandering around on foot.

Theres a lot of spirits all over the place. And some ritualists? I’m getting the vibe that the spirits are left over from the Affliction in the first game?? They just seem to be hanging out

Fishing time! My bf is having some trouble getting the hang of it but I’ve played unmodded Stardew Valley and this is miles easier in comparison. lol it’s so funny he’s the more “serious” gamer of the two of us

Ok I love this trio of fishermen just hanging out chatting they’re hilarious

Ok so like there’s no one to talk to? It’s been a decent while and I’m run into several convos I can eavesdrop on but no one I can’t actually talk to

Oh the shrine guardians are little puzzles! That’s really fun!

Dude this guy is seriously talking to his cow about his life issues. I mean whatever works man.

Filled in a bit of the map, heading around to Rama.

Wow they are really just handing out mastery points and exp. I trained that first one super fast and the list of points you can get just from the environment is really long. I’m not complaining though, shakes fist at Heart of Thorns masteries I still haven’t finished

Lol Rama is still so so done.

Gorrick is here! Oh my god he’s having a full karate kid moment I am dying. He really wants to better and be stronger, I believe in you kiddo you’re doing your best!

Got distracted fishing for a bit. This is gonna be super super addicting I love fishing mini games

Oooooooh shit got some super interesting dialogue. A priory scholar talking to a lady who says that an Elder Dragon rose out of the ocean to stop the Risen. Were Zhaitan and Sbubby fighting? Is Sbubby allied with Cantha? I mean they do have the whole dragon empire thing going on but like literally?? What is going on???

SNARGLE!!! Oh my god he’s arguing with his asura publisher!!

New favorite character unlocked: Kippo the publisher this dude is fucking hilarious every word out of his mouth is pure fucking good this was worth the price of admission right here the hilarity the drama BONNIES GONE SOLO??? Aaaaaaaaaaa huge Dibbler from Discworld vibes and I fucking LOVE that

“Pardon my Elonian but sex friggin sells!” Oh my god this expansion is low key kinda horny and I’m loving it! Gonna get a lot of use out of my Tyria After Dark tag I think

Ok time to go check on Aurene.

Hi Crystal Bloom. Glad to see you guys. Hi Myrun! Good to see you!

Awwww Aurene looks like a kid sick with the flu. Her magic got drained??? But Elder Dragons are their magic??? How could she lose it and not fall apart?

I like that Aurene is taking a more active role in things again. It seems Jormag was a really stagnant influence in her, it was fun to see here szooming around like during season 4 again. But baby you gotta be more careful!

“I hand fed her fish as hatchling when she was fussy.” weeeeeps over my big sparkly daughter who is big oh my god Bertie is so worried about her

Oh the line about the commanders life span is killing me

Alright time to go meet the Empress!

Ah I love Kasmeer acting like an older sister/aunt to Taimi so so good

Wow ok some immediate drama. Political maneuvering dialogue like this always fascinated me because it always comes off as so deliberate and intricate it must be super tough to write. But damn Joon just put Li in his place.

Also I get to bow again! For like all of base game and season 1 whenever we met someone important I’d always have Bertie do the bow emote and Syrryl would always salute. It was just fun little habit we fell into. So it’s super cool to do it again.

Ok I really like Empress Ihn! I was worried she might come off as a Jennah clone (lol) but no she’s very much her own person and character. She feels very measured and balanced in control and that’s super cool!

Time to meet with Joon a bit more.

Hmmm ok the more I see of Li and his outspokenness the more it feels like…not quite an act. It feels like a performance though like he’s going a bit over the top to show the newcomers where he stands. Almost a bit of bad cop good cop??? Dunno I’ll have to see more of him to get a better measure. Not a fan of the way he keeps taking over Joon tho

And now Joon. Holy cow she’s super cool. I was a little wary when I heard her described a a Silicon Valley tech bro but it works it really fits. I love how direct she is. I’m not sure she and Bertie are gonna get along. They’re both very straightforward but there’s an edge to Joon that Bertie doesn’t have. Time will tell but I personally thinks she’s kick ass

Joon and Taimi bonding! Yes good make friends!

Wait Joon has been reading asuran works. Oh my god oh my god how has she been getting her hands on those? Cantha has been closed! I mean there’s bound to be smugglers and black markets and shit but still. Has she been dealing with the Inquest? The Aetherblades? She’s clearly got info she’s holding back

OH MY GOSH WHAT IF SHE RECOGNIZES BERTIES NAME??? He’s only published like one paper forever ago but it was about a revolutionary golemancy technique and they keep talking about how the jade tech is similar to asura golems and and and the jade servitor tendrils is always how I imagined Bertie’s soft robotics to look like oh my god this so indulgent but I’m LOVING the idea of it definitely will have to think more on that

Oh my gosh Akane is such a mood. And we’ve just been talking on an open frequency this entire time? No wonder everyone knows about the Commander, we’ve been basically doing live podcast episodes for who knows how long lol

Alright chapter two done! Got the map at about 40% but I think it’s time to wrap up for the night. Can’t wait to keep playing!

[salenakingston]

Mystery March Day 3 - Alternate Universe

(I am unfortunately not clever or creative enough to come up with an AU of my own, so I used this opportunity to make a gift writing. It certainly won’t be the only time I do this. This one is a gift for @answrs and their Selkie AU. I’ve always wanted to write something for it ever since I saw the little doodles for it. Plus all the headcanons were humorous for me. Bit on the shorter side this time around. I hope you like it <3.)

The coined term ‘urban legend’ has been around since the 1970’s, a way to describe the unusual, based on ‘true’ stories that related to whatever the legend regarded. This generally didn’t spread past one certain location, making it a special part of that specific place. Most tend to be about strange creatures, or something with a horror twist to strike up drama.

For one little, seafaring town, that legend revolves around a magical seal that appears and disappears without rhyme or reason. Most of the time it doesn’t seem to do anything other than sit around, watching whomever it comes across. Other times, it can be a devious little thing. The most telling thing about the seal was that no matter how many times anyone tried to capture it, or even tag it, it has managed to slip away from them. Something that should be impossible for an animal with only flippers.

Vivi stood in the living room of her home, staring down at the seal pup stretched out across her couch. This was far from the first time she had seen the animal, curious how it keeps sneaking in under her nose. Maybe it didn’t at all. Did it have the ability to teleport? What made this one seal so special? She was determined to find that answer.

She’d deemed it her goal since the first time it appeared, being in the middle of the night huddled close to her dog.

She crossed her arms, playfully narrowing her eyes at the nearly black ones looking back at her, “Hello again Loki. Has this become your favorite place to hang out?”

Loki.

The seal laughed internally.

Arthur, the bastard seal, found his antics far too amusing. How could he not keep it up after seeing an initial reaction for his sudden appearance? No one had connected the strange kid with sharp teeth, pointed ears, and an uncanny resemblance to Lance to be connected to the spotted devil. Why would they? To everyone here, he was just the man’s nephew who turned up out of nowhere, and was into some ‘weird stuff.’

But funnier than the way people reacted to him, was one particular news article.

He remembered racing into the home Lance offered to him, slamming the page down in front of the older man before losing it. Apparently the town had taken so much of a ‘liking’ to him, that there was now a contest going on to name the town’s ‘mascot.’ He could hardly believe it when he had seen it.

Some of the names made sense, but others were just so absurd.

‘Asshole.’

Oh he knew exactly who came up with that one. He should find that guy and mess with him again.

‘Prince. Garbage bag. Prince garbage bag.’

How was it that two people came up with two names completely unrelated to one another and a third person was like, “Yes, these two combined would make a much better name.”?

‘Seal.’

The suggestion was boring, but it was the period that made him laugh. Who was so petty to make sure that one punctuation mark had to be there?

‘Soap.’

Oh yeah, that one definitely made sense.

It didn’t take long for the older man to join in on the fit of laughter. How had it all come to this? Who would have thought the seal pup he just so happened to come across would turn out to be some magical creature straight out of folklore? Who would have thought the kid would want to stick around with him after all that? Well, Lance was certainly glad he had. There was no way he was ever going to let Arthur live this down.

Returning back to the present, Loki barked at the bluenette. Guess that was his way of confirming her statement. Ok, so he liked coming over to her house then. Her dog sat off to the side, watching the two of them. He probably found the whole interaction as humorous as Arthur did. No reason to interfere.

The seal pushed himself up a bit, settling himself on his flippers as Vivi looked over him again. She just couldn’t figure it out. Nothing about this seal looked different from the other ones she’d see along the shore. None of them were even so bold as to come near the humans like this, so why was this one? He allowed her to move her fingers over his sleek pelt. Even out of the water, it seemed to always shine in the light. She even began to lift up his fins, but even there nothing seemed out of place.

The seal rolled onto his side slightly, just enough to bring her face back into view before blowing a playful snort in her face.

Vivi huffed, waving her arms in front of her, “I just don’t get it! How do you do it?”

“Mmnghphp.”

“That’s not really an answer.”

“L’egg.”

She found her hands moving to the sides of his face, holding him gently, “why couldn’t you be magical enough to talk?”

“Murph!”

“Tell me!”

“AAAAAAAAAAA!”

The bluenette was stunned into silence, not expecting the seal to just about yell back at her. If she didn’t know any better, she would say it almost looked like the animal was smiling at her. She sighed, dropping her hands from his face. Instead, one moved to his head, giving him a pat, “you’re one weird seal.”

“Brgehhhh.”

The two of them sat on the couch, Vivi writing something down in a book while the seal was watching her. She found it a little strange that he hadn’t disappeared on her yet. Was she someone of interest to him? Was there some other reason he hadn’t left? Well, whatever. It didn’t really matter so long as she got to watch him. Maybe if she was patient enough, she would catch his act.

At one point, Mystery had come to join them, settling up next to the seal. Good lord, it was like she had two dogs now, just that one of them was an aquatic animal while the other was not. Her head eventually moved up to the sound of something coming from her room. In all her excitement, she must have forgotten her phone. Oh! Now there was an idea. She should get a picture of him. She pushed herself up from the couch, disappearing deeper into her home.

She wasn’t gone for very long, but when she came back, her seal buddy was gone.

“Oh come on!”

Outside the house, a blond wearing a gray, spotted coat held his hands over his mouth to hold in his snickering. She was so much fun to mess with, especially since she was none the wiser as to who he actually was. He could still hear her voice coming from inside, “Mystery, you had to have seen where he went!”

He could imagine the dog giving what equated to a shrug of the shoulders.

Arthur stood up, walking away from her home, a huge grin crossing his face. Well, that was a good way to pass the time. Now… time to go mess around with Lewis.

[singingunderthecurtain]

God, Is That You? | 20190320

Author: @julietsoddeye​ Genre: Angst | Fluff | Fantasy AU Pairing: Xiumin x Female Reader (ft. Taeyong) Warning: Language | Mention of ONS

Plot: Dear Diary, hopefully this is just a dream because this is not how he said it should be!

A/N: This one is pretty long lol D:

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~A table, a very long one, ahead of you.

A grand flower centerpiece in the middle of it.

Layers of plates right to your front and millions of cutleries at the sides of said plates.

A lot of yummy-looking Chinese food is served, yet not a single strand of noodle is on your plate.

You noticed you are seated on one side of the “power seats”, in the middle. You look to your right and your department bosses are there with your immediate manager nearest you and on your left side sat your colleagues and, of course, Taeyong the closest.

Everyone seems to be in fun conversations, eating and drinking alcohol. But they do not make a sound. You can hear none of their cackles or the silverwares scratching the surface of the plates.

You tried picking on your ear and nothing happened. You called out to them and no one seems to hear you, yet you’re screaming bloody murder.

You tried standing up, but your butt is literally glued to the seat. You touched your behind and–holy shit!–you’re actually one with the gaddamn chair… —WAIT, no, your actual lower half IS the chair!!!

“WHAT IS HAPPENING, AAAAAAAAAAA!?!?!” you scream once again. 

Are you deaf all of a sudden, but you can hear yourself… Or do you just hear yourself in your mind? AAAAAAAAA

“Dang, you don’t have to yell— Can you please pass the chili oil?”

You suddenly hear something other than yourself.

“What?!” you called out again.

“I said… Pass me the gad-dang chili oil!”

You crank your attention to the direction of the voice, on the other side of the table across from you. It looks like he is miles away but you can see him crisp and clear. 

This… delicately ethereal-looking being has soft rosy hair, he’s wearing a creamy pink and white bomber jacket and a pair of cream pants. His–pinkiness–compliments his snowy skin.

Gosh, you haven’t seen such gracefulness in your life.

Wait, no, that’s a lie. Taeyong is handsome too. But /he/ is different...

“I can’t move, I’m a chair,” you said with a small voice.

“Haha, sorry about that!” he stood from his position and up in the chair he previously occupied. 

The aura suddenly changed and beams of luminescence suddenly shone behind him as he ascended slowly into the air.

“HOLY FU—” you stopped yourself from cursing, noticing that no one is paying attention to what was happening to him but you.

“God, is that you?”

“Silly, I’m not God. I’m just…” he started with a laugh as he forwards closer to where you are, still floating in the air like a divine being, “Well, you can say I’m a guardian. Your guardian.” he continues when his bare feet touch the ground in front of you.

Looking behind him, everything and everyone is gone. Not Taeyong, not a single one in sight. You’re now in a field of pink rose petals, several butterflies of different shapes, colors, and sizes flying around the both of you.

You see you have your feet back, barefoot just like he is. You wiggle your toes and giggle when the flower petals tickle your pads. You’re wearing a sabrina-neckline amaranth lace ball gown, the hem just a few inches above your knees.

You look up from below and he is just a few feet away from you, smiling serenely, watching your every action. Gosh, his beautiful monolid eyes are much, much more appealing up close. He’s not reacting any more than him smiling, probably waiting for you to talk again first.

“So… You’re an angel???” you carefully ask, your eyes narrow at him, brows raised waiting for a response.

“Ah, you’re so adorable,” his cheeks bunched very cutely when he grinned and expressed his adoration.

“Uhh…”

“But to answer your question, no, I am not an Angel.” he grins once again.

You can totally see his gums, but it's so cute and his teeth are so cute and he's so cute. UWU

“BUT!!!” before you can even react he exclaims, “I will give you a gift.” He continued.

“A gi—”

He suddenly plunks his right pointer finger on your lips, stopping you from talking any further.

“Shh, shh, shh. Stop talking, you just listen, okay?” he widens his eyes at you and you have no other choice but to widen your eyes as well and bob your head as a reply.

“When you wake up, you will be in a much better time… Or at least the beginning of a better life for you. A life you always wanted.”

His hands are holding your shoulders tightly. Not tight to a point that it causes discomfort for you, but just tight enough for you to have a hint, a little taste, a tinge of his excitement. You smiled when his smile widened.

“But be careful of men… Some men.”

And just that, his elation dips. You dare not reply.

“Okay?” he asks and you just nod again.

“Okay.” and his smile is back.

“I am going to wake you up now, okay?” he slowly pushes you back and when he stops, his hands leave your shoulders and you can already feel the dreariness of his absence.

The cute, pink-haired angel, God, celestial being, guy—inhaled and then exhaled—before suddenly giving you a quick peck on the lips.~

As you opened your eyes, you thought, ‘holy crap!’

“When you wake up, you will be in a much better time… Or at least the beginning of a better life for you. A life you always wanted.”

Those words flutter in your mind. You can still hear a trace of his voice ringing in your ears.

And he kissed you, he said he will wake you up and then kissed you… And then you wake up, and…

“Damn,” you rub your eyes to wake yourself up and then grab your phone to check the date.

Of course, it’s still the twentieth. It was just a weird dream. Did you honestly believe that?

Although, last night, talking with that guy from that dating app definitely took your boredom away.

You messaged each other nonstop for three hours straight, no joke. If you haven’t fallen asleep, you probably have texted longer.

He sent you pictures of his cat and you sent him pictures of your plants. He said he wanted to start taking care of plants too, but he’s suddenly become busy with the family business. 

Something about his dad wanting to suddenly retire and wanting XiuMin to take over as soon as they possibly can handover everything. You forgot to ask what business it was, but it’s probably a restaurant or a cafe of sorts ‘cause he said he and his dad bond over food a lot.

In that span of three hours, each of you has shared a lot about the other and connected so well. You feel like you already know him just by those tiny details he shared. 

Like that time he told you he was at the park drinking his afternoon coffee and some pigeon decided to invade his space, wanting to steal his pastry. He said he hates birds, but by the sound of his story in your mind, he’s probably afraid of them. Cute.

The thing though is, you don’t know what he looked like yet.

You never asked him what he looks like so he never bothered to ask you for selfies either. You do have pictures on your profile, but all of it has animals or cutie, kinda kiddie, filters that alter your face.

Well, that doesn’t matter, for now, you’re just bored. You’ll probably stop talking with this guy after you come back to work.

But when you woke up the next morning, you had about twenty messages from him. Two of which he realized you probably fell asleep as it was pretty late, but the rest are random things he asked your opinions about.

Of course, you replied. One apology for the non-reply from last night and then one answer for each thing he asked about. Gosh, you finally found it! The thing, or in this case a person, that will occupy you for the rest of your unwanted break from your routine.

BUZZ!

Wow, your shuttle food delivery is early. That’s kinda suspicious, but eh. You’re hungry now, just in time. You thoughtlessly open your door without peeking at your security monitor first and Taeyong’s face pops out.

“What are you…” you started.

“Doing here?” he chimed. 

You finish each other's sandwiches, apparently.

Taeyong pushes in, carrying three bags of food. Wow, more food. 

“You weren’t answering my texts and calls, I thought you died, dude.”

You told him you were embarrassed by what happened. By your temporary termination. He said it’s nothing to be ashamed of, it’s ‘part of growing up’, like what he usually says to you about, well, almost everything. Which kind of makes sense a lot, weirdly.

Not like you have control over what the management decides on, he said. And you agree. You don’t even know why you previously felt that way, especially with Taeyong? The Taeyong who has heard you burp like a man but still chooses to be your friend? 

But he said it’s cool and he forgives you, he said that very smugly when you didn’t even ask for forgiveness. You roll your eyes at him and playfully hit his shoulder.

You both spent the rest of the night eating and playing your favorite game on your console.

And right after your head hits your pillow, you realize you completely ghosted XiuMin for hours!!!

You quickly type a small sorry and explanation as to why you were M.I.A all day, which you know is not necessary, but you wanna do it cuz you enjoy talking with him and don’t want to make him feel like you’re finally done with him, or whatever.

Not bothering to wait for a reply, you instantly fell asleep.

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WEDNESDAY | 20190320 — 3 things happened: 1.  Had a super weird dream. 2.  Met this XiuMin guy on Thunder last night and we connected??? 3. Taeyong visited me.

WTF OwO

[riverteatime]

A night with my Moon-boyfriend (Moonjumper x Reader fic)

-and also a bit of Snatcher too-

Author note :

*inhale*

Aaaaaaaaaaa-

I'm back

I just want to say that they have not enough fic of the Moonboy. I may be a Snatch lover but there have also a big place in my heart for MJ (plus the fact that I will make MJ route before Snatcher in ADIT because he is a pure boi).

No trigger warning just fluff and love ! Also I am sorry but it's not really gender neutral. And also MC is shy.

And also next fic will be sick!reader or nightmare x Mj. (Maybe both in one fic)

Also Imma give a hug to the Moonfreak--

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You are exhausted. It's one of those days you hate because it's sooo hot outside. And it's been two weeks since the last time you have 'a cool day' (a day in which the temperature is not too hot or too cold). Luckly for you, you spend a good time at Subcon Forest each days. This place have many trees (even if they are more dead than anything) but the heart of the forest is also in a perpetual night so this place is more pleasant in a time in which the desert and Mafia Town are literally 'hell' places. Plus you have a little further the 'ice biome' like you like to call it. But the last time you tried to go and 'cool off' you have seen a headless statue at the distance. Even if it was far from you, you just decided to return in the forest while you say to yourself "Nope. Not today!". And your 'task', like your boss (aka: Snatch the noodle ghost) love to call don't help. Every day you have something to do : searching for a lost subconite (every day), murder the fire spirits (once a week), delivering mail (once - twice a week), playing with Hat, Bow and Mu (once - twice a day and even more if you make a sleepover), be present for the Death Wishes... So many things to do. Every days you have to run in all Subcon Forest. At the end, when you have finish your job, you want to jump in the puddle of water in front of Snatcher's house.

Anyways, you finished your work earlier today. So now it's time for the best part of the day, it's time to go see your boyfriend Moony. It's now more than one month you started to go on dates with him. Due to his gentleman attitude, he brings you to fancy restaurants. But you always wonders something : where do his money came from. He is a corpse and dead livings have no use of money after their life. He is indeed a prince (or was), sure, but this fact don't stop you of thinking.

Today, you want to ask him for a date. Normally, it's always him who ask. But this time you want to change things. And also you are worried that he will run out of money with all the stuff he buys to you. And you have an idea.

You know oh so well the path that brings you to your beloved. With no time you arrived at the 'Mj's forest part'. And he didn't seem to have sense your presence or he will be already running (or floating) at you.

"MOONY!?" You call, almost screaming at the trees.

With no time he answers you "Darling! You are here?! Can you wait a little?"

"Are you busy? I can pass at another time if you want." You say, a bit disappointed.

"Nonono- I already finished, I just have to make this thing here and-. Ok!" He mumbles to himself

You were trying to watch the tops of the trees, hoping you will be able to see where he is hiding. And you see him, going down slowly at you like an angel. You cannot keep your mounth shut by how etherial he is. Your jaw is now wide open. Even it's been now one month you date him, and more you know him, you cannot help yourself to fall in love harder. Mj's body is now floating at some feets from the ground, he watch your stunning face with amusement. His small chuckle brings you to the reality.

"What is this visit worth to me?" He say with his oh-so-lovely smile.

"I-..." You shook your head for escaping your daydream. "I just want to talk with you about our next date"

"Hmm? I didn't set out where will we going next time. I'm little busy with Snatcher these days. Sorry..."

"No! I... Uh... I was thinking with the whole thing that you are always the one who invite me and pay for fancy restaurant..." You start shyly.

"You don't like it?" He asks with a concerned voice.

"No! Uh... Yes...Uh... I like it but I was asking to myself where all this money come from 'cause you're a corpse..." You stammer.

"Darling! I'm a prince!" He says while a small laugh.

"I know but... I cannot stop myself to think about that" You tell to him

"My little MC, you know that I will buy the world for you if I was capable. Don't worry about the money I have more than you though. And you deserve this my sweet doll. You deserve all the money of the world." He answer smiling smugly

The fact that he calls you doll -even if he calls you that ANYTIME he see you- make you blush a little. You shook your head for trying to make disappear the blushing (the keyword is trying 'cause you're always blushing with him). "...anyway! I was thinking maybe for our next date we ... can make -a- a movie night... in my spaceship and... m-make a sleepover ?..." You say so shyly that you are asking at yourself if he heard it. You are now just a blushing mess that want to hide somewhere.

Moonjumper sits on the ground to look into your eyes and asks "Is that an invitation ?"

"....yeah .... I think... B-but if you are busy we can make this another time...." You continue always blushing.

"I accept ! And no need to be so shy with me, my doll." He says happily. "How about tomorrow evening?"

"o-ok" You say shyly to him. Peck! Why it's always difficult to say things with him. Anyways, you succeed to ask him and it's truly something.

You stay with him for one hour, watching him re-arranging his home, sometimes telling him some stuff like the new restaurant you have seen in Mafia Town, the ideas of Conductor and Grooves for their next movie, the book you are reading when you are alone in your spaceship... Sometimes he answer you, sometimes he just hums. After some time, you decide to call it a day and to return in your spaceship after saying "see you tomorrow".

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The next day you awake from your sleep, your morning alarm already ringing. You take a quick shower and prepare breakfast when you remember something you have totally forgot. You have a date with your boyfriend. Remembering this make your face all blushy and you even almost chokes on your breakfast.

"Just don't think about Moony" you mumble to yourself. But then your brain thinks about him and his charming persona so you blush even more. In fact you are already as red as a cherry.

After finishing your breakfast you go to the forest making Snatcher's work.

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"Boss ! I found the subconite !" You say to Snatcher while you walk at his tree-house. "He was stuck at the swamp." It's now the third subconite you found lost in the forest in a week. Geez, they cannot stay at their work. Snatcher, already busy with one of his books (like always), waves his hand for showing you he have somewhat understand, and dismiss you in the same time. But you stay, because you want to ask something, and the simple fact you're not going out bother the purple man.

"What !?" He asks you a bit angry while placing a bookmark at the page he was reading.

"I need to ask something !" You answer

"I'm already listening" He tells you, proving you that he is really listening to your request for once.

"Cool ! So, I need your opinion for something. What type of movies MJ likes. I don't know what to show him and I'm thinking because you are his other half maybe you know. Hattie have inviting you and him for watching movies, right?" You tell maybe a bit too fast because you are just excited.

He closes his eyes and inhale. "Listen! It's not because he is my other half that I know all the things about him. You are his boy/girlfriend so it's more YOU who must know that." He says pointing at you with one of his finger. "And yes, the hatted brat invited me and Moonboy at her 'movie night party' so many times. Just don't show him a horror movie or he will scream like he will be killed for the second time. I also recommend to you to not show him a dramatic film or he will cry during all the movie."

"So no drama and no horror movies. I got it ! Thanks Snatch, you're the best !" You say happily while waving to him to say goodbye.

"Whatever... And don't call me 'Snatch'!" He yells from his chair at you while you are already far enough for not to be killed (in the figurative sens of the word).

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So now it's currently the evening. You though about making a dinner for your boyfriend but you remembered he is a corpse so he don't need to eat (and also because you talked with him today in the forest and said that he will be alright). Anyway, for killing the time you though about what you will wear, took a shower and checked if everythings was alright (at least ten times for an hour). It will be the first time you will spend a night with your bf at home so you are stressed, anxious but also happy. For movies you choose classics : Disney movies. They have a lot of romantics stories with princes and princesses and you hope that your bf will like (and also searching movies in space is kind of looking for a needle in a hayshack).

So now you wait (and checked again a last time). You know that he will not be late, he is always at time for dates. But you cannot let your eyes see another thing than the needles of your watch on your arm. You even seem to hear the low ticktock of it.

Then you sense a little gust of cold wind. It's the signal.

"Hi Moony!" You say showing your more beautiful smile.

"Good evening my beautiful doll! You're splendid tonight!" He say while appearing from his glitch dimension (yeah I headcannon that he can go in a glitch dimension for long travels)

You blush and you whisper "You're the beautiful here". He place his hand on your head and reply "No you!". Like always you cannot win this argument. Then he grab something hiding in his coat and give you a small plush of your favorite animal (you can choose, but for me it's cat and red panda).

"Sorry to not give you a decent gift. The last time I gifted flowers... You know what happen" He tells to you. But for you this is more than a decent gift. So you do what your brain say, you hug Moonjumper and tell him that you are happy.

You stay some minutes like this. But you remember that you have a movie night to do. You take his hand and lead him to your 'movie place' (that is just many pillows, a pile of blankets, some bowls of popcorn and a pile of movies in front of your TV.). You said to him to make himself at home while you pick a movie. And you don't see your favorite Disney's movie (again you can choose the movie) so you dive (literally) your head first in one of your closet where your movies should be. Meanwhile your boyfriend Moony have set his eyes first one your little form disappearing in the closet, then on the delicious pop-corn you prepared for this occasion. What is this thing, again? He saw that when the hatted child (Hattie) invited him at a party. He picks one piece of pop-corn and hold it between his fingers for inspecting this. But then you find the precious movie and you come out from your closet. You see him with his pop-corn.

"Moony? Did something bother you?" You ask while walking to the TV

"Yes... I've seen this when I was at the hatted child's party..." He says.

"What? Wait! You don't know what is pop-corn". He shakes his head at your ask. "Eat it" You tell him. He tilts his head and look at you with a confusing and surprised look. So you grab a bunch of pop-corn and swallow it in no time. It's when he sees that you're not dying (so it's not poisonous) that he eat the small pop-corn. At the first time, anything happen, then a big smile appears on his face.

"You like it?" You ask. He continue to smile for saying yes. "You can eat more. All of it is for you"

"But you?" He ask a bit concerned about the fact that you will not eat

"If I eat all of the pop-corn I'm sure my dentist will not be happy". You reply while turning on the TV and putting the channel on 'DVD player'.

Soon, the movie starts. You sit next to your boyfriend. But then, the corpse start to watch you rather than the TV and thinks about something.

"My Angel?" He ask you

"Yeah?" You reply, not paying attention to the nickname he told you because you are so absorb on the movie, even if it started just some minutes ago.

"Perhaps it will be weird but can you rather sit on my lap?" He asks you shyly

You take some time before realising what he ask you but when your brain understand this...oh god... You are now as red as a cherry. You turn your head at the opposite direction because you don't want your Moony to see how you are madly blushing.

"....Yea...Sure". You say before you sit on his lap.

He traps you small form between his arm, hugging you tightly like a small child do with a plushy, but also paying attention that it's not too tight "Much better~!" He whisper to your ear. He cuddle you, resting his head in your shoulder while you are just a blushing mess who want to crawl in a hole like a mouse.

But after some time, you are used to his cuddling. He can be cold because he is a living corpse, but the heat of your body plus the blanket warms you and your boyfriend. One hour watching the movie and you start to be sleepy, even you miss the end because you have somewhat fell asleep on MJ's lap. It's at the credits that Moony realize that you are sleeping quietly.

"Awww~! What a cute and beautiful sight!" He says to himself "It's a pity that I have not a camera for taking a photo of this cutie~~".

He grabs the TV remote control press the big red button, turning off the TV. He then pick you in his arms (like a baby) and walks (floats) to your bed. He gently lie you down puts the blanket on you. But when he is about to floats away, you grab the sleeve of his coat.

"What is it little puppet?!" He asks you gently and also smiling (*cough*like an idiot*cough) due to your cuteness.

"Can you stay for the night, please?" You ask after yawning.

"Anything for you princess~~" He reply. He gets in your blanket and lie next to you (or maybe he lie behind you and you lie on him if you have a small bed). He gently pats your head with one of his hands while you hug him like a baby koala. Then, he place a chaste kiss on your forehead.

"Goodnigh' Moony... Love you..." You say half-sleeping.

"Goodnight my little MC. I love you too" He whisper before falling asleep.

[mojowriterblog]

All the Required Paperwork

“Aaaaaaaaaaa?” the hard faced, white-haired lady said. “It says ‘Aaaaaaaaaaa.’”

“Yes ma’am,” he said.

“Your name is ‘Aaaaaaaaaaa?’”

“It’s pronounced ‘Bill.’”

“Bill?” She stared at him in outrage. “How do you get ‘Bill’ out of eleven A’s?”

“It’s a foreign spelling.”

“Well, that’s just ridiculous!”

“It’s on my birth certificate.” He proffered his wrinkled document.

“I’m not issuing a driver’s license to ‘Aaaaaaaaaaa.’”

“Bill,” he corrected.

“I don’t care how you pronounce it!” Her eyes scanned further down the paperwork. “And what’s this? Your last name is ‘Puffiboomboom?’”

“Yes…”

“Puffy … boom boom?”

“Well, it’s, um—”

“What, do you pronounce it, ‘Smith?’”

“Actually, it’s pronounced, ‘Ledbetter.’”

“Ledbetter?” Her wrinkles flushed crimson. “How do you get ‘Ledbetter’ from ‘Puffiboomboom?’” She held up her wiry hand. “Don’t tell me. Foreign spelling.”

“Yes.”

“How stupid do you think I am?” she said. “This has to be a prank!”

“No, ma’am.”

“I’m not buying this, not at all!”

“I have all the paperwork filled out—”

“Aaaaaaaaaaa Puffiboomboom is not getting a driver’s license. Not from me.”

“Ma’am, I didn’t choose this name. It’s something I’ve had to live with all my life.”

“Well, it’s time to choose something else!”

“I can’t.”

“Why not? If your name is ‘Bill Ledbetter’ then why don’t you just spell it that way?”

“Can we do that?”

“Well,” she said, “let’s see.” She typed angrily at her keyboard for long minutes, and then a machine whirred. She grabbed a stamp, smacked it down on his paperwork like a judge banging a gavel, and then slid the whole pile at him. “There, Aaaaaaaaaaa Puffiboomboom, it’s done.”

He stared at his brand new driver’s license. The picture was typically horrible, but the name was spelled “Bill Ledbetter.”

“Thank you,” he said to her.

She huffed, then looking past him at the long line, shouted, “Next!”

Bill gathered the papers and his new license and walked quickly outside to where his friends waited. He showed them the license, pointing at the birth date. Magically, he was now over 21 years old.

“Dude!” yelled one of his ecstatic friends. “Let’s go buy beer!”

[hoarding-stories]

This is it! The current episode! The Heart of it All!

Pt 1

Buddy narration!! (although I am starting to miss Juno)

Quite the show

Money? 

Underwater bank? 

Training is fun

“guns are illegal so cops use swords now” 

Rita! “Mom”! 

What’s wrong Buddy

35 years! that’s quite the career

Because? 

Fuel? She runs on alcohol? 

Jet is concerned 

Heart, digestive system, and eye

Vespa doesn’t know about the heart

Skipped heartbeats?? 

You’re not going to hurt her by telling her! 

and Ransom. That enigma of a man

I’m not sure he changed either

Everything is roses and better

Aw <3

Hmm... I don’t blame her for keeping an eye on Peter

I am so worried about this heist 

So the beeping is her heart

Let’s do this

They got through the shield

“heart is salivating and mouth is palpitating” 

Rita has a knife! Juno is officially in danger

Keep the snark to a minimum Peter

0-0 Don’t do that again

I don’t know enough about music to get that joke

Rita’s part is done

hahaha still love Juno’s yell

Please let the Ruby 7 start talking at some point

I know it’s dangerous but picturing Jet doing that is kind of funny

The schematics are gone?? 

I heard that “love” Peter

Damn it Peter

Vespa or Peter (I know he’s wrong) 

Booby traps? 

hmmm

Be careful

Why? 

Jet!

He memorized them upside-down? 

-_- slightly suspicious 

Buddy has a nice laugh

explosion time

!?!?!?!?!? 

BUDDY?!?!? 

aaaaaaaaaaa

Pt 2

Hi Juno

Don’t say that Juno,,,

Buddy!! Is she ok? 

eugh

I like her theme

“Temporary heart failure” That’s not good

There’s doing to be more 

Get her Jet

Carpet? Pictures on the wall? 

Tension between them...

Vespa’s great

<3

What is this place, it’s too fancy

Blade time! 

That’s a long drop

Juno has a point 

The reason is just as important! It lets you know what to expect

Buddy’s laughing a lot

Slow down Peter

uh-oh another emp

She’s ok! Mostly

Everyone should pay more attention to Juno

Creature?? 

What did they do

Oh no

Juno does not sound happy

So they do have it

“Like she said” Juno...

Good god, they are screwed

Go ahead Juno! Detective the situation! 

It is weird, go after it Juno! 

“Dear detective” Peter is amping up the pet names

That is both worrying and cute

Jet’s calling? 

Oh No please don’t die Buddy

He took the blade? Or something happened anyway

Good job Juno!! 

I don’t know what to think in regards to Peter

my heart...

What’s wrong, oh shit

Sharpshooter Juno!! Back in action! 

Stay alive Buddy. Live

She’s going to be ok

You should really follow your own advice

? Jet! 

He was right

They are good friends

Peter lost the blade? 

I love excited Vespa

Of course she chooses Vespa

This is making me tear up

She knew? Oh yeah she’s a doctor

Who else has medical secrets? 

oh my god, my heart,,,,

:) :)

They’re going to get married!!!