#PLEASEEEE HELP MEEE

[pencilhattopy]

yall have no idea the dream i had today

[tatakaeeren]

IT'S TODAY IT'S TODAY IT'S TODAY !!!!!

dakhdkahdkhad I still can't believe it... Happy SNK day!!! *hugs*

[nthflower]

Comic books haterism should come to end because I am having fun right now

[bsturnzmtt]

GUYSSS IM TRYING TO DO MATT ON THE SIMS LMAOOO

IN NEED YOUR HELP

PLEASEEEE HELP MEEE

Alsooo send me outfits that I can recreate!!!

[pixlpxie]

🤡Resend 🤡

Firstly I'm not Seonghwa biases but I'm Hongjoong, Yeosang and Wooyoung biased but RAWWWWWW👹

Hurt Dragon Prince!Hwa x Neighboring Kingdoms Human Princess!reader where she finds him gravely hurt in the forest of wonderlands and brings him back and helps him but doesn't know it's him and he falls in love with reader but reader is to marry other Neighboring Kingdoms Fae Prince!Hongjoong but him and Hongjoong are enemies because he's the one who hurt Hwa but reader don't know that and at the wedding Hwa is so heart broken that he steals back his "treasure" and its really sad once she realizes what happened but grows to accept it and they fall in love :D

PLEASE THIS WOULD BE SUCH A GOOD FANFIC PLEASE SOMEONE WRITE THIS 😮‍💨😣 like it'd be dark fantasy romance and really angsty too, some toxic love here and there, BUT what if the love triangle (i mean technically its not but i don't remember what its called) turns into some kind of a poly relationship at one point but it may not even work out and the politics!!!!! ITS JUST SO GOOD PLEASEEEE WRITE THIS AND LINK MEEE

[trykefag]

this was a pain to draw only because i had to look at myself HELP....uhm,yeah....fatfur art...i literally traced myself for this...dont make fun of meee pleaseeee bats my autistic eyes and paws you

[ruhorih4ra]

Hey (⁠´⁠ε⁠｀⁠ ⁠)

The No.1! ❤️

So this one is supposed to be fluff, DiavoloxGn!Mc, grammar mistakes, short and cute! I really love Diavolo and wanted to write something nice for him.

The demon prince loves you, there is no doubt about it. Diavolo is old enough to recognize the symptoms, the constant yearning for you to be in the same room as him, and the hope that arises from his chest when you both lock eyes. His mind going crazy questioning "Do they feel the same?" And his heart throwing itself towards you not really caring for the answer.

Maybe because his heart knew the answer wouldn't change the truth, that is too late to turn back anyway.

"To love a human is to suffer." Barbatos once said. He knew his loyal butler was right, but he didn't know it would be so painful.

He saw you leaving the party with Lucifer and couldn't stop himself, he followed you through the intricate corridors of the castle. He ended up standing behind a wall, hiding in the corner.

“Look, I don't know how to say this, ok? But I have to, I just need to say it.” You sounded quite drunk, the words coming out of your mouth lazily. “I fell in love with you and I know our relation... relation...relationship would be complicated.” Diavolo heard you struggling to get the words out, you were more drunk than he thought.

“MC...” Lucifer spoke and he sounded disappointed. “Shhhh!!” Even when Diavolo felt his heart break, he had to suppress a laugh, you shutting Lucifer up was something hilarious. “You are a pretty preeettyy boy hmm? Give me a kiss, please?” Diavolo clenched his jaw, he heard Lucifer chuckle and a part of him felt guilty because Lucifer deserved to be happy too, yet the prince felt sorrow.

“Mc, stop.” Lucifer was clearly enjoying himself but the Prince got confused, why did Lucifer reject you?

“SHHH!!!” You repeated, louder. “I'm drunk, I know. But you are gorgeous, always. You are perfect with that smile of yours, and your kind eyes, oh how I love them!” You were sniffling and diavolo knew that you were probably crying. “That hope and devotion that you carry everywhere... You are so kind with everyone. So welcoming and smart. So easygoing, honest, modest.” Diavolo's face saddened, he felt sick with envy. Your voice sounded so full of love and yearn and he wished, for the first time in centuries, he desired to be loved back.

“Let's go somewhere more private” Diavolo's blood froze. He didn't want to come between you and Lucifer but then again, couldn't you have a little mercy? “Absolutely no.” Lucifer said, losing his previous gleeful tone “Ouch! What the fuck was that?” Diavolo heard you say. “Just stop this nonsense.” The Prince was getting more and more confused as it sounded like you and Lucifer were fighting over something.

“Let me carry youuu.” What? You carrying Lucifer? “MC, That's enough.” Diavolo pricked up his ears, curious. “Ugh, you are heavy! Let's do it here!” Let's what?! The next King of The Devildom’s face was one of sheer disbelief, if he weren't completely mad in love with you he would be laughing. “MC, what the fuck?” Well now, that's rude Lucifer. “Ugh! Lucifer, leave us alone!” Diavolo's face changed from curious to extremely confused. What in the seven hells was happening?

He couldn't contain his curiosity anymore, he came out of his hiding place just to find you flirting with... a painting of himself, you were trying to kiss it while Lucifer blocked you.

“You're embarrassing me, Mc.” Lucifer said, not notincing Diavolo's presence yet.

“YoU aRe EmBaRrAsSiNg mE, mC” you mocked. “Would you pleaseeee leave us alone?? Let me take him with meee!”

“It's a painting, Mc.” Lucifer emphasized the words. “It's too heavy for you, dear.”

“Then help me!!”

“I won’t help you steal a royal painting, you drunken fool!”

Diavolo stepped closer, the only thing keeping him from his most shrill, relieved laugh was the promise of catching you off guard.

“Lucifer, don't worry, Mc can take whatever painting they want.” Lucifer turned to look at Diavolo, slightly surprised. “Don't spoil them, Diavolo.”

You gasped, looking from the painting to Diavolo. “There are two Diavolos!!" While Lucifer was massaging his temples, Diavolo approached you. “Actually there is only one.” He took both of your hands, gently kissing your knuckles. “Let's go, I'll have Barbatos prepare a room for you.” You nodded but remained still, looking conflicted. “Will you sleep with me?” Diavolo's face reddened, it only got worse when he saw Lucifer trying not to laugh, it must be a funny spectacle to see the future king turn into an embarrassed teenager.

“I'm afraid that wouldn't be appropiate.” “Fine! Then I'll take Diavolo No.1.” you said, turning around to grab the painting. Diavolo raised his eyebrows, his words coming out as an offended whisper. “I... I am Diavolo No.1!” The prince held you by the arm. “I'm sorry, Mc. You can't take it. Barbatos would be angry.” Lucifer snorted, his smile showing how incredulous he felt. “Diavolo, are you jealous of a painting? A painting of yourself?” “I... No, of course not.” But there was no point in hiding the obvious, the blush on Diavolo's face made him look younger and more harmless than a demon would ever be.

“I can't believe this sight.” Lucifer commented. “Mc, I’ll help you carry Diavolo No.1, let's go.”

Diavolo's eyes widened and a big smile appeared. “Lucifer you too?! I am Diavolo No.1!!” “Yes, yes, whatever you say Diavolo number... Ah! Forget it, I'll go get some water for MC.” Lucifer could barely contain his smile before leaving.

“What Number Lucifer... What number?!”

“If you're Diavolo No.1 You've to prove it!” You said. “Kiss me!” he turned to you, perhaps a little more eager than you've ever seen him.

“Fine!! You win!” he took your face. “One on your forehead, so you don't forget me... Another in your eyes because I love how they shine.” you giggled before looking at him, expectantly. “And another one...” he kissed you on the corner of your lips. “... that carries a promise.” you sighed. “I love you Diavolo, now and tomorrow too.” The prince cherished that promise too, maybe loving a human wasn't that painful.

Thanks everyone for reading! If you cringed at Mc that's because they were drunk, have mercy. Cringe but free. 🙏🏻

[heartbrake-hotel]

TIME FOR A WIP TAG GAME 💫

rules: in a new post, post the names of all the files in your WIP folder, regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous. let people send you an ask with the title that most intrigues them and then post a little snippet of it or tell them something about it! and then tag as many people as you have WIPs.

oh nooo exposed by smitty for my ridiculous doc names.. how could you DO this to meee 😭 dfghs but thanks for the tag darlin @prompted-wordsmith.!!

(tagged on my main but i thought i'd go ahead and post here instead... if i posted all of my wips for every fandom, we'd be here a month 🤭)

my naming conventions are notably all either coded nonsense only comprehensible to me, or song lyrics that are not, in fact, from the song i Actually titled the fic with.! it got so ridiculous i made a spreadsheet to keep track of their shorthand names, their Real Actual Titles, and their summaries. just so i could always find right what i was looking for. i love to cross-reference ! three cheers for color-coding ! 🎉 luckily for me, said doc came in veryyy handy when it came to copy/pasting for this tag game 😂😂

daddy? sorry, da-

i get no help around this goddamn house

this is the Real t&s

he was the congregations vagrant

cry about it, fucker

the saints we see are all made of gold

all the small things

lover's lover's alibi

he's the one to call (dr. feelgood)

my middle name is miseryyy

ho ho hopefully

this is NOT feederism it is cARETAKING

who do you love

what breed is he just a little guy

toxic las vegas

achy breaky head

catch a falling star💫

being weird together is a love language

oscars flop era

9 to 5

go out by the oak leaf

motorpsyche 🏍️

ive beaten the orange camaro

ginger snapped 🐺

vacation all ive ever wanted

polk salad booty is this anything

some of these have been in the works for YEARS, like.. since the movie actually came out.. i started writing two days after i got home from the theater the first time oOP look y'all know me alright the likelihood any of these will actually make it to posting on this blog is,, uh. Slim !! ngl it's pretty slim. i have wips from over a decade ago that STILL don't feel done enough to publish 🙈 but these in particular are very near and dear to my heart and i'd love to gauge y'all's interest anyway.! so fire away, ask me anything, i love to talk and am always down to gush 👍

tagging: @whositmcwhatsit, @thatbanditqueen, @be-my-ally, @mooodyblue, @vintagepresley, @floralcyanide, @whatstruthgottodowithit,@dreamingofep, @ooihcnoiwlerh, @suraemoon, @vintageshanny, uhhh i panicked at the length of this list and don't know who else writes around here and is left to tag, but pleaseeee take this as an open invitation to join in if you want!! i'd love to see everyone's systems 🥰🥰 and of course no pressure if you don't 👌

[fouramradi0]

Why do I have to sit next to TWO hot people AAAAHHHH. That bi energy be going crazy, pleaseeee.

Also, I swear my type is so weird (not really) I'm starting to notice a pattern. It's the calmer and quieter people lmao help meee

[mostlymarvelsstuff]

It’s too hard to come when you don’t help me. I wanna cryyyy help meee please pleaseeee

Fuck yourself on your fingers for me baby. Just pretend it's my strap filling you up

[valtieldevi]

Im fucking crying 😭

I legit did internet sleuthing to find one specific artist only to find out that their tumblr has been since deactivated. The last known page I found of their account saved on web archive is January 2019 and it make me so upset because I have no idea where they could have gone!!! I love their art and I hope one day they return so I can keep following them I don’t know what could’ve gotten them to delete their account but I hope in the future I find them again and follow whether I recognize them or not.

Artist name: j-analogman69 also rakugaki-obake-j

[queueh0lic]

does anybody know how long do i have to wait to be able to watch the latest Legends episode on the CW site? 

[kithtaehyung]

PLEASEEEE the “good luck baby” comment and cheek kiss was so CUTE and DOMESTIC and i would give my left kidney to know what he was thinking and feeling in that moment 😭🙏

RIGHTTTTT OMFG that one got me good lmfao😭😭 like we had her almost saying it so casually in 3tan6, to her straight up saying screw it and saying it out loud in 3tan7 HELP MEEE UGH

what yoongi was thinking and feeling in that moment, huh? i would love to hear what yall think but i def know and :')))

[lovingjeankirstein]

watching trese w kuya iwa and oikawa hcs? 👁👁

bestie romeo back at it again with the kuya iwa hc ideas.

BEING FR- I FORGOT A LOT OF THE THINGS THAT HAPPENED SO THIS IS PROLLY VAGUE

gn! reader (ALSO: t = tooru oikawa; h = hajime iwaizumi; y/n = you)

CW! SOME SPOILERS FROM TRESE. READ AT YOUR OWN WILL. ALSO, slight language

watching trese with oikawa and half-filipino! iwaizumi

you and iwa would’ve watched it already, but oikawa brings it up one day when he sees it while finding what to watch on netflix.

t: iwa channn, y/n channn!! did you watch that new filipino anime that came out on netflix yet??

h: yea what about it?

t: CAN YOU GUYS WATCH WITH MEEE I WANT TO WATCH A FILIPINO ANIME WITH MY IRL FILIPINO FRIENDS PLEASEEEE

y/n: im down!! we can educate you on our culture and myths too.

you’re all either at oikawa’s house or haji’s, but if you’re at haji’s, he’ll have filipino snacks for all of you to really enhance the experience.

we got everything like boy bawang, balut, oishi shrimp chips, piattos, otap, pancit canton, literally anything bruh. (choc nut for nuno)

you and hajime will be cuddling on the couch or be closer to each other than oikawa and he’s there third wheeling like 💀💀

t: huh it’s getting a little cold in here don’t you think

h: *throws him a blanket* here that’ll fix it

I FEEL LIKE OIKAWA IS A MOVIE/SHOW TALKER

like in serious parts he’ll shut up and pay attention but otherwise he’ll just be talking and asking about it at random parts sm you’ll have to rewind a lot.

t: ooh what’s that

y/n: it’s a duwende

t: *tries to say it for the next 5 minutes*

y/n: tooru i will throw this remote at you i’ll help you learn it later just sh for now

HIM BEING LOWKEY SURPRISED/SCARED AT THE ASWANGS AND WHEN HE SEES NUNO

t: OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT

h: nuno is a spirit of the elderly. if you don’t say “tabi tabi po” on their property they will curse you. he reminds me of you.

t: IWA CHANNNN ARE YOU CALLING ME UGLY 😞

y/n: 😀☝🏼 NO well maybe BUT NO IT’S BC YOU’RE A CHISMOSA TANGINA (chismosa: gossiper. tangina = bitch)

when moments like the prison attack happen with the thing with the prisoner, he actually wants to chat about it and his opinion before the next episode. it turns into a whole deep conversation.

this makes watching stuff with oikawa so fun and worthwhile.

you guys would be watching in tagalog dub and he’d be shocked to find out some of the things haji calls him are so rude.

t: OH HE JUST SAID WHAT YOU CALL ME IWA. YOU CALL ME A GAGO- … I THOUGHT YOU SAID THAT MEANS IM TALENTED 😞

WHEN THE WIND ELEMENTS GET THEIR PRIZE OF GETTING LAID BY KAMBAL (pls that was so humorous i can’t) OIKAWA MAKES SM SMUG COMMENTS you guys end up laughing a lot.

t: woah ho ho getting action i seee 👀 kambal went to town that night hehe

during the final battle he gets so upset when everything starts going wrong.

t: WHY’D THEY KILL CAPTAIN GURRERO WHAT

t: KAMBAL AREN’T SUPPOSED TO DO THAT WHY WHAT ARE THEY DOING NO

don’t forget his tagalog would be pretty slanged but he’s trying

lowkey predicted the ending tho. he’d be like “is this some ending where the lesson is family is stronger than anything or something”

5 minutes later: “Malakas nga ang lukso ng dugo, pero hindi matitinag ang pamilya.” (the bond of blood might be strong, but the bond of family is stronger)

t: I KNEW IT HAH YOU HEARD ME RIGHT

you and iwa: SHUSH WATCH THE DAMN SHOW OIKAWA

all in all, oikawa would really enjoy trese. he likes the folklore and he got to learn more about his besties.

he finds all of the aswangs and creatures very cool and interesting even tho they may look ugly/scary to him.

he liked that it was funny and really showed the culture of the philippines. he ofc would say all this to both you and haji.

he would text you two in the middle of the night that he got a nightmare of a tiyanak or xa mul. you guys would lowk laugh but reassure him they aren’t real for like two weeks.

he’d also swear he saw the white lady of balente drive while walking home from practice even though we’re in japan???

you guys wouldn’t express it, but you guys both appreciate oikawa enjoying it and his willingness to know more about the legends and myths from where you two came from. oikawa def knows you two feel this way tho.

BAM DONE. I HOPE YOU LIKE BESTIE ROMEO I ENJOYED WRITING THIS.

aoba johsai masterlist

tags: @nanaomiomi @jesus-christ-super-ace

[father-time-and-baby-new-year]

OKAY GUYS CAN YOU HELP ME FIND THIS HAIKYUU DARKFIC?

TW: darkcontent

It was a multi chapter [maybe] but it was longish. I think it was in the POV of Akaashi or maybe not 😭 but basically he goes to his friends house, and you’re there, very obviously kidnapped by them. He’s just looking at you in your dress and collar and remembering how you used to be his coworker, and then he introduced the Miya twins to you who of course went full yandere.

Kenma looks at akaashi and is like “just fuck her. I fucked her last week” and akaashi is a little disturbed at first but he goes along with it, because he’s liked you so much. And he’s literally trying to rip the collar of you even though you’re begging him not to because the Miya twins would be angry.

IF YOU FIND THIS FIC PLEASEEEE SEND MEEE

[littlefreya]

Brooo I lost a fanfic cause I accidentally closed the app I don't even remember its name can you please help me find it? It was about bucky and reader where bucky has a no touching anyone on a mission rule but she ends up having to so cue punish smut. Pleaseeee help meee. Thank youuu.

I’m sorry, I am not in the Bucky fandom and don’t read Bucky fanfiction, darling.